Day 273: It’s Britney B*tch, shadow work, & Truth or Drink to celebrate 9 months

One year sober and nothing has changed…. JK. Everything has changed. At least in some ways it has and in other ways not so much! We’ve cleansed our sexy, sacred temples from cigs and booze and we are definitely feeling the hype about sober life. 

We have some major takeaways from this past year. It should come as no surprise that we have VERY DIF perspectives on this shared goal! 

We’re diving into the “WHY” of it all, if it still stands true, and contemplate how we plan to move forward. 

Join the twins as they saché into Marina’s childhood dreams of being discovered, performing to an empty field..., and navigating the treacherous waters of coaching scams that has left her, well… bitter. We’re all about comedy over tragedy in this house! This episode is a wild ride of laughter, and we can’t wait for you to listen. 

It’s been 10 months of sobriety, but why does it feel like it’s been 5 years…? Sometimes, we think “WHY THE HELL ARE WE DOING THIS…!”, and then we take a shot of Fire Cider, a nice, long deep breath, and remember why. And that’s just the start of this episode, so enjoy. 

Marina has a tapeworm, and it’s serious. Don’t worry tho, she’s got it handled. The twins trot down memory lane and revisit their drunk pastimes of holidays at the bars. They talk about how easy it could be to make decisions to drink again, and also how the decision to be sober is a lot of behind-the-scenes operations. 

This holiday season is gonna be lit for many different reasons this year, and they’re not mad about it. 

In this episode, we talk about how we felt very out-of-place at a recent farmer’s market,  and how we laughed away being butt-hurt. Actually, we talk about all the ways we’re getting butt-hurt these days. Marina gets in her feels about unconditional love, and Cassi comes to terms with being a ‘loner.” Also, we finish off with a hilarious “drop it or keep it game” that teases fun, dirty, habits from the past.

Does sobriety make you boring..?! F*CK NO. Example A... We laughing throughout this entire episode. We dive into the stereotypes of sobriety how they come up short and why we actually think that drinking makes you boring! We play Trend or Truth - and carve out some hard goals for the rest of 2023. 

Feeling sexi rolling into 9 MONTHS OF CIGS + ALC-FREE life. And the most important part of all of this... is that Britney is FREE. We loved her memoir and we are all better because of it. Let us not forget how much we owe this pop princess. Also, we talk about what it means to release this "obsession of being liked by everyone" and what it means to find peace with that sassy biatch that lives within. We finish the episode with TRUTH OR SHOT, and sling back some Fire Cider, which of course, makes us giggle.

Enjoy, we love you. 

If you've ever been curious about ayahuasca, THIS IS YOUR EPISODE. If you've never even heard of ayahuasca, Marina breaks it down in such an approachable, digestible, hilarious way. Honestly, this episode is for EVERYONE. Seriously, this is such a fantastic episode to hunker down and soak in Marina's elaborate storytelling of her 3-day Ayahuasca Journey. She tripped balls, asked about the Pyramids, and experienced what it feels like to "is." All while laughing her way through the entire experience.

It's the "is-ness" in this episode. You'll see.

LFGO WITCHES. Marina asks the juicy question... "Are we emotional...?" and we Pisces girls take the convo into many directions. We talk about what it means to prioritize internal beliefs, rather than being ruled by external factors. We curiously chat about Alix Earle's hospital scare, and the unpredictable changes that have happened since sobriety. We finish off with 8 rapid-fire questions to celebrate your 8 months sober!

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Imagine swirling around a caramel apple sucker in a shot of Jameson... Yeah, we're imagining it too. Anyways, Marina's third eye pimple is beaming on this Full Moon in Aries, Cassi takes advice from her BF, and we're hoping to see promising results. Marina shares how epic our Fire Cider is, and Cassi says why she can't even smoke herbal cigs.... and we chat about the term 'alcholic' and how we actually feel about the 'trendy' term.