How Shayna Broke Her You-Know-What

When Jodi meets her dream man in Santa Fe during the dusty summer of '99, it takes something... otherworldly to alert her to his bright, red flags.

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Sweet dreams...

xoxo Jo & Morgan

When Vix tries her best to throw a rad party at her parent's New York apartment, she ends up cleaning up more than one unexpected mess.

We know we always say this... but... This one is SO GOOD!!! Thank you, thank you to "Natalie" for submitting this absolutely fabulous story (fabulous for us, we're sorry it happened to you 😂)

When Natalie relocates to SF, she has to make new friends for the first time in her adult life. Does she misread this one like crazy? Or are people totally nuts? You decide!

Lost your earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?

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How does it work? Is it annoying? Will the cops find me?

You send three short sentences and we do the rest. Its less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.

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Sweet dreams...

When Bee tries her very best to impress her crush on Valentine's Day, she finds something new in heart - with a very embarrassing detour.

Lost your earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?

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Love the stories? Have one to tell? Only have three minutes?

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How does it work? Is it annoying? Will the cops find me?

You send three short sentences and we do the rest. Its less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.

Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out?

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Sweet dreams...

When Jennifer has to attend the funeral of her new boyfriend's great Aunt Betty, she ends up falling pretty hard for her new family.

Morgan and Jo discuss utter nonsense that has nothing to do with anything and their parents think this part of the episode should be cut from the podcast.

WE LOVE YOUR STORIES!!!

Please send them along in any way you want!

When Kayla and Courtney find both the perfect lunch spot to avoid their classmates and a love for old-school photography, they find themselves combining the two in a way they never could have imagined.

Morgan and Jo discuss their high school shenanigans and look back on their time at public school in the 90s with probably way too much nostalgia.

Thank you, as always, to the brave and tortured souls who so generously share these wonderfully ridiculous stories.

Stay tuned for Valentine's Day episodes to warm your cold, dead hearts. And if you have one to share, remember, Anxiety Addict's only needs three sentences and then we go full-on creative writing insanity to fill in the rest. 

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Sweet Dreams,

xoxo

When Emma and Xavier both, on the same night, each independently sabotage their marriage, the truth comes out despite their best efforts.

This story is funny and ridiculous and didn't hurt anyone - in fact, it was just the opposite. Everyone's lives are better because this happened. Ok, maybe not everyone, but these two people's are... Sorry, we should have just said that.

Y'all rock for sending us these torrid and true tales and we couldn't be more grateful.

You can email them directly to us @ Info@AnxietyAddictsBedtimeStories.com

orrrrrr....

Submit them anonymously through the website - www.AnxietyAddictsBedtimeStories.com

It's super easy. We only need three short sentences from you and we do the rest.

How about some VD stories for this month? (That would be Valentine's Day. Sorry, we should have just said that.)

Love you all and sweet dreams,

Jo & Morgan

When Luke finally lands a much-anticipated, 'dream job' interview, he's obsessed with making the perfect impression until things sort of go, well, down hill.

This is one of those stories to make you believe in the bigger-picture and maybe laugh a bit at your younger self.

Morgan and Jo discuss bartending and then go on an entertaining tangent that has nothing to do with anything. 

Thank you, thank you to all of you Insomniacs sending in these wonderful tales. All the girls need are three short sentences to run with your stories and spin them into a very specific type of BS for you to share with all your friends.

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Sweet Dreams

Woo Hoo!!! Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories is over here celebrating our 60th episode with a FANTASTIC story about relationships, new beginnings, bad dogs, and, it wouldn't be a truly on-brand story for our dedicated Insomniacs without a trip to the ER.

So here you are, episode 60 of our BS!

When Arty thinks he has a shot at a second chance with a second marriage, he unfortunately discovers that everything in his relationship isn't perfect in the most (physically) painful way possible.

Thank you SO SO MUCH to "Arty" for sending in this fabulously terrrible tale, we are so happy to hear that everything healed just fine for you.

Please, keep these fantastic stories coming! You can email us directly at Info@AnxietyAddictsBedtimeStories.com or submit anonymously via the website:

www.AnxietyAddictsBedtimeStories.com

Whether you're making dinner, waiting in line at the Post Office, getting a cavity filled, paying bills with a seven-step verification process, or just trying to get some damn sleep, remember, we're here for you.

And the next five submissions (with a mailing address) get one of our BS hats.

Thank you all and to all a good night  😀 

Xoxo, Jo & Morgan

When Hannah gets her marching orders from her eldest brother to grow the eff up, they both learn a lesson in what could be the most uncomfortable way possible.

Morgan and Jo discuss birth order and why their siblings got it so much easier than them. 😊 

Thank you all of you raging insomniacs for these ridiculous and wonderful stories that we are much happier to read and write about than experience for ourselves.

Please, keep them coming! We love you!

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Sweet Dreams,

Jo  & Morgan