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    7 Days a Geek

    A comedy pop culture podcasts like no other! Come for the content (Movies, Bingeables, Trailer Talk, Geek News and Top 7 lists) and stay for the hosts! Come join the geek revolution!
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    Bigger, Thicker, and Uncut: Extended Edition

    Bigger, Thicker, and Uncut: Extended Edition

    The gang returns, kind of, to discuss among many things: A movie about a talking goat that's voiced by Neil Gaiman. Jennifer Lawrence goes full frontal but was it really her? Either way, Cole finds the whole thing very cringe worthy. Natalia Grace gives a curious case on HBO Max. Jay and Grant burned through this documentary with a Tiger King like fury! Also, Grant shares a childhood story of going gay for one night only with some friends which leads us to contemplate the $100 million dollar question of “How much would it take to stray outside of your sexual comfort zone?”. 

    This episode is an extended version of the 5th episode from the Summer Series. 

    Thanks for listening. 

    More to come...

    Jason

    7 Days a Geek
    enDecember 14, 2023

    Ep 5:Summer Series: The Mysterious Case of Natalia Grace and TK1's Indecent Proposal

    Ep 5:Summer Series: The Mysterious Case of Natalia Grace and TK1's Indecent Proposal

    We're back once again with a very thought provoking episode. First we celebrate our very own TK1 turning 50 years old! Then The Angry Ginger tells the story of a family who adopted a 6 year old special needs child with Dwarfisim that may not be special needs and might be an actual adult disguising herself so she can murder her new family! This is all told on the facinating documentary The Mysterious Case of Natalia Grace! (MAX)

    Kyle Geeks out about the Witcher but swears it's the writing and not her "regions" that keeps her facinated with the show... so far. 

    Grant brings a trailer to the show where Simon Pegg is investigating the story of a small town that has a talking goat. Voiced by Neil Giaman. 

    We also go down a rabbit hole beginning with Grant sharing a story from the late 1980's where he regals the days of hanging out with some friends at the gay bars because they were actual dance clubs before dance clubs were dance clubs... one thing leads to another and suddenly the 100 million dollar question gets asked. Thats all I'm going to say! 

    Wonka is coming and the question of "Did this movie need to get made" gets asked. Also, this takes us into stupid Woke territory and then we move to the second season of The Wheel of Time. Cole loves the books and likes the series, so he shares his issues of what works and what doesn't! 

    Drinking Through Rose Colored Glasses with Neighbor Cole

    Drinking Through Rose Colored Glasses with Neighbor Cole

    Taking a pause in the "Summer Series" but we'll be back next week with more of that, in the meantime, here is the second half to an episode that began on Deconstructing Dad this week called "Binge Eating and Post Urination Drip with Neighbor Cole" In that episode we discuss among many things, Cole's relationship with food and his fast food order that shouldn't be laughed at... but it's us... so it is! 

    Go listen to Part One over at Deconstructing Dad firstly. 

    In this episode, after a few more drinks, we talk about the slow and quiet death of 7 Days a Geek when he decided to quit the show. Ginger takes blame, Cole just wants to know he was missed. A brief conversation about his time on FACPA and Matt being the Meme God is discussed before we spend the bulk of this episode going down the Weekly Watch Party memory lane. Thank God there's still a spreadsheet cuz we're 17 sheets past 2 sheets in the wind. Quadfather is missed but we wouldn't have changed anything with that reboot.

    Thanks so much for listening. Please Rate and Review this podcast and if you've not subscribed you can do that as well so you won't miss the return of the "Summer Series" next week! 

    Love you and Thankful for you! 

    -AG

    Ep 4: Summer Series: Armie Hammer's Two Tiered Safe Words

    Ep 4: Summer Series: Armie Hammer's Two Tiered Safe Words

    The Stream Team returns this week to not only geek out about all things streaming BUT this episode also works as a bit of a Pilot Episode to a new and upcoming podcast coming from Monkey Poo Studios!!! 

    Neighbor Cole brings Lady Villa to the show for the first time, since the last time, to share in all the geeky debachery! And there's a bunch of that this week! 

    In the News:

    Cole questions what it is that an Intamacy Coordinator does, while an actual one gets offended at The Idol using thier profession as a joke in the first episode of MAX's (hit?) show. 

    JLo's MOTHER is now the 6th most watched English language film on Netflix. 

    Marvel and Sony announce more movie dates. Evil Dead Rises is coming to Max and Netflix brings onomatopoeia to thier Tudum summer special! 

    Geeking Out:

    Ginger watches The Idol, and is more shocked at how the world is shocked by it's premise and promiscuous nature. 

    Not Producer Kyle can't wait for The Witcher season 3 so she's preparing to go Nuclear on a new docuseries till it's release next month. 

    Neighbor Cole and Lady Villa discuss him going full R word at Menards. He was a good boy so he got Taco's. 

    We all break down House of Hammer without Grant The Kilted One, which is probably best because the rest of the episode gets so naughty that it needs more than one safe word to get to completion! 

    Ep 3 Summer Series: Death By Treadmill to The Flash Across The Spider-Verse

    Ep 3 Summer Series: Death By Treadmill to The Flash Across The Spider-Verse

    Your favorite neighborhood Stream Team returns this week with so much to geek out about! But firstly Grant (A.K.A. The Kilted One) attempts to bring us the Good G'news with Gary G'new and we just aren't having it! 

    Speaking of the News!

    The Rock announces he's back baby! Back in the Fast and Furious Cinematic Universe! He's announced that he and Vin Deisel have buried the hatchet and he will be returning as Hobb's but it sounds like he will be Hobbless without his Shaw. 

    Tom Cruise waves his HUGE Maverick-like clout at the people of IMAX and demands that Christopher Nolan moves his big 600 pound gorilla of a movie... and while he's at it, he can take Barbie's Pink flick with her as well. 

    In Geeking Out:

    Our Neighbor Cole doesn't wanna close his eyes cuz and he don't wanna miss a thing, when he returns to Micheal Bay's Armaggedon. For his own mental health, he refuses to hold back the floodgate of tears! 

    House of Hammer wasn't watched by all so we decide to hold back for another week or so, so everyone can take in this depravity of a documentary that we question "How much of this is a hit piece?" Though we all agree that Armie Hammer is a real piece of Sh**! Not before Angry Ginger asks if anyone at the table would be willing to wear TEAM HAMMER t-shirts. 

    Grant gives a fantastic spoiler free review for Spider-Man: Across the Spider-verse and begs us to go see it with him as soon as possible, before all the easter eggs and secrets get out on the internet. Do we agree to be seen in public with him? 

    Not Producer Kyle has Crime docuseries brain with Bama Rush. Is it any good? Should we watch it? Did she reveal too much about her own collage years? Did Neighbor Cole have a sexual awakening during this? 

    In Trailer Talk:

    We geek out about Chris Hemsworth's flaming fistacuffs and the extreamly long takes of action we can't wait to witness once again with Extraction 2. Neighbor Cole calls his bluff on his choice of bullet proof protection, but he's still willing to put eyes on this flick when it hits Netflix. 

    Shockingly, Neighbor Cole is blown away by The Flash trailer. He's not much of a superhero movie guy but he wants to see this one. Ginger and TK1 didn't need any convincing. They were sold on this film June 23rd, 1989 when Keaton's Batman first released. Not Producer Kyle is excited for some popcorn. 

    Like always, this is just a touch of the things we touch apon. Speaking of touching, Al Pacino is having a kid at 83 and we have some thoughts on that as well. Justified is returning with a new limited series this month and Black Mirror is returning after a 4 year hiatus too! 

    Reach us on Twitter:

    Angry Ginger @S7evendaysageek

    NeighborCole @NeighborCole

    Grant @Insta_Grants2

    Not Producer Kyle @KyleMarieWrites

    Email The Show 3Geeks@7Daysageek.net

     

    Ep 2: Summer Series: We Be Active Alcoholics, Not Passive Viewers!

    Ep 2: Summer Series: We Be Active Alcoholics, Not Passive Viewers!

    Your favorite Stream Team returns once agian to talk television and film once again. Grant immediatly questions whether we are alcoholics, and we've not even begun to drink! He also questions whether we are passive or active viewers and whether or not we should be. Cole doesn't care, about this or the fact that The Machine wants to be comedy's savior. Ginger brings bupkis, but it holds no audience to this high brow team of mathletes and Dr. Producer Kyle talks terrorism and documentaries. 

    A shocking revelation is revealed about the Summer Movie Fantasy League. Grant may indeed get what he wants. This leaves two movies left vacant on the board so the Angry Ginger is challanged to a game of Paper, Rock, Scissors for the haunted film that may help give a win. 

    In the news:

    Oppenhiemer is this summer's 600lbs... film reel. 

    Barbie uses so much PINK that it creates an international shortage 

    and

    HBOmax loses it's first name causing PEACOCK to make an urgent announcment about it's own name. 

    Geeking Out: 

    Ginger irritates Neighbor Cole with his Hyeana laugh while watching SmartLess: On the Road, and recommends Bupkis on Peacock to tumbleweeds and long faces. 

    Grant The Kilted One recommends Jury Duty once again, as well as Netflix's FUBAR. 

    Not Producer Kyle has not one but two crime documentaries to recommend and Neighbor Cole is really just along for the ride. 

    Summer Movie Fantasy League

    Points are on the board with Week 1 and Week 2. Both Fast X and The Little Mermaid have points on the board for the players. Speaking of points... arguments begin as the opponites begin to challange the score board. 

    Trailer Talk

    The Idol- Neighbor Cole questions how much of Johnny Depp is actually in his daughter. TK1 would rather watch paint dry and Ginger gets the okay to watch it alone. 

    Transformers: Rise of the Beasts- Three of us are at least on board to see this theatrically, two so they can add to the Box Office and score points, one because he's a Unicron enthusisist and Kyle could care less about us boys and our toys. 

    Hidden Strike- This hiddend gem that's been sitting on the shelf, complete, since 2018 stars Jackie Chan and John Cena. Imagine Fast and The Furious meets Mad Max: Fury Road but with a budget of a High School play. None of us are paying to see it... but we had fun hate watching the trailer. 

    TMNT: Mutant Mayhem- This movie doesn't come out till August. We're not sure what to call this type of animation, but we are all in for this Seth Rogan treatment! 

    Ep 1: 7DAG Summer Series: Seething Grant Across The Spider-Verse

    Ep 1: 7DAG Summer Series: Seething Grant Across The Spider-Verse

    The Angry Ginger is joined by Neighbor Cole and Grant, The Kilted One as well as Bacon. Beer and Pizza gets served while they discuss the past 11 years in pop culture, movies, music and streaming. Not Producer Kyle PhD. joins in shortly after we begin our newest segment made especially for the summer. The Summer Movie Fantasy League! 

    100 points are handed out. 30 titles are listed. We have an auction that begins with rules and regulations but if you've heard this show before, things tend to change on the fly. The goal? To use your points wisely gaining you the best 5 movies that will get you the highest weekeend box office and the best of the rotton tomatoes scores. 

    Join us for the summer! Be sure to Tweet and Listen. Give my cohosts all the props and be sure to keep them coming for the next 10 weeks! 

     

    All Cleared With Neighbor Cole-The End Of An Era

    All Cleared With Neighbor Cole-The End Of An Era

    In this episode, Neighbor Cole calls it quits! We Laugh. He Cries. (not really). 

    What's next for 7 Days a Geek? Listen through the end and you'll be no more wiser than the AG himself! 

    Thanks for listening! Whether it's been since the first episode or just the last few, I truely appreciate each and every one of you! 

    7 Days a Geek
    enDecember 06, 2022

    ...In a Coon's Age (Long Time, No See)

    ...In a Coon's Age (Long Time, No See)

    Your very busy, and very sorry, "Stream Team" returns with a pletheora of topics and watches to cover! From Snowflake Island to The Boys and Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks to another Chernobyl documentary. 

    We've got news of upcoming sequels and seasons renewed as well some thoughts regarding Jamie Foxx's new vampire hunter flick coming to netflix and John Burnthal goes from prison to heart throb in the modern day remake of American Gigolo. Steve Carrell is coming to FX on Hulu where he plays a therapist dealing with some deep personal issues who takes on a client that has some serious killer urges. 

    Prey For These Geeky Predators

    Prey For These Geeky Predators

    In this episode your favorite stream team discuss Hulu's Prey, Netflix's The Grey Man and Amazon Video's Terminal List. We've watched Hacks, Stranger Things, Our Father, and recomend them. Ricky Gervias has a new standup special on Netflix and two of us have seen it and think it's genius. One hasn't and likely never will after yet another fun debate.

    7 Days a Geek
    enJune 13, 2022

    Squirting Culture Wars

    Squirting Culture Wars

    Lot's to Geek Out about in this episode. So much to stream. So much was Streamed. So much more could be streamed. Are you actually reading this? If so, please send help!

    7 Days a Geek
    enMay 26, 2022

    God's Favorite Idiot to The Time Travelers Wife

    God's Favorite Idiot to The Time Travelers Wife

    In this episode your stream team returns with News about Disney+ bragging about it's growth right after Netflix's admition that it's losing viewers left and right. Taylor Sheridan's Yellowstone empire continues to grow every week and Jack Ryan's end is coming to Amazon Video.

    We're geeking out about Netflix's Doc '3 Mile Island', HBOmax's One Perfect Shot, and Batman!

    Wrapping up the show we discuss the upcoming Father of the Bride, The Time Traveler's Wife, God's Favorite Idiot and the new Game of Thrones prequel, House of the Dragon.

    7 Days a Geek
    enMay 20, 2022

    We Are Wonder Twins!!

    We Are Wonder Twins!!

    In this episode we give you all the geek news of whats  to come, then we geek out about Ultimatum:Marry Me Or Move On, John Wayne Gacy, Better Call Saul, Yellowstone and more! 

    7 Days a Geek
    enApril 30, 2022

    CUWTG PROMO: Drinks Pre B00bs Be Gone

    CUWTG PROMO: Drinks Pre B00bs Be Gone

    Catching Up With The Geeks is the exclusive segment to the 7 Days a Geek Podcast. If you like this promo... and why wouldn't you? Then please head on over to Monkey Poo Studios Dot Com and click the exclusive button... support the show and hear more from us as we scrape the bottom of the barrel from our lives to entertian you. When you're not busy streaming superior content that you also pay for... 

    7 Days a Geek
    enApril 16, 2022

    Oscar Slaps, Best Pic CODA Falls On Deaf Ears and Only Murders In The Building Returning

    Oscar Slaps, Best Pic CODA Falls On Deaf Ears and Only Murders In The Building Returning

    This week, your favorite stream watchers are back together. That's right, Producer Kyle returns from Yosemite just on time to go in for surgery! 

    When we're not under the knife we can be found discussing the end of 1883, Halo, After Life S3 and we give our thoughts on the crazy moms freaking out about Turning Red. 

    In the Geek News: Netflix is cracking down on shared passwords, Will Smith puts the smack down on the Oscars and we discuss the best picture. 

    We wrap up discussing the trailers for The Penteverte with Mike Meyers, Killing It with Craig Robbinson, and we have the release date for Neighbor Coles favorite Only Murders In The Building

    7 Days a Geek
    enApril 07, 2022

    Bad Vegan/1883/Winning Time

    Bad Vegan/1883/Winning Time

    The A-Team that is Neighbor Cole and The Angry Ginger are quick to jump on the microphone while third mic'er, Dr. Producer Kyle Phd. is away. Where is she? Tune in to find out! 

    We take an hour to just geek out about what we've been watching but we are gentlemen enough to include Kyle into the conversation...whether she'd want it or not. 

    We've watched Bad Vegan. What is Sarma's deal? Why did she fall for this con artist? Was it all for the "meat suit"? Did she want to be an immortal queen or was she just in it for the pizza and the doggie? 

    Cole finished 1883 and suggests another series from it's writer for Ginger and Ginger recommends Winning Time on HBO as well as Ryan Reynolds new Netflix flick, The Adam Project! 

    7 Days a Geek
    enMarch 24, 2022

    Pam and Tommy/Worst Roommate Ever!

    Pam and Tommy/Worst Roommate Ever!

    In this weeks episode your Stream Team forgo's a healthy nights rest for some Weekly Watching Streaming Channel Shenanigans!

    Ginger catches everyone up on Hulu's guilty pleasure show, Pam and Tommy and also recommends you go in cold and blind, but not hungry for a film that can only be described as Hannible Lecture's Modern Day Love Story! It's called FRESH and you can find it on Hulu. 

    Cole and Kyle watched another true crime doc on Netflix called Worst Roommate Ever and it sounds like the doc lives up to the title! 

    Jake Johnson who played Nick in New Girl is back with a HBOmax series where he plays a magazine publisher in the 1970's porn world. Judd Aptow makes a bad movie during the pandemic about a bad movie being made during the pandemic and it has all the right ingredients! 

    7 Days a Geek
    enMarch 17, 2022

    Win The Wilderness with Joe VS Carol cuz Love Is Blind 2

    Win The Wilderness with Joe VS Carol cuz Love Is Blind 2
    In this, the third episode of 7DAG, your favorite streaming geeks get their binge watch on... Dr. Not Producer Kyle of course brings us not one but two reality TV shows. Love is Blind 2 and Win The Wilderness. Neighbor Cole gives her the benifit of the doubt, but Angry Ginger just doesn't get it... but they agree that Eternals is a much better movie than the interwebs have given it credit for. 

    In the news, Larry David returns with his enthusiasim curbed in a new two part documentary coming to HBO. Stranger Things is finally returning and news of it's upcoming end has been issued by the creators. Also, a lead for the lead in Amazon Video's 'Fallout' series coming from Jonathan Nolan has been cast. 

    In our trailer talk segment, Ben Afflack and Ana De Armes breath heavily why hinting that it's okay for her to take on new lovers... as long as he can maybe, possibly, kill them?

    HBOmax has a rather hilarious pirate show coming soon and Peacock hopes that we haven't had enough of Joe Exotic or Carol Baskins because they have a scripted series that is coming to their streaming service and it just might be as wacky as the Netflix series. 

    7 Days a Geek
    enFebruary 25, 2022

    Going Viral with Pam and Tommy

    Going Viral with Pam and Tommy

    The Stream Team geeks out about Hulu's new series, Pam and Tommy. We geek out about the show, the original video tape, the 90's and a specific boat driving 15 inch sex addicted talking pen*s. 

    Before that, The Angry Ginger shares his current heart health issues, Neighbor Cole might be a soccer mom and Not Producer Kyle is a month from going solo in Yosemite, not Yellowstone! 

    Back to the Binge Watch, Cole is loving all 6 seasons of The Americans. We are obsessed with 1883 and Kyle can't get enough of the guys angelic voices as she attempts to discuss the documentary, Fire in Paradise. Ginger's a preacher for Amazon Prime's Reacher and also recommends Nobody on HBOmax. 

    In news, Tyler Sheridan's Yellowstone universe gets renewed and extended. Blue's Clues goes the way of Spider-man No Way Home and Batman gets spoted on the set of HBOmax's next film. 

    Ryan Reynold's returns from another time to help a much younger version of himself save his father The Hulk, in Netflix's The Adam Project. 

    Meanwhile, Netflix has us all questioning how a Mean Vegan can be both swindled into doing anything to gain the power of immortality for herself and her dog, while also being the one who swindles!

    7 Days a Geek
    enFebruary 20, 2022