THEY CAUGHT US TOGETHER! -You Should Know Podcast-
en
January 27, 2025
TLDR: Peyton delivers a baby, discusses Beethoven, stuttering during intimate moments, palm reading, DMV experiences, piss on denim, bathroom etiquette in mood, Hims subscription service, facial expression game, time zones debate, and witchcraft. Guests: Cam, Mama Liv, and Auntie Ash.

In this exciting episode of the You Should Know Podcast, the hosts celebrate a significant milestone as Cam and his partner welcome their baby, Malachi. The episode is filled with humor, personal experiences, and a plethora of entertaining topics, making it a delightful listen.
Episode Highlights
1. Celebrating New Beginnings
- The podcast opens with a warm welcome back, featuring a heartfelt shout-out to Cam, who just became a father.
- The hosts share their excitement about motherhood and fatherhood, anticipating how life will change.
2. Fatherhood Jokes and Reflections
- A comedic discussion unfolds as Cam shares his nervousness about fatherhood.
- The hosts joke about the appearance of newborns, with humorous comparisons and playful banter, including Cam's uncertainty about how to care for a newborn.
3. Curious Topics
- Several quirky subjects arise, including:
- Beethoven's Secrets: Discussing fascinating facts about Beethoven's life and music.
- Cartoon Restrictions: A light-hearted debate on which cartoons should be restricted for kids, reflecting on childhood experiences.
- Funny Personal Stories: Anecdotes about stuttering during intimate moments and bizarre DMV experiences are shared for comic relief.
4. Games and Challenges
- The hosts engage in entertaining games like "You Make the Face, I Make the Sound," where they handily showcase their comedic timing.
- A "Most Likely To" game allows the hosts to poke fun at each other’s quirks, highlighting their playful camaraderie.
5. Time Zone Confusions
- A philosophical debate arises on the reality of time zones, with hilarious theories about the sun and its relation to our daily schedules.
- The discussion extends to historical contexts, joking about why time zones even exist and their significance in today’s world.
6. Guest Appearances
- The return of Mama Liv and Auntie Ash adds an engaging dynamic to the episode, with lively discussions about their experiences and insights on family life.
- They participate in games, creating a light and enjoyable atmosphere in the studio.
7. Conclusion and Future Teasers
- The episode wraps up with well wishes for the new parents and a discussion about upcoming episodes and exclusive content on Patreon.
- The humorous and heartfelt tones throughout the podcast exemplify the strong bonds between the hosts, inviting listeners to tune in for more laughs and insights.
Key Takeaways
- Parenting Journeys: The episode provides a glimpse into the ups and downs of new parenthood, blending humor and sincerity.
- Strong Friendships: The camaraderie among the hosts underscores the value of friendship and support during big life changes.
- Engaging Content: The playful games and discussions keep the episode lively and relatable, making it an enjoyable listen for anyone.
In summary, this episode of You Should Know Podcast encapsulates the joy of new beginnings amid laughs and quirky dialogues, making it a must-listen for fans. Tune in for more episodes filled with humor, wisdom, and the joy of friendship!
Was this summary helpful?
Everybody welcome back to the YouTube no podcast round of applause, please
Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know podcast. If you're a new hero, if you're not already look blue, you should subscribe button and press you wrong. If you leave more below that you see a comment section to fulfill with your name. Guess what? Even more on going fill that out. Let me be completely honest with you right now. This episode is prerecorded. If you're seeing this episode, that means mama living coz cam.
Had their baby. Cam has off the next, this week and next week. So the next two episodes are gonna be prerecorded. Next week's episode is the episode with Kane Brown. So you can see that. Also we'll have about 45 minutes before of just me and Co's Cam. And then the week after that, that's when Cam and Mom will, I don't know if Mom will ever come in, but Cam will come in and he will talk about all things.
childhood and fatherhood. We're so excited. This is a very exciting time for us. We have everybody in the studio with us today. We got Auntie Ashlyn back in the studio. We got Ryan back in the studio.
And of course, we got CJ Pierce and mama live. We love you so much. This week's extended is going to be absolutely hilarious. And the ad-free and unsensored version will be available on Patreon. Y'all are loving it so far. And we are so thankful for everybody that has joined the quality club, whatever tier you are in. We love you. We love you. We love you. Everybody go wish mama live in a coast cam. Congratulations in the comments. Now on to the rest of the episode.
Ooh, we got co-host camp! We got co-host camp. What on me? Dude, that's... They... They need that. It's... You never get the proper dude. You got a d*** conga line. We literally be like, hey! Oh! And it was co-host camp. They go, hey, I'm gonna do it one more time because you are now a father. I deserve it. Come on, I'm a popper. We got co-host camp! Get out of baby! Back in the studio!
Good job. Oh now I'm a little glad to be here. I got a little blood flow now. I don't I have a rash. It's a trash You have a rash? It's on my rash a rash on my how'd that get there from that friction? Oh a lot of movement now I want to lose I want to parlay from your panties in your your ass You're a father now. I'm a father well
No, but at this exact moment. No, and y'all are seeing this. Yes, dude crazy wild He looks just like you're so cute. I go. No, he's gooey and gross Yeah, that's why I am nervous about it. Oh, they're gonna He's gonna be a little gross. I know I've said that I've said this before when we've talked about your son, right? I'm so excited for it. I love your son already
Not sure optically. Yeah, optically, visually, picture form. Kid might not be the best right out the shoot, but he's got to develop. His bones got to come in a lot harder. He's very moldable right now. Like a piece like a big sack of Play-Doh. Oh my God. Play-Doh with a heart. I used to eat Play-Doh. Won't eat your son. Let's put that out there. That's good. I'm very glad you won't eat my kid. You ate Play-Doh, no. No. I never, I ate fire ants though. One time in the summer.
No, yeah. That's Caucasian. Now the Play-Doh, I think, is for all races and people, eating an ant is very, very mountains of cocksets. What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten? Other than the ant? The weirdest thing I've ever eaten. I tried baby formula a couple days ago. What's that? The powder that you mix with warm, distilled water to feed the child.
I tried it. How did that go? Tasted like blood. It literally tasted like iron. Like it tastes, I went, like we put it in a bottle and everything. It's shocked to clean out the nipple. That part's nice. I like it. Good morning to you. Good morning to you for the oral fixation. You just sit there? Yeah. I love that. I had a lot of reps before I went to that bottle. I'll send you a bottle. I had a lot of practice before I went to that bottle nipple. But.
And the real ones are better. We'll just say that. The real nipples are better. Nice and warm. They feel soft or so flat. You never get a hair? No. Now, does my wife's nipples grow hair? Yes. Yes. Does she remove it just as she does with a mustache? Yes. One time, one time I was talking to a girl. You sucked a nipple hair. And there was one, just one like thick long one.
I liked her a lot. So I just, it was a part of the experience. You didn't stop her and say, ma'am, you have a dreadlock on your nipple. You didn't stop her and say, hey, that is something that would get a whole plate of spaghetti thrown away. You just, you just maneuvered around it and sucked. Oh, I didn't maneuver around it. It was a part of the experience. It was like a double decker bus at that point. You had a nipple hair and an ariola in your mouth, sucking at once.
You are a sick, you, oh, you're a desperate man. You, that was desperate times called for desperate measures. No, but it tasted like a bit in my lip. It was like blood, pure blood. Okay, but that's not a bad thing because I, we've talked about weird, strange smells we like. A weird taste that I like is the taste of blood. See, you're a, well not from foreigners, but like my blood. You are a vampire. No, like, cause I have, I think early stage of gingivitis, like enamel is ruined. You know what I mean?
I could see that. You know, I'm not going to say no. I could see where you're coming from. So if I push on my permanent retainer on the bottom, that's not good. It will ooze through the gaps in my bottom. I'll just suck it up just now. And there's women.
There's women, that they're tongue. Oh, yeah. You know a little bit of blood. You just come to the chase. A little bit of flavor. There's tongues. It's been in your mouth. It's not your tongue. Foreign tongue. And not only are they feeling train track downstairs, not only are they feeling a little bit of railroad, a barbell, but they're getting some blood. So someone else's tongue is in your mouth, hitting the deadlift and bleeding. It's like adding a little bit of meal to that water. And then they remove, and they go,
Damn, that was good. And they go back. Yeah. Is your blood sweet? No, no, it's blood. Are you a wretched cursed man? Do you have a curse, a spell over these women? No, but I've stopped reading comments because, you know when I laugh and I throw my head back and my mouth's real open? Very big mouth. Some people have screenshot it and circled the holes in my teeth at the top. Let's put that out there. So I've had to stop looking at those.
No, I need to. I need- I need some kind of death or work. Circle the hole. You have holes in your teeth. Oh, it's like a little black matter. It's so big. No, no, no. It's like a real insecurity. You're 46 with cavities? No, I have bad enamel. That's not my fault. That's not my fault. No, no, no. Who's fault is it? I've always been subjective to cavities. From what? We can amble. It's a genetic thing. I swear to God. Thank you. Genetic in what way?
And now you're trying to go, you're trying to go to a different route. No, say it a little way. Does your father have weak teeth or is your mom with the bad knife? Well, I never got that far into the family tree. I barely just met my uncle the other day. So I was like, that man is not supposed to be in your Christmas picture. Who is that man? He's not your family. Does Preston have bad teeth? No, Preston has great teeth. Preston has great everything. So it's not, so it's not genetic. No. Well, yes. Well, from a different side, genetics don't go from both sides all the time. Your brother and your sister are not going to have the same
Problems just because you are related. You might get one thing from the other. That's true. You know what I mean? That's like what'd you get from your dad? Stubbornness. Yeah, I got stubbornness for sure and a mustache. I think what I got from my dad is I think because he's very competitive Mark is very competitive ultra competitive, but there's a point right I just figured out the other day that my dad played 37 you sports and
What? He was in a 37-U sports organization. Like 37 years old sports. They wore jerseys and had a coach. They had practices, Cam. No, they did not. Cam, no, they watched film. No, they did not. Cam, he took it so serious. What? OK, and this matters a lot. Yeah. What sport? Flying football. OK. OK. What's word did you think? If it would have been anything, if you would have said basketball,
If you'd have said there's a 37-year basketball program that had a coach, film, and practices when these men have pensions and they are practicing with another man coaching them for the grand prize of nothing, then I would say he's an idiot. I don't think you're too far from it though.
I think you're gonna be that guy. There's a difference between men's league. Hey, I'm gonna drive myself this game. I'm gonna play the game and I'm gonna leave and then a whole organization. That's the same thing. With a coach in practice and film. That's the same thing. Oh no, there's not. How's it different?
Me, myself, and I, I sign up, I drive, I play, I leave. You're dead. He signs up, he goes, gets coached, he goes, watch film, he goes, practices, he goes and scouts the other team. That's an elite level of mentally, elite level of delusion. No, that is sickening. You don't think you'll be, you were alive, you were here. No, I was functioning. Think about it, you were here and your dad said, I can't take you to the movies tonight, I got a big game. Tonight's the quarter finals, can't take you to Spider-Man. How does that make you feel?
I appreciated it. I was like, he's working for something. For what? The trophy? Yeah, participation trophy for 40 year olds? Okay, you wouldn't do that with me? When we're 40.
Hopefully the podcast is over. At that point, let's hope we're not doing this. We're back. Yeah, episode 1472. We got it. We're bad guys. You wouldn't do that with me? I would. Yes, I would do. But there's a difference. You made it seem like this is a full blown like we have a coach. There's management. There's film. Well, there's not management.
Our shit would be like hey, we got a game Thursday. Let's show up five minutes early so we can stretch a little. Yeah, but why if you're gonna do something?
Do it to its fullest to go all out. No, you just hoop. You hoop your leaf. Okay, my football would be fun though. It would be fun. The flag football would be fun, but I'm bad. I feel like you'd be good at football. I wouldn't be. I think I'm gonna be chair bound by the time I'm 28, so I don't know. You know what I mean? I don't think I got much time on these two legs. So you're the coach. You're the coach for sure. You're like God damn it. You just aren't coming out.
Why did you run the sled? You just hit a little chair. We got to a point where Pierce is an active player on our team and you're in a wheelchair. The world's. We have lost. I genuinely am starting to get concerned for my health. What do you mean? There's nothing wrong with your lower extremities. When I wake up in the morning, it's like I'm like Malcolm. Like it takes me a little bit of Greece and a lot of like motivation to get started. You know what I mean?
It's like, you know when you get inside of a car, you gotta like warm that shit up a little bit. I'm turning into that car. You wanna come from here up, you're fully functional. You can roll over, you can grab your flat diet Coke, you can grab your phone, but your legs are just like, you're like this. You're having to like drag yourself out of the bed. I'm like Mr. Herbert's dog. Oh my, okay. Yeah, that's, and you're like Mr. Herbert, whoever can take the most time and all PM wins.
Oh shit. Did you- Did you get to watch Family Guy? I loved it. That's all I watched. Why do you think I'm the way I am now? That and South Park. I didn't get to watch Family Guy at all. Oh, you're one of those households? Yeah. My mom- My mom- My mom thought Harry Potter was sacrilegious.
Why does it smells? I'm kidding. My friends my friends parents literally said you're not allowed to watch Harry Potter. That's like being told in Present form. Yeah, that's like you can't watch what's the biggest shit when we were like kind of adult like you can't watch the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Oh, no, that's that's bad. That's that's a that's jail like yeah, bro My friends parents said Harry Potter was sacrilegious. Yeah, you shouldn't watch it. My friends parents had no powerpuff girls
it was like it was is more i think it was the entire i think it's because they're there i think he's right but like my my older day before i want to retract my statement how old are the power-puff girls when they're in action now how old are they there i need to attract they were definitely under a household of it adult they were they were
They were very young. I need to take that back. You don't need to take that step back. Yeah, 100% they're hunches, bro. No, that's bad. That's wicked. I need to remove that. I don't care. Well, it doesn't make it better. That part is nalos. Oh, man. Yeah, that's strange that you had to. OK, but whenever I was a kid, it's very strange. You know the household I grew up in. There was no filter. We were saying wild things. That's how we got loud stomps. Preston's definitely walking. You know, Preston's up. He's just like, huh.
But like we would as a family. We would watch South Park. We would watch Family Guy and we were like the worst jokes they made. We were like this is hilarious. We love this. That is something. But I wasn't allowed to watch Johnny Bravo. That's strange. Why? My mom was like, I don't like the way he treats women. And I said, mom, there's a guy on South Park named Token because he's the only black guy. We're talking about Johnny Bravo? Johnny Cool Shades Bravo? What?
Well, we're gonna we're gonna pretend like you didn't you didn't know I did not know how is your week bubble? What have you been doing? Even though this is pre-recorded pre-recorded week is pretty regular like right it was a normal week It was fun. It was cool when y'all see this this week will be hell It'll be heaven and hell heaven being my son has joined us hell being I'm probably currently running on two hours of sleep. Yeah, it's gonna be rough
That's why the gracious boss himself granted me two weeks off I'm gonna try to get through it be there for my wife be the rock for our family and my son I can't hopefully I'm looking him in his just little buggy eyes right now playing with his fat little gut Yeah, rubbing his little weird weirdly soft armpits. Yeah. Oh Excuse me grab that little foot changing that old diaper
I'm putting that little sucker and a little swaddle. And I'm swaddling tag. When do I get to? Okay, I know. Okay. We got to talk about, I'll be in the waiting room for the birth, right? Yes. And so I'll probably, whenever he's all showered up, oh, he has, he has a bathe at two hours old. They kind of take a rag and they wipe the goo off of him. They just kind of go.
But I'm going through this thing in my head. I don't know when I want to come over to the house So we are we we have been talking about it too Hopefully because a these waiting rooms not as big as we thought be a lot of family coming down. So Basically, we don't know we don't know either to be honest like
Yeah, I mean I'm saying because that's that's you too like you might not want to live might not want to The first day out of the hospital you got eight people at your crib. Don't see the kids. Let me say this. Let me say this I don't want to be there the first week That's no oh no, it's not bro. You're gonna. Hey the first time you see me You're gonna knock on the door. I'm gonna answer it. Well honest to God What would you do if I was in like sweatpants one was rolled up right here? I had two different slippers on I was like I was like hey, bro I was like thank you for coming and I was like
What if I had a five o'clock shadow? You're like when you shave I was like I didn't they fell out. I was just like I was just like miserable I would literally go home. I'll be like I'm gonna try again in a month, bro Like I don't want I don't want anything to do with that kind of environment. We'll zoom record for next dude. I'm
That's a thing I've been dealing with, brother. What? I'm scared. Why? Because it's hectic. It's no. I mean, it is, but it'll become the new norm for us. That's all it is. Really? For y'all, yeah. It's not gonna be the new norm for me.
What do you mean? I keep getting those comments and on the street, like I'll meet fans. Like we go out and we meet fans. Where's Cam at? I'll be like, oh, it's wise about to give birth. So he's in the house and they'll be like, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Like, are you ready? And I'll be like, well, I have no part. Like I didn't know that's his kid, not mine. No relation. And I told them, and they're like, no, no, your life's going to change forever. And I said, no, it's not. Is that not sick though? You're welcome.
But is my life going to change? No, you're welcome. It's not going to. I got you. But it will. How? Your life will change. How? You are now going to be an uncle forever. Well, my night, well, not really. Yeah. If I like, yes. Legally, no, I'm not. Yeah. All right. I get legal.
I don't know. I'm just saying you are an uncle. No, I'm saying but if I choose one day I want yeah, you're like a day Yeah, yeah, you're out, but but don't do that No, I won't but I'm saying my life won't change my my wake up to my go-to-sleep is not different Yeah, that won't change but you like when you go through a target instead of right instead of just buying like whatever like water and Frozen chicken yeah, you're gonna be walking through you get the water you get the frozen chicken on the way out you go ooh
That's a cool little thing for Malachi like you do that already eyes are gonna be jaded I do that already, but I don't really understand What's appropriate for a baby yet like cuz I you told me when you gave me that quiz that toys aren't cuz he can't even see you know when he comes out He won't be able to see more than eight inches in front of him eight
It's a joke. I'm ready to go in. No, no, no, no, no. You Houston rocket man. You know, no, no, let me. Come on. We can mute it. That's all right. Come on. Now, Bob is head around like this.
Great job, dude. Do bait over you know bait. Let's let's just break into that. You know bait over was supposedly death The music I can make He can't hear that shit Bates open cannot like can I play you like part of this real quick play me part of it dog this was death and
Are you no way? Where are we reading this from? I swear to you this Don't just wait this this is like Now there's two This guy couldn't hear
I think with our historical figures, right? Yes, what's her name on Frank Amelia Amelia
Amelia Earhart yeah they're saying she can see she can see or the guy behind her cut because they said she wrote a book
wait we didn't show Helen Keller but I'm they're saying they're saying Helen Keller was writing books and flying planes see but my mic like honestly the only way and this is very possible but we have to be honest no Helen Keller didn't fly the plane we didn't know she did yes I'm telling you that she she flew a plane and
No, that's it. That's it. I'm afraid. I'm telling you. This is like this. What the fuck is that? Humpty Dumpty? What the fuck is it? You two seem like Robin Hood. Okay, so we go ahead. How do you know her medical history? How do you know her medical history?
Yeah!
This episode is brought to you by our friends at Shopify. I know some people out there have a business idea that they are just waiting to get started. It's 2025, everybody, and a new year means new opportunities for a lot of you out there. I know you've been thinking about one thing over the holidays, and that is starting your own business. But I know you have so many questions. How do I get started? How do I come up with a brand? How do I sell stuff to the people? And what am I even gonna sell?
Just take a deep breath because Shopify's gotcha! How do I know? Because I've had the same questions whenever I started and here's what I learned. The best time to start your new business is right now and Shopify makes it simple to create your brand, open for business, and get your first sale. Get your store up and running easy with thousands of customizable templates, no coding or design skills required. Thank God.
I don't have those. All you need to do is drag and drop. What happens if you don't act now? Will you regret it? What if someone beats you to the idea? Just don't take yourself when you hear this again in a year because you didn't do anything right now. Established in 2025 has a nice ring to it, don't it? Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at Shopify.com slash YSK. All lowercase. Go to Shopify.com slash YSK to start selling with Shopify.
today. Shopify dot com slash YSK. Chaching! Now on to the rest of the episode.
Oh my god. Okay. I did not tell you this the other day. What I say, this is the most inappropriate answer to a question or statement I have ever heard ever in my life in terms of fast food. Okay. So me and Liv, we were we were coming back from our OB appointment again. We're at that point where they're weakly. Yeah, it's a lot of right. A lot of
A lot of hooks. Only, there was only, it was two, and it wasn't a hook. There's more of a straw bridge, like a straight in there. Straight in there and straight out. All right, but yeah, no hook in action. We're not hanging stockings, but.
Mmm. So on the way back from the OB appointment. Yeah, go through McDonald's best place. Actually actually I just lied What I drop her off come back. I go get the McDonald's she was tired I go through I swear on everything. I literally go boom. I'm driving up Order my food she goes. What do you want to drink? I go do you have power it cuz our our McDonald's is always out It's like a job parrot. She goes. No, we got Diet Coke though perfect
What, in what mind space do you have to be in for me to go, do you have power aid? No, but we have Diet Coke. What sense does that make? You think the next order would be lemonade? Lemonade? Hi, see. Hey, y'all got a steak? No, we got mashed potatoes. What the fuck? It's completely? I literally was so caught off guard and immediately was just laughing in my head. I said, hell, I'll take a Diet Coke. I was like, you know what? Sure. You got me.
I would have been honored. I would have thought I was supposed to be there. That's why I was like, I gotta tell him he's absolutely gonna love this. That's a strange thing on earth. That's so inappropriate. Also very inappropriate. And I'm kind of nervous saying this.
I don't know. This is two different types of inappropriate. Yeah, I don't do coitus, really. I don't have it. Okay. Because the last time I did, have you ever, have you ever stuttered during dirty talk? Like you've ever tried to get your shit off. And you'd be like, you're like, you like that? You go, what's my name?
Stuttering during sex. No, you gotta get out of there. You have to go get out of there. If you stuttering. You're like, yeah, you're not She's like she's like
My dad because I'm not a confident man as it is right. I'm not going in there 100% like proud of myself And so when that happens, I'm at 20% at that point that I'd literally I'd go soft probably immediately I'd immediately just be like nah, I can't like it's games over
Get the contest is over. There's no finish line. I'm sorry. You've stuttered. What did you say? Well, I'm not gonna reveal my bag. Well, give us a died-down version of the bag. Like, like...
Okay, I was just trying to see was it more of a you
You were like, like dirty talk, you were hyping it up. You were talking to her? Yeah. Or you were talking to yourself. Now that didn't go. Good job, Payton. What the f*** are you talking to myself? I'm sitting there. You're doing great, man. I'm sitting there and I'm like, damn, yeah. Oh, you got it. Like what I'm talking to me? You're like... You're like... I'm like... I'm like... I'm like... Are you like that? She's like, you're not doing anything. I go, you like that?
That would be the curveball of the sensor. Ruby is in the corner. She's in the... She's licking my foot again, dude. That's wicked sex time. Yeah. Don't ever stutter during sex again. No, I... Okay, now this is not in that weird creep bag that you like to paint me. But what happened right afterwards? I said, sorry. That's... Oh, sorry. Because I was in the ear reaching... Let me get this. Let me get straight. You might be...
inside of this woman. That's the wrong way how it happens. And you stutter. Then apologize for stutter. Yeah. And you mean to tell me. Yeah. There was still sex afterwards. Yeah, not much. I mean, the whole thing is a minute and a half regardless.
I was talking about reoccurring nightmares. I know I brought this up, not the one where I fell in. But this wasn't a reoccurring one, but I remembered a nightmare that I had as a kid. And it was in my own house. And basically the nightmare was I walk out of my room, my parents' house now.
I walk out of my room, I go in the living room and rowdy, rowdy, piper is in the room. He pops out of the corner, runs up the walls, grabs me into like a DDT, runs me up the wall with me. DDT's me on the ground, then he left and f***ed me more.
That was the whole dream and it was absolutely terrifying and I haven't thought about that in years wait Rowdy Roddy Piper My house my grandma DDT'd me off a wall. That was I swear to God that was a nightmare I had dude I really want to get some of our dreams interpreted dude I would look I would wait now. That's that's that voodoo shit. That's I don't think so I think it's a psychic is a voodoo Would you do a psychic? No never I wouldn't either. I think the biggest scam would cost you to do a psychic
Oh, not much. They're rarely available. You brought one here, I would do it. But, you know the biggest scam in the world? This might be offensive to some people. And I'm not trying to... Who? I said insurance. I don't know much about it. I don't have it. Yeah, you do. No, I do have one more year. No, you're covered for a little bit longer. I have one more year. But I think the biggest scam in the world, one of the biggest scam is palm readers.
I don't understand how these lines in my little skin cancer mole on my palm is gonna tell me about who I'm gonna marry. Wait, let me see this? You have an extra line. Wait, let me see this? What's wrong with my line? I think they said if you can make that M. Yeah, I got... No, you got like a M-M-M-M. I got DNA on mine. What the hell? And I don't understand fingerprints. No, yeah, that is...
Fingerprints are magnificent. Honestly, there's no there is no way No one else out of eight billion people has that not a shot and no there's definitely reoccurring there's definitely reoccurring fingerprints There's there's apparently there's not though Everyone's there's not that many line combinations in the world. I think there is though
And it's just circles. It's not even like I don't have like an obscure line, but it's like the breaking points They're all different bro. You got to believe in it. You really need to though. I don't know you need to and I heard you can bite them off You can bite off your fingerprint. I heard you can burn them off. Oh, maybe that criminals do after they commit crime They remove their molars and they burn their fingertips to either why they're molars
Dental records. Oh, they removed their and then they Because these right here it's like a there's it's just a tooth that maybe you but They took my molars out they think it's like a civil war that this is our old Like put it in shooting dice with it
Shooting dice what happened with it. Oh my god. I just reminded myself. Okay Can I go to a story time tell me dude? We went to the DMV and I know we've talked about the DMV I know the world knows the DMV. It's a freaky It's a freaky play. It's a nasty place. This is first off the DMV We went to is the biggest DMV I've ever seen before you before just to see if I'm tweaking your local DMV you and two growing up How many people if you walk in there were there probably like a 50 75
Okay, then this isn't the biggest one I've ever seen. The one I went to growing up, there was like 20 people in there. Oh, you didn't grow up in the best places. It was like 20 to 40 people in the TV. I walk in here, there's 200 people minimum. It was absolutely massive. That's hell. And I think...
I don't know maybe it's just because new year like of course live gets her freaking appointment like Freshly into a new year when all these other people all these kids probably just turned whatever age all sorts shit, so we go in there and First off I walk in I told live hey, I'm drop you off and I'll go part because we were late So she runs in goes her appointment. I'm walking in with my Celsius and this woman puts her hand on my chest instead of
Speaking yeah, never touch. Hey, I have years you have mouth. Let's use those I'm not Beethoven. She goes no drinks behind here And I said what the fuck who are you and she was? Like four foot eleven and with her like security vesting have like a it looked like a TSA patch Who's a DMV patch? She goes no drinks past this point and I was like, okay, do you need a cough drop?
Your throat's very sore and you should probably drink some water, but okay So I step back and in this step back period I had the honor to just be in the front waiting part of this DMV to where every single person coming in all these just credence. Yeah
They're walking right past me. All right. So I'm about to list the different people that I saw in this DMV. OK, first one not being insensitive at all. There's no problem with it. I'm just saying statistically the odds, right? Yeah. 200 people in this DMV, three little people. Now, I don't know if that's the right term, and I'm not cracking a joke. I'm just saying what I saw. Second thing I saw, I look over at a line, right?
Like, for whatever reason, there's a big waiting room, and there's a line of people standing. In that line, there's a seven-year-old girl that had a briefcase that was by herself. Now I said, how do you know what you're doing? You are so small. You are so young. How are you in a TV? What are you getting? Are you getting an ID card? Are you getting a license? Where's your parents? And she was tapping her foot. Like she had places to be. She was like this. And she was that far off the ground. I'm like, OK. Third thing, a family walked in.
And not only did they smell of marijuana, it smelled like they had marijuana in their hands. And they were going like this.
It was, it was a, it was as loud as a rock band. It was so, I mean, they just smoked, the clothes they wore, they smoked in yesterday. They smoked in the car on the way home, on the way here, and then they had smoke in their pockets when they walked in. It was wheat. They were wheat. Last thing.
We're walking in in this big Okay, I love all of our fans. Yes this this guy that's working there He kind of he comes up to us. He gives me knuckles, right? Love a good nut and I'm just waiting there This is still when I'm I can't even get in yet to sit with live gives me knuckles and I'm like what's up, man? He's like oh just y'all have the funniest shit ever man I just I just really wanted to say I love your videos Do you need anything like can I do anything? He starts doing that he goes do anything to help you out. Can I do something for you?
And I go, I mean, do I ask him, like, can we get in there earlier? And I was like, no, I'm just going to be regular guy. I was like, no, we're just waiting on our appointment. He's like, if you want to, like, maybe skip a line or something, just let me know. And I go, all right, at this point, I'm not fully convinced he works here. Because he's like, this shirt looks like it. But he has a big jacket that's kind of hiding the shirt.
And I think he's getting that from me. Like he's sensing that I'm like, is this guy even real? Yeah. So he goes, all right, bro. I'm about to get back to it. And if you don't need anything, I'll just be right here. Just holler if you need me. Yeah. I go, all right, bro. Nice to meet you. He takes two steps away. Remember, I said there's 200 people in here. Yeah. Takes two steps away from me. Goes like this. All right, bro. Appreciate it. Nice to meet you.
Return on the clipboards to the front of the DMV! It screams as loud as you possibly have to for 200 people to hear. And I was like, I'm literally just like, hey bro, you too. Return!
Screams the loudest scream Everyone's like what the and then every like 40 people stand up with clipboards and I'll go return them and I'm like I'm not talking to you ever again you
That's a DMV. That's your average DMV experience. Bro, the DMV sucks. It's like the Twilight Zone. There's never anything good that happens in there. Never, never. Bro, OK, so you said you don't like you. OK, whenever we're at places, a good amount of times we do get offered a special.
like that, like you said, the workers will recognize us and are like, hey, we'll help you out. You said you didn't take it. For this instance, wasn't sure if the guy would really work there. Didn't know if he was employed by the state. I'm not gonna lie, I take that privilege. If you offer me something, I'm gonna take it. But the worst is when it doesn't work. Like, oh my God. You know what I mean? Oh my God, yes. Like the guy will say, hey, come on, I'll hook you up over here.
He brings you to the hookup spot and then his superior comes and starts questioning both of you. And I'm like, yeah, I'm just here because he told me and they say, I don't care who this person is. And now you got to take the walk of shame. Back walk of shame. Ego takes a hit. Yeah, that guy's going to get fired and we don't get special promise. Yeah, it's a quadruple loop loss. I just stroke out.
Dude, I have a wild story. Oh my god, go for it. So this is filmed like right after New Year's, right? Yes. So for New Year's, me and CJ, we went out, right? Happy New Year's, the whole thing, right? Where'd you kiss? CJ kissed somebody.
We might save that for the extended. No, we can't we can't we didn't we can't so you know the place we go to Yes, that's not the the main club part but that little that bar the pre the pre spot It's like a nice sports bar very big the the way that this bar's restaurant or a restroom the way this bar's restroom is laid out is so strange you walk in and
And the mirrors have gaps in them. So you can see the women's side of the mirrors, right? You can see them washing their hands. They can see you washing their hands. There's a lot of commotion this night. People are reaching across, dapping women up. And I said, neither of y'all lost, right? So I'm walking past that. I'm hearing the girls from the other side, recognizing me full bladder. I got to go tinkle. I've been drinking a little bit, right? Yeah. You got to drain that old sea monster. Got to drain that old kraken.
Bring that Loch Ness back to the surface.
So I'm going to go pee where I'm using the urinals, but the urinal situation in this bar is even worse. The urinals are about four inches away from each other. There's no wall. No walls, no curtain, nothing. You're damn near bumping hips while you're trying to relieve yourself in the urinal. I'm peeing. I have no problem peeing next to somebody. I'm just gonna turn a little bit, right? Get that little defense. So I'm peeing, I'm peeing, right? There's no, I'm peeing.
I'm peeing, right? We're putting that beluga out. I'm peeing. There's nobody in the URL next to me. So I'm kind of opened up, right? I'm opened up. But as I'm like a third of the way through this piss, then it's a drunk piss. So you know it's taking a little longer than normal. Oh, yeah. Four head, did your forehead hit the wall? No, I wasn't there yet. I was sturdy. Yeah. But the guy that filled that URL next to me, he was drunk. He came in stumbling into the restroom, right?
He immediately slaps his hand on the wall and he's unbuckling wide. Like he's hitting me with his elbow, unbuckling, right? He takes a quick pee, right? He's like, he's like, he's like a little squirt of a windex. He comes back on, he's like. And so men, as we know, when we're done dribbling, we give a couple shakes. You ring that thing out, all right?
Now, like I said, this guy was a beliterated drunk. Oh, no. I can only see him through my peripheral. At this point, he's at Shake McGee. It's time for him to shake. Yes or no? Did a little bit of the shake. Oh, no. Oh, hell no.
Hell no. It was closed. It was cold outside, so it was closed. I'm wearing blue jeans. The right side of the knee part, there's a splatter on it, right? Now, let's be honest. I don't like to fight, right? My rule is if I have Cologne on, I'm not fighting, right? I don't do it. Second, my Johnson's still out. Now, am I supposed to go into combat with this guy and like start jousting him?
I did get angry though. I got angry so I was going to say something to him. I look, I'm 6'7", this guy. As soon as I turn, my eyes are at his nipples. I look up, it's like Shaquille O'Neal is next to me. No wonder that thing had a lot of recoil on the shake.
I literally had to just take his piss and walk out of the restroom. There's literally nothing I can say to this big man. He would kill me. You go, hey, bro, watch your... He just grabs you by the neck. I'm still out. He's like, oh. It's what's his name from Green Mile. He's always going,
You and you have to imagine the shame I have he knows he dribbled on me I'm washing my hands and he still picks a sink next to me, and I'm just having a Yeah, so you're hitting me not what okay? Genuinely if you had to guess how tall was he like you saw at least like six ten
611 he was a big dude and like 16 like 285 oh my guy was wide my thing is what did he drink to be that drunk he's like give me the keg he's like give me the whole thing he's like but there's really nothing I could have done in that situation oh no because two of my rules don't don't fight when you don't fight when you come on or your pee pee is out
peepy was out clone was on and if you would have went for combat he would have choked slammed you on the with my peepy out with your johnson now you've been choked slammed on a bathroom floor with your johnson out more than likely johnson loses blood blood flow blood goes to head to protect self so you'd now have a small flaccid penis on a bathroom floor while you might be knocked out and that would be
death. You have to or move. Now I'm going to be a little vulnerable here. I'm going to be a little vulnerable here. Oh, I'll give you a pure vulnerable. A lot of men say like they don't like peeing when they got blood flow. It's hard for them. Now, my first thing would be why do you have a pocket rocket when you're going to pee off the wake up? Oh, yeah, that's fine. Yeah, but some people like it's hard. And then there's like a bunch of memes where people like laying flat on the toilet. Yeah. Is that a real thing? Because I've never had an issue.
It actually gives me more stability. It's like an aim lock on it. It's like I really have like an ACOG scope.
So you're saying you don't have problem with a morning wood, but you don't have problem with pissing is what you're saying. No, I'm saying I don't have problem pissing with a little blood flow while I'm sturdy. I oftentimes coordinate my shits with waking up. So I typically sit down when I relieve myself a bit. Oh, so you're sitting down with the projectile.
No, no, it's definitely touching. Yeah, no, no, I don't want to touch that. I don't want to touch that. But then I get a nice rag and I'm sitting there cleaning them off. I get the dude wipe. I'm like, that is absolutely no, but he pissing with I standing up to go for to give you some scientific research standing up.
pissing is It's not been a problem for me. I kind of have to like dip it to the right a little bit if you got a hook in it No, no, no, I'm I'm straight as an arrow. Oh No hook in my game never been fishing
I just got the rod. I don't have the bait. I don't got that hook part. They go, you want to go fishing. I'm like, I'll bring the pole. And then you got to bring the hooks. Because I'm just there. I am right there. You can balance on it. I just don't understand the difficulty of it. Yeah, I mean, it's like, are they like bad? Like mine's just. So we're good. We're in the same boat. But you do have a little
How do you know? A little shoe horn. Oh, come here. Come here. Set finish.
This episode is brought to you by Hymns. Are you looking for a boost in the bedroom? Hymns is here to help with personalized ED treatment options, and it's all online. When your car breaks down, you take it to mechanic with no hesitation. You need it, and it's not something most guys can fix themselves. And men should think the exact same way about ED, but the reality is you might be hesitant to seek help.
Thankfully through hymns you can get access to personalized ED treatment without stepping outside your door. Hymns is changing men's healthcare by providing you with access to affordable sexual health treatments from the comfort of your couch. No insurance is needed and one low price covers everything from treatments to ongoing care.
With hundreds of thousands of trusted subscribers, hymns can help you find the ED option that works for use. To start your free online visit today at hymns.com slash y-s-k, that's h-i-m-s dot com slash y-s-k for your personalized ED treatment options hymns dot com slash y-s-k. The price mentioned are jubilant confident products which are not approved by or verified for safety or effectiveness by the FDA. For sure, it's required online consultation with healthcare provider with attorney appropriate. For sure, it's applied to see whatsoever details and important safety information. For sure, it's required. Price based on product and subscription plan.
No, oh, to the rest of the episode. You should know podcast. I think it's time that we play a game. What? It's not a prank, right? No, it's not a prank this time. Our friends are not involved on it. It's not like that. It's a regular game. I love games. OK, let's do it. So this is simply, it's just a little quick one. I think it's going to be cutesy, OK? I love cute. So one of us is going to close right. It's called You Make the Face, I Make the Sound.
Okay, that's, now that just sounds like a sentence, right? This is sounding like much fun, but you make the face, I make the sound. Okay. So how is this going to go? Is you're going to close your eyes. Oh, you know, I don't like. But I'm not striking you. You're going to close your eyes. Okay. So practice around, close them. And then I'll go three, two, and then after one, you open and I'm going to have a face.
And I'll be doing some, and you make the sound that coordinates with the face. Oh, God. Yeah. Okay, I gotta go through a Rolodex of sounds here. Yeah. But the eyes close is the speed, because you're trying to get that sound off quick. Because if I just go, what does this sound like? And then you can sit there and think about it. It's going to be more... My natural noise is very confused. That's fine. It's going to be more funny. If you immediately, you're like, three, two, you look, you see it, you gotta make a noise.
Well, that's you making the face. I make the noise. Whatever, dude. OK. But we're going to switch. We're both doing it. Oh, oh, perfect. Yeah. Oh, I like that. Yeah. That was a lot of pressure on me at first. No, yeah, we're both doing it. Thank God. OK. Who wants to go first?
I'll do it how we set it. I'll close my eyes first. I'll make the face first. Okay. So right after he finishes one, you open your eyes, you immediately make the sound that I'm thinking. Okay, this is gonna be my genuine first reaction where I see your face. Like, it might not even pertain to your face, but when I see it. Okay, that's fine. That's how I'm gonna feel. All right, here we go. Three, two, one. Make the noise. You have to make a noise.
You're not feeling it. I just didn't have face for 20 seconds for nothing, dog. What are you doing? It's more of a word I can think of. It was like gross. Gross? Do you understand the game? I understand what I'm sorry. Okay, my turn. Go. Give me a face. Okay.
oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi
See? Okay. You need to redeem yourself. I can think of words. I can't think of like, you gotta think of noises. You gotta have a sound. I don't have that many noises in my roll a day. You do one more. Okay. I'm giving you examples and you're gonna redeem yourself. All right. Okay. Okay. You got a sneak peek of my face. No, I didn't. Okay. Three, two, one. Ah!
I'm gonna do a word I'm starting to sweat alright you ready stop cheating you're right stop cheating
Wait! Try again! That was close! That was good! That was good! Like a... Yeah! Okay, do another one. I'm face... No! I'm the face! You're doing another one! Okay. Three, two, one... Eep! Eep! Eep!
This is clear like a... You gotta get those. I'm good. Scared me this. Okay, you go. I wanna try the noise. I gotta take the faces. Okay.
Anyways! Anyways! Anyways! There's the cross that did it. Anyways! Anyways! Okay. One more for me. You do the noise. Okay. Okay. Three, two, one. Ugh! Ugh!
One more. You do one more for me. Okay. I'm, I'm, I'm genuinely having a panic attack though. She felt my heart. Yeah. I got a thing in the best one yet. Oh, my eyes are closed. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. Three, two, one.
You are rough to look at
Oh, oh, oh dude Sometimes you scare me dude. That was good though. Dude. That was good. I appreciate that. Yeah, that's like a bonding. It was like a love man. I got a cramping like my shoulder I think I tore something in my neck. Okay. Seriously. Thank you. Good question. Let's bring it back to reality here bring it back to reality. I I was singing this the other day. I was on FaceTime
with our friends in new york right friends we have in new york was on face time with them and i was so astounded by the fact that it was so bright here in texas and was so dark their new york mmm now i get that that time zones are a thing mmm i get it yes but what's the science behind a time zone son
It is the sun relative to these zones on the earth. So imagine suns here, earths here, right? Good morning. There's zones and they're like little rectangles and they go straight down. They're not like, it's not east to west. I mean, the, when you change, it's from going east to west, but like say something here in Russia is up here and like all the way down here in India, even though they're super far. Yeah. If they're vertically aligned in that same rectangle, they're in the same time because it's east to west because when we rotate,
When we rotate, it less words than the sun. I don't know what you're saying. Okay. East to West, your time zones change because the world is rotating. It's not true. Yes, it is. It's not the same time in Canada right now that it is in Texas.
Directly above us? Yes. No, it's not. Bet money on it. Bet money. What's directly above us in Canada? We'd have to figure it out. Figure it out. Toronto. You're thinking Toronto. And it's above us. That's above us in way far east. Because that's above New York. Directly above us is going to be in the same time zone. Why are we in the same time zone? Oklahoma's in the same time zone. Colorado's in the same time zone. Colorado's still left. Colorado's a little too left. I think they're off. So that's what I'm saying. But they're to the left. Straight up. Whatever's straight above us at the very top of our country. Was that North Dakota or something? Yeah, it's North Dakota, South Dakota. Those are adjacent.
Yeah, those are in the same time as us, they're central. But why? If you'd let me, so when we turn like this, we're not turning like this, we turn like this, so they say. So the sun's here, so we're turning. Yeah, okay.
So it's east to west, you're slowly getting further away from the sun. That's why it's different. No, I guess that's how time moves. What are you not picking up? I'm not understanding, like, how did we set that? Oh, who made it? Yeah, that's how I'm saying. I don't know. I don't know. I'm saying, like, so.
When did we all start the clock at the same time like I understand like in times always been Strange to me. Yeah, we're like we're starting 12 right now Everybody go and we all press the button at the same time go and I that's what I don't understand how is all time Starting at the same time, but it all is at a different time You know, I mean we didn't all just start at one level time. I don't know when that started I
Wouldn't that be wouldn't that be a hell of a day to be if we had a time machine go back when they had the inaugural time launch yeah, when they were like now is Time they're like go spread it like go take time everywhere It's it's 230 yeah, that's honestly
Do you ask? I swear to God. It's good questions. You need to lay off the weed. No, I'm not. No, have it in a long time. You ask questions that are good questions. It's good questions. It's genuinely like, how have we all started time at the same exact time?
We're like, okay, we're gonna start our shit at midnight, right? 12 is our starting time. They're gonna start their shit at 3 p.m. With someone on the other side of the world, just like, well, it just looks like nine o'clock in the morning. Exactly, and it doesn't make sense. And it doesn't make sense. And how is the sun involved if Alaska never has nighttime? Yeah. There's some times it never does. And isn't that some shit? Yeah. Wait, is it Alaska or is it no, it's Alaska? It's Alaska.
It's like they're, it's always sunny. I saw that, bro. I don't believe, I don't know. There's a lot of shit going on in the snow. They don't tell us. There's a lot of secret shit in the snow. The snow is a place for the secrets. There's a secret of snowy shit going on. I swear to you, bro. And you bringing up like the past and how they started stuff, I don't think I'd have lasted that long in the Salem witch trials. Do you think they would have got me into the quick?
Yes. I think you would have been gone. I wonder if some character is like, oh he doesn't smell normal. He doesn't use his potions. Get him. You would be gone. Okay, what about me? What they have like got me out for? Immediately height. He's fucking ginormous. Get him out. Okay. Smell gone. No, they all probably smelled back then. But you...
Brother you smell now so your smell back then would be incredible. It would be it would honestly be fascinating. Okay, you'd probably be like It's like peels some skin off you're like Okay smell height
Okay, not that okay. Yeah, not that one, but maybe um And then your mouthpiece not your actual teeth and in cavities But like the way you can speak they wouldn't have they'd say he's too good I'm too much of a poet too much of a poet they'd be like he he reads he reads scripture Yeah, he studies that they would have they would have got you out of there because they're like he's growing life in his ears Like there's so much in there How was all that falling out of him?
That run off. Who would be the better witch? 100% me. What is it? 100% what makes a good witch? You got to be able to curse people. You got to be able to read the dark arts. You got to be able to have a cauldron and make spells and potions. You're too passive to be a good witch. No, you're not vindictive enough. The best witches are passive. No, I'd be like a siren. No, exactly. You'd be trying to get in the streets and wit the shits. People would quickly realize you and they'd burn you at the stake. I'd be ducked off in some basement, making the world's dangerous potion.
and then I'd come out one day for bread. Oh, I'm just a poor little lady. The whole city up in flames. Yeah, was that real or was that myth? The Salem trials. No, there's still books. There's still paper and books from today. It was like the real, like now the validity is that's what you're asking. I don't know if people were literally witches, but bro, I do believe in Christ, which means I do believe in Satan.
I don't know. No, I'm just saying not not that part, but the part where they're like oh This lady's she can't cook. She's a witch. Let's get her. Yeah, that's really that have no that happened. That's tough and that's sad. Is it have you ever thought about that huh back in the day, bro?
I was thinking about this the other day. Fighting is absolutely essential. Absolutely essential. In today's time, hell no, back in day. Oh, that's the only way you can turn. Today, if we walked in, no, no, I'm talking about for life though, not for army, not for soldier. If you are a regular ass guy, regular ass woman, because someone could literally be like,
He's a witch! Get him! Everyone be like, let's murder him! There's no CCTV, there's no, I find my iPhone, there's like, today's world in legal systems evidence, evidence evidence evidence. Is that person where they said they were? And then a court, they protect you and then they give their thing. Back then they'd be like, he just stole my mom's horse!
Think I mean fighting would have helped more but I think if the whole town is against you like you can fight off a couple But they're gonna get you you got to be able to get out of here though He scared me. Yeah, they were all looking at her. Oh you have to be able to like because bro if one person imagine one person
Just roughed you up. Stiff jab. Then they get you on the ground. They wait for the local police, whatever that time. They come and grab you. You're behind bars for something you never did, just because someone planted it. Yeah, but what is fighting going to do to do that to stop you? Because if you can fight and get your way out of that one-on-one, you can flee the city. Who are you? You can get on a horse and go to the next town. Who are you? What do you mean? Who are you? I am Legolas.
But for real, bro, like I was thinking about that the other day I have I have strange and I was by myself, too Do you need to spend more time around people all by myself? Yeah, it's strange
This episode is brought to you by select quote. There's so many things in life we just never get around to. Taking up that hobby, cleaning out the garage, you know. Little things that don't really make huge differences in our life. Yet there's one thing that most of us have probably been neglecting that can have a huge impact on our family's future. That's life insurance.
And with select quote getting covered with the right policy for you is easier and more affordable than you may think. Select quote is one of America's leading insurance brokers with nearly 40 years of experience helping over 2 million customers find over 700 billion dollars in coverage since 1985.
If you have high blood pressure, no problem. If you have diabetes, that's fine too. Even if you have heart disease, select quote partners with carriers that can cover those conditions and others. Or if you don't have any major health issues, they work with carriers that can get you same day coverage with no medical exam required.
Select quote, they shop and you save. Get the right life insurance for you for less at select quote dot com slash Y S K. Go to select quote dot com slash Y S K today to get started. That's select quote dot com slash Y S K. Now on to the rest of this episode.
we got mama living on the action of the party is that we deserve it we deserve it it's our day it's it's y'all's day it's his birthdays that's rich yeah i mean okay
It's been a while since we had both of them on. It has. Or a singular one of them on. Oh my god. Their suspension is up. No, my god. Could we be honest about the reason why they haven't been on? Yeah, go ahead. Tell us a bit. Their suspension, they've been on suspension. They've been on hiatus. We had a few. The fans have been questioning me.
No, they've been questioning me too. They're like there's literally been like questions in the comments like DM's being like, is are y'all in? Aren't they actually so friends? Like is it for beefy? Oh, yeah, I'm not going we should have milked it more, but
No, yeah, how has it been being away from us? How's everything been getting up and out there? We didn't know what's been going on. We haven't been away in real life. Ash, let's put the spotlight on you. Okay, quick summary. Life is, I'm figuring out this new life of mine on my own, doing my own thing, figuring out what Ash likes, what she doesn't like, and working a lot, saving a lot of money, because I'm trying to move out, get a home. There you go. That's my goal. Nice. So, okay, but we have to clear up that we have been,
hanging out off the camera. Yeah, I went to the baby shower, baby gender reveal. We've gone to dinner. Yeah, yeah. We've gone out. Yeah, we just haven't recorded in a long time because she's working 25 eight. I blame that one for not.
Yeah, I get a lot of blame for this. Because it'd be like, you don't come to the studio. You didn't tell me. If you don't tell me, I can't come. Well, that's not how the text initially starts. The time you spent, you didn't come to the studio. It's like, oh, you'll DM me and be like, oh, damn, nice invite. And I'll be like, I just assume you're working all the time. Yeah, my location. That's a fit. Well, it's not really what I'm saying. I was checking.
I'm not just like, oh, we're trying to get dressed. It's Tuesday or something, but I'm glad you're here. Yeah, me too. I know it's always glad you like me. We love you. We love you. How are we all feeling about since y'all are having a baby coming up here in a couple? Don't jump at me. Don't joust at me. You're having a baby in a couple weeks and we're gonna be aunties and unkeys.
I need my own auntie day. Peyton can ask. Oh, please have your own. No, it's not like auntie and uncle day. It's Ashland. Oh, oh, fine. You can drive.
He's a chauffeur. He's a chauffeur. Drop us off wherever we're gonna go. Can we be honest real quick? Let's hear it. Who's Malachi? Gonna like him more. Oh my gosh. You don't know that. Who's wiping his ass? He's not gonna be like damn thanks. It's gonna be like my ass. I appreciate you. When these arms fully develop I got you big dog.
No, he's definitely gonna be like That was cool. That was nice. He's gonna be like where's Uncle P because I'm gonna put him in costumes every time I'm around and he gives me beef jerky and we watch explicit things on TV like Buzz Light So he's gonna go to school in his Buzz Light you're probably not school But we're gonna stay with me on weekends or like he's saving me for a night on the weekends when they're doing adult things Probably a little sexy time in a bathtub look
I can't fit in our bathtub. Am I going to change his diaper? If you're taking care of him at night, who's changing the bedroom? Oh, oh, let's be very clear here. I'm not taking care of him when I need to change his diaper. So you're not going to see him for five. So that just means he's going to love me the most. No, no, no, no. You're burying yourself. No, I'm not. Yeah, you are burying yourself. Yeah.
No, no, no, no, I'll hang out with him. You don't want to y'all are going to be there until he's out of damage. When we go off to do it, see, you can't do that. You can't. You can't have as babysit. Y'all are listening, y'all are, y'all are, y'all are, y'all are, y'all are understanding what I'm saying. I'm saying I'll get my full babysitting on when he can go use the banyo.
It'll be like when he's five. So he's going to already be accustomed to me and love Auntie Ash more than Uncle Pea because Uncle Pea wasn't around. Yeah, but Uncle Pea's bringing toy Lamborghinis every time he sees them. That's why he's kind of like me. Uncle Pea is beef jerky in an airsoft gun. I'm going to get the love. I'm going to get the love. I'm going to get the love. He gets to watch WWE WrestleMania. And Ash has wet wipes and a fruity doll.
He likes everybody he doesn't discriminate
Yeah, God bless it, but I I have a whole plan whenever Malachi is here like whenever he can stand his knees are here every time No, it's gonna poop up its back and he's not gonna leave it in the car
You said something to write with me, though. You said our kids not gonna be potty trained until he's five. Yeah, that's a long time. I'm saying like for him, Jackson's essentially potty trained now. He's three. Okay, you can be potty trained. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two. He's two.
We know. I'm saying you can say that I was Peyton at that age where he's still trying to figure out the toilet thing. Peyton's gonna put him down and go to bed and be like, oh shit, did I tell Malachi to go to the bathroom? Then he's gonna have an accent in the middle of the night. And then you're gonna have to wake up. Didn't put a point on that. Do you know what I'm gonna do? Hey, Miss Lisa, get your grandbaby. Shitin' everywhere dog. His diaper's filled with piss and I'm not doing that. He shit on my due day. However, I did buy him Dunkin' Donuts.
So he's kind of distracted now, but it's starting right here. This is a thing that we already talked about Yes, there is rules I am that parent Cameron's like whatever whatever toys you buy him they stay at that house that's not that is not
that she didn't come back to my house. That's kind of fair. Listen, toys for birthday, for Christmas stuff like that, like a genuine, a good, and I'm not saying the price matters, that's not what I'm saying at all. But toys like that, obviously you're gifting it to him, they can stay at our house for him. She's saying, if you go to Target and you're like, here's $3, pick a little trinket. Little day to day bullshit toys.
She's saying keep those at y'all so you do that go to the store be like oh yeah pick out what you want Let me get it go home. Bye. No, it's like when he leaves you know next time he comes back to it's yes You don't have to buy him another one I get I had to do that too whenever I was saying out of the people's houses So we don't like clutter up so many toys because
I don't want all that shit that he's gonna look at it and be like oh fun because I've seen that with my own nieces eyes I bought Ivy this nice ass lover to death She's a kid. She's just plays for a little bit than let's it go. Bought her a nice little head little What do you do the doll heads? Yeah? She really stopped playing with that shit like two hours later. No, that's gonna suck Ivy was opening her stocking. She said oh
Well, that's not what I asked for can we go to present That's gonna suck cuz I'm I don't know what it is with me and small things having costumes on or like clothes Like I love Ruby like I always
Yeah, so many costumes. He's talking about costumes. He's not buying him clothes. He's buying him clothes. He's buying him clothes. No, he's buying him like a Mike Wazowski suit. That's fine. He can hang those up in his playroom and he can go and like put them on and like act like he's buzzed like you're gonna let him go to school.
Okay, what I tell what I tell cam like every time we leave the studio I'm like hey can you send me a picture of Ruby and then he'll go yeah, bro I got you and I'm like can you put her in clothes like I don't know what it is you got a weird thing dude and so I have an idea when Malachi is here well he's here now, but whenever he can when he can stand Dude every time y'all come pick him up. We're gonna be in matching costumes
That's lit. It's going to be sick. That's lit. We'll take pictures, too. And just like clothes. No, like Buzz Light Ear one day. We're going to be dinosaurs the next day. Like we're going to be scream. It's going to be sick. He's just like, that's a broke. That's going to be sick. That's my dog. That's pretty cute. That's where these costumes stay.
That's the problem. Now, I don't have that much closet space. Your closet can be written out on turbo. That's a car, that's a car. In your closet, you have four pairs of clothes. You already told you you had to have a room. For him?
Yeah, bro sleep on the couch. Nope. He's he's bumming my cat. Yeah, he's bumming the cat. No, he's a cat lover. I'm like, oh, yeah, he's a sheep or he'll sleep in the trash corner in the office He'll use garbage bags as his as his man. I'll be moved by then. I'll be in the other place. Oh, yeah, he'll sleep in the secret layer
Hey, go to the dungeon. Hey, go to that bookshelf and pull the ninth book and just go in there. Dude, I can't wait. What can I feed him? Nothing. It's gonna be certain things. Yeah, for the first milk. Yeah, I'm not holding milk in my hand. I'll hold her. I'll just hold it. Don't live about this. There's this thing on Amazon. You can get it in your kit. It's like a fake boob for the guys as you can fill it up with the milk. So it's like you can have that bonding. That's sick. That's no. I'll get that.
I was holding her and she was like
He's definitely going to try to get my nips. Literally look for a boob. It is crazy how they... Who would like to look for a nice sack of warm, amazing, just... It's a golden sack of love. But think about that though. You were doing that with Lisa.
That's gross. What the hell would you say? That's so strange. That's so strange. That's the craziest thing you said. Dude, it is crazy. Give her a second on her. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. No, we're moving on. No. It's crazy to think our parents. Our parents were
You're on the nip. It's okay. Our parents were having sex dude. I know close your eyes in picture. Everybody go no I'm so glad I never walked in I did You walked in right you walked in
How was that? So, this is how I like Santa wasn't real. Is that a weird thing to ask? Yeah! Did you get this from me? My parents? Santa wasn't real. What? Oh, they're doing some freaky shit. She was like, come here, Rudolph. Come here, Rudolph. He's like, I'm gonna drop down your shipment tonight. My dad would be saying something way more vulgar than that than no. Oh my God!
It's almost five. This is when we lived in McKinney. I was five. My sister was just born. It was Christmas time. And there was how the old house was set up. There's this long hallway upstairs. So overlooked the downstairs. So I saw, I was like, I'm going to go wait up for Santa. So me and my brother, get our sleeping bags. We had sleeping bags. Get our sleep bags.
No, you know, if you were just going to the couch downstairs, you got me a little sleeping bag. You made like a pal at all. Yeah, sure. That kind of shit any home
Me and my brother are over looking to the downstairs. We start seeing things moving around. We're like, what the fuck is that? Well, you know, PG. And we see him and I see my dad and just his aunties. I'm like, oh my gosh, where is he going? What is he doing? So me and my brother creep downstairs, go down the stairs to see where they're at. And their room was hidden around the corner where the tree was. And I go in there. My mom is like,
Perched up like perched up I mean a wicked that is that's the most out of left field shit. I have ever heard five
I was sleeping in a car. I just sleep in a bag. I think that's the worst part of the story. Not in my own home. Ashton, I used a sleeping bag if I was in nature. I had a sleeping bag. Well, I was in Girl Scout, so I just had mine all the time. No, no. I didn't sleep in sleeping bags unless I was...
Out in the wilderness, which I never was, or at a friend's house. No, it was like all the girls when you'd have sleepover with your girlfriends everybody. That has to be a female thing. They were pink. There was like a barbed one. That has to be a girl thing. I was sleeping bag. I bought a sleeping bag one time because we were going to the family reunion and it was like camping stuff, but it was still in a shelter. That's the only time I did my entire life. A shelter? Yeah.
What? A shelter? No, like a refuge. Like a homeless shelter? No, no. You just find out something like your childhood. You're like, I don't have a- Wait! Wait! Wait! Oh, no. We went camping, like, because it was at a state park. Babe, here's the word cabin. You guys- Cabin? Sure, cabin. Not a shelter, brother. It's not- I mean, it's literally four walls, a door, that locks, and that's it. A cabin. A cabin.
Sure can you say a shelter you think you're the apocalypse is happening or you don't have a roof Okay, that's all that's how a lot of our girl trips girls scouts trips were they were in cabins like that and then we had the like You did girls go I was in Girl Scouts started
She said this multiple times. That's why she said she can swim for three hours. Do you want me to do something? Yeah, okay. I was in Girl Scouts from like the age of four when I was a brownie, and I had my own troop. They called you a what? They called you a brownie. Yeah, that's what you're a brownie and then you're a Girl Scout. That's what CJ calls me when he's on the phone with his family. Grandma has a picture of me in a chocolate frame.
No, that's just... Alright, let's get into the game before we get our families cooked. Okay, so we have a game, right? What is it? Us four, we have been friends for a long time. Yes. We know pretty much everything too much about each other. Yes. And so, we've seen each other in almost every possible scenario we can. I've seen you naked. How was it? One out of ten. A little underwhelming.
I haven't seen you butt-ass naked. Yes, you have No, I've not seen you fully Cameron the photo that on your phone is kid, but you're painting a weird pic He didn't have on shorts. You had on shorts. They were just crinkled up into his ass
There was short talk my bad my bad. I do rails continue. Yeah, so we've known each other So I want to say I want to play a game called most likely to brilliant I'm gonna give scenarios and on the count of three we will all say who we think would be most likely to do this thing Okay, all right. We have to be honest about each other here. Okay, all right
Are these going to be obvious? Or are we going to have to think a little bit? I think some of them can be obvious. Some of them, there's will go room for debate. Can we have one that won't answer? Absolutely not. So we're going to have different answers. And then we're going to try to narrow it down to one person. OK. Let's do it.
Most likely to get us kicked out of a club. Ashley. Ashley. So, I kind of agree. That's how we see how women don't listen sometimes. I mean, I meant our women. All right. Most likely to get us kicked out of a club. One, two, three, Ashley. Ashley.
And I will tell you why. Oh, we know why. I will want to... When I have a little drink, I like to stand on the table and sing songs. Bro, that table go like this. Yeah. She'll be like, if she'll put her on sunglasses. She's like, no, everything's right. Y'all don't wear sunglasses in the club? Yeah, but I want to stand on the... Ashley's throwing up in a cup in a club. Let me put that in the club. Let me put that out there. That is better. I made it out. Got the Uber called and made it home just fine.
So Ashlyn is going to get a clear victory. I'm not going to lie, second runner up, Cam Kennedy. I will get out. You are a nuisance. No. No. No. Back in the day. She would get into a fight versus kicked out. And that would get you kicked out. You can't fight in the club. That's true. If you get in the fight, you get kicked out. Someone bumps her because someone else having a good time doesn't see. She goes, watch out, bitch. Like that would be you, not me.
Okay, that's true. That's true. Been your third and then on fourth. Yeah, I'm such a good time in the club. I don't just stand there. You have the least amount of options because you're just in a corner creeping with a C&C. I got to look at him. You're like this. I got a corner by yourself. No, you're not a corner. You're a good time. Thank you. Clearly ash them for that one. Don't get me wrong. I'm a great time out.
You're tapping. Sorry. Most likely to name their kids something that we will all make fun of. Three, two, one. Paying. Yeah. That's me. You would name him a wall or something. No, you would name him like a. Like how Elon Musk names his parents. Like a code. You would name him, oh my god. You'd name him like, you're like, CPM. But that's like his initials. It's like Charles.
No, for the longest time, if I had a daughter, I wanted to name her Diamond. Now, okay, that's what I heard. Yeah, now that immediately sounds like... If you're name's Diamond, then it's greener than I say it. No, but if she wanted to be an anxiety dancer, I'd be like, well, at least you got the name for it, sweetheart. And what if she was like, I want to be a deacon in our local church? I'd be like, you're a diamond in the rough. See? I think I have the best, I think I have the most. What'd you name a son?
PJ, that just can't happen. That's such a sick name. No, it's not. That is cute. But Pete Payne Jr, PSH9, kids a legend. Straight out the placenta. Terrible. Straight out the placenta. You come out that womb looking like me, and you know how to work that podcast. Mike, boy.
I'm not gonna lie, if Cam didn't have Liv, I feel like Cam would have some shit, baby names. He would. He would. He'd be like, Alec. Something. Alec's a cool name. Alec, Cam would pick our baby's boys' names. Alec is better than Alex. I probably would have named my son either Achilles
After a tendon well after the greatest warrior of all time Killies maybe a noobis. Hmm. No, that's like these ancient dreams. Let it go, dude Yes, you watch glad no, I'm gonna say a noobis house or whatever it was the house of the noobis
Yeah, wait, what was your if you have a dog that big dog? What do you want to name it? It's like some sick name. Oh, yes. I mean a new business one. I knew this yeah, I've had a black for like a black in course. Oh, okay Who is most likely to survive in the wild three two one? I am self-centered moron self-centered moron. Thank you, babe. I care for the sick
What the hell does that have to do with you grabbing the right? Okay, so
Between me and her. Me? Peyton. I was a girl scout for how many? You can tie a nine-sew some cookies. Good job. I'm making a fire and killing the zebras. Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy?
I feel like I can't lie. He's like, guys, we're still out here, man. I don't know what I'm gonna do, but come back tomorrow for part two. No, literally. Ashley would go up to the trees before she cut and be like, I'm still sorry. I don't know why you feel this was like, I just... Sorry, I care.
Oh my god. Well, tell me why you couldn't. What's that in that? She's like, I need this fruit, but I just need you to understand why I'm taking your fruit.
What's that? You just put him by my name in the box. Oh no, live your cook. No, live your cook. Honestly, the second you find yourself stranded, you just curl up and die. If you were stranded, you shouldn't even fight. You shouldn't even put up a fight. Make it go quick. Let me just go. Am I by myself? Guys? There's no way you should just go.
I have more will to win than Ashlyn. I think that's the main setter apart and his metabolism is already kind of slow with a slight frame, so he doesn't need to eat much on a daily. You say tactical?
It's a cool. Did you? Yes. Explain tactical. What's G.I.J.? What's that mean, Liv? What the hell are you talking about? Tactical? You know, a mission? I really don't know what that means. Existence is the word that you just say in tactical. But the clear winner. Let's not get between this three. It's going to be second point. No. Clear winners mean. No. Okay. See the crowd? The crowd said boo. Okay. Cam is very 50-50 on this, though. Cam, it's like, yes. If he does everything right, he will survive.
If you find Barry's he's gonna be like this. I think he might
Do too much. Yeah, we'll play it in trouble. Like, I could have already been saved, but I am fully in it. Yeah. Like, no, this is my life now. There is no turning back. That would even turn this into, like, good. Like, he would see the good in this. Yeah. He would get out here just crazy. Honestly, dude, the fact that you opened your eyes is another opportunity. Let's not put down on it. Huh? We'll find back civilizations sometimes. Oh, let's just make the best of what we got. Everyone else is crying, throwing up. I'm like, hey, pull yourself together.
who is most likely to secretly be a spy. Three, two, one, Ashlyn live. Oh, so you said live, you said live, said yourself. I said Ashlyn, she said you. Okay, let's all make our cases for each other. Why do you say, okay, who picked you? I picked you. I guess I'm not a. You chat too much. Yeah, you're too much.
Okay, so, who'd you say? Myself. Okay, yeah, I agree with you. So, who'd you say me? Why'd you say me? Because you're low-key. You don't say shit. Very low-key. See, I was going opposite approach for you. You're low-key, you have the low-key part, but she has a very diverse network. She can infiltrate, she's in the medical system.
So she works for her eyes up way too into this don't get mad at the player. Yeah. She said who could be a spy. She works for her hires up. She literally has HIPAA. She can access a database find out. That's okay. Okay. I'm talking about straight. Just personality. Yes, because because
I like games and scenarios, and that's where my mind went. I could literally show Liv half of someone's face, she knows her Instagram. That's a girl thing. That's a girl thing. I'm telling you. That is true, though. She's a freak. Liv is a scary monster with this. It's an easy, that social media investigating thing, they should start hiring for it. Very much female based, y'all are very good at it. She's on a different little platform. No, I thought I was, I got the same level as her, and then she found somebody we were both looking for, and I was like,
What the hell, CJ knows. She was like, I found her through her uncle's friend's Facebook post from 2014 that archived this location. I'm like, what the hell? But you know who it, like, somebody in my life who would act, I think is actually a spy? My mother. Oh, your mother. My mother will find your dental records? Like, who your dad's sister was? Like, it is scary. Like, I was showing her house and she was like, I don't like the people who own that one. And I said, what?
I'm telling you like she's crazy. She's here for now. She has more money hands. Yeah. Well, she does this color and wall. She should employ her. No, she get her license. She could be a PI. No, she's just she's a sweet or tired woman. Yeah, we're trying to cheat on me. Oh god. Who says that? You already know everything about me. Yeah.
Get it because we have boy tongue parties time. It's like a dedicated time are no fun unless you share with everyone Oh, it's not a secret. Yeah Okay, we got let's do a couple more Who is most likely to sneakily steal someone else's snacks three two one What
Sneakily I'll walk out of to your plate say give me you're not finishing it. He's the little creep bastard Hey, bro your dog bark downstairs. I go downstairs. He goes
I don't think I've ever done that I will literally say hey you're not gonna finish your sandwich and I'm still hungry give me your sandwich that's my approach I don't have to say
The only thing I sneak in y'all's house is giving Ruby a grotesque amount of treats. Yeah, and that's bullshit You sneak that you're not serious. You go, bro. I'm not even that hungry We don't I don't need I don't need to food. We're good an hour later. He's had four bags of Doritos He's had two things a gummy worms or whatever. It's like you really left cookies on my freaking stairwell and save them for later. Yeah, that's that's me. Okay, dad was I whose cookies are these?
Okay, but the thing is it's the other sneaky part of the family is Mike Mike snuck me those cookies and I snuck them somewhere My dad you do my dad you'll be sitting there doing dishes and then my dad'll just appear behind your shoulder Like he'll literally get home from work come through the door walk right behind you and there's not a single sound and then you're just standing there he goes What's up? He had your dad has that like
Don't take this the wrong way, but he could be a serial. Yeah, a hundred percent. He's just good at it. He just shows up. He's not getting caught. I know, that's where I get it from. We both got that edge to us. Like last night when I was literally putting my laundry away, he was just standing in the little whatever that thing is. I was standing together for about 25 seconds before she noticed me. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? That's terrifying. All right, last one. Let's do it.
Who is most likely to get lost in their own city? Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm torn. I got one. I am very torn.
Don't do that. All right. Greetings. Count it down. Three, two, one, Lynn. Lynn Rasslin. Peyton. Peyton Rasslin. Lynn. It's Lynn. What? Kim, she gets lost with a GPS. I don't get lost. She's just celebrating GPS. She's not just reading them. Peyton lived in Dallas for how long and still used GPS. Yeah, that's fine. You still used GPS. And you got lost in Austin that one time we were trying to... You were taking us to the mall. You were like, guys, you want to go to the mall? That is true, see? Like you? It might be great.
I originally said Ashley because I feel like she's always the type like she'll miss something and then she'll be like well like this is my way of doing it though like this is how I get here. That's not her getting a lot. That's not me. That sounds like CJ. Yeah. Okay then I retract that sorry. Thank you. Thank you. It's definitely not me. I can drive anywhere. I can add anybody in their friend group. I can get us from point A to point B. No.
She does remember the parking spots and that stuff. Yeah, because she took the wrong exit 20 times, so you're going the same spot. You better remember it. I've been on this room 20 times. OK, you're getting this information off a camera. No, I've never seen it. Yeah, live goes to 80 feet. It's not that one. Just keep driving. OK, that's not that's bad driving. That's not like not. Take me to OKC and I know where I'm going.
Yeah. Take it back home. Okay, see, he's 30 feet wide. Dude, I grew up in Austin. He literally, he literally asked us for directions in his whole town. Yes, I remember. That's unacceptable. That is, that's him. That's the moment. I'm like, this is my first time here, dog.
I said, I can look it up. He goes, I think it's over here. Yeah, it's hard to see you. Yeah, it's a fact. Yeah. Okay. You definitely won this game. Hey, that was good, though. That was a really good game. That was a really good game. Some of y'all lying y'all's ass off. Kim, do you have something for us? All right. I have a question for y'all, specifically y'all, because I think me and Bubba Boo Bear over here, I think we're going to agree. Oh, shit. All right. Okay. So the question is simply, is face timing without a warning acceptable?
Yes. But it depends, it depends. No, hold on, hold on, hold on. It is absolutely not acceptable. Why not? Why? You have to schedule an appointment. You have to tell me, you have to tell me. Who the fuck are you? The president of the United States. Who are you? And I can't, I can't. Enough. Is there, is there an open table reservation for me to schedule a FaceTime with you? If I can, are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? And just call my husband and not have a reservation. That's some fucked up shit.
Sometimes I don't what what if I don't want you to see what I'm doing Okay FaceTime is so specific when you say I you don't I have to be ready for me to see your face in you to see mine like a lot of the time I'm in a vulnerable position and and I don't look the best my makeup not on fair because you guys aren't normal humans
Like, you're usually sitting at home butt-ass naked doing weird shit. So, of course... People aren't gonna... You're gonna have to schedule a FaceTime. And I'm never gonna not be ready to FaceTime. Like, I might be in my bonnet in my movie. But you're gonna get this. But I'm gonna... You're gonna get a FaceTime from me. Cameron, I don't know why you the f*** you're saying, Lou. He doesn't even answer the phone! He doesn't even answer the phone! He doesn't even answer the phone!
And you don't even have your phone on you. Just because your mind is over here. Exactly. I can see that with you because you need a plan like you're like. Same. No, okay, but when I FaceTime Payton, it's literally 25% of the time he'll answer and the other half.
Completely not and he'll be like oh, that's for everybody. I never answered Peter First off first off first off. She said 25% of the time he'll answer in the other half He never does it with the other corner action
I just don't like surprise FaceTime. It's the worst thing ever very vulnerable so vulnerable and basic honestly immediately makes my heart Oh, that's my go-to
I don't know. This is where I'm gonna get y'all. It's because it's a specific person. Because you sure as hell be FaceTime in each other. You're not allowed to miss it. You're not allowed to miss it. You're not allowed to miss it. You're not allowed to miss it. You're not allowed to miss it. You're allowed to miss it. You're allowed to miss it. You're allowed to miss it. You're allowed to miss it. You're allowed to miss it. You're allowed to miss it. You're allowed to miss it. You're allowed to miss it. You're allowed to miss it. You're allowed to miss it. You're allowed to miss it. You're allowed to miss it. You're allowed to miss it. You're allowed to miss it. You're allowed to miss it. You're allowed to miss it. You're allowed to miss it. You're allowed to miss it. You're allowed to miss it. You're allowed to miss it. You're allowed to miss it.
Oh, I know I'm not answering. Here's has to call me. I answer. Wait, hold on. Cameron. She's so weak. Say it again. Here's has to call me to get ahold of you. He did that one time. He said that many times. He said that many times. The kid didn't wants to drop off a turkey. No, then he left the sweetest voicemail ever. And I was like, Cameron, pick up the phone and call that man. And what was I doing? Not shit. Sit in there, stuff in your face. That's a lie. That's a lie.
That's a lie. Okay. Who are? Dude, my, my go-to is saying if I'm not do, like, okay, listen, if I'm doing something, it doesn't matter who you are, my mind not be there, it might not be there to answer the phone. I'm saying, if I'm just sitting there, anyone in this room calls me, I will answer it, 100%. Not me. That's not, bro, anyone. Well, we know, we know, we know.
Bro, it's okay. It's not an excuse. I swear to God. You act like I'm thinking. Oh, I need to call Pierce back that this it's called crippling ADHD I'm over the ADHD Okay, this is my sole reason okay
There's no need for you to do that. There's no need for you to FaceTime me, because the majority of the times I answer a random FaceTime, it could just be a text. But you, oh. And so, I'm saying, why do I have to make sure of my surroundings, what I look like, what you look like, when you can just text to me. But it's all friends and woot the woot. Why can't you just answer the phone? Okay, no, woot the woot, woot the woot. And so, I'm saying, I lied to y'all so much. We put that out there. I'm not on the phone with somebody else when you call me.
I'm not doing something when you call me. You said the other day it painted me with I've tried to face him He's like I'm on the phone with my mom. I'll call you. I'm never on the phone with my mom If it's not at nighttime if he says I know
No, it's just because it's scary to me like if you have an emergency I feel like you if you call me like three times in a row first one I'll ignore immediately second one I'll be like shit should I third one I'm like, okay, I have to answer I'm no longer answering your phone. Never answer my face. It's not true. Like when I was trying to buy Cameron that chain I think I called your ass like 30 times. I was like, oh, I literally watched it ring I was it like
I love you live, but I'm in the shower. See, that's the thing. I still enter. I mean, when you're FaceTime and me, I don't answer when I'm in the shower. But I'm saying, like, when Cameron's in the shower, I'll still enter it for him. Or if it's girlfriends, like, if Liv called me and I was on my phone on the show, I would answer. Did you say that? First off, I don't understand how y'all are on your phone in the middle of the show. Big talk.
Music picking the music for the shower. You're watching TikToks in the shower. You're an iPad baby. Your own, your own body. When your hair mask is in your hair and you have to wait the 10 to 15 minutes to rinse it off. Your own body doesn't even get enough self-respect to not put the
Phone down. Oh shit. You used to set your phone up an Arkansas on that Christie has shower to do what and watch YouTube videos That's at least a whole video TikTok requires so rolling there's different things I picked one video from the start I put it in a corner because that was the first time my life I had a shower that had a water-free corner The only time I'm on my phone in the showers if cam's FaceTiming me, and I'm showing them spots. Okay. Well cam's seen my spots
It's like a damnation. Yeah. Like, do you have Malaysia? Wait, what did you just say? That's a country. What? What are you trying to say? Like that thing I have on my back. Baby, what am I talking about? Malaysia.
I'm talking about that white spot on my back. What's that called? It's not Malaysia. Vinaleigo. Yeah. Vinaleigo. What Michael Jackson has.
It starts with the M. It's called Malaysia. No, it's not. That's an airline. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm looking up. I've been a LIGO live. No, it's not been a LIGO. It's it's like one little. Malaysia skin condition.
damn sure not malaria oh that's not it yeah it is it's called Malaysia see melasma not Malaysia not
Malaysia is home to shoot. Yeah, and I lost fight like these dots. So one camera is that what is that? That looks like that looks like a rhinos ass. It looks like a backside of a rhinoceros. I thought unshelled turtle because he said you show him your spot. I'm talking about my
I show my dark trail. She's talking about his mind. You don't have melasma? Melasma? No, I have no melasma. No, no one's got plasma, Malaysia, I'm gonna lie. It is like in our like melanin skin. It happens more with us. Not me.
We don't know anything. I know. All right. This is great. Thank you for coming. We're going to keep going on the Patreon. If you're on any tier of Patreon, you get the extended version of this. We're going to have a full house. And we're going to have no filter here. So we're going to talk about some shit. We're going to talk about any and everything. We're going to talk about the real reason Aston has been gone. So make sure you head over to the Koala Club right now. Go see that. Cam, get us out of here.
All right, absolutely love every single one of you. You already know that. Thank you for coming back to another episode. Make sure to leave Ash, Pierce, Ryan, CJ, awesome love in the comments, and especially Mama Live, because this is the week that our baby boy has finally joined us on this side of the womb. He finally escaped that evil, evil, scary, dark
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. All right. I'm kidding. But he's here. He's been born leave live some love. She's gonna watch this episode with Malachi. This will be Malachi's first episode. He watches with his own eyes. He said he can see eight inches but he can hear who be able to hear it. But we absolutely love y'all to confuse the casuals this week's secret code and to get your good karma is M. A. K.
M-A-K, Mac, Malachi, Anthony Kennedy. He's finally here. Mac, leave it in the comments everywhere. Patreon 2025, the new face, the new resurfaced Patreon is available right now. First link in the description. Check that out. We absolutely love you. We love you so much. And remember, one out of 10 quality bears don't make it home to Christmas. Oh, and we'll see you next time. Hey, Bubba boy. Hey, Malachi.
Was this transcript helpful?
Recent Episodes
MEETING MY BEST FRIENDS KID! -You Should Know Podcast

You Should Know Podcast
PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/YouShouldKnowPodcast FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/people/You-Should-Know-Podcast/61552092953106/ NEW TWITCH CHANNEL: https://m.twitch.tv/peytonhardin/home Peyton’s Polaroids: https://instagram.com/peytonpolaroids?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== TRUE VAULT ESCAPADES: https://youtube.com/@AtomicWolf54 00:00 BABY MALACHI IS HERE 1:37 MANSCAPED 3:12 CAM JOINS 5:06 TALKING ABOUT FATHERHOOD 8:08 THE BIG DAY 18:06 BABYS ARE CREEPY 20:20 ZOCDOC 21:34 MALACHI OR CAM? 30:34 HE WAS HOW MUCH? 33:38 NEPHEW AS LOCKSCREEN ? 40:54 FACTOR 41:57 DAVE THE LEADER STORY 47:20 WORST MASSAGE EVER STORY 1:02:36 SKIMS 1:04:15 BIRDS STILL AREN’T REAL 1:08:33 BETTER AT SCIENCE OR DRINKING GAME? 1:33:04 ROCKET MONEY 1:34:31 EXTRA EXTRA CRISPY WINGS 1:38:59 CANES SECRET MENU FAIL 1:44:30 SOAP & LOLLIPOP GAME 1:55:05 ANNOUNCEMETS Todays Sponsors: Manscaped - https://manscaped.com (Use code: PSH for 20% off plus free shipping) ZocDoc - https://zocdoc.com/psh Factor - https://factormeals.com/ysk50off Skims - http://skims.com/ysk Rocket Money - https://rocketmoney.com/ysk YouShouldKnow P.O. BOX 191564 2825 Oak Lawn Ave Dallas, Texas 75219 FOLLOW PEYTON: https://instagram.com/psh8?igshid=ZDg1NjBiNjg= JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/V5WYhSte2R Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
February 10, 2025
WE ARE STARTING A BOY BAND! (Ft. Kane Brown) -You Should Know Podcast-

You Should Know Podcast
PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/YouShouldKnowPodcast FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/people/You-Should-Know-Podcast/61552092953106/ NEW TWITCH CHANNEL: https://m.twitch.tv/peytonhardin/home Peyton’s Polaroids: https://instagram.com/peytonpolaroids?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== TRUE VAULT ESCAPADES: https://youtube.com/@AtomicWolf54 00:00 SPECIAL 2 PART EPISODE 1:42 CAM JOINS 2:16 WINE GLASS TASTE TEST 4:08 CAM’S WILD GRANDMA STORIES 12:27 DO BROKEN CLOCKS WORK? 18:00 LIQUID IV 19:42 CAMS STRANGE FIGHT TACTICS 24:40 DOGS THINK IN ENGLISH? 33:07 PEYTON’S POO POSITION 40:53 Outro 42:09 DRAFT KINGS 43:36 YSK x KANE BROWN 1:02:43 MANDO 1:04:24 YSK x KANE BROWN 1:33:31 BETTER HELP 1:34:48 YSK x KANE BROWN / KANE BROWN MATH QUIZ 1:54:44 HARRYS 1:56:17 ANNOUNCEMENTS / HIGH ROAD NOW AVAILABLE Todays Sponsors: LiquidIV - https://www.liquidiv.com Use code: YSK for 20% off your first order DraftKings - http://draftkings.com (Use code: YSK) Mando - https://shopmando.com (Use code: YSK for $5 off a starter pack) BetterHelp - https://www.betterhelp.com/ysk Harrys - https://harrys.com/YSK YouShouldKnow P.O. BOX 191564 2825 Oak Lawn Ave Dallas, Texas 75219 FOLLOW PEYTON: https://instagram.com/psh8?igshid=ZDg1NjBiNjg= JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/V5WYhSte2R Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
February 03, 2025
MY FREAKIEST DOCTOR VISIT! -You Should Know Podcast-

You Should Know Podcast
Discussion includes morning vs night showers, expiration of items, PDS debt, banana hallucinations, a possessed dog, Peyton saving Cam's divorce, worst guard dog, Peyton scamming Cam, embarrassment at the club, skin shedding, academic quiz, maps are fake, DraftKings, desire for colonoscopy, weird pre-game speech, criminal barber, church scam, Rocket Money, school lunches, roasting kids packed lunches, giving a fake ID, and Unbound Merino.
January 20, 2025
PLAYING SQUID GAMES CHALLENGE! -You Should Know Podcast-

You Should Know Podcast
Cam joins the podcast to discuss various topics such as relationship status, weird foot phobia, bathroom pet peeves, a DraftKings segment, exploring mom's bellybutton, a crazy casino story, and playing Squid Games challenge.
January 13, 2025

Ask this episodeAI Anything

Hi! You're chatting with You Should Know Podcast AI.
I can answer your questions from this episode and play episode clips relevant to your question.
You can ask a direct question or get started with below questions -
What was the main topic of the podcast episode?
Summarise the key points discussed in the episode?
Were there any notable quotes or insights from the speakers?
Which popular books were mentioned in this episode?
Were there any points particularly controversial or thought-provoking discussed in the episode?
Were any current events or trending topics addressed in the episode?
Sign In to save message history