insomnia stories

When Vix tries her best to throw a rad party at her parent's New York apartment, she ends up cleaning up more than one unexpected mess.

We know we always say this... but... This one is SO GOOD!!! Thank you, thank you to "Natalie" for submitting this absolutely fabulous story (fabulous for us, we're sorry it happened to you 😂)

When Natalie relocates to SF, she has to make new friends for the first time in her adult life. Does she misread this one like crazy? Or are people totally nuts? You decide!

Lost your earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?

Then you're in luck ! 🍀  All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.

Love the stories? Have one to tell? Only have three minutes?

Its SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact

How does it work? Is it annoying? Will the cops find me?

You send three short sentences and we do the rest. Its less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.

Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out?

Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.

Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute?

Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/

Sweet dreams...

When Luke finally lands a much-anticipated, 'dream job' interview, he's obsessed with making the perfect impression until things sort of go, well, down hill.

This is one of those stories to make you believe in the bigger-picture and maybe laugh a bit at your younger self.

Morgan and Jo discuss bartending and then go on an entertaining tangent that has nothing to do with anything. 

Thank you, thank you to all of you Insomniacs sending in these wonderful tales. All the girls need are three short sentences to run with your stories and spin them into a very specific type of BS for you to share with all your friends.

Please, rate, like, and subscribe.

Send your stories anonymously to Info@AnxietyAddictsBedtimeStories.com

and read them at your own leisure at www.AnxietyAddictsBedtimeStories.com

Sweet Dreams

Woo Hoo!!! Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories is over here celebrating our 60th episode with a FANTASTIC story about relationships, new beginnings, bad dogs, and, it wouldn't be a truly on-brand story for our dedicated Insomniacs without a trip to the ER.

So here you are, episode 60 of our BS!

When Arty thinks he has a shot at a second chance with a second marriage, he unfortunately discovers that everything in his relationship isn't perfect in the most (physically) painful way possible.

Thank you SO SO MUCH to "Arty" for sending in this fabulously terrrible tale, we are so happy to hear that everything healed just fine for you.

Please, keep these fantastic stories coming! You can email us directly at Info@AnxietyAddictsBedtimeStories.com or submit anonymously via the website:

www.AnxietyAddictsBedtimeStories.com

Whether you're making dinner, waiting in line at the Post Office, getting a cavity filled, paying bills with a seven-step verification process, or just trying to get some damn sleep, remember, we're here for you.

And the next five submissions (with a mailing address) get one of our BS hats.

Thank you all and to all a good night  😀 

Xoxo, Jo & Morgan

When Hannah gets her marching orders from her eldest brother to grow the eff up, they both learn a lesson in what could be the most uncomfortable way possible.

Morgan and Jo discuss birth order and why their siblings got it so much easier than them. 😊 

Thank you all of you raging insomniacs for these ridiculous and wonderful stories that we are much happier to read and write about than experience for ourselves.

Please, keep them coming! We love you!

You can fill out the anonymous form on our website: www.AnxietyAddictsBedtimeStories.com orrrrrr

Email us at Info@AnxietyAddictsBedtimeStories.com

ANNNNDDDD if you have nothing better to do, follow us on the only social media that we (sort of) know how to use... https://www.instagram.com/anxietyaddictsbedtimestories/

Sweet Dreams,

Jo  & Morgan

When Maria goes to Paris with her boyfriend for the trip of a romantic lifetime, she gets served a harsh dose of reality, in the form of a very cute baby.

Morgan and Jo discuss their cold, dead, cynical hearts and their brilliant relationship decisions when they were young.

This is a sweet, fun story to remind us that we're all in this together. 

Please keep submitting your stories to Info@AnxietyAddictsBedtimeStories.com or fill out the form on the website.

We love hearing from you and spinning your short submissions into bedtime tales.

Thank you for listening, liking, subscribing, and all the ⭐️ s you send our way.

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Sweet Dreams, xox Jo & Morgan

When Morgan - sorry - MEGAN 😂 moves to Italy, the first few cultural difference throw her for a real loop.

And Jo raps on this one and it's just absolutely horrible.

Morgan and Jo discuss the reality of the story and Morgan promises to add actual video footage of the event to the newsletter.

Thank you, awesome listeners and fans, for your submissions and stars and reviews and for being absolutely fabulous.

All stories are available on the website to read at your leisure.

www.AnxietyAddictsBedtimeStories.com

So thank you again, we love you all, and sweet dreams!

A Tale As Old As Time.... When Christina and Jeffrey try to do something nice for their parents, it backfires. Hard. At a wedding... Their wedding.

Morgan and Jo discuss how weird/ awkward family stuff can be. 

Don't forget to like and subscribe!

xxo and sweet dreams

When Amanda finds herself suddenly single with the urge to move back home to the East Coast from California, she enlists an old childhood friend on the roadtrip that changes her life.

When the only cure for Seth's ailment is making a bi-weekly "deposit" at his doctor's office, he runs into a situation that he has no choice but to run FROM.

But, like all these wack-a-doo tales, it ends up having a positive influence in his life.

He has cut all ties with Mercy Medical Center.

Morgan and Jo discuss Morgan's testicular issues and have a solid laugh.

Xoxo, sweet dreams, thank you for listening. We love you.

When Emery, a tough-as-nails doula, rushes to the birth of one of her clients, her night ends in an unexpected wing of the hospital.

When Byron finally has his growth spurt, he feels like he's finally a man, until, well, he gets confronted with the consequences.

Morgan and Jo discuss late bloomers and Thanksgiving in Italy.