In the latest episode of the Distractable podcast titled "Does Order Matter?", the hosts, Bob, Mark, and Wade, humorously navigate through the significance of order, particularly in the context of food preparation, personal habits, and the absurdities of life. This blog summary highlights key takeaways and fascinating discussions from the episode.
Introduction to the Episode
The episode kicks off with lively banter among the hosts, setting the stage for an engaging conversation. The central theme revolves around the idea of sequencing—does the order in which we do things truly matter? With a specific focus on sandwich preparation, the hosts explore various opinions and preferences, leading to hilarious exchanges.
Key Discussion Topics
The Importance of Order
- Food Preparation: The hosts discuss how the order in which you assemble your food items can impact taste and satisfaction, particularly when making sandwiches.
- Bob brings in the notion that there’s a right way to make a sandwich, emphasizing checking the bread for mold as a crucial first step.
- Wade counters by emphasizing the order of spreading peanut butter and jelly, taking into account the hygiene of knives used.
Sandwich Strategies
- Building a Sandwich: The trio dives into their unique methods for sandwich assembly. Here are some core points:
- Bob's Method: Starts with checking the bread, then chooses ingredients from the fridge, applying mayonnaise first to ensure even spread and avoids mess. He enjoys cutting his sandwiches diagonally for aesthetic appeal.
- Wade's Approach: Checks his ingredients and cooks up a bowl of SpaghettiOs while preparing a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He prefers the jelly on top while eating, for better convenience and taste.
- Mark's Take: While less detailed, he emphasizes the necessity of checking ingredients and showcases his approach in a humorous take on the absurdity of making a sandwich.
The Great Cereal Debate
After sandwiches, the conversation shifts to another breakfast staple—cereal. The hosts question:
- What’s the correct order to prepare cereal?
- Wade argues for pouring milk first, as it helps determine the quantity before adding cereal, significantly affecting the sogginess factor.
- Bob and Mark advocate for the cereal-first method, claiming it provides better control over the proportions at the bottom of the bowl.
Practical Applications and Personal Preferences
As the discussion unfolds, the hosts emphasize personal experiences that resonate with their audiences:
Getting Dressed: The topic shifts to how order plays a role in getting dressed. Each host outlines their routine:
- Mark prefers underwear first, then pants, and finally a shirt, while Wade discusses the complexities of layering.
Gift Opening: A lively debate ensues over the best way to unwrap gifts, with Bob depicting a psychopath's strategy of carefully preserving wrapping paper contrasted with Wade's more chaotic style of ripping open presents.
Conclusion and Significance of Order
The episode wraps up with Bob inviting listeners to share their own processes for various tasks, underscoring the communal aspect of food preparation and routine—how individual methods reflect personality traits and habits.
- Guest Insights: Humorously, the discussion serves as a lens to view broader life lessons on organization and efficiency. The hosts maintain that while the order may not always matter, sometimes it can lead to unexpected delights.
Final Thoughts
This episode of Distractable blends comedy with insightful conversations about the subtleties of daily tasks, reminding listeners that while order in life often feels trivial, it can vastly alter our experiences. Tune in for more hilarious debates, thoughtful reflections, and entertainment with each episode!
Whether you're a meticulous preparer or prefer a more chaotic style, there's something to learn about the joys and absurdities of life through the lens of these entertaining discussions.
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Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Red-Blooded Bob emphatically throws down with WOW-HEAD MARK, then sleuths about sequencing. Weirding way the St. Sadu car loves PoE, becomes PC, and gets milky with SpaghettiOs. Muddled Mark gets ludily green-screened, declares Bob a heretic, is horrified by the hornets,
The mayonnaise is a mustard's moles from Carol Channing to some to a sartorial splendor. It's time for those order matters. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello and welcome to another episode of distractible My name is Bob I'll be your host because I won the last one my competitors for today will be Mark and Wade they're competing for That's right studio audience the opportunity to host the next episode
Uh, if you've never seen the show before, uh, I'm Drew Carey. That's the rules. Am I Ryan because I'm tall or Colin because I'm bald? You're definitely... Ooh. Or neither. I chip. You're definitely not Chip. If anyone's Chip, it's Mark.
Why do I gotta be Chip? Well, because you're definitely not, you're definitely not Ryan. No, I don't want to be Ryan. Of course I'm not Ryan. None of us, none of us could be Wayne Brady. And none of us could be Colin Mockery, that's for sure. Well, except Wade, you are bold. I feel like Wade is more Ryany. Am I bleeding? Yeah, it's Rachel.
Anyway, that's the explanation of the show. I'm not going to give you any more rules. That's what happens. And so when the end of the show comes in, you know what's going to happen then. Do you feel lucky? Do you punk? I remember that. That's a good bit. If you don't remember that, you're not a fan.
I have no fucking clue who Carol Channing is, but I know that Ryan loves doing an impression. I looked her up one time and I was like Ryan's impression makes no sense, but I'm sticking with it. She's doing a bad Carol Channing impression.
Who is Carol? I've never looked this up. Carol Channing. She's the lady from the movie where she's got the gun and she's like, I knew what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or seven? Oh, right. That's Carol Channing. She passed away four years ago. At 97 years old, born in 1921, that's a good life. Well, I mean, I don't know the quality. I guess it's a long life. Let's say good. Let's just say good. I have a topic for today's episode as the host often does. I have an idea.
I like this when you search Carol Channing. The questions are, what was Carol Channing famous for? And the second one is, why did Carol Channing say raspberries? That didn't help at all. I thought that if there was a bright behind me, it wouldn't be like, oh, that background's bright enough. You really just look like you're green-screened in at this point.
Look, I could be in Mark's office, too. I don't know. It's explode Mark's background. Wait till I do this. I'll give you something to explode on. No. There we go. There we go. Oh, there we go. Guys, my capture card is broken. Dune! What? Dune? You're in Dune, isn't that? I'm in Dune. Doesn't that look like the palace in... Wait! Hit the screech. I'll queue up the point. Ah!
It started actually on almost the correct note. That actually was really close. Yeah, but then he didn't understand what you were trying to get him to do. Yeah, I don't know what the hell you're referencing. What's wrong with that one part of Dune? Wait.
This is a really inconvenient cutout that definitely won't be exploited. I'm sure no one will ever do anything wrong with this. Random unrelated question. How wide can you open your mouth? Oh, really? Wow. I hate everything. I hate everything. How about this?
Oh, look at that. Is this the whole, is this, is this small talk? Is this your small talk? No, I got other small talk. Let's do small talk. Let's move on to small talk. Wait, go ahead. Yeah. So I've, there's a lot going on in life family holiday time is and was upon us. This is our last episode before the new year, right? Technically.
The last episode was our new year's episode. So this one's kind of just filler. But this is our last episode of the year. Technically. So I got to tell you all really hoping Diablo four turns it around because man, I'm still playing Path of Exile. Still doing it. We played Path of Exile together. We did. It was fun. We got some good Orbeez. Mark, you enjoy some Path of Exile next time? No, that's what I feel bad about. I should.
Sorry, this is for the view. No, don't microphone. Don't do the microphone. This is viewers only. Anyway, no, I do have Bellatro time. I feel bad that I have Bellatro time, which I don't actually have Bellatro time. I have time that I should be working on many, many other things. I play in Path of Exile 2 with your butt. He's not going to play Path of Exile 2 with your homies.
Look, it seems really fun. I'm not saying it's a bad game. I'm saying I don't have time to get invested into a game. That's why I haven't actually played a lot of games besides casual ones I can pick up. And even when I do I kind of get too into them because I just don't want to get that into them that it takes up all my time and I want to play it because I know myself. I want that for you.
I want that for me too. I do. I gotta move. I gotta get the movie done. I gotta move on with my life. Mark, this is a long shot, but I just really want this for you in general. You think there will be a point in your life where you circle back around and start just no life in wow again at some point.
Like you've made your dreams, you've done things, and you're not like in the middle of trying to pursue things that you're really passionate about. It's more like you've got some more time, things have opened up. Well, you circle back, assuming WOW is still, you know, in the next three decades, will still be there if you ever want to go back to it. Well, for sure. It's not go anywhere, I'm sure, probably, maybe. You think that's possible? Because WOW Mark was like a whole different human being. Yeah, I don't even know who that person is anymore.
I've tried to play wow almost every expansion I kick it back up again and it's fun for the leveling experience. I like some of the changes dragon flight. I know that's already like two expansions behind by now, but dragon flight was fun made a lot of soup. I like the soup mini game. That was fun. You know leveled up the new dragon people were pretty fun. I like the new things, but at the same time, it's like the reason that I really got into it was less about that the game was so fun.
It was because there was a very specific social circumstance that made me feel like I belonged and that I was valued because my skill was good where I could be useful. And I was a healer and I had a very close core group of people that I like to play with a lot of. So I did it more for them. All my times playing, wow, a lot were because I was in like a guild that I really liked and I wanted to be around. I don't see myself doing that again because almost everything is, oh, you want more? You want more?
It's my own fault because I made my character name to Markiplier. So, uh, but even if I hit it, like usually as soon as I start talking, you know, games up, but... Go with Chamboni, Chamboni, they'll never know it's you. Damn it! Why'd you reveal it? That name, 100% is taken away. Well, it'll be taken after this episode, so I gotta get back into it and claim it on every server. Get on it now and no one will know it's you. Everyone forget this. Expunge this episode from their minds. Editors, delete their minds!
Oh, I'm curious to see what that's going to look like in the final cut. Yeah, I have no idea what it's going to do. You should look at the path of exile to skill tree. I've seen it. It's nightmarishly huge. What? How does anyone actually fill that up? No, honestly, I've only played one character a little bit and it's terrifying. I don't care for the B.O.E. It's very Final Fantasy 10.
I was gonna say it reminds me of the Final Fantasy 10 and I fucking hated that so. Oh, I remember that one. The stupid orb where the Final Fantasy 10 when it's just like, yeah, it's like infinite. I hated it. I loved. I loved the water soccer mini game and I wish that it gave any other type of reward in the game because I played the shit out of it. I wish you got experience or something. Like I spent all the time. I should have been grinding Blitzball with Waka. Blitzball was awesome.
I had friends who didn't even actually play that game, who knew what Blitzball wasn't and had played it, because people would be like, you gotta play Blitz. Just try this. Just try this mini-game. The Zanarken Abe's. The Zanarken A. How do you remember that? I looked that one up. I didn't remember the name. How was your memory so good? Nothing escapes. Wade's steel trap of a mind. Wow.
Final Fantasy 10 was the first RPG I ever watched anyone play or played. And the only one I played after that, I think I watched it after the summoner, but like those were my introductions to RPG. So I have a lot of memories of those two specifically because they blew my mind after playing like twisted metal. It's like, well, I guess I Diablo, but Diablo feels different than Final Fantasy does and the way that you do things and like there's not really a skill tree. It's like attributes and stuff.
But like I remember seeing the skill tree in that and watching like my friend grind and go and fight like the different summons and stuff. It was like that game blew my mind. So it stuck with me for a long time. Still has. I already went over my browsing last episode. You're not at all sketchy thing of white powder. It is suspicious, but I'm not dead after trying it. So that's good. What else is new? There's more miscellaneous computer parts. Oh, I'm marking that one down to.
Oh, you and your I don't believe any of you. I don't believe anything. You shouldn't. I play lots of video games and I'm enjoying them. And now that I'm less mobile and more like PC gaming, it's been a lot nicer. nicer. I'm always inclined. Like my problem with mobile gaming is I'm always inclined. Some of those some of those gotcha options that pop up. I'm like,
That would be nice. That would save me like three days of grinding. So I got to be careful with that kind of stuff. Whereas a lot of PC gaming, like sure, some of them have like battle passes and stuff like that. Path of Exile is all purely cosmetic stuff. Like you buy the game and then there's cosmetic stuff and it's like whatever. Some of it I might care about. Most I don't care. I just play and enjoy the game. And it's just such a nice feeling to like play a game and not feel like I've got to worry about stamina or you're going to love Balotro. You're going to love Balotro. You are going to love Balotro. That's true.
It's installed and ready to go. It's super fun. What do we do? Cut this recording early and we just go play Bellotro. Oh, I'm down. We just record ourselves playing Bellotro separately all here. That's an episode of a podcast. Oh, that's a little bit of small talk gaming. I want to I have to redo the whole basement floor because our cat has ruined the carpet. I've got to read you the whole basement floor. I want to get one of those like board game tables, like the poker table, but you can also put like the ping pong on top or like play cards or tabletop games. Like a like a fancy one.
Yeah, I want to get like a really nice, just like gaming tape. I don't know where to go to shop for those, but yeah, I do want to get one. There's a couple, there's a couple brands that sort of have like make them more manufacture them, but there are also some like custom sellers where it's just like a woodworker or a small shop that makes it. There's some cool stuff out there. Do you know any of those?
Off the top of my head now, I think we're warm warm wood where wood is one I'm not sure if you start Googling the the like mainstream ones will come up But if you if you dig around I actually just go to read it dig around read a little bit people will talk about like oh look at this There are some ones where it's like they have cup holder Attachments that hang out off the table. They're like attach wherever you're sitting But they're over the over the edge of the table. So if you spill it it doesn't like spill into the game field There's ones where there's like
compartments for your pieces or game like notebooks or whatever. There's all kinds of stuff. It's very fun. I also, I want to get one of those, but we have like a regular table in the place where that table would go. And it's like, well, that table's table's fine. Seems stupid to get rid of a table for a table, but maybe someday.
a really good one. Yeah, I got to measure and see what kind of space we have because the one spot I've got for it is not the biggest space in the world. So I got to see how big one I can fit along with having seating in room because like there was the previous homeowners had a pool table, but like it was not regulation. It was like more narrow because they couldn't really fit and play on a normal sized one. So I've got a little bit of a smaller space. I want to put it in, but I'll figure all that out. But that's that's that's my goal for next year is to get the basement floor redone.
Are you gonna fix it so the cat doesn't ruin it again? I'm gonna get like a fake wood like a laminate wood or something down there thinking do your area rogues Bob your woodworking skills are coming in so clutch right now Not only can you redo his floors you can build him his conversion table I believe in you and everything that you will do in the future didn't you literally tell him like last episode he'd fail not
I'm betting against myself. He implied that I would fail, but he, he wants me to succeed and I'll allow that. All right. I'll start, I'll start building, I'll, I'll start building you a table with. Okay. If it's really good, I'll keep it. And if not, I'll thank you for it. And then I'll give that one away and get the good one. I'm going to come over periodically and just check and make sure it's exactly where I wanted you to put it and that you didn't do anything. Oh, I'll be honest with you. I'll be like, yeah, you're supposed to, you're just nice, but like I wanted nicer. But if you do a really good job, I'll keep it. I feel pre injured by that interaction.
You guys want to hear a funny story that's also sad and not funny at all. What kind of funny? I'm ready to laugh. So a sports story kind of.
Not yet. Hold it in NBA's Hornets. Sorry. After giving child the PS five before taking it back off camera. Damn. They replaced the PS five off camera with a jersey. Why? They're a basketball organization. Why not just give him the PS five like damn. It is the Hornets. They.
It's the incident unfolded during the second quarter of Monday's game against the Philadelphia 76ers when Hugo, the team's mascot dressed as Santa Claus, brought a 13 year old fan onto the court. After a letter to Santa requesting a PS5 was read out loud to the whole crowd, a cheerleader presented the console prompting cheers from the crowd and visible excitement from the boy. That's nice. That's very nice. But.
The joy quickly evaporated when a Hornet staff member took the console back after the camera stopped rolling and handed the boy a jersey instead. The confusion was said to leave the boy, his family, and even team performers stunned. Why the fuck did they do that?
There is no reason that could exist that makes that make any sense whatsoever. $600 to the Charlotte Hornets is like a accounting error. Why would they do that? I don't know. They issued a public apology on Tuesday acknowledging their error saying, quote, during last night's game, there was an encore skit that missed the mark. The skit included bad decision-making and poor communication.
Simply put, we turned the ball over and we apologize. The fuck does that mean? I was gonna say, if they have anyone who's worried about PR at all, they definitely already sent him a PS5 as an apology. I didn't miss that, right? That doesn't say that they did that. As far as I know, he still hasn't gotten the PS5. There's an easy solution to this. Apparently, they told the kids' uncle beforehand that they were... It was... The kids aren't keeping the presents, we're giving them.
And uncle's like, that's funny. And then they meant it. But apparently now that all this shits come out, they've said they've reached out to the family and not only committed to making it right, but exceeding expectations. We provided the fan with the PS5 that he should have taken home last night, along with the VIP experience to a future game. However, that VIP experience they're also going to take away.
They're just going to, they're going to like give them a bill once they're sitting in their VIP seats. Like, well, you've got a new jersey and a hat and you're sitting in these first class top of the line seats. That'll be 900 bucks a seat, please. Also, this is a lifetime band. You're never welcome back after this. I just, I want to see the fan cam just focus on two child arms around a big pillar going like, yeah.
The Hornets have called this an on-court skit that missed the mark. The skit included bad decision-making and poor communication. The thing about that is... What? Yeah. I want to know what accounting guy was like, we can't afford this. We'll just trick him. That'll be fine. Just take it back.
Why not just tell him, hey, we're going to give you a jersey assigned or not? And the kid who's at a hornet's game probably like, oh, cool, a jersey. But instead, they were like, you know, it would be a better idea. Pretend to give the kid the thing he wants for Christmas, then take it away. That couldn't possibly look bad on us later. It's it's just like this is the joke you tell about a rich business guy. And there's a baby who's holding a lollipop.
laughing and punching the baby. What actually happened was the players were in the locker room and one of their stars saw on the TV that the kid was getting the PS5 and he was like, hey, I don't have a PS5. What the hell? And they were like, Oh, wait, take that back. That's the only one. Give that, give that to the star. Give the kid a jersey or something.
Four players on the Hornets are making close to, I don't know, $70,000 or $70 million this year, just the first four I see their salaries. And they were like $300 PS5. Ooh, like LaMello Ball is under contract for this year for $35 million and change. And then they're like, ah, but that $300 PS5 for the Christmas on court skit. It's a bold move, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off.
Mark, this was a great story to bring up and I absolutely love when corporations do something good and then look like assholes when they make the most boneheaded decisions afterward. I'm just still trying to understand like there. It was a skit. Okay. Fine. They called it a skit. It was a skit. I'm trying to piece together what the joke was.
Like it was, it was a skit because they were like, oh, we'll pretend to give him a PS5, but we'll actually give him something he wants even more a Jersey. Mm hmm. Like the cheerleaders, apparently everybody, nobody was in on it. Like one person knew that it was a skit and was like whispered to apparently the uncle like,
The kids aren't actually keeping this stuff. It's what? It just goes to show no company ever has your goodwill in mind. It's only to garner support and look like they're good and make you think that they're nice. Everything else is a smoke screen.
I want to see the meeting where they were like, all right, what should we do? We need like an encore. Let's have someone come on the cords Christmas. What if we give a kid a present he really wants? Mmm. But what if we take it away and give him a jersey instead? Because a jersey's an even greater gift. Yeah, that'll go great. All right, Johnson, good work. Smoke break. Everybody man the sword smoke break. Get outside! Get outside now!
That was actually a surprisingly large amount of small talk, but that's okay because the episode idea I have for today is one of those ones where in my head, it sounds like it's totally an episode, but the more I've thought about it and written things down for it to talk about, the more I've been like, wow, this might be awful.
So we're going to do it anyway. No, I'm sure it'll be fine. I'm sure it'll be fine. Wade, I'm going to give you the segue point for this, even though the segue that you made was about 25 minutes ago. Thank you. And I'm going to spell segue like the geos gyroscopically stabilized mode of transportation and not like segue wheel. That's because we're wheeling right over to the topic. Order is important. Wade, you're right. Order matters. Just like this is the last episode of the year. What did I say? When did I say that?
It was a long time ago. It was like right at the top. The order in which you do things, especially some things, matters a lot. And I have a lot of food stuff here, but we'll talk about a wide range of things. Specifically, I just want to talk about what order we do things in and who does it correctly. So like, first starters, we could talk about this, but this one is not the most engaging. The order you make a sandwich. Oh, yes, I knew it. I had it in my brain.
Oh, it's like a normal to pretend it's like you're making yourself the most deluxe sandwich you can. But it's like a normal at home sandwich with all your usual stuff. Are we including getting the ingredients out? Are we assuming they're already there? I like where your head is at include getting the ingredients out if that's a thing that you have order for.
Do we get points taken off if we don't eat a lot of things on our sandwiches? No, no, it's all about the order. We're just I'm not we. I'm going to decide whose order is more correct is basically the way that points get debuted out here. So, but there's not like one point per thing there. If you have a good reasoning, you know, you know, how I keep score. I'm Drew Carey. Who wants to go first? Me. Well, he said it. That's fast. Mark, you're up first. The obvious first step in this is something I'll defend.
Because some people don't do it and they're still wrong if they don't do it. You should do this first. Check the bread. I always check the bread. Not that I have it, but for mold. For mold. For mold. Because it's been there a long time. For mold. Oh my God. Exactly. Check the bread for mold. I always assume there's bread around and I assume that because if there isn't, it's been thrown away and that's not me. It's there somewhere.
And it's probably if it's old, I'll see the mold. I love that catchphrase. I say it every time. If it's old, I'll see the mold. It's like an infomercial. It's just perfect. Do you have one of those molding defying glasses?
I want it to be a negative point, but I have to give you a point for that because it actually, it actually tickled me. It's going to be one of those episodes. Go on. You've checked the bread. It's fine. Oh, am I going the whole way? Unless you want to toss it back and forth, but I'm interested. I'm intrigued because that is a very thoughtful first step. I got taken by that recently. I didn't make a sandwich. I was trying to like just have some toast, like bread with peanut butter on it, like a breakfast toast in the morning thing.
Didn't realize till I was taking a bite of toasted bread. And I was like, that tastes moldy. I didn't die yet. So I'm sure it's fine.
So I'll keep going then. I can't say the specifics of the order, but once I've checked the bread, it's to the fridge, right? Almost all of my ingredients for whatever sandwich besides a PB&J are fridge-based will actually include 50% of it are fridge-based, I guess, in a PBJ. Unless it's new, Jay. Could be new, Jay.
Yes, you're right, but I go to the fridge no matter what I open the fridge stand there because I've forgotten what I was making looking around I I the cheese I I the giant block of cheddar that's there in the drawer and I go hmm That's easier than a sandwich. Oh sandwich, and then I grab the mayonnaise sandwich
And I grabbed the mayonnaise and the lunch meats because it's in the same tray as the cheese. And then I grabbed the sliced cheese if I have it. Most time I don't because I've eaten it. So any sliced cheese goes very quickly because it's slightly easier than chopping off my own cheese from the block. And I don't do that for a sandwich. That's a wrong kind of cheese. Wrong kind of cheese.
Once I grab all of it, I grab it all in one, I don't tink, tink, grab it all. Hip close the fridge, plop it on the counter, grab a paper towel, rip it off, lay it on the counter, put the two pieces of bread on the paper towel, grab a knife, mayonnaise first, meat, more meat, cheese, sometimes I'll do ketchup or not ketchup. That doesn't go on that sandwich. Mustard, the other thing, mustard.
Long time ago, I told you a baloney ketchup and sliced pickle sandwich. Very good, but not for here. It's usually like ham, turkey, roast beef, provolone cheese. If I have it, anything else, if I have that, a mayonnaise on the other side, I don't usually do veggies or anything, and I slap that bad boy on there, close it up. If I'm feeling fancy, I'll cut it diagonally, wrap it in the paper towel that I just had there, num num num num.
I will say cutting your sandwiches at home underrated. It's a different thing to eat a sandwich that's been cut, especially on the die egg. That's a nice touch. I do appreciate that. And you said you put you put the you build the sandwich on the counter, but you put a paper towel down or do you just literally lay it on? Yeah, paper towel down paper towel down bread on their mayonnaise on one side, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, not plop, plop, plop, plop. You know, when you make a sandwich, plop, plop, plop, plop.
You know. Oh, we all know about plappin. I know how to make a sandwich. All right. Then eat. Yeah. A lot of that. I got to say, content wise, a lot of that matches up with how I do it. There were a couple interesting choices. Wade hit me with it.
I'm debating whether I want to give you my real thing, or if I just want to go fucking wild. I mean, you can lie if that's what you're here for, I guess. I don't know. I just, I'm imagining, like, instead of spreading the jelly on the bread, you spread it on your hand and then just slap it on the bread and smear it off. What the fuck? That's the thing. I wouldn't believe that you did that.
No, okay, so I'll go PB&J, cause that sounds the best to me right now. I had like a sub yesterday with like meat and cheese. So right now PB&J just sounds good. But if I'm gonna have a PB&J, the first thing I always do, I do check the bread, but I also check and make sure I've got milk, cause I need milk of the PB&J. So I gotta have milk that's in, that's good. And I also am like 10 years old, so I have to have either chips or SpaghettiOs with my sandwiches.
Whoa, whoa, SpaghettiOs goes with PB&J. It goes with Ham and Cheese, PB&J, whatever. I like it with both. Those are not the same kind of sandwich, but I'll allow it. To give you my order of operations, I check, make sure all of them. I have all my ingredients that they're all still good. And then it's timing.
I eat two sandwiches and a bowl of SpaghettiOs, but the timing has to be right. So I get a bowl, I open up the can of SpaghettiOs, put them in the bowl, scrape out the can, rinse out the can, whatever, and then I put a paper towel over the bowl and put it in the microwave because SpaghettiOs like the out everywhere and make your microwave dirty. So you have to like wrap it and tuck the corners under the bowl, which gets you really annoying because one corner always wants to untuck, but you get it tucked in, you put it in there and I think SpaghettiOs are like two minutes.
Put in the microwave, get all my ingredients for making sandwiches ready to go, got my knife for the spreading of peanut butter, I use a spoon for the jelly, and then it's like timer, start, two minutes, gotta make my sandwiches. I get a plate, four pieces of bread, and I grab two, set them down, two sandwiches. Oh right, I must miss that part, sir. Two, set them down, two, set them down, and then I flip the two over, so that way there are two pieces of bread that line up properly. So yeah, so the butts are touching.
So I know which jelly goes to which peanut butter. And then I start with the jelly, I do the jelly first and lay that down, lay that down, then peanut butter, put it on top, peanut butter, put it on top. But when I eat them, I flip and I eat jelly on top. Because peanut butter at least I stick to the roof of my mouth, so I want jelly on top when I eat. And then usually microwaves about done when sandwiches are done, put my stuff away, stir the spighettios or pour my chips, whatever one I'm doing, pour my glass of milk, sit down, eat.
I'm defending a piece that he does here really strongly because he's very right about the order that you do the peanut butter and jelly. He's correct. Jelly first. Why? Because you can lick the knife and it'll be clean going into the peanut butter. But if you do peanut butter first, you can't really get it off going into the jam. I don't mind a little jam in my peanut butter and spit, I guess, but also I wipe it on the paper towel.
So I use two different utensils. I use a knife for the peanut butter and a spoon for the jelly, but the peanut butter? Fuck this guy. I hope he burns in hell. This guy is the reason America is going the way it is. Wait, say the reason out loud, bring it home. Because you spread the peanut butter and then you dip it back in and you get a finger full of peanut butter from your clean finger you eat, but then the knife's still clean because your finger was clean, so you get one more.
But then you've got saliva on the knife, so then the knife goes has to be in the sink. But you get two just bites of peanut butter by itself. This this is a this is a man of sin of waste of gluttony and excess. I'm sorry, we just got unlimited silverware here.
I only grew up with one knife, and we all had to share. We all had to share that knife. When I was done, I licked it, handed it to my brother. He licked it clean, so my germs weren't on it. Stick it in the jam. And then we just, you know, we use our long dog-like tongues to lick it out of the jar.
Like let me just sew this out there. I respect way it's reasoning if you use a knife to get jelly out of a jar There is something wrong with you as a person. Oh, I'm sorry You're something that mal functions and you're across the broken fingers can't have the manual dexterity to navigate jam out with the knife What are you we're out here and I just see ting ting ting ting and we're scared
scraping it out and like an animal. I churned the jelly with the spoon and then get it out. Turn it with the knife. He still can't scoop it out. Yes, you can. What kind of jam are you going to do? You get like the liquid and cranky jam and that preserves. Are you not doing the preserves? Wait, what he's telling us is he doesn't put enough on that he doesn't encounter this as a problem. That's what he's telling us. Listen, the jam, you don't need as much as you do to the peanut butter.
You need more jelly than peanut butter No, you need a lot of peanut butter, but you need more jelly listen I don't need that much jam I need the peanut butter Which is why I build a peanut butter wall around the bread edge of the bread so the jam doesn't leak out if you put too much jam in there it's good
blown everywhere. That's why I'm a fast eater. And I'm like, you have to watch your body. It's like a whole act of like a game. It's a bit you have to take a bite. It's like, how's the other side? Look, I'm going to get that. Oh, you don't need peanut butter defending your borders. You are the border defense. You eat your way to the center and none of it leaks out.
I'm sorry. Listen, you're, you're trying to tell me that you need a spoon as a crutch to get jam out. It's not a crutch, it's just the way it's done. And it's because you like the mess that it makes after it's spilling out of your sandwich. I've never in my life had a mess for meeting a peanut butter and jelly sandwich because I do it right. I'm not another because I do it right also. A wall of peanut butter? You have more peanut butter than jelly on your peanut butter? Yes, of course you do.
What do you glue your mouth shut and die every time you eat one? It's delicious. Yeah, dude You got to have a lot of jelly. It's got to be the top layer in your mouth The jelly is the the part the reward for the peanut you can have peanut butter on toast whatever you want That's not exciting. The jelly is the thing that spices it up
If you like the jelly so much and you eat the jelly up, it doesn't touch your tongue. You do jelly down so it gets to your tongue. If you chew your food, it all touches everything. Oh, this guy said he ate fast. He ain't chewing nothing. Wade's hawking it down like a snake and an egg. Oh, I do chew. I'm a fast eater, but I do chew. I have a question though. I've never done this.
I blew my own mind years ago whenever it was like, I wanted like a ham and cheese, but I also wanted a grilled cheese. So I was like, what if I just put ham on there and grill it and a grilled ham and cheese. Very good. Has anyone ever done a grilled PB and J? Yes, it's delicious. What you what you really want to do to perfect it because you don't really want to squeeze it because of the nature of a peanut butter jelly air fryers.
You take, you'd make a peanut butter and jelly. If you want the pro-est of pro tips, it sounds gross. Mayonnaise is the thing that you want on the outside of grilled cheese sandwich. No, no. Mayonnaise, oh my god. You put it on the outside and then you toast it in the air fryer? No. It gets a thicker crust than butter ever could have dreamed of having. This is from one of those stupid food blogs that some asshole was like,
I've been doing this since like 2015 and that's when you're the blog post you made it I'm not a manneys guy, so I don't know if I'd like it or not. It doesn't taste like manneys
is it tastes the same as any other grease that myards on the outside of a grilled cheese. Oh, it's, it's terrible because it started this epidemic of people all, all of a sudden being like, oh, you know, you don't put butter on grilled cheese. You put mayonnaise and it's like, I like mayonnaise. It don't belong on the outside of your grilled cheese. You just butter it and it's fine. We've tried it here because Amy was also like, oh, you put mayonnaise. I was like, that's, and I even heard that. I was like, dude, that's the stupid thing I've ever heard. And then you tried it to steal the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Take my points, I don't care. Take them away. Mark turned into Wade at some point during this exchange. Come on, I didn't know I was doing this podcast with the Bavarian heathens. No, do you want to know why mayonnaise is good and why it's useful? Do you keep counter butter?
Do you keep warm butter in your house or is your butter all refrigerated? It's refrigerated because spreading cold refrigerated butter onto soft sandwich bread. I might as well just fucking put it in a blender and then drink it because it destroys everything. There's no put in the microwave.
The man who won't use a second utensil wants me to microwave butter instead of just using the mayonnaise that's already on the counter while I'm making a sandwich. Look, you put it in the microwave in the package for five seconds. It's soft. It doesn't melt. You microwave the whole thing of butter just for one little bit. Why not? Just to soften it. Because it fucking melts the whole thing of butter. Because then you take the stick of butter that is soft and you rub it on your bread. You, sir, are the barbarians.
Oh my god, it gets worse and worse. Alright, I don't do that. I don't want people to think I do that. It's so much fun to watch YouTube go at it. Isn't it fun? Isn't it fun? I don't lick the butter.
Before we move on from sandwiches, I do have a question. And I feel like this might just be me being a special kind of insane bread loaves where you buy from the store. They have like a dome. The top is like a dome shape, right? So each slice of bread, it's not like it's a flat side. There's like a curve to it, right? So there's one side that's slightly bigger and one side that's slightly smaller of the slice of bread because of the nature of the sloped top part. Like a muffin. You have the muffin up.
Whenever I make a sandwich, I specifically line it up. So it's big side to big side, which means that one of them gets like flipped around. Is this a thing that you guys ever think about in life? Or am I just crazy? Because I can't if I make a sandwich and it's not like that. And then you have like the uneven bread and I'm like.
It's, it's, you don't want that. This is why when you pull out the slices, right? The four slices that I use for two sandwiches, you pull those out those four, put them into twos that are touching. And then I flipped them like long way so that they're like small squared off side to small squared off side. And then they close back up. It's like opening a clam and closing a clam shell almost. That way you have the right two pieces of bread and the correct sides touching.
The correct way is actually if you really want to do it, you take the, the slices mirror at the other end of the loaf and you, you have to reach in. And obviously it takes a lot of work, but once you get down in there, you, you find its match and then that slope that it goes up on the dome fits perfectly. And whereas the other one is like slight, I get what you're saying is like slightly bigger than big, but it's still slightly, oh, the whole slice is slightly bigger. It's, yeah, it's still not, it doesn't match up perfectly.
The outside would be, but the insides line up perfectly, as long as the other one's touching. All you have to do, no, Marcus, right. And I've never done this. All you have to do is open bread loaves from both ends. Oh, God. Hold on. No. You just go in from the outside. Yes. Don't go to the other end. Don't let the air touch it. You would go. So if you want one sandwich, the first slice, the first sandwich you get, you'll take, you'll take away the heel because no one eats the heel.
The heels a good part you leave the heel for defense and you use that the heels the defense you don't eat the heel But you leave that you take out the first slice you go all the way to the other end for the other slice I don't say I do this, but I'm saying it is there. No, no, it's perfect. It's perfect. That's perfect
Other two are close enough together and they line up because they were where the cut was made. They're slightly different. They're slightly different. But the mirror piece is the actual correct piece. Assuming it's a perfectly symmetrical loaf. Generally, they are. They're manufactured. Even if it's not, then this one may not have the first two might not have a mirror piece, but the next two will. Like at some point, there is a majority of mirrors. Yeah, but where it was cut, you know, those two sides line up. Yeah, but then it's one bigger and one smaller. That's okay.
That's interesting. That's interesting. You know what? I feel like we arrived for where we were in the middle of that. Look, we arrived at a really good place on sandwiches. Anyway, order matters. Great episode, bub. Yeah, well, I have a bunch of others. No, I want more. I want more.
I have, I want to do another food one because I'm curious about this. I hope you bring up cereal. I hope to God you bring up cereal. Oh, that one's quick and easy. Okay. How can you screw this up? There's only one answer. Let's do that real quick. Cereal. Oh, here we go. What or bowl of cereal? What order? Oh, I'm going to roll up the sleeves. You put your bowl down. You pour milk in it.
Then you pour your cereal. I'll die on this hill and there's so many reasons. All you sheeple out there that think it's like, oh, you put your, pour your cereal for us in your milk. No, you pour your milk first so you have a fixed quantity of milk. The elements that you're fighting is time till sogginess.
If you have your milk first, you get the quantity of milk that you want, and then you pour cereal a little bit at a time so it never becomes soggy, and then you will have a perfect ratio of cereal to milk at the end of it because you will pour exactly as much cereal as that milk requires in the duration that it needs to be poured.
So the the to sogginess thing is always the argument and like that's correct to me. But I've never understood. You know how how I do it is you pour the cereal first and you pour a small amount of milk and then you eat down the side.
So that you're eating the part that's in the milk as it's getting milk saturated before it gets soggy There's not enough milk like for me like less than a quarter of the bowl is ever touching milk at any given moment Why why if you pour it milk first and your cereal floats you get like five Cheerios before it's floating over the edge of the giant bowl of milk that you just poured How much do you fill it with milk? I don't know I assume if you pour milk first you pour a lot because you're a fucking weird girl
third of it in there. You don't want a lot of milk, but you're just you the way you're describing it. You're a milk first in denial. You're a milk first. I would just rather have my cereal maxed out and then the left milk to make it very delicious to eat. I don't have time to pour cereal 30 times for one meal. I fill that bowl like three quarters with cereal. I pour like half full of milk and then it's like a hot dog eating competition, man.
I'm ravenous. I'm a fast eater and I am pouring through that thing. You don't need to do that if you just pour your milk first. I like it and I wouldn't change it. And how many times have you been there when you have your cereal, you pour your milk and say, oh shit, I don't have enough milk. I gotta go pour more. You can tell how much milk you have. That's never, ever happened because when I picked the milk out of the fridge, I know exactly if I have enough or not enough milk.
then pour that amount into your bowl. You know what I've had happen, which is even more sad is whenever I'm preparing for this and I go to pour the cereal and the box weighs so much. I'm like, oh, there's at least enough for a bowl and like four pieces of cereal come out. And that's it. Well, that's, that's a whole other issue. That's another issue. That sounds like a skill issue. Yeah, it's a different issue.
Well, nobody gets any points for that. I feel very conflicted now. Oh, it is cereal first. It is milk first. Wade, somehow you're right, but very wrong. And somehow Mark, you're right, but also wrong. And I don't understand how this is where we have arrived at, but I find it very confusing. Crunchy cereal is better, but you don't milk first.
Well, you're just accepting soggy cereal as your life. I think Wade's argument is he eats it so fast. It doesn't have a chance to get soggy, but that's not how I eat cereal. Cereal is fun. I want to enjoy that. I don't want to just I enjoy it. The truth of the matter is full bowl of cereal fast refill because they're still milk more more.
The milk reload is always nice cause then you're putting cereal into cereal flavored milk and then you get, especially if it's something like, or those, the cinnamon toast crunch milk. Yeah. That's a whole separate kind of, that's like a special experience. But that's a milk first thing too. It gets progressively more cereal than by the bottom of it when you're finishing out the exact ratio that those last bites are just as delicious. Now you pour it over the cinnamon toast crunch and it gets that loose granules off and saves it for later.
What? You're just stripping your top layers of cereal of their cinnamon. Let's put it from the milk for later. Let's move on to a stupider one. What order do you get dressed in? This is not a complicated process, unless you're putting on like a three piece suit or something. What order do you get dressed in? Because there's kind of an order you have to get dressed in, but there are choices along the way.
Are we saying like you're taking a shower, getting out of the shower, getting dressed for the day or something? You are starting as you were born with nothing around you or upon you. How do you begin to clothe yourself from 100% naked state? All right. I'm going to take this like getting out of the shower in my first mark first.
Go ahead. Mark seems to be pondering. Uh, it is underwear first, then for me, usually shorts, then shirt. And if I'm going out and about, it's socks. Well, sometimes I'll do, okay, if I'm going out and about, sometimes it's socks after underwear before pants or shorts. Sometimes jeans can just be annoying to deal with whenever you're trying to put socks on. So if I'm doing socks, then it's underwear socks, shorts, shirt. If I'm just hanging around the house, underwear, and slash shorts, then shirt. So you're a no socks in the house kind of person though.
Yeah, I don't really need them. I'm not like a cold person. I feel like socks. I get warm. So I don't really need socks in the house. I'm either socks by I never walk around with bare feet in my house. I have slippers on if I don't have socks. I'm barefoot gross disgusting human being that you are. That makes sense along with your jelly tastes.
to growing up, my mom had a pool whenever I was in like an elementary school and you'd wake up and it was just like, oh, wake up, plant some swimming trunks, walk outside and hop in the pool. Like you never needed shoes for anything. Why would you put shoes or socks on to go like walk outside? So that's kind of grew up in used to being barefoot, more convenient. Less to take off and deal with later if I want to swim. More ringworm on your feet. Never had ringworm. My feet are too tough to get it. I don't think he knows what ringworm is. Isn't it hookworm? Is it hookworm or what you get in your feet? Probably. You would know.
Worm foot. That's my favorite Lord of the Rings character. He's basically right. I mean, I can't really argue. It's underwear first and anyone that actually argues underwear in any other place than first, they might have something wrong with them or they might be magical. That would be very impressive, but not practical for me.
Uh, I slip into my very comfortable revolutionary briefs first, obviously. Uh, and then I stand there and let the, the, the cool get to be, because if I put on anything too fast, I start sweating immediately after a hot shower. Yes. I take lukewarm showers. I can't do hot showers and I don't overheat. If anything, I'm chilly when I get out of the shower. So I want to get dressed quick. Like you need that. You need the hot shower, but you just need to cool down the hot showers way better.
I'm too much of a baby to do the cold after the hot shower because I'm like, I just enjoyed it. Why am I going to make it terrible at the end here? Yeah. So I put on my underwear and I just kind of stand there for a bit, walk around, let myself cool down. Then it's yeah, I think he's right. It's pants. Sometimes I'm underwear shirt first, but usually it's underwear pants. It's whatever I can reach first, honestly, but most of the time, if after shower, you know, I'm getting properly just hit the pants. Yeah.
Underwear pants, shirts, socks are dependent. Socks fit in that order if I'm going out. Yeah, it's like socks then shirt or shirt and then socks will come when they come.
Yeah, my feet have gotten further away as I've gotten older. I don't know what's happened. Oh, you mean because you're tall? Yeah. Well, that also just like I feel like I put on a bit more weight. So like whenever I put jeans on, like try something about jeans and socks. It's like I never want to put on socks if I have jeans on. Couldn't tell you what it is. And maybe I need stretchy like they have those stretchy jeans that are really comfortable. Yeah. Do you still wear like hard like hard denim jeans? Cause they have
I think a couple of pairs I have are, but like there's something about like you reach in jeans. And even if you can like physically stretch, sometimes jeans are just like, you're not today. I haven't worn jeans in a long time. I prompted that one by saying it was going to be stupider. And it was I was so I was hoping for some surprises, but no, no, no magical surprises. Not here. Not here. All right. This was just happening. We all probably just did this at least in some form.
It's still an order, but it's not an order of different things you do. This is one thing that you do. How do you approach unwrapping a present? Assume it's a, it's a box. This is not some weird. It's like a box. It's wrapped in a very sort of traditional way where it's like the ends are taped and it's just like a very standard, straightforward wrapping. How do you, where do you start? How do you approach this? I'm going to throw this out there and I want to disclaim. It's not me. This is not me. I'm going to describe a psychopath. Oh, okay. Okay.
A psychopath opening a present, and I know this because I witnessed it all growing up from my brother. A psychopath opening a present carefully lifts the tape so that it doesn't tear the paper and slowly disassembles the entire wrapping without ripping any of the paper and then removes the present. Set it aside and folds the paper. Why?
Why? I don't know. He didn't do this a lot. Like, but for a while there, he was very perfectionist about anyone to do it as like a child. I don't know if he still does it because we don't do tons of presents now, but he did that. It stuck with me. And so I, like a sane person, just take the present and go, yay.
However, it'll come off I get it off whatever I see that you don't you don't have a technique You just dive in whatever I there's usually a weakness on wrapping and if it's like a professionally done one You got to go in through the long slide side long slip But you got to be careful because your paper cut yourself if you go too fast that shit's sharp especially the professional ones But you usually just grab under that first one piece of tape because no one really puts that much effort into taping it or they shouldn't anyway and I go
Shush, shush, shush. That's it. The shush, shush method. Wait. So two things here. First of all, if you get a bag that has like the wrapping paper in it and then like there's just a present under the wrapping paper, I am the guy that's like, well, they might want the bag and the wrapping paper bag. So I'll like gently take out the wrapping paper and like make sure the bag is okay. But if it's a present that has like wrapping paper and tape, if it has a bow, I'll like undo the bow nicely. Like, okay, maybe someone wants to reuse this or whatever, try to be thoughtful.
But then the wrapping paper, it's you find those folds. It's usually for our family, it's the side folds, and you grab those little triangular fold things and you rip one, and then you have your weakness, and then like, Mark's right about that rip. Yeah, but I do it to the bags too. I don't give a shit if they want them back. They can get the pieces back. If you don't open it, you just start ripping the bag. Why don't you feel the need to clarify that you don't damage the bag? What kind of sociopath damages a bag that a present comes in? Exhibit A?
Whoa, whoa, that doesn't make me feel unsafe. I mean, some people are kind of rough. They'll like dent the bag and they'll be like tearing to it. They'll like fold up or rip the paper inside. It's open. You don't have to do that. However, the present got in there, it comes right back out.
I am gentle with the bag because the bag poses a risk. Sometimes they put it nestled into the paper. I've had a nightmare scenario where I pull the paper out. The present came out with it. It was a glass ornament and it just, or some kind of decorative thing. It went right out of the bag and shattered on the floor. And, and these kids, it was wrapped in like the paper was like a you around it. And so when I put one side, it came all out. And so that was, that was sad. So I'm careful with that. I do not shush, shush the bags.
All right. Well, apparently I'm the crazy one. What do you do? I don't have a, I don't do what your brother did or anything, but I, I want it to be satisfying. The thing about opening presences, the ripping randomly is less satisfying to me than maximizing the number of rips though. You get, you start on one end and you get the end open and you kind of work your way. You kind of undress it.
kind of work your hands in and kind of work your way down and you like rip it all the way down to the other end. But then you also want to enjoy untaping slash tearing the other triangular end part. It's just like, it's like when you do a screen peel, you know, you have like the plastic on the screen. You don't just take it and just go, wow, and peel it. You take the plastic and you go,
And you ease it. It's like satisfying. I do not foreplay my bags, man. I'm going in a roll. I'm not saying I do it slowly. It's quick, but it's it's like maximizing the satisfaction of it. This is the type of guy that would rather go to a burlesque show than a good old fashioned American strip club. Am I right? Wade hit it? Probably. Yeah. Oh.
Are those different in a way that I should understand? I've never been to a burl. I've only been to one strip club and no burlesque, so I must be an American. All right. I've been to zoomanity in Vegas. Does that count as burlesque? I don't know where that falls. I don't know. But Star Wars had a burlesque show in Cincinnati recently. I forget what it was called. I heard about that. Did you bring that up? I think you brought the Empire strips back. That's how about that on the show. Yeah. I think you did. Yeah. Yeah. It's like still happening, I think.
Disney hasn't shut them down yet. Nice. Hey, you can't shut down burlesque, I assume. No one can. It's illegal. But probably, I assume, man, I really should have saved sandwich for last. It was just it just started off with a lot of fireworks there. And then look, I just, I don't know. Watching YouTube go at it doesn't happen often. I'm always almost always the one that gets controversially attacked. Controversially attacked. I don't know. It's controversial because I get attacked. I don't deserve it. But like YouTube going on, it was very entertaining for me.
listeners and watchers, I guess, if you want. Tell us what order you do things in by following this order very particularly. Go to the Reddit, find the thread for this episode, make a comment where you talk about what order you do things in. You can't change that order. That's kind of the order that has to happen in.
Or you'll just be commenting on some random website on the internet. What if they make like a word document where they type it out their comment, then they go to the Reddit and just copy paste it. It's some serial killer shit right there. I love it. That is the end of the episode. I really thought I didn't have enough. I have like seven more of these we could talk about, but I do another, I do another episode. All right. We could we could circle back to this. We could circle back to this.
I think some of these other ones are going to have a little more nuance, so we'll have to get to. So maybe we'll circle back. I don't do many things, so the order of things is going to really be interesting if I don't do it. And then you could just make it up.
The points are actually, you know what? I'm going to read what you got points for. And then I'll say who it was at the end. See if we can figure out who said what you got points for. Do you feel lucky? That was me. Confusing Homer. Me. Yeah. Chumboni, tromboni. Help me. Fair plus honest. Segway spelled wrong. Moldifying glass. I don't know.
Under the gun sand twitch serial confusing and what you got a half point for and Wrapping I guess most of those sounded like me. Yeah, that was Wade's points mark. You got a point for dune really wide Secrets
Hornets skip Check the bread plat plat plat plat plat plat plat plat defending Wade for some reason The mirror pieces of bread and then confusing cereal also earned you half a point if you can count you will know that with nine and a half points today's winner is Wade
Dude, starting the year off right. I actually ended up giving you a lot of sandwich points, Mark, despite how much we went back and forth on that. But then I think I was just worn out by that. And so I really favored Wade for the whole rest of the episode. Yeah, that makes sense. I get that. But I tried to be fair with the sandwich stuff because I did it. You know what? Explain if you want to explain yourself in your loser speech because you have one more opportunity.
I think that I made myself very clear. There is a right way and a wrong way, and there will be no tolerance for the wrong way. As I will decide what is right and wrong, the very next time I win this podcast, I will declare myself always right. I will make that the truth, because it is the truth. And anyone that says otherwise is a liar, a worm-footed liar.
And I will not tolerate and no one should ever tolerate such people! If you can even call them people! You can. I rest my case. Got him. Wait, winner speech? It's been a rough stretch this last couple of months. There's been a lot of losses, but if I learned one thing today...
It's that if you go head-to-head with Bob it's something and like you he disagrees with how you feel about it He's less likely to award you later and I'm thinking that next time he hosts I'm gonna try to remember that and let Mark wear him out so he gives me more points and I think that that is absolutely fair I also want to point out that I think Mark had four things Bob that I had to mark down today
And I think we had two in the last episode, so I just wanted to make sure we're keeping track of that. I think that's right. But it was fun. I'm glad that we could all agree on most things. The sandwich one being a strange one. I think we pretty much agreed, which is good. Cheers to that. I hope you all had a great 2024. Here's to 2025. Oh, that was one.
See you all soon. Enjoy taking Mark's image and doing what you like with it. And thank you for another great episode. That was another one. Mark, you're supposed to check with me if it is one. No, no, you're not part of this. That's part. No, that is part of it. There's something else. No, no, that's another one, Bob. That's for you. I got to write that in your column. Well, anyway, thanks so much for watch listening. That was another one.
Everybody watch listen to this episode. Check out Markiplier, Lordminton777, or myscurm. Those are our names. That's the end of the episode and end of the year. Woo! That way, that was another one. Yeah, so we'll see you at the same time. We always see you the next episode when it comes out on the next time, but it'll be in a whole new year. It's fucking... It's fucking... It's fucking... It's fucking...
That's the end bye everybody podcast out
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