Universal Soldier: The Return

Join us on the seas of grand adventure and espionage as Will and Matt dive into The Hunt for Red October!! Matt's talked about that translation scene enough as is, so this was inevitable. Topics include: Russian Sean Connery, espionage thriller does not equal action, and getting inside the minds of January 6th insurrectionists (because we talk about the deep stuff!)

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THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER
dir. John McTiernan
starring: Sean Connery; Alec Baldwin; Sam Neill

Will and Matt test their friendship by forcing each other to watch Alienator! What more could you want from an alien invasion? Backwoods tropes? Check. A body building cyborg alien thing? CHECK! Ed Wood inspired cinematography? By accident? Check! Plus Will and Matt discuss Cephlon-7!

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ALIENATOR
dir. Fred Olen Ray
starring: Jan-Michael Vincent; Ross Hagen; Teagan Clive

We may never know the answer to "what's cooler than being cool", but we do know it isn't this "not an action movie", Cool As Ice. The worst part is? Vanilla Ice (TMNT II: Secret of the Ooze) is honestly not even the worst thing about it. 

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COOL AS ICE
dir. David Kellogg
starring: Vanilla Ice; Kristin Minter; Michael Gross

Boldly going to the future to see the film that even the fans are like "nope!" Highlander 2: The Quickening has everything you could possibly love... a Scottish Spaniard Alien, hoverboards, hooking up in the street when one is aroused by electrical currents... I'm sorry what? Did you say you wanted a runaway train? Have no fear.

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HIGHLANDER 2: THE QUICKENING
dir. Russell Mulcahy
starring: Christopher Lamber; Sean Connery; Virginia Madsen

Action legend Cynthia Rothrock proves that she is in fact undefeatable against all odds: a serial killer with kung fu kicks, a 90's greaser gang from West Side Story, forced education, and MORE!
(Meanwhile, Will and Matt visit the toy shop!)
*This film does contain a TW*

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UNDEFEATABLE
dir. Godfrey Ho
starring: Cynthia Rothrock; Don Niam; John Miller

Sometimes the third in a series has nothing to teach us... but Beverly Hills Cop 3 might be the exception: guns with microwaves and fax machines, world famous directors not knowing how lines work, and how you can still land a job as a trash human! 

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BEVERLY HILLS COP 3
dir. John Landis
starring: Eddie Murphy; Judge Reinhold; Bronson Pinchot

We're venturing back to action with a few of our favorite things about action: Andy Sidaris, remote control vehicles, weird radio station workplace situations. Join us as we discuss Fit To Kill!

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FIT TO KILL
dir. Andy Sidaris
starring: Dona Speir; Roberta Vasquez; Julie Strain

Buffy The Vampire Slayer may have immortal legends such as Swanson, Perry, Hauer, Sutherland, and Reubens, but is it possible for a vampire film to just suck? Listen as Will and Matt sink their teeth into floating vampires, angry bikers spreading rumors, and high school basketball.

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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
dir. Fran Rubel Kuzul
starring: Kristy Swanson; Donald Sutherland; Luke Perry

Having trouble tracking down the paranormal noir comedy Thou Shalt Not Swear? No worries... Will and Matt are here to discuss the whole thing: Pavlov's dog, black market surgery, and plant men! Bonus Introduction includes a verse for an unreleased platinum hit!

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THOU SHALT NOT SWEAR
dir. Wellson Chin
starring: Ching Wan Lau; Michael Man-Kin Chow; Ming-Chen Chen

What do Rutger Hauer (Blade Runner), Mimi Rogers (Bosch), and Joan Chen (Twin Peaks) have in common? They were all in this straight to TV action scifi film turned road trip movie with antics... Wedlock. 

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WEDLOCK
dir. Lewis Teague
starring: Rutger Hauer; Mimi Rogers; Joan Chen