The Italian's Christmas Housekeeper: Episode 1

enDecember 19, 2023

Bad Book Bash

About this Episode

We have a Christmas special for Bad Book Bash! Join Keego, Alex Byrne, and Betsy as we review âThe Italianâs Christmas Housekeeperâ. This book was picked because of the hilarious description on the back, starting with this line:âShy Housekeeper Molly Miller always tries her best.âMolly is an English maid who meets Italian billionaire Salvio De Gennaro, who has only two personality traits: being rich and being from Naples. Him and Molly fall for each other through a story cascade featuring emotional abuse, gaslighting, manipulation, and body shaming.If you want to hear a heartwarming Christmas romance, this is not the book for you. This book will make you want to throw yourself into the yuletide fire. But hey Iâm sure itâs better than whatever family bullshit youâve got going on this year, so give it a listen anyways ð

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