In yonder home, with thy babe's mother, I doth satisfy her desires
Maiden of Filipino descent, she calleth me Manny Pacquiao, in raptures we retire
Alas, without a hoop, they compareth me to Jerry Stackhouse, athletic sire
Whilst lost in reverie, in public, thy mother causeth me to refocus and acquire
Ere I attaineth the dough, a morning routine, I embark upon
I awakeneth bright and early to a fresh abundance of cream, a dawn reborn
Thrice I cleanse my person, fair lady, pristine I adorn
Gravy possesseth cheese, lo, 'tis poutine, a dish to adorn
Gravy arriveth fervently, akin to departing the heated griddle's grip
Should thou wish to challenge my stature, approacheth, to be belittled, betwixt
Mothers of all spectrums adoreth me, as though I were peanut brittle, nay to quip
Flexeth the rainbow, baggeth like Skittles, within my grip they shall slip
Gravy, wherefore dost thou transgress?
Cease thy actions, I insist!
I earneth riches, akin to Gravy Crockett's list
(Drop it)
No longer do I taste defeat
Nor doth my pace in life slow, to move at a tardy beat
All I know is to pursueeth dough, swift and fleet
And acquire wealth, a pursuit grand and sweet
Never shall I suffer a loss, mine heart doth decree
Never shall I relinquish my exquisite sauce, as it defines me
All I know is to chase this wealth, verily
And acquire money, prosperous and free
Thou knowest I leadeth a life of haste and speed
I possess no preferences, my lady, save that of the monetary deed
Still reaping dividends from days of yore, indeed
On a dire night, I shalt surpass thy father's net worth, thy heart impede
For I comport myself righteously, as thou seest
Adorned in garments fashioned by Rick, clapping hands like the 80s, ne'er ceaseth
Until death's scythe approacheth and calleth me to the feast
I arrive with a Zelda, a peach, and a daisy, dancing with prowess unleashed
Lo, Gravy, thou art a being most vicious
Thou art clean and delectable, thy charm so auspicious
Pray tell, why hast thou no paramour, no missus?
Counting the paper, counting the riches, 'tis truly fortuitous
Never shall I suffer a loss, mine heart doth decree
Never shall I relinquish my exquisite sauce, as it defines me
All I know is to chase this wealth, verily
And acquire money, prosperous and free
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