Happy New Year 2025

Happy New Year! We know how much you guys love Fancy Bee. We love them too. And so we put together a little Fancy Bee compilation, if you will. I mean, I did it myself. I'm the one that edited this whole thing. And that's because I wanted to show Fancy how much I really appreciated him and loved him for the new year. So enjoy, bad friends. What's your deal? Why are you so uppity and throwing darts at people? I don't know, I just feel good. You feel it. There's our server. Hi, uh, hey. Hi. Hello.

Oh, it's so you. Oh, you do. It's a one man shop. Do you cook as well? I do. Oh, okay. Are you Argentinian? I am. Wow. So do you have any specials? Chimichurri steak. Chimichurri steak, that's all you got. That's it. That's it. Can we get a menu? Chimichurri steak. That's all they serve. It should be churri steak. Well, do you guys want to put in a drink order or something like that? Do you want something to drink them, I guess? I want.

a lemonade a lemonade first of all because you only have chimichry steak here so what are the first options to see if you would have lemonade we have wine wine and water and water okay with lemon we can put it lemon you can put lemon in the water yep or the wine would you like water

Lemon water. Will that suffice? I don't drink. I don't drink. So I'll have just, I guess a water. Okay. I don't really want, why not? I'll just have some water as well. Are you sure there's nothing? There's like nothing else back there. We have energy drinks. Oh, well, I love the energy. What brand? We have Red Bulls.

Perfect. I'll have a sugar-free Red Bull? No. Only with sugar. I'll have a regular Red Bull. Fine. We'll take those. Yeah. Thank you so much. What a weird restaurant. I mean, honestly, just chimney steak. Wine? Yeah. Chimney tree steak. Red Bull. And water. That's it. I don't know how they say business.

So Dominguez, oh yeah, sir, and we'll just take three steaks, obviously, because we fucking can't choose anything. Can we medium? Okay, do we have an option? Oh, we can choose. Can we do medium? No, yes, medium. That's the only thing you do. Yeah. I'd like medium rare, if that's possible. No, that's not the only hot medium. You can just under cook it a little bit. They don't have medium. The chef doesn't like suggestions, so. Yeah, yeah. Okay. So I guess we'll have three medium chip three steaks.

I'll have a red ball, you want a red ball? Three red balls, water, lemon water. Water's all around. Yeah, but no lemon for mine. No lemon for his, please. No ice in mine, please, if you could. Yeah. Uh, did you get all that? Let me write it down. Why don't you. Can you repeat it back so we make sure you order right? Yeah, you can memorize that. I think you guys wanted this thing, right? Yes. I was with a woman.

We have to go on. We're making out her space. Then she stopped. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no, I'm her body, her choice. All right. Yeah. Her body, her choice. Her body, her choice, right? Her body, her choice. And then she looked and she goes, I just, I'm not attracted to you. Yep.

You're fat. You're fat. No. No, that's boo. She called you and I go. Oh, she didn't realize until that moment. Okay. Damn, Lyle. Lyle? Are you like a character right now?

Yeah, that was yeah, the Menendez killers are hard dude. Well Saturday morning. I woke up I wait so I went to the love of the Lencia hotels spent the night there Went to the store and then spent the night there to give Dan a 40 or 40 your cake I saw the photo at his 40 men's meeting 40 years sober anniversary cake shout out Dan and then it was great because it looked like a supermarket cake Didn't miss that. I'll tell you I you're really gonna fucking piss me off today. I'm not in the mood to fucking play right now

I mean, what is one, number one, do you know how A meetings work? No. Okay. So every week, and Carlos can back me up, right? You look like a supermarket cake. You're a fucking piece of shit. So this is how it works. Was it?

Well, is it? It was. This is how it works. Where was it? Was it Ralph's? I don't know. I didn't even look at the cake. It was Vons? Yeah. This is how it works. John. Every year they do like a, you know, they do a group census, consensus, not group, a group meeting where they nominate people that do like chairs. It's always a newcomer and they go, who wants the cake commitment? Some newcomer raises says, I'll do it. So every week his job is to go to anywhere and buy a cake and bring it to the meeting, right?

I don't know where the fuck it's from, but that's not the point of the birthday. I see. 40 years of sobriety is a huge deal, man. That's why I thought it would be a better case. Dude, what's wrong? Dude, I love it. I think he was spraying shot. I think he couldn't hold it. When do you go in your pants if you couldn't hold it? No, I'd go right in the aisle like that. Really? You would? Well, yeah, the way these prices of these flights now are so absurd. The least you can do is let me shit on the floor. What? Someone what? Andrew.

Just stop for a second, stop. We really should. No, no, no, no. Here's the deal. Yeah, you're right. He was attempting to do a joke from a dumb and dumber reference. It didn't land well. I didn't like it. It didn't make any sense. Did you just do a dumb and dumber on SOS VHS or something? With me. And so I think that there needs to be a boycott. I agree. So the boycott is this. That was your last straw friend. That's it. You and I will never do his stupid show again. Correct. Well, we already did it once, unfortunately.

We gave him a favor, never again. Give that mic to Carlos's side. I want that facing Carlos from now on. Carlos? Yeah. Yeah. Face you. There we go. I can't have this guy just yab yab and into the mic about nothing. Because Andrew was going to do gold. Yeah. I could feel it as his sidekick. As a sidekick. Yeah. I was feeling gold coming on. And then you, my friend, you fucking put a fucking damn in the middle. Well, let's give you another chance to do this bad joke. What is it? Go ahead. Yeah. So you say what you were going to say.

No, no, no, I want to hear him do it. No, but he had to interrupt you that the timing is impeccable. Don't worry. He'll interrupt me like he always does. So, yeah, it was a Delta flight. Someone was... Someone did a dumb and dumber thing there.

Now, I know you're editing this, but I want you to slowly punch in on yourself. Slowly zoom in on how dumb you look right now. Thank you. Dude, you're so white. You're the fucking whitest friend I have. You're so fucking white. But I never go in there. It's a twinkie. OK. Oh, OK.

Oh my god, dude. That's a layered joke. That's so good. Holy fuck. Give him credit, dude. What the fuck did you call me, dude? You are the Twinkie of this show. Holy shit. That's so good. Explain Twinkie for the viewers that doesn't know. And I'm a Reese's peanut butter coffee. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So take it. Yeah, you are. I really am. So tell me what a Twinkie is, my friend.

Yeah, what do you mean by that buddy? It's like yellow on the outside, but why didn't they inside? Interesting interesting because I grew up during the suburbs. Mm-hmm Wow, dude Twinkie is pretty good. There's no legacy

There's no legacy. Yes, there is. There is no legacy. Look, let me see something. Who is one of the best comics that died in the last 10 years? Patrice, right? Yeah. None of the kids know him. That's not true. That's not true. I think, I think, okay, you're naming someone who's... Well, if you'll have no hours out, maybe there's no legacy. Uh-oh. That's a shot. Oh no. Why didn't you look at me when... Why didn't you look at me when you said it? Can I tell you that? I noticed that too. Why didn't you look at me when you said it? Can I tell you that? I noticed that too. Why didn't you look at me when you said it?

Yeah, take the shot if you're gonna take the shot to take the shot you're gonna shoot a guy in the back No, no, no, he did he sucker punch you. Yeah. Yeah, they walked up to you boom and punch you without even just say it you fuck No, I was just saying the legacy fin you know that you have the outside of Rogan's club though

I don't know if you saw this. There were black Israelites. Do you know what this is? Goop? Creek, do you know what a black Israelite is? It's like an African Jew to me. Okay. There was dozens of black Israelites yelling in the streets. They were the original Jews and they were screaming at people. And they were wearing purple shirts, just like those shirts right there. And they were screaming at people. That's exactly what they were wearing. That's it. No, that's what Beyonce's backup dancers wore at Coachella.

Is this a Coachella? I think so. Wow. There's the trumpets they're not holding. Or Wakanda. So these individuals. Did you just hear what he just said? That was so fucking funny. Oh my god. Wakanda? Wow. This is the sniper. Yeah. Tom DeLong is being inducted into the Poway High School Hall of Fame. Tom DeLong of Blink-182. By the way, the thing that I was upset about was there was another woman that was inducted who

I don't think is famous. None of them are. Well, Tom DeLong. He's the only, he's the first guy that's famous, that is actually in the Hall of Fame. Well, maybe you need to do something like that. Important work. Something for the community. Oh, you think I'm not doing an important work?

For them, if I was honestly if I was gonna do a real Oh hot dog restaurant, right? I'd have to figure out I want number one. I want it to be quality. Oh, yeah, like where do we get the dogs? We got a hundred percent from China

You know, you're lucky that was funny. That was so funny. That's that's that is not okay. Yeah, that pause, though, was me laughing. Because I was hoping that I'm also offended. I guided every once in a while.

Uh-oh, hot dog. Yeah. From China. I mean, dude, the timing. Let me see her, you say, uh-oh, hot dog in Spanish, Spanish style. Well, here's the deal. Yeah. Part of the, part of the growth of a child that we've seen is that the support from the parents makes them believe that they can do something. So he's tricking his kid into thinking he has the ability to do a lot of stuff. I'm raising him as a genius.

Honestly, it might work to a degree until I said take a test, but yeah, but the ones they realize they're not right they go into you know me pride great depression to comedy Yeah What did you just say would you just say filmmaker? You think you're so great

pieces. I'm not doing the short. We work with scumbags. All right. So what do you want to say about Joe Koi? What I want to say is is that I thought he did a good job at the Golden Globe. I'll tell you why. Joseph. Joseph. Joseph. You guys know Joe Koi, don't you? He did had 10 days to do this thing. Right. It was a risk. He did the best he could. I thought that they didn't do any of him any favors in editing. Right.

No, but what I'm saying is editing, like cutting into the audience and seeing some reactions that, that's what I meant. Oh, right, right, right. That's what I meant. Okay. All right. They didn't do any favors for him. Cut into the person he is mentioning. Go ahead. Finish with it. I don't want to go. No, finish your thing. I don't want to continue. Please. I want to hear you. You really, you're really on my last nerve. Hand it to her. Nice. Dude, that's a celebrity, dude. Is she?

Wow. Yeah, she is. Oh, whoa, dude. You don't have to. Nobody helped you. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. It's fine. Don't do that here. Then throw it down or just put it wherever. Just hold it. You know, Andreas, when I die and I look down because I will be looking down at my services and my funeral and stuff up.

I think he means because you're in the casket. I know I think he means I'm in high. I think he means in the casket. No, that's what I think he did. But coming to America, being a fat Asian guy and getting white chicks and Mexican all this. That's hard and key. It's challenging. And I feel like I have the highest body count. I think it's easier when you pay though.

Wait, are you talking about your body color? You know what? I'm trying to come here with positivity dude, right? And your little jokes dude, right? I'm gonna let them slide today. So on like Fresh Prince of Bel Air and sitcoms like when the audience is laughing, there's an actual audience there. There is and then they what they what they call sweeten it so they they they sweeten it they sweeten it they put more laughs on top of the laugh where also the audience gets it right so they kind of pretend they get they play along almost like oh yeah it's like it's pretty positive what it's like this show we laugh all the time

We're gonna turn off your mic any second now. Yeah, yeah, keep that bullshit. Yeah, it's bullshit then what you're doing for me gambling is I'll do it for fun Yeah, but I'm not I don't think about I'm gonna win money. Yeah, that's gay. They're full-time gambling Andreas no for you, right?

Yeah, I always have an inside information. Actually, do you guys want to know how much? Can you guess how much? The people don't know about that. You and I can buy it. This is going to be a new segment called Andrés is on the ground. Yeah. Yeah. Andrés on the ground. Finance advice.

Finance advice already I just saw a matador in my head Let me hear you say that Have you heard of Richard you are told you never heard that song before

It's not like that, it's part of a la la la. Don't fucking correct us. If you correct the host again, I don't know. I can't continue. I can't continue. Five times. You talk in shit when Bobby walked in. Oh, is it?

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Better. Better. Better. Let me ask you something. When you guys went to Africa and stole all those black people, and you're putting them on the ship. No, you guys invented that. Yeah. 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, why did you push them in the middle of the ocean? And, you know, if they were a little sick or whatever. What was that for? What was that all about? Testing. You're testing. Yeah. Can we swing? Oh, so you thought you heard a stereotype, right? And you were like, maybe it's wrong. Well, was there, was there a control to your experiment? You had to have a control. Yeah. Can Spaniard swim? Most of them. Yeah. For the record, I never had

anything other than a clear coach or a buff. But you can't buy your kid a guitar and be shocked when he becomes a rock star. You know, you're showing him the ropes through the kids got a right. He's got a fly. Right. It gave me like a walk. You gave yourself a ukulele and you learned how to play the electric guitar. And now that's what he's doing. That's what he's doing. I thought it was tape at first. Almost like Michael Jackson. Like, yeah, yeah, it's not that. Yeah, it's not that. It's it's yellow. I don't know what the fuck that is, right? But anyway, dude, you know, I've never had one. Yeah, men done do that.

Okay. I also want to let's just throw this up. You want to get fucking beat up after the show? The Kardashians. They only date black guys, except for the one. Which one? I don't know the name. There's one girl that doesn't play dead black guy. She's married to the guy, the white guy in the show. Courtney? Yeah. Oh, Travis Barker. I mean, he painted himself enough. Oh my God. So now I look outside inside the house, right? And I see three men.

Side by side like this in a power circle. There's no room to get in. There's no room to get in. A triangle. A triangle. Right? Of sadness. A triangle of sadness. Thank you so much. Yeah. You know, even Koreans have a guy that has the slang, that's the slang guy. So the Spanish people have that guy. Do you have that, Vance? Yeah, they're called Mexicans.

That's what that joke is so good. That joke is so good. It made me not laugh. It's so good. It made me so jealous. It was so good. I paused and let it absorb. For people that don't know, Neil Strauss wrote this book called The Game and it was basically a way

that of nagging, it's the secret to nagging, it's really, it's like pretending you don't care, kind of insulting girls, it's nagging them. So one of the things in it is, you know what I mean, if you see a group of girls at a bar and the one you like, right? Don't pay attention to her, right? Be nice to the other three, right? And then kind of rip her apart a little bit. Yeah. That hairstyle's 80s, huh? And then go back to the girls, right? Supposedly that's gonna get their juices flowing. It doesn't work.

They spit in your face. Well, I had to go spit in my face. The case to be good looking. Yeah. There it is. Fuck him up. No, no, don't leave. Fuck him up. Just beat his ass. How many fucking slams are you going to do this? How many slams? It wasn't about you. When I date with a girl from Los Feliz and at the end of the day, I turned, I go into kiss and she went,

the Cobra. And I, you got Cobra. I got Cobra. You got Cobra. Cobra. Whoa, dude. We started drinking and we're like, we'll have a beer in the movie. Then we talked to a bunch of these women. We got really fucked up. We started dancing. This woman's like, you guys got to come back to my house. I'm divorced and I have a whole house to myself. We can all party. And this woman was very, very sweet.

What is this mean? What is this mean? Bad breath? She's bad looking. What was the rest of the head that as a thing? With the Triple H? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. She was not a... She was not a... I think it was John Cena. She was very nice. We call them in Spanish, we call them shrimps. What? That shrimps makes no sense. Why? Because you can take the head off and then it's...

She was a shrimp. What part of Spain is fancy from? Southern. That's not true.

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