StephCast M 1-27-25
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January 27, 2025
TLDR: Discussion with The Rude Pundit and Jojo From Jerz.

Featuring: The Rude Pundit & Jojo From Jerz
In the recent episode of StephCast, host Stephanie Miller, along with guests The Rude Pundit and Jojo from Jerz, dived into the chaos surrounding the current political landscape in the U.S. This summary captures the key points discussed during the episode.
Introduction
The episode opened with a light-hearted jab at former President Trump’s return to California, likening it to a father figure returning home in a menacing fashion. The confusion surrounding identity and the political implications of Trump’s presidency was a recurring theme.
The Nature of Trump’s Presidency
- Metaphors of Chaos: The team described Trump's presidency as akin to being tied to a chair and watching a toddler with a loaded pistol—both chaotic and frightening.
- Reality TV Politics: It was emphasized that Trump's actions play out like a reality TV show, designed to shock and entertain rather than govern with integrity.
Trump's Recent Actions
- Mass Deportations: The discussion turned to recent directives from Trump aimed at increasing deportation forces, with dramatic stories of ICE raids and confrontations that appeared more performative than effective.
- Immigration Enforcement: Officials were reportedly told to dress in intimidating gear for raids, indicating a shift toward theatrical rather than productive immigration enforcement.
Media Responses and Cultural Commentary
- Culture of Fear: The episode highlighted how the current climate fosters fear among communities, especially undocumented immigrants, as authorities increase their visibility and harshness.
- Media Coverage: The participants expressed frustration with how traditional media outlets frame Trump’s actions, often downplaying the severity of his policies and decisions.
The Personal Impact of Politics
- Emotional Toll: Jojo and Stephanie shared personal anecdotes about the emotional weight of living in current political times, emphasizing a collective struggle among their communities.
- Calls for Accountability: There was a significant call for accountability from elected officials, urging them to take decisive action against the increasingly authoritarian actions of Trump.
Historical and Current References
- January 6 Insurrection: The episode touched on the pardoning of January 6 rioters, framing it as part of a broader trend of undermining democratic principles and the rule of law that transcends political parties.
- Holocaust Remembrance: The timing of the episode coincided with International Holocaust Remembrance Day, adding weight to discussions on historical accountability and drawing parallels to present-day extremism.
Conclusion
The conversation closed with a rallying cry for unity against authoritarianism, emphasizing the importance of community connections in combating despair and promoting resilience. Stephanie concluded with a humorous note about the absurdity of current political figures, reinforcing the importance of laughter amidst turmoil.
Key Takeaways:
- Prepare for escalating tensions as political parties navigate the chaos surrounding Trump.
- Understand the emotional and community-level impact of current governance and policies.
- Stay connected with others who fight for democracy and accountability against authoritarian tendencies.
Overall, the podcast episode was a mix of humor, serious commentary, and calls for collective action against the growing tide of political chaos.
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It's the Stephanie Miller Show.
Ah, that was Mel Gibson saying that Trump being in California is like Daddy's home. Yeah, then he's gonna. You wanna play that again? Yeah, I'd like to hear that again. Okay, here we go. I'm glad Trump's here at the moment. You know, it's like Daddy arrived and he's taking his belt off, you know. Listen, you fucking weirdos. Okay, by the way, I got taunted by a right wing already. Carlos said, hello, Stephanie, just one question. Who's your daddy now? Okay, listen, Carlos, you big
It's gross. I'll tell you who my father is. He is buried in Arlington. Yeah. He's a patriot at a Nuremberg prosecutor. You trumper, mega-humping Nazi. He was also a Goldwater Republican. Oh my god, get over your daddy issues. He's not our daddy unless your daddy's a drunken abusive. Hi, good morning. Hi, we're all Katie Wampas today.
Yes, we are. Look at the babies here. Bella's, it's her first big girl day on the board. And Sean Kamiskey's over here helping. Look, Sean, remember used to be the stem cell? Which camera's that, okay? You're getting social security now, correct? And Bella is 22, so you have also aged out. The original stem cell has aged out. She still calls you the stem cell.
Oh, we don't have a microphone because, you know, stuff. Okay. By the way, we wasted a lot of perfectly good toner on this. This is not true. This entire quote unquote presidency is like being tied to a chair watching a toddler play with a loaded pistol. He ran on it. That's what he ran on. John and Bella both said it. A lot of f***ery. Yes. It's really a lot. It's a lot. It's what he ran on. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay, well, where would you like to start? I don't know. There's a lot. Okay. First of all, let's start with some, some love. Damon says, uh, Steph, first of all, it's sad to hear that Jody does not have the capacity to drink as much beer as he needed to survive the next Trump administration, but at least to have a reason to wake up on Tuesdays again.
Yes, Jodie Hamilton will be here every Tuesday, like she used to, and filling in, et cetera. Second, welcome, Bella. I wish you the best. A word of advice. Don't pay attention to Chris, because Chris is always wrong. Oh. Your faithful step head in Brooklyn, David. Thank you, Damon. I am always, we have shirts that say Chris is wrong. Chris is right available. And Chris is right is outselling Chris is wrong. Because I don't believe that. Yeah, thank you, Bella. Thank you.
Can we just, you guys can take a coffee break. Can we just say how weird it is the whole who's your daddy? Trump is not our daddy. It's a weird, get over your weird daddy issues, right? Let's see, your dad is a rapist drunk.
OK, one more. Diana says, mama, how dare you hire a young white qualified woman to run the soundboard? You are exposing your racist feathers. I'm going to get ahold of fragile and Malcolm Nance, Alonzo Bowdoin, Victor Shi, Kevin from DC, Dino Badala, and the dozens of other non-white regulars to ban your show because you didn't do a DEI hire.
Oh, we did find out Bella's half Latino. I didn't even know I was doing a deep nine higher. It's fantastic. There you go. Okay. Finding a young woman who doesn't mind getting up and insane at clock to do your show is like finding gold. It's true. I love you so much, Steph. I've been watching since current TV and will continue to watch you until I become deaf and blind from old age. I'll probably be better then.
Good luck to Bella. Farewell, Jody. May you continue turning out the truth about all things important. Donald is a cancer that will bring down our country. If we don't have someone like you reporting what's real peace, Diana. Thank you. Yeah, someone said Bella has a bunch of crazy ants now that are kind of annoying her. And they were asking for your blue sky handle. I'll make one. Oh, OK. Yeah, they want to annoy you with various. Yeah. Please do. Please do. OK. All right. You asked for it.
Wow, so Chris, what did I say? This isn't me, Stephanie is right Chris, there's always wrong stuff. I said this is gonna be a bunch of big, dumb, loud, reality TV stunts.
Yeah. And I don't know. Let's see. Trump deportation forces told to dress for the cameras. So that and Dr. Phil being embedded, I don't know why it might tell you that it's a little bit of just a big dumb mean reality show TV stunt. Noted, Dr. Abolt, phonology, Dr. Phil.
Trump's immigration officials have been instructed to dress for the cameras according to sources who told CNN every participant much where must wear raid jackets to max What is what style is a raid jacket? It has meant to terrify people it has ice in big letters. Oh, okay to maximize me Yes, and blah blah blah dr. Phil and
You know what, this might actually be dumber than I initially thought. Right, GK, shredded. You can tell these ice raids are largely performative when Dr. Phil is participating with a film crew. This is basically porn for the Fox News audience. That's what I said. It's red meat for the Fox News audience. It's just the meaner, the louder, the better. And Columbia, what are you? Morning Joe fans, don't bend the knee to this a-hole. Sorry.
It's just, this is what, he's gonna threaten his stupid big dumb tariffs, which by the way would have made your coffee 11 billion times more expensive in addition to your eggs. 80% of our roses come from Columbia and Ecuador. And so Valentine's Day would have been super expensive. So this is gonna be, right? It's gonna be threatening our allies, bullying them. So anyway, so now they're going to, what do you call it?
except the flight, I think the present sending his plane, he just asked to do things with dignity, but of course they're not going to. That's the whole point is to make it his mean and loud. Yes, to terrify people, that's the whole point of it. Dr. Phil has been bedded with ice and hoe bag. Tom Holman. Correct. Okay. I always get that wrong. Yes, you do.
To watch them conduct deportation raids in Chicago, Dr. Phil said it's a pretty high-risk mission we're going on. Oh, shut up, you reality TV pansy. It's not high-risk for you. Walking into an elementary school is not high-risk. Yeah, really, Dr. Church. He's such a... Really? Really? Like, if they're using you as a battering ram? You're behind the camera, you... See? That head would make for a good battering ram, though. Yeah, it is. It's pointy. Okay.
What did I say? I knew he was going to come out here and be a bag of D's to all of us in California, which, by the way, still some of the thank God for a little bit of rain, but fires still burning. We're still in the middle of this and you knew he was going to come out and lie. Oh, by the way, he cut off Mayor Bass's microphone because she had the audacity to speak the truth to him. Brad Sherman. Thank you. Brad Sherman straight. Can we have him? Yeah, hang on. Give me 12. Thank you.
I've been in Congress for 28 years. I really disagree with Louisiana on their abortion policy. I disagree with them on their campaign finance policy. I disagree with North Dakota on their gun policy. And I would never turn to somebody from Louisiana and say, you keep living on your cousin's couch because we're not going to help you rebuild until Louisiana agrees with me on a woman's right to choose.
Thank you. Oh my God, you knew it, right? He's saying, oh no, aid unless you do a voter ID law and what else? What does that have to do? I mean, he comes, he came out to create a hostage crisis, right? Right. I can kind of understand if you put conditions on raking the forest or whatever, because that has to do with... Austria doesn't rake their forest. Let me, I can see where he could make that connection, but voter IDs have no connection. Also, this fire wasn't in a forest.
Oh, that's beside the point. And the vast majority of our land is federal land is not okay. That's beside the point. Right. Raking the forest has something to do with fires. But, uh, voter IDs don't have anything to do with fires. No, he's just a condition. He's just a bully. This is going to be it. He's going to bully, uh, LA Columbia, whoever doesn't kiss his ass. Colombia. Yeah. Oh, and in the, uh, erasing history segment today, there's quite a bit. Okay.
Oh, DOJ has just deleted the whole January 6th, the whole database. So does that never happen? Yeah. All those crimes never. Yeah. Yeah.
Uh, Gerald says in January 2025, the U.S. Air Force removed a video about the Tuskegee airmen. Uh, Tim Russ texted me about this from its basic training curriculum at, uh, they're one of their, their bases. Uh, this decision followed executive order by Trump that banned diversity, equity and inclusion. Oh, so there were no more, there's no female. Um, they, they're not teaching that anymore. No. Yeah. Right. Cause that didn't happen.
Oh, hey, there's a little something for you, Gaza voters. The Trump administration has officially lifted the hold on 2,000 pound bombs for the Israeli military. The bombs, which had been held in storage, will be headed to Israel within the next few days. Thanks once again, Jill Stein voters. Oh, and also he said, how do you say it? We need to just clear out. Clear out Gaza. Clean up Gaza. Just clear it out. Yeah. Yeah, just send them other places because there's, who is it? Egypt said F off.
Right, just the other countries take them all, because as what's his ambassador, Mike Huckabee said, there's no such thing as a Palestinian, so nicely done.
Did I, do we have, are you a worn song? Do I need it this early or? It should be in the. See gentle on her. It's our favorite. The round and find out dance. It's the. Around and find out dance. Yeah. That's the other alternative. Is it? Did you just make that up? Yeah. Yeah. This is in the same pile. Sebastian tweets. Trump says he told the King Jordan of that Gaza should be emptied. Empty. Yeah.
Uh-huh. You're talking about probably a million happy people. You know, we just clean that whole thing and say, you know, it's over. A reminder that Jared Kushner has said Gaza Waterfront is a great property. Ruth Ben-Giat, authoritarian scholar, said, oh, I see Gaza's quote-unquote over. Exhibit A in what happens when you do not hold authoritarians accountable. Their bloodlust is unregulated. Clean out that whole thing is an example.
and Bella's mic, one last one. Turning Gaza into a tourist destination for wealthy Republicans and Nazis was made possible by people who wouldn't vote for Biden or Harris in protest over Netanyahu's war on Gaza, which was started to help Trump win and we lost democracy as a result. Oh, we do have it. Yeah. Okay. I'm just saying. I think we mentioned this before the election, didn't we, Chris? Mm-hmm. Once or twice? Mm-hmm. We're real.
Poor Belle is going to be a spinning chair by the end of the first hour.
Oh, that makes it better, doesn't it? Good job, Bella. Good job. That was good. You played your first. Yeah. All right. I can't even. That was three days ago. Firing all. What are they called? Firing what you call it. I. Geez. Sorry. Inspectors. Inspectors. Thank you. Thank you. They're just saying. Yes, of course we're going to be corrupt is all.
Get out, right? Was that just Friday? Was that just Friday? I think it was a lot. It was a lot. Oh, and you know what? They're going to make that because this is not a big and dumb and mean enough for you.
ICE has been directed by Trump to aggressively ramp up the number of people they arrest from a few hundred a day to 1,200 to 1,500 because the president has been with the results of his mass deportation campaign so far. It's not quite big and dumb and mean and loud enough just yet. They were told that each of the agencies field offices should make 75 arrests per day and managers would be held accountable for missing those targets.
Oh, so they're fine with these kind of quotas. Right. This is how they're getting people that are actually, what's the word, you know, legal and, you know, not criminals. And sometimes without a warrant. But okay. The order significantly increased the chance officers will engage in more indiscriminate enforcement activities or face activation of civil rights violations. Oh, I'm sure probably Trump didn't know that. If he'd known that, I'm sure he wouldn't do that. Oh, that's where he also blew up the civil rights division.
Okay. Trump said things blew up this weekend. Trump. I'm already winded. I know. Trump supporters and others have pointed out that these totals will not yield the millions of deportations Trump has promised. No kidding. Yeah. Well, you know, the Biden administration de Mort deported 271,000 people last year, the highest annual total in a decade. So this is all for show, of course. It's all for you, Damien.
Does Bella get that reference? I don't know, that's from the omen. Did you ever see the omen? I've definitely seen it, but I don't. You know where the nanny is standing on the balcony? Damien, Damien, it's all for you. And then she jumps off the balcony and hangs herself.
Oh, Karen from Chicago is a helper. She said, Bella, I would like to cite three movie references you may or may not get on the subject of the potential danger of being in Mama's basement. You and Danger Girl, the call's coming from within the house and get out. Karen, don't scare her. She probably got get out the other one. Yeah, from the movie Get Out. Yeah.
Yeah, I offered her to the calls coming from inside the house. Do you know? Yeah, yeah. It's when it's when a stranger calls. Yeah. Yeah. I haven't offered her to yet or and you and danger girl. We'll be Goldberg ghost and ghost. Oh, yeah. No, never seen it. It's a good movie. It's a good movie. He never saw the godfather and I didn't find that. I've seen the god. Now you have now you have. Yes, because you made me.
It's a good movie. We have rude punted and JoJo from Jersey. You have got to read their stuff this week because it is hilarious. It sums up exactly. If you're feeling like, oh my, F and God, this is exactly, they confirm your worst about what's happening. We're not even a weekend yet, are we? No. Not till noon today. Hey.
Stephanie Miller, show what? I'm here. I was just trying to freak Bella out. Okay. No, I was. I'd get a Bella. Okay. Happy Monday, rude pundit coming up in a couple of minutes. Uh, Jason's poor Bella. She's been adopted by a bunch of cray-cray liberal ants. I'm sending thoughts in prayer. I'm bold to assume I'm not a type of crazy liberal ant. Here comes one of them, Karen in Chicago. Hello. Hey, Karen. Hello. That's an anti-care in Tabbalah. Okay. Yes, the baby.
Okay, so I just want to say Anita brought this to my attention. If you go to White House.gov, it is this ridiculous photograph of Donald Trump pointing and saying America is back. And they have removed the Constitution from the website. If you search the Constitution, it goes to his executive orders.
Yeah, it is. We're in a bad place. Marco Rubio has put a hold on all foreign aid. It just it is hard to. It's hard to fathom what's happened in less than a week. It really is, isn't it? It is. It really is. And I'm, you know, I'm going to say this to something over the weekend. I called target. I am so disgusted with targets specifically like Walmart. I don't have like a lot of expectations for them.
because they've always been horrible. But Target is really upsetting to me because that is actually like, I don't do a lot of big box stores, but that was like kind of where I was going instead of supporting Amazon. So if people can call and complain about it, because this is really bad. It is so cowardly. And, you know, that was at least one company that I felt comfortable
Going and shopping and we know we're hitting everything. We're hitting your beloved hard break. Yes, and I'm not gonna make a dirty. I'm not gonna make a dirty joke about big boxes and big box stores It's the only way I can survive is dirty the giant jokes. Yeah, great. You know who else enjoys it rude pundit coming up at seven. Oh, that's right. Oh, that's right. It's heavy a little later today on the Stephanie Miller show
When his state was hit by Katrina, I fought to get aid for Katrina. I went with a congressional delegation a year later to see how the recovery was going and to raise issues about how slow it was and how we needed to bring more urgency to it. I never even fought for a moment. OK, this is a red state. Maybe we shouldn't provide aid or maybe we should tie it to some unrelated policy objective. I think it is shameful what he is saying. And let me say this as a Californian.
We have given more to the recovery of other states than any other state in the union. Yep. You do not want to go down this road. Thank you, Senator Schiff. At least we don't have a drunken rapist in charge of the nuclear code. Oops. Oh, yeah, that happened too. Oops. Oh, okay. Hey, thanks Mitch McConnell. Thanks. Now a warning. Mitch McConnell is trying to help now. Didn't be voting against a headset. Didn't he give a thumbs up like a McCain kind of thumbs, a thumb vote? I think he did. Yeah.
He and can you junior is such a disgrace really, at least some are like Murkowski and even Susan Collins can get a backbone and someone that is a female combat veteran who was sexually assaulted can't get it together to vote no on a.
Did I say alleged drunken rapist? Is there parts of that that are okay? Whatever. It's probably best that we say alleged in this FCC climate. Sure. Okay. Speaking of the media, hi. Are you there? Art says only one media outlet is reporting that L.A. Mayor Karen Bass's mic was turned off during the roundtable of Trump last night. None of them are reporting that they physically took away her microphone too because she kept trying to fact check him.
This is what it's going to be like, right? I mean, you knew he was going to come and tell all these same lies about the fire and try to, you know, play political football. And here we are. Oh, Jojo from Jersey. Thank you. She had the same thing about Mel Gibson saying, Daddy's here about Trump being in California. She said, no, that tangerine tinkle tape is not my daddy. You gluating weirdos.
What is with the data? Get over your daddy issues. Oh my God. Hey, yay. It's creepy. It is super creepy. Julie in Virginia, my actual dad, again, in Arlington. Thanks for asking. Nuremberg prosecutor. Yes. Hi, Julie. Hello. Nazi still bad. Yeah. Nazi still bad. Yeah. Yeah. Well, thank you. Today's International Holocaust Member and today recognizing the liberation of Auschwitz at 80 years.
since the liberation of Auschwitz. And I know your dad was involved in prosecution of Nazi war criminals. My parents both served in World War II. They were stationed over in England in the hospitals, in the Army, Nursing Corps, and the Army Medical Corps. And they would share stories of what it was like for those men coming into these hospitals, saving their lives, having these injuries,
their dedication to fighting fascists over in Europe. And it just turns my stomach to hear how Elon Mollusk is trying to fan the flames of neo-Naziism. And it's just ridiculous. If he doesn't understand what it is about the Holocaust, he needs to watch anybody needs to watch the film Night in Fog.
black-and-white documentary to see the visuals of the horrific conditions of Nazi concentration camps. And he can go ahead and blow his money and talk all he wants trash, but
You know, fighting fascists is still in our blood, folks. So don't just sit back and let it happen. Yep, thank you, honey. I was trying to find this as she was talking. I was like, yes, Elon Musk spoke to Rowling's horse for Germany's far right. That's equivalent to the Nazi Party, and urged the country citizens to take pride in their heritage and not to carry guilt over the sins of their ancestors.
Oh, I see. It's a long time ago, the Holocaust. Let it go. Moscow spent weeks publicly supporting the party. He urged German voters and the AFD supporters to ignore the European Union and avoid multiculturalism. Who said stuff that seemed similar to that? Hitler. Oh, thanks. See, that wasn't even a guess the quote. That was not a guess the quote. So those you get right.
Thank you. She was just mentioning World War II. I mentioned this lessons plans about the Tuskegee Airmen, groundbreaking black pilots known for their service during World War II, and the Women Air Force Service Pilot or WASC, female World War II pilots who were vital in varying warplanes with the military have been removed from the US Air Force curriculum. So just one day at a time, we're just erasing our entire, erasing into our rewriting our entire history.
There's nothing more to see here. Everything's fine. Everything is fine. Anything with a brown tint to it. We're erasing. Uh-huh. By the way, did you? Hang on. Oh, are you okay? Sometimes I can't really get past the headline before I just, you know, explode in a scanner.
Let's see, Trump ends Fauci's security details says he'd feel no responsibility if he was harmed. Trump says Ukraine should have surrendered to Russia and blamed Zelensky for the war. Except that was the light dusting before all the other stuff happened because... Did I send you too much stuff? No, too much stuff happened. Okay, got it. Could we just slow down a little bit?
Um, you know, it was this way during his first term, too. Sean is almost 40. He threw his back out when he turned 38. I threw my back out reaching first sock in the second drawer, not even on the floor on Thursday. And then I did a 45 mile bike ride Saturday. Why? Because I'm not known for making good decisions. I made one good one, Bella. And that's it for the year. That was only January. Yeah.
How can you not understand to the sociopath at this point? He literally said out loud he'd feel no responsibility if something happened to Fauci. He ended the federal security detail for Anthony Fauci, along with what's his name? Pompeo, Bolton, anyone that's ever... Pompeo was just sucking his ass a few weeks ago on TV. Can you say that? You're not over there anymore. You can't control me.
Oh, Bella says it's okay. He was just sucking up to Trump a few weeks ago. He's not even, but this is what, so obviously they're under a pretty, you know, credible threat from Iran, Pompeo and Bolton. Like the sky's a sociopath. He will feel nothing if one of them gets us. How does that make America love? They get assassinated by Iran because Trump took away their. Bolton said that very thing. Yeah. This weekend.
Yeah, to Elizabeth Vargas. Oh, yes. Do you have that here? Thank you so much. You said that if something does happen to you, that the Trump administration will be forced to respond. Well, I think if they didn't respond, and by that, I mean militarily against Iran, it would be a real signal of weakness. You know, Trump may not feel any sense of responsibility, but I think plenty of other people would. And that is what serves as a deterrent to Iran doing it in the first place.
Fauci is the latest in a string of Trump aides turn critics. You work for the for Trump. These were Trump hires to see their federal protection canceled despite ongoing threats to their lives Trump said he would not feel any responsibility of harm befell any of the government officials because Congratulations, you elected a sociopath. Okay, how about this one apparently? I did send you too much stuff. Yeah
Trump says the so the Russian invasion of field recall before he tries to raise that history of Russia invaded this is an unprovoked terrorist attack on Ukraine right just to review right okay he said it was the fault of a Ukrainian president Zelensky's failure to preemptively capitulate before Russian troops began their attack see so and also Poland was wearing a super tight dress and bent over a pinball machine so what movie references that Bella
I couldn't tell, yeah. The accused. The accused. Oh, man. She can't be expected to know every lesbian themed movie. That wasn't a lesbian theme. Oh, well, Jody Foster is. Jody Foster and Kelly McGillis are both in. Oh, they were having an affair during the accused, though. Were they? Yes. Do we know this? Yes. For a fact? Yes. Or is this? Try to keep up. Or is this like Los Angeles lesbian lore? No. OK. Everyone knows that. Really? Yes. OK.
It's not on camera, off camera. Okay. Okay. After Hannity asked about Trump's threat to impose tariffs on God, it's gonna be stupid thing he tries to do every time, right?
to impose tariffs as a penalty on Russia. That makes no thing sense anyway. If the Ukrainian war continues much longer, Trump responded, Zelinsky's had enough and wants to settle. He said Zelinsky's no angel and shouldn't have allowed this war to happen.
Uh, he said, uh, I would have made this deal seriously, and Zelensky decided I wanted to fight. Yeah, you would have, because you're a coward. If you're a coward, you got out of serving with bones, fake bone spurs. Of course, you wouldn't have, uh, he's just, I can't, okay. No, I'm not even, I'm not even through hour one. No, you're not. Let me just, hi, Jenny in Baltimore. I just feel I need a giggling whore at this point. Hello. Oh, oh, oh, yeah. I need a giggling. I need to give them stuff.
I just wanted to call and chime in on the whole Nazi autism thing. Yes. Because, you know, a lot of folks are saying, well, the Heron has autism, maybe, and Elon maybe has autism. So, you know, you can't really criticize. Yes, you can. Yes, you can. And in fact, you should, because if you say that, oh, if he has autism, therefore, he must be a sweet little angel.
then that's how able it is. So we can all remember how very, very kind they were about Governor Waltz's son, who was really excited about his dad.
become vice president and she's a good director it's they're just right i i mean give me a break if they can be evil and and still have disabilities and or still have neurodivergent right and still be evil horrible people right and they are right right exactly uh... that you may not know who uh... defended trumps of what you call it you on musk's nazi salute because of course he did you know what because all the worst people find each other well
Doesn't it feel like, oh my God, my friend Trish sent us this, hang on. Cause what do we keep saying? It's like the Batman arc of the asylum, when Batman let all the arc of the asylum. Right. Arc of the asylum? It's like the arc of the covenant. No, it's all. All right. Listen, whether you're opening the containment chamber and Ghostbusters or your Batman lets out all the, that's what it feels like. Anyway, this is fantastic. My friend Trish sent me Batman and Robin.
Talking about Penguin. Alright. Getting... Alright. Holy disaster area. I don't think there's any danger of the Penguin being elected, Robin.
The people of Gotham City are not as simple-minded as he might think. Oh, Batman. Batman, you sweet summer child. Although, it's not really fair to compare Trump to the Penguin, because he's... Penguin's not quite as physically disgusting, right? Okay, that's kinda funny, right? He's more like Harvey Dent. Right. Yeah. Right. Do you know who that is? No. Okay. Oh, right, right, right, right, right. Sure.
I- do you hope that maybe this bag of rats won't load before we- any more wreckage gets done? Um, did you see?
There we go. There we go. Oh, thanks, Bella. Big bag of rats. Fight, fight, fight. You were all equally awful. Yeah, whenever she says big bag of rats. In all of this effort last week, did you see we missed Elon Musk through a proverbial wrench into the much-bally-hood gears of Trump's infrastructure plans, insisting that billionaire investors in the project called Stargate, who stood next to Trump in a much-promoted announcement, don't actually have the money. Dopes! You're not supposed to. Points. Grift. He's like, they don't really have the money. This isn't going to happen.
Oh my God. What is this thing? It's not Bitcoin, it's meme coins or whatever. Yeah, meme coins. They're basically bitcoins that are centered around a person.
Our friend Ellie Vell, she was just talking about, just what a scam. All of this is, what an unbelievable scam and grift it all is, all of it. It's just, I... Well, I mean, they only have value because people put value on them. It's like a painting only has value because people put value on the painting. You know, that's how these things work. Are you saying my dog's playing poker, or is it not valuable? Okay. That gigantic photo, you have a Jodi and her mom on your stairwell.
Is that valuable? Well, maybe. Maybe. Hey, Jody, are you up? What are you doing? What you thinking about? Are you tired? Oh, she's probably cataloging every mistake that's being made on this program, saying. Stephanie Miller. She's a liar. She's a dang bat. She is an attention-stomping.
Uh, George Conway, our buddy, our pal, still trying to find parking at the Warner Theater for sexy liberal DC. Bless his heart.
This is what I'm talking about, fighting back, not bending the knee. This is Trump Central here at the Stephanie Miller Show. This is, do not bend the knee. Do not obey and advance Central. He said, since we broke the news about Jim Acosta's uncertain fate, CNN has seen his viewership numbers spiked during the 10 a.m. hour when he anchors. In fact, on Wednesday, he outrated every CNN show, including those in primetime, safer Cooper's program. Because we were saying, because Trump hates him, CNN
is talking about moving him to midnight. By the way, he just started following me on the socials. Hi, Jim. We love you.
Um, Walker said, same thing I've been thinking. Watching Michael Steele leaves me in awe of how far off course this country has gone. He's full-on center-right Republican who is pulling the fire alarm as hard as he can. Thank you. Replace Morning Joe with that weekend show. Michael Steele, Simone Sanders, Alicia Menendez, right? He really is giving a masterclass and do not bend the knee. And he's a Republican still, just to annoy me. He swear to God. He won't even leave the party.
Speaking of former Republicans, Denver Riggleman said, I can't quite gather the thoughts, the dread, the fury of thinking of Pete Haggseth as Secretary of Defense. God help us all. We are a global laughing stock and dangerous to our allies. Haggseth's inexperience and low morality will cost us dearly. My words are incapable of expressing my disgust. Elizabeth Warren on the... Oh, sorry, all the criminals out. Okay. Yes.
You ran for office saying you were going to make life better for average Americans. Well, then do it. You know, renaming the Gulf of Mexico, pardoning people who be up police officers, demanding that you're going to take back the Panama Canal. That's not making life better.
For everyday Americans, you want to make life better for them? Then help cut housing costs, grocery costs, health care costs. We've got plans to do that. Buckle down and do the work.
Um, Brian Tyler Cohen, our friends said the same people who, uh, having a temper tantrum over DEI just confirmed the least qualified secretary of defense in US history because Trump liked him on TV. These are the least qualified people ever. And they're pretty much all straight white men. That's right.
Uh, just Jack tweets, if your spouse needs a safe word with her friends to protect herself from you, you should be in therapy or in prison, not secretary of defense. Wow, that was like three days of outrageous ago. Yeah. Junkie McRaepey in charge of the nukes. Okay. Good boy.
Phillips says no foreign power has ever posed as massive an immediate a threat to the U.S. United States as the current administration. Root pundit writes about that. He's going to join us in a few minutes. I keep saying this. America's enemies could not wish for more than what he has done in less than a week.
Uh, yes, uh, Jamel says, uh, very excited to see what happens when you make a deeply compromised addict, the leader of the Department of Defense, and subordinate to a madman. It's, uh, we're getting into Dr. Strangelove territory, aren't we? Yeah, we are. Not entirely sharing all the references from there, but... Have you ever seen Dr. Strangelove? I, as Elon Musk already said, mind-fuerer, I can walk. That's from Dr. Strangelove. See? We'd punt it next.
It's the Stephanie Miller Show.
Oh, written down. So I don't like the shock and awe version of this because if you have been paying attention, they wrote it down. They told you exactly what they were going to do and exactly how you were going to do it. And a majority of white people voted for this. This is the disgusting version of America that people want. And oh, by the way, eggs are still more expensive. So you didn't even get that. Great job. White folks.
Ellie Mistall giving me life, too. We need him back soon. Yeah, John Cooper, same thing, said every mega cultist who assured me that Trump had no plans whatsoever to implement Project 2025 can go themselves. Thank you. Are there enough square words? No. This particular moment in our history. Is there enough rudeness? No, I don't think there is. Hey, Ruth. Don't say things bad.
Good morning, Weirdness.
Good morning, could I just say, I was damn fine timing by Bella. Yeah, that was. The baby is fantastic. I'm a little nervous about having so much rudeness on the baby's first day. But seriously, you give me life. You said the same thing I did last week. You said, I got to say, if a secret traitor is president was trying to weaken and create chaos in the United States to soften it up for an invasion, it would sure look a whole lot. What's going on now?
I mean, as I said, why do you think every enemy of the United States tried to help Trump get in because of this? Yeah, reduce if nothing else, even if we're not talking about an actual invasion to reduce the economic power of the United States so that other countries start turning away from the United States and weaken it in that way. I mean, you know, he doesn't care about about about the wealth and health of the United States. He cares about his own.
Trump that it. Yeah. We like to turn this into a Steffi's book club every time you're on. It's not because you didn't read it because you wrote it. But if other people don't get a chance to read it, your stuff
You know what? Your service to America is rude is to just convince us that we are not the ones taking crazy pills. That this is as bad as it feels over the last, not even a week yet, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, every time, I mean, you know, everything that happens, we sit there and go.
It you know why because it makes us feel like we're just back in 2017 or you know like like this is this feels like a continuation of us of something that we've seen before and we don't like it. Yeah, I we were saying it feels like you name it covid meets 9 11 when the second plane hit the tower. I mean it just it feels like we're under attack from within exactly as you said. I mean you you're cherry title by the way you said week one in the death of America.
congratulations bell you're right on time look at her baby hopeful just graduated from college last year this is a tenured professor here that's right he is i am i'm a department chair but some respect on it i am i am i am a tenured radical i fear i fear for america
For the first time ever, by the way, this is my first day of classes. For the first time ever, I'm going to have a talk about why it's okay for you to hear opinions that you don't agree with. Wow. Radical. We're going to do that. Usually my attitude was suck it up buttercup. You'll get over it. By the way, it's not your first day of class. You've always been classy.
Really? I think that's the first time that classy and rude pundit has ever been said in the same sentence. Occasionally classy, maybe even sometimes even debonair.
I just have to read a little to the children, to the baby chillins. You said, if you're like me, you're sitting there thinking, what in the actual is even happening? In reaction to the wave of nation wrecking executive orders and actions by massive sentient pustule, Donald Trump and his violent administration. I knew there would be three. I just didn't think about how detailed the could be, how fast it would all go down and how it would all get into all the spaces of the federal government like toxic ooze that is flowing quickly through the streets of your town.
and you realize then that the open basement windows in the water system are now filling with poison, and you don't know where you can go to get away from it. Thank you, that's exactly, that is exciting. Yes, poetic. Thank you, thank you. Classy even. Yes, debonair.
That's in there. I could have gone with species. I could have gone with sewage, but I went with the classier- Yeah. Socks, waste. But it's a little, it's a tip of the hat to my favorite movie, The Blob. It does feel a little like The Blob, yeah. Oh yeah, no, no. I would definitely love to just start referring to Trump as The Blob. Right. When did that become your favorite movie? It's not my favorite movie, it's just...
I don't know, it just starts small like he's saying and then it's flowing out of movie theaters and it's okay. You finish by saying it's honestly hard to pinpoint what the worst thing is. Thank you. I don't even know where to start. The Warren migrants on the southern border is awful. The birthright citizenship challenge undermines the entirety of the purpose of the United States. The pardon of the J6 insurrectionists is breathtaking and how it undermines the rule of law. The pure utter petitionists.
nicely done of revoking security protection for the people who pissed Trump off demonstrates just how petty and insane the orange mother is. And then there's the attack on diversity, equity, inclusion in the federal workplace or in general, where the goal seems to be get all those insert every derogatory term you know for where anyone not straight white and male off my lawn. Thank you.
You're a professor. I said this. They're going to try to erase and or rewrite history. And there we go. Tuskegee Airmen gone. Women pilots gone. January 6th database gone. It's gone. The DOJ has really erased the database.
yeah yeah no the test but but they are gonna day that i think they actually turned around on the teskegee airman that that that happened because there was an as such an outcry uh... of people saying what is wrong with you this happened you know i i i i don't even understand i saw that that on the doj website is that i'm sorry the department of labor website is is getting rid of uh... getting rid of
pages that talk about like the Battle of Blair Mountain this major, you know, uprising in West Virginia that happened where it was the first time that the United States actually bombed people from the its own citizens from the air. I thought it was when the movie Linda Blair went to the top of the mountains that my people go. Was that a different movie? What am I thinking of?
What the hell are you talking about? That was five references in one. That was awesome. No, don't encourage that. No, I am losing my own. Do you know how much thinking that one required? Right, right, right.
Oh God. You don't understand. We're not even a week into this yet. No, I just know. No, and that's the thing is like we're sitting here going, what next? What else? I mean, you know, at some point, it's just going to be, you know, what did he say about about the January 6th defendants or about about pardoning them? Effort. Yeah, just let them all go. Yeah. Let them all go. I mean, eventually it's going to be effort. Just start rounding people up. Yeah.
And they're all getting greeted like heroes and they're all, you know, vowing retribution. And it's literally he has turned the world upside down inside of a week. And it's the heroic ones are the few that have declined the pardon.
One woman. No, there's two. Two people have declined. So far that we know of, that we know of, that have said, no, I f'ed up and I have learned that I f'ed up and I should be held accountable for that. So should everybody else. Oh, this would be one of our heroes of democracy.
Pam, Pam Hemphill's her name, hang on. No, it would be a slobbing face to the Capitol police officers, the rule of law, you know, to our nation. I pleaded guilty because I was guilty. It just, it would help their narrative that it was a peaceful protest that day. No, it was not a peaceful protest. It was an insurrection. I don't want a part of anything that Trump is offering.
God bless her, but seriously, too, out of what? 1500. I mean, that's where we are in terms of decency and the rule of law. And also, just like what you're trying to do to the truth tellers, the people to just go like, no, it's on tape. That's not what happened, you know? And you know, you can eliminate all the web pages you want. You can you can clean up the
the government websites to leave out any bad thing, but it's all still there. Nothing disappears from the internet. And nothing, until they start going to libraries and actually purging the books and forcing people to teach a certain way, which I don't put past them, that the history is still there. They're not erasing it.
We try we know it's going to happen next they're going to turn root punted into a goat and it's going to be like a wicked and he's going to have to pretend he's a goat he's going to have to put it on the suit but pretend he's a goat. I don't I haven't seen wicked. Oh, all right. I'm sorry. There was a gas over an audible gas over here.
You know what, I listened to the soundtrack back when I was going to go see it on Broadway, and I was thinking of seeing it on Broadway, and I was like, ah, no. Thinking of seeing it. Oh, it's fantastic. What's wrong with both of you? All right. I'll watch it when I can even know. I like the movie better than the stage play.
Could we get back on track, please? Okay, listen. Oh, okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. See, that's the other thing is we'd rather talk about this kind of stuff. But yeah, they're gonna force people to start teaching, until they start forcing us to teach a certain way, which again, I think is on the horizon. I mean, you know, DeSantis is going after another university in Florida to turn it into another conservative paradise. Yeah.
You don't learn anything. And by the way, Christopher Webb said workplace raids have begun. None of these people were rapists or criminals. Even if you're not a US citizen, you still have due process in this country. Three workers in Newark were taken into custody by ICE without a warrant. One, a veteran, endured the humiliation of having his military docs questioned. I mean, we can say it until we're blue in the face.
you know undocumented people could commit crime at a much lower rate than americans uh... because i'm not wanting to get deported and see just this this this whole myth of that there's a horrors of violent criminals you know that have come over is just that a myth
And it's just the amount of fear, which is part of it, that is being put out there. I know somebody very close to me works for a food bank, and that is part of a church. And they are talking all the time about, okay, a lot of the people they serve are undocumented.
They're having meetings about what do we do if ICE shows up and how do we deal with it? They're handing out cards to the people there saying this is what you do. So the fear is everywhere. And that's the point. That's the point. There was one raid that I guess the kids were like they didn't know if it was a shooter.
a shooter or ICE or, I mean, it's about terrorizing people. Yeah. And the thing is, though, is they're not just terrorizing the undocumented migrants. They're terrorizing everyone, which, again, I think is part of it, but I think that needs to be said. They're also threatening anybody who helps somebody who's undocumented. Are you supposed to ask everyone that you hand a bowl of soup to? Are you undocumented?
I mean, J.B. Pritzker said it, you know, none of us want violent criminals here, so if they're violent criminals, fine. We'll be happy to, but, you know, you can't just point, start pointing at people and that one's brown and let's just brown everybody up, which is what's happening, you know.
And treating them brutally on these flights. I mean, keeping them handcuffed on these planes. I mean, that's what happened with the Columbia flights. They were like, we're not taking people that you are treating so badly. That you're denying food, you're denying the ability to use the bathroom. I mean, like, no, these are human beings. Act like they're human beings.
You said, I talked to someone who was a House staff member at the Capitol on 1-6. He said he was disgusted by Republican representatives' reaction to the pardons. They were all scared they were going to die or get hurt. I was there. I saw them call their families to say they might not get home. I mean, the cowardice is just astounding, right? And Mike Johnson with a straight face.
being able to say, oh, well, that's fine. And we want to move on. And then they announced a new January 6 committee to investigate the old January 6 committee. At the same time, he's saying we want to move on from January 6. They want to rewrite the history of the problems that Americans care about right now, you know?
You know, really dealing with with the rise of bird flu with the rise of TB in Kansas. I mean the biggest he said nothing about what he's going to do about avian flu. You can't even get eggs and the ones you can are 37% higher. That was the whole thing he ran on. You know, we don't Bobby Kennedy gets in the same with chicken breasts, too. Yeah, I can't find chicken breasts or drumsticks or chickens deal of roasting chickens or anything.
Wait until the raids hit the meatpacking plants and the price of your bacon is going to go through the roof too. That was another one he kept talking about was your bacon. We've got breakfast for him is just bacon on top of bacon. The US gets most of its produce from California. It's rotting in the fields because
because workers are showing up. I mean, you've got, you know, and you also, he said, Trump put a target on Fauci's back and now he's pulled a security detail. Democrats just start calling this what it is. It's evil. It's tyranny. Fauci gave his whole life to help this country. If you work for Trump, he'll want you dead if you piss him off. He said that, like a sociopath, like I don't care if any harm comes to these people that I pulled security from. I have no responsibility. I have no responsibility if harm comes to them.
You know, and I mean Mike Pompeo to do it to Mike Pompeo who was so loyal for so long and You know it just wrote a book that where he said a few things that that pissed Trump off. Yeah, can I just I fellas rapping me for early
I got to get to a couple more of yours just because I hear here on all of them. A president can't declare anything unlawful. Only a court can do that even after laws are passed. Only courts can say if someone's broken the law. It'd be good to remember that. Yeah, stuff we need to write down. You said, look, I get that they're holes at heart, but if the billionaire's groveling before Trump, what's the use of having off money if you're not going to tell people to off? Thank you. I keep saying that. How much money do you
need for all of it, like all the money in the world Elon Musk. I mean, you know, and if they are doing something like threatening your family or you're threatening to take all your property away, you've got the money say, you know what, this is what they're doing. You know, if I had a billion dollars, I would be telling everybody, like I would walk down the street and tell everybody that annoys me to go F them. Thank you. Just randomly.
Finally, you said put AOC in a leadership position, AOC Crockett and Raskin are the Dems we need, straight talking with no rhetorical bull. I could not say here, here, more. Thank you, fighters. All right, I'm super long. She's going to kill me now. I love you, rude pundit. I love everything you say. That's what she said, but you already did. That's super long. All right, love you. I love you, rude pundit. I knew he was going to make a joke out of that.
Stephanie Miller. Oh, beautiful. Oh, it is the Stephanie Miller show speaking of beautish mom Jojo from jurors joins us for all of our number three Chris. Yes.
Okay, who said in California that millions and millions of gallons of waters are waiting to be poured down through already the half pipes that are already built. I mean, they've been built up for 40 years and about 20 years ago they turned off the waters of water that comes from the Pacific Northwest. Steamboat Willie.
That would be Trump in another edition of WTF, Donnie. None of that is a, a thing, true anything. Whatever. Okay. Uh, Yasha in Oregon, who apparently is keeping all our water in the half pipes and didn't turn on something. Hi. Good morning, Stephanie. Good morning. I have a really brief comment, just an experience this morning. Um, I, I post from the Guardian.
I was unable to open the app this morning. Uh-oh. It will not open. Uh-oh. I believe this would be Z Kyle news, I guess. Sure. Okay. Sorry, Yasha, hard break. JoJo from jurors coming up. Stephanie, remember the show?
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Trump, as you know, 18 independent inspectors general. You know, I'm not overly worried about that. It's not the first time people have come in and put their team in play. When you win a election, you need people in your administration that reflect your views. But very quickly, the law says he's supposed to do 30 days notice. He didn't do that. Do you think he violated the law? Well, well, technically, yeah, but he has the authority to do it. So I'm not, you know, losing a whole lot of sleep that he wants to change the personnel out.
I see so Lindsey Graham saying Technically to Trump break the washer. No does that matter anymore? No, I guess not Wow Wow Wow Lindsey also said that J6 pardons were wrong really
Have they leaked any voice count tapes yet? No? What did I mean by that? Allegedly? Right. That's what I meant. Okay. Hard to follow says us. Let me get this straight. Republicans would investigate Cassidy Hutchinson under false pretenses if it wasn't for the fact that they sexually harassed her. Republicans are the finest people, the finest.
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Ah, uh, MI6 nailed it. He said the orange man not coming to LA because he cares. He's coming to plant more seeds of destruction and delusion and turn to try to turn it red. Don't be fooled. Thank you. Just here to, you know,
Daddy was here. Pardon me. Daddy was here. Please stop with the daddy issues. I can't anymore. By the way, yeah, this is this is what happened. So the lies just get repeated over and over and over on Fox News. Sean Hannity, S. Mel Gibson. How bad has it been? You've been living through these wildfires. He his house burned. Yeah. He said you've been living. You read about the hydrants that don't have water. You read about cutting firefighters budgets. You read about the reservoirs that are empty.
So they just repeat the same, over and over again. They repeat the same lies about the fires. And then that's when we played the thing, him saying, well, I just feel like Daddy's arrived and he's taking his belt off. Oh my God. I'm glad Trump's here at the moment. Weirdos. You know, it's like Daddy arrived and he's taking his belt off, you know. Oh God, you weirdos. Let's go to why. Why did we stop calling them weird? We need to start that again. Yeah, yeah. Sue in Rockville. Hello, Sue.
Hey there, good morning. I want to thank the caller, excuse me. Reminded everyone that today was International Holocaust Remembrance Day. My parents were liberated on January 19, 1945. We will never forget. But I do want to remind people that Hitler just didn't target the six million Jews for elimination. He killed another five million non-Jews.
So if you, whoever you are, MAGA, Palestinian Americans who voted for Trump, Latinos in his Spanish who voted for Trump, if you all think you're safe, think again. No one is safe under fashion.
yeah well and that's why everybody's favorite me and miss first they came for the immigrants and i said something because i read the rest of the poem yes we read about we stand up we stand united we will defeat them we've defeated them before but we won't if we just
You know, bend those knees, kiss those asses, comply whether it's target, whether it's a member of Congress, whether it's media that, you know, Midas touch stood up to it's standing up, stopped working, standing up, contrarian is standing up. Rude, you guys, every day, we stand up. This is how we defeat it. My dad was in the resistance. We will resist.
But pay attention because they're trying to erase us. Yeah. Trust me, when they, another maggot asked me who's my daddy. I'm like, the guy buried in Arlington that was a Nernberg prosecutor. Thanks. You glue sniffing weirdo. Okay. It was also a goldwater Republican. Yeah.
Art tweets. Donald Trump on Gaza. I like Egypt to take people. You're talking about probably a million net people. We just cleaned that whole thing out and say, you know, it's over. Bravo, Jill Steinbolders. Thank you, Art.
writing with Harris said hey Michigan Arab Americans did you hear the felon Trump wants Jordan and Egypt to take Palestinians you know that's cold for no more Gaza no more Palestine it has it will be handed over to Israel's that what you wanted I we are just in litter I you know the around and find out dance every day it's gonna get worse yeah
Thank you to Sue's Point Calamity Jane says, Frances and Angela, Angela, right on target as usual. Fascist hate it when they think we are not afraid of them and we can still find joy in life and laugh, how they hate it when we laugh at them, especially. Saturday Night Live did a great opening bit. We cannot stop pointing and laughing. Let's go to Doug and Jersey. Hi, Doug. Hello, Doug.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Doug's not there, Mia. Okay. Anna in, let's try Anna in Cold Spring, New York. Hey, Anna. Hi. Hi. Um, I, thanks for taking my call. I was a little put off by the fewer warned song. Um, and that is because as a Democrat, a suffering Democrat who voted for Kamala, um, I think we also need to do some soul searching. And I think the Democratic leadership
We're warned as well. They were warned to stop sending bombs and our tax dollars to a rogue. A rogue state like Israel. A rogue. A rogue state. A rogue.
And I mean, do you really think that was the major factor? You know, particularly, people were warned that exactly what's happening now with Gaza was going to happen. He just put, he put a drunken rapist, allegedly, in charge of the Secretary of the Department of Defense that's on tape screaming, kill all the Muslims. He, you know, this is exactly what we knew was going to happen is that he's going to let Netanyahu flatten Gaza.
And also, let me point out that just because Netanyahu is a far-right war monger doesn't mean that Israel is a rogue state. Right. Right. That's incorrect. Right.
uh... joy read uh... said uh... miller steven miller in homin's goal co-bag she got that wrong hope that yes yes hope that is to shock and all blue cities to terrify whole communities they'll deliberately target businesses schools hospitals churches other places of worship they want americans to be afraid mayors and governors must stand up to them lawyers must get on standby uh... yet that's exactly it that's the point of terrorists is to terrorize you let's go to uh... uh... david india miami hi david
So welcome, Bella. This is your bionic brain speaking. I have the same birthday as Dan Quill and Ida Lupino. That's how I know she was in the Batman episode. The entrancing Dr. Cassandra, who let's move all the other prisoners until they... Wow. ...and help them become invisible. You are setting my nerd detector off to epic degrees. But you keep quoting it. And that's...
So just to blow away your nerdom, can we please have a whoopier summit by fugel thing or health sparks? I'll say the soft light, the regular left and the hard left. I'm sorry to set off the nerd detector to such a degree that it's just how automatically disconnected your call and I apologize. Yes. He mentioned health sparks and health sparks is joining us tomorrow.
Yes, fantastic. Yes. Steve says, hey, MAGA, like we keep telling you, you're guys a joke to the entire world and you are too for simping for him. Trump's calls with British leaders reportedly left the staff crying from laughter. That was in the independent this way. What was, did he just give a speech? Where did he just give a speech? And it was the same thing. They're just all mocking him on these two things. Yeah. Bullying tariff threats over and over and just...
Yeah, Sam Stein said Lindsey Graham said he disagreed with Trump on removing Palestinians from Gaza, pardoning all J-6 rioters, revoking protection for Bolton and Pompeo. And as we played, he also said Trump technically broke law on IG's. Andy declined to support Tulsi Gabbard. Oh, dear. Lindsey wandering off the reservation. Bonnie and Clyde are warning. America's in danger, girl. That's from Ghost. Right. And we already told her that. I know.
Who said, you don't need FEMA. You need a good state government, and when you have a problem in Los Angeles, you have your own essentially FEMA. You fix it yourself. Beanie and Cecil. No, stupid. It weren't Hitler. She's talking about, that'll be fun for the red states when they all get hit by disasters. These just, we don't need any more FEMA. Okay. Florida gets a hurricane or two every year.
Raising one brow says, what's Bella's blue sky? So we can start telling her that the five-in-time quote is from Grayson Frankie. Don't make her quit. I will make a blue sky, though. I will make a blue sky. OK. All right. That's where most of our people have landed. Yes. I deleted my Twitter. Oh, you did. Yes. Yes. Months ago. Oh, well, she's got more backbone than I do. Oh, well. You hang around just children of the future. You hang around just because people tell you that you're pretty. Hi. Michael in the Bronx. Hello.
No, because I got no place else to go. I don't quit anything. Hello. Hi, Michael. Great, you sexy liberal mama. Yes, hello. I got to give thanks to Bishop Mary Ann Buddy. Yeah. For Kelly off Trump and telling the truth right to his face. But then he proved
that he and Magus are not Christian as they claim they are. You know, all you have to do is just listen to us speak, voting scripture, tell you to show mercy, start treating people as people, as human beings, and not as things or property. And the fact that he couldn't just sit there and should take this as a learning lesson
for possible redemption. He's got her cause of public enemy and his people are wishing her death. Yeah, we see the true colors now. That's what Jesus would do. That's what Jesus would do is to threaten to kill people that ask for mercy.
Okay, Chris. Hi. It's a really good one. Just want to let you know. Okay, let's do this. Terrible things are happening outside. Poor, helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find their parents have disappeared. Who said that? Claire Bell, the cow. No, that would be Anne Frank from Anne Frank's. Oh, that was close.
Okay. Yes, ex-broken said he canceled cancer research. I can't wait to hear the apologists on that one.
because they pretty much are defending everything, right? Cancelling cancer, anybody? Making your prescription drug costs go through the... anybody? Bueller? Brian Tyler Cohen said Trump is so blinded by hatred for California, he's considering eliminating an agency that overwhelmingly helps red states. Yes, there's that.
Um, it does. DJ says in less than a week, he has protected terrorists, billionaires, cop killers, big pharma and cancer. Maybe you will get those cheaper eggs next week. Yeah, probably it's probably on the list of stuff to do. Still 1398 for 18.
here in Los Angeles. Thank you. Timothy said, is it hyperbolic to say Donald is an existential threat to human existence, his combination of insanity, stupidity, vindictiveness and power is beyond the pale. It's as terrifying as you think. In case you're wondering, is it me?
uh... and uh... cagey says uh... if rangela calls ice on your new half latina producer bella which half gets deported and does the remaining half keeper job yes yes
Alright, I need the thing. I need the thing. Is that right there? No? No, there's nothing here. Okay, fantastic. We're still getting our training wheels on, aren't we? Okay, we have JoJo from Juris for the hour, coming up 47 minutes after the hour. We roll along, Stephanie Miller, show. Stephanie Miller. Once again, something wonderful in my life has been turned into a giant crap fest.
It is the Stephanie Miller show. Joe Joe's and Jer's coming up are beloved for the hour. Joe Walsh, our buddy, our pal, says, respectfully, you Wall Street Journal. You know how utterly unfit Trump is to be president, but you endorsed him anyway. Don't write now about a new low. Not now. This is the lawless, un-American psychopath that you endorsed deal with it. Thank you. In our now-awarding file.
Now a warning? What is going on? Seriously, it is too late for signing dolls to get on the right side of history. Wall Street Journal shreds Trump most of recent vindictive whim as a new low. Trump's pulling of security protection for three of his former top aides who have all faced credible threats their lives have been slammed as vindict.
Seriously? You're right, Joe Walsh. This is exactly who he is and who he's always been. The Wall Street Journal tells Tairs Trump a new one over rotten January six pardons, another stain on his legacy. Oh my God, now we're warning again.
By the way, I'll go this one this morning. The Wall Street Journal Board warns that Bobby Kennedy is dangerous to public health and accused him of having deep conflicts of interest ahead of his confirmation hearing. But this is how they both sides us into this.
While preserving himself as a truth teller and slayer of government corruption, he's as slippery as Anthony Fauci. Oh my God, he does not in any way while still compared to Dr. Fauci, but this is exactly with them trying to like get on the right side of history, but still both sides in us. Might I point out, Dr. Fauci is a doctor and RFK junior is not a doctor. And also a lunatic. Yes. Who wants to ask you out?
Technically asked me to go falconing. That's what the kids are calling it. Okay, Senator Chuck Schumer. Yesterday, in the dark of night, President Trump fired at least 12 independent inspector generals at important federal agencies across the administration. This is a chilling purge, and it's a preview of the lawless approach Donald Trump and his administration are taking far too often as he's becoming president.
Okay, what it actually was 17 was up to 17 inspector generals. This was a late night massive purge on Friday evening. I just love this part of the termination seemed to violate federal law, but nobody seems to know what to do about that. It did because you're supposed to give 30 days notice. Right. Right. It did violate the law. No stinking badges.
One IG said it's a widespread massacre. Whoever Trump puts in now will be viewed as loyalists and that undermines the entire system. Right, that's the whole point of it is to, okay. Speaking of the guy we just played, who said, is this man with a known history of excessive drinking? The one you want on the other end of a 2 AM phone call on a crisis and control the nuclear codes?
liver lips McGraw. No, that would be Senator Chuck. Nonetheless, Pete Hegsef is in charge of the nuclear. I'll bet you he's drunk right now. Yeah, right. There's probably a kegger going on right now. Okay, a kegger in that, you know, in that middle of the Pentagon, that little park they have in the middle of the Pentagon. Representative Jamie Raskin on the pardons.
The Chairman began by saying the point here is to restore the rule of law. Can you even pretend to do that if you stand by and support Donald Trump, who on day one, as the Chairman of the Committee just said, day one of his presidency pardoned 1,500 insurrectionists, including hundreds of people who violently assaulted and attacked American police officers.
Ever since we had Harry done it, uh, sexy liberal. I saw him on TV all weekend. I just, I want to, I just want to hug him. I just want to call. I want to call on him on his face. Yes. Well, I mean, he's huge. So I couldn't get all the way up there, but you know what I'm saying? Okay. Representative, uh, nitty, uh, that, uh, the last was those people were criminally convicted and Donald Trump didn't care a bit.
about safer communities when he released those who were convicted of beating the s*** out of police officers. Oh. So don't come to us and talk about security and safer communities when you do that. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, and our friend, Terrace Atmeyer, who is still trying to find parking at the Warner Theater along with George Conway. I'd become friends with some of the officers who were
who spoke out about what happened to them on January 6th. And every American who sits there and tries to make the excuse that this election was about the price of eggs for them, and they try to completely ignore what Donald Trump promised he would do and the fact that he called those traitors, SOBs, hostages.
And patriots, how dare he? It spits on the honorable service of every person who wears uniform and swears an oath to protect this country. Yeah. Lisa in LA real quick. Hi, Lee's. Hi. Hi. I'm calling because I want to talk about a concept I thought of. I call it IKDO.
um politics and what it is is with ikey dole martial arts is you step aside and you let the idiot who is attacking you crash into the wall right behind you or off the cliff right like a funny cartoon like like uh yeah yeah
Yeah, and I feel like that's who we have. We have to be the roadrunner. We have to be wily, not wily coyote, but we have to just know what we mean. We need to be there and embarrassment. They don't feel shame, but they do get embarrassed and then they get when you earn and then they crash into the wall. Yeah, no, she is correct there. He is doing
Wildly unpopular things. Absolutely. So, you know, this wrecking ball is going to hit all of us and we just got to brace for impact. Yup. Mimi, JoJo from Jurors. YouTube superstar. Next.
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The president also said that his top priority was bringing down the price of things. Mass deportations of farm workers in California may be half the workforce are going to drive food prices through the roof. Mass deportation of construction workers are going to drive housing prices even more through the roof.
So which is it going to be? What is this real priority? Is it addressing the economic concerns of Americans? Or is it going to be this kind of mass deportation, family separation, randomized raids, which is what we're seeing? Thank you, Senator Schiff. It's the sign of the Times. I just gave the baby, Bella, our brand-new 22-year-old board up. I just gave her wine and gummy. Oh, you're going to need it. Come some airplane glue. Uh-huh.
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Come to me, I need you. Oh, Steph, I need you right now. We were just saying, off air, it really is, you're like, oh, it's the longest year ever. I'm like, it's January. We're not even a weekend.
she won who who from like you know what torture center invented dry January by the way i mean who's that's canceled it is canceled by the way yeah i can't even get through dry monday re on dry jane
I mean, we all know this is what Steve Bannon meant, right? By flood the zone. It's trying to make it so overwhelming that we are just demoralized. But we just can't be. But you wrote it. I have to say, you have got to read JoJo from Jersey this week because if you think it's you that you're taking crazy pills, you just wrote shock and Orwellian three days in on a scale of one to Britney Spears, the United States of America is currently somewhere between head shaving and butcher knife dancing.
We look as though we may have used a Sharpie on our water line during a JD Vance Smoky eye tutorial sometime last week. Our hair reeks of craft singles, white fish salad, and cigarette smoke, and we don't know exactly what day it is or what state we're in. That sort of, it just feels like getting hit by a truck, like a fascist truck.
Every day, it's like, okay, I can pull this off. Remember Jim Ward used to do, he used to do us crossing the street on PCH. Oh yeah. Getting hit by multiple cars. Uh-huh. He was a brilliant voice guy. He would just be like,
And I'm like, that's what it feels like. Totally. It's Frogger. Only you can't even get to that second layer of Frogger. You're just splat the first row of cars you're done. Right. Right. Where do we start? You were all over this under blue sky. You said the serial sexual abuser who bragged about grabbing a woman by the pussy has already appointed a Lifetime Supreme Court seat to a man credibly accused of sexual assault. Now he's appointed a man who's been credibly accused of sexual assault to lead our armed forces.
I was thinking, I wonder what Drunkie McRapey on the Supreme Court thinks of Drunkie McRapey at the Defense Department. I mean, we'll have to ask, like, Hokey McPewick here, also on the Supreme Court.
What do you think of drunken McRaepee and also, yeah? It's a renaissance of rapists, that's what we're looking at. Yeah. I know, and people will say, why are you guys laughing? Because we literally have to laugh or we would cry all day, right? I mean, it's bad. And I did. I cried like most of yesterday.
I woke up and I was just like, it all hit me at once. You know, I hit that one thing, that straw, so to speak, that it'll break the camel's back. It was like the smallest thing, it was like, my credit card got hacked and I had to call the bank and the card was late and I was like, but ma'am!
It was over. It was over. It's true. We just had my best friend Dr. Wanda on Friday, a psychologist, because we're all dealing with life stress. Everybody has life stuff going on. And then on top of this, and you said it too, you said it's really hard to forgive anyone who voted for this. I mean, really, I know they're saying, oh, well, you know, let's all unite now. I'm like, really? If you're for this, what's happening, then, you know, I don't know what to say.
I mean, I think the thing that kind of crystallized that the most for me, which made it the most difficult to sort of make any sense of any of this in reconcile anybody's choices, was the pardoning of the January 6 terrorists. I mean, when that happened, we have friends, you know, who were police officers who were there that day. When that happened, I was like, I can't forgive people who tell me, you know, but it's, you know, you can't lump us all into one category. It's like, but yeah, but I don't know. It's starting to feel like, if you're okay with that, you know, what aren't you okay with?
It's personal for a lot of us Joe for a lot of different reasons But you know you wrote as a rape survivor the very thought of having a sexual abusing commander-in-chief and a sexual abusing Secretary of Defense makes me want to throw up You know, but yeah, yeah go ahead
I mean just like to think about first of all what that dismisses in terms of what a survivor has to endure but also what it emboldens in terms of what kind of behavior is okay like Donald Trump speaks encoded language sometimes in the other day he was like oh you can't say a waitress is beautiful I just want to be able to say a waitress is beautiful that's not what he was really saying if you look at his cabinet right what he'm really saying look at him is he wants to be able to grab him by the you know what again because he said not once more than once that he believes as a star
You can do it. You can do anything you want. That's the kind of behavior he is trying to embolden and celebrate. And again, as a mother of both a daughter and a son, that is not the kind of behavior that I want them growing up believing is acceptable or something that they have to just embrace as a reality.
Yep, you serve all the weird ass sexual predator con men convict idiot losers to break democracy. It had to be that malevolent malevolent moronic melted circus peanut, really. Our country threw it all away for that reality TV, Nepo baby orange dip dump. What a waste. I just the amount of F bombs that you can drop in one post is first of all, gives me life. But that's the only way to process all of this.
It is cathartic, it let's just say. And the space is in places where I can just let them fly. I do as much as humanly possible. With the gaslighting, it really, well, you said a kind of funny maga wants us to get over January 6 and look forward, not back when they haven't gotten over the civil war, not to mention they just started another January 6 committee. So don't tell us you don't want to look back. You want to look back and rewrite history about January 6.
Exactly that. And people often say it's hyperbolic to say this is Orwellian, but if they would just stop being Orwellian and doing Orwellian things, maybe we would stop saying it's Orwellian because Orwell writes about books being rewritten. That is exactly what they're doing. It wasn't enough.
to just sort of whitewash and erase the reality of January 6th. They're creating a new reality. They are just like they've done now with COVID. The book bands that Republicans had underway for many, many years, now they're saying that was a hoax. It's truly the gaslighting of America. We have to stay really steady and really clear-eyed on what's happening because it's a lot at one time.
Well, yeah. And what we do is it's interesting. You said Donald Trump is daring us to stop him. He's daring the courts in Congress to stop him. If they don't stop him right now, they never will be able to. Congress stand up, do your jobs. I'm calling my pro-Ukraine Republican representative now. I mean, that was part of the effort. Just in the last couple of days, him saying it was Alinsky's fault.
the Ukraine war. I mean, it's just that he's trying to rewrite every part of history. And it's, but go ahead. I mean, it's like, it's like slut shaming Ukraine now. Well, maybe you hadn't worn that, worn that shirt, short skirt of freedom and democracy all over the way. That's what we said. Tight skirt and bent over the jukebox. Right? Exactly. Asking for it. Totally. Asking for it.
I mean, if somebody, if somebody, some barbarian broke into your house and they're like, we're just going to take your kitchen and two of your bathrooms and you have to play nice. And then, you know, some guy was like, well, you know, he, they are offering your one of your nicer bathrooms back. Like you're not going to make a deal with them. What are you talking about? They're just going to take up residence in most of your house. Yeah. Seems like a fair deal to me. Yeah. I thought I was going to fix this on day one, by the way. Yeah. Didn't you say it was in the war on day one? Yeah. Twenty four hours. Wow.
Yeah, you said piece of doesn't want us talking about how expensive the eggs We can't get our gonna be so we might as well hand Europe to to Putin on a silver platter I mean, it's all happening Joe. He's like what did he what was the phrase he used? We're just gonna clean up Gaza just to send them all somewhere. Yeah, else. Yeah What did we say Egypt said we're not taking them? What did we say? He's gonna let Netanyahu flatten Gaza? He's going to give you cream to Putin essentially. I mean and here we are
You can say whatever you want about the guy, but he is doing what he said. He was going to do all the evil that he said he was going to do. We were all going, by the way, guys, look, this evil, remember this evil? Project 2025 was his executive orders were rife with Project 2025. Exactly what he's doing to Gaza. Exactly what he's doing to Ukraine. Exactly what he's doing to our freedoms and January 6. I mean, all of it is underway. By the way,
The eggs are more expensive. If you could even get them, gas is more expensive. What's the upside? What is the Trump photo getting right now? Other than like made for TV, cops, deportations, like the red meat salaciousness of watching children crying for their parents. Like, what are they actually getting? And this is gonna be his whole foreign policy, Joe, just bullying and threatening for it, like Columbia. You know, it's like, here we go with the tariffs. And then, you know, now they're like saying, oh, they caved. It's like,
Well, we are just, I can't even imagine what this looks like around the world, what we're doing, right? I mean, first of all, we pay tariffs. The tariffs are not a threat against other countries. First of all, they're going to retaliate, but we're, the American taxpayer is going to pay tariffs.
It's not a foreign policy. And again, it's like, they're like, but we're gonna get the Panama Canal. Okay, genius, okay. Please explain to me what that actually means and what we've yielded somehow in not having control of the Panama Canal that is gonna make up for the fact that he's not doing anything about prices. We don't even have a functioning FDA, CDC, NIH, we're gonna get rid of FEMA. I think he saw everything with more than three letters and he was like, get rid of it.
Honest to God, because that was as much as he could read. And what is the people? We're going to make Canada a state, really? Is that going to work? Canada would like a word. On Greenland, he just said, I think we're going to have it. I think the people want to be with us. No. No. He said of Canada, Canada is the country that should be a US state. They'll get much better health care. They'll get better health care, really.
Yeah, Canadian's like, uh, no way. Oh, no, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
But this part, the, you know, Gaza, we'll just clean out that whole thing. And my friend Greg said, for the genocide, Joe voters who couldn't be bothered to vote for Harris because of the administration's policy on Gaza, I want to point out the Biden administration negotiated a piece. Trump wants the Gazans gone from Gaza.
which we warned you about this, right? It is so hard. It is so hard not to be like I told you so all the time and all day. Oh, Frangela lives at the top of I told you so they will stay there.
And you know what, as an Arab American, this is a really tough one for me because I got destroyed while they tried to destroy me on a regular basis for saying I supported Joe Biden's presidency and I supported Kamala Harris' candidacy because of genocide in Gaza and I'm not dismissing what has happened in Gaza and it is absolutely an atrocity, one that is attributable.
to Benjamin Netanyahu primarily, but I kept saying this very thing. What do you think the Muslim ban guy who is buddies with Netanyahu is going to do that is going to be better? Please tell me. And they couldn't, they couldn't, and they wouldn't, what they just kept saying was, I can't vote for either of them. Well, a vote for none either is a vote for Trump, and here you are. And I begged you.
Yeah. Oh, that's right. It's in your jungle. I forgot your Lebanese. I thought I read that lesbian first, but I was incorrect. It's Lebanese. It's just different. Boy, were you disappointed. Yeah, I was sincerely... It depends. I was like, oh, Lebanese. It depends on which way you look at it, Steph. I can go either way. You're still hoping. All right.
Leave her alone! Your leg is even performed for you bastards! Leave! Stephanie Miller! Please!
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Oh, hard to love it. JoJo from Jersey is here. Okay, you have got to re-link to her sub-stack. It's so hilarious. You were just what we need. I'm telling you. You said yes, it's invariably going to get worse. Kind of like a urinary tract infection left untreated until you find yourself speaking in tongues while driving the wrong way down the highway because you think you're Michael Land and filming an episode of The Little House and your minivan's actually a covered wagon and that wagon better.
Hurry to get the half pint to the dock before she comes to the fever. But for now, let's try to focus on the glass being half full. I mean, come on. That is some brilliant, brilliant writing. The fever dream. I drank too much bleach. Right.
Yes. Oh, that's right. You said, let's try to focus on the glass being half full, even if it happens to be half full of Clorox bleach. Only it isn't called bleach anymore, because now it's called curative. And we're supposed to drink it whenever we need a cleaning on the inside. And an extremely powerful light doesn't happen to be immediately available. So this is fine. We're fine. Everything's fine. It's only been three days since the Tinkle Tape Trader's T-moon Auguration. Three days!
The weekend, oh my god, it just becomes, I was saying, you knew this was going to be big and loud and dumb and just, you know, TV reality show stunts for the Fox News, you know, crowd. And here comes Dr. Phil. And apparently they were told to wear, what were they told to wear?
It's the Hunger Games, right? Like, when are we going to get to sponsor a migrant? Like, when are we going to get, like, when is that happening?
Like, this, you know, migrant deportation raid isn't brought to you by Walmart. Like, when is that coming? Because you know that's coming. It's like the running man, the hunger games. I mean, this is what we're looking at. It's cops. I mean, this reality TV model, only these are real.
human beings and real lives into real society being traumatized in real time. Yesterday in my town right here, there was a, it was luckily not true, but the people were spreading, sending a message and video that ice was here and the kids were running scared and kids in my town were hiding because they actually thought it was true that ice was coming for them here in my town. But yes, let's make sure that people like Dr. Phil dress so that it's
Chris just handed me this, right? They're like, it's not a big dumb TV stunt. Oh, here's Dr. Phil. Your Dr. Phil mannerist and ice raid floor to see Dr. Phil there are right along. I mean, I literally, that's the only instruction I got. Make sure you wear TV ready jackets with giant ice things on it. I mean,
Oh my god, it really is. Is it squid games also? I can't keep all the games. There's a little squid game in there. That one is a little... Is it yes? Actually, well, for TV, they would 100% do that, but it would be, again, the people that they deport or the people that they arrest or whatever they're doing, and then they would make them participate in the squid game. Yeah, more JoJo from jurors next.
I think the image at that inauguration of him putting billionaires up there, you know, it shows who he's going to be beholden to.
Yeah, thank you, Tammy Baldwin. Okay, would you like a script from our adiocracy, JoJo from JERS? Some of the scooped up in the raids appeared to be confused as to why Dr. Phil is there to watch them get hauled away. Would you like the actual dialogue? Here we go. Sure. Uh-huh. Uh, you've never been deported before, Dr. Phil asked the man. You're Dr. Phil? The man replied, you look like Dr. Phil.
Yeah? Dr. Phil responded, how do you know me? I seen you on Dr. Phil! Oh my god.
Okay, JoJo, this is why I desperately needed your writing this week. It has been three days. It feels like, well, this was a couple days ago, you wrote this. It feels like three years, 71 days, 16 hours, nine minutes, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You said it feels like we've already endured three years of being forced to sit on a heated leather car seat until our ass cheeks itch all over, but we aren't going to scratch them.
so we have to just sit there hot and itchy and mad and sad and worried and the itching will never stop and that's because and that's when they bring in the kindergarten class it's just been handed plastic recorders and instructed to perform baby shark on repeat and just when we get to the point we thought we might break us to listen to one more second of that cacophony of high-pitched off-key notes as they bounced off our brain like particularly enthusiastic ping-pong balls Steve Bannon walks in okay you don't want to know the rest oh no no no no no no
It is exactly what it feels like. My ass cheeks are itchy. Okay, Steve Bannon walked in while feeding on a Rokeford stuffed durian that had been left in the South Carolina sun for a week. Okay, I get it. It's almost like your piece comes in sniff and smell. It's like... Scratch and sniff. Is that what I'm thinking? Scratch and sniff. I think that is Steve Bannon's secret code name. You can smell him through the...
I swear, isn't part of it. We've talked about this before. The reasons we're here is this, I don't know what we call anymore, toxic masculinity or whatever. Give me Jesse Waters. This was his hot take on Doug Emhoff going grocery shopping with Kamala Harris. The New York Post Carter grocery shopping with Doug E. Fresh. What kind of husband goes grocery shopping with his wife?
A good one? A normal one? Oh my God. Well, not one like Jesse Waters gives his young producer associate a flat tire while married and his wife is home with their young twin daughters so that he can get the girl in his car to ultimately date her and eventually leave his wife for her. Not that kind of guy.
Yes, as someone's tweeted, one who's those whose masculinity isn't threatened by a straw. If you recall, he has, let's review, he has previously railed against men drinking milkshakes, taking bubble baths, licking ice cream in public, or using straws in a so-called bid to boost traditional masculinity, which I'm not.
These are the same guys who have like the nutnooker, right? Like the microwave for their ball? Oh, they tend their testicles, right? Yes. Yeah. Wasn't that a Tucker Carlson? Yeah. Well, he, he, he chandered his butthole. Oh, well, that's much more manly. Yeah. What? I thought they were nuking their nuts for some reason. I guess I had it wrong. Back once, so to speak. All right. Men, women, everybody wants to call and hit on Joe Joe. Hi, Nancy in Virginia. Hello. You're on with Joe from Chairs.
Oh, is this JoJo from Juris? I saw you on the Stephanie Miller show. Oh, that's right. I'm calling the Stephanie Miller show. Yeah, you are. Yeah, no dumb joke. I know. All right. JoJo, this is Nancy. I saw you at the train station, Union station last month and said, are you coming to the Stephanie Miller show? And you said, hmm, I think so. Maybe. And then I saw you at the Greek group and greet me. And I'm like, yes, yes, we're here. And you came and she said, oh, I came because of you.
Oh. You know how that does my heart good? I love this woman. I know. We were like band girls, yelling at her across the road at Union Station last month. I found my two fans, Doug. It really looked like I did my girlfriend. That's JoJo. Look, I think. JoJo and she looks up.
I felt like I was meeting a rock star. I love you too. I love you for JoJo. Thank you for everything you ladies do. I'm just a JoJo from Jersey's delivery system. I'm very secondary in this whole call. Thanks for giving us JoJo.
preferable by a factor of many. When we had a guy that, you know, because guys, because Wizard Tommy gave up, and he said, go, George, can I come up to her? Oh, just call back. God. Okay. I just, more from Steffi's book club, reading JoJo from Jersey this week, just because she is all of us.
You said eggs are more expensive. They're still a war in Ukraine, but at least he reversed decades old protections against workplace discrimination. Free to January 6 terrorists made medication more expensive, gotten into a fight with a pastor and shut down half of our public health agencies.
It's a lot. Oh my God, it's a lot. I still rely on things. A womanizing, raging alcohol, day drunk, who's never so much has led a Girl Scout troop armed with thin mints to the front of a Walmart is about to be tapped to be run by Defense Department. The most rapidly dangerous Trump-humping January 6 mouth-breathing crocodile diets have been handed a lifetime, get out of jail, free card, the FDA, CDC, NIH have been closed for the season, the reason it's freezing. Is that what they said? That's it.
That's the official reason leaving our collective health and safety looking like a 14 year old movie Usher sitting on the curb outside of suburban mall in pre cell phone 1984 while waiting for his pink puka shell necklace wearing big brother Rocco to come pick him up after work only he's not coming anytime soon in the Usher has to walk in the dark through the bad part of town alone.
Yes. Now, you are, you're writing this so descriptive. I'm like, so hard to be after Michelle's. I had pukashells. I wore pukashells as 10 years ago. I got to say real quick, I have to say that there are so many, what do you call those? Like the hidden mikies, I call them the hidden mikies. You know, like the Easter eggs, I hide all these Easter eggs in my post now because, Steph, as you know, I found a fella. I found a fella. You have a fella. You have a fella? What? This is new. You can't drop that bomb and run.
He understands. So those are little references he understands. I put them in there and then people are like, how would you come up with bookershells? And I'm like, I don't know. You can confirm our texts are like teenage girls anyway. We text these filthy texts back and forth. And yeah, which I saw back stage at DC sector level. She's like, I have a boyfriend. I'm like, oh, yeah.
Okay, they are though, but it's just a temporary, you know, set back to like fully embrace my lesbianism and we become yes until you are my betrothed forever. Yeah. Yeah, right. Listen, Lebanese is close enough to lesbian for me.
We're shooting the anger nades and finger bangs. All right, one more from from Steffi's book club reading JoJo from Jersey. All of this while the melting circus peanut prattles on about who the knows what on state TV the cult explains the way they're exploding penis rocket Hitler. That's Elon Musk.
Not once but twice not too salute on his Czechs notes, autism and Star Trek, and nose-candy Nepo baby Don Jr. travels the world with engorged tick-head King of the Insels, Charlie Kirk, in search of homeless island people they can pay to pretend to love America. I mean, your writing is just, it's so perfect and necessary right now, JoJo, because it really, it is like an acid trip meets a Fellini film.
Yeah, it is. Inside the Mad Libs. Inside Lord of the Flies. It's just any reference you can throw in there. And you just summed up, I don't even think you got to this weekend. This is just the first three days, right?
Honestly, it was like, I mean, I saw a picture of like the Mona Lisa, and she's like smoking a cigarette, and she's all strung out. And it's like day three. It's like, that's kind of where we are now. I mean, it is really important. There's not enough memes, right? Like those ones like, oh, this has been the longest year ever. Girl, it's only January. It's hard to believe it's January. You're seeing the meme of Kermit shooting up. Like, that's where we're at now.
The Muppets are just coming out. Oh my god, you finished the same so-called quote unquote president of the United States who granted freedom to white supremacists who beat up the police and his name was demanding an apology from a pastor who asked him to show mercy on our fellow man in the name of Jesus. He's left the Paris Climate Accord in the World Health Organization, expanded the death penalty, made an unconstitutional arrangement with a social media platform. His own party says his Chinese spyware.
It's a lot. It's a lot, as you say. It's like we're taking an involuntary road trip in the back of a beat-up conversion van, driven by a blind raccoon, hopped up on ketamine, and the only radio station they can get to tune in plays superstar by the carpenters on a loop all day long. All right, you lost me there. I love the carpenters. I could listen to superstar all day long.
That song is like Chinese water torture to me. I'm sorry. I don't like it. I'm sorry. I know people can I remember she died when I was in college and my college friend Angela I came in and she she pulled all the you know blind so it was completely dark in her room and she just played carpenters all day long and just cried and drink wine. Drink wine.
Sorry. You just said, this is three days. Thank for the memes, mall back, and the rediscovery of the love of my life and you guys. Yeah, all of that's what we have, Joe. All of us, like I'm telling, I tell people, I call you, I text with you, I call about this guy, talk to, you know, friends. I mean, we all, that's all we have is each other. And you guys, you know, like on social media, by text, whatever, you're, we're all kind of trying to hold each other up right now, because that's what we got to do.
Oh my gosh, a thousand percent stuff. That is what I think is the antidote to all of this. We can never lose sight of it because as long as we stick together and I say that I sound like a kumbaya or a Coca-Cola commercial from the 80s, but honestly, I would like to buy the world a Coke. I mentioned Coke seven times. But I love it and we're going to do it together. We are. We keep talking to each other, connecting with each other.
Well, Joe, I keep saying it, but there still are more of us than them. You know, the majority of people did not vote for him any time, one of the times. So 75 million of us voted for Kamala. I'm telling you, there is an epic amount of effort out and find out going on. Even Trump voters like going, what, what, what, you know, the
Clearly weren't paying attention, but you've got independence. You've got people that didn't vote that are waking up and going what the actual, you know, so we just got to keep on keeping on. And like you say, you can't let them, you know, despair is there is what they're hoping for that we just give up that we're so overwhelmed by all this.
And the only way to do that is that each of us has to do a little so that none of us has to do it all, right? So like each of us does a little to hold each other up every day so that no one has to carry everyone at the same time. And you're exactly right about the demoralization and the dehumanization and the impact of them trying to just get us so disheartened that we give up and lean into the despair. And that's just not what we're going to do. Like you said, it's a plurality now majority. Well, Bella have any idea how to find heroes of democracy.
It was in there. It just type in heroes. That Bob Sesca just sent us because I will say, like D.C. Sexy Liberal, you, Olivia Troy, Harry Dunn, you know, these are the Bishop Buddy last week, right? I mean, oh, well, yes. Well, you are all, you are all. Well, maybe not. Bell is training. It's OK. It's OK. But to your point, I was going to say, let's do in the J.B. Pritzker just did Chicago Sexy Liberal. Here he is.
President Trump ought to be calling that out. If he doesn't agree with Elon Musk, if he doesn't agree with two SIG Heils at his own rally and backing a party that backs Nazis, then he ought to say so. Why isn't Donald Trump speaking out?
By the way, he gets under Trump's skin like no one else because he's a real billionaire. Of course, that's why they're going to Chicago first. They're going to blue cities to terrorize people. They're doing it here in LA in the middle of us being in this wildfire disaster, you know, to try and terrify like blue cities. But I love Jamie Pritzker because he's just like, you know, nobody none of us wants criminals here. We'll help you with that. But we're not going to just when you go, there's a brown person or you don't have a warrant. Yeah.
Right? Everybody agrees with that. Yeah. Yeah, and Newark here in New Jersey, and they rated a business, by the way, Cyronics, and all these do-nothing immigrants are always getting rounded up where they work, but, you know, apparently they don't do nothing all day long. But they, yeah, they detained a U.S. citizen who was also a veteran. They didn't have warrant, but like, they just snatched him up with this group of people, because they looked like them. So sure, yeah.
Let me see your papers, please. Doesn't chill anyone else to the bone. Like, you know, and he has to defend that these are his actual military papers. I mean, it's okay. You and everyone that's done sexy liberal panel is, you know, is... Defending our nation from the clutches of fascist idiocracy. We proudly present heroes of democracy! Okay.
Stephanie Miller. Why don't you dip yourself in flour and make a skyscraper?
Speaking of my love, there she is. JoJo from Jersey. Bill says, sexy liberals, your DC show was simply hilarious. Get some rest, come out swinging. That's true. JoJo from Jersey, amazing. Thank you so much for doing that. Harry Dunn, Olivia Troy, amazing, amazing. Jim says, dearest beautiful Stephanie, which is the entire reason I read this. Of course. Most people just ignore me to get to JoJo. People are learning how to get their emails read on the air.
Jim and Phoenix says the inspectors general that Trump fired are tasked with rooting out their particular agency's waste fraud and abuse, which could be the names of his three oldest children. That's funny. Meanwhile, Eric's like, who are his children? Did you see Eric when Bishop Buddy was talking? He was like, I don't know what's happening right now. Dogs are all beef, but what about the bun? Is that beef too?
The whole time he was thinking about hot dogs. All right, in approaching fascism news, TikTok users who once saw the app as a haven for free speech say these he signs of censorship after the platform was revived by executive order by Trump who banned it. And then look what I did. I was almost certain he was going to say he started the fires out here. And then I put him out. You're welcome.
One user said a satirical video he created in response to Musk's Nazi thing appeared, was first tagged as misinformation. Another posted a video to TikTok criticizing Trump. I tried to post six times to TikTok. It wouldn't let me because of censorship. So then she put it on, I think, threads or something. That was about his response to Bishop Buddy. Right. JoJo, it's...
This really, that's what they're trying to do is, that's why I love that you just keep putting the truth out there because they're trying to control all the information spaces. That's what this is about. They control the vertical and the horizontal, right?
A thousand percent, although Donald Trump also is trying to control the lean. But yeah, no, I mean, that's why we got to go to this. We do have to go to Blue Sky. We have to go to Substack. Substack, friends. Substack is a friendly place. I mean, I'm not. I do not work for them. I love it over there. It's an incredible community. It's not owned by one of the broil of darks, at least not yet. But we have to find our places and spaces and keep standing up and speaking out.
Because people are going to continue to bend the knee. You saw this last week, a meteorologist was fired at a CBS affiliate one day after a post condemning Elon Musk or the Nazi friggin weathercaster got fired. And it was a private account. It wasn't a public account either. But at least they're their daddy's back. At least he's taken off the belt.
This is Trump Central. This is Do Not Bend the Knee Central. JoJo from Jersey, we've linked to everything. The are you getting me on sub stack? JoJo from Jersey on Patreon, exit 45 podcast. I love you with the heat of a thousand white hot sons. I love you very much. I love you guys. I love you. Love you. Keep us sane. Oh my God. I love you so much. See you tomorrow on this Stephanie Miller show.
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