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Is this thing on? What's up? You sexy motherfucker is welcome back to another episode of dumb blonde.

Hi ladies. Hi. What are you guys doing? Barely awake. I'm not barely here. Bro. I'm not alive. Me neither. I'm not okay. Who puts that on their playlists?

Bro, I was just trying to support a cause. Yeah. So the CMA's are yesterday and we are in studio day after filming this podcast because we just had so much fun stuff to talk about and we didn't realize how fucking dead to the world we were gonna be. Yeah. Yeah. It's been rough. I literally slept until 3 p.m. today. Same lucky. I'm a liar. I woke up at like 12 and late in bed till 3.

Oh, I wish. Jay slept till three, poor baby. He was so tired. I bet. He was a show tonight. He's on his way to Birmingham right now, baby. Birmingham. I've liked Birmingham. I watched you earlier before when we did it. It's a cute town. Yeah. Birmingham's cool. So, yeah, the CMA is last day. What are we doing? I don't know. He never does this. Normally, he's a co-star. What are you doing, Chuck? I think you just quit. Crudgy. Did you just quit on your mom?

It's because I didn't put his Puerto Rican tear on him. Come here. Get your wig off. Come here, Josh. Come on. I know you want it on. He's crazy. He loves a good wig. I'm telling you, this dude right here, he loves to play a little dress up. It doesn't matter if it's a bow tie. It doesn't matter if it's a frickin sweater. Like this dude loves clothes. Put the wig on him.

Hold on, here we go. Ready? Oh, tell everybody how pretty you feel.

Oh, that's all he needed. That's all he needed to lay down. Yeah. And the only reason I'm saying that, guys, is because it's a sound on TikTok. I feel like a Puerto Rican. This is my favorite sound. Oh my goodness. So, yeah, this is your last night. Daddy killed it with his performance with Brooks and Dunn. I believe that was the best part of the night. No, for sure. For sure. I bought my eyes out during that in the post Malone song.

I'm on national TV, sobbing. It is such a good song. Yep. Yeah, no, that, no, I'm gonna say you're on there for sobbing. I'm on there for sprinting out of the frame. Did you post that clip yet? Yes, bro. Did it do good? Is it doing good? It's like 70,000. Can we bring that up? Yeah, bring that clip up. That clip is so damn funny. So Haley was a seat filler for whenever Jay had to like go and get ready for like his performance or whatever.

And they tell you that you're not, like they yell at you over the intercom. They're like, sit down, have respect. Like it was crazy last night, the way that they were talking to us. No one yelled at me, thankfully. No, no, no. They yell over the intercom before the, yeah. Oh my God. You were too late to me. Yeah. Who the hell is this girl? Yeah, for real. And so Jay came out at the very last minute because he had just got done performing, right? And he was up for an award the next, this clip right here.

And here comes, so here comes Jay and Haley had to get out of his seat and here goes Haley.

Look at like a little now. This is the last second you can see him walking out. He commented and he said it looks like we're in a wrestling match and we're tag teaming each other in. I love it. And I kind of like dapped him when I went by him too. Yeah. Good game. Good game. Good game. That was like imagine if you would have fallen.

I kind of wish you would have. Talk about viral. Kind of wish you had a moment. I didn't know the camera was right there. I did not see Luke Bryan standing right there. I didn't either. That's why I ducked the camera because I thought they were on the other side. So now I'm just ducking for no reason. I feel like the show last night kind of was like a lackluster. And that's not me talking shit about the same race. It was. It's an amazing show, but they did this year. Like they did this crazy thing with the drop off and it was so lame. Like it was like,

I don't know. It was really weird. Didn't like it. The way they had the audience set up, crazy weird. Yeah, they split the audience this year. All the artists were split apart from each other. Like Jay and everybody, they all hated it. They were like, hi, friend, and had to look at the, like, Ernest was on the other side. Yeah, I suppose it was over by Ernest. Like, it was just crazy. I want to commend Laney Wilson. This is her first time hosting. She did so good. Heeled it. I thought they were hilarious together. All three of them.

Absolutely. She brought the femininity that it needed. Yes. Like, and I told Luke that whenever Luke came up to my aunt and said, hi, and I was like, dude, I'm loving Laney with you guys. She brings that feminine energy that you guys are missing. He's like, I love it. She is such a good, and I don't know how much of that's like improv or like, you know, those kinds of things, but just the way she was able to bounce with them, their chemistry was really strong and I loved it. Yeah, she did great. Laney's great, man. She, Laney is just

You guys all know we love Lainey. We're Lainey lovers on this podcast. Team Lainey. For sure. And Lainey's just like, man, when you see her in public, she is just the sweetest human. Her aura is just so sweet. Her aura has to be like creams, orange cream sickle. Like it's just like a honey baked ham.

Oh, yeah. She has a honey baked ham. Yeah, she got a little honey baked ham in the pants. It's the accent. Her accent just makes me feel like I'm being hugged all the time. Yeah, and she's got like that sweet, sweet, sweet, like just southern, but it's not like snarky and it's not like pretentious.

It's like she genuinely is just like, hey, baby, how you doing? She cares. And we talked about us being in the green room. And all of a sudden, they started filming. We had no idea that they were actively with the walkout scene. We were standing right behind them. And all of a sudden, they were like, three, two, one action. And we're like,

We're in a circle with our drinks like. Everybody's scrambling and shit. No one warned us. I love that. I love that though. The CMA's were awesome, but I think my highlight of the night was not even on camera. My husband.

comes and sits next to Mimi and I, looks like he saw a fucking ghost. Why this can be? Why this can be and breathless and I'm like, you okay? I look over at him, I go, baby, are you okay? And he goes like he has something in his hand and he opens it up and it's a black beautiful like wooden rosary. And I was like, oh, that's beautiful thinking like maybe a fan gave it to him or something like that. And he looks at me with these little puppy dog eyes and he goes,

Kevin James just gave me this. And me and me and me were like, wait, what? I go, what? The first thing I did was I looked at, me and me, I go tell Haley right now. And this had just started filming. I'm like this. At the stage. I'm like, this is not a drill. Kevin James is here.

Ha ha this is my father literally I've dude literally like how upset like we are all obsessed with Kevin James, but Haley is like Kevin James was Kevin James for Halloween Yes, do we have a video of Kevin Haley's Kevin James is fucking can we find one have a whole get you want to get ready with me? No, no, no, no, just let's get let's get full Monty already But yeah, so like

I look over at him and I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? Kevin James is here. He's like, he just appeared out of nowhere. Literally, we run to the back next commercial break to try to find Kevin fucking James. This dude is nowhere to be found and nobody even knows that he's there. Everyone's like, what do you mean? Kevin James, we're like, Kevin James. Nobody else saw him. No. He was nowhere else like the ghost of Kevin James. Like, Kevin, where did you go?

Where were you? Where were you, sir? You could never come to an award show again and not show up and fucking say hi. I tried to give it a goob to see if I could find red carpet pictures of him. Can't find those. I, on our walk out, you should have seen me. I probably look like a psychopath. I was staring everyone in their face as I walked around a whole new dress. She's running through the hallways. Yeah. Looking for. Yeah.

She's got her superhero right on her. I love that. Yeah, but so we never got to see Kevin James. We never got to meet him. That's like meeting Dolly. That's like meeting like Dolly. That's like meeting Jesus. No, I wouldn't go that far. I wouldn't go that far. It's me. This is Haley. There's Haley right there, full Kevin James fit for Halloween. You want to know what the crazy thing is?

Haley, okay, Haley we all know is a player from the Himalayas. She gets more fucking ass than a toilet seats. This girl goes out on Halloween night on a date dressed as fucking jelly roll.

I was like, Haley, how are you ever going to get dick down if your fucking dress is my husband? Like that's not hot. And she's like, I didn't even think about it. I'm trying to be all cute and stuff and I have a full on beard. Did you say you were flirting with people all night? And no wonder they weren't flirting back.

Like Kevin James you fucking dress up as Kevin James to like stop be it fucking hideous creatures Stop being a cock block. It's literally like mean girls when everyone's like cute and dressed up super yep, there it is I Was drunk as fucking this by the way

Look, I kissed the phone. Guess who's not getting dick that night?

Hailey. That's what I did when I came home from the bar. You said, you texted me and said, most beautiful makes. Make a video, singing to one of the songs, and Jelly's gonna do edit. Did this fucked up and never do edit it. Listen, my husband told, that's what my husband said. And fucking, I gave you the instructions. Yeah, you know how fucking crazy he is on TikTok though. Oh, he has been unleashed onto this app.

He comments on everything now. He took his hiatus. So his profile wasn't very interactive. He had very, very small interactions. Now that he's on it, I noticed him the other day. He's refreshing his feed. I watched him sit there. He was opening up his notifications and stuff. I'm like, he's a full-on Tiktoker now. Yeah, he does. He doesn't let anybody know that though. But speaking of him being all over TikTok, let's talk about it. Boogergate 2024. Ladies and gentlemen.

Mimi is terrified of, and for him to have last night, did that video with you, and then turned to me and wiped it on me. Oh, no! And then he goes, you too. And then he's, I almost left. That was almost, I almost was like, you know what, I'll see you guys later. So for those of you who don't know what we're talking about, you must live under a fucking rock, but my husband,

was at UFC and he was sitting behind Donald Trump, Kid Rock, Elon Musk, and he was knuckle deep in his freaking nose. And then everybody says he ate it, but I saw him roll it in his hand first and kind of flick it and then just touched his mouth. But I mean, for everybody who wants to just let's just say he did eat it. You know, first of all, my husband has a little tick.

Okay, he's always had a little tick and when he's nervous, he picks his fucking nose. There are so many times that I have pulled his hands away from his face because he'll just start digging in his nose. He doesn't normally eat him, but like he'll just dig in his nose, dude. And the fact that the world is like, oh my God, I can't believe Jelly Roll fucking is eating a booger. And it's like, some people said,

I can't believe that. Right, right, right. And for those that said they can believe it, you're a real, you know who we are. We're fucking dirtbags. We pride ourselves on being dirtbags. Comment section is fire. Oh, it's hilarious. It's hilarious. But the funniest thing is, is like, you guys will support women drinking their own period blood, smearing their period blood on their faces.

Pore it in plants, but my husband eats something from his body. I mean, it's like we're all about our bodies are rights, right? Well, let him eat his fucking damn booger. Let them demand us so much good in this world. He fucking literally hours before that was probably out of fucking orphanage, you know fucking pouring light on fucking children and like making donations to people who meet the booger.

Again, let the man eat the fucking booger, bro. Let's watch this for a second. Oh, God. We watch the booger. I don't know if I can. The booger thing. Just turn away. I don't know if I can. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna listen. I'm gonna go to bat mode. And the lady that posted this... Come on, man. Like... No.

I think you, Jude. I have picked my nose and eaten my boogers. I used to have a booger graveyard next to my bed of just crusty, bloody vey boogers that just sat on my wall. If you, me, me, have you ever eaten a booger in your life? Maybe as a child. As a child, not even as a teenager. I know cocaine nights. I used to pick boogers out of my nose that had fucking eight balls in them and just eat them. I'd fuck it. Have you ever had a cocaine booger? No, it doesn't, cocaine. No, it's the worst.

It is the worst. You'll be like nine o'clock in the morning, cleaning the crusties out of your nose, eat a cocaine booger, be high for like another fucking hour. It's fucked up. It is fucked up. It happens. I'm telling you. I'm crying. What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? The whole point of this conversation is though, is like,

Let the man eat it. He could be doing so much worse things. Literally. Like this man is a fucking angel on earth who does nothing but good for people. And everybody's like, oh, there's the booger eater. You know, and it's just like, like, how fucking childish can we be, dude? I posted a video of J&I today and they're like, oh, he eats his booger sis. That's all my comment was. Yeah. They're like, oh, you're trading places with booger roll.

I love it. Listen, I love my little boogie roll. I don't care. I'll eat his boogie man. Yes, yeah, yeah. I love that. No, I'll eat his burgers for him. Oh, okay. Let's not change the subject. Get up here, Chach. What are you doing? He's staring at the wig. No, he's literally staring at the wig. He wants the fucking wig.

Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. It's your world. We're just living in it. So anyways, moving on from boogergate because that was just, I can't even fucking believe that that's happened. What else has happened on TikTok this week that we can talk about in our lives? Are we talking about it? Talking about what happened on TikTok?

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with Jeffrey and the other person. Yeah, I mean, let's talk about it. Okay, so here is my take on the situation that happened on TikTok. If you saw the video, cool, if not cool, I don't really care. I don't really honestly have a side. I was put in a situation that I should have never fucking been put in, you know?

This creator, I have only met two times in my life. And that was the first. Yeah, the first time I met them was when they had this altercation with Jeffree Star. And then a second time after that, they came to a show, one of my husband's shows. And I genuinely love this creator and I love his husband. His husband, fucking sweetie. Love his husband. His husband is just the sweetest thing ever. I might like his husband more than him.

But I mean, anyways, they're the cutest couple. Just because I love somebody doesn't mean that I have to like their actions and doesn't mean that it's not okay for me to set up boundaries with them. And I feel that Jeffrey has been

Everybody's been roasting, Jeffrey Mann. I mean, I'm talking like, since he went on the canceled podcast with Tana and then he went on Trisha's podcast, which has yet to drop. And, you know, people are just eating them alive. And I get it. I get that Jeffrey is, he's this polarizing fucking creature that everybody is either obsessed with or hates. And that's how his life has always been.

And was Jeffrey not a good human back in the day? Sure. I didn't know him then. So, you know, things that he's done in the past, absolutely. Some of them are, you know, not okay. And he's owned up to everything that he's done. And he's... Jeffrey and I have been friends for about two years now. And like, we have Thanksgiving together. Like, dude has ridden on my fucking...

Torbus, like, I love that dude. That's my fucking homie. Farmer Jeff is my homie. And you guys know how I am. You love Farmer Jeff. We love Farmer Jeff. My husband loves Farmer Jeff. Like, is Farmer Jeff coming to Thanksgiving this year? That's all my husband cares about, you know? He's like, I fucking love Jeff.

And when Jeffrey is around us and our family, I don't know if maybe he just feels the love and he knows that he's in a safe space, but he is, his walls are down. So different. Yeah. His walls are down, he's sweet, he's loving, he's just happy almost. Yeah, he's really him. Yeah, like he's really him. And that's how I genuinely feel about my friend, Farmer Jeff. I haven't seen this side that people are talking about. And I'm the type of person who you are innocent until proven guilty and until you show me that side of you,

I'm going to have your back until, you know, the wheels fall off. And this other creator, um, you know, saw that Jeffrey was getting a lot of hate online and needed the views. I mean, let's go back and look at his views. You can see that he needed the views and we're content creators. That's what we do. We fucking hop on the bandwagon and we fucking talk about shit. If it's relevant at that time and fucking get the views for it. Dude, do you? I 100% get that.

Do not throw me under the bus because you hate somebody. And that's where I got my feelings hurt because I was like, damn, I really looked at this person like somebody that was really like just a sweetheart to me. Put your neck out for this person because inviting somebody to the opera, that's not our concert. That's the opera's show. That's the difference between a concert and the opera are two completely different things. You were attending as an artist

Operies show absolutely like us having a concert somewhere. Yeah, you put your neck out for that person that and it's the opera is a sacred space, you know So it's an honor for us to even fucking be able to step in the belly especially people like us We don't fucking belong there and we are there representing my husband who is my number one priority No matter what the fuck goes down

I am there to represent my husband. If you guys want to fucking act a fool, do you? But don't fucking let it get out of hand. Keep it between you guys. And let's keep it respectful. We're here on business. We're not here. Just whatever. Anyways, this other creator was in town in Nashville. And he had kept inviting me to lunch or something like that. It was a busy week. I forget exactly what was going on.

And I just said, hey, if you want to come to the Opry, I would love to see you and your husband. I can see you there because then it's like a controlled environment. Jeffrey does Alexandra Kay's merch. So he was going to the Opry anyways with Alexandra Kay. He just happened to be there. And Jeffrey's my buddy, dude. So of course, he's going to hang out in our room. Yeah.

I don't exactly remember what happened, but I remember I introduced these two and I was like, yeah, this is so-and-so. He's got a little channel that he does, blah, blah, blah. Jeffrey was being sweet. I have the videos of the introduction. We were being, for real, it was a cool introduction. I don't know if I was talking to somebody. I don't know if I was in the room, if it happened. This is how minute the situation was to me. I was going to say to you, it wasn't enough to make a deal out of. It does make sense. I didn't think it was a big deal.

But I do remember you had to come to me and say, hey, this person is upset about something and then kind of explained it to me. He said that I was in the room to when it happened, but he also said that you explained to me what was happening. So I don't know. I don't know the details. I don't believe you were standing there. Yeah, I don't know. But anyways, I got, when I found out what was going on, I left my husband's situation or saying hi to everybody. I think I was talking to like fucking,

What's that dude's name that we love so much? Him and his wife, the older country singer, who's always supporting Jay. I forget his name. I have video of us talking, but he's always at Jay's stuff. And he was at the Opry that night. And I was just saying hi to everybody. And I went back in the room and I'm just like, hey man, what happened? And he's like, well, I was explaining that my husband was explaining that we get death threats or something like that. And Jeffrey looked over at us and said,

Who the fuck? You're not getting death threats. Who do you think you are or something like that? Who are you? Who are you? That was the words. Who are you? And I was like, oh, and I started laughing. I was like, that's just how Jeffrey is. I was like, he's so fucking blunt. I was like, I don't think he meant anything by it, but I'll go figure it out and find out what's going on.

So I go over to Jeff and I'm like, are you being, I said, can you be nice? So what are you doing? He said, what are you talking about? And I was like, are you being fucking rude? And he's like, no. And I was like, what just happened with you guys? He's like, I just, he goes, I genuinely want to know who the fuck are they that they're getting death threats because I'm pretty famous and I don't get death threats. And I was just like, Jeff.

I love you. Stop fucking acting like that. I was like, just be nice. And he's like, fine, you know? But that's his personality. That wasn't a, that was not him showing a side of him. No one's ever seen. If you know anything at all about Jeffrey, that's his personality. Yeah. So, you know, I went to him and I'm just like, be nice and stop acting like that. And then I went over to them and I'm like, hey,

Yes, he said this to you. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry if that hurt your feelings. It's all love. Let's just fucking have a great night. What the fuck else am I supposed to do in that situation? They seem fine. They were side stage with us after. There's video. So, yeah, there's a video of all of us hanging out, being fine. And in his video, he says, I felt so fake in that moment. Then why didn't you leave?

I know. How's that on you? I know. If I feel fake in a moment, I'm going to fucking remove myself. Yes. And I'm going to fucking leave. So no one forced you to come side stage. I want to make that very clear. You were invited and you took that invite and came with us.

So every, I thought everything got put to the side and him and Jeffrey just, you know, having the little tip. I don't have me. I don't have time to referee grown men. You know what I'm saying? I'm there for my fucking husband. I don't give a fuck what you two got going on. And that's just, that's what it is when it is. And if that's rude, I don't give a fuck. I write for my husband and that's a period, point blank period. And we're at the Opry. Nobody's fucking stealing my shine. No.

So I wake up the other day and I have a few people text me and they're like, do you see what this person's saying about you? And I'm like, so I've like had crusty ass eyeballs and I see this guy's video and he's like, I've been waiting to talk about this for six months. And like, you know, and I'm like, cool, that's your story to tell. Tell your story. Like you deserve to talk about that encounter. If that's exactly how you felt about it, talk about it, whatever you got to do.

And in the video, he says, and Bunny just looked at me and said, well, that's how he is. That's not all I said to you. And you know, that's not all I said to you. And that's fine. And if that's how you want to portray how I was to you, I don't need people like that in my life who only tell half truths.

You know, he's a sweet boy and he does he has a great job does a great job at what he does. But I'm allowed to draw a boundary with you, especially when I see you talking shit about me and agreeing with people who are talking shit about me in the comments. Oh, yeah. And then you let thousands of people just tear me apart. Like I didn't protect you when I did fucking protect you. I took time out of my night to fucking referee children.

You know what I'm saying? That my first time ever meeting you, this is the drama that happens. I've been around Jeffrey a million times and never had a fucking problem with him. You come in the picture and now there's a fucking problem? Let's talk about it. You know what I'm saying?

I sent him a voice note. Actually, I text him because at first I just couldn't believe it. I said, I did stick up for you. I told Jeffrey, stop acting like that because that's exactly what I did. And then he texts me back and he says, well, my problem isn't really with you and goes on to talk about the situation that happened and how you had to tell me about it. And then, um,

And then says, and then I text you and said we were leaving. No, I stayed away from you after that happened. And I kind of kept a wedge between him and Jeff because I literally didn't want them to have to. I didn't want to have to cater to them. So I was sitting outside of our dressing room with Jeffrey.

And he's like, hey, we're about to leave, but da, da, da, da, da, which I thought they were gonna leave and I'm like, cool. So I went in there to go say bye to them. And I'm like, hey, Jay's about to go on stage. Do you guys wanna come? And they're like, yes. He made it sound like I brought them side stage because I felt sorry for them. And you forced it or something. Yeah, that wasn't forced. That didn't happen. That did not happen. And I left him a voice note. And it's about two minutes long. And I have the voice note right here that I can play for you guys, which I gladly will.

And here, I'll just play the voice note so that you can hear why I blocked him. It's also talk about the fact that he threw one of our stylists under the bus, and I get a phone call of that she's sitting in her driveway, bawling her eyes out. Why? Because that video came up on her for you, and he's talking about the stylist. But did she say that?

No. So he's lying. He's lying about that. And she's like, and then Krista kind of got defensive and was like, how dare you put the sweetest person in the entire world who's ever existed? Who doesn't even talk? It took me five times before she had a conversation with me meeting her because she is that quiet. Well, I knew that was a lie when he said that this is all the first news to me. You never even told me about this. I knew that was a lie because one,

Krista is our wardrobe person. Yeah, she would never say something like that. And two, it wasn't that big of a fucking deal. Nobody even knew what was going on. But yeah, it was like, I didn't see that. Yeah. So let's just clear our little stylist, our stylist, a little assistant. Like, we love her to death. We know you didn't say it, baby. It's all good.

But it's like, just because you have hate for somebody, don't pull in other people. That's not okay. And that's why I blocked him. So here's the voice note I left him. I said, I started off in the beginning. I said, I hear, I hear what you're saying. I see what you're saying and I hear you.

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really remember what exactly happened, because everything was so busy that night, it was at the Opry. But I do know that Jeffrey told me his side. I do know that you told me your side, and I do know that I'm there at the Opry from my husband, and I don't have time to cater to grown men having a little spat. I do know that you told Jeffrey something about you guys are getting death threats or something like that. And Jeffrey said, well, who the fuck are you? Just kind of like,

What do you mean you're getting death threats? Like, why would people give you death threats? And when I confronted Jeffrey, and now I want to say confronted, because that's a really big word. But when I did say something to Jeffrey about it, he was like, no, I didn't even mean it like that. He's like, you know, I'm sarcastic. You know, I just pretty blunt with how I say things. He's like, I genuinely wanted to know who the fuck they are that they're getting death threats. So, I mean, I don't know. I think it was really shitty of you to try to paint it like,

You know, like I didn't stick up for you or like, I brought you side stage because I felt sorry for you. No, my husband just went on stage. We all went side stage. I have a video of me, you and Jeffrey standing side stage smiling and laughing and having a good time. Had I known that you were that upset about that, like I would have definitely

You know, try to make you feel better than I did. I mean, I apologize to you and your husband so many times. I don't know what more you wanted me to do in that situation. It was very awkward for me to have to be in that situation also. And Jeff raised apologize to me numerous times. And then I've seen you after at shows. And like, you've never brought it up again. And I don't know. It just seems really, it feels

I don't know, just kind of like a slap in the face that you would even try to make it seem like I'm the bad person in this situation because you have a problem with Jeffrey. And it's not right, and it's not okay, but I still love you, and I genuinely hope the best for you. And yeah, just have a great day, and the holidays are coming up, and I hope you just love on everybody around you, baby. Spread love, because there's so much toxic shit in this world, man, we don't need any more of that.

And that's the last thing I said to him. And then he took it upon himself to go and make another video about how I left him a two minute message that didn't even, uh, didn't even deserve a reply.

And you're mad that I blocked you, homie? Like me. Yeah, let's talk about how you blocked my team. Like it's just, dude, I've met you two times. Show me who you are one time and that's all I need to see. You know what I'm saying? And it's like,

I don't have beef with you at all. I genuinely do not care about the situation. You made a big deal over somebody asking you who the fuck you were. That's an ego problem. And I don't deal with people who have egos. You know what I'm saying? Like, I mean, and like on the second time that he was at the concert, our staff had to approach us and ask us to remove them because they were being so much backstage. Yeah. And like,

And I made sure they were good and made it to side stage. Like I took care of him. So for him to block me to you after that, I'm like, what the fuck did I do? Yeah, I mean, you literally went out of your way on a night that you're working to ensure that he was helped and in a good position that he could watch the entire concert side stage.

Yeah. And never brought up Jeffrey. Never fucking anything. Never said anything. And the crazy thing is in our text messages, I have text messages of videos that he's posted about me or my husband or like something. And he's asked for approval on it. And this video, he decided not to ask for approval on because he knew he was being shady. I just don't appreciate half-truths and I'm allowed to block whoever disturbs my peace. And baby, I am

What does, what does Gypsy Rosa say? I'm on a high right now, can't take fucking whatever the fuck, you know, she's like, can't bring me down. Like, I'm in such a good space that it's like, if you just show me who you are one time, that's all I need to know. And I've only met you twice, dude. Like, stop making it seem like we were fucking best friends because we are, you know, that's what the comments were there saying. So I just wanted to clear the air that really, wow, he lost such a good friend. And I'm like,

That was the first time they met. Jeffrey is my good friend. I'm riding for Farmer Jeff. Jeff's coming to Thanksgiving. Jeff will be at our house next week for Thanksgiving, coming in. We've spent real time with Jeff. I have friends from the past who have had a problem with Jeffrey who have told me, hey man,

This is what happened to me. And there was a couple situations where I was like, damn, do I continue this friendship? And in my mind, I just think about myself. And there is so much shit about me online that if somebody really wanted to, they could really fucking make a judgment against me and be like, this girl's a piece of shit. I don't want to be friends with her just because of hearsay on the fucking internet.

And so I just truly believe that I am going to love people until they give me a reason to not give them my love anymore. I always feel like if I want to be held against a friendship against the sins of my past, and I'm like, man, I've done some shady shit in my past. I've done some really fucked up stuff, and I couldn't imagine if everyone right now meeting me was to judge me on things I did so long ago, because that's not who I am today.

20 years ago, I was doing drugs and robbing people. Yeah. Like, you know, could you imagine if everyone was like, we can't be friends with her because she, you know, she did cocaine. Yeah, well, that while I think the robbing people is why they wouldn't want to be. But I was like, I didn't want anyone.

Listen, I was on Xanax, I fucking like, I always felt like if I can a dude wanted to give me money, he deserved to get robbed because he's propositioning me for sex. So he deserved it, you know, and he was probably married, okay? Was it right? No, but I've admitted to my fucking sins and I've, you know, like, I've just, I believe that.

People can change. And does Jeffree still have a fucking, is he still, can Jeffree's a little firecracker? You know what I'm saying? He's gonna fucking tell you what the fuck he thinks when he thinks it. He's just fucking real. He's seen people who aren't used to that. Real, and you know, it kind of like set me back when all this like went down and I think I said this to you and I was like, the fact that

This dude was so taken back by someone blatantly saying something to him, just shows who he surrounds himself with. Also that all those people are not real enough to tell you something. You were so taken back that someone was real with you. And that's kind of sad. But another thing is too, and another reason he got blocked is I don't go to the internet and talk shit. Never. Like that is so fucking... That could have been a simple text though, the day after.

Yeah, or literally- Like why was that brought up six months later? Or because Jeffrey's trending right now. Or literally call me after you post that after I send you the two minute voice note that didn't deserve a response, which I thought I was very nice. Do I sound like I'm upset? Am I upset now? No. Did you hurt my feelings and show me when you showed me who you were? Yes, because I'm normally a really good judge of character. I didn't see that coming at all. And what's crazy is my husband did.

I told him what he did, and he was like, I saw that coming. I was like, what? I hate when my husband's right, dude, because I'm like, damn, I'm like, I didn't see that coming because I really thought he was a sweetheart, you know? And, you know,

Don't start on one being on. I'm allowed to defend myself and I always will. And, you know, people who know me should know there's always more to the story. And I'm just not going to go and make a TikTok video about it. I'll talk about it on my podcast because, hey, thanks for the downloads. You know what I'm saying? But yeah, this is my place where I'm going to speak my piece and it is what it is. Jeffrey said the same thing.

He was like, man, fuck that guy. So literally, I sent it to Jeffrey. And Jeffrey's like, and this is how down Jeffrey is for me. Like, I love him so much. She's like, you want me to make a video about it? I said, no, I do not want you to make a video about it. You know, Jeffrey's like, just say the word. He's like, I'll make a video about it. And I'm like, no, no, it's not even that serious. I'm like.

Because your video will get way more views. You know what I'm saying? It's like the Michaela drama right now. I've been living for his videos. Yeah. So no. But yeah, no. So moving on from that, that's my story and I'm sticking to it. And you know, just be a good human dude. It's not that fucking hard. Communicate. Communicate. Not everything has to be put online. Yes, your story with Jeffrey deserves it. Okay. Cool. Perfect. But leave me the fuck out of it because I didn't do anything wrong.

In that genuine situation, he could have said to Jeffrey, right there, like, hey, man, why'd you say that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like, why did it happen? Or talk, like, grown man. Have a conversation. Have a conversation, like, grown man. Be comfortable with uncomfortable conversations. Yes, like, yo, that hurt my feelings, dude. Why would you say that to me? Yeah. You know, or like, what's your problem with me? Because if someone said that to my husband, I would literally be like, hey, man,

Yeah, not my sweet little husband. If somebody asked me who the fuck are you, I'd be like, well, let me show you honey. Let me show you who I am. I would never take offense. So I'd be like, well, actually, this is who I am. You know what I mean? Yeah.

No, but yeah, so that's what happened in case anybody was wondering. I mean, it's not it's really not that fucking juicy. That's the crazy thing is we're literally having this conversation over somebody saying who the fuck are you? Yeah, that's it. That was the gist of it. Like we're about to go to fucking World War three and that's what you guys fucking care about, bro.

Get the fuck out of here. I got- I got- If- If it's not making me- If it's not fucking me financing me or feeding me, I don't give a fuck, dude. So please. Can't miss me with that bullshit.

That should be a T-shirt. Quote of the fucking night. I think it's a meme. Oh, definitely. Definitely a meme from MySpace, from the MySpace days. Let's talk about how haunted our fucking new studio is. This is wild, you guys. The doorbell rang like a little bit ago. I don't know if you guys heard that or not. So ever since we've moved in, every time we come in this studio,

I have a whole reason for this, but the doorbell rings, and we always think it's my neighbor, and it's not, but we'll go and look, nobody will be there. I think that it is, and I came in today, and there was keys in the door. These keys just appeared out of nowhere, dude.

It's crazy, but I don't get a sense of anything bad here. I get a sense of like, there was something here or maybe this was built on top of something or something like. I don't know. We did buy a lot of antiques. Yeah, that too. So I just feel like the ghost are just like saying like they're happy we're here. They're like hello. They're like ding dong. Hello, you know, like hello, Jackie. They're just so excited we're here. Like there's movement, you know, because we're like, we pop in and pop out of here so much, you know? Yeah. But I mean, it's really, it's crazy because

Jay and I used to live in this apartment on where is that East Nashville West 46 does.

I don't know, we used to live in, when we first moved out here, we got this apartment. Jay and I lived in this apartment for about, I don't know, maybe six months, and I would have the worst panic attacks in this fucking apartment. I'm talking like, it was so bad I had to wear a heart monitor, cause I was going to the hospital so much. Like it was fucking crazy. I genuinely looked at Jay one time, cause we had gone to the hospital and I was like, I think I'm losing my mind.

Like that's how crazy it was. So I started researching like the area, come to find out that apartment building was brand new, like had just gone up. But back in the day, it was a fucking Indian burial ground. Yes. When I found that out, we moved the fuck out. The shit stopped happening to me.

Fucking crazy, right? I never mess with Indian burial ground. Burial ground. Indian burial ground. Straight out of a movie. Yeah. Somewhere here in Nashville. Crazy, right? What? Yeah. That was like, remember our studio and music row? Yeah. It was an old psych ward? Yes. The old studio. On music row at one point was a psych ward. Mm-hmm.

Okay, and we hated that push. Yeah, I hated it. It was just it wasn't real It was like really repressed vibes and honestly I don't think Jay wrote an album out of that studio No, there was nothing ever constructive that came out of that studio the studio where I filled on the stairs

It was the one with the really creepy. Yes. I hate it. Yes. I hate it. That was it. You fall out of the stairs everywhere. When do you not fall is what I want to know. I would go on tour two years in a row. This was worse. Me. Yeah. It was bloody. Bro, we were walking down the street in Cincinnati. Right? Is that where we were? Yep. And she straight like.

I just hear, I hear something slap their ground. She goes, like a little chihuahua. And this is like in public on a street corner about to cross the street. Cars everywhere is so embarrassing. I got up so fast. Oh, the phone slid into the room. I was like, I'm good. I'm good. Let's go. And she runs to an alleyway. And then she goes, ow. And there's just blood running down her leg. There's a brand new tattoo that she scraped up. I was bleeding from a new tattoo. It was like straight meat.

No. Is this in Cleveland that we're talking about? Cincinnati. Oh, yeah, yeah. And then she goes, and then it's like police officer pulling out. He's like, she goes, do you think he has a first aid kit? I love it. Same knee is last year. You fell backstage, though. Scabs are gone. Oh, and then I was like, OK, let's go get the first aid kit back at the place. We walk a block. We get there. And I'm like, OK, I'm going to wipe it. She goes, I just got a fresh spray tan. Could you just dab it?

I was kind of happy about the spray tan. You were. I was just dabbing strips of good blood. You know when you get a good spray tan, it's just like fuck.

No, you're crazy about spray tans. I don't look at my spray tans the way you look at your spray tans. Let's talk about this, ladies. Okay, when I go to spray tan, I wake up, I'll shower. That's it. I don't even care if I shave, nothing. I just shower, I spray tan, and then I fucking leave it on for four hours and wash it off.

This woman right here, her spray tan regimen takes two hours. She has to wash her hair. She has to shave her legs and her vagina. A full body shave. She has to moisturize. She has to loofah. She has the tan look better and lasts longer, bro. It's not how long do you wash it off? Like the next day. Is she sleep or show? I can't sleep. I wash mine off in four hours, which I've done before. It's gone. It's all gone.

I can't sleep in a spray tan. Oh, I already feel and smell like I'm burnt. Like, there's no fucking way I'm doing that. Can't do it. So, yeah, ladies, which one are you? Are you a haly or a bunny whenever it comes to spray tanning? Or maybe it would never get a spray tan because it looks like someone's shot. No, maybe got one. Tell them about what happened, maybe. Okay, so first off.

I don't get spray tan. I don't care to be tan. I have enough color on my body. I don't need more. And I go and Bonnie is so excited. She was like, we're getting Mimi's first spray tan. Let's go. And they're in the machine. So I don't know anything about these. She walks in. She's like, all right. They're going to tell you to do these poses. And she's like, showing me the poses and all this kind of stuff. And I forgot to put the shower cap on my hair. So it's about to start. And I was like, oh.

And I jump out of it, and now at this point, because I have bad memory, I have forgotten all the moves that Bunny has just taught me. So I put the shower cap on super fast, I get in, and it's like two, one. And then I'm like looking at the screen, trying to figure out the pose. And then I'm like, I'm too late at it. And it's so starting to the next pose. So it's like partway down, and I'm like moving. And then it was very much like the Ross from Friends moment, because I'm pretty sure I don't even got much on my back at this point.

You're so uneven bro, the next like four hours this tan is developing and it just looks like someone's chat on me. It's like speckles of tan everywhere and I just looked

awful it was rough it was like a time Bailey had that fucking mustache when she got fucking sprayed it was so bad guys that don't don't spray down no I love it I will spray tan but I don't need to do a fucking 12 hour ritual before I fucking spray tan bro can we talk about Luke Combs reaction

On tiktok the best part of the night, bro Best part of the night. I love him though like so funny dude shout out Chris Stapleton like you're the fucking goat you win everything your wife's a fucking badass, too She walked by me last night. She goes. Hey bunny. I was like so majestic. I was like I know who I am

So she walked by with a cape on. And it was like, I don't even know if she was actually taking steps. It looked like she just glided past me, the queen of Narnia. She came up to Ashley McBride next to us and told her she was a strong, badass woman. And she walked away. And Ashley McBride was shaking. She was like,

Did she just say that to me? Yeah. I love Ashley McBride so much. Did you deserve that? Yeah, she's amazing. But yeah, his wife is dope. But anyways, it was just hilarious because we were all thinking the same thing. Like Chris, it's just, it's a given. He's going to win five awards at each fucking show. Yes. And when they announced that Chris had won another award, I remember we were just like, hey, go Chris, go, you know, whatever. And fuck it. Wait, Luke looks over and he's like, eight?

Like, the way he said it was like, he couldn't fucking believe it. Just the fucking, the um, behind what he said was so fucking funny, dude. Oh my god. Luke comes as a very naturally funny person. You fucking funny. You posted a get, or no, like a makeup tutorial on his right with me. He's like, yes. She flies in the back. And he's in the background hunting flies with a salt shaker. This is all good. This one. Watch here it is.

I did not realize we were in the background of this video. No, I did not. Yes. Bro. Bro. His eight? I mean, the way he was just like, damn. We were all like, damn dude. Like, save some swag for the rest of us, Mr. Stapleton. Okay.

Watching it that shit was funny dude like so good, bro So many moments that is hilarious the minute So we're on the red carpet last night doing like interviews and stuff and she goes we have a song to promote and just pushes me in front of a camera right and her understanding there and We're just like laughing right and we're like

I'm like, you fucking bitch Miranda Lambert's manager is a fucking boss and we just saw them the other day, right? And I don't know how that it got brought up. Yeah, I was chewing gum and I know she indirectly said it to me because I'm always chewing gum. She's not because you're doing it anyways.

Yeah, I was like, no, it is because I'm doing it. But anyways, she talked about how people on the red carpet get smack gum. She said she would walk around with her handout back in the day and make people spit the gum in her hand. And she's like this tough German woman. So it's like when she talks, you fucking listen, because you're just getting free game, you know? And she said, ladies, any time, I don't even know how to do a German accent, ladies, anytime you're on the red carpet, she said, just act like you're having fun.

Laugh. Your mother is watching. Yes. You know, you want. Do you want them to think that you're just having the time? Even if you're not talking about anything, you just laugh. She's like a shoved me in the back of the fucking entertainment tonight videos and we're just back there laughing and having a great time. But we actually were having a hilarious conversation. Oh, we were laughing. Yeah. And then Teddy Swims came up and like, you know, it was just like whatever. So yeah, it was immediately she pushes me in front of it and all of a sudden my phone starts to ding.

And I look down because that's like the clip they get, of course, is I'm like actively working and getting these texts. And it's everyone going, we can see your hair in the background. Yeah. No, it's so awesome, though. Let's talk about how I just did my book cover photo shoot.

Bro, I'm okay ladies so good ladies. I'm wearing wigs now Okay, I got I so last time we talked on acetel confess I was talking about wearing my first wig Yep, and I'm addicted now. This is the one I wore to the CMA's last night You're never to you three weeks already, and I've only been wearing them a week Okay, like it's getting bad. It's a game changer No, it's a game changer and my hair like I'm giving it a break from heat. I get to just

slather it in oils and just let my hair heal. And like, bro, you're going to come out from wig era and your hair is going to look like this. Yeah, wait, give me two years, baby. I'll be good. But yeah, so I love wearing wigs. These are my fucking jam. What was my whole point, though, of talking about the wigs?

Oh, yeah. Do you wear wigs? Do you wear wigs? So the book cover shoot was my first wig and it turned out so awesome. Our new girl, let's let's shout her out. Body by Miana, like Rihanna, bodied by Miana on Instagram. And I believe the girl who

Gives me the wigs who has the actual hair is like at TCC these girls are so great, man They're just really and they're such good at it. I haven't met the other one, but Miana is awesome She's like a great addition to our team. She's like willing to learn she works really well

with us too it's hard to bring someone into your circle and have their work and their personality mesh and she fit really well like she you know has really good social cues and stuff and like I just love how hard she works and she's always on time yeah yeah she's very like perfectionist yes and I love that because we're all perfect

And but she knows that we're perfectionists. So she's like extra perfectionist. So I love it. And yeah, I'm addicted to it. But I can't wait to get these pictures back from the book cover photo shoot. Let's talk about. Let's talk about you trying to take off your first wig. Bro.

Okay, so the first wig she put on me was we thought. Okay, so I've discovered that like most girls can wear a wig for like a few days or weeks. I'm not that girl. You're the Jeff. I wanted to get off with a fork at the end of the night. Yeah, Jeffrey was on my tour bus one day and fucking just yanked his wig off with a fucking fork. But we're not doing that over here.

But I'm not one of those girls who can do that. No. I can probably leave a wig on for 24 hours and then I gotta take it off. So the first time she put a wig on me, she put extra glue, thinking I was gonna keep it on for like a week. I mean, she laid it like you were supposed to lay a wig. No, it was perfect, yeah. It was perfect, seamless. You couldn't even tell it wasn't my hair. And so I go to fucking take it off, bro. There was so much glue. And like, I literally

had to pour alcohol like on the side of my face while I was in the shower. So alcohol is all going in my eyes. I fucking had a towel. I'm scrubbing my face. Like I literally have wig glue on the side of my face right now because that's how much I just did. I was so tired last time from the CMA's. But yeah, the first time was rough. And so now when she lays them, she's like, okay, girl, I know you're going to take this off in three hours. It's like just a layer. Way less glue and they come off so easy. And it's just like, Oh my God. Yeah. So I didn't even mean to talk that much about wigs, but I just fucking

But also the fact that your hair is still in full curl. Yeah, from last night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the CMA wig, dude. Yeah, it smells so good. You should like display them, too, once you're done with it. I want to. I'm going to get a bunch of heads. I need to get a bunch of wig stands and stuff now so that I can dance. No, I'm wagging it up, baby. I'm wagging it up. And then so we also colored a wig for you. How'd you feel about that? I love it. So we have the video. Yeah.

We have a cowboy copper wig that I'm gonna start wearing. And I might debut it. My new song, Come Your Cowboy, is dropping on 11.25, which is today, the day of the podcast. So you guys might see my cowboy copper wig in the music video that we're shooting, which we'll drop on December 3rd. But yeah, did we ever find out from Jen if we could give a snippet? A couple seconds.

We can give. Okay, so I am going to release a couple. So my Patreon, of course, is going to be the first people who get to hear this. So this is a little snippet of the new Come Here Cowboy Christmas song that is an original Christmas song.

I'm

Cut the films, cut the films. Yeah, maybe. Oh, yeah. I had to fight to get you guys to be able to hear that. Now that we have a frickin' publicist, she's fuckin' on my ass for everything. But that's it. It's called Come Here Cowboy. You guys go download it now. It should be on Apple. It should be on Spotify. It should be everywhere. Well, if you're watching this on my Patreon, you're seeing this a day before it drops. It'll drop at midnight. So lucky you guys get to hear it first. And then everybody who's listening to this on all streaming platforms.

What video do you guys have coming up? Because I can see you guys fucking smiling and laughing. Let me see. Let's see this video. Let's do whatever. These two have been hawking the fucking TV. What is it?

I need this video. I need this video. I need this video. I need this video. This is hilarious. So I was not in the in the album today. Your daughter took it. I just remembered she had airdropped it while we were sitting there. Yeah, that is so funny. But yeah, that's why cowboy copper. Yeah, it's a good one. Yeah, I can't wait to rock it. But no, I'm going to be having fun with these weeks. So you guys just be careful.

What do you guys think she should wear? Because I really would love to see her. I want to see Cowboy Copper in the Come Here Cowboy video.

Oh, we're doing it. We're going to do it. Moving on from cowboy copper wigs. I am about to do the biggest interview of my life today, you guys today, meaning like Monday, because you guys are going to hear this podcast. I have dreamt my entire life for this fucking podcast. And as you're listening to this podcast, just know that I'm shitting my pants and puking and crying and a podcast with

Someone who I have literally idolized my entire life. Can't wait. You deserve this. So we deserve this. We have all worked. This is a goal that we have all worked towards. Don't work out. I'm going to cry. I know. It's crazy. I still can't believe it's happening. I just can't. I'm like, I just cannot believe it. Shout out to her manager and everybody else like who am Jen Vessio who made this fucking happen, but

You guys, I just can't even believe that I'm gonna get to sit across the... And this person does not do podcasts, and I'm actually getting 45 minutes with this person. It's gonna be the best 45 minutes ever. Oh, I don't even... I'm probably just gonna sit there and stare at him. Just bunny crying for 45 minutes. Literally. That will be the best podcast ever. Just me fucking just... We're trying to pull myself together, dude.

For the last five minutes, okay, we can get started now. Bro, I'm so fucking nervous. You have no idea. That's why none of this other shit bothers me. If you wanna talk shit about me online, go ahead. But I feel like the more you guys hate me, the more I just succeed. And I'm so thankful. Thank you, God, for giving me and my friends this life and us building. My husband said the sweetest shit to me today. I don't know if I should say it online, but I'm just gonna say it.

He really breathed life into me today because he was like, baby, that person's manager is seeing the future. He said, you are part of the cutting edge of what's about to happen. And he's like, you have worked so hard for these past six years building what you have. And he's like, big corporations need people like you who actually can relate to people and have the following that you do.

He's like, that person has seen it happen before with his client. And now he's seeing it happen with you. And he's so forward thinking that he sees that in you. And I was just like, damn, babe, read life into me, brother. What could I do? Let me suck y'all.

Let me say, if you weren't on so many antibiotics, I would swallow, but I just couldn't do it. Listen, that's a real thing. Let's talk about it, right? Let's talk about it, guys. What you put in your diet comes out in your fucking cum. You know what I'm saying?

We went from zero to 100 real quick. But Jaime, you believe in that, right? Yeah. Yeah. I'm an apple. I'm an apple asparagus. Oh, don't do asparagus. God, you guys remember that one time on the bus I thought I fucking was dying? Because I ate asparagus. And I'm like, my pee really smells like chemicals. I think I needed to go to the hospital. And then I was like, oh, I ate fucking asparagus. It's brutal, man. Don't do that to men. Do not do that to your girls. Don't do that to your disgusting.

Can we talk about it? Yeah, let's talk about it. My fucking right armpit has been inflamed. We've talked about this on the podcast. The deodorant commercials. On the deodorant commercials, on this podcast. I have told you guys, my right pit is ripe all the time. Sure enough. Guess what? I figured out why. And it fucking hit me like a ton of bricks the other day.

This motherfucker, Jason D. Ford. Every time I have deodorant on the counter, he steals my deodorant. And for some reason, when he uses my deodorant, my fucking armpit just goes up in flames, dude. My right one. I don't know what it is.

Why is it not your left? I don't know. Do you start with your right? Yes. I do. Maybe it's that first layer. Yeah. And you rub it off on the right ones. Yeah. Your left one doesn't get it. Damn. We're figuring it out right now too. This is on full day. Real time. This is crazy. So yeah, so like for years, for like two, three years now, I'm like, fuck, am I going through perimenophiles? Like what the fuck? She's constantly, let me give you this. If Bunny's in public and she needs to scratch her armpit, she'll go to fix her hair and be like,

or she makes us come up. Or like if I have to take a picture with somebody, that's how nervous I get because sometimes it's ripe for the pick and bro. And I don't understand where it fucking comes from. And it hit me like a ton of bricks. I walked into my fucking bathroom the other day. My deodorant was on my husband's side of the fucking bathroom with the top off and everything. And I'm like, this dude uses my deodorant even when he puts it back on my side.

Well, you said it hadn't been doing it. Because he's been on tour. He's been on tour. And we've had separate tour buses, so all of our toiletries are separated. And this tour, my armpits been way better. It hasn't been in flame. Like, I'm like, damn, I'm fucking, I'm maybe healing my body. Biggering it out. Feeling so good. And then I get home and this motherfucker has me fucking inflamed in my piddle again, dude. I'm like, bro, stop using my fucking deodorant, Jason D. Ford. Who would do that?

Who just takes someone else's deodorant? My husband. Hi, Mae. Stop taking Brooke's deodorant. Okay, only when I run out. Only when I run out. But I feel like girl deodorant lasts longer. Go get your own. Yeah, go buy it. I didn't even find like a female deodorant. They should tell your girlfriend. They'll never know. I can't believe you. Wow. It's also like I also have put it back so that way she didn't.

Yeah, yeah Brooke now, you know baby got a stink in your pit. You know why yeah, exactly and I mean, you know, he said sorry And I mean, you know, it's all good. I love my husband I'll share whatever with him, but stop he isn't my fucking daughter It's just like when men steal their girlfriends towels like do not I made that I drew the line in the sand with that with my husband a long time ago Why why because what does he do with the towel?

Go ahead and let the world know. Wait, the world doesn't know. The world doesn't know the general tell. I don't know if I can. What do you think? Do you think it would embarrass him? I think he already is bugger roll. I mean, I don't want to add to it. I don't want to add to it. We'll leave it a mystery. Yeah, we're going to leave you guys know. Don't ever use a towel after him. Yeah.

Yeah, we'll leave that one a mystery. But yeah, no, I cut the, I put the line in the sand. So now I'm going to have to put the line in the sand with the deodorant. But my husband is so sensitive, I have to pick the times that I'm going to tell him when I'm drawing a line in the sand. I told you, you should literally leave one out on the counter. Never use it and put one in a drawer for yourself. Yeah. And only use your drawer deodorant. Yeah. Don't listen to this, Joey. He never does. He's kidding me. My husband never listens to any of my clients. So he only uses the counter.

Deodorant. You're tricking them. Tricking. Also, our doorbell just went off. I don't know if you guys heard that. Are you serious? Yep. I really didn't hear that. They're just saying hi. It's the ghosts, baby. It's the ghosts of Christmas past.

Well, I love you guys. This is a sweet little catch up. You guys have anything else you want to talk about? Is there any other shit we need to address while we're on here? We have a video shoot coming up in a couple weeks. I'm really excited for this video shoot. We just went and toured the location and it's like a 1920s theater. So talk about freaking haunted you guys. I can't wait to bring a spirit box.

you better. Jaime and I went there today to tour. The guy is so sweet. And he was telling me that the bathrooms in there were like through a secret door down underneath the building into this like little room. And I was like, you mean that little door that's right there goes to a secret room? And he was like, yeah, we're going in it. I don't know about that. But the way it was my bookers on the wall. Yeah.

Uh, the way it was set up anyways, the it was for silent films. Oh, I love that. I know it's got this little stage in front of it where he said a lot of the times they would do live music to go along with the silent films as it played. And so, uh, eventually like it went into like the digital era. So they cut little holes in the ceiling up on the other end to project the movie. And then, you know, the building eventually wasn't a movie theater, but it has a lot of those same aspects. So it's got that ledge up top with all the old movie theaters.

theater seats and stuff. It's going to be a really cool vibe. I can't wait. I'm so excited. Yeah, it's going to be for coming our Cowboys. So like I said, you guys go download the song, put it on TikTok. Anybody who uses the sound on TikTok or Instagram or Facebook, I will reshare it as much as I can.

We had some really cool writers on this song too. I'm so honored to have worked with everyone that was on this. Yeah, at least see Evanderheim, Jesse, Joe, Dylan, Nicolette. I always forget her fucking last name, but Pill walks Patty. Shout out to you guys for making this happen. I'm just super excited and I can't wait for it to be into the E-Thurs. We should get them on the podcast. Yeah, we will. We will. Why not? Girl time, gang gang. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I love you guys. Hala, I'm out. Smelly later.

Bye. See you guys next week.