Episode Overview
In this lively episode, the hosts dive into the unexpected fallout of Harper dyeing her hair brown, which sparks discontent and candid discussions about marriage, friendship, and personal choices.
Key Takeaways
Harper’s Hair Transformation
Harper surprises everyone by dyeing her hair and faces mixed reactions from her friends. The transformation symbolizes deeper themes of identity and self-expression.Behind the Scenes Emotions
It’s clear from the start that not everything is as it seems on the surface. Kinsey reveals that there’s tension brewing, hinting at underlying issues in their relationships.- Kinsey expresses irritation about the group's dynamics, showing that not all is well behind closed doors.
- Their banter highlights the complexities of friendships, especially when combined with personal issues.
Marriage Dynamics
A big part of the discussion revolves around the theme of fairness in marriage.- Kinsey feels that her marriage isn’t fair, citing a lack of contribution from Mav in daily chores and responsibilities, which resonates with many listeners.
- The hosts openly share their views about typical marital conflicts, providing relatable insights for their audience. It points out the general imbalance that often occurs with household responsibilities.
Candid Discussions
The Role of Communication
The episode emphasizes the importance of discussing grievances openly within relationships.- Kinsey encourages communication instead of allowing feelings to fester, reinforcing the idea that talking about problems can prevent resentment.
Light-hearted Fun Amid Seriousness
While touchy subjects like marriage and responsibility are discussed, there’s also an element of humor throughout. The group engages in games and playful banter, showcasing their friendship.- Rock-paper-scissors challenges lead to unintended comedic moments and reveal the playful nature of their interactions.
Emotional and Humorous Highlights
Cake Incident
At one point, a cake becomes a focal point for chaos. The group’s playful antics take a turn, resulting in cake flying and laughter. This brings a chaotic yet entertaining element to the discussion, illustrating their camaraderie.- The physical comedy adds a layer to the narrative, reminding listeners of the joy found in friendship.
Personal Insights on Hair
Amidst the chaos, Harper reflects on her decision to dye her hair. The reasons behind her change hint at deeper insecurities and desire for change.- The reactions to her hair serve as a metaphor for how people can internalize judgment and feedback from peers.
Final Thoughts
In conclusion, this episode encapsulates the balance between serious discussions about relationships and the humor that can arise in friendships. The hosts tackle important subjects such as identity, fairness in marriage, and the importance of communication in a lighthearted manner, making the content relatable and entertaining. Listeners gain insights into managing personal relationships and the comedic relief found in shared experiences.
Keywords:
- Harper dyed her hair
- marriage dynamics
- friendship issues
- communication in relationships
- humor in podcasts
- personal transformation
- balancing responsibilities
- cake incident
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You guys might think that, oh, they just put on a show, and I bet behind the scenes there's just happy people. That's not the case today. Well now, what's happening? What I'm about to tell you could ruin my marriage. Oh, you're there in the face. Yeah, that's a fucking thing. Harper, your hair looks absolutely horrible. Why would you ever do that?
Welcome back guys. Today, everyone's upset. Not me. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. And me. And me. And me. And me. I'm a happy guy. That couch I can't tell you soon. They look pretty upset. We're not upset. Kinsey is irritated at me. Do you want to talk about it Kinsey?
Oh, really? I really was just grouping them together. But apparently there's something going on too. Well, I was just irritated that Cash was just talking. Yeah. No, no, we didn't ask you. I understand. Wait, Kenzie, open up. Please, hear it out. Listen, I would like to just say. Is it about me? Are you mad at me? No, it's not. But trust me, you guys might think that, oh, they just put on a show, and I bet behind the scenes, there's just happy people, not having happy lives.
That's not the case today, okay? Well now, what's happening? What's happening? Well, you guys can go first. No, I say Mav and Kinsey go first. Oh, I go first. No, it's okay. Mav and Kinsey air out y'all's issues. All right, we're fine. We're fine. Yes. We are fine.
Everyone knows when a woman says she's fine. She's not fine. All right, we play rock favorite sisters. I win. I tell the story I'm pretty sure as you basically not showing up for the contest, so I win
No. Your last chance to show up. Rock, paper, paper. Oh, this is your comes neck. Scissors, shoot. Oh, this is a test. Best out of three, too. No. No, you can't call this a lot after you start playing. You've got to call best out of three before you throw the first hand. That was a tie. OK. It was a tie, Kate. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but,
You can't, if you were to lost, you would have said best two out of three. But if you would have won, you would have been like, oh, I win, no best two out of three. Oh, we do best two out of three. You called best two out of three. I know it has won, yeah. Okay, but the game has already started because you guys threw the first hand. Bro, she is a crazy woman. She's crazy. I know it's not your fault. Dude, I'm telling you, they're both crazy. Look at them. They're, right, my favorite scissorings on if we can open up, talk on a podcast. That's right. I have my own voice. I can speak when I want. I'm gonna say. I had a dry wall on my cup. That's why I'm crazy. Okay.
Let's be honest. Okay, let's all be honest per second. All right? I'm gonna get in so much trouble if I say this. Oh, please, we can bleep it out worse or cut it. Okay.
I hate that he blinks and winks the same because I don't know if he's winking at me
I thought you winked at me. That's why I played your stupid right paper scissors. Oh, it's not actually gonna say anything. Oh, no sweetheart. It's not blink-winking blink-winking blink-winking. It does do that. Stop winking. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. It's the same thing. Wait, is that why y'all were ignoring us?
Wow. Yeah, we were about to start the episode. We're like, ma'am. He's 10 feet away on the other side of the door. No way. Because I can literally hear them talking. That's correct. At least I like it. Yeah, I'll be honest. I'm going to say it.
and I could get in trouble and y'all need to know what I'm about to tell you could ruin my marriage. It's fine, we'll just cut it if it needs to be cut. Okay, Kinsey is requesting that I retire as a five-time champ from Smash Bros permanently. No, come on. Okay, fine, that wasn't easy stuff. Yeah, okay, I think. I'm requesting that. Man, he's so scared. Yeah, I'm terrified. He's so scared. The repercussions.
Okay, I gotta say it. No! If I don't say it, the audience is gonna be so mad. So I have to say it. I mean, that's a lame podcast, if I don't say so much. No. All right. Don't say anything that's gonna, what are you doing? What are you doing? What could you possibly be doing right now? You're stopping on my hair. What could you possibly be doing? Oh, he's gonna drop it on my head again. No, don't drop it on my head again. Okay. Okay. Kenzie- She does that with no context. She's getting ready to fart on me and I was very scared. Kenzie thinks our marriage isn't fair. What?
Oh, that's what it's about. No, why would you actually say that if that's going to upset her? What? Details. No, no, details. No, details. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Wow, I did not expect me this doesn't know Kinsey, what do you think that mean case not fair about?
That's a large part of it like the marriages aren't fair like we get the better bedroom type stuff Or is it like between you two deeper? Yeah, but I gaslighted her into thinking that's okay. Okay good There is no gaslighting it is just actually fair y'all are married first and all of your first Oh see gaslighting well you did well good
If you gaslighted me well, can we would never be moving here eventually what see gaslight? If you think something's not fair you gotta say it or else me kato know then you build up anger
Okay, well, you just can't used to being involved. Okay, well, in that case, should I just say it then, Kins? No. Is it between you and Mav? Yes. Okay, we're getting somewhere. Okay. Getting somewhere. Robert, do you think it would be fair in a marriage if
Wait, how does that song go? I don't cook, I don't clean. First of all, I'll tell you something real quick about marriage, and I don't even know the story yet. Marriage is not fair. Marriage is a complete sacrifice to the other person in expecting nothing in return. Listen, I don't cook, I don't clean, but let me tell you, you got this thing. Yes, I do the cooking. Yes, I do the cooking. Yeah.
Well, Kinsey doesn't think marriage is fair, man. So that's, I don't know how much, okay fine, I'll just say it. All right. Just say it. Oh, this is like, Kinsey doesn't like that, you know, she thinks I, when I like, it's not fair. Okay, I can't really say anything.
Okay, okay, okay, so I walk in a room, right, you know, like what the why
Are you serious? I can't just move on. I gotta move on. No. Oh my gosh. You literally been in this position before and you know why this happened later on. I'm going to be so into trouble already. Oh my gosh. No, stop.
Please I'm begging you anything about my marriage anything We've gotten a big fight over I will I'll say anything. Yeah At worst we can cut it. It's not about even the audience seeing it It's obviously something that they like she doesn't want the cameras of the whole room the whole room. Okay. Well everyone pull your ears
Is it about the whole room or like wait cash three guesses five five guesses if he names the sub I can say if he's wrong, you're right. Whoa. Well, that doesn't really seem fair now Five guesses here we go
No, three. Five. Three. Five questions. 21 questions. That's it, 21 questions. Does it involve... I'm gonna answer yes or no. Yes. Okay, fair. Does it? Oh, this is so far, man. I'm not gonna let y'all down, audience. Don't you worry. Yes, he's horrible. Does it involve food? No. 20. Does it involve... 20. Does it involve work?
Kinda. Does it involve, like, housework, like cooking and cleaning? Kinda? What? Oh, does it involve, he's not going to need 20 questions. Does it involve that you think why you couldn't clean fireplace smash bros? Kinda. I mean, I'm pretty kind of on here. That's all I know. Does it involve?
Well, I think that's pretty much what it is, isn't it? Okay, doesn't it evolve? I'm opening up to audience suggestions.
I am so uninvolved in this. Does it involve- Does it involve- Does it involve- Does it involve divorce? No! No! I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming! She's saying I farted, that's why it smells. Wait, what did she say? She said I farted, that's why it smells. I saw a space when he came and he went- Okay, so does it involve that? Now it plays video games when you're cooking clean. She already said that.
Kind of. So what happened? What? You have a couple more questions. Come on. I'm only. I'm only. I'm only. I have only a six. I got 15. OK, go, go, go, go. OK, OK, OK. Does it involve. Maverick not doing his side of the marriage. Oh, no. Does involve you not doing your side of the marriage. Oh, no.
I don't know like the face you just made. Me? Did you see the way she said? No? Did you see that? No, I'm still focused on mass face to see if you're going to do anything weird and getting you weird. What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? You literally went. Did I? No. Yeah. I didn't see it. Okay. Well, does it have anything to involve with me? Yes. What the?
That was the first, yes, we got that one kind. I'm not sure that's true. She's leading us astray. I don't think that's correct. Listen, you're not going to get it because you have a man brain. What? What the? Oh, you're certainly all around it, but you just don't got it. OK, but the one about you had nothing to do with you. Oh, he's not spending enough time with you. No. Oh, that's just like a go to.
I actually pull that every single night. Every night, man. If I don't watch a four hour marathon of a TV show, I mean, I'm just a horrible husband. That's true.
Okay, any Alex pay Harper Okay, I just want to know just Maverick say it like I don't understand bro. Like just say it always to be all know what it's about now like what is about now It's obviously about cooking me and play video games when like she's cooking and cleaning and be a single mom who works two jobs and
doing all the Christmas shopping. Your room is trashed right now and she's overwhelmed with it and maybe you could help her a little bit on that end. And afterwards you're just gonna go out of the room and just go play Smash Bros. And then you're gonna show up in bed at night just in time to fall asleep.
Yeah, yeah, we've been in this before, Mav. We've run this race before. We've been in this Smash Bros. race. Listen, Kenzie. I'm going to fall asleep with how much you're not telling me. Say yes or no, talk. Those things are all true, yes. But what is it about? Because they kind of...
Oh my gosh, let's just air our drum. It's the entire world. It's not a big deal if everyone hears. What does it matter? Does it change our relationship?
No, it's just like- Does it change how people do it? To be a popular podcaster, you must be transparent with your audience. I think the point- I have words! My name's Cash and I have words! I pooped my pants, okay? Your turn, Kenzie. I think the point is more so the fact that, like, some things are supposed to stay between you two.
Even if it doesn't affect, it doesn't affect anybody else in the room. It's just like- I'll write that down. It's gonna fight. Did you please tell me? I can't say nothing, but you can get it out of her. And she agreed to 21 questions, and I don't think she played very fair, to be honest. Just say it. I'm sorry. It's okay. You don't understand- Are we already talking about harbors here?
trying to change the subject? Yes, I wanna, no, I'm not pulling my hair out until I hear about this. That's good, that's good, I like that heartburner, I like that. Well good thing, I didn't care, you're gonna be screwed with them now. Hey, Kate, Kate, I guess we'll move on now. How about Kansi's best secret? What were you mad at?
Um, I wasn't really mad. I just like, I don't know. Decided to be angry? No. She does that a lot. That is not true. I do not decide to be angry. I'm kidding. All right. What were you mad at? No, I think for like two minutes before the podcast, I just got really like overstimulated and a little like high strung because like we just filmed like an episode that was close to an hour and a half and it felt forever. And then I go downstairs and I changed and I was like, gosh, we still have a whole other episode to film.
and Harper's gotta get home and study for finals and we started late today. And then I'm starving, I'm really hungry. So I'm eating a bag of granola and then I come upstairs and the podcast is just like trashed. I'm like, are we gonna reset this? No, we're not gonna reset it. We're just gonna go ahead and film the second episode. And I'm like, okay. And then Cash was like, oh, can you get the TV on it? And I don't know how to get the TV on it. I'm not the TV girl. I'm just the girl comes and sits on the pink couch. That's all I am. You are the TV girl.
Some people are starving, and this is your issues? No, I'm telling you, I was just high strung, and then you really asked me to do something, and our studio is trashed, and I'm hungry, and we're taking way too long to get these episodes filmed today, and Harper's got to study for finals, and that's why I was a little bit snappy, and that's all I was saying. I'll say some quick points. Long story short. Kate's hangry.
Yeah, it sounds like it. Harper doesn't need a study for finals. Yes, I do. Yeah, and apparently my clothes keep me thrown on the floor. My finals are tomorrow. And I'm still having you on Friday because it's a half day. I thought you weren't going to college. Yeah, but my mom still wants me to. Yeah. You might change your mind, but you know what I cannot do? I have to change my mind too.
Clothes can no longer be thrown on the floor. And the magic floor picks him up. That's what it was about. I used a magic floor, and before marriage, I said, there is one thing I really want. You're so right. I warned you. I said, listen, Kinsey, I was going to want a magic floor. That's all I asked for. And she said, whatever, I can deal with the magic floor.
It's just, no, no, no, Matt, that's like straight laziness because there's a laundry basket right next to wherever you're driving your clothes. Gosh, you should do that too, and he doesn't do it anymore. Laziness, you call me into the laundry room to carry the laundry basket for you. Because I have so many clothes that I have to carry in my back hurts and it's heavy and you can do that.
That's the point. There's, I have carrying the laundry basket. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You have to pass into the laundry basket. You have to pass into the laundry basket. Carry the laundry basket? I have to be two stacking laundry baskets up the stairs. Well, congratulations to Kinsey, but I don't want to do that. Okay, that's okay, yeah, that's okay. I have a husband that will carry the laundry basket for me, so I won't allow him to do that. But apparently, I am a bad husband. I'm sure that those words never came out of her mouth. It was something like that. I'm sure those words never came out of her mouth. My...
Magic floor is no longer going to exist. Wait, I got a question. Have you guys ever said like, you're a bad husband, you're a bad wife? No. Have y'all?
You wanna do it real quick? No, I didn't do that. I just did one time. You guys do it first, and we'll do it. I feel like Kidzy wants to say it right now, so just get it out. No, I'm not saying it. Say it one time, and it'll be great for the intro. Ready? I wanna hear it. No, I'm not saying it. I would be great for the intro. I wanna hear it. I wanna hear it. I got y'all back and forth. Yes, see, they have no shame. Why do you have shame? Maybe because there's truth behind it. What? That's a bad husband. Listen, I am. Just say it. Just say it. You're not wife. You're a bad husband.
You are bad! Just say it, it's really not me. Kate really wants to say it and that's freaking me out, I'm gonna be honest. She's like, I'm excited. Well you just made fun of me for having you carry my laundry basket. Yeah, I did. I did do that.
Anyways, I feel like we should move on. I feel like we should, no way, we can't reveal Harper's hair yet. No, not until Kinsey at least says something, because she's been so quiet for 10 minutes. Well, we gotta move on. She's not gonna say it. Dude, I'm sorry. She's not gonna talk at all. Does my mic even work? Yeah, it does. Is it because we were one of the dead deer or the antlers? What? Kinsey killed a deer.
Here if you put this in your socks, it feels weird to walk. It's like you have a growth. Oh Yeah, why are your slayer socks black is it from this carpet probably? My sock is yellow. Oh my gosh. No, this is bad. These are my inside house shoe slippers
Wait, how is the carpet going? Oh my gosh. That's bad. That's why I wear shoes everywhere in this house because the floor is dirty. All right. Well, since Kinsey's not going to say it, and Kate really wants to yell at me for being a badass, Ben. We're going to move on. We're going to move on now. All right, Harper, you can show your new hairdo. No, no, no, no, I'm sure you're here. I mean, it's a big room. I mean, like, we're 20 minutes in. I know. Dude, I totally forgot finals tomorrow. You do? What finals? Chemistry, Spanish, ELA, Avid, and Cheer.
Can you spell chemistry? Can you tell me what you're trying to say? Wait, spell chemistry. I have a C-H-E-M-I-S-T-R-Y. Was that right? That was so good, yeah. Good job. Stay in school. Stay in school. I mean, it sounds like she can graduate to me. I didn't even know that question. Come on. No, Barbara, what is your cheer final consist of? Birthday cake.
Well, we got that. Do you want to be my best friend? Your best friend? Erm. Erm. Moving on. I'm sorry. You're my best friend. You're my best friend. Really? I mean that. Did somebody say... Salay. Did somebody say... Did he? No.
Birthday cake. Uh-oh. Who took the birthday cake? It's gone. Who took it? It's gone. And first of all, why did everybody run? That was bad, everybody ran. And I'm gonna find who took my birthday cake. I had a birthday cake right here, and it's gone now. There's no way it's gone.
Probably for the better honestly We need to put my back in I think the my god unplug the guys
Oh, the mic itself is caked, yeah. Okay, yeah, because he's about to throw a cake at me. Oh. Oh, she had forgiveness in her heart. Ah, yes. Just some good cake. You really ruined a great cake. Oh, that was unexpected. That was unexpected.
Did you get it? Yeah, that's okay. I could kill somebody. You brought that on yourself, woman. I did nothing to you. All I wanted was a magic floor. She tried to take her anger out on me because of the how this podcast started. And that's cruel. You should never resort to violence.
Oh my gosh. This was in my nose. No, we really got to stop bringing cake on the set. Every single time the cake gets destroyed. I'm tired of cleaning cake off the carpet, man. Pinsie, you're going to get so much cake on you. Pinsie, I probably stop or else he's going to, he's going to really. What are you going to do? I'm already caked. No, you're not. Trust me. You still look human right now. What does that supposed to mean? The daughter eyelashes and everything.
That's her eyelashes are a little cakey. Yeah, you got cake You better stop. Okay, you're gonna regret it man. You're gonna Oh This is about oh
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I mean, is he just doing his wife right now? I know what he's just doing his wife. I'm so sorry. I mean, this is, I'm a front row steeze to one of the best shows I've ever seen. This is stupid! Why do you die with no stronger than women? Fair fight! Oh my god.
It looks really good Why do you resort to yelling?
I mean, I will give you mine, but stop it going honestly. Guys, just cake is really good. Please stop eating the cake off the mic, bro. Barbara, stay in front of my camera. This is my beauty shot. Can you move? Barbara, you can sit down. You're safe. You're safe. Why not? It's really good.
There are crumbs. No, you can get that for you. You can sit down. There you go. Did your cakey all hands? What are you doing, Kate? I'm making AOC for myself. Okay. Hey, grab some toilet papers, make you a little seat. Yeah, anybody need napkins? I got a lot of them.
We don't need napkins off the set. You know what napkins I got, man? You know, I should've expected that after how this podcast started. But it really came out of that field. I was not ready for that. That was a plot twist. Dude, when she was setting the cake down there, I didn't know I didn't think she was about to hit you with it. No. Holy cow, ma'am. Hold up your phone. Oh, I know. My phone got cake, ma'am. The face phone looks like a birthday cake. What are you doing? We're getting good. We got baked. Hello. Not that kind of baked. That sounded bad. Ma'am, Kate, what are you doing? I mean, there's cake in my life. Why are you holding it like that?
Yeah, you just look funny. Okay, you can sit down. Okay, I mean, I promise you it's gonna be okay. Man, you'll be fine. Okay, yeah. Well Harper, you got black hair. Oh my goodness, I didn't even recognize you. I thought you were my mom. What? What? That's crazy. Harper dyed her hair. Why did you dye your hair? Are you going through your email phase right now? Yeah.
Wow. I'm so sorry for the noises. This is about to make. What's your favorite band? Oh, no, there's cake. Do you want to actually hear my favorite? Hey, oh, I'll get that.
Oh. Oh, I mean, that's horrible to look at. Did he lick it? Yeah, he's licking it. Yeah, man, I'd stop that, man. It tastes good, dude. I don't know if I would do that anymore. That makes you want to spit. That makes you want to spit. What? Can you hear me? That makes you just want to spit. Hey, can we play a really fun game called Guess the Price of Everything on the Set and How Much Money We've Lost in Damages? Ready? In this episode? And just all of them. Because now we got to get a new mic. Well, the whole sixth script.
I'm mad about it. A little bit more now. Oh, wait. Holy cow, a TV breaks that easy. Wow. I didn't know that would happen. How was I supposed to do that? Does anybody know the TV count we're on yet? Like five, six? That's not too bad. You're having fun now? They're only like $200 a piece, so I guess. Hey, there you go. All right. Good job, Harper.
Guys listen I also dyed my hair What you look like an upa lupa? No, it's red. It's in tarpa doesn't have red hair anymore. There's gotta be some redhead. No, you look pink, bro. What you have to lick my michael weird Oh serious question. How much does this might cost?
Not enough cake. Do you wanna go? We don't have enough to cover these damages, so please subscribe. What? We can't afford it. And we can't afford a cleaner to come and clean this. Actually, we can, guys. I've been stealing from the company. I can pay that back, sorry. I didn't know you needed that. Also, I think we might have an opening for a new host, because I don't think Kate's coming back, or Kinsey's coming back anytime soon. Oh no, she is cooked.
Comment down below if you would like to be the new I feel so bad for her Why she started it Matt no you came out of the bedroom and told everybody a conversation that she clearly wanted to stay between you two I Did not I did not I did not you started I started I started to look good right now. No, I'm trying to look good because Yeah, you look you look like you got ran over by a truck on this side
You got tire marks on your face. It's like tire marks. It looks like pretty tire marks. I mean, that brings a whole new major. You look like you just got hit by a buzz. No, you look like you look. No, I think I'm not look like the buzz. Okay, yeah, I got it from Jake Jock. That's a hilarious thing to say, though. Really?
Yes, I got that from TikTok. Yeah. You didn't have to tell me. Well, you guys, I stopped. What? That's disgusting. You stopped, dude. You told me he's going to die about a heart attack before this episode ends. Guys, there's so much cake left and we don't have a vacuum. Something's got to happen. Hey, I did order a new vacuum. Be here Friday. We're still in these safe notes. No, Stella will die. I'm not going to lie, guys. Stella threw up the other night. Kinsey, how's like some like, like,
Super-parent reflexes, and I just start talking so many times. Oh, I hate dogs throw up slight noise. Just like I jumped out of bed. I'm like where you go?
I go for her shoulder. It slams in a dove in the bathtub. Oh my gosh. I'm like, what's happening? And she's like, Stella was throwing up. I was like, how did you know that from a... Just like she threw up in the bathtub?
Yeah, but it wasn't like regular throw up. You think throw up like whet stuff. We don't need details. No, you trust me You trust me you do you think regular throw up like dog throw up like looks disgusting not this throw up this thing I kid you not throw up a perfect bird's nest. It was like It was like I'm sorry It was like six she had eaten it in like a little bird nest with a little straw on top. I don't know
and it was like dry. That's so stellar. It wasn't even like wet. Wait, what? Her throat was dry? Her throat was dry. It was just like a bunch of sticks and a clump. It was like. Sticks? Yes. Sticks? That's disgusting. No slobber. No slobber. Just dry sticks. Just imagine she's imagine like a bird nest. Like you see those little bird nests for those little birds? Yeah. Imagine that in your throat and just came up.
Oh my gosh, that's so dry. It was impressive. I was like, that's crazy. But that dog eats everything. That dog's eaten probably 10 things of her underwear. Oh my gosh, my mom eats my underwear. Kinsie, she told me that when she lived alone, she would go out in the yard in the morning and find her chewed up underwear just in the yard, because Stella would throw it up. Oh, that's horrible. And then, one time when Kate was dog sitting, Stella, she ate one of her underwear, too.
Why? What are these dogs doing, man? Oh my gosh, this is really gross. What's the set? Blue and white and pink frosting all in my mind. I'm not going to lie. I texted Alex before the episode. It's like, hey, can you order an extra mic just in case we break one in the near future? We might need to order an extra four or five. I think we should always have like three mics.
I'm gonna get it. And we gotta get a new TV, man. Oh my gosh, it's almost like you knew that would happen when you slapped it and crushed it. Honestly, I didn't. I thought doing that would not shatter it. Can you stop making those noises? It's like really disgusting. I feel really bad for Kenzie.
I know, I'm literally- She's in a warm shower right now, and she got hit by a truck. No, I feel bad because I literally have been in her position before, where I'm low-key so mad at cash, but I have to laugh it off. She's not mad, trust me? I mean, she might be mad, I mean.
No, trust me, because earlier guys, y'all are gonna be mad, but I had to bring up something that wasn't really a big deal, which was the magic floor thing, because there was another thing she was actually mad at. Are you kidding me? Not kidding. We wasted like 20 minutes of the first- It was a good bait and switch though, you bought it, so... I feel scared. I don't subscribe if I was you guys. Dude, I go back to black. Back to black hair?
Back to back to black. Wait, what is it? Is it not a song like back to black? Back in blue. Oh, no. I can see it. First take in my L. Well, since I'm in your what? In my LOL, there's cake in the way. I can't really scratch my face. Can you scratch it?
I don't do that. I'm fine, honestly. It's itching right here, please, Kat. Oh, yeah, there you go. Dude, I was like one of those, you know those like stainless steel scrubbers? Yes. That's what that looks like. It honestly does. Oh, but now y'all asked me what my favorite band is. I will tell you. Okay. Oh, because he asked me now like 10 minutes ago. Okay, what's your favorite band? Oh, yeah, yeah. Stop! Where are you, anyone?
I have fast reflexes, man. Okay, clap, I just wanted to eat some more cake. How do you want to eat more cake? That cake was good. Do you get a tummy ache when you eat too much sugar? What? I mean, that's a crazy thing. I sort of really eat this, but there's way too much hair on it. I can't. Otherwise, I can't have like, oh, oh. I say we good idea. The inside can't have hair on it. So I just got to pull the crust off. Oh my gosh, I want to throw up.
Okay, well, there's that. Oh, that's enough to make me gag and die and pass away. Actually, it's Harper. What's your favorite band you were saying? So, cigarettes after you know what? Oh. What the heck? That's a band name? Am I gonna say that? No. You can't say, you don't say the last part, but like, I think that's pretty good music. I love it so much. I love hideaway. Um, we do the good ones. Not anyway. Attaway. Attaway. I love that or hideaway. I love the neighborhood.
Dude, why does everybody like the neighborhood? I cannot snare them. That's the only song I know. Cash hates like any music that like people were like, oh, this is good music. Like what's it called? Music from like the 2000s? Psych? I love music from the 2000s. Oh, I do like I do like a Kinsey Ziggler Anatomy. That's a good song. That song's so good. That's what I really like. You guys don't know like pretty boys. Peak music is like it's just
No, I don't even know that was a band so you're ahead of me cigarette daydreams come a little closer like they're all on my That was such a good song in 2020 dream I do know that song you are only 70 and you like it, don't you?
No, I like Flow Rider. What is that Kage Delafint song you have saved? Wicked. And you'll blow them out with the whole baby. No, it's come a little closer to me. It's a crazy song to be your favorite. That was one of my favorite songs of my generation. My generation. Your generation. It was literally the other day we were in the car and the song Unwritten came on where it's like, you know, staring on your skin. That song, he's like, oh, I hate everyone in the car. It's like old style music. I don't like old style. It's not old style music. It's 2000s. It's like, hey. Do the rain on your skin.
No one else can feel it for you. No one else can feel it for you. No one else can feel it for you. No one else can feel it for you. No one else can feel it for you. No one else can feel it for you. No one else can feel it for you. No one else can feel it for you. No one else can feel it for you. No one else can feel it for you. No one else can feel it for you. No one else can feel it for you. No one else can feel it for you. No one else can feel it for you. No one else can feel it for you. No one else can feel it for you. No one else can feel it for you. No one else can feel it for you. No one else can feel it for you. No one else can feel it for you. No one else can feel it for you. No one else can feel it for you. No one else can feel it for you. No one else can feel it for you. No one else can feel it for you
I'm totally not gonna be able to podcast right now. I'd be totally in there apologizing.
No way. You're first. No, I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I don't think she's mad. What I am very scared of is she's had a long time to be in there plotting. That's terrifying. I kind of. No, I mean, I saw tears as she was walking away. No, there was no tears. Oh, she's back. And see, that's a plotting face. We were talking about you as a plotting face. We were not talking about you, but Maverick was. He was.
You're a bold woman for coming back. Okay, I'll continue with what I was saying. She's the most amazing woman I've ever met. In my entire life. That's not what he was saying. If there was somebody that would have to, you know. Shower mid-podcast. Maybe like give birth to Jesus in today's time. This is the first time I've ever showered on. This is the first podcast somebody's ever showered on. And been back? And been back. Yeah, I think that is actually. Is her mic on? Should we go for two in one episode? No. I will.
You won't get her dirty, Mav. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That would be it. Matt, you won't do it. If she provokes me, I will. No, I was trying to do you, Mav. You're right. Matt, if you did that. I haven't got to shower. I haven't forget, Mav. Well, I did to you. You have a little bit of cake in your hair. Yeah, but if I hold a shirt, my phone, my couch. I just had to literally shove the shower head up my nostrils to get all the cake out.
And you know that if you did that, yes if you see the plot is telling me I have to. That is telling me that you don't. Or the plot in real life. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, she's gonna do it. I would have been in bed like right now. He's gonna do it. He's gonna do it. He's gonna do it. Ma'am, you're so lame if you do that. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, she's gonna do it. Oh my gosh, she's gonna do it. I would have been in bed like right now actually. He's gonna do it. Ma'am, you're so lame if you do that. Oh my gosh, she's gonna do it. Oh my gosh, she's gonna do it. I would have been in bed like right now actually. He's gonna do it. Ma'am, you're so lame if you do that. Oh my gosh, she's gonna do it. Oh my gosh
Yeah, everyone is going to catch you in the comments, but I'll always be right now. Well, everyone's hair. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you like it. The pink hair is crazy. Yeah, if you're going to do it, at least get a good shot of it. Mav, mav, mav, did a good shot of it. Do I swear if you do that? That's so messed up. I'll put this on your face right now. I'll put it on your face. That's so messed up. I will try. Don't do it. That's messed up. Yeah, don't do it. Oh my gosh.
Oh That was like so unnecessary that was kind of yes But this is a sure I got from New York. I picked it out for her. Sorry. I was
That was pretty rude. I mean, that was pretty rude. Oh. I think she's trying to kill him. Oh, it's in her hair. It's in. Matt's about to be on one of those Netflix documentaries. I'm gonna go. And we got it on 4K and five different angles. Oh. Tiger, give me some cake. Give me some cake. I got you. What are you doing? I'm sorry. I tried not to hold you back. It's not working, Kinsey. Oh, oh, oh. No, wait. It's just so unnecessary. No.
I had to strike first because if you don't strike first you strike last and that's not good What carpet carpet what do you mean carpet? Oh my gosh? What is he trying to say? The cake had carpet on it. Oh my gosh You attacked me remember back in Kenzie if there was a time it's gonna
Okay. Okay. Slap. Now I deserve the cake slap. I would have been crying like that in a slap at the same time. It's a lie. She's a much stronger lie than the cake slap you. That's a lie. Wait, wait, Kinsey, get behind him? That's a lie behind him? Get behind him and then do a cake slap around him. I'm giving you permission for one hand. Okay. Drop the other hand. Okay. I mean, this is gonna... Look forward. Oh my gosh, Kinsey, I'm so sorry. Look forward! Oh, man.
Oh. No, let me put it up your nostrils. No. I look like a psychopath. I'm joking. What? I mean, I had to break it to you, but you both look like a psychopath. I think they're going to break the couch. OK, OK, I'm done. I'm done. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I'm trying to give you a kiss. No.
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It's up to you. No, I mean you're here now. You might as well just You might as well sit right there and talk. I don't know if we're gonna take out of that couch. What? Alice is saying we got a steam cleaner. I'm mad because I can't get my phone case. Let alone she's taking her hair. Can't call my phone case. Wait, Harper, how's your phone case stayed so clean? I mean you're in all this mess in her phone case. Do I have this from better help? It's from better. Babe, do I look crazy? No.
You look pretty. Are you, Paige, should I, should I get off camera? Should I get off camera? You don't even look bad. No, you actually, you don't like bad. You look better than Harper's new freaking haircut. Yeah. You look pretty, you look prettier than me on normal days. Why are you looking at me like that? Because I will get you back. Because you got, keep going on your face. You're already going to be back! Twice!
No. Two charges. Everything I did was revenge. No, Matt, you started this. We went over it. You started all of this. No, she threw it at me. Oh my gosh. She threw it at you. I feel the mustiness, like how you feel right now. I feel the mustiness. Thank you. I feel messy right now. Her understanding of her said she just must be just by looking at you. That's crazy. Nobody knew my hair's fake.
What? No way. No, I think your hair actually looks really good. You're telling me I dyed my hair for real and you fight, baked it. And there's cake on the bottom of my socks. Oh man, I'm so hungry. Harper, what made you want to dye your hair? You, like you always were making fun of me and stuff and it just got to me. I'm calling her a basketball. Wait, you're saying you dyed your hair because I called you a basketball? Yeah. Annoying orange. Annoying orange. Big red.
Little red. No red. You can't say little red after that. I can't. Big red. Man, my. Dude, I can't. That sucks. That sucks. What sucks? Kenzie. Kenzie, what about your hair? Dude, I would rather have, I would rather not have cake in my hair.
Really? Hey, I will say though, when I was washing my face in there, my face felt so smooth. You're welcome. From the icing, I was like, oh my gosh, am I Hannah Montana with a ketchup right now? The ketchup? Yeah, that's your welcome. No, that's the wrong thing. What? I have cake on the bottom of my house slipper. Hey, everybody, before you get off this black carpet, take your socks off. Dude, that's Kate requests every time we make the set messy. Guys. Well, because it's going to be tracked throughout the rest of our home. No, it's not. Yes, it will.
You know it will. Maybe, maybe, maybe. I'm his possibility. I'm just like, I don't even know what to say anymore. Have a birthday. Dude, like, I feel so bad for Kinsey. Like, what? Like, that's a terrible hunt. The icing scent is making me want to throw up. You know what? Because everyone thinks that I struck first with my words, apparently. You did. I'm going to tell the truth. You called it kill the kindness. Yeah. See? Yeah, the truth is not going to make you look good, ma'am.
Hey, say it. Yes, it will, it will. The truth was set you free. It's what George Washington said. So I'm going to say it. That sounds like facts. Listen. Go on. I feel like every podcast I've done. No, I'll just get in trouble more. You can't say something. Everybody's eyeballs got so big. I don't like everyone. I don't like everyone. I don't like everyone. I don't like everyone. I don't like everyone. I don't like everyone. I don't like everyone. I don't like everyone. I don't like everyone. I don't like everyone.
I really can't. I think it'll be worse than the cake on my face. Genji on a scale from 1 to 10. How mad would you be if he said it? Well, I mean, at this point, he's basically said it. So say it. So say it. Sure, you can say it. OK. Because you're probably going to say hi. Oh, it's going to work a lot. But.
Kinsie works a lot also. And then on top of that, she tries to take care of the bedroom. She cooks for me. She's got a lot on her plate. And I got a lot on my plate because she cooks for me. Okay. That's my story. Okay. But that was crazy. Anyways, after I finished my plate, I go to the room at night and dinner in the day and things. I walk in there and last week, there's been like,
piles of laundry. And I'm like, I don't know what this laundry is. And then I found out it's all clean. And it's just on the floor and piles. Well, I mean, who would do that? Yeah, exactly. So I said, I don't understand what's going on. I don't understand. And then she she got mad that I got. She thought I was mad about the laundry because I was like, telling her if you don't have time to do the laundry.
So we need to figure out a solution. No, he was looking for a one shirt. She said, she said, well, why don't you? No, that was a part of the deal. Okay. Magic four. Magic four. Okay. Okay, keep going. Yeah. So anyways, there will no longer be magic. And I'll
And yeah, that's like Kinsey. What's your side? He's looking for a shirt, and he walks in. Keep in mind, they play Smash Bros every night. Not every night. How long do we play Smash Bros? Three times a week. 20% of the night. How often did they play Smash Bros? That's so bad. No, I mean, so serious. I would say the last, I don't mean, they'll let you catch a stray, babe. But ever since they've got here,
Listen, all I'm saying is that the boys never had a fourth person to play Smash with. So when Paige got here, they realized there was a fourth guy to play Smash with. Oh, okay. Blah, blah, blah, blah, he played games. No, it's not paintball.
You guys are the married mid and you should learn to balance your time with your friends and your wives and your work better. I would say overall, you guys are playing Smash at the very least 50% of the week, which is too much when you have a wife that you have to come to bed to and you have to prioritize time with her as well. Yo, I wouldn't care if Loki likes you.
That's what I'm saying if you may want to play smash Let him play smash the problem is not the smash the problem is that can you screw over a little bit in your mic? Hold on. I'd like to make it known two things one to make it sound like we play smash without you guys And we're not trying to spend time with you is crazy because we've invited both of you open a station When you guys are choosing not to spend time with us
No, because we don't want to try to take an interest in what your husbands are interested in. No, that's not the point though. I don't sit there and I don't make cash read my books because I like to read books or I've always wanted to watch a romance movie with cash. He will not watch one with me. I don't sit there and force him to watch romance movies. I don't believe in it.
Let me ask you this, when you lay down at night, do you read your book sometimes when he's there? No, I turn on the TV to do something to get to TikTok. Much better, much better. I try to get something to do with cash, I try to talk to him, I try to watch TV. Okay, all right, yeah, I think. It seems to cake or the couch. That's the couch, Tony. Cake or couch, let's find out. All right, Kenzie, say your side here.
I don't care that he plays Smash Bros. I'm sorry, go ahead. No, it doesn't. I don't care that he plays Smash Bros. I care that he plays Smash Bros. and then proceeds to walk into the room and be like, why isn't this done? No, I never said that after Smash Bros. That's mad. That's crazy. That's crazy. Why isn't this done? I didn't say that! That's pretty words to my bad. But the women say about it, you know how many times I've heard why isn't the show fixed yet?
I just got done playing Smash Bros. Why isn't this done? Why is the room not clean? Why am I not fed? Why shouldn't the trash take down? Why not fed? Listen, you know what I've never had to hear though? Maverick, why isn't the credit card bill paid? You know why? Because that bill is always paid! Because that bill is always paid! Because that bill is always paid! Because that bill is always paid! Because that bill is always paid! Because that bill is always paid! Because that bill is always paid! Because that bill is always paid! Because that bill is always paid! Because that bill is always paid! Because that bill is always paid! Because that bill is always paid! Because that bill is always paid! Because that bill is always paid! Because that bill is always paid! Because that bill is always paid! Because that bill is always paid! Because that bill is always paid! Because that bill is always paid! Because that bill is always paid! Because that bill is always paid! Because that bill is always paid! Because that
This is a crazy conversation. Wait, don't be so much trouble. Why don't, if laundry's like a big deal, I mean, why don't you guys just hire out a... Oh! Why don't we? And have fabric pay for it. Yeah, why don't we? Oh, I'm dead, never mind. I think all, but I just said I just take it back. You guys can pay me, I'll do it for you. No, you won't. No, no, I was for real. Like, we had, like...
We are all very, very, very busy. We don't really have time for laundry, like, I'll be honest. None of us, why don't you guys, like, pace them when to do it? Especially with all our laundry, because we have to shoot multiple things a day, which means we have to change clothes like three, four times a day sometimes, and we're getting all of them dirty. And not just dirty, cakey, and peanut buttery. So laundry's a lot of work around here. And sticky, and gooey. Yeah, so I mean, why is my solution not valid?
I don't know. I wish I would have thought of that myself. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. Did I hit a sensitive topic?
It's not for cameras. Not for cameras? Yes, but it is for microphones, so here you go. No, no for microphones. You're right, audio, oh no. No, there is just like, because I agree, I really, I mean, if someone were to come in and like do all of our stuff like clean and laundry, like that helps, but also at the same time, just the way cash, Alex will set the camera angles up every single episode, but you have to double check it and make sure it's the way you like. That's the same thing with us. We want our laundry done the way we want. Exactly. So why?
Would you want me? You would learn. We put so much into these videos. Like every episode I've realized that we get it all dirty. Like we put so much into these episodes. Well, it's not just these. We have like 10 other channels that we film on every day. Yeah, we do. And so that's all yummy. Yeah, but you're in school. So you're busy too. Yeah, you are filming. Yeah, you are.
doing school, and then dying your hair on the side. I mean, no. Laundry was not the topic I thought this episode was gonna be about, but no, we are, man. Thanks. I've had two obnoxious, you know what? If we're talking about your laundry issues, we can talk about our laundry issues. We've never had laundry issues. No, but I really don't like, I'm trying to make things better for them.
Oh, okay, we're gonna relate. No, I can relate. No, we went out and we filmed our music video this weekend. And Cash, when he goes out to film music videos, he grabs his whole closet. And because my brain can't let the clothes be outside of the house and a dirty studio and they're just hanging back up on the rack like they're clean because they're not clean, even if you didn't put them on. They have to be washed again. So I've had a humongous pile of laundry that has been sitting on the floor for a week.
Well, that's what ours was. Same thing. It was that pile. From the music studio. Well, she cleaned them, but then they had just set their dirty or set their clean. Well, yeah. Well, put in them away takes time too. And then I sorted the piles and he mixed them all together. Yeah, because there was four piles in from him. So I tried to help, which, you know, I was told to do and put them all in a pile.
Yeah. Listen. I think who's at fault here is the viewers because we just are doing so much for you guys. We have no time to do it. They know what else. They came here to see us talk about Harper's hair. All right. Yeah. So let's clip farm for a second. No, Harper was like came over you to do this though. Like I kind of vibe with it. Yeah, did you not like red hair?
She doesn't like red air. Dude, my hair feels like so greasy. Can I make a disclaimer? You guys aren't clip farming well. Can I make a disclaimer? No, it's supposed to go like this. Harper, your hair looks absolutely horrible. Why would you ever do that? Yeah, that's clip farming. There you go. Oh, okay. All right, sorry, I'm sorry. Okay, wait. Can I make a disclaimer?
Yeah, sure, disclaimer, let's go for it. It's not actually y'all's fault. Like, we really love making videos for you guys. That's the disc. You look so much better with orange hair. Look, no! I touched Harper's hair and I got black ink on my face.
Oh my gosh. What are you guys doing? Up my nostril. She's showing me the black ink of my nostril. Wow. Yes, it's fake. Is it? I didn't know that. Yes. I dyed my hair, fakely. I honestly think since you dyed your hair, you're going to lose all your followers and views because it's because of the red hair. That's a crazy statement that is not. That's a good clip. That was clip farming. It's called clip farming. Let me give you a good shot. Okay. Harper, you dyed your hair black.
Ready, ready for this? Oh my goodness, this is like a catch 22. Whatever that is, because I can see if it's coming. Cash died his hair too. I did, yes, my hair died too. Cash is a new harper. I welcome, I'm gonna be the little cash. Cash, why is your hair pink? Oh my gosh, it is not pink, it is red. Pink, also pinky on your face. No! Okay. Candy's got gray-ered. Gray-ered?
Guys, I was thinking about man. Yeah, I'm taking the shower. Yeah, so Anybody got any last words, man? I just my last words. Don't click farming well enough. What do you mean? Do you want more? Yes Harper if you if I dyed my hair like yours Wait, what's going on?
Okay, well that's in the intro now Yeah, that was right out of the cashmaker handbook
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