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This is a head gum podcast. Pretty little episode. Well, well, well, all three of our handsome faces.
Together. Oh, that's a pretty little episode. All is well. We've reunited in it. That's right, May. What does it feel? Good. Yes. Oh, my Lord. This is a special, pretty little episode because we're out and has a headset on. I have a headset on. Can I take your order?
but we're closing out one year and heading into another. Are you guys feel about that? I feel really good about it, really good. Apparently, numerologically, the next year is a goody. Oh, wait, for you or for everyone? For me. Sorry, just for you. Okay. Yeah.
What's on the horizon? Yeah. Yeah. This psychic said a lot of growth, a lot of expansion. And yeah, because I was like, oh, I think I'm just going to be like nesting, settling down. She was like, no, next year, 2025 is a big, fun year, crazy travel growth. And then she said, 2026, that's when you're nesting.
Wow. I like that little bird. You know me. You know a little bird. Spread my wings and fly in. But then nesting. And then nesting. That's the little bird. I bet next year is going to be great for you guys too.
We'll see. I haven't been to a psychic yet. Why do you bet that next year is going to be great for us? Are you just trying to be positive? I think so. Yeah, I just feel bad being like being the only one who's going to flat my wings. Sore. We don't know what's in store for us to have yet to see a psychic. No, but we should together. We should. God.
Please, the psychic will be there to try and figure out what your relationship is. We found your group on for the two for one psychic reading. Okay, and are you two, are you two a couple? I know we're a podcast cohort yet. You tell us. We're a podcast couple. We're actually in a thriple. Our other one has already been, so.
We'd like to know, are we soaring? Yeah. I always like a new year, you know? You shed the last, this year has been good and positive for the most part. A couple of little hiccups here and there, but I still like the freshness of a new situation.
Me too. I hate the pressure of resolutions, though. I don't do all that. I do them throughout the year. Yeah, yeah. That's smart. Yeah. Every morn with your morning coffee. I haven't been drinking coffee. Really? Yeah, so healthy. I've gotten really into my morning smoothie that I just don't even remember. I just don't even want coffee. Every now and then, I had some coffee yesterday, but I can't believe how much it kicked me off coffee. That's weird. Harry Bazaar.
Have you guys ever had like a really electric New Year's countdown kiss? Oh, good question. I mean, with my wife, I'm sure. So many electric kisses where our mouths are sparking. New Year's Eve, in my opinion, is always kind of anticlimactic. It's all this build up and then you're like, five.
Four, three, two, one. Yes. It's here. We're still. Yeah, it feels like you're about to lift off, but you know, yeah. So if you had an electric kiss, I guess that would be a nice cherry on top, but usually Jack's not have a smooch and, you know, she shoves a strawberry in her face. I shove a macernoon or whatever is nearby me in my face.
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And then we're in the new year. It just feels very new years. I don't like strawberries, so that's not on my plate. So I was trying to scramble to think of a different dessert. I totally understand. You have to mention the chocolate dipped strawberry. You're right, you're right. I left that important part out. It's so important. And then we have a handful of grapes.
We kiss the grapes, our tradition in Spain. For New Year's? Yeah. When it hits, they have a whole thing where you go into like the, they do like public. She's laughing arms. I'm laughing arms like May, sorry. But also you can do it at home. And they hand out a bag of 12 grapes. And at midnight, like a clock.
Brings every like how many ever seconds and you pop a grape in your mouth. That's a lot of grapes. It's a lot of grapes. That's dangerous. Yeah, but it's their tradition. I did it in Barcelona. I've never noticed your accent before. I only want to say Barcelona.
Yeah, I thought you were Australian. That is their tradition. I don't know, look it up, try it. You know, in Japan, at New Year's, people get a bowl of warm soba noodles. That's how you bring it. Are you guys making things up right now? No, I swear. A bowl of warm noodles in Japan.
I'm not making mine up. I read that that's a tradition. I shoved 12 grapes in my mouth, and now it's a tradition in Barcelona. I believe it's pronounced Barcelona. How do you say razor blades? Oh, I did get corrected on that. It's rise up. Yes.
Yeah. Oh, my bad. Yeah. It's rise up, rise up, rise up lights, not raise up lights, but honestly, either works.
But thank you to our lovely listeners for pointing that out multiple times. Okay, but how do you say rise up lights and Spanish? How do you say, uh, how do you say paella? I guess I just said it. Yeah. In that one. So you're right. Normal paella. Yeah. Yeah. It's the, it's the thing with the, this thing from a less sumo de pinia gracias.
Uh-huh. Anyway, enough about that. Guys, we have to answer some questions. We sure do. I really forgot that we were doing that. Yeah, let's do that. Did you think we were all just mating on Zoom to hang out? Yes, I know, yeah. Why not? Let's do it. Yeah. Hello, handsome. It's Jen from just East of Toronto. Hey. My question for you is if
There was a movie made about your life. What are three songs that would be included on the soundtrack? Three. That's whoa. I would definitely have that song story of my life. Yeah. That's a good one. One direction. Oh my god. I didn't know that you were into that song. That's my karaoke song. I love that song. Me too.
I love it and I can't play cool about it. Yeah. So that's going to be in my movie. Look at you. The best part is where it kind of breaks down. It gets quiet and then and then Zane sort of breaks it down. Story of my life. I don't know it well enough to, you know, to name the boys. No, no. In fact, I didn't even know Harry Styles is in one direction until recently, but I love that song. Okay.
That's maybe opening credits. Oh, and then I can't decide. There would have to be an Indigo Girl song in there. 100%. Get out the map. Because it would be like, and then take traveled from Colorado. Get out the map. Get out the map and it's you in a car.
Oh, yeah, there'd have to be an in-a-go girl. But also pretenders. You can have all three. You could have, you could go. I can't think of one song. You've already got five. Willie Nelson, there would have to, Ray Charles. Okay. You don't know me. Oh, that would have to be in there. Just like right when you're falling for somebody. Oh, yeah, kind of. Okay, so that's like maybe you meet Stephanie. Yeah. Or when I met Fortune. Yeah. My life partner.
Mine would be when I'm right when I'm born, I want breathe, Pink Floyd, I think. You know the black Sabbath song that's like bomb. It goes, what is this I see before me? I want that.
I'm a baby and I open my eyes for the first time and I look around and I'm like, what the fuck? And then I think I want Spice Girls. Colors of the world, I get it. Yeah, spice up your life. Yeah, maybe.
I mean, Benny in the Jets is my favorite time. Oh, that's a good one too. Maybe my team is like an Elton John. Yeah. Or maybe, what if I picked really filthy, filthy, you know, nine inch nails? I want to fuck you like an animal. Oh, yeah. On the day you're born. I could see that. That's later.
No, that's later. That's later. Good. No. This doesn't fit. You know what? I also, just to be on the nose, I want Gladys Knights. What is the name of the song? If anyone should ever write my life story. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, you're picking Barry. Well, I want to pick the ones that I'm talking about, my story. I like Gladys Knight. I would do Midnight Train to Georgia, but then I'd be like,
You know, when I moved LA, LA proved too much for the man. Yes. And then I would come back and go, I'm actually from North Carolina, but you guys get. Can we do Gladys Knight right now? We're using Gladys and I'll do the pips. Okay. Wait, what do I do?
L.A. You can pimp and prove too much for the man. Too much for the man. Take this was your idea. So he's leaving a life. I'm forgetting which one is the constant. He's leaving, leaving. All of it not changed, judge. Leave it on him and not train. Said he's going back.
Going back to fine. Going back to fun. This isn't going well. This is really balmy. I know you will. That's what I wanted to do. I know you will.
We're almost there. Maybe at one of our next live shows. We'll have it down. You know what I want? When I arrive on the planet, I want Circle of Life from the Lion King. That's a good one.
Yeah. Maybe it's in John. Have you guys exhausted enough? I feel like there's like eight songs in here. Okay. Yeah. Let's hear. Let's hear her answer. Maybe. Oh, wait. I can add another song if you want. Yeah. Let's do it. Not button. Joe, the button maker. No, maybe Brandy Carlisle, the story. Of course. Okay. That's enough. I did Gladys Knight. That's a good one. And then maybe a Celine Dion song. New day.
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All right. My first song would be Lose Yourself by Eminem playing right before I won a really big championship in women's box lacrosse with my team. The second one would be Van Morrison's Into the Mystic. The third one would be from a Belgian band called Kay's Choice and it would be the song Believe.
That's amazing. Case choice. That's a blast from the past. Well, thanks for your question and answer. Yeah. Thanks, Jen. That was fun. All right. What's next? I'm AJ. I'm from Maryland. First of all, love the podcast. I love each of you all. And the podcast kind of gives us
A little bit of insight into your personal eyes outside of the stage and film. So I just love the podcast. I hope you all keep going. But my question is kind of based on tick because I'm a fan and when I describe her.
to other people, I'll usually say, oh, she's like the female version of Larry David. And generally, people will get it. So I'm curious if you all have been described as either another comedian or just someone with a huge personality that we would all know. And did you agree? Or you're like, no, that's not me. Like, Tig, do you?
Thank you're the female version of Florida. Do you think that? That is hilarious. That is hilarious. I mean, I know I have, you know, I don't know what it is outside of my personality where I'll be a curmudgeon.
But I don't think I'm crumogeny. I think I'm just dry. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I can see, I can see that that would be like kind of a... But you don't get worked out like him. You don't have that kind of manic... Yeah. I don't get... Yeah, you're not a man. I'm more like, this is really... Yeah. Yeah. Let me think this through here. And not as neurotic.
No, I don't feel neurotic at all. I mean, do you ever... So maybe she's wrong. I think we answered that one. Did you guys ever have in the early days, like before you kind of had your own... Like, I used to... I mean, still, I will just get compared to any gay comic. Like, any queer, born female comic. Like, it's just like, oh, maybe, like, you know, like Ellen or Tig or, you know,
I don't think we're that similar, but that's like the lazy comparison. But also, I don't know. I get compared to inanimate objects a lot, like a lamp or a Q-tip. Specifically those, or you just saying- Don't see you as a lamp. I can see a Q-tip. Yeah. Those two came to mind that I've heard. And then also, I told you my co-star recently said I have mosquito energy or things like that.
Things like that, weasel. You know, May is like a Q-tip with mosquito energy. Yeah, famously. I just usually get compared to any comic that's a larger size as I am. So they just kind of pack us all in together. Yeah, lazy. I sometimes have, I don't, other than we have blonde hair and
are, you know, kind of out there at times and some people have thought I was Bridget Everett. Hmm. Okay. I've had people say, um, you both sing that they love my show. And I'm like, what, the podcast? And they're like, oh, no, the one on HBO. And I'm like, okay.
I love Richard, she's amazing. Amazing, but we are so different. It is funny when people come up and they'll go, oh my God, I love your show. And then I'll say, what show? And they'll laugh at me and go, you're blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, well, that's not my only show. I have my podcast as your show, my stand-ups a show. I'm on this TV show or what I'm showbiz. You know what I mean? I'm showbiz. Yeah. And when people have congratulated me on whatever show I've been on and I haven't been on,
I was like, thanks. Well, I'll tell you, I didn't say who people compared me to, which of course people say Tom Cruise as far as like looks and stuff. What I thought was interesting when I first dated Stephanie was, I reminded her of Bob Dylan. Hey, interesting. You know what? It's so interesting. I kind of get it.
I think that's so funny to see that. There's a phase of his life where he had no time for press and stuff and he was in no direction home. He's just gone electric and he's pretty cool. Yeah, I see that. I don't know. I'll have to ask more about it, but those days are gone. Do you think she means because your voice is like,
Good morning, Stephanie. Good morning. That's probably the best I could sing. That's good, May. That was good. Yeah. I love that question. Let's get one more before we ski out.
Hi, fortune. May and tag. I'm a big fan. My name is Rachel from the Valley. When I just got my first kitten. He's a little black and white tuxedo cat. And I cannot for the life of me pick a name. I have a dog named Ziggy and the cat is his little brother.
but I have no idea what to call him every three days. I'm changing my mind. Love your help. It sounds like she's going to cry. Yeah, like we woke her up. Maybe we should whisper.
I had my very first cat was a little tuxedo kitten. I got her when I was two and I named her stripe and she didn't have a stripe on her, but I remember thinking that was a cat name.
Yeah, that's a good name. I called her Stripe. Stripe. So if you want to keep that tradition going and call your little tuxedo kitten Stripe, please do. I have two suggestions. Oh, great. Okay. I thought of cookie from black and white cookies, you know? Mm-hmm. So cookie, mm-hmm, if it's a girl. Yeah. And because what I think of tuxedos, I think of fancy. Fancy.
Or handsome. Oh my God. What do you mean? Fancy? I'm a thing of a hand. I was thinking of Reba Reba McIntyre. Fancy. Fancy. What was her name? May. What's yours?
When I think of tuxedas, I think of putting on the ritz, maybe ritz, maybe ritz, maybe penguin, or something, but then also I really, who wears the tux? Whoever's hosting the Oscars, call it Oscar, Oscar. Interesting. I love our brains go. I feel like we really gave
this person a lot to work with a lot of names. Hopefully she can go back to sleep. Yeah, get some rest. Sleep well Rachel. Hopefully you can go back to sleep and just snuggle in with Oscar, Oscar, handsome Oscar. Fancy. Let's try cookie. There's
Cookie. Is there anything, is there like a combination of the three of our names? Like how would you, if you were going to ship us, for instance? We were like a Hollywood truffle. Yeah. Like, what would you call? Now I'm listening, let's go back to that sidekick as a truffle.
Matifo. Matifo. Where's the fortune? Fortune. She's called fortune. Okay, Matifo. We're just peedering out like mumble at Matifo.
That's what happens at the end of the year. That's right. You're tired. You're really tired trying to name your trouble. Yeah, it's exhausting. I mean, what a treat. This is always a fun time. I love doing the one-on-ones with you guys on the pretty little episodes because it's just a fun vibe there, but I always love it when we're together too.
Yes. Me too. This is the best way to head out of the new year. Absolutely. Head into the new year. Whatever. Blast off. We just really appreciate everybody who listens to our pod and has been since we started. We are so excited for the next year and all the good stuff to come. Yeah, we have so many fun live shows coming up and recordings and more merchandise headed your way. And yeah, just the vibe of the listeners that
Good people. Yeah. Like you tell on our Instagram page, there's so many funny comments and kind comments. And the community that's building around it and seeing people like wearing the gear at shows and then finding each other and chatting, it's amazing. Oh my gosh. I had my show in Toronto the other night, just like the most subtly handsome dude sitting in front row and his pretty little lady. Yeah, sure. Oh, I love her. I'm not sure whatever it was.
I did a show in Santa Rosa. I saw so many handsome shirts and pretty little lady shirts in the audience. It was wild. Very, really great. Thank you guys for supporting that. And yeah, we'll be in Nashville and Austin in April. So get those tickets. Tickets are going fast. Boom. And until next time, keep it pretty handsome.
Handsome is hosted by me, Mae Martin, Tignotaro, and Fortune Feamster. The show is produced, recorded, and edited by Thomas Willett. Email us at HandsomePod at gmail.com. And please follow us on social media at HandsomePod. What a podcast. What a podcast. What a podcast. That was a hit gum podcast.
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