Gladiator AirBNB is News AF – November 19, 2024

Hey everybody, what's going on? I'm Rob Sestradino back again to talk with you about the week's most interesting news stories for the week of November 19, 2024 here on News AM.

Yeah, we're back here today. The three best bros and news here to talk about everything going on here. Back here with a guy with this guy, a killer plaid shirt on. I'm super jealous of Tyson Apostle. Oh yeah. Cause you're a plaid guy. This is a shirt jacket. Yeah. Shacket line. I've had it for probably 15 years vintage.

I used to have two of them. I used to have two of them. It zips up. Yeah. It's actually quite nice. My favorite jacket, probably, that I've ever owned, and I had two of them, but I gave one of them away. Oh, wow. I would have given you one. They were different colors, but the gray one was just like not. Why did you give the other one away? Because I had too much stuff, and I wasn't wearing them at the time, and now I'm coming back to them. Doesn't get very cold. What is the temperature out there that justifies a jacket?

It's probably 60. Yeah. Oh, okay. So, and I have a shacket that I feel like, oh boy, this would be great for Tyson. I'll make a picture of it. No, I do wear it. I do wear it. I like to wear it when I go outside and make a fire.

Yes, jackets are perfect for campfires, they can do. Yeah, like there, it's perfect. Like you put this on, you're like, I should go make off a wood. It's very southwest. I'll put it on, I'll take a picture or something to you. I'm very excited. Okay. Will you post it to blue skies? Well, I did, I'm on blue sky now. Yeah, ready to go. Okay.

It's fine. Yeah, all systems go. I mean, we just got to join everything. Yeah, join everything.

because you don't want to be left out. Unlike Danny, who joins things and then never participates. The bandits, the platform. Yeah. Well, you're still lurking. I know you're lurking. Are you lurking? I don't lurk, actually, on any of those platforms. Yeah. Because if you lurk, you don't get that pure feeling of self-righteousness when you tell it to people you're not on it. Oh, I don't have social media. So like you don't have somebody

Yeah, when somebody here tags you on Twitter, you don't ever know I would have no idea or when somebody tags you on Instagram or send you Instagram. I don't know look at

But like if I sent you like a video from Instagram, I was like, check this out. You would want to get notifications. No, if I texted you a link. Oh, yeah. Yeah. When you send me those links and I click on my, uh, the link sign in, then it wants me to sign in, but it still shows me the link. So I don't even have to sign in. Oh, okay. All right. So perfect. And here's a man who is last tweeted in 2016, Danny Bryson.

Yeah, it's a good year, 2016. Oh, it's a great year for tweets. I've heard to believe that anyone would care what I would have to say. Yeah. So, like, why? And especially, like, just, like, quick, quick little things, you know? Yeah. My cereal, I accidentally poured my milk first. I wish it was like that. Yeah. I'm in these new digs, though. Yeah. Yeah. I love this. I'm just commented. I put this mannequin behind me.

I mean, again. Oh, yeah. It's directly behind you. Oh, yeah. So I thought, oh, that'd be funny. We can't really see it though. No way. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm in Liz's sewing room where she shows and also probably where all the mold is.

But I'm here because they're up, they're up there on my roof, roofers, roofing. And your spunk bunker is close to the roof. So cold. Now the bunker I used to use at cement bunker, it's just way too cold. Then the place that I currently am in, it's like right next to the roof. And I don't even know what those guys are doing with those hammers.

It sounds to me like they're just pounding the crap out of my roof, just directly hitting the shingles. It is so loud. They attempted to block my driveway and all my cars, but I caught them. I caught them. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Like didn't even knock on the door. I said, are you parking here?

Yes. Well, I need to get my cars out. And then I got this look like I was putting them out like, oh, fine. We'll pull the truck back out. It's like, cool. This is going to be a great experience. I can already feel it. This is really going to work out great.

These are the kind of people who back into your house and then don't tell you. And then like a month later, you're like, whoa, where did all the stucco go in this area? Yeah. And you have to guess that it's them. You have to watch hours of footage on your. Well, I was honest with honestly, honestly, I was thinking, I need to realign some of my cameras to point at my roof because I just have this feeling in my gut that this is going to be a boondoggle.

Okay, I got boondoggle gut right now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Doc's in the chat asked about the rope room. Are we ever going to see the rope room again or is that? Oh, the rope room is cold, not heated. That's too cold. It's attached to the garage. I have a lot of spare podcasting rooms. Yeah, but I think that you run hot, Danny. I would think that like, oh my gosh, cold room for you to podcasting would be perfect. But you know, cement floors are. It doesn't matter how warm you are. Acoustically. Well, acoustically, yes. And just like the chill through your feet. So the audio chill.

in audio chill, but we prevent juice. Definitely prevents food juice, but also creates like a core chill that eventually, you know, it takes hours to thaw.

Okay. Yeah. Well, if, uh, you know, if you were somewhere too hot, you could put on a shacket and create a fire with your thighs. I couldn't podcast in over 75 degrees. Okay. That's good. No ideal podcasting temperatures. Yeah. What's your ideal podcasting temp?

probably like low 70s. Yeah. 71, 72. Yeah. How about you? Yeah. About that is right. It gets too hot. It's no good. You have to running a bunch of fans. I don't mind it being cold and I'll put on like a sweatshirt. That's fine.

Yeah, put it being a little cold is fine. Being a little hot is fine for a time, but it does make you a little sleepy. So yeah, there's a definitely that you have to hit that middle ground. Steffers in the chest is 69 always. I don't know if that's a sexual innuendo, but also that is a great temperature, but that's a great temperature for sleeping. It's a little chilly for being awake.

All right. Like it's good for bundling in blankets. That's what I have my house set to for nighttime, but for daytime, it's set to 71, 72. Okay. I heard it here first. That's right. You know what? If we're talking about temperatures,

This wasn't the first story that I wanted to jump into, but I guess let's go right into a health story to be watching out for it. Look, if you got cement floors, it's that time of year podcasting in a cold room. New York Post winter penis could reduce sex organ size by up to 50% Dr. Warren's.

Wait, what's a winter penis? I read this article and remember nothing from it. Is it saying that cold temperatures reduce the size of penises or is it something completely different? Yes. British doctors are warning about winter penis.

I might guess as Tyson, it might be two, two things. One, the cold shrinkage, as we all know from that science-filled episode. Then two, your gut maybe gets a little bigger. You see the holidays, and that also conceals some of the girth and length. Yeah, pads the gunther with some fat.

Yeah. I Danny, I don't even know if that's part of it. You might be ahead of these scientists. Oh my gosh. I am a scientist. Yeah. So this is a phenomenon that describes how the male genital shrink when the temperature drops up to a 50% reduction. Yes. That's right here, Tyson, just in case you were getting worried with 60 degree temperature, it'll come back.

While winter penis should not be worrying for most cured simply by warming up the body. So if you just keep a fluffer on hand at all times, you can maintain a pretty good size dong. Just in case you need to expose yourself at any time to somebody. You want to avoid any exposure to the cold. Now is not the time to be flashing. It's like not flash or season.

Mm hmm. Yeah. Yeah. I see. Wasn't that off season? This was the off season. Yeah. This is the off season. Yes. And the doctors say you can fix winter penis with one simple trick. Oh, no, that doctors don't want you to know. Don't want you to know the cure for winter penis is simply warming up the organ. Uh huh. Number three on the list will blow your mind.

They're number three, quick through. I know, but yeah. Yeah. Um, yeah. Yes. P&B says, uh, Caligula out. It's not time for. No, no, no, no. Don't go to any of those clubs. Unless you like the buffet. If you go for a shot, tell us. Steppers recommends penis sweaters. Oh, yes. Ties didn't get the gift of the season.

Remember when you bite Tyson, you had a cocksock. I would just put a plastic bag. Yeah, because it's so much worse. Like if you think winter dong is bad, just being a casual pedestrian. Like winter dong is the worst. Yeah, it retracts into the body.

to in search of warmth. I mean, it's like so cold. Cause you're just funneling all that cold air right into that area. Yeah. So much more through lycra. So I put, I would put a plastic bag in between the layers around my crotch regions and over my toes too and go ride in one time.

my plastic bag slipped away from my crotch region. And I didn't know. I stopped halfway. No, I about had to puke it when it was when I was rethought, I stopped at a 7-11 and bought like coffee and just held it between my legs. And then you got hold on, Tyson, you got the screaming barfis because that's what they're called. Yeah, I got the screaming barfis. Yes. That is I've never heard of that call again. Yes.

Yeah. And I sat there and then I was okay. And then I had kids after that. So everything nature and I try and stop the Tyson line. Yeah. Nice try. Well, all right. As the temperature changes, just be on, be aware everybody of winter penis, a new baby. Get a heated, just discovered. Yep. This is the year of

What's a winter penis? Like 2024. Yeah, you're thinking of cold dong winter. Yeah, 2024, cold dong winter. Remember, COVID 2020, brat girl summer, 2024, winter dong, the winter of 2024 into 2025. Yeah. Okay. Well, Danny, are you excited about the new Gladiator movie?

No. Oh, are we up your alley? I like the original. Yeah. The original is fun. I haven't seen it for a long time. It's just I feel like they're out of ideas. Let's just keep going back to the old ones that were a success and then trying to like pump new life into these franchises. And Ridley Scott has proven that he's terrible at that with alien franchise. So I don't know. I've got reservations, but if it's good, I'll admit

Well, if you are looking for reservations, you can visit airbnb.com to take part in a big promotion they're doing at the Roman Colosseum.

go on. Yes, you can sleep in the Roman Colosseum and train. That would be cool. That would be super cool. How much does that cost? Let's see. It's not available until November 27th, but you'll get to do a bunch of stuff including you will feel the adrenaline rush, the sand between your fingers.

they guarantee that you'll feel the adrenaline rush and between your fingers. They're like, here's everybody's bag of sand. Like, hey, guys, go on to the calcium and then they'll release a bear. You will send into the hypogeum, the underground chambers where gladiators prepare for battle. There you will don armor that most closely reflects your gladiator type. Then you will choose your weapon.

If they gave me a trident, I'm out. I'm not a trident or a net guy. What are you? I think you're a mace, like a swinging ball with spikes. No way, dude. Think about the mace is like you've got this. You're swinging this giant heavy thing only at this moment when it's in front of you. Are you effective? The rest of the time when you're carrying that weight behind you, you're exposed to all sorts of tridents and nets and short swords. So no, no way.

Yeah, okay. Well, the experience is happening at Airbnb, but people are not happy. What? Why? Well, people are feeling like it's insulting to have tourists dressing up as gladiators and have mock fights in the historic Roman Colosseum. Yeah, they're suggesting it should be real fights.

I guess they're probably like, hey, let's not glorify what was essentially the murdering of slaves. You would think that that would be part of it, but that does not. That's not it. That's not the reason why they were like, it's just the disrespect to the history. They're making a mockery of the historical monument.

Oh, yeah. But that's what being human is all about. Have you seen people going in with their flip flops in their shorts and their sun hats into the Colosseum? That's an insult to history, just as much as these people. Yeah. I can walk and walk into like the most holy chapels in ever created in the world with a backpack and

drinking up and drinking up making pray poses in the sun things coming through the window. Do you remember that Danny? We did that in Vienna. And it looked amazing, but at the same time, come on.

Yeah, this is cool. And normally I would agree with people, you know, who don't like things, but I actually think this would be fun. This is like that, you know, when you're a baseball fan of Rob and you're like, oh, Mets are doing a spring training for super fans. It's only $5,000 two days at spring training camp and which treats you like the ball players. This is that for gladiator nerds.

Yeah. Well, the Roman city chancellor says we cannot transform one of the most important monuments in the world into a theme park. Why not? I mean, if Italy can't do it, then I guess that's on them, but America could do it.

Yeah. A roller coaster in the middle. Yeah. Where you like crash through a bunch of gladiators, like guts and heads. Also airbnb is donating $1.5 million also to the Roman Colosseum. And he says that they should still do that, but not have people stay at the Colosseum. Yeah. A million dollars for cat roundups. Yeah. That's what Rome is filled with. Cats.

Okay. Well, we don't know how much this is going to cost yet, but we'll keep you posted on how this goes. See if people end up getting very excited about the Gladiator movie.

Should we do a guy's trip? Yeah. That'd be awesome. Sleep down in the basement of the Colosseum crying. High five. The adrenaline won't let us sleep. So we stay awake all night before the fight. Yeah. Shaking uncontrollably should from all the ice and fight Jake Paul at the Colosseum. Yeah.

Yes. Oh my gosh. Did you guys watch that? Yeah. They should do that for time and probably where I wasn't onto a super late, right? You too. Yeah. It wasn't on. It was early. Yeah. My family watched it and I'm like, what a waste of time. And guess what? It was. It was. Yeah. I was correct. Yeah. Yep. But.

Yeah, I think I think it's a cool idea. I think they're letting people be smurched historic sites all the time anyways. Like this will at least be monitored and it will hopefully be people that have enough respect for whatever. I don't know.

And it will bring in money to help restore and maintain the Colosseum for future fights for future tourists fighting. Yeah. Okay. Well, maybe they should restore the Colosseum and turn it into a casino. Has anybody thought of that idea or sell it to medieval times? Yeah. That would be a lot of money.

That would be spoiling it. Work a, you can see it would be perfect. I don't really see the line. Yeah. Okay. So if we do go on a guy's trip, Tyson, you might be able to help out the cause this week because there is a big giveaway going on in the Phoenix area. Frontier Airlines is hiding piggy banks containing flight vouchers in Phoenix.

Who is? Frontier Airlines. You have to fly on Frontier. Yeah. It's the amount of time you're going to waste trying to look for that is worth less than the flight voucher. That's a $50 flight voucher. It gets you to from Phoenix to New York in four days.

Yeah. No one's going to break off their search for the Dutchman's gold to look for the fair lines. Biggie banks containing $1,000 flight voucher and a, and a discount membership to frontiers discount then. Nope. What is this? Where is this countdown?

I think it's the when you can pay a subscription and then you can get flights for like super cheap like on last minute or something like that or you get like a certain amount of flights for I don't know what it is, but I saw it advertised. I was like, oh, if this was a normal airline, that would be pretty cool. Hmm. Yeah. Yeah. I thought from tier, someone is having a lot of difficulties. Southwest went for bankruptcy.

Now, now frontiers making a move with these $1,000 piggy banks. Yeah. Five thousand, five $1,000 piggy banks. Could you opt in out for just like $200 cash? Yeah, that'd be nice to flip it. Yeah. Yeah.

I am not looking around. Phoenix is also kind of a drive for me. So like 40 minute drive. And what have you found more than one of the piggybacks though? If I found all five of them in less than an hour and a half, then it would be worth it.

Yeah, you could take your family, something if you found all five. You can take them to Sacramento. Yeah. I don't know if there's clues. I don't know anything about this. I'm not. I've never flown Frontier. I think Rachel has once. I never want to fly Frontier. And if I am flying Frontier, I think it's time for you guys to really check in on me.

Oh, it sounds like they're doing it more than just Phoenix. Uh, here is, uh, Frontier Airlines is giving away free flights in Cincinnati on Friday. Hmm. And then I'll say it in Philadelphia.

Dang. Do you think people are going to see these green piggy banks and they haven't publicized it enough that nobody's going to know what they are and just walk past and be like, yeah, somebody's put trash or translation. Yeah. Some, yeah. Some rogue artists put some hilarious green piggy. Like the P bottles. Like the exactly like the P bottles. Yes. Yes. Uh, yeah, I'm out.

Oh, I think they on their Instagram. They've they've shown you where they are. So you there are some clues out there. How many Instagram followers do they have on Frontier Airlines? Yeah. The 294,000, which sounds a little plausible. How many likes did they get on their last post on this post? Yeah. Hmm.

Here, let me bring it up and you can, you might be able to find it quicker than me on the page. Okay. Okay. Here's frontier airlines. And it looks like that. All right. Here in Dallas that there is, you see any green piggy banks hidden? Click on one of the, click on one of the pictures. Okay. Oh, that's a whole picture. That's a whole post right there. That's all of those. Okay. So they have the like hiding it and others. How many comments do they have?

Oh, they got a few of fair amount of comments. Go up to the top that we know. Go up to the file. Let's lose social media. Yep. Yep. Go there and then click on the reels down in the middle of the page right there. And then I see how many views they're getting on their reels.

thousand, keep going down the sea. What do you think, Tyson? There's the 11 and 11.4,000 of that many. Yeah, go back up. Let's see what they say. How many followers they have. They say they have two hundred thousand, two hundred ninety four thousand, three hundred thousand. I don't think that's true. I think they maybe have a third of that. Maybe less. Yeah. Why would you follow an airline? Yeah, exactly. Other than to complain. Yes, I guess.

No, you have to like when you're when you tweet at an airline and are in rage when you're at a gate that's they've pushed back the flight. They are like, is that what the team ties into followers that they have to follow the DM them? Yeah, that's it. Mm hmm.

It's like the opposite of what we've been told, like get followers by being cool. So just have a customer service and then say, Oh, you have to DM me to follow to like, you have to like some of our pictures to leave a comment. Yeah. Exactly. I do. I used to have a set on my Instagram that you had to follow me to comment. Cause once in a while I'd get just some.

No, I get enraged fan of survivor. That's just like, I hate you. And then they DM me and be like, you're a coward. You don't let people comment on your posts. I'm like, no, you can comment all you want. You just have to follow me. And always a great time. Oh, I was just looking at the comments here. Everybody's saying, like, find these vouchers and give them away.

even a way as passive aggressive gifts. Yeah, like out of my face. Yeah. Yeah. Here's all the frontier airlines. I mean, $1,000 for a single person on Frontier could get you to every city in the United States, if you did it right, probably. You mean just once, obviously. It's one flight.

No, $1,000 is in one flight. Like if you look on Frontier, like flights are like under $100, but they all have six legs. Yeah. Can you go first class on Frontier? No, they don't have that. They have whatever the lowest classes called. Bottom of the barrel, barrel bottom or below coaches.

I got another health-related article for you. Some new research has come out to say that

It is not advisable to be on the toilet for more than 10 minutes, doctors are warning. Even if you have winter penis. Yeah, you have to warm that up. That's five minutes there. It's a toilet with a heated seat and you're suffering from winter penis. Maybe that might be the one time where it's advisable. Yeah. That are an armpit. That's where you want to put the toilet. If you can reach. Yeah. Oh, you can't.

Not after a 50% shrinkage. Yeah. Um, I don't know. I might have to go into yoga for that.

So, okay. Minutes why? What's the reason here? Because they're getting all this poop debris in the prolapse, prolapse rectums. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well, they say people should be on the average five to 10 minutes. Okay. First, gravity, they say, keeps us grounded on earth, but the same gravity also forces the body to work harder to pump

blood back up to your heart gravity dude always whenever I'm having a problem like this is gravity related probably

So what do they think? So you're sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes and they're like, got to get back into headstand mode or else you're hard. You're about to have a stroke because you haven't been in a headstand. Yeah. Like, well they're saying, and then also the oval shape toilet seat compresses the buttocks, keeping erect them in a lower position than if you're sitting on the couch. So with gravity pulling the lower half of the body down, that's increased pressure. So your butt could fall asleep.

or fall out. Okay. Hammeroids. Why are you sitting on the toilet for more than 10 minutes? Did you feel the urge before you had to go or you just thought, you know what? I'm going to say, people are forcing it more. Oh, yeah. You're trying to push. You don't want to push, but you, Danny, you've never been there.

I'm just not ready to face the world right now. I'm going to stay. Oh, hiding? I have other places where I hide from the world. And it's not where the toilet resides. So where do you hide? Like if you're like, I am not ready to face. I can just I'm an adult. I just go to my room and lock the door. Wow.

But the kids don't come and bang and your wife is like, I don't know where I am. Danny, what are you doing? What would announce where I've gone? You go into your bedroom and lock the door? It works. Some of the time, not all the time. But honestly, if you don't broadcast where you're going, the kids at least spend a little time looking for you.

Yeah. Plus my kids are older. They don't yet. They don't. They're still doing the yelling to locate parents. But it's not even about kids. It's about like, this is the one place I know nobody's going to bother me. And I can't even answer the phone or anything. I'm not saying I sit there for 10 minutes, hardly ever or a lot or whatever. I'm just saying it's all annoying you. I get. I get sitting sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes. Mm hmm.

But why sit on a toilet? If you're there to escape, why not just, like, in the forest? This might be an article written by like bosses that too many people are like taking like long poop breaks at work. Yeah. And then so... Oh, you know, it's actually very bad for your health, been the toilet for more than 10 minutes. Yeah. I read that people are napping at work on the toilet. In the stall? Yeah. Yeah, that's what I read an article just the other day. I would get startled by the flushing. It's very loud.

Yeah, but then it gives you just that cool five minute like, Oh, to be flushed. I got a little power nap. I am out of here. Yeah. And you imagine laying your head against the stall. You know how much stuff is splashing up into that, the stall area touching or putting your face or head on any of that would just

No, no, thank you. Okay. Well, yeah. So in addition to it, you shouldn't do it. It's also could be a sign of a larger problem. So definitely keep an eye on set that way to larger physical problem or a larger mental problem. No physical problem.

larger problem. Your kids aren't giving you enough time to yourself. That's the larger problem. It's not just the kids. Just the all of existence isn't giving me enough time to myself. You should build like a cave in your backyard that you go into. That seems like that would be like a Scorp zone. I'm not going to go play.

Yeah, that's where the scorpions would live. That's where the scorpions would live, dude. I'm not building a Scorp zone for me to hang out in. All of the family can hang out there. I'll be in the house. Right. Scorp zones. Avoid the Scorp zone. Yeah.

All right, well, we had talked about a person in an office who had passed away and then nobody found him for a couple of days, but this one is more surprising to me. An investigation is underway about a man who passed away in a tanning bed at Planet Fitness in Indianapolis and was not found for three days. Just like,

Yeah. Hopefully it looked hopefully looked good for its funeral. But like that's true. But like a beef jerky, like what are you? Was that running the whole time? Or did it shut off automatic turn off? I think it only like runs for like 20 minutes or whatever. Makes sense. There'd be an emergency shut off. Yeah. Yeah. I saw the story and I thought he probably had like a heart condition or something.

and just passed away that just happened to be in the tanning bed. If you died via tanning bed, like wasn't one of those like final destinations to die in a tanning bed and that was horrifying. So yeah, hopefully that didn't happen. But three days.

three days. They noticed that there was a bad smell and that finally went in to go check it out. What would have happened? Um, it was only a 39 year old man. So, uh, yes. Could have been any of us. He was high.

Yes, there was, yeah, so there was an issue with that he had been involved with drugs, but you would think that there'd be like, you go to Planet Fitness. First of all, I didn't even know they had tanning beds at Planet Fitness. Now that you know, then I think that like, you know, could I, could I just like live in Planet Fitness? Like how long can I go in there without them checking on me? Three days.

The protocol for checking stuff is tidying. They went in because of the smell. I think that if it didn't smell, I think he'd still be there. Well, the problem is that not enough people are tanning. If more people had been tanning, they'd be like, it's normally open. I don't know who Laocek would have. You know what? The tanning bed is a great place to get a hotcock, like to warm up your crotch area with the tanning bed routine. Yeah, that'll Fort Winterdong. Yeah. No winter penis. So he was doing it in the tanning bed.

Are do people tan naked or do you have to wear like at least a thong? No, you can naked, I think. No, well, no, we're in the tanning booth naked. I totally naked. Yeah. I don't think that's advisable. Yeah. I think that you want because you do not want to get the sunburned rays certain places.

Yeah, I've been in a tanning bed before. You go naked in a tanning bed. And I went naked in a tanning bed. I think you're supposed to. So I've been in a tanning bed also, and I had a uniform, maybe somewhat similar to your bike riding.

Okay. Okay. Well, you get super sweaty in those things. That's true. And then they come and swipe them all out after. Yeah. So I think, yeah. Schmo in the chat says he wears boxers. Yeah, I remember going naked, but this was like 20 years ago. I haven't been to a tanning. Maybe they changed the rules. Yeah. Yeah.

But yeah, I had wondered also the tanning bed that the guy died in. He was dead in for three days. So they have to throw that out.

Absolutely. If I'm going to Planet Fitness in Indianapolis, like, I feel like I'm a little bit like, you didn't just, like, throw it out. Clorox wipe this tanning base. Throw that out because I died in it. You are leaking fluids and all sorts of gross stuff is happening as you slowly decay. So the hazmat comes in, especially cleaning the whole thing. Cleaning all the nooks and crannies of a sunbed.

I can't, but hazmat may be. Now you throw that away. If you're a, I'll just cooks into itself. It's like a cowboy coffee pot where you never clean it out because the flavor of decades of coffee is burnt into the inside of the kettle. That's how this is tanning beds.

You're like, I like to use this tanning bed that smells like a barbecue every time I sit in it. What did you guys do to get that scent? According to this article, also, the family of the man who was found dead has asked the planet fitness in Indianapolis to enact stricter policies with an end of day checklist. That's pretty chill and rational response. End of day still is a lot. Like, can you imagine putting like somebody in there in the morning?

and then going in at like midnight end of day check and they're like, Oh, you've been tanning for 15 hours. Shit. Like that's, that's a lot. You're going to, yeah, it could be 24 hour. So end of day never comes. Yeah, always the 24 hour plant fitness.

Could be. A lot of people go tanning at like 3 a.m. It's a great time to tan. I don't know. I don't know what to deal with. Work night shift. Yeah, it's your day. I'm ashamed that I ever went to a tanning bed. Oh, I think it's a planet fitness. I've never been to a planet fitness in either. I went to one the other day. I was thinking about joining, but look. Not now. They didn't have enough plates. You think that's like what people hear.

Yeah, that's why you go. Yeah, my brother was like, it's like $15 a month. But yeah, and you're like, and I'll never go. Mm hmm. I know you'll never go. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Have you either heard of a stuff avalanche? No, but I can imagine it like you open a door and it all.

Yeah. Well, that's something that our generation is dealing with as baby boomers are downsizing and the with it comes a stuff avalanche as boomers retire, move into assisted living. We get all of their stuff. Do we remember we read about death cleaning where the old people slowly clean out all their crap so that when they pass on, they leave it to their kids nice and clean.

It doesn't sound like that's what's happening here. No. The boomers, they were a stuffed generation and they've got wedding china, furniture, collectibles, and they're looking to offload all of these items, but the kids don't necessarily want them. No. Who does? It's all trash.

Yeah, I actually have a lot of bins at my mom's house and I feel bad about leaving those. That's gonna be part of the avalanche. I need to go get them. Yeah, I keep teasing her that I'm going to and then I keep not. What's the business idea to do with all the boomer stuff? We talked about how... Or the incinerators. Well, there's a lot of microbes in the second-hand clothes, so I don't know if the thrift store is the option.

I just, I just called it portable, portable incinerator. So yeah, you go out to a house. I pull up to your house with my driveway. I block your driveway. I crash into my stucco. I set fire to a nearby tree, but inside the back of my truck is just a super hot, just furnace and you just throw your crap in there. Just get rid of it right then and there.

You take a picture of it before you incinerate it and then we have like a photo album. Nobody cares. We upload it to the cloud. People are always giving value to things that actually... So I could 3D print it later if we need it. No. Throw it away. There are very few things in your life that you could throw away and then regret later. I feel like almost everything could be thrown away and you would forget it in a week. How's the portable incinerator on the roads?

It's awesome. It's melts like ice on the road. You can warm up a sandwich. Everybody in the neighborhood could stand around in case winter penis strikes. Yeah, you can have marshmallow roasting for the kids, you know, or the grandkids while all the grandparents. All the plastic. I love Bernie plastic. Bernie plastic was a childhood hobby of mine. Watching that drip. I love that.

Yeah, the flaming trip was cool. Yeah, I do. Oh, flaming drips. Well, here's the big. So it would be like a word wood chipper that connects to the back of your car. Oh, it ties a great idea of wood chipper that feeds into the incinerator. Yeah, it's a two step process. Make it more manageable. Um, I don't, I think just let's maybe open more thrift stores.

Mm. That's not a bad idea. Yeah. But don't wait for you to give trash away guilt free. Like I didn't throw it away. I gave it away and then let them throw it away. Yes. Yes. Yes. Why don't we just create a fake store where you can bring your stuff and pretend like you're giving it away and then we'll throw it in an incinerator for you. Hmm.

So it's like you get guilt free. A lot of stuff already works like that. Recycling. Yeah. Recycling. Totally. But now we need one for all the boomers trash because so much of this is trash. Boomer trash recycled. So you throw it in there and then we do the dirty work and sink it to. And we have this really awesome storefront area on the trench.

It looks so cool, right? Like, oh, look at all this good stuff. But in the back, it's just like, you know, how they used to shovel coal on ships and trains is like just people just shoveling coal, like into the giant incinerators nonstop. Turn it into dog food and hot dogs. If possible, any organics will be turned into hot dogs.

I agree. Like leather jackets, hot dogs, leather shoes, hot dogs. So a boomer dogs, as it will call it. Oh, so hungry now.

All right. Well, let's talk about some updates from last week where we talked about the 43 monkeys escaped from the Alpha Genesis lab in South Carolina. And it seems as though they did not catch all of the monkeys. Oh, they didn't wrangle them all. Created to start powerful of a monkey with the Alpha Genesis systems. Yeah.

It seems as though only 32 of the 43 monkeys had been recaptured from alpha genesis. There's one out there. No, there's 11. 11 very well. So those ones are going to go on to create a population that will then become planet of the ape style. And we this is

the start of the downfall of humankind. Is that a quorum of monkeys? What do you call a group of monkeys? Baker's dozen. No, not quite, right? It's 11.

a gaggle a gaggle of the gaggle of monkeys. I like that monkeys. What are they doing in these monkeys? Such a good question. And this article is talking about how much government funding has been given to alpha Genesis 24 got $19 million in federal contracts. They asked in this article, what do we know about alpha Genesis research?

Yeah, exactly. So that there's 275 people there. And they say that they are helping develop therapeutic drugs and vaccines.

But it's, you know, a little nonetheless, aging senators putting money into Alpha Genesis, as we said last week to create, create teen biagra, a anti-aging drug for a politician right there. Well, all right. So that's what's going on in Alpha Genesis. Meanwhile, at a different research laboratory, emus escaped. Come on, guys. I mean, let's go emus.

Yeah, I do. I would prefer emus running around wild. Yeah. Monkeys any day. Yeah. They're called Thelma and Louise. Oh, just two of them. And they've got names super cute. Yeah. What are they? And what are they being researched on?

So head and shoulders is testing all their shampoos. I'm clear that they are front. They escaped from a medical research facility in Beaufort County, South Carolina. I bet they know the Genesis monkeys had horrible names like Chad. No, like Chad double zero. Chad double zero one. Yeah. Chad zero zero two. Yes. Yeah. That's how you name monkeys. But emus get really cute names.

Yeah. Can you drive down there to South Carolina and report? I have to go check it out. But do we think that the Reese's monkeys and the emus could meet up and create a super animal like a centaur for monkey emus? That would be an interesting hybrid.

the speed of the emu with the tree climbing capabilities of the monk and with the tree climbing at poop throwing capabilities. Yeah, that would be an interest. Is that what alpha genesis was working on? We don't know. Yeah.

Now, Alpha Genesis was working on how to create an emu monkey hybrid. Yeah, we don't know. The what would be my new moves. Yeah. I mean, we're only hearing about this now that these emus got loose three months ago.

Yeah, emunkeys. And they're feral also according to this Facebook post. If a bunch of cobras get loose, you'll hear about it immediately. But if a bunch of you, I would hope so. But emus, I'll hide that. If I was a zoo and a cobra got loose, I would do everything in my power to hide that. I think that would be bad for business. Okay, but you're a research facility.

your secret Oprah experiments are out in the open. Yeah. Do you think that do you think that the alpha Genesis competitors beta cucks is like trying to find the monkeys?

Actually, that is genius. Why not? They're trying to find the monkeys and bring them in and then just like research the research that Alpha Genesis is done on them. The monkeys are carrying that sounds like $20 million worth of research in their blood. Why don't one of the monkeys itself without even having research done on is worth $30,000, they said.

They spent 20 million probably just in monkeys. Yeah, they didn't even have any research done. Yeah, I don't think the monkeys cost that much. I think that, you know, the old resort with monkeys and the monkeys, you get them for free if you're willing to say, you know, government contract by a hammer. It's cost like, you know, $5,000. So they haven't even done any research yet. They spent all that funding on monkeys.

Yeah, that's hilarious. Monkey market is fluctuating. We're at an all-time low. Get the monkeys now. We'll make money off the monkeys. Not even research. Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah, I love that. Yeah, well, hopefully Lex Luthor, whoever doesn't get his hands on those remaining monkeys. Or the emos. Or the emos and extract all the research. So the emos are feral. Does that mean they're just going to let them roam? I don't know. They're trying to find them.

Okay. Three months, they're not trying very hard. All right. Have there been sightings of them? I don't, not that I am aware of. Emus can be very tricky. Yeah. All right. I'm looking at the image of a emus because I'm a little concerned. I do not get it. Okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They're, they're not bad. If I saw that, I might be a little concerned.

Okay. I've got my eyes out. Keep your eyes posted, Danny. All right. And then we talked last week about some butter heists going on in Canada, but while the butter is a hot item, maybe not even as hot as the cheese.

Cheese is being stolen as well in Canada. Again? Yeah. In October, con artist stole 22 tons of award winning cheddar valued at $540,000. Oh, award winning cheddar. They should have had that behind a giant vault. Is it just one brick, but it's so delicious. It's worth $500,000. All over the world, Canada, UK.

Dang. The dairy is on in high demand. And there's a real black market for these products. Huh. I'm headed to Canada now with a bunch of Costco cheese. Yeah, you are. Yeah. Well, wait. Hold on. 950 wheels, though, a cheddar.

weighing 22 tons. This is not something you just put under your jacket and walk out of the store with. Yeah, this is like oceans. Ocean's 14 is going to be ocean 17. We're talking advanced oceans activities where they're fighting military choppers, the kind with two propellers. We'll get the left.

Yeah, a couple of key actors. Yes. Although I'm looking at their cheese vault. Yeah. So they have built a like a bank vault that's refrigerated to keep the cheese in. Oh, that is some kind of cheese. He has a smart. I had maybe number one suspect is a second place cheesemaker.

No. Yeah. Find a big, which could be alpha, maybe alpha Genesis is working on cheddar and using the monkeys as the, yeah. And they're, they're using the monkeys to taste the cheeses and because their palate is so refined. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. So I think we're figuring it all out and it's crazy that it all links together this way. Are you guys seeing this graph of the price of cheese? Yeah. I'll put it up on. Dude, it's like exponential here. Mm hmm.

Look at that. Yeah. But the values are pretty small, 540 to 680. But as a graph, it looks dramatic. It just keeps going up. Yes. And over seven years. Yeah. I mean, I want to be shot. I want to be shot at Bitcoin. Yeah, this is cheese. That's just cheese, dude. Get your money out of Bitcoin. Put it into cheese. Yeah. Canadian cheese.

Canadian cheese. Danny, are you ready to take us to your bolt hole today? Oh, yeah. I had so many stories. My bolt hole overflow it. Okay. All right. Let's go there. Welcome to my bolt hole. I think you're going to like it. I think you're going to feel you be long.

Yes. I zeroed in on this article because of Tyson's new podcast.

I saw this and I thought, oh, this will be perfect. It's a headline about male menopause. Oh, okay. Yeah. Manopause, I'm sure. Manopause. They call it menopause, but I think manopause is better. Okay. And it turns out that some workplaces and some bosses are offering special clothing made from naturally breathable fabrics, probably tested by those monkeys. Yeah.

a desk by a window in a year of paid leave for men who are suffering from menopause. Oh, boy. So a little, little time off the NHS. So that the NHS, I believe, is a British thing. So this is our neighbors going to go over well.

because I don't even think I do these things for women with nanopaws. Well, they might do that in the UK. So maybe they're like, you know, we don't know what they do. We don't know if you're off of work. Can you imagine that? Like, dude, I am going to have nanopaws. Like how do you know? And you're like, well, have you seen my winter dong? No, you get hot flashes in nanopaws. You don't have winter penis. Okay. So you got hot flashes as a young man's game.

And you've been, you've been monitoring your nighttime erections and your numbers are way down. Way down. You have to show that to your boss. Yeah. Look at this. I'm not hitting my benchmarks. I think I'm going into manopause and he'll be like, here's some comfortable clothing. We've moved your desk to the window. And you know what? You next year, you want to come in, you don't want to come in. That's up to you. Hmm. Sounds nice.

It sounds really nice. I mean, it's about time, right? Do you think they're offering this in the coal mines? They're in the UK, like the same benefits.

Hopefully what kind of desk by the window in the coal mine. Yeah, right. What about people who do roofing like the people right now or roofing? Do they? I mean, you can't let everybody in this also brings up. You got to make sure you hire a wide range of ages. Could you imagine if your whole staff goes to manopause at the same time? You got a whole group of on paid leave prior to all in the same day.

Yeah, because they came, they were like, best bros. They're like, we're just best friends looking for a job together. And you're like, this is a good idea. And it was until manopause season. Manopause struck like lightning from the heavens. And now you've got no one in your office. Everybody hits manopause at different times in their life though. So what even if you have a full age range of people, you never know.

How do you plan for this as an employee or an employer? You know, you've got to just really strategize your hiring from here on out, at least in the UK. I doubt this will take off. So whoever is offering this.

They're very generous, but I just don't see this becoming a thing. Do you either of you guys need time off from the podcast as a manual pause? No, this is a perfect place. Yeah, this is a great place to be. I would like to watch breathable fabrics. Yeah. Yeah. Like more mesh, like a mesh top so you can see underneath. That's great. That's the most breathable other than nakedness.

right mesh she's like fishnet yeah that's what i'm thinking is that not the most breathable a full fish neck fishnet one piece yeah that is yeah that is very that's what i'm thinking very breathable well you don't want to breathable if you're in the rope room

No, that's true. But in this situation, I would probably have like some heated underwear. Yeah. And then I'd be fine. All right. So I want to share something from our Facebook group and we have a listener. We have such great listeners. I just want to also say I'm so appreciative to the listeners who find articles during the week and post them in the Facebook group. It's such a big help when I prep for the show on Tuesday morning and like put everything together that we're going to talk about. And so

One of, we took a look at the drawings that people post in the Facebook group, group AF on Facebook. And here is from Noah in the Facebook group. He's been doing this for a little bit. So Noah ends up using, so I've been using Leonardo.ai to create the thumbnail.

But Noah is using dolly for the image of the week and says that this is the best one yet. And Noah, look at this from last week's episode. This is with the wicked witch of the West is dining on a giant slab of stolen butter. Yep.

at the combined Applebee's IHOP bird watching with all the stolen monkeys and smart binoculars. Yeah, man. That is AI. That's so much better. This is incredible. Yeah. Why is ours?

Well, that Noah is using Dolly and not to lean out of the AI. I think it's good for making like one image, but not for combining a bunch of things. I'm wondering if either we should use Dolly or we should get Noah to make the image. Well, it's Noah here right now. I don't know if Noah is here right now.

Well, then that's not going to work. Yeah. Okay. So let's in the meantime, let's, okay, Noah, if you're listening, let's talk, let's chat and figure out what to do next. Maybe we should just use Dolly, but I don't want to put Noah out of an important job in the news AF community. Yeah.

It's true. All right. So in the meantime, let's just go with what we've been doing. And what's our image for this week? Hybrid animal of an emu and a monkey. Will it ever come up with that? I actually think it could do that one. Okay, let's get it done. Okay. Let's see. Hybrid emu monkey. I think that's easy enough.

Yeah, let's just leave it like that. And then if you can't do that, let's do an avalanche of consumer goods somehow, like a gladiator fighting an avalanche of consumer goods. Gladiator fighting back of avalanche of an avalanche. Yeah, it's not going to, it's not going to know. It's just going to do snow.

You're right. A pile or a heap of consumer goods work better, but it's going to be all the same good. It's just going to be like a pile of consumer goods. A pile is just going to be tomato soup cans or something. It'll be coop cans, just like all put together in one giant monster. Just one glob. Yeah. This hybrid emu monkey is not that exciting.

It could be so funny. If AI could just get this, this would be a hilarious image. Come on. So stupid. It's all hilarious. Yeah, it's not making it funny. Is there one where you can say make it funny? Keep scrolling. Monkey talk. So I asked it for a Roman Colossean Airbnb. Not really that exciting either. And this is a pile of consumer goods. Yeah. Oh my gosh.

But what if we were so disappointed after seeing the image that Noah did, I just feel like it's out there. The possibilities. What if we wrote an animal that is half top half is monkey. Bottom half is emu. OK, like I could do that. I could go in a Photoshop, which I'm not very skilled with. Cut those animals in half, blend them together. I don't even have AI and I could do that. Hmm.

An animal whose top half is monkey and bottom half is emu. That's what we want. We don't want to reverse. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Leonardo dot AI, not in a stand. Yeah. I think it's good for making like very like detailed images. Yeah. It like refuses to anything that isn't classy. Yeah. Here's the classiest thing we can come up with. This is not even a bottom half.

Let's see it. It's just the top half of a monkey. Oh my gosh. It's just it. I mean, that one with ears, they do kind of look like elongated monkey faces. I don't mind them. I think that one of those monkey face, like that one or the one below it, that one. Let's go down. That looks like a legit animal. I want something that looks like a mythical creature. Yeah, but if you know animals and you're looking at that, you're like,

What kind of bird has ears like that? Like it doesn't. Yeah. Okay. Fine. What do you want? No, I know. I just want to regroup and brainstorm at least one more time. Okay. I'm willing to fall back on that emu, but I say we give it one more chance. What do we got? We have the gladiator trash pile. Yeah. Okay. Let's do that gladiator trash pile.

Gladiator fighting off or do you just want a gladiator trash pile? No, no. Gladiator fighting off a trash pile. Or what about Danny? What about your mobile incinerator?

I mean, I don't even know how it would capture that. In my mind, it's not even that cool. It's just a truck with a giant incinerator on the back. We'll take a look at what they say when we say mobile incinerator filled with consumer goods. Oh, okay, hold on. Oh, it's going to short circuit and set fire to the main frame. All right, here's just a couple other ones of this was emu monkey face.

Okay. Okay. And then we have a gladiator trash pile. I kind of like this one. Yeah. That was cool. Why can't that be trash? That's a baby boomer. That was trash back then in the Roman. Yeah, but I want modern trash. Modern trash is your mobile incinerator.

Oh, those are good. See, that's legit. Like, if I built a mobile mobile incinerator, it would look just like that. These would be the blueprints. That's the top left one. I imagine. Yeah, that green one is what I exactly imagined was. Oh, that I toe behind. That's the one. That's the chipper incinerator combo right there. OK.

Yeah. I say we go with one that either tweak the gladiator trash pile or go with one of these because I think that that's going to be the movies coming out. That's it. Yeah. That's not the one with the gladiator sitting in the middle, but can we make the trash more modern or that's not going to work? Let's see. Gladiator in a pile of modern trash.

We'll see about that. Okay. Danny, what's coming up for you? Mm. Once this podcast is over. Yeah. I'll be out monitoring the roofers for the next couple of days, checking for unnecessary holes, sawed into the roof. Okay. You know, trash trees, wind broken windows, trash. Are you going to just supervise or are you going to hide and supervise so they don't see you supervise? Yeah, I have. I'm going to conceal myself across the street and some bushes.

Hmm. And not killers for the remainder of the week. I feel like if you supervise, they'll potentially go into damage. No, I'm not going to do a worse job. I'm going to decide on the roofing, but I've got to be here because I just don't trust. I especially they're supposed to bring a dumpster and I can only imagine where they're going to put that. So I've got to be here at the very least for the dump dumpster drop off because, yeah,

I can't wait. And I'm getting tires, which also feel like a scam, right? Yeah. Yeah. No, of course not. I've got to get these tires are like, Oh, and I talked about this already last 70,000 miles. And after like 6,000 miles, you just sliding around. So yeah, I've just got to be, I've got to deal with scams the rest of the week. Yeah. All right. That's about you, Tyson.

My car's been in a shop for a few days now. And I got to put a timing belt in it and some valves and some timing belt. That's so manly why you put that in yourself.

They had to pull out a bunch of stuff and charge me a bunch of money. Oh, is this your, is this your super room? No, this is a Honda minivan. Oh, the minivan. Okay. Yeah. All right. $2,000 just flew in the toilet so I can drive around in a minivan. Set that on fire. This is our last, uh, after this, if it keeps having issues, we're just going to buy a new car. Drive it into the ocean. Um, what about boomer trash pile? What about your other broadcast?

The other broadcast happens on Thursdays and we're a very well-recepted midlife crisis is is the name of the podcast. You can find it everywhere and then covering survivor tomorrow and that's it. And then.

Thanksgiving is coming up. So we have all the kids Thanksgiving celebrations get to go. I don't know if they do this at your kids schools, but you pay $5 and you get to go have cafeteria. Thanks. Oh, no, I never had that. Usually. Yeah, they have like the school. You don't want to play. Yep. But that'd be culturally insensitive now.

So we're doing the Thanksgiving feast. You pay five bucks and parents can go in and sit down with their kids. Yeah, get a slice of turkey and a gelatinous mashed potato. Yeah, that's it. That's nice. And then.

And then I'm trying to think of and then going to Utah at some point for Thanksgiving. Yeah, maybe drive out my house. Well, I'll high five you as you drive by. I wish I could. We're just going to go into hurricane. Oh, oh, yeah, that's right. Family event, right? I do have some good gladiator modern. Yes. So here, let me show you the option. Here's one. Yes. Oh, Russell Crowe. Look at that. That's not really. But I mean, they kind of stole the. Yeah.

Yeah. That guy's yoked. Yeah. Yeah. They're getting more yoked as we go on, Danny. And more trash. How do I get that one? That guy is very cool. Yeah. He's despondent. He's like, dude, I can't fight all this trash. All five of these are pretty similar. Then there's one that's a little off the wall. He's like, I don't know what happened here.

That's an arm leg that just is attached to the middle that too disturbing for the thumbnail. You make a kick off YouTube for this like disembodied head in a pile of trash. What? I don't know.

So AI is just like, this is normal. The humans will never know. And they give us this. Mm hmm. Yeah. So I like the one where the guy is just sitting right there. He's just, he's, he's given overwhelmed. Yeah. I can't take care of all of this garbage. Yeah. Boomer, my boomer parents left me with all this stuff. Yeah. He's back in the fighting pits. Yeah. Yeah. All right. There you go. Wow.

All right, well, no one comes up with something. Yeah, he will. All right. I trust. And then you, Rob. Yeah, we just got all of the, you know, survivor podcasts. I'm going to be next week traveling myself for the Thanksgiving holiday. So so much going on here over on RHAP. So be back together with the guys next Tuesday. Think everybody have a good one. Bye. We did it, guys.