Druski STORMS Off The Podcast | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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January 27, 2025
TLDR: Comedian Druski joins Tom Segura on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, discussing Coulda Been Records, world touring, career goals, fan engagement, and more; they bond over Fancy Chef, Alabama football, and a Diddy party experience.

In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, hosts Tom Segura and comedian Druski delve into a variety of topics, showcasing Druski's rise to fame, his projects, and humorous anecdotes from his career. Below are the key highlights from the episode.
1. Introduction and Humor
- The episode kicks off with Tom performing his best impression of Magic Johnson, aiming to set a lighthearted tone.
- Their chemistry is evident as they share laughs, laying the groundwork for an engaging conversation.
2. Coulda Been Records
- Druski discusses Coulda Been Records, a comedic American Idol-like series that transformed from a joke into a global phenomenon.
- The show’s success is attributed to its unique premise and Druski’s ability to connect with audiences.
- He reveals how the pandemic played a critical role in launching the series, taking advantage of Instagram Live as a platform.
- Key Insight: The importance of relatable content and genuine talent in creating viral media.
3. Touring Around the World
- Druski shares experiences from his tours, including memorable performances in Nigeria and Jamaica, highlighting cultural differences and crowd engagement.
- He taps into the significance of fan connection and how touring fulfills his ambitions as a performer.
- Takeaway: Engaging with fans in different cultures enriches the comedian's experience and widens their audience reach.
4. Ambitions and Career Goals
- The conversation transitions to Druski’s career objectives and the importance of setting goals.
- He mentions that he writes down his goals yearly, which helps provide direction and focus.
- Key Point: Writing goals down significantly increases the likelihood of achieving them.
5. Fan Engagement and Sketch Shows
- Druski emphasizes fan engagement, expressing how he incorporates audience feedback into his sketches.
- They discuss the evolution of comedy content, noting the balance between scripted and improv elements in skits.
- Insight: Authenticity in comedic performance resonates better with audiences compared to over-rehearsed skits.
6. Fancy Chef and Culinary Discussions
- The duo bonds over their shared admiration for Fancy Chef, a content creator known for his humorous culinary critiques.
- The humorous commentary adds a light element to the podcast, showcasing the lighter side of culinary arts.
- Takeaway: Humor in food content can drastically improve viewership and relatability.
7. Karate Background and Personal Insights
- Druski reveals his black belt in Karate, discussing how his childhood experiences shaped his comedic style.
- This segment adds depth to his persona, illustrating that comedy can come from diverse life experiences.
8. Alabama Football and Personal Experiences
- They touch on Alabama Football, with a humorous exchange highlighting the fanatic culture surrounding college sports.
- Druski shares anecdotes about meeting colorful characters like Roll Tide Willie, enhancing the entertainment value of college sports environments.
9. The Diddy Party Incident
- Druski shares a funny and somewhat awkward experience about being invited to a Diddy party, hinting at miscommunications and unexpected moments.
- Such experiences add a relatable touch, emphasizing the highs and lows of fame and social gatherings.
10. Conclusion and Random Departure
- The episode wraps with a light discussion of Druski’s various encounters and experiences while filming.
- In a surprising turn, Druski abruptly leaves the podcast mid-conversation, leaving listeners amused and intrigued by his spontaneous personality.
Final Thoughts
This episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave is a testament to Druski's multifaceted personality, his comedic journey, and his ability to relate to audiences through humor and authenticity. The conversation provides a glimpse into the life of a rising star as he navigates his career while entertaining listeners with engaging stories and insights.
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Oh, no, can I just be honest with you for real? And I only see if I do this right. Pause. You smell great, man. Oh, I appreciate that. Thank you, man. You really do. Really? That was like the first thing I noticed. Hey, man, you know, is there an endorsement you want to plug for that? No, there's nothing actually. I think eventually I will have my own fragrance. Yeah, my own fragrance and stuff. But you really will? Yeah, I probably will at some point. Yeah, I don't have enough money yet to start throwing that type of stuff out there.
It's incredible. Dude, what, I mean, we were talking briefly, like, I've been a big fan of yours as anybody who has the internet. And we've, uh, we've communicated a bunch. I went to your live show in LA last year. Um, it was wild. It was the beginning. It was wild, but I would, but I mean, it was fun. It was fun. It was a good description. It was a fun night, man. Well, you get it.
Yeah, it was a good time. It was a learning environment. I think that tour was. But you kept doing it, obviously. Yeah, I mean, money. Money does that. Yeah, money does that. But you're going to do a whole bunch more of those. Yes, I think. Well, now we've kind of changed it a little bit. I think that was kind of almost like an experiment to see how the fans will react. Something a little different.
Yeah, this year we have, we just did Cutafest, which is something very different. It's like, you know, improv slash, like, bringing out some of the artists that we have from the label, you know, the Cut-A-Beanhouse show and all that, you know. If you've seen that, you understand what's going on. Is it? The show is pretty outrageous. It's insane. And the shit you put, like, these, I don't know, I mean, sometimes you don't keep your composure at some of the people that come out, like,
Well, I was wondering, though, because there's some, obviously, ridiculous shit that you either laugh or you get rid of people. Have you had, have you had, though, like, as you know, when American Idol broke and all the whole world was watching it, and you watch for, like, the, like, the car crash, but then every once in a while, you're like, yo, who is this? Have you had people where you're like, holy shit.
I think that honestly that's the reason why we started doing this show because I used to sit and watch American Idol with my family really for that reason. Yeah, just straight up Just I want to see the bullshit. Yeah, and of course I was a kid around the time so I think we bonded over seeing
people come in there and just say the stupidest shit. So I think I wanted to base a show around that. And a lot of people ask me all the time, they're like, oh my god, this has to be scripted. Or like you see in the comments, they're like, this has to be. But I don't think any type of comedy that's that funny could be.
scripted, I mean, just the personalities that are in this world, I think we go to some of the craziest hoods in America. The way that some people's straight face walked into you, and they're like, I'm here to sing today, man. Oh, no, they're dead ass. And I think sometimes when people see people coming there and like trying to be funny, those are like the quick kickouts. Quick, yeah, yeah. Because it's just like, yo, I'm not here for the bullshit. You want this sincere person? Yeah, yeah. I want somebody that believes in this shit and like,
We're not just trying to give an opportunity to anybody. We kind of want to have somebody who's invested into the lifestyle. But you also do a thing where sometimes the person's talent is questionable at best. Well, yeah.
But the majority of them are like that. But you'll be like, there's something I really like about you. I can tell you're a good person. Like the guy recently we had a guy, he claimed his dad was the president of the NAACP. Yeah. And there was, you know, there's no fucking chance your dad's the president of the NAACP. I think we all knew that, all that. But it's like, yo, that guy might not have been for music.
Yeah, he spit bars. He's there for something. It just might not be music. And I'm there to tell them that people, you know, label execs ain't gonna let them know that. Yeah, I let them know this is not for you, man. Yeah, get the fuck out of the studio. But there might be something else for you.
Like, do you feel like- So you understand. Yeah. But so then do you try to pivot that guy into that other field or you just go- Oh, we drop him off, I think. Yeah. After the cameras go off. No, no, no, all jokes aside. No, we like to bring a lot of them to be a part of the world I live in in the entertainment world. So even after some of the characters that we had on my could have been house show, they would come on and do commercial stuff with me.
Yeah. So let's say I have a read for prize picks or a company that we're working with like Nike or something, I'll bring them on to that and be like, okay, let's figure out what you could do in this commercial spot. That could help you real man, get the money. So it's also, I think people don't see that side of it as well. Yeah. We also bring them to the entertainment side. Cause you know, some of them might not be super talented in music, but we'd like to involve them in the world. So you're really helping them out though, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All jokes aside, like I think people don't see that.
And we might need to start showing that side. But I don't like to show too much behind the scenes. I'm like, look how nice. Look how good I am. Yeah, I'm not that type of guy. I'm not going to show it off. But yeah, no, we always make sure they're good. Anytime they call me or ask me for stuff, I don't always pick up. But well, some of my favorites. Yeah, it's so entertaining. It's a favorites type of thing.
So, like, how did, like, you said it like the, the, the catalyst for all this is you watched American Idol and everything. Yeah. The, the beginning of could have been had to have been like, well, but let's just try this one. So there's something silly, fun, because what it's grown into is insane.
Yeah, no, I think I think honestly what it what it started at was like the pandemic being Such a weird place and nobody really is doing anything everybody's at home Yeah, so you know Instagram live was a big deal around time if you remember like people were getting on their fucking DJing and
Yeah, doing everything. Yeah, it's like Tory Lane's was getting on there doing a like a COVID show. And so I was like, oh, this is probably the best time to do something comedic. Yeah. And I thought it would be a great idea to sign people to my label. Yeah. And it just, you know, it transpired to become bigger and bigger. But I think it started out kind of as a joke. And then it worked into being a bigger situation to where now we
are offering $50,000 for whoever the winner is. Do you have any people you've signed? Yeah, sometimes we lose count. I have no idea how many people we've. It's not like the contract means anything. We can look it up, but I don't think the contract means anything.
Actually, I think they're signing an NDA when they come in there. I don't think that's a threat, bro. But yeah, now it's been amazing though. I love going to different cities. We've got a lot more cities coming up. We took international this year, so that was dope as well. I mean, I saw you weren't you in Nigeria at one point? Yeah, we went to Nigeria. We went to United Kingdom, Jamaica. Yeah, this year we're going to do a lot more.
What was like, had you been to Africa before? No, I was my first time in my other land. Was that a wild experience for you? Well, yeah. Well, I mean, when you say wild, what do you mean by that? Well, just that like, you're going to a foreign country that you haven't been to before? It don't mean like wild isn't so far, do you? Well, I mean like the snakes and shit right now. No, I mean just like.
No, it's just that like you're, first of all, it's like showing your level of fame because it's one thing to be like, hey, I'm in Detroit or something and people come out, but when you go to Nigeria, I'm like, it shows you your reach. No, all jokes aside, it really was a good experience. And we got to see so much.
More than what we thought we would see sometimes good Less than bad, but I don't know. I think it was it was a good all-around experience going on What's the wildest shit that's happened at it could have been kind of audition or or on a trip? Yeah, I think When I went to Jamaica we I definitely got to see how freaky that entire country or island is yeah We get to experience the culture of everything right so we went to like a
I think they call it like a street party. I'm not really sure what they call the Jamaican street parties, but they do it all day. They're just fucking all day. All of them, everybody's just fucking streets. And the dances are like fucking. Yeah, it's like you're dancing, you're fucking, you're just fucking all day in Jamaica. Oh, yeah, while they're cooking, everybody's fucking in the kitchen. It's a freaky place. But that was the first place I'd say where I've experienced like, oh, okay, this is the culture out here. So we went to like a day party.
And I got fucked, man. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's wild. Yeah, I just, you know, I laid back, I laid on the ground and the girls, they just, they take over. They take over. They take full control in that country. No shit. Yeah, there we go. We got to take you out. That kind of shit. I would love to go. Yeah.
So basically that, but without clothes is what happened. Yeah, well, no, that kind of happened through the clothes. Well, that was me. Yeah, that part, that was that. You got a stack right there. It's called getting stacked. Hey, here's the thing that everyone did. Stack them like a Pringle right there. How's Diddy doing? I know you guys are in touch every day. Great question. Wow. What's he up to? How's he feeling? How do we get from him?
No, I know that you guys are impressed. I didn't get from the freaky Jamaica video. I think you see the natural segue. I don't see. I didn't know that segue was coming. Well, sorry. Is he all right? What's he feeling? No, I haven't. I actually haven't spoke to that guy, man. I think, uh, yeah, you know, what are those freak offs? What were the freak offs like? I never had been to a freak off. I don't think.
But I think a lot of people saying like, oh, I left before a lot of that's bullshit. Everybody's like, oh, I left before. That's bullshit. A lot of hands up. Yeah, a lot of everybody's doing. But, you know, I never really, you know, I think I was friends with his sons.
So I always was just like anytime I would be like around there, like even how like the commercial I did with Deliano, whatever, that transpired from like being around his sons. Really? We would go to like different places in LA. It was like me, his sons, Odell, whoever, you know, I think we would just always would be around them. But that naturally just happened through friendship. Sure. Yeah. But yeah, okay, come on, don't do that. Yeah, what the fuck, man?
No, it's just a joke. I was just saying I never I never was at any of that those situations man I thought you guys text him. I know man I think not he I never I never got to see that side
And I don't know. That's why I say I personally, anytime anybody has to be like, listen, I have no idea. And I'm not doing the hands up like everybody else. I'm not doing that bullshit. Honestly, I was cool with his sons and we would always, you know.
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Well, that's isn't that the expression? No, cream of the. Oh, cream of the crop. Yeah. No, those are those are Michael Rubens. He's a great guy. I mean, I love how y'all pull the pictures up, man. Don't. All right, guys, we OK, we understand. I think people know a white party when they.
Well, they're just showing that you're really there. Yeah, well, well, this this one has proof. Yes. Well, these these have proof. But yeah, nothing nothing weird here. I don't mean weird. I just mean like with like, we said cream to the cream. I didn't know if that was like a no. I just meant like the highest level.
Oh, okay. Of jizz filled party you could go to. Oh, no, no, see that. You're saying like cream to describe a party. What does Brady look like naked? Like what happens? Okay, no, see, I don't know. We did nothing like that happened at this party.
No, Michael Ruben's a great guy, man. He's uh, he's always showed love to logistics wise because that's one of the things you think about when you watch this what how does the invite and getting to this it feels like it's like it's like it's like I think with him he's such a Like it's like it's like it's kind of like he has to know who well you got it fucking matter. Let's just put sure you're gonna sit here. Yeah. Yeah, you got a fucking matter sure and I think also it's like his
who he picked as his friend group and who he, you know, I think it has a lot to do with that. But I'm saying, does the invite or is it like a case? It feels like it's so, you know what I mean? Is it like leather bound? It's like, yeah, it's like, it's like an unboxing. No, they actually sent like Travis Scott's shoes last year. For the invite. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty crazy. Yeah, that is pretty fucking crazy. And like a painting of something like,
I don't know what the painting was about, but yeah, no, he definitely, I think after I met him a while back, he was always a cool straight up, straight up and down guy. Yeah, the parties are fun, man. There's nothing weird going on there at all. Carlos, I know they tried to Google the pictures. No, no, I really meant that that feels like the party that someone could be invited to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure. And then how long does it take you to feel like
because you are a legit, huge celebrity now. Well, I wouldn't say that, but I think it's because I've done a lot of stuff that's been great and it's been a blessing to be a part of, but yeah, no, I'm still climbing, man. What is your, do you have like big ambitions? I mean, obviously you do, but I'm saying, what's the thing that you go, I haven't done yet that I want to do? I'd probably say, damn.
just did a super bowl commercial. That's that's a big deal. That's whatever. Can you say who it's with? But the product or no? Yeah, I mean, Dunkin' Donuts. Oh, Dunkin'. Yeah. Who knows? I don't know. Do you have to do like a Boston thing? You know, you get it. You understand. Yeah, but uh, yeah, no, um, other than that, nah, I think I have a big list of stuff that I, every year I've been writing my goals since like, fucking,
I was in my dorm in like 2015. Do you really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. On a serious note, like I really do write out each goal I have and like specifically put, all right, this year I want to do this. I want to do this. And it doesn't always work. Right. And not everything happens that year, but eventually the thing happens. Yeah, eventually it transpires. But I think there's something
about writing it down. I don't know what it is, because I even had a year where I was typing it in my phone. It's not the same. It's not the same. It doesn't happen. It's just typing it out. It's just all bullshit. I think writing it down and then putting it somewhere where you see it every day is meaningful.
And you see your goals right now? Yeah, I always do that shit. And on a serious note, I think I really do believe that works. And speaking it, of course, you know, you've probably written down goals. Yeah, sure. And talking about, I have. You don't, you don't, I don't ever see that side of you, man. You never talk about that type of shit. What do you mean about like ambition and like, you know, inspirational side of
Yeah, you're right. I probably don't you're always fucking off and like fucking bitches every time I see you man. You're always trying to Get you fucking holes in other cities. Oh, no, I get it. That's true. No, I do know that about you. No, I know everything else is like oh, and I'm torn I'm always fucking oh, what's the real side of like Tom? Well, there's not a lot that I'm doing with besides fucking so that's kind of like I have to find time to not
Because my fucking takes up a lot of time, but No, I think you're totally right and I think part of like coming into yourself when you come When you come and you're done coming you have that post not clarity then you go I've dreams But like a lot of times I actually have the pussy gets in the way of it's true. It's true a lot of people don't speak on that. Yep
A lot of you might speak on women can get in the way of those dreams and like I want to tell all the young guys out there you're watching all that porn up and all that bullshit. It's not gonna help porn. What's another one you know X hamster and bros X hamster that's another one X video watching all this stuff that can get in the way
of your vision how all that she gets in the way you're busy and women especially well yeah women really there's a prop women fuck everything up yeah well i didn't say that oh sorry i meant i meant
Dude. So listen. Back to the parties. Back to the parties. No, no, that's not good. So this is what I really wanted to ask. Like I was pointing this out to you. I have never seen, like I have 100 comedian friends. Some of them are standups, obviously some are actors, some do just social media stuff. Everybody's trying to put out funny content.
Your shit is not only funny, I've never seen a level of engagement from a fan base, but it's bananas. I mean, is it surreal to you? I look at one video you had that you posted. I think it was the...
the spray-dawn, the spray-painted line. Because I've died laughing at your skits. And you did a sketch once of what the airport worker. And they're so funny. And here's the thing, everybody, I've interacted with that guy. And it's so spot on. But then I'm like, yeah, this is really funny. Then you go and you look just at the data. And you're like, yo, this was liked.
900,000 times and there's 65,000 comments. I'm like, I can't even wrap my head. It's like Taylor Swift, Cristiano Ronaldo. No, I think, I think that when I try to put a lot of that stuff together, I take it very serious. Like I try to, even the people I involved in it, and it may seem like, oh, he just wasn't shot at it. It may seem loose, but it's very controlled.
And like we pay attention to every single aspect of what's going on. Is it beat out like script out like not? No, it's all improv, but we have beats. We have to hit these beats. Yeah, we have to hit these beats and also like let's keep the people in this environment to look natural. Yeah. So anybody who's like, Oh my God, what the fuck? Yeah, let's get them out of here. Yeah. Let's get this guy behind camera. Yeah. And everybody else, all these people that may not know exactly character may not see the hair I have on may not notice this me. Let's just start shooting.
Yeah. Anybody that we notice that, notice that we try to crop them out and try to, but it's different now, man. I think it's like doing the Dave Chappelle show in live time without the studio. Yeah. That's what social media is for comedy right now. Is that one of your ambitions though, to have just like a show like that? Not really though. I think I'm already doing it. That's what I think too, by the way. I think you're, I think this is like something we used to talk about when
these podcasts and touring blew up for like standups, we would go, oh, you know, the natural thing is you have this, you wanna do like the legacy entertainment thing. And then you get that, somebody gets that and you're like, you know what, I think I was already doing the thing I wanted to do. And I watch those things and I'm like, look, this already hit a massive audience. It's absolutely hilarious. Everybody wants to share it. What happens if you put it on in television boundaries? I think you almost lose something.
Right and that's what that's kind of what happened with a lot of the These big productions they approached me like two three years ago. They were like, oh, let's do your next big skit show Yeah, let's do that. Let's let's take all your skits that you're doing now Let's over like let's take the production to a holding it up and I was like, yeah, that's cool, but like
are the kids and are the young generation watching that? Like are they gonna go and watch that? I don't think so. Like I don't feel like anybody will appreciate it. If I left here, maybe I stopped doing this here and just start posting the huge, highly productive. I don't think it works as well. It doesn't work the same. I also think that people are drawn to the lower level production on it. Like even on simple posts, right? If you do just like, I am here. You're like, I'm getting,
That feedback is so much bigger than a snappy, cool slick one. Yeah, and it's all built out for me to be in there. It doesn't hit the same as if the engagement of, oh, my God.
Yeah, how the fuck did he convince a general manager out of McDonald's and Atlanta, Georgia to walk in the back and like actually be working that That's the I think how did you I don't know man that just know we've had to get some people their jobs back. Yeah. Oh really? Yeah, we there's there's been a couple times that we've the airport guy by the way is like
That piece of shit that we've all run into so many times, you're like, you're the laziest fucking asshole. But not, they have different tiers. Yeah, they have tiers. So there's tiers. It's like, yo, they didn't give a shit. They wouldn't got the people from the fucking Marta station to go into wheelchair. I don't know what the fuck. No, seriously, I'm almost pissed at the hiring manager because it's like, yo, in Atlanta, yo, where did you find these dudes with ski masks to push my grandmother
And it doesn't make sense. So I try to figure out exactly the small details of everything. But yeah, it's dope. I think that helps the virality and majority of our stuff. We try to do it in real time. This show is sponsored by Acorns. New Year's resolutions are hard. Everyone wants to go to the gym, but actually dragging yourself out of bed in the pitch black every morning. That's a whole other story. What if you could make your resolutions automatic? Well,
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And we always try to like we have a bunch of ideas just like how you do your stand-up comedy bounce your ideas off somebody Yeah, it's funny enough to say on stage is this it's kind of the same way it's like
We sit and digress and try to think about it. But I like to go and live life a little bit. I don't want to sit around and be like, sit on this pedestal and be like, oh, we lit. Let's go get a bunch of cars. Let's go live in these cribs and go fuck all these bitches this more. So let's go do some normal shit real quick. Let's figure out how. So that's what keeps the
Juices flow you know that yeah, I mean that's that's your fucking bitches man. You're on the road fucking bitches I mean it fuels the it fuels the material. Yeah, you lost weight man and congratulations. Thank you brother. Thank you Thank you. Thank you. Let's get some clapping man guys. Come on, man Yes, and the reward is pussy. That's why that's what happens you get
Any guy out there watching, you want some pussy, drop a few LBs and let me tell you about that. Just watching your whole like situation with Netflix and like watching all your stand ups just transpired was amazing man. Thank you. You started off like really, really, really
Off bat like your first one was amazing and then still thank you like you haven't really like Hasn't gone downhill at all. Thank you And I've watched from the beginning. That's why I really wanted to do this show as well because I always Thanks, man. I mean I was I was I was thrilled when when we interact I really was I was because I'm a genuine fan and I was cool It was fun to do and then you know we haven't told
mentioned this, but like we also connected in our admiration for the culinary genius that is the fucking chef. Fancy chef. Fancy chef. Yeah, man. Fancy black chef. Pull him up. Let's see. Oh, there he is. So yeah, that guy is fucking interesting. See what he's making today. Do you ever notice the flies flying around some of the food at his house when he's
Did you ever see the table set up where he had like flies around the fruit? You know sometimes you're in the grocery store. There's flies. Just bullshit though, man. I think he's doing he's doing a bold thing now Where I would guess it might be this might be this pizza might be a review He's going to places and being like your shit's whack. There's no way, bro Right now he's like I'm gonna try this piece of the truck. What kind is it?
He's telling the owners there. I'm going to tell you. He said I'm either going to throw him on the floor. Let's see what he did. Can't be bad because he would already tossed it.
What do you say? Did he say that? You said tasteless? I can't tell. I don't know. See, he's just... He's a great guy, man. He is good. Mm-hmm.
It's easy. It's nice. It's nice. Okay, it's good. All right, it's good. You see what he didn't fill you? Well, yeah, he's he's definitely been at the Burlington coat factory as you can see he's he's this guy I don't understand how people are
Letting him wear and usually he doesn't have this bullshit on usually he has this chef Yeah, full thing and he's and he's walking through people's kitchen So I don't know what they're telling them before he walks in like the other coworkers I don't know what they're telling them because people are always confused. Can we get like a video? Well, this is that this is in Philly. He went into up to a cheese steak was it pads or ginos? I forget
You remember? Huh? Gino's. Gino's like the historic, you know, very famous cheesesteak. And he's like, all right, man, I'm going to do a review. Also, all of them are like, what the fuck are you doing? We didn't ask for a review, right? So they're not familiar with this. No one's in on it. No. And he's telling people in line who are just like one to get one. He's like, y'all know who I am? And they're like, no, like we just want to get, we just want to eat.
Turn it up Turn it up You know me
Yeah, he's like he's yelling at the guy. Did you cut it cut my sandwich? Yeah, exactly. First mistake again. First mistake.
Didn't toast the bread. Which is not how they make that. It's a different night. All right, take a bite of this. It's gone. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
And then it's just cuts. That's just done. That's it. That's what it is. I think somebody... Well, that's not a black spot. I'll tell you that. He went to a soul spot. He went to a soul spot. And was like, this is bullshit. And the comments were like, you're going to get your fucking ass kicked. Like everybody, in my opinion, everybody was like... Can we get one of him going into a kitchen and like...
There was one where he's just like walking around. Well, there's only 27,000 videos. Where's he getting the money? I don't know. Well, I think... I think we could take a good guess at where. But it's coming from, but... That's a check, I'll tell you that. That coach is getting a lot of fucking... A lot of time. I don't know if we could find anything in a kitchen.
But there was another food review for sure. That's a restaurant. That's in a restaurant. Let's see. I want you to come to the flamingo restaurant, the Dominican one, and Miami Beach Florida. Paid the chef to come in and taste it, which is not a check. That's no way. Let's see. Oh, there you go. That's a good one. I like it.
If you want me to come in and try your restaurant, all you got to do is give me a call. That's a liquor store. Yeah, that looks like a quarter store. The machines behind them show that it's like a... There's nothing fancy about that place. No, that's not a very fancy place. Yeah, it doesn't make sense. He's got like a Dijorno pizza on his table.
It's insane. It's insane. No, he's, he's, he's. Wait, tell me, cause we had, we had shared these videos to, we both liked food and we were like, oh my God, have you worked with the chef? And then, you know, I told you he came here. It was amazing. Then he came, he was on, could have been? Yeah, he was on, could have been house season two. So we're going to see that? Yeah, we're going to see him cook on the show and,
I don't want to give it away to much of what he did. Well, he demanded a lot of stuff before he got there. So can we talk about what he told us that he does nothing less than like $50,000. And he brought you up. This is why I wanted to talk about. He said, Tom Segura paid me six figures. He said, you know, and then he asked me, you know, Tom Segura, the comedian, the stand up comedian. I said, yes. He paid you six. He said, yes.
He said, so I won $50,000. He said, everything I do first class, straight up. He said, I don't do no, everything I do is first class. So we're like, all right, we'll get you first class. We don't know, we'll give you the money here. 100% we had no intentions of giving him money. Not a chance. We're not giving him any money. But yeah, we flew him there and then he's like, yo, I need a chef outfit. And we're like, okay, we'll find you one. Like what's your size? And like he just, he just went on a rant of list of food items, but also he told us that he,
We wanted seafood. Straight up he told us, I don't like the smell of seafood trying to cook it. I'm like, what type of fucking chef do you order and fly to a place? And then tells you, I don't, I personally don't like it. Like he's cooking for himself. It's like, yo, we want that, man. It didn't make sense. So yeah, that's the most I could say.
It went on to be, yeah. We had an interesting thing with him, because he was like, I go, what are you going to make? He goes, whatever you want, anything you want. And I go, all right, well, can I get some sea bass? And he goes, I don't fuck with seafood. I was like, OK. Says he doesn't like the smell. It doesn't make sense. But then he did end up making shrimp.
So he'll do shrimp and scallops. He'll do shrimp and scallops. But that's a picky chef, man. That's not a picky chef. I've never heard of a chef actually talking about this stuff. And then he made it just an original dish for us. Really? It was incredible. Y'all have clips of this stuff? We do. It was really remarkable. I mean, he did things that I've
Never seen a human being put into a pan. Your assistant was telling me that he, like, took him to the grocery store and put him through. Oh, man. He, yeah, he was like the, I don't know if the sauce is out there. The first time I seen him without glasses. The sauce that he made, that's a lot of oil. The sauce that he made was
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three heaping spoons of butter, about half a bottle of olive oil, half a bottle of red wine, half a bottle of champagne, and two cartons of heavy creamer. That's insane. It was insane. I mean, that's an heart attack. That doesn't make sense. He cooked it. He's cooking it for you all to eat. Yeah. Yeah. And then he called it the John Segura.
Yeah, why was that's that's what he called you wouldn't call you Tom Segura. No, he kept calling you John. Yeah Segura at our house. Yeah. Why what that's just what how he remembers it Yeah
Okay. All right. Well, yeah, that's enough of the fans. Well, he must be. Yeah. But he must have been so thrilled to meet you because when you were here, when he was here, excuse me, all he talked about was that. Yeah, you told me. Yeah. He was like, yeah, you hit up Drew's key. You know, I was like, yeah, I'll try to hit him up, man. Yeah. Yeah. He was real excited. Yeah. He couldn't tell if it was me for sure when we chopped it up. He kept asking. He was like, is this really? Really? Like, yeah, man, this is me, man. I want you on our show.
He's like six figures, man. Six figures is insane, bro. Yeah, we definitely borrowed some money. I'll just tell you, I gave him 250,000. But it was fucking worth it, dude. It was really good. It was really good. He's getting a check monthly, man. Let's put it out there. He's definitely getting a check. Oh, stop. Yeah, he's getting a check, man. What the fuck would you give him? I was like, he's a good chef. Yeah, but you got to taste the food first.
Yeah, he's getting a monthly check man. I don't know. I don't know. He's a great guy though. I actually do. I appreciate it. Yeah, I appreciate him too. And if you're out there, if you have a mansion, yacht, castle, millionaires and billionaires only hit up. He only does that. That's it? He doesn't do regular shit. He tells people, you know, he has like four or five phones that he picks up, but he's like, he's denying people all day.
Yeah. Yeah. And I don't know how he remembers the numbers, but he has like, they're blown. They are committed to memory. Yeah. They were ringing during our interview with us. Yes. Yes. It's just a bunch of people just saying bullshit. Yeah. They're like, Chef, could you, uh, you think you could do my wedding of 5,000 people? He's like, yeah, I'll do it with whatever.
Have you ever, by the way, seen Robert Paul's champagne? You don't know RPC? No. You show his original. Robert Paul's champagne? Yeah, do you know him? I think he might be good for it. It could have been house. OK. Like, let's just Google search that guy. Yeah, he's going to pull up how we learned about him.
I think if you had, he's talented. He has different talents. But like this, the personality is just like through the roof. That's what I mean. Like, I think he would just be somebody that you see and you go like, Oh shit. Like guys love to fuck and fuck good. Okay. If you're a hot black guy, this guy's on hand. 23.95. If you want to move in, you can move in, but you got to fuck me. I mean, I need to be fucked a lot. Get free food, free rent and everything else, man. Here's a deal, man.
You gotta turn it up then from jail homeless or um your thug want to come move in a friend come over to you man free rent you get a lease in a key fuck me piss on you beat me I'm only I know you guys possible when I come up today no we this is a personal video this is a how does this get on the Internet I don't know how it got on the Internet yeah but then we found him we found him in Coney Island and then this is not an act that he's
Was this a bird call? How did this get out here? How did this get in the world? He's so public with his... Straight up. And he also gives us his address?
and his phone numbers, that's what prompted him. Yeah, his house in aggressive ass. And here's what's crazy is that if you type in his name in Google Maps, it gives you the address. It takes you to his house. I swear to God, if you pull it up, pull up Google Maps and just type in Robert Paul's champagne. Look, bro, it takes you to his building. It takes you to his building.
And it's got a bunch of five star reviews from guys that have...
He's like, this is where I am. Fuck me. But listen, how, what is he, is he famous? Like, who is this? He is now. Yeah. Well, but like what Robert Paul champagne was like, is that just strong? Is that like a Facebook post? Well, I don't think that was on Facebook, but he definitely. That was a DM to somebody. I think it was because he goes, it starts and just goes, black guys who want to fucking fuck good, just come to my place. So I think he just posted it somewhere.
But he makes hats and he, if you want a hat, you want a cool hat, he can make you a hat. I wouldn't touch a hat by that guy. No, he wouldn't. I wouldn't get near nothing. He bakes sometimes. Well, no, I would definitely wouldn't touch. He's a designer. Is he really? Yeah, he does. I mean, yeah. That sounds like an interesting guy. I can't lie, man. Can we get him a tryout at least? Yeah, I mean, I'm willing to talk to him.
You are. Yeah. Uh, with security around. Yeah. Well, yeah. Well, yeah, yeah. I would die when 1000. Oh, that's him too. Oh, he's a cop. Yeah. That's officer come down. Officer come up like wild, dirty and filthy. That's right. Officer come down. We'll take it like a man. I will bend down and you could bang me as you can. You know, because he, okay, so he's in.
He's in Lucifer's lair, which is his apartment. And he's just. This is an interesting guy. I've got to give it to those handcuffs from his.
Probably from, issued from the police department. Yeah. Yeah. That was like an actual police act. Yeah. That is an actual cadet. That might be. That might be, dude. Interesting guy, though. No, I'm willing to talk to him, but 1,000% will have security around. Yeah. There's not a chance I'm talking to that guy. There was a 101. There was a could have been video you posted where I saw that the security guys like you had to tell them, hey, chill.
Yeah, yeah, there's a couple out there. No, no, no. They sometimes, well, we've transitioned to just finance and security in that city. So it's a little, it's a cheaper situation. So sometimes I gotta let them know, because they feel like, you know, this is it. This is my chance to show what the fuck I got. So you have a little meeting beforehand? Well, I try to. Like one of them got really out of hand in Memphis, I think.
Was that Memphis? No, Detroit. Detroit. He choked the guy up on the wall and I'm like, yo, listen, man, this is another comedian, man. I think he was just, yeah. Yeah. Which has got to be terrifying. Those guys are huge. Seriously. And can we show? Can we find the clip of the dude? I think his name is Jack Funny. Jack Funny? Yeah, Jack Funny. He's a comedian in a Cleveland record, Jack Funny. Yeah.
Yeah, right there. Well, don't touch me, bro. Put on positive positive positive. So let me, let me give you a good description. Yeah. So right here, people don't know, right? This is a full production. This is a hundred thousand dollar production. I'm not gas and this is actually six. Sure. So there's people in here.
After you get off camera, it's like yo jokes over me. Yeah, it's a charity like a we're not fucking with you. We're not fucking around with this is just yeah Well, yeah, we're gonna fuck you up. You do something crazy. We don't fuck it. We're paid to yeah to protect Druski, but while we're here Yeah, but when
When you walk off camera, it's like, hey, I'll get the fuck out of here. Yeah. And his voices get serious like that. As soon as you get off camera, I'm laughing and shit. But when you get over there, like, yeah, I'll get the fuck out of here for a while. Yeah. So he didn't know, you know, me knowing I'm like, oh, that's the fun. Oh, yeah, I remember that guy. And then he's like, oh, the joke's still going off camera. No, the joke's over. Right. The cameras are over here.
the shit, the real shit get real off this platform right here. So he didn't know, don't take the joke as we go out. He tried to take the joke with them out, but the security is like, yo, we on the fuck shit. I didn't know either that security in Detroit were popping pills. They're also popping pills out there. I don't, yeah, it's the whole thing. They're older security, some older security like to feel like they're young again.
It's like a new renowned feeling so yeah the security they were just on fuck shit man. Yeah, I'll just show you
Hey, Jack, don't sue me. Ah, sue the security company, don't sue me. I got somebody for you. He shouldn't have did that, because now I'm about to have him stop us coming here. Hey, listen, I'm telling you, y'all gonna need more security in this motherfucker. You've still gotta go to that after party, nigga. I'm gonna be there. I'm there, on your ass, no ditty. Listen, let's have a meeting, y'all. Hey, can we bring all the security right here? So, uh, let's turn it back. Y'all boys act like a 10.
Bring it down to six, huh? Yeah, boy juiced up. You got your first one in, man. Hey, I appreciate y'all boy. But look, you know, they like that. Of course. They want to, they got to get the little bark out of their system. They like it. And they like that coach acknowledge that, you know, you were just like, hey, I like the effort. Yeah. I like what you're doing, boy. Yeah. But hey,
Let's turn it back. I think we good now. We got it off our chest. So that's the vibe in there. So I try to bring it back because it does get serious off camera because, of course, they're hired as real security.
Some of the people, they don't understand that, like even when sometimes when we get serious and there it's like, you know, we went to New Orleans. People were getting maced, man. So it's like... For real? Yes, yes. I think people thought... What kind of crowds are coming up? Well, you... Well, yeah. I think you. Well, it's not your crowd. No, we could look it up, but I don't think it's your... First of all, I see no colors. When... I think you know what colors are coming up. I meant... Your color's not getting maced. Bro.
When you say what type of crowd? I meant what type of numbers, man. Like how many people are showing up?
Let's just say these people are coming to your show. Okay, but yeah, no, I think Yeah, and I think they're paid for protection and The ones that usually are with me. I talk with them like oh, you know, let's let's be polite to other thousands of people outside. Yeah, thousands always always. Yeah, we don't get to show everybody I think a lot of it is added here a lot of it
I don't know if you're saying that you skew only one way, but you're like a crossover person. Yeah, for sure. You have tons of white fans. Well, I grew up in the suburbs, man, so I definitely... What area were you in? I was in... Were you putting it in his own? I just don't like the finger thing. I just want to... It's called Gerrymandering, where you draw... This is where they are. This is where we are. So, where were you?
Well, let's just say I uh, not an East Point. Yeah, I wasn't I wasn't in East Point, but um, not I grew up in a suburb called Gwynette County. Okay. And uh, yeah, but we went to Shiloh High School. Do you know what that is? Well, I went to Shiloh Middle School. Oh, okay. Yeah. What you, what am I, what am I good friends? I'm saying went, uh, swear. I swear to God. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I went to Shiloh Middle Sports reporter there and everything. Yeah. Yeah. They suck man. They're still at Shiloh. I think that's
No, no, not at the school. I'm saying he's an Atlanta sport. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Well, no, I grew up at Shiloh Middle School, went to South Gwynette High School, and yeah, it was a suburb full of everything. I think we had like
Real gangsters wanna be gangsters. You got your crowd of country white boys, the preppy white boys. We got the Latinos, we got the gangster Latinos, we had Asians. It was a true mix of everything. It was a true mix of everything, which I appreciate so much cause my comedy come in stems from all that. I was friends with, I had an African friend when I was like six years old playing soccer with him. I had a fucking Asian friend that I went to church school with. I did karate with one of my white friends.
How's your karate? It's pretty good, man. I'm actually a black belt. Wow. Yeah. Do you? Is that the side of you? Seriously, that's why I got a side of you. A lot of people don't know. Well, yeah, I usually don't tell people that I studied Taekwondo. Both karate and Taekwondo. Well, just Taekwondo. That's a form of karate. Yeah.
I don't think that's true. I think Karate is Japanese and Taekwondo is Korean and you're confusing the two because you don't. I don't think you have a black belt. Well, no, I definitely have a black belt. No, we call my mom right now. Is this a childhood black belt? Like from Master Hong Kong Kim? Wait, yo, wait. How do you know about? Because he was my master, too. Yo, you know about Master Kim? Yeah, I had a black tip. It's a red belt with a black tip. Master Master Hong Kong Kim. Hong Kong Kim. Yeah.
Let me call my mom. Ask your mom if she still has his number because I would like to reach out to him. Okay. Do you really know Master Kim? Of course. You know, he has a father. His also name is Kim as well. Yes. His father's name is Kim and the father of that father is also a Kim. It's just their last name. Okay. Yeah. Well, well, you get it. Yeah. I don't know if that was mommy.
Mommy. Hey, I'm sitting here with Tom Saguri. You know the comedian, Tom Saguri. I always watch an Netflix. Yeah. Yeah. He's crazy. All right. Let me, I wanted to tell you about, um, you know, it's time to get here. I wanted to tell you that, uh, can you please explain to him that I actually took karate seriously and how many years I did karate and what belt I am? I'm not going to tell him.
when you were four, and you did Karate with Master Kim at Global Karate and Snowville, and you did that until you became a black belt when you were in high school. Where are you, man? Hey, Mommy. No, you can't call her Mommy. That's my son. And I know when my children call me Mommy, I know my children. Hey, Mommy.
She's like, I know that white voice. Yeah, mama. Tell me, tell me, would like to be my child. Let people come up to music, please. All right, mama, just, just, let's get back. Let's get back to it. Okay, okay. So I just want to say, so he's legit black belt in, and he said, he said both karate anti-kwondo. Is that correct? It's a mix. It's a mix. Tonk pseudo. That's what it is. Thank you, mommy. It's Korean market. Okay. That's very impressive.
Mm-hmm. I'm super impressed and I don't know what to say amongst other things I've done as a child Oh, excuse me. He drew. She's asking me to ask you please elaborate on other things he did as a child. Oh
to the Georgia Tech seismic science camp every
That's racist, man. Hold on, Molly. All right, keep going. Keep going. Piano. Piano. Piano. That's all those Asian friends. Yeah. That's why I told you. Yeah. Weekly piano. Wow. Is it piano? He's a Renaissance man. Yeah. Yes. I mean, he wanted to spell him B for the school and second grade. Okay. All right. Let's try to tell him. Well, how proud are you of this kid for real, for everything he's accomplished?
I'm saying that it's incredible what he's accomplished. As a mother, you just have to be radiating with so much pride about this kid. It's amazing.
he's an amazing guy and he smells amazing too I'll pass the phone back by mommy love you okay
Alright, mama. Yeah, he just... That was fantastic!
My mom did my my mom came on the podcast this week in abuse substances did she really on the podcast and it was I was raised 80 And she was fucked up that's good man. I think
Are you keeping her youth? What did you have her doing? She was eating stuff and drinking stuff. She was lit, man. It was wild. You probably shouldn't have her denied an 80, man. 80 is a lot, right? Well, the time's ticking. Yeah, this is it. I think this is it. I think this is it. I think it's like just enjoy this year. Well, you know, 2025, it's a cool sounding year.
I'd always tell her, like, just stop answering the phone. Just fucking turn it in. Does she keep the regular phone line still going? My grandma keeps her phone line. The house phone still going. No, she doesn't do that. What she does is she has a cell phone that she never has on her. So every time you call her,
she'll answer like on an eye watch and be like, I have to find my phone and you're like, do you ever just think to maybe keep it on your person? That doesn't make sense, though. I don't fucking so many people. But they don't understand that I think they grew up in an era where the phones were only plugged into the wall. So they're used to probably just leaving it at this. You're right. And I'll pick it up. If I'm in this area, I'm picking up, but other than that. It's the fucking worst. Yeah.
It is super impressive, though, but which she confirmed. Yeah, I thought you made that whole thing up. No, no, no, I actually I did I did tongue suit. Oh, that's what I just forgot the name. I know I've studied Taekwondo in the midst of that. But yeah, I did. I did a lot of stuff, man. I've done a lot of crazy shit, man. And are you a legit tide fan? You really are. You don't give a piss about nothing. No, I don't give a piss about none of that shit. I think I just love rolled tie Willie. Yeah, the team is like, I don't give a fuck. But you're not like a Georgia fan.
No, I'm not a fan of any of those teams really I think I just I love real tight Willie's he's such a Good dude, man. He wakes up every morning. He's drinking from sun up to sundown You got a you've got to really give it to somebody who's that committed to being an alcoholic. Yeah, I have work with a guy like this. You've got alcohol Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, but you got to just give it to somebody this guy committed and I love him to death and
You know, he honestly, we brought him on to productions with big companies and things that we do just because he's just such a good dude and really very funny and naturally just- How'd you meet? Just a great guy. Just reached out to him on social media. He was just a fan of it. I just saw all his shit, man. He just was getting hammered and he was in like a hut somewhere and I was like, man, I got a link with this guy, bro.
And he ended up coming to Georgia last year for the National Championship. And that's when we shot that first video. He must have been fired up. Oh, my God. He played that. Was he fired up?
This is around Tommy
Sometimes you gotta pull him back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because he gets it carry away. He'll fuck around say it. Yeah He's that invested like he'll say it in that like I'm like, all right So I try to I try to pull him back before he gets to that point if you if you pump him up, he'll get there he'll get there. Well, yeah
He's he's not just it's not foreign to him. Yeah, it's not foreign to him It's like he's come. He's not committed to the you know the role and I don't think it's really a role to him He lives that life. So he recently found out that I was black though Not in person. No, he somebody told him on some podcast. I'm still pissed about it
Really? Yeah. What did he think you were? I think he thought I was tanned. Just tanned. Like you've been outside. Yeah. You've been working. And he believed the character that I was doing. He did. Yeah. That's kind of really sweet. Yeah, but I really fuck with him. That's why I really, I appreciate every, and I love bringing him to things that we do. Like,
What was his, did you see what his reaction was to you? I think he was a little disappointed. He didn't have much words to say. I think it was.
I think, I think, I think he wanted me to be tan white. I think that's naturally what, I think that's what he wanted. Just becoming, you know, I think he wanted me to be a real tired man. Nice for someone to learn you're black and be like, it's real disappointment. That's, I just felt like, you know, but it is what it is. We'll still, we'll still link up and hang out. I just don't think it'll probably be exactly the same as it used to be. You think he'll be like, hey,
Did I say some shit before I knew? Nah, he's a good guy. Oh, here's you guy right here. Oh, yeah. Let's see this. These are still in the good times right now. We stand for the flag as you don't like it. Hell, we don't. Damn right, man. Damn right. Damn right. Damn right. You gonna respect this? We backed off.
We don't take nothing up.
It's when it gets carried away. You got to grab them. You don't you don't fully know all the time. Yeah, you don't know where it's about to go. Yeah, you don't know where it's going. Yeah. And that's why I try to grab him before he realizes what the environment is. Yeah.
Got to get him out of there get him out of there before he you're good guy, man Yeah, I try I try but that's why you see me pull it the shirt, but you found like a real. Yeah, well this guy's a gem. This is a thorough. He's a he's a real redneck Yeah, yeah, no, there's no bullshit there. Yeah, he's all the way. He's you go to every game He's one of those guys. Oh, yeah, I think they banned him recently. Oh, they fucked up It's because I think they were selling that's gotta be heartbreaking. They were selling shirts though that um
that might have said Alabama or something, and it had something to do with the actual team. Oh, and that's when the program was like. And they were profiting off of it, and I think it made it. Can't do that. And people, yeah, well, nobody's gonna profit all night when it comes to those colleges. So yeah, so it was somehow twisted in that realm, and then they started like banning them from coming to the game. It was a whole thing, but we helped them get back into like, we reached out to the SEC and all that. We tried that. We tried that. Yeah. I don't know if it worked.
But we tried to reach out to the people that we knew to try to tell them, you know, just try to help this guy. He doesn't know that he might have made that. He doesn't. But you know, money is like everything changes. Everything changes when it comes down to that. So no, but I think hopefully I think he still can go to games. I don't know if he's allowed on the field, but I do know. I would say it's probably best that I have that guy on the field.
If I was making choices, I would say maybe not a field pass. You're on the board of education. No field pass. I think the field pass. Let's keep them in the stands. Have a barrier up. No, he's he's you got to meet him, man. If you haven't, I would love to. Yes.
I went to a game last year. I went to a game in Tuscaloosa, and it was so much fun. That environment was unfutly. They had one of the best environments for football. Yeah. Yeah. Shout out to Alabama football team. That shit was amazing. We went out there. I actually missed a field goal with fucking Pat McAfee. Oh, you did? You did the thing. Yeah. You did the whole shit. And it was.
It was dope. Like Alabama, they eat sleep, breathe, football. Oh, yeah. Like there's people just like Willie, but just aren't known or have a camera on them. Yeah. Well, the majority of everybody in that stadium, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, the whole stage is Willie. Like, they don't really don't give a piss about shit, but the time. Yeah, they are there.
Let's just say, let's just say there's a lot of willies out there. There's a lot of willies, yeah. And if they're not tied fans, they're war eagle fans, and they're committed for short, man. Let's talk about this new show, Could Have Been Love, though. Okay, let's talk about Could Have Been Love. Maybe just coming to it naturally, just ask. Hey, Druski. Okay, see, you fuck you. This is a, yeah, fuck you, man.
I want to talk about this show, and you just... Hey, Druski! Man, you are one funny guy, and I heard you have a new show. But why do you got to put the black accent on when you do it? I'll do it, I'll do it white. Ready? Druski. Man, you heard something else. That's still not fully black. You're doing like a mixed accent. It's a little bit of white and black there. That's not white? That's not the full shit. Yeah, I want the Toms to go where you want.
and it was a little bit of a little bit of a ok so
uh... the show yet had been love yes you in the show are essentially a version of the bachelor correct yes and and the bat you in the show yet in the show and you're in a is it in a house is that what it is that's what it is that we we have cayla pressly as like the main police hilarious all my god is great it was hard not to break he is great like he he he he had us crime even like some of the girl contestants being
involved in it. Did you guys meet doing his thing? Did you guys do that? That was my first time meeting him when I did his Sunday conversation. Yeah. And he was so amazing doing the interview. I was just like, damn, I got to have this guy do. So I didn't know for like three years went by and I was like, all right, I finally had this situation where I feel like he'll fit in. And yeah, we had like 18 girls in the house and like it was just me.
That seems like a nice environment to be in. Yeah, it just was. It was a great experience though. I think it showed a different side of me that the world hasn't seen. Did they get to see you being sincere and like? Yeah, yeah, no, no. There's points where, you know, it actually was.
me pursuing love in the show. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there's comedic parts. It's a hilarious show, by the way. Yeah. But there's also parts where I actually am, like, engaging with the girls. You're not just playing with the dookie shoot, you're actually... Well, what is that? The dookie one? The dookie shoot? Dookie shoot? Yeah. Ass? Yeah, the booty hole. Yeah. Yeah. Who the fuck is playing with the dookie shoot? Well, if you want to find out if you love someone, don't you play with a... Oh, okay. No, I think that's koochie.
The asshole. No, I don't think. You're not going to play with that. I'm going to go straight to that. That must be a white thing. You go straight to the asshole. Date one, usually. Yeah, that's usually. That's usually. Don't you? No, I've never. I think. Yeah, that's definitely a white thing. I've never. That's crazy to me. Because that is a super issue. Yeah. You know, that's what you guys call the dookyshooter. Yeah, play with the dookyshooter. What is that to see the smell? Is that like a, like a. Just to see what kind of resistance you have or what? Yeah, if you want to see if it's.
If it's got some bodies or if it's ready for you and you only, I figured you would do that. No, I think everybody does the whole finger coochie smell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I didn't do any of that on the show. You really were going for love. Yeah, I really was actually there for the show. I didn't do no dukey shooting, no coochie smelling. Did you find love? I'd say I found something in the show. I don't want to give it all away, but I definitely found
A little bit of lust, a little bit of kind of like early love of what could grow into something. And we still are trying to pursue. How many episodes will this be? This will be like probably seven or eight, seven or eight episodes. And it's going to be on your channel right on your YouTube. Yeah, it's kind of influenced by like.
Yeah, it'll be on YouTube, but it's kind of influenced by like, you remember the shows like Rock of Love, Flavor of Love with Flavor of Labor. It has that feel to it. What I love about this besides the concept and you being in it though, is that it's on your channel. This doesn't have to be anywhere else. This is yours.
That's huge, man. That's huge. Like ownership of things is like is everything in this. We're looking. We're looking to get our money back at some point. Yeah. Yeah. You have any opportunities where anybody. I'm sure you have sponsored. Yeah, we got a little bit, but if you know anybody. Okay. Looking to buy some shit. We need our money back. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
But no, I think it honestly was a good situation for all the girls. We had studs, we had BBWs, we had midgets. We had a vast variety of women, all races. Mix it up.
Yeah, mix it up. You got to go like on those shows the the person who's like you get to have basically kind of many dates with all these like you know get to know everybody so you got to really go out on like 18 dates. Yeah, we did we did a lot of different dates and you get do you kick people too or you're like, no, no, we well, yeah, there's eliminations every night. Okay, okay, so that's that's kind of like the comedic side of it like we actually had some and no one of these chicks were like let me drain your nuts and I'll give you one for a day. Well, you'll like
drain play with my dookie shoot and I'll drain your nuts and then we can I will follow I think he's they just got to see the show but it does get intense in the house man I think we just know we've had we had a lot of variety of girls and women in the house that were very
It's the whole situation is very funny. But yeah, it was times when it got real. But no, I wasn't indulging in any dukey shooting or any kuchi cutting. I mean, this is a surprise to everyone. No, I mean, I don't think it's a surprise to the black community. I don't think anybody. Nobody is black is doing any dukey shooting. Everybody black who knows you was like, he didn't do the dukey shooting. No, I don't think anybody will say that watching this. I kind of think we're going to disagree on that. I just don't know. I don't know if anybody's asking that, though.
I don't, I think you're, I don't even know what the fuck dookie shooting is, man. Man, you'd know. This is, don't act like this is some. I just never have seen a groom like, I'm a shoot dookie in that. You know what I mean? Like, or hybrid, you guys go, I've never thought that. I don't. Are you a big ass guy? No, I'm, well, well, ass, yes. Asshole. Yeah. No. No. It's just not. You don't always eat a girl's ass when you're,
Well, it depends on the girl, I think. Yeah, that's a big. Yeah, it's always depending on, because you know, the bigger to ask, the dirtier the situation. It can get the kind of gaming back there. Yeah. He's like, get kind of what? Gaming. Yeah. Yeah. You got to, you got to pick your battles. Yeah. And I think, yeah, the bigger to ask, the bigger to mess. So you just, you just, you just be careful with some of those. Sure. Yeah, not certain girls, you know.
I think that naturally happens in Kooji. Sure. Yeah. So you've had your fair share of eating Kooji. Oh my God. You know, indulging and it just happens. Yeah, it just happens. It's right there. It's right there. Yeah. It's not like women don't have a gooch.
Right. Yeah. It's just there. And a woman that eats your ass is an angel. That's who you propose to. If you have me, if you're out there and you meet a girl and she goes right for your ass, you get on your knee and you give her a ring. What? I'd never wasn't. What? So you...
You're one of those guys. You go straight. You're looking for women who eat ass. I mean, it's a lifelong kind of thing, right? I'll even do the thing where I'll take, I'll put the, you know what I mean? I'll step over. I think I think we've gone past the limit of this interview, I think. No, really? I thought we were just, I mean, grab something and went towards your ass. I don't know. It's the back of someone's head. No. Yeah.
Yeah. Hey, I love doing this show, man. Bad boy for life. Take that. Take that. Take that. Take that. Take that. Take that. Okay. Okay. All right. He's he left. Hey, man, he left. Listen, listen, I love doing the show. I love the thanks for coming, man. Appreciate you, man. Okay. Okay. That was perfect. What the fuck do you mean? What are you talking about?
Why wouldn't you do that? You're a superstar. Alright, well that doesn't work like that. That's an Odell move for sure. Burt and Tom. Tom and Burt. One goes top is why the other wears a shirt. Tom tells stories and burt's the machine. There's not a chance in hell that they'll keep it clean. Here's what we call two bears one cake.
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