More Australian Spiders (Thanks Blanche!), "The Bubble" Disappointed Us, and Amazon Finally Has A Union!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• The BEE GEES!
• Dave is a lady boy man!
• We're a day late, but yer getting an episode!
• Paul is the animal nanny!
• Olive the dog!
• Dave, the BLT master!
• No basic sandwiches for Dave!
• Paul is a basic sandwich bitch!
• Trailer park memories!
• Head Cheese sounds DELICIOUS!
• Happy Early 20th Anniversary, Doug and Chris! Have a fantastic voyage!
• We watched "Bridge of the Doomed"!
• Yeasty cinnamon rolls!  YUMMY!
• Milky goodness!
• How to cultivate human yeast?!?!
• Don't Google Thrush, Lemon Party, or Lindsey Graham's Ladybugs!
• Dave's colonoscopy fun!
• Peg Lyte is disgusting!
• Sure, Jan!
• Cacao!
• Donuts and pies!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Episode in which we talk about our friend Doug being in a movie!
• "Bridge of the Doomed" IMDB Page!
• Our friend Doug's IMDB Page!
• Woman gets Thrush from her yeasty cinnamon rolls!
• Episode in which we talk about Pap Smear Beer!
• "Don't Whizz on the Electric Fence!"
• PNW Haunts and Homicides!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Paul's congestion!
• It's Amy Sedaris night!
• Low energy Friday!
• Hey Julieta, Diana, and Brit!
• Paul is empathetic! Dave...not so much!
• Dave was molested? WHAAAATTT??!?!?!
• "Saltburn" was not shocking to us!
• Uncut grave humping!
• "Short Bus" was shocking!
• Paul at Pine Knob!
• "Curb Your Enthusiasm" is uncomfortable!
• Wil Wheaton vs Larry David re Elmo!
• Jon Hamm's penis talk!
• Paul has impeccable dickdar!
• Drake's big penis!
• Ricky Spanish!
• Fire crotch!
• Keep your kids off social media!
• Don't microwave your fish at work!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
• Dave shit on the floor episode (#20)!
• 10 Best Canadian couples podcasts list!
• "Short Bus" movie!
• Paul's Pine Knob memories episode (#33)!
• Wil Wheaton is mad at Larry David for attacking Elmo!
• Creepy Kevin Spacey Christmas video #1!
• Creepy Kevin Spacey Christmas video #2!
• Creepy Kevin Spacey Christmas video #3!
• Pat Sajak has always been a dick!
• Jon Hamm puzzled by fascination about his penis!
• Jon Hamm's Penis!
• "Scary Movie" micro penis scene!
• Tina Fey roasts the "Little Broadway C$&#s of TikTok"!
• Miss South Carolina is an idiot!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• A Spanish flea!
• Happy 2024!
• Paul got COVID!
• Our fun health issues! YAY!
• We're boiling, globally speaking!
• SAD = Great acronym!
• Paul's TV show dreams!
• "Curb Your Enthusiasm" is cringe - but in a good way!
• "Young Sheldon" isn't Dave's fave...!
• Dave = Ruiner of Paul's enjoyment of shows!
• Blame it on the edit!
• Let's make money off True Crime!
• I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire!
• No more "Schmigadoon"!
• Screw you, Netflix!
• Teslas are GARBAGE!
• Oooohhh...a Chevrolet LUMINA!
• Damn you, influencers!
• Stanley Cups are hard to understand!
• I Wish I Didn't Know...FAMILY EDITION!
• Dave's gross maggot story!

Episode Links (In Order):

• The Lung Brush!
• Reuters' Tesla expose!
• Cybertruck: Stainless steel = Genius move!
• Why Tesla fires are impossible to put out!
• The Pontiac Aztek!
• Cybertruck can't get up hill with a Christmas tree!
• 1997 Chevy Lumina!
• Woman steals $2,500.00 worth of Stanley Cups!
• 16-Year-old Girl's Stanley Cup collection!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Ron the Gay Nosed Reindeer!
• I'm a power, dom top!
• Brutalized French, yet again!
• Ghouliani is SCREWED! YAYYYYY!
• Abuse of power finally slapped down!
• Andrew Giuliani is a huge POS, just like his dad!
• Rudy Ghouliani married his second cousin!
• Dave pukes loudly! Paul pukes quietly!
• Petechial hemorrhage = MURDER!
• Loud sneezing!
• Dave can turn on Paul's Siri!
• Screw you, Siri!
• Green Christmases!
• Super Snow Days!
• Latch key kids!
• Song potpourri!
• Marijuana memory loss!
• Dave's first drug experience!
• Leonard!
• Don't mix molly and ketamine!
• Matthew Perry's death due to ketamine!
• Christmas light fun!
• WHERE IS THE CHRISTMAS MUSIC??!!
• TRIVIA TIME!
• Dave hates Paul McCartney's Christmas song!
• War on Christmas!
• A bucket of fried chicken skin!
• Talking bear toys!
• The Omnibot!
• Dr. Seuss was gross!
• Dom toppery, yet again!
• Turkey, ham, and bacon!
• It isn't WILSON, it's Teddy Roosevelt!
• Lincoln was GAY!
• We're gluten free!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Chris Farley as Andrew Giuliani!
• Rudy Giuliani married his second cousin!
• Rudy Giuliani married his second cousin!
• Matthew Perry died from acute effects of ketamine!
• World record Christmas lights display irks neighbours!
• Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
• Omnibot!
• Kentucky family finds owl in Christmas tree!
• Dr. Seuss was Gross!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Bing Crosby was a Christmas monster!
• Chevy Chase is a complete dirtbag!
• Schwetty Jingle Balls!
• Terry Bitchy!
• "Candy Cane Lane" is the shepherd's pie of movies!
• Dave isn't into the Marvel Universe...or "Star Wars"...!
• Dave's core 4: "Die Hard", "Home Alone", "Christmas Vacation", and "A Christmas Story"!
• Leonard and his ghosts!
• Pap Smear Beer!
• Hi Tim!
• Business class spoilage!
• The malaria/tape worm diet!
• Paul's cramped thumb!
• Music ADHD!
• Dave = Ying! Paul = Yang!
• Dave dislikes EVERYTHING!
• Would you like an apple pie with that?!
• We have a gay Christmas tree that we can't put up because cats!
• Dave loves his bowdabra!
• What about JESUS??!!
• Spiral cooked ham!
• Dave loves Bacon!
• We both got the diabetes!
• Couple have sex the wrong way for 4 years!
• It's Christmas Trivia Time!
• RIP Matthew Perry!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
• Chevy Chase is a prick!
• Tastes Like Burning with Tim and James Podcast!
• The Bowdabra!
• Bacon dog treats!
• Couple has sex the wrong way for 4 years!
• Casey Wilson comes after Tim Allen!
• Tim Allen had coke issues and was a rat!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Bad Beyoncé!
• Low energy!
• Hey Macao! Give us a dingle!
• Name change to "It's been a Hot Minute!"!
• Welcome to our newest Patreon member, KEVIN!  Hey Kevin!
• Let's all pee inappropriately on the plane!
• Full moons!
• Haaaaay Herbie!
• Leonard, the attention whore!
• Happy Anniversary, "Wicked, the Musical"!
• Our fun musical journey!
• Expensive tickets are ridiculous!
• iTunes has screwed us! Thanks, Apple!
• Dave still can't stand Lea Michelle!
• Shoshana "Flicker" Bean!
• "Les Misérables" in English, translated back to French!
• We LOVED the "Fall of the House of Usher"!
• Dave's phlegm!
• Meth...and Lego??!!
• A suitcase of...raw fish??!!
• Like, Literally!
• Non-terrorist terrorist attack!
• Low energy, low energy, low energy!
• Fun with yeast!
• Dried semen jewellery!
• Gen Z is frightening!
• Yay! It's TRIVIA TIME!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Woman pulls down pants to pee on airplane!
• Australian Police seize meth...and LEGO!
• Amouranth to create beer, harvesting her own yeast!
• Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Creamy goodness!
• More attempted French!
• Ronnie Vino says hello!
• More poopy plane fun!
• Debagging??!!
• Steamy bathroom floor poo!
• Accident or on purpose? YOU DECIDE!
• Human garbage!
• STEWARDESS??!!  Wow...way to show your age, Dave!
• Kevin's flight attendant memories!
• Leonard!
• Paul's bitchiness!
• Throat punch with the sewers of hell!
• Leonard!!
• THEY SHOULD TRAIN YOU FOR THIS SITUATION!
• Secret knocks!
• Stranger underwear!
• Leonard!!!
• Kevin is a saint and deserves a raise, a medal, and a hand job!
• Jackson Pollock's "poop" phase!
• Macabre!
• Poop molecules! IN YOUR NOSE!!!
• Greedy bottom!
• Nasty dead body piles!
• The Rural Juror!
• Gamgam!
• Zombies! ZOMBEAVERS!
• Paul's low-key gummy fun!
• Adam West's incredibly important character name!
• It's BUB, DAMNIT!
• Judith O'Dea was delightful at the Zombie Jamboree!
• How cool to be a zombie extra in a Romero film?!
• Zombie Ninja Academy!
• But what about "Twilight of the Dead"??!!
• Zombeavers would be a better name!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
• EasyJet flight cancelled due to defecation incident!
• Colorado funeral home fun with dead bodies!
• Colorado funeral home provides potential fake cremated remains!
• Zombie movie trivia!
• "Day of the Dead" - Pig guts death scene!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Sausages and dryers!
• October Friday the 13th, baby!
• Trumped solar eclipses!
• Dave is a hot dog aficionado!
• Paul enjoys mouth feel!
• Alcoholics!
• Lips and Assholes, Beaks and Feet!
• Karen!
• Ass cancer!
• Diarrhea plane, part deux!
• Crime scene sex doll fun!
• Dave's sex doll fun!
• Avenue Q!
• Stupid baby names!  SO STUPID!
• Ice chomping = sexual frustration!
• Twig! Log! Branch! Bark!
• It's "Marceau", you peasant!
• Methamphetamine Rules!
• Blanche's letter FINALLY arrived! 
• Horror movie trivia!
• Zombie jamboree in 1993!
• George A. Romero lives in the Necropolis now!
• Paul's dry mouth!
• WHICH "DAWN OF THE DEAD", DAMNIT??!!
• (It WAS for 2004's "Dawn of the Dead")!
• Stephen King!
• "They Live" ridiculous fight scene!
• "Chucky" is awesome!
• Dave dislike's "The Babadook"!
• "Alien 3" wasn't fun!
• "Midsommar" was uncomfortable!
• "Maximum Overdrive"!
• This, too, shall pass!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
• Crime scene technician and the sex doll!
• Tragedeigh Subreddit!
• Stupid baby name list!
• My baby is named Methamphetamine Rules!
• Horror Trivia!
• "They Live" ridiculous fight scene!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Diarrhea, plop plop!
• When in doubt, reboot!
• David's issues! AGAIN!
• Welcome to our new Patreon member, Abigail!
• Depression is fantastic!
• Hot sex in the masturbatorium!
• Burps AND farts!
• Pumpkin spice latte!
• Taylor Swift enjoys some Kelce penis!
• Paris bed bug fun!
• Cole slaw cum!
• Greek salad!
• Mozzarella stick math!
• Diarrhea plane fecal fiasco!
• Farts are hilarious!
• Car sex!
• "Milf Manor"!
• Horror trivia time!
• Ecstasy!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
• Diarrhea Plane!
• Diarrhea Plane - Video!
• Man's car lover dies!
• Chris James' Milf Manor Video 1!
• Chris James' Milf Manor Video 2!
• Chris James' Milf Manor Video 3!
• Blown up mom!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Dusty Rose, Crystal Chandelier, and Mavis Ferryweather!
• Butchered French!
• We love Amy Sedaris!
• 1-900-Wank-Me!
• 250,000 or bust!
• RIP Johnny Hardwick!
• Falling snakes! AND Hawks!
• F You in Particular, Peggy Jones!
• "Birdemic Shock and Terror" is fabulous!
• Panties!
• Ghost divorce!
• Home wrecking from beyond the grave with Marilyn Monroe!
• Dave dislikes Meghan Markle!
• She was great in "Suits", though!
• Harry is the redheaded stepchild!
• Rabid follower cult of personality!
• Branding the synergies!
• Sex toy fun...!
• Clone my Willy!  OH NO!
• Paul's discomfort!
• Happy Birthday, Caitlyn!
• Dave will give Barbie another try!
• X! The artist formerly known as Twitter!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
• Roger's odometer incident!
• Fishing Garrett!
• Snake falls out of the sky onto woman!
• "Birdemic Shock and Terror"!
• "Birdemic Shock and Terror" boardroom scene!
• Ghost divorce!
• We talk about the Ghost wedding Part 1!
• We talk about the Ghost wedding Part 2!
• Harry and Meghan are "F-ing Grifters"!
• Woman uses mom's sex toy!
• William Hanson!
• Jordan North!
• Help I Sexted My Boss Podcast!
• Video of William and Jordan discussing the letter!
• The peanut butter vagina urban legend!

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