The Worst Sex Advice You Ever Heard (The Lemon Test, Tugging Pubes, and Sand Humping)

This is the Kraft Dinner of sex podcasts!

This week, we're going over some really bad sex advice that you should never follow - except for maybe one or two of them!

Also: lights on every wall, a new fingering technique, and a surprising amount of forehead stuff!

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Relevant Links:

• The Worst Sex Advice Post (Reddit)
• 3 Flavored Lubes That Are Actually Delicious
• Bad Anal Sex Advice You Should Never Follow
• 8 Bad Blowjob Tips You Should (Almost) Never Follow

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Yes, dirty magazines are still around!

We flipped through the latest issues of Barely Legal to give you a groundbreaking report on the state of porn magazines in 2024!

Also: XXX DVDs, age gaps, and porn that's too hot for Canada!

If you love playful, silly porn with younger ladies (or if just hearing the words "Dad Crush" turns you on), you should definitely check out Team Skeet! Use our promo link to get 50% off your membership and support the show!

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Relevant Links:

• Fuck Football - Watch Cheerleader Porn Instead!
• Stock Up the Fuckbunker

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"Deadly Roulette" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

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What's hotter than a naked woman?

An almost-naked woman!

This week, we're going over the hottest things a lady can wear when she's otherwise naked!

Also: the only word that's worse than "moist"!

Wanna be a sexy semi-naked lady yourself? Then you should totally get some Kix'ies! And use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order from Betty's Toy Box and support the show!

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Relevant Links:

• My Most Controversial Sex Opinion
• Women's Thighs Are the Hottest Thing in the World

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Can you actually increase the size of your loads?

There's only one way to find out - by stuffing Jake full of supplements and seeing if he can spunk like he's never spunked before!

Also: jizz like melting ice cream and saving our marriage one meal kit at a time!

If you want to blow your load to something other than your spouse, you should peep all the hot stuff on Adult Time! Use the code LOVEEMMA when you sign up to get a great deal and support the show!

https://www.g2fame.com/adulttime/go.php?pr=8&su=1&si=247&ad=274626&pa=index&ar=&buffer=

Relevant Links:

• The Gentleman's Guide to a Great Cumshot

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Yes, this is an intervention for Jake.

This week, we're going over some tips on how to flirt with your better half and get the spark back!

Also: Flirting by accident, the perfect sex lighting, and dark compliments.

Want to take your foreplay to the next level? You need the Slow Sex Experience Box! Use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 20% on your entire order from Bijoux Indiscrets and support the show!

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Relevant Links:

• How to (Actually) Flirt With Your Wife
• Everything You Need for Incredible Foreplay

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Just a quick and awkward announcement to let you know how the show is changing.

We'll be back soon with a regular episode!

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Originally released September 15, 2021.

This week got the best of us, so here's an episode from the archives!

We've been obsessed with Breaking Amish lately, so it feels like a great time to revisit Amish porn!

We'll be back again soon with some new stuff!

Want to watch Amish girls get naughty? And maybe some schoogirls getting creampied while you're at it? Then you need to check out Zero Tolerance!

https://www.g2fame.com/zerotolerancefilms/go.php?pr=8&su=1&si=507&ad=274626&pa=index&ar=&buffer=

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She's an even bigger classic than the double-ended jelly dildo!

This week, we're talking about the trusty Magic Wand!

Also: the least sexy type of belt, vibrator training, and orgasm torture!

If you're ready to feel the power, now is the perfect time to get a Magic Wand! Get one at a 20% discount from Betty's Toy Box - and use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save an extra 15%!

https://www.bettystoybox.com/collections/wands-and-attachments?pf_v_brand=Vibratex&sca_ref=628789.JLRTrDmNLN

Relevant Links:

• Magic Wand Micro
• I Tried the Hitachi Magic Wand and It Ruined Me
• The Magic Wand Mini Is a Perfect Vibrator

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No, you can’t just offer to blow him.

This week, we’re going over tips for seducing a married man - even though you really shouldn’t do that!

Also: the pickle poutine, the hero instinct, and the guys who can’t even pick up on your flirting.

You won’t actually need to seduce any man if you have the Her Ultimate Pleasure Pro! Get it from Betty’s Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA to save 15% on your entire order and support the show!

https://www.bettystoybox.com/collections/all/products/her-ultimate-pleasure-pro-licking-sucking-g-spot-vibrator?sca_ref=628789.JLRTrDmNLN

Relevant Links:

• How to Ruin Him for the Other Girls

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"Deadly Roulette" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

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This week:

Jake turns 40!

Indoor gardening update!

Breaking Amish, Return to Amish, and daydreaming about our future farm!

Lego flowers!

Big loads ahead!

The Liberator Heart Shaped Sex Wedge is incredibly handy and super adorable! Get one from Betty's Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order and support the show!

https://www.bettystoybox.com/collections/all/products/liberator-heart-wedge-sex-positioning-cushion-teal?sca_ref=628789.JLRTrDmNLN

Relevant Links:

• Rainbow Dick Suckers
• Why Your Bedroom Needs a Sex Wedge

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Music from https://filmmusic.io

"Deadly Roulette" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)