meet our interns w/ Quen and Larri
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January 31, 2025
TLDR: The podcast mentions they have interns who use 'sniffies', but no further explanation is provided.

In this lively episode of the podcast, hosts Quen and Larri introduce their new interns in a humorous and engaging way, sharing insights into their lives, experiences, and the hilarious dynamics of their friendships.
Introduction of Interns
- The episode begins with a playful banter about how the hosts decided to hire interns due to the busy operations of the podcast.
- Quen emphasizes that they were selective, jokingly referring to their preferences about who can work with them.
Dynamic Friendships
- Quen and Larri reminisce about their long-term friendship and how they have known each other for nearly a decade, often reflecting on the younger versions of themselves at past events like VidCon and Playlist.
- They share funny anecdotes about their early interactions at conventions, highlighting the sometimes chaotic and wild experiences they shared.
Personal Experiences and Humor
- The conversation takes a deep dive into their past romantic experiences, exploring themes of youthful crushes and awkward encounters.
- Larri reveals his childhood crush was someone who bullied him, leading to a humorous discussion about how childhood friendships can shape adult perceptions.
- This segment resonates with listeners as it showcases authentic vulnerabilities and relatable cringe-worthy moments from their youth.
Mental Health and Personal Growth
- A significant portion of the discussion highlights mental health, including the importance of therapy. Larri talks about Reactive Attachment Disorder he was recently diagnosed with, which leads to a deeper conversation about how past relationships impact present-day friendships.
- The duo emphasizes the importance of unconditional support and how it has transformed their friendship, allowing for personal growth and openness.
The Role of Technology and Social Media
- The hosts discuss their relationships with technology, emphasizing how social media can create an illusion of connection while also isolating individuals from real-life experiences.
- Quen touches on how technology has influenced their interactions and how it can be both a blessing and a curse.
Fun and Games
- As the conversation progresses, the hosts engage in playful debates and share their recent personal experiences, including drinking adventures and navigating social situations.
- They jokingly share what they would do if they were celebrities and how they would navigate public encounters, adding humor and lightness to the topic.
Conclusion and Valuable Insights
- Overall, this episode not only entertains with humor and playful banter but also offers valuable insights into friendships, personal growth, and the nuances of navigating life in the age of social media.
- The duo reflects on how the shared journey of friendship has shaped their lives together, emphasizing the importance of connection, both in the real world and virtually.
Key Takeaways:
- The importance of forming connections beyond social media.
- Navigating friendships in the context of personal growth and mental health.
- Embracing and laughing at the awkward moments from childhood to present.
- The value of support and understanding in long-term friendships.
This episode is a reminder that no matter how chaotic life gets, having supportive friends—whether they are interns or lifetime companions—can make the journey meaningful and enjoyable.
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Welcome to this episode of emergency intercal. So as you can tell there's two seats there and it's because we've had a lot on our plate recently with the podcast specifically and we thought it was time to hire some interns.
Yeah, honestly, yeah. But we were really selective, though, because not to be this person. I don't want to sound like a Matilda Durb here, but only these sexiest people can work with us. It's our whole thing. Yeah, very sexy, very like, oh my gosh, someone, oh, that's a bad joke. I was going to say someone did HR in here.
Mysterious like or I like yeah, we just wanted to buy that whole thing set of interns and honestly like you guys like You'll you'll you'll know guys come on in y'all come on Yeah, I
We are here to work Fun key now, but isn't it crazy when your boss takes your shit? Yeah, well, no, no, no, it's like your job as an intern. Can I eat now? Like eight more hours. Yeah, but you have to get us food first
But we have you guys on like, okay, we just have them on, I would, don't. We have a hint that I'm here. We only hit Kai. We have a hint on Kai's trade though. Kai's trade. Kai's trade. Kai's trade. Kai's trade. Kai's trade. Kai's trade. Kai's trade. Kai's trade. Kai's trade. Kai's trade. Kai's trade. Kai's trade. Kai's trade. Kai's trade. Kai's trade. Kai's trade. Kai's trade. Kai's trade. Kai's trade. Kai's trade. Kai's trade. Kai's trade. Kai's trade. Kai's trade.
Just like walking up to believe it out in the podcast too. It's great. I know this is really cool. I can't help but like curl my toe up and like lift it up like I'm playing with them. It's like bad. I did an interview with Hills for the first time. I was just like and then I had my feet like I was laying around. Yeah, I was not comfortable at all. We're double dating right now.
And it's also like to buy girls into one gay guy and one straight guy. Exactly. And it's like they do it. Wait, who's, which one's gay? I thought Joe was, oh. I'm straight. Oh, did I mix that up? Yeah, I think you like, wait. Are you bi? It's confusing. I can be around you if you're bi. That's disgusting. But you said dig. Oh.
Can I go? No, not yet. No, I don't want to get up and get out. See, you don't like it. I don't like this. It's a spectrum. Oh, I feel like we need to explain how long we've all known each other. Literally forever. Like way too long. Way, way, way. I think about it all the time because I feel like all of us have so many people who we've just randomly known at this point for a decade. And then every now and then I'll be looking at y'all's faces. I'm like,
No, I saw y'all when y'all were kids and you saw my face when I was a kid. It was so freaky. I saw like a compilation of old videos that you reposted on TikTok like a couple. Yes Literally freaked me the fuck out how young we all were like you were a baby
It was freaky everyone's first was at playlists
No, we met at press play. Let's talk about that. How was that? She's seen a ghost. Actually, it was fun as fuck. I wanted to go, but it was fun. The conventions, I was so jealous every time I see each other. The conventions, I remember the first convention I want to play. That was a ballroom.
Literally every press play felt like the hangover from a quinceanera like I was just there in the morning shaking and being like the amount of Adderall was crazy Do you know the net I forgot his name the manager guy
My manager. That's your manager. He tried to kill me. Yeah, what a shot guy. Wait, what? Wait, hold on. Yeah, lock it and tell that. That was gay. Wait, what happened? Oh my god. When Tana Khan happened, the guy who's in the segue for contact. I hung out with Tana Coachella and then I came home and he was pissed off that he saw photo. Me and Tana like,
And he literally I'm not even kidding tried to run me over like I was popping in my car he zoomed and tried to literally run me over and luckily I hopped in a car with You won't believe who was my roommate at that time? murder eyes You know her tea with
I hope you're okay. I don't even have any sort of trauma. I look at that. I'm like, honestly from scammer to scammer. You did it. You did it. No, I'm not. Your phone's gone. Your phone's gone. It's her pocket. Also me, I'm like.
That was trade is fuck I know right that was crazy
is a man who... Man is questionable. Yeah, he is a boy. I thought he was gay, and I met him on Twitter, and we were friends over one direction, and then he tried to have sex with me on multiple occasions. Oh, that's scary. Oh, that's scary. Oh, yeah. The gay nigga tries to fuck you, it was terrifying. No, it's literally like you are, you're like, oh my god. You're one of them. You were waiting for the gay nigga to try to fuck you with Drew. Oh my god.
In you wanted me so bad the thing is I wanted you're really bad But also everybody who would be like would you make out with him? Would you have sex with him? I was like you might have been like young enough to have like friendship admiration and Romantic like wanting to have sex with somebody confused cuz I've had that Oh, I think I had that with like all of my early friendships. I was like
Let's have sex. Wait, we're so close. Yeah, I still do that. Same. No, same, same, same, same thing. And then me and Larry went to a concert about three weeks ago, got so drunk. All I remember about the concert is Larry and my tongue touching.
We were making out. We still haven't kissed ya. We're like saving it. We're saving it from there. Even before the altar. We're really serving Mormon with it. Would y'all ever do a lavender marriage?
Yeah, of course. We talked about it. Would y'all? Yeah. No. Oh. Oh. Actually, she's dead to me about it. Yeah, I hate her. Fuck you guys. You're seriously going to reject your boyfriend on camera. My boyfriend? Did y'all notice how, can we really talk about it though? Y'all notice how I became our masculine ever since I started hanging out with her? Wait, that is interesting. When you were sitting here, you grabbed her thigh. At one point, I was like, he always grabbed my thigh. And I'm like, she hits me. She hits me. When I go film with her, Trey,
Exactly. She hits me. I'm like Larry Larry is a cancer Larry's very emotional wants to be like this I said Larry you stop a boy hand so every time you touch my tongue like is you trying to fuck
I know, I know, I know, I know what you're talking about, is what me and Drew, especially when we first started getting physically affectionate. Even now, sometimes I'm like, are we pushing? I know, literally this morning, this morning we were literally like, she was like, can you get in my bed and lay on me? And I was like, yeah, sure. So I just like laid on her legs like this for like five hours. And I was like sitting there and I was like, this is like really intimate. This is really intimate. Well, I needed warmth. I literally felt like one of the grandparents from Charlie and the chocolate factor.
I couldn't get off. That's all my husband's do. Yeah, like I can't get off. Oh, you guys are cute. She texted me like I'm her boyfriend sometimes. What'd I say? I texted her today, I was like, no, I texted her yesterday and I was like, look at therapy. She said, thank you, baby. Oh, yes. I say baby, mommy, honey, sugar, love. She calls me Miss Nick. Yeah. Yeah. Miss Nick. When I call you, when you close the door, I say, you're such a gentle girl.
I am gentle, I'm gentle. Okay, I have a serious question. No, speak, speak. No, you speak queen. Yes, mother. I said yes, she said no, because she said she'll be mean to me. There's a lot up here. It's one of those things where I'm like, I got diagnosed yesterday with this. This is an issue with me. I started going to therapy right now because I'm in a two week break from doing any work. And I was like,
I need to go see a therapist. I'm getting a second to sit and think for myself. And I went to therapy and I told her like how like when my friends touch me, it kind of makes my skin curl. And like when I get in a fight with like a significant other, I just blocked them on everything. I'm like fuck them, I don't need nobody.
And my therapist was like, have you ever heard of reactive attachment disorder? And it's a disorder that you get, like you diagnose children with this disorder. And it's because one or two of the caregivers in your life, you couldn't depend on. So you decided that you can't depend on anybody as an adult. So you never attach to anyone securely. So me saying I couldn't live with him is probably just that.
I think we could, but also one thing about our friendship that I've noticed is that I would say the universe put us in each other's lives for a specific reason. I am very warm, loving, and I feel like she never really had a friend that didn't compete with her or try to take from her, and I've literally showed her unconditional love, and I feel like she became such a gentle, soft.
You really have opened up. It's so sweet to see. When I noticed y'all getting close to her, I was like, damn, at first I was like, oh, I wonder if they're going to get super close. And then the amount, y'all are always together now. I'm like.
I just love it because I know what that feels like. I know what it's like. It feels like that. It feels so good. It was so hard. I used to literally be friends with everybody because I didn't know what a friendship looked like because I was raised in the hood, so I didn't know what community felt like. And then meeting her, I was like, oh wow, so you genuinely do fuck with me. It's like, cause you care. It's really like a lot of men.
That's also how I feel about all of us. Like we literally are like, what is that theory? There's like that string theory. Invisible string theory down. Like we've known each other for what? Almost a decade. It's too long. Your contact on my phone is ditto. That's crazy. I don't know each other for a decade. You know what's crazy? We're having a decade. A decade of what? A friendship.
2016 was almost ten years ago. Like why is that? Oh, isn't it? In two years... In one year, 2025. No, it's not. Wait, what? It is 2020.
So next year, it would be a decade since 2016. Yeah. And that was the greatest year of our lives. I feel like we kind of all know each other's just like even 2014 though. Yeah. Because in my head, I categorize all of us having met on like Vine and Twitter. Yeah. Because I'm just like, what was it? 2015? Twitter? Yeah. In Vine? Yeah. 2014 was Vine. In 2014. I was 13. What were you gonna say? Bitch, that shit was crazy. Give me Clara's number.
Honestly Oh Juneau for 150 for a 150 essence gift card. I'll think about it 150. Yeah, it's all you can talk for 150. I mean, I'm usually I mean I want a lace. I'm a needing a base. I want to be a pottery class. Oh, you're drinking now?
Oh no, I just finished it. I've had anxiety coming on this, so I finished like five beers before I sat down. Life? Really gnarly. Tell them my fucking business, Quinn. Seriously. Guys, seriously. Or what? No, it's okay. You guys could be open here. Girl, I hope I'll fuck you up. I'm not gonna do that to you. Fuck me up. You can't hit her. I can do whatever I want. I'm gay. No.
and you beat his ass. Wait, what happened? Why did you cheat? Fuck you, bitch! Fuck you, bitch! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Because you're really being fucking weird. I'm sorry. No, no, no, no. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it, but I'm not gonna do it. Bitch! Oh! Leave him alone! I don't know what's going on in one demon's yoga, but let me pray for the rule.
Father Heavenly Jesus God, please take the demons of these babies How do you have so why do you have so many? No, I'm not really a writer
Mid-prayer? That's the demon. That's the demon. That's the demon. That's the demon. That's the demon. That's the demon. That's the demon. That's the demon. That's the demon. That's the demon. That's the demon. That's the demon. That's the demon. That's the demon. That's the demon. That's the demon. That's the demon. That's the demon. That's the demon. That's the demon. That's the demon. That's the demon. That's the demon. That's the demon. That's the demon. That's the demon. That's the demon. That's the demon.
Are you okay? Yeah, like I do the screen it did but I'm used to it abusive Thank you, and yeah, thank you pretty pretty pretty yes, I love one girls help You guys are just lesbian girls girls girls
I love your tattoos. I don't think I've ever seen her. Larry is a witch. It's your sigil. She's projecting. Where's Josiah? Is he in your attic? He's coming. He's coming.
Can I be honest? I genuinely am worried. Why? Josiah scares me. Oh, Loki, he scares me when he's so scary. Why? Because he's freaky. He's so scary.
He's a queen. He just lies to everybody. He'll just lie to y'all. He will literally just lie because I think Josiah is one of the best people I've ever met, but if you have to get through the first, what was that? Did you hear that?
I'm not even kidding like if I stutter in front of somebody I have to shoot them on site your hat you have to die I'm sorry
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She said that because she made me really mad. She cut you all right Yeah, I was I remembered today when I was driving cuz I was thinking about it And I was like why did I get so mad at that bitch? But it was cuz I was at the airport and she was trying to cut me off as I was leaving and I was like okay if you gave it two more seconds I would have left and then I wasn't going fast enough for her. No, so you're playing with my life so I'm going to play your exact exact
She's actually on sniffies. Do you know what sniffies is? No, what is she knows everything about? I don't know what sniffies is. Y'all see Lorraine knows what sniffies is. No, I know. How did that backfire be? So because this bitch being like, she pays him, she goes, hmm.
Sniffy because I'm always around gay niggas cuz I work on so many different sets with like a hairstylist and stuff and they're like Sniffy said he said I'm like Larry what sniffy yes we've played it before sniffies you literally see dick in balls by oh yeah
No, that sounds it's literally the greatest thing of all time That is an active threat get on my phone and there was the men who wanted to have sex on it It's just like open to asshole walking towards yeah, it's literally such a vibe that we've come so far with technology you guys let Drew speak I was gonna say it's just crazy because it has your location like log wait. What was that?
I'm gonna swear in my trade, in my trade. You are, you are. You are, you are. I'm trading. Now you're just gay. Gay the gay. But like, I love it. Thank you. Yeah, I'm a queen. I'm a queen.
But it's crazy because sniffies literally like docks is you it literally like it's down to your Point like they just updated it recently where it will like make your location like 300 feet from where you actually are But like literally just like you'll walk up the street and you'll see like a dick and balls on sniffies and you know exactly what house Why do you know so much so much that's why I'm yeah knowing the
Like the coding really crazy you guys I actually don't know why I know that you got Jupiter I do I do a website a website a website you would like to know huh Yeah, yeah I'm really digging I love finding twinks and then just making them your little excess I know we're little toys. That's all we are to these girls
No, it's more than that. You're more bodies, you're people to walk with us, but when I gotta go to the cards, you can walk with me to the card, and people will think we're dating until they hear us talk. Larry can never get straight when we think of it. Every time I go to coffee, so you go, hey, girl! And the coffee store let you be like, hey, Larry! I'm the people's princess. As you said, as you said. I wish I was somebody like that. I really have a hard time talking to, like,
When anybody in public starts telling me like, yeah, I was like, no, literally. I thought art stores like the girl behind the counter is talking to me. I was like, yeah. Short circuiting. Yeah, literally. I ended up signing up for a membership. Like she was just talking to me and I'm like, yeah, you got a credit card. I didn't know what to say. I was too scared to tell her no and to be like, stop talking to me. So I was just like, yes, I just.
No, I do the same thing because I like it's the small talk that I'm not good at so I just kind of overshare to try to create some form of connection I hate when I text hang out with some like text make a fake plan to hang out with somebody they probably don't think it's fake and then the next day they're like What we doing and nothing again, so And then it comes literally four days. I'm like
Um, I think I'm depressed right now. Yeah, I'm gonna kill myself. I'm getting 51-50 later today. Yeah, right. I have to go to the hospital involuntarily. I feel like I'm sweating. I'm sweating. Can I change my shirt? I know I'm sweating. Can I change my shirt? Can I change my shirt? You guys can keep. Oh, wow. Well, actually, I have one thing before you go. So we were talking about playlist earlier. Live. And VidCon.
Do you remember sleeping on my mom's hotel room's floor? I don't remember anything past 2020.
Or before. Or before. Or no, yeah, I don't remember anything before 2020. When we were first planning to get together, my mom was like, oh, yeah, he slept on my floor. He slept on my floor at VidCon, and it was like, Esa twains. Everyone, we were just partying as fun. I was lit as fun. Yeah, we were blackout drunk, and my mom was just like, OK, yeah, you'll have fun. Your mom was a key. I remember hanging out with y'all for the first time, and I was a baby.
Let me laugh at all their jokes, even though I didn't get any of it. And I just remember, you all had this whole friend group, and you're like, come in our hotel room. And then, you all was like, scooper-duber. And you all thought it was the funniest thing ever. It's still the funniest shit. Wait, what's scooper-duber? There's no- We use your own name. Scooper-duber does his own name. And you all really? It was like, it wasn't just a second of a joke. It was literally like three hours of scooper-duber.
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I'm sorry because I literally don't remember any memory before 2020. Do we meet a lot or do we hang out a lot? Because I had to contact in three or four times like he went to so many parties together because when you live the Bryce all parties Huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah with your manager. He would like bring us into the bathroom and try to get me because your manager was that little white guy
Yeah, cuz he was the first person I ever saw do coke and I was really scared Are you serious? Yeah Do you remember Kay's house? Love her we could do an entire episode on like having bad teams
Yeah. He put a shotgun on me. That was a vibe. You said that earlier. I need to know that. Oh, so many times he tried to kill me. The shotgun was because I was moving out and he had the shotgun while I was packing with Issa being like, girl, I think he has a shotgun.
And I was like, oh, he would never. And then, girl, when I was literally walking my load to my car, he was like, all right, I'm just making sure I'm safe, because you know, you guys are crazy in this. And lately had the shotgun like this, waiting for us to do something. Girl, I was twinkling. They're like down. Like, what was the fucking... What could I do? Also, not even that, but like...
That is a grown man who like what literally a kid I was a kid too if you were 24 at the time 24 year old should be managing anything Yeah You think everybody's so much older until you get to that age and yeah When I was like 17 somebody who is 26, which I am now I was like damn pretty
Jerry Atrick, you must have your life figured out. I think you've seen, I'm sure. I'm sure you've seen a lot of that. You don't even really have wrinkles. The 30 year olds I know now are actually batshit crazy. It's really shocking how no one actually ever grows up. Anyone that I know over the age of 35, me and them key, and I'm among the 24. It's like, oh, why can't we relate? We're all the same thing to the day.
There's a lot of influencers that are, like, pushing 30s now that are still in the Peter Pan syndrome. Oh, I know. And I feel so bad. How old is Brother Vera? The 45? Yeah, like 45, I think.
Because in my head I've never known his age. Like I always thought he was- AI. No, literally. He actually doesn't age. That's what I've never seen. I feel like I've seen a lot of people. I seen Logan Paul in person. Logan Paul introduced himself to me at a nightclub in Miami. And I was just friends with a girl that he was dating at the time. Wait, you were dating a girl? Yeah. Oh, cute.
You're not Logan Paul. Oh, no. Not right now. You just unlocked the memory. That you fully just like, oh my God. I remember every time you would talk about Jake Paul and Logan Paul in like 2020 would be like, if I saw them, I would collab.
Exactly, exactly. And that was your bit. I said, my bit was like, I will never, ever, ever meet them. And then I'm at this nightclub in Miami probably like four years ago. Oh, God. And I look and it's like Logan Paul. And he's like, hi, I'm Logan. And he's probably seen how many times I said I would never introduce myself to him. And I was like.
No, I swear to God I was going to be here just like I was after I touched him There was like the statue that was made into a chair It was like and I like grabbed the statue by these face and I was like you don't want to be here. Do you?
Oh, he ruined you. I mean, he has really demonic energy actually. He's really demonic. Well, I have to find it because it's on one of my phones that's sitting in my fucking cabinet. I have unedited vlog footage of Logan Paul in like 2019 when I was on that random ass brat show.
I literally did it like it's so humiliating I did it cuz I was like I'm gonna make fun of everyone That was her whole thing her whole thing was she was gonna go in and like shoot a mockumentary where she was like a diva on set and like it was like this whole thing that had planned out and Josh filmed a bunch of it and then I was like oh
but I like, you guys love so. That's how it was during the high post, during the pandemic. I was like, what do you want to say? Don't look at me. High pass. Yeah, go for it. I was going to say, I feel like, yeah, it's hard to go in and even as, I feel like all of us are very good at looking at someone being like, I would never. Like, are you? No, but then you need them and it's way harder because like,
I was like a little bit afraid of it. Yeah, it's almost like I forget. Are y'all friends with like anybody from the high house? I literally during the fires I need to park my car at somebody's house because my house got evacuated and they closed off my neighborhood and I texted Miss Heidi Demilio. She said bring the car over. She took care of my car while I was away. I'm so friends with Dixie. I'm so real good friends with Addison. Dixie just followed me on Instagram like a week ago. She's finally tapping in.
Okay, good. Yeah. Yeah, I don't blame her. I'll let her. I'll let her. She's beautiful. She's literally beautiful. Dixie get into the model bag, please. I know.
But I love Addison down. Yeah, she's goaded. I never really taught. I spoke to Charlie. Me and Charlie have had like conversations, but I never was like, friend, let's go hang out one on one because I didn't. I wish people didn't do that to me when I was. How was it filming the show? That is like such a good way. I was like, I don't want to be your friend as deep as I could be your friend because I'm going to negatively impact you because I'm tweaked out right now. How was it filming the show?
Oh good, they would be like, we would go to, we would go on set and they'd be like, okay, so today y'all are gonna just wake up from a sleepover and talk. Mike you up and I'd be like, and we talk, it was fun. Thank you, it was fun. How was it?
the show are being friends with them. Are you still friends with any of them? I'm still friends with like the people you mentioned. I honestly think it was one of those things where I was going into it like oh I'm gonna make this a joke and then I ended up meeting really sweet people regardless of the internet perception of them. I found out that people from like I don't know places that I would never see myself hanging around where people that I can relate to and then honestly
I would say like the show was just like, it was just sweet. Everyone was so nice. It's just everyone's nice. And it sucks to like be like, oh, these people are literally evil, but like, no, now all of them are bad. Yeah, especially when you're working on sets like that, the production team, like it's a whole different set of faces that you get close to. You're going to be seeing them every day, spending hours with them. It's hard not to get close. So I was just like, I can't do that to you. Like that would actually feel like,
Yeah, I would be a bitch. Yeah, that's how I felt about my high-pills mockumentary. I was like Did you burp again? And it's like it's like it goes into my nose. It's like spongebob when you see the green
Everyone is poisonous Honestly, I'm not gonna get a smoothie. Take it back. I love air wine. You know Lisa from black pink. Yeah, I just ran into her at air one. Oh, really? Yes, I was gagged. That is bitch. Have you ever asked for a picture for someone? Yes, I know I have
It was like a collaboration, but Bella Hadid. Oh, Abby Miller. She was down for it. Oh, yeah. Abby Lee Miller. They've gotten a lot of selfies. Literally. I've seen her four different times in public. Like invisible street. Yeah. Yeah. She has an aura of evil around her and she'll be like rolling in her wheelchair and you can like see it like.
like following her but one of the times we were like it's always me and Josiah for some reason I was like can I get a picture with her or with you and she was like yeah make it quick and then she like grabbed my phone and then like brought it to the angle and like it was so funny she like
Sorry. I didn't mean anything. I didn't mean anything. Stop. Stabbed up. But no, she like had her angles all figured out. Same with Gypsy Rose. You met Gypsy Rose. Yeah. I can't believe. Yeah. I was Gypsy. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It
She invited us to her fucking premiere of her docu-series show, her reality show. She was watching Ellen Prison? I don't know how she is. I think her team showed us to her, and we had talked about her so many times, and they were trying to find influencers to go to this thing, so they showed her a bunch of people, and then she liked me and Drew. We were chosen by the killer.
And they gave us like a little table with our names on it and everything. That's actually the nice thing. And then Jim. Yeah. Also, Jim. He would really like roll out here like, kind of embrace you like. Do you hear him reaper? Also, gypsies. Her whole family just took our table and sat there. But like, all of the characters in the show, like family. Yeah. Like, yeah, they kind of really stepped up on us. We had our little name tag on this table in the corner. And then when the premiere ended, they all came out and went,
Yeah, and just moved our shit and sat down. Like, moved our stuff at all the time. We were like, oh, standing in the back corner. No, we literally stood by the table. We were just like, okay. It was crazy. And the girl that Chloe Sevignet played in the show, which is basically her mother now, had her and Gypsy as the background on her phone, and she sat it down and unlocked, and she just had her phone unlocked, and I could have gone through Gypsy's mother's phone. He's saying, like, I and I could have. I should have. I should have. Is that not a little? I don't know.
It doesn't sound illegal. Wait, if somebody went right home, can I just like take them to small claims court? Small claims court. What are you hiding in your phone?
Yeah, what do you got in your phone? What am I not hiding on my phone? You got games on your phone? Actually, no. Like, literally no, I don't. Yeah, I don't play games. Do you have porn on your phone? Or do you not indulge? I literally quit. I like, really? Really? For a second. I quit for a second. I did for a second because I started taking Prozac. And then I wasn't like, yeah, I was like, what? And then you got back into it. I know if I'm in a relationship and I'm getting into my nightly reads as I like to call them, then I need to break up with that very soon.
Oh, that is a good sign. I can find this a good sign. Baby girl. I'm the dark dean. I'm AI.
No, I haven't. I have to do this. I remember y'all wanna talk about it. Yeah, I'm y'all assistant. Baby girl talk, do girl stuff. Do it, yeah. We'll watch. We'll watch. Okay. So I got on here and I said I liked Baby Girl and people didn't like it and I think it's just cause it was like us sex. Like what? I don't, like I don't know. But it makes me, now I feel perverted. I'm like, don't feel perverted. Baby Girl is everything. I'm sorry you bitches don't get trade. Like we do, but Baby Girl is team. You actually get that work.
Wait, what do you mean the woman who has to be like a mother, a boss, a caretaker or this or that? She has to have a little font. And I like how he like is laughing at her the whole time. Like he's like oh you think you hot shit. Okay. Like he's like that's what gags me and when I meet somebody and they don't bow down to whatever what they could be bow down to. And they're like okay so I'm like
When he told her wait girl Okay, I can really get nasty Gonna have the way that she was masturbating on her stomach. I know Can you show me how it was done just?
No, you, you. We're going to use you to lay on the floor and rub your clip. Let's go. You have a clip? Yeah. Period. Wait, wait.
I really believe like I'm in like a bathroom with two drug girls. It's so weird. Have your fun. I know. I know. It's actually so fun. We're basically talking about sophomore. I'm like another 50 Shades of Grey. I remember reading in this probably was terrible for the development of my mind. But during independent reading, yeah, during independent reading time in the fifth grade, I would go to IMDB and type in synopsis. And I would just read all the sex movies because my mom wouldn't let me see them.
And I think it did something to the development of my brain I don't give a fucking literally the second I'm so sorry about her finishing having sex and then going to my say I was like
and you go queen. My queen might even go to the closet and get yours. Get yours. Like get yours like, oh my gosh, my therapist. What's telling me that you should be in alignment with your mind, your heart and your genitals, which represents your health, your heart represents like your soul and your mind represents your logic when you're engaging with somebody sexually or in like a relationship. And like she, her fucking vagina, her genitals was not pleased and like she was out of alignment and that's why she cheated.
Yeah, 100%. When a girl cheats, it's okay. I also fully believe that. I'm like, what did the man do? What did the man do? Thank you. I feel like I would. Yeah, no, actually there's no man in my life. If any man confided me in that he cheated, but I guess specifically on a woman. What if I cheated? No, that's fine. Yeah, like it's. I don't think gays can cheat. Yeah, everybody's always. Everybody's open. Everybody's free is free.
Way so you gay. Your boy that you were talking about on TikTok, boombock, clock, clock. Was that the boy that you were talking about in your pocket? No, no, no. Everybody thought it was him and it was driving me insane. It's D.L. Trade, not actually D.L. He's not D.L. but he's in Texas. Oh, my word series.
The L trade. Also, I knew how to speak English, because what did I just say? Tiktok? Bumbak? What? I like it. You liked it, right? Yeah. I knew what you were talking about. No, he's from Texas. Guess dropped his location while you're at it. I should say his location. Is he top? I don't know. Are you a top robot? Both of you are answering at the same time. Are you a top robot? I'm a side. I shut the fuck up. What do you think I am? You're a top. Top for sure. 100% a top. What do you think?
I feel like I could see you playing both sides. Thank you. I think for the right. I think it really like you rub me as somebody who you get to the room and it's like I want this you want. Okay. Yes. Yes. Very versatile. I would. She told me you were short. What? And now I'm gagged because he's short by.
I told him you were 5'5". Because he was hyping you up so much. I never had my 5 moment, so I tried to just work it out. I was like, I never got my piece. I was jagged and I look around and he's like, yo, I'm Kai.
You were expecting like, yay. Hi, buddy. Same. Yeah. Like, wait. All right, five is crazy. I know you are five, but I didn't get my turn. So now you want your own turn. That's fine. I don't even want to turn. You're in my. I got eyes somewhere else. Girl, you guys already have a situation happening. So it's like fucked up for you to like do that in front of him. Baby, stop acting like that. I would never do nothing with you. Yeah, she plays hard. Oh my God. You play hard to get.
I literally love y'all so much. I could literally watch y'all talk for like five hours. I just see when we go at it on FaceTime. Oh, it goes back back and forth. Y'all should see us in a serious meeting. I cannot look at Larry. And she does the same thing. She can't like look at me.
Like why are these areas like this like you ain't like a business man. Like why are you thinking the dumbest shit ever? I'll text you the dumbest. Why we're all like a big call like this determines the next six years. Larry's like booty cheeks. I'm like girl. And I'm like the same shit. We'll literally have a notepad and be on Zoom and be like gay.
Oh my god, I was on a business meeting for wait, I need girl what I thought I got hacked by in line
I was on this business meeting with CAA. Yeah, she signed. But however, though, one of the fucking people on the CAA meeting is like, yeah, you can do like a pop up in like WeHo or something. I texted David. I said, he just sneaked me. That was a sneak. That was a sneak. I wanted to leave the car so fucking bad. A pop up in WeHo. My old manager used to be like, well, Drew, you're like the sassy one. Like you're the one that's sassy and has an attitude. You're so sassy. And I was like,
Wow. No, it's actually insane. In our space, they really pushed the gauge in. Doing shit during the pandemic and after the pandemic, like I was not okay. I was not in charge of like my image. I was starting to do things where I go on appearances and like shoot shows for people. Girl, I needed me a shot before every single one. Were you just like anxious or? It was because I wasn't in control. Yeah. Like because I'm in control of
She's not gonna let you hit, bro Just one time, please, please, please, please You would take my I will come out It has a hole in it the air mattress over there has a hole in it and it has a shirt You have a glory hole here? No, I wish to a glory hole
What? You're a good guy. You're sick. I love you. I don't know if I would like join in on the festivities, but I would like to see. I get four years. Are you all the girls that like a porn?
I particularly only one gay man. Yeah, gay porn. That's in your like gay manner. Gay porn. I've never I'm not lying. I don't know. Wait, y'all it's me. There was a time there was literally a time when I was like
18 something around there where I was like, I don't believe straight porn, but I feel like there's no way gay niggas can be lying about that. So, gay porn would just be so real to me. Like straight porn, I'd be like, she's capped. She's capped. Gay niggas, I'm like, no way this nigga captured me. It's serious. Yeah, the video of like the two guys in the car kissing the black girls recording it. Oh, man. You have all time later.
I love gay niggas tea. I forgot who I was with, but I think it was Malin Argy. She was like a man having a dick. Did you burp against? That's how my have friend is on. She's gonna hit me when I get home. I don't hit me. She literally hits me. I have shut down syndrome. Are you avoidant or anxious attachment style or sit here?
I'm avoided too. I'm avoided and I run as far away. Are you like talk to me, talk to me, what's wrong? I think I'm anxious attachment. Like I, if they're in confrontation, I'm like, I need this over now. Tell me what the issue is and if you don't tell me the issue, I'm just gonna tell you what my issue is and you can reply when you want. That literally made my heart drop. I'm like, you can reply when you want. I'm not gonna pressure for a reply or anything. I'm just like, just so you know, I didn't like that. That's how Larry is. Larry, me and Larry will get in the tip and he'll face time and be like,
I'm like, I really cannot answer the phone. I text this bitch exactly how I feel, too. Yeah, I don't like it. I get into that, because now you get, I don't know. No, because I text her how exactly how I feel. She says, okay, thumbs it up. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
It's six days. What I just blowing you, you might want to go get cleaned. And I rebuke it! I rub your key to me! We're all literally delusional. But back to attachment styles. I'm anxious too. I get really nervous confronting people, but it's something I'm working on. You don't get nervous? I get nervous to do it. I do it because I...
Yeah, because if I don't then I'm just like I feel like an idiot. I'm just like well Now I wish I was like yo, but I think
Why am I not like y'all? I feel like I'm acting if I was like y'all. Do you think it's performative? Yes. For me. I need to sit and gather and be like, well, you heard my feelings because, but if I was like,
Like I can't even be like this type. That's why I never been a fight with nobody. Yeah, I had to force myself to do it and never have a mind Yeah, I've it like a fist fight not since like middle school or like ninth grade I never have been in the fight in my life and there's bitches that deserve to fight I kind of think everyone should like everybody who's been annoying like I've had my ass falling so I like feel like
You've had your ass. I've talked shit and saw the repercussions of that. And I feel like that taught me a lot at a young age. Like I've got beat up. Yeah, I was tiny. I got beat up like twice. But in you to be the shit I got into. Oh, I was in the fire. Have you ever been in a fight? No, but I punch. She was big. She was big. Why? OK, so he like.
I copied my Valentine's Day milk jug and like copied it verbatim so I beat this guy. Like what? My Valentine's Day milk jug. It was third grade. Like me speaking in Texan, I'm like, yes. You get it, you get it, you get it. No, it was third grade and he copied my like, we brought milk jugs and then you like would customize them for Valentine's Day and he copied mine verbatim so I punched him in the face. And I'm sure. Michael Golba and I think I had a crush on him. I get it. Yeah. You're seen, hey. You get it.
We're all seeing each other. Do you remember y'all's first crush? Can I help you? My first crush? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god. Yes, his name was Alexis and he was actually my bully and he literally made me want to kill myself. Classic. No, he actually moved away because his family
Was just doing shit, but he literally looked to me I'm not even kidding verbatim was like none of your friends like his different group that I was in like none of us like you stopping Oh my god, I sat and look like hallway and cried That's so dark. That's sad. Well now you have friends and us. I know. Thank you. That was his little play. This feels performative. No, it's real. Yeah, and this is not real. I don't do that and I don't know where the fuck I am. I would
I would cry all the time at school. Every time I got yelled at, I would literally cry and I would cry so much. I was such a sensitive kid that in fifth grade, my teacher, Mrs. Hollywood. My teacher's name was Miss Vine Street.
Yeah. Ms. Vine Street. Ms. Vine Street. Yeah, the W Hotel. Ms. W on Hollywood. Yeah. Um, but one time she yelled at me and told me that I was being a sensitive baby and then I never cried at school again. Because I got scared and I was like, damn, do people think I'm a bitch? I'll give you R.E.D. My teacher. I feel like Drew, I got close to Drew, but we did it. I feel like our friend group didn't even get as emotionally close until
like 20, 19, 20, 20, like I was so blocked off. I hated the idea of having a best friend. I thought that was so beautiful. I was like, yeah, I was like, oh, you like what? Cause without your best friend, what are you going to fucking die? Grow up. Like I didn't want to be close to people. I thought it was so weird. Cause I also hate, I hated thinking that they could eventually leave me.
Oh yeah, because I had had that and already too I had my kids I got close to who would like turn around and tell my secrets and that I was like So you're like, oh no, that's forever again. Yeah, my best room with the internet Real though, but now we got here so now we're here now we're in the kitchen with our emotional support games literally I love you, but
You're not wait. I need you. I need you to talk about the darkness retreat so badly Like diving Okay, ask me what's the question? What's the darkness retreat? What is it all about? The 16th billionth time I said this we don't have to talk about no we can
We can talk about it. We can talk about it. The video is the greatest thing. Honestly, what I will say is something I have always loved about the both of you is I genuinely do feel like y'all are both people. If you have an idea and you want to do something, you will just literally do it. Like y'all just like, okay. Yeah, I'm going to go and do it. Yeah, so the darkness to treat though is like
When she told me she was doing it, I was like oh I did that for my 20 second birthday. I turned 22 on in the darkness
When I came out, it was all perfect. I'm not even kidding. I'm not even kidding. The first FaceTime she called me, she was like, hi Larry. Y'all understand what the fuck went on. Okay, y'all, a darkness retreat was when I, it was like, I seen it on my Instagram Reels algorithm. You really don't need to follow Instagram Reels advice. It was videos of people taking off their glasses and looking around.
like they saw God. And I was like, I want to meet God. Let me go. So I call him and I'm like, I want to come join the doctor's retreat. They're like, we don't have any availability to 2027 because it's so booked out. And then they said, they called me back like a week later and they're like, we have availability from the 16th to the 20th. My birthday is the 17th. So I'm like, this is destiny.
So it was in Portland, Oregon, where Nick is tweet.
Yes, I went alone. There was a guy that met me at the airport. He like came in this broke down Ford pickup truck. He had one curl sitting up straight in the middle of his head. He's like, I'm here to hold you and guide you through this experience. I was like, oh my God, I'm very excited. I'm very ready to receive. And I get into the car and the music he turns on the aux is like,
It's like hereditary music and we're driving through the woods. I'm like alone. There's no service anymore. Were you scared at any point like you were going to die? No, because like I I tweak hard. I've always tweaked hard. I tweaked hard and so like if you just you know a shroom like I was taking shroom when
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But it was like gorgeous, like better than Beyonce type shit. And she had two long filled with milk titties sitting on her way. Oh my gosh. And each other's like, each. Sometimes it sounds like you're just describing like an episode of Super Jail or something. Like what are you talking about? Wait. And she was singing where her titties out and we were all naked like, and they all. Like literally that is the ending of Baby Girl that we never got to see.
I was letting Nicole Kidman and so then after I get out the wood-fired sauna and I get ready for the darkness and I would probably do that for about two days and I get ready for the darkness and it was like a house that had a room that was Lightproof like they went and got every shred of light out like not even a pin prick of light and it's like darker than closing your eyes and going in a closet like ten times dark it was
insane level of dark and one side of the room was a wood fireplace and then the other side was like the room that I stayed in. The room had like a bed, a bathtub, a sink, and a yoga bed. Wait, how did you do all that? Oh, I like this. I like this. And then after a long room, how do you know you wiped all the way? Oh, I didn't. I know I have sticky sheets.
My booty hole would just peel It's crazy
It's crazy what your body does when it thinks you weren't blind. So every time I would go to sleep and wake up, I would have a panic attack because my body thought I wasn't blind. So it was trying to acclimate to that. They never gave me food like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. They would give me meal prep for the entire next day every dinner. So I couldn't calculate the time by the time they brought me the meals.
I wrote in a journal the entire time in the darkness. Why was each paragraph perfect? None of the paragraphs touched. It's like all of your senses pick up times 100. I was in the darkness for 72 hours. I took a bath. I literally think I spoke to God.
That was him. He's here. Good day. I did. I think I spoke to God. And I really wanted to go into the darkness because I never experienced life without the internet and without this third point of view. I'm thinking there's an audience behind all of this. I always admit even thinking about myself when I'm talking to someone about how I'm being perceived all the time. And I feel like that would take it away. So then I did by three days of the darkness and I came out and I was like, yeah, they asked me before I went in.
Video is so bad and I'm so mad that like the rose hug over the big did up Because all the other videos have like 300 likes my video at like 700,000 like Also got it on their timeline was like what went to the page and saw all these people they were like
This is the type of bitch I like get taken by
But when I came out of the darkness, what was crazy was I was so interested in eye contact because I hadn't been around like another human for 72 hours. I had not spoken to anybody but myself and so I was just so like I love looking people in their eyes like I was like oh my gosh I see why they say like
The eyes is the, whatever. Yeah, because I was like, oh my gosh, your eyes don't ever age. Like I can see you when I look in your eyes. Whoa, that's scary. Your eyeballs really don't. But yeah, I feel like my eyeballs have aged. Like, I don't know something about the look of them recently. I'm like, don't do that, babe. Like there's something. Every time I look at the mirror, I'm like, I see something. Like something is withering here, but I just can't. A darkness is brewing.
I did the darkness retreat after I came out of the darkness. He was like, the guy who was holding me through the entire experience was like, you want to go into the Kiva? The Kiva is a 15 foot deep hole in the ground that they dug that has lense.
I could have been murdered. I could have been killed. Wait, what was in it? It was a 15-foot hole that you ladder down into the ground that's covered in linseed oil and it smells like bleached down there and there was like a whole bunch of rugs and pillows and stuff and he was like, here's the medicine that we should take on this practice and it was a weed pin and we both hit the weed pin and they closed the latch. That's dizzy.
bringing the most modern. We hit the Crayola pack close the top it goes completely dark like the darkness retreat and he starts hitting sound sound bowls I swear to God y'all I swear to God may God strike me down right now if I'm lying I could see sound like I could see like the vibrations and the patterns of sound because it was so dark
I believe that I know I do believe but I want to do that, but damn you're brave. I can't I'm gonna do it People no no take away
but they were also telling me different like ancient practices because it is if you're ancient practice to do a darkness retreat and they have this thing called a vision quest that men and tribes usually do where you go into a field where you can't see any people, any life and you draw a kilometer circle around you and you stay in the circle, no water, no food until you get a vision from God. So you just drive yourself to deliriousness until God speaks to you and you can't tell if anybody like somebody's watching you but you can't see you. That's our next retreat. Yeah.
I feel like that when I go to Airwon. Every time. The vision class. Literally. Damn. Your brave is fucked though. Yeah. I just like I don't. Also, I think I'm too lazy. Like I feel that. Like what? I would have to figure out like, but the whole time I could leave the room. Who are your favorite new generation content creator people?
World of T-shirts. I love him. I'm so sad for him. I'm so sad. He was the one I was most sad for with the TikTok band World of T-shirts. Do you know Daniel Larson? Yes. Love Daniel Larson. You love like the cryptic. You love the cryptic. The cryptic of the internet. Gee, I start new. Like, who are your favorite new generation creators? And you're like, Daniel Larson. Like, literally they are our age. And they've been on the internet just as long. Yeah. I can tell you all who my favorite girl is. Who is it?
I was gonna say this is one of my favorite people, right? Oh, love. K-poyer. Oh, yeah, yeah. Need her on the pod. Great takes. Genius. Literally genius. A great mind of our generation. Let me see. Oh, is it a... Wait, there's also... There's a real girl. This girl is so fucking funny. Hilarious. The girl who did the small talk be like, have y'all seen Dickey? Dickey? Oh, yeah!
That is literally what it feels like. That's what small talk feels like when I take a Vivance and I don't expect to run into somebody and I'm like in a store with a mission and they're talking to me.
You're so good Larry is King of small talk Larry could make a bitch feel like that's his best friend in literally a triple cancer That's such a good trait to have though. I feel like I'm really jealous of that I But I feel like that's also just all of us are extroverted and that's
No, maybe something's wrong with all of us. I think there's something deeply, deeply wrong with you, but it goes to internet. We're all disturbed. We're all disturbed. We're all disturbed. We're really disturbed. They would have gave us all lobotomies if we were in the 40s. Honestly, I wish I could get like a, you know how there's baby Botox? I want a trial run. I want a trial run. Yeah, I just want one for like two days. They have one.
What so I'm really staying on and if you about it You really want that actually I'm not kidding In like two years I'll hit that right I think yeah, I think it's like
That sounds so nice. Like, what? My brain just is off? Oh, I can't lie. That sounds nice. That was what the darkness retreat did to me. When I was quiet and I wasn't speaking, there was nothing going on in my head at all. Yeah, I need that. Like, my ultimate, ultimate, ultimate dream is to be in a coma for three months.
Like put me to sleep for three months and then like all like all of my obligations just like dissolve away You don't get one that's not gonna happen. Sometimes you wake up. It's gonna be like Hey, just checking in. Hope you're doing good loving you. You have 18 things too. I don't know if y'all have this but during the fires
Can we talk about the fires? Why are you texting me about a fucking Instagram post? Everything I own is in my car. Everything to pause all of my work. We did too. And they didn't?
No, they were like, we know you guys are busy, but like, busy? You're like, we're in the apocalypse. I'm like, so I haven't been home in three days. My house is literally on fire. My panties were a hard crunch, but at the time the evacuees look over. It doesn't fall out. It was granola for the time. Did you charge granola?
Larry, would you eat? Where am I? What is happening? Oh, Larry, everybody's like, and Ellie, like, ah! During the vacuum, which is Larry is in Hawaii, like. Oh, yeah, literally. I texted you all. Oh, girl. I was like, are y'all safe? And he was like, yeah, I'm in Hawaii. I'm good. But then before the world caught on fire, you already had that trip. I had a plan. And I didn't do trips. I didn't do a trip in jail. Oh, Larry already had a plan. I know. I was going to say, did you do the fire? Yeah.
I hate you niche bitches. What are you talking about? Yeah, it's like Texas shit. Yeah
Okay, I saw him in public I was on a date and I saw him walk by wait crazy. I know I wanted to so bad I was so scared of him though He's actually come here and realize really I went up to him. He was like hi. What's your name babe?
I'm literally stared at me and I was like I'm wearing those nicely meet you. Oh my god, you have also Candace Owens speaking of Candace on
Why did you just get up and leave? In his own darkness retreat. Oh, it's right here right here right here. But Candice Owens speaking of she took a video of me of me frolicking around in a dress, uploaded it to her story, and was like, this is why we need to bring back real men. Did she lie?
And she did not lie, not even for a fucking second, but not even for a single second. And she put me with the likes of Harry Styles and someone else, and I was like, wow, you think I'm like Harry Styles? Now she put in the second, as she should.
Did you watch the freakin' documentary with Joe Rogan and what's his name, Instagram guy? Mark Zuckerberg? Like the episode? Yeah, the episode? No. I wanna kill him. He's so scary. Yeah. He's actually so scary. Genuine robotic, he's evil, like genuine darkness. He's amphibious. Well, I feel like anybody who has that power. When he's like scurrying around me. Wait, Trey, did she grab the suitcase?
Beervie, you guys. All right, we're back from our little break. I had to pee pee. I'm not going to lie. I've had a, yeah, they, well, we told them we were going to go pee. Well, first Quinn walked away, then the ray walked away. And I was like, okay, cool. We're all using the bathroom. I'm going to go pee. And they just left. I think they left. They just left the house. So now it's just us. So it feels empty. I miss them. They had a warmth. There's a warmth. It's so cold in here now.
I think I'm gonna start drinking coffee. Really? Yeah. I'm gonna start macro-dosing caffeine. That'd be good for you. I think it would like elevate your senses. It's a new tropic, you know. Yeah. Is it really? Mm-hmm. I do consider caffeine a drug, which I don't think that's what you just had. It is, it is. Yeah, it is, all right. Yeah, I'm addicted. I mean, you literally are. I, um... Yeah, I don't know. Guys, seriously.
Now they're running water.
Bro, I've had a really bad habit recently where I've been holding the fuck out of my pee because I don't want to miss a moment because I'm just so like, I'm so entranced in this beautiful, miracle that is life. Yeah, you have FOMO for every moment ever. I do, so I hold my pee until I'm, oh. Oh, is that a quince address? Sabrina Carpenter. Hi. You're a cute little shoeser, a little snack.
This is so important. This is so major. The movie was so good. She's an incredible performer. Are you guys still in character or are you excited for Wicked 2? I think this is just us. We finally figured out how to
come together and make this movie. So y'all have schizophrenia. What's that? Are you guys like how close? Like this or like this? It's not gonna ask. Just guess whose idea this was? Whose idea was this?
You know what's even crazier? This is her. You heard it. No one hears it, but I didn't hear shit. Let's do it again. Don't ever do that shit again. He gave me church fingers. There's some green on your lips every time you smile. I like your smile.
Y'all want a gag? Yeah. This is Quinn's Halloween costume. Wow. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Fuck, I wish I had bought a scepter. You know that gentle monster package they were giving out? Yes. They thought that was like, I want the scepter. I want the scepter. You got it? Yes, and I got it today and I didn't bring it, but literally all the monsters every day. I love it. I know it's so good. I can't breathe. This was literally my butt. Oh, I was recording how dirty my car is, but listen to what I was listening to.
Take a message back from me. And I said goodbye. You got it. Take a stare at this thought. When Horan Agroni was like, yes, it's the mother goose. I mean, she literally ate a little musical. Oh, really? I did it. Have you seen it?
I did. I love y'all's love. But I didn't know it was a musical. So when they started singing, I said, oh! Oh, yes! I haven't seen the movie yet. It's so good. It's really good. It's really good. It's really good. I see it. I'm not kidding. Other side. You have a white flick. It's gone.
Pretty, pretty good with the way to flick. You look pretty as green. Is your pussy green? I know you actually do look good green. Thank you. Yeah. My pussy isn't your problem or your business. Period. That part. Wake up America. My pussy. Pussy in power. Yes. I protect my pussy. My pussy bites back.
I don't like gays who call their penises get put mm-hmm. I don't like them actually don't care about them, but it's just like boy. You got dick and ball It was just a face stick that I put on you think am I staying I don't like it'll stay relip cuz I'm curious like oh You're good. You're so good. Yeah
Is there a hue? Wait, maybe we take it off. Maybe we take it off. I kind of like this dress. Are we ending that? Are we ending that? Are we ending that? Are we ending that? Are we ending that? Are we ending that? Are we ending that? Are we ending that? Are we ending that? Are we ending that? Are we ending that?
Ehhhhhh. Girl, your dick is gonna fall out. I was just putting on these dressy girls. You got me. I've never seen him. Have you ever seen his dick? No. You know what's crazy that you ask? This is crazy that I wrote this down actually. I think I literally was gonna ask if y'all have seen each other naked. Smell this white face. It's baby diarrhea. It smells like the pussy tree.
Oh, it really does smell like the vagina trees. I have the vagina tree right outside of my window. What's the vagina tree? You know the like pussy willows? That smell like... I think they're like magnolia trees, but they smell like vagina. Oh, it's so good. No, it's so good. And that came off so good. And you have such good skin. Good. Yeah. Gorgeous. But... She's melting. Not burping. Sorry, Massa. Misses.
Ariana and Cindy have a weird vibe. We know that. No, I don't, girl. Don't try to make me in this masculine life. Remember her mask era? Yeah, I do. You're a young Yamaera. I want to see. Oh, you know, you know.
Did I actually have a mask? No, you didn't. You did it. He gagged me. Gagged it. I'm trying to think of the craziest... Honestly, like, I would... No. I was like about to say something that I'm like... I think I've told too much of this. I can say something who wants to do secret time. Yeah, it's clock them again, so let them know.
I literally can't wait for all of us to be like crazy online. I literally can't. People who make fun of Tokyo, Tony, I see. I feel like Tony is everything. Like all of the older women who are online and people like to make fun of fish and fish.
All of the older women who people make fun of. I can't even lie. I'm like, yeah, I literally see her logic. Like, don't you make, yeah. I love her. I'm like, I see her logic. You're just brave. You're literally. That's the thing with like a Tokyo Tony or like these bitches that is crashing out. It's like they funny like on the internet, but then people's like, you should collab with them. I'm like, that energy. I don't want to be in the same room. Tokyo Tony can make me crumble.
If she looked at me with the mask, I was like, I was like, that would hurt the ad. I'm going to watch the compilation when I get home. No, but I fear that's going to be us. That's what I'm saying now. I can't wait. I'm going to let Toni all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all four of us all
That's crazy.
My secret is I know what cruising is. I always, maybe I have dick in the. I have to say that. There have been cars when I'm watching. I'm like, okay, like. I want to be the guy. Right, right. I want to do the penetration. Y'all literally can't. Oh.
You wanna do the penetrating? Yeah, my guy. No! Wait, y'all screaming about me? Literally. Maybe we could work in a emergency intercom and be like, no! Please, no! The kids were buddies, that was so real. It was real. I really call Larry, I said I'm about to crash out, I'm about to crash out, I'm about to crash out, I'm about to crash out, I'm doing live, I'm doing live, I'm doing live, I'm doing live, I'm doing live, I'm doing live.
That was so funny. The thing is TikTok genuinely could have died and I don't think I'm getting rid of Larry. Larry's secret. Larry, I never seen somebody so fucking happy. You guys are nasty. I've never done the biting stuff during sex. Have you?
You would say Larry's like fucking give it to me. I'm like, oh my god. That's your joke. You're just like, oh, definitely not. You know how you've ever seen like, like, like, nah, okay, straight girls and porns be like, fuck, baby, fuck, baby, fuck, baby, fuck, baby, fuck, baby, fuck, baby. But that's what, I know you're one of those girls during the day. Oh, oh my god. Oh, maybe I am. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is me during six.
I'm still trying to think of a secret. Go! We're over that. Yeah, you're late. Have you ever had sex with one of your friends, and then y'all were friends, and then y'all don't date, and it's just like, huh, that was crazy.
Mm-hmm. No. See, the maid is a girl thing. Yeah, I've done it. I have only done it with like two people, like done that with two people because I'm like overly attached. Same. If I like someone like... Yeah, I get attached to you. Same. Yeah, I'm like, what if we get married? And then two years I'm like... I don't want to get married. Actually, nevermind. That's how the girls miss in Lucky Blue.
Hey, I know about it. It's a second. No, I kind of get the hype. I love it. I love it. I want to teach you. I like it. I like it. I like it. You're all. I guess. That's it. Wait, let's do a media and then we can tap out. Whatever y'all want to do. Just music. We're going to go to Pilates after. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know. I did.
I want you to go to Pilates in this. It's an aloe. I'm hot at yoga.
Oh, oh, I used to love going there. I'm not good at yoga and stuff anymore. I almost fainted last time I went and I'm scared. A lot of the girls been fainting during the workout. It's like, girl, stop trying to Alexis Ryn. Just do it for the health. I know. No, I just, I almost knocked out because I literally just couldn't like I was, I had it worked out. I literally, we had it worked out in like a year. We went to this new gym and we were like, let's do it.
Boy, I would defend that, I would.
to the floor because I was like, and I had to leave early. It's so slippery. It's slippery and hot. It is hot. It's like hot yoga. Like when you do your gay boy cheese. Yes, or when you just... Can I watch? Oh, yeah, of course. We should have one. Yeah, let's do it. We should do a party. I'm down for group sets. Kai, how are you doing? I would love to join. Okay, beautiful. Let's do it. Let's be fun. I can wear this. I was like... Hi. You can wear that. I would love to wear that.
No, no, no. You're so sweet. It's missive. You're so sweet. Oh, no. There he goes. You're so sweet. It's missive. I got your gift.
Girl, let's end the episode. Okay, so. No, but yeah. I'm not talking about it. I'm letting we're like doing this and we're just talking and like, oh shit, we like need to chop up. Yeah. Okay, we'll do media, we'll do media. Let's media up. Just like name a song you like in a movie like any ever. Okay, song I like right now is White Ferrari by Frank Ocean. And my favorite movie right now is Blink twice.
Mmm. Wait, have I seen it? I've just seen it. Are you checking the letterbox? Yeah. My lip. I was going to look it up on my lip. Wait. Oh, I wish I could read you my letterbox. Review. Reviews are so good. What's your app? I don't know what, but I'm not going to say it. You didn't do your, um, you wanted to read him your things. That David sent you. Oh. We got some- Can you get my phone? Try kicking my phone. It's on the floor next to the luggage, please. We got some for you. Mmm.
You only read them all? Yeah, read them all. I can... No, you can read them all. Like, I don't like reading. I'm just sexy. I'm so bad at reading it alone. Thank you. Hey, girl. Okay. The glass crunching. Okay. Are you all ready? Mm-hmm.
Ugly bitches be like, my man got to be sick too. Bitch, you make me sick too, my son. Have you seen that one already? Yeah. Okay, tell me when this one you haven't seen. Chicks with that little mustache, be cool as fuck. You know what? You all right? I haven't seen that one. You know what?
Oh, that's a good one. Sex outside is fun until a mosquito helper secures dick. That is awesome. I got five more. Stop asking my broke ass for money. I said I'm chasing the bag. I caught that bitch.
The crunch of the glass with the cables it's really cooked in here, okay? Why people be so extra they'd be like is that you Tom? Well show us stick up my ass and call me a corn dog
Okay two more, two more. This is my favorite one. Oh my god. Wait, I got too excited. I started stimming. When the dick guy, you know, when the dick guy, you can get her to do anything. Bitch, go fry me some cereal.
That's a talking last night about how I wish I was a royal like in the fucking 1800s or like 1600s so I could just be bored just fucking be like I want to eat snake today. Don't get me a snake. I want to fly.
What I'm saying like I would just like that they have to do it Like what you're gonna be headed into the house where like I want a car. What's a car? Figure it out? Make me a wheel. Why make me fly when you said that imagine you would like the puff Just getting thrown over. Yes Right. Wait, is there one more? Oh, yeah, I was having fun. I like I know I'm more
I want more. I need more. More now. Stop saying you're dating a thug just because your man's smoke weed is sealed from Walmart. Oh my god, wow, that was amazing. That was amazing. I think that's a great way to end the episode. Yay. Well, thank you. Well, thank you. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. My song is... Where's our meeting? ...flow by Philip Glass, a movie... I haven't watched a new movie in a very long time.
My movie is Wicked. Guys, please go see these stars on screen. They're beautiful performances. Thank you guys so much for giving us the time. Love you so much.
You guys you smell so good like both of you smell so good. Thank you Also, that's how I knew they were here because I came into the apartment and I smelled something good and I Unironically because I had music playing on my phone because I thought you guys weren't here yet And then I smelled something good and I turned off the music cuz I was like They're here. It smells good in here. That's not that's not that could have been me No, no, you usually smell like asbestos
It's my chair. Oh. Yeah, it's my asbestos chair. I almost said something so nasty. OK. Thank you guys for watching. Thank you guys, actually, so much for being on. That was so fun. A long time coming. Yup, for having us. This is the best podcast I've ever done in my life. It was a movie. Thank you guys for having us. I'm so happy to know y'all to this point. I hope we know each other for so many more years. 10 more years. Oh, we're going to be all old and crazy. I want to. Four more years. Four more years. Let's go Brandon. Let's go Brandon.
Wait, is that Costco the boom? Is that what you're doing? Boom, boom, boom. That guy who was like, and four booms for his dead brother. Oh, your brother died. Four big booms for his brother. I thought we were all talk. I thought you got that guy. I know. It looked like it. Do you remember Alt-Talk? Yes. I feel like I sadly would, like, was I there? Are you visiting the tree? Are you going to be for the tree? Is that Alt-Talk? No, that's Deep Talk.
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