Rangers season ticket holder here. We're surprised to hear Ibrox get a mention on the podcast. I've got no idea what that is. Your chicks are so shallow you don't care.
I want to see that new Bob Dylan. I found a diary from when I was pregnant. Oh yeah. It was so funny. It was like three or three times today. I absolutely hate Pete. It's so easy to get away from something that isn't intelligent. Yeah. And there he's still here. Hello and welcome to the therapy crouch with me, Avi Clancy.
I may be a crouch. You alright there Pete? No, I was just sorry, I just started packing, Chris. I feel like it's worth it. We are in like, we are like the Moan and the Grey today. I'm just Moan about my eyeliner, John Aseir. Yeah, come on. So, might... I'm really, I was eating the packing, Chris. Because there's no kids around, John. I mean, yes. Let's stick it back in. Me, while. I thought they were just there for the toilet only. Me, while.
This is my eyeliner. You know, I'm going in my makeup drawer, looking for an eyeliner. There's not one in there. There's not a mascara. There's not a lip gloss. This is the thing that's up with the lid. It's bigger than the bloody pencil. This is what I'm left with because of the pesky girls of mine.
Just think like, you know, you're out of the gallery, and you shouldn't be out of it. If anyone has the direct of a Rimmel, this is the best eyeliner though, by the way, Rimmel. Is it Rimmel London? Can't get better. Can't get the London look without it. Can't, I won't be getting any looks soon. I mean, it's bigger than the bloody pencil. You won't be getting any look. That is so... Scared, let's play. Human with the... Terrible.
You all right though? I'm all right. I'm good. Desperate for me, sausage and mash. I saw you coming across my way, not gods. Sausage and mash. Winter warm, I don't know. My relative brought me over the Irish sausages. Doesn't get better than Irish sausage. You know, since we were talking about it on the party, he said, I'll bring you some back when I go. Oh, did he? Yeah. Then he brought some. Yeah.
So obviously, top behaviour, I don't know. Yeah, I'm stocked up on Irish sausages the last day of the rest of the year. They are phenomenal. I love that. I'll actually jump into it then. Ask me, ask me. I love that sausage. Sausage. That's a lot. Hi Pete, the Clants and Mysterious Ross. A long time listener here from the other pod. Mysterious Ross. Who loves this pod? Mmm, yummy.
I like to hear it. You bring an hour of joy to me every week through tough times. Serious question. My fun sponge of a wife hates being shabbat. Serious question. Should I divorce her? I mean, can this marriage even survive without such tomfoolery? She's a clean freak in the house and a tramp in the car. No blue or pink rolls here. Shall I get this list of involved? Those prizes are not. She ate that house.
You didn't write this in, did you? It's like today when I got out the shower, I'm like a pet, aren't you? Wow, she died on a real guy. You come near me? So you're completely naked, right? And I walk past.
Why are you always lingering when I get out of the fucking shower? Just go away. I'm going to start locking the door. Seriously as a man, right? Like she's naked, right? And I've gone past, am I not supposed to at least grab her at least a tiny copper feel? If I walk straight past you, right? If you walk past me naked, I'd be like, put some clothes on now. No, I'm not supposed to.
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She had a treatment on her hair and LED mask on. She just put a tan on and she just bought this new hair removal.
terrible device. She was in her room, completely naked, orange, conditioner, a red like mask, like that with this LED. Like the air removal in the mirror and Scott walked in and was like, what are you doing? Shut the door.
Oh my gosh, that would have been that. Anyways, you couldn't have been any more going on than that.
And the worst thing is, I don't think there's none of that that Ben would understand. Oh, she's actually been on the red light therapy this week. She looks great. No one's thinking that. I mean, the minute you walk in, you go like, like, from head to toe. I don't know what's going on. It was so funny. Last night Pete was on our red light bed.
And he had his earpods in. What you listen to, musical, whatever. I'm Pete's head, nearly poked out the end. So I started licking his head. And I... And he was like, Ralph, Ralph, get off me. I was pretended to be the dog. Licking his forehead. And he thought I was the dog, didn't you?
I don't know what that says about me. He can't smell though, so stop from the bloody breath. Going back to the original thing, I don't think you'd like it if I walked past and didn't touch it. I'd love it. Would you? Yeah. All right. Well, I don't know. Can you say that? No, no, no, no. I'm on Pete's idea because I've done that in the past when I've been, you know, sulking with someone and then I've, you know, usually I slap someone on the arse if I'm walking past them, do you know what I mean? Like a partner, like a rapper.
And you've got like, why didn't you just spank me? What's going on? And I was like, well, I'm so commit, you say you can fuck off. So you would notice, you would notice. I won't anymore. I'm going to salt now. No, she probably might miss it, but I've made more point. A little bit of fun, touchy feely in a relationship as go. You can piss off.
You've had enough of this now. Please show me. Please show me. Hi Pete, Abby and Rosal, my god, Gee's spelled my name wrong.
Rangers season ticket holder here. For surprise to hear, Ibrox get a mention on the podcast, but enjoyed listening to your words about the game, slash stadium, slash atmosphere, slash super alley. This might be a question for the other podcast, but in IB's eyes, but can you give us a super alley story where he may have told what a super alley?
I leave the quest. Or something you may have done when you're with him. Did he give you a full tour? A couple of additional points for Abby. It's called Eyebrocks, not the Eyebrocks. I know she won't care. For Ross, Hampton holds.
52,000, not 110, sadly. The record is 149,000, but that was in the 30s. And for Pete, no away fans are both home stadiums, but that is changing as of March and there will be 3,000 away fans in each stadium. Oh, very good news. If you would like to attend an old firm in their ages end, let me know and you can use my tickets. Thanks, Gee. I've got no idea what that is.
Did you, did none of that make sense? No, I don't know what the eyebrows is. What happens to the National Stadium? I think Ross said it was Scotland, yeah? Yeah. Yeah. It holds 52,000. It's the Scottish National Football Stadium. Is that big or? It's big eyebrows, obviously. It's just called eye rocks and not the eye rocks. It's what he was trying to say there. And there will be away fans, which should be good. Currently, when they play their games, there's no away fans. No, at the moment, no. Fair is it?
Yeah. Either way, I think it kicks off a little bit, the old fan. More than a little bit. Yeah. It's a big game. That's what I'm trying to say. But yeah, I would definitely love to go there because I love the Scottish people. Yeah, I think it was a good sign up there.
And how was your experience? Ali, did they give you the gods? Super Ali, my question is, yeah, again, every time I see him, I always just, you just always enjoy it. Yeah. Yeah, it was nice to speak to Ali about, obviously, because I told him I hadn't been... What's his name? Ali. Alistair. Alistair, my question. Alistair. Alistair. Yeah, you know, obviously, I wanted to know loads more about the club and the history, really, and he was very forthcoming with that, you know, walking around. What's a really famous kind of
hallway really, you know, like with the kind of mahogany wood in it and the old trophies and things like that. Like, yeah, it was good. I enjoyed every moment of it. And like I say, I haven't really got a mad story, but I've had some good times with Animal Quest and he's a top man. I need to get him on the pod, actually. Yeah, we have 100% really want to get him on. Cool story, bro. How's your eyeliner getting on anyway? Took well at it.
My mom's bring me a little hot toddy for my soul's throat, thank you mother.
All right, move on to Lisa. Abby, what was the show you watched on the plane, please? Not the Joan Collins one, the one you said first. Thanks and love the show. It was called June. June. It was June and Johnny Cash. Yeah. It's phenomenal. Yeah. Not June of the one with Timmy's feature. Yes, I'm just clarifying to the audience. I know. I'm sorry. I'd like to watch that again. So if you want to watch it together. Yeah, I'll definitely watch that. Yeah. It was lovely.
Did they feature a lot of Johnny Cash in it? Obviously, because I know the Elvis by the book about his wife was just his wife. He's in it. It was mainly about her. She was the real, she was the core, the matriarch, like she kept him on the straight and narrow. Well, as much as you can with Johnny Cash. I didn't think he was fit, Johnny Cash. I just meant to use the barbecue and all that wasn't. He's a big, into his drugs and that.
No, I know, but I don't think he's, like, good luck in. Yeah, but if Johnny Cash, you need Jeremy, it's Johnny Cash. Yeah. Your chicks are so shallow, you don't care. I want to see that new Bob Dylan. No, no, no, no, that's just got brushed over.
We just, we've just started a new thing. And bizarrely, what's it called? What we watching last night? I'm fully in. Oh yeah, I told you at first you weren't sure. So what was it called? Missing you. It's called Missing you. And we tried it a few weeks ago and I watched the first five minutes of it and thought this is shit. So we turned it off. And then Pete said, oh, we made Nick.
He said he watched about 10 episodes in one night, could not stop. So once you pass the fairs, 25 minutes. It gets good. It gets good. Is it Michelle? That's not the Michelle key. No, no. What is it? Colin, Covid, is he called? Is it the author? Yeah, it's from it, from the novel.
I'm not, I can't say that, but it's Harlan, Corbin or something. Really good. Yeah, it's amazing. Yeah. It's really good. Yeah. And it's like, once you get in and there's a lot of twists and stuff and it's one of those. Yeah, I started that slow horse. Just the other day, if you've said that with Gary Oldman in, what do we call it over here? MI5. Yeah, it's really good.
Okay, another question for Abby. Could you tell me what I make up you wear please? This is what I'm saying. This is going to be a freaky Friday. Wow. Isn't it just? It's not even a Friday. It's not even a Friday. Your mum literally came in a minute ago and said I love your eye makeup. Yeah, but I've also just said I've got a freaking inch of an eyeliner pencil. So what is the inch of the eyeliner? What? It's Rimmel. It's the Rimmel dark chocolate brown. Is that what you're using sporting today on your eyes? Your eyes do look nice today. Do they? Yeah. What about your egg shadow?
I shadow, I love makeup, my Mario palette, and it's just all nudie beigey washes, torpy. I wear more makeup on than this than I do in real life, just because... Yeah. You know, people are looking at me. Give the people what they want. Because it was a scare, people would know makeup on, but I just, I'm very boring with my makeup. I just like a classic... Swish, catty eye. Catty eye. Yeah. A bit of a nudie wash, not too heavy on the skin. Of course.
and a musty browny nudey lip. Beautiful. Absolutely stunning.
Hey, Abby, I recently heard you talking about a hypnotherapist called Tim. I have a crazy fear of flying and cry each time. But with four kids in tow, it leaves the hobby, trying to manage them all. We booked a big special holiday to Disney World this year, and I would love to not have this hanging over me. Can I have Tim's contact details, please? Thanks, Michelle. Absolutely.
Absolutely. Ross, we'll have to get in touch with her and give a taste of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you'll be sure that it'll be, if you'll be sure that it'll be, if you'll be sure that it'll be, if you'll be sure that it'll be, if you'll be sure that it'll be, if you'll be sure that it'll be, if you'll be sure that it'll be, if you'll be sure that it'll be, if you'll be sure that it'll be, if you'll be sure that it'll be, if you'll be sure that it'll be, if you'll be sure that it'll be, if you'll be sure that it'll be, if you'll be sure that it'll be, if you'll be sure that it'll be, if you'll be sure that it'll be, if you'll be sure that it'll be, if you'll be sure that it'll be, if you'll be sure that it'll be, if you'll be sure that it'll
definitely work for me. I can't guarantee that I work for everyone. Yeah, I'll get in touch with the girl. I've got a 50,000. Also, my sister did that thing, like of course, where you got the pilot as well. And that really worked for her. She was real bad. I don't think they'd go up in the air. She went up in the air with the pilot.
in a two-man black little party. I was getting the fly. Honestly, that didn't happen. It did. It did. It did. It did. It did. It did. It did. It did. It did. It did. It did. It like BA. That's the final bit. Okay. That's where you go up. So you do the course and they explain all the stuff and then they set you up. And then the pilot tells you how safe it is and how everything works. Once you understand it in your head,
I think it makes you a little less nervous. You make it like an inform, because the fear is irrational, isn't it? But if someone rationalises it, he'd say, no, this is X, Y and Z. Explain exactly what's happening.
Yeah, very good. High big paint, our Ross and the Clans. Big piece. Clans, I'm stuck. You said last year, but you can walk across as well. Everyone's calling you the Clans player. Well done. I don't want it to scare yourself. You don't want it to scare yourself. Content creator. If you had to write each other's biographies, what would the book be called?
And what story would be your favourite story of each other you would want to include and which story would you hate to be included? Matt, what great question? Say that again, because I switched off while I was trying to listen to the name. That was a good test. If you had to write each other's biographies, what would the book be called and what story would be your favourite of each other? You would want to include and which story would you hate to be included? Matt.
Was your debut book called walking to all paint? Yeah. Yeah. I always thought that was a good title. That was a good one. I always thought. My colours never end in story. That's what you'd call what? Mine and never ending story. That's nice. You also have to be the clamps. The clamps.
Very good. A story that I would like to include. Yours could be the Diary of the Virgin. The Diary of the Virgin did you say? Diary of the Virgin would be like that. Story wise. I'm terrible at thinking on my feet. I think the best story in yours would be the day you met me.
The day it all changed, chapped the wand. To start some idea like this. Do you know, I've actually got a big regret in life and that's not like keeping a diary. Like me dad did, like every day, just writing down what you did. Just to look back and, because I found a diary from when I was pregnant. Oh yeah. It was so funny. It was like, threw up three times today. I absolutely hate Pete. I don't remember that. Just had a sausage and egg mat muffin.
This is all the shit that was right, didn't it? Been in bed all day, I feel very lonely. I feel isolated. Really hated me for that period. I kept it, that diary, and then the kids took it, and it was like a file of facts, and they just took all the pages out that I read. It's never too late, you know? We should start it. I think we should do, but is it a personal thing to you? Because you'll definitely read mine, million percent.
Well, it's not like a secret keeper. It should just be like a... So, Jeff. Just like a journal. Yeah, more journaling than dialling. You're not 12-year-old, are you?
I hate my mom. I hate her so much. Why is my life so unfair? Everybody hates me. I'll accent that up. She's good at it. You are with the accents. Give us a Scottish, because that's my favourite. Do you want to read this next one in a Scottish accent? No. Go on, please. I'm not there's some performing puppets. You make me do things that humiliate myself all the time. Why? You don't want to put yourself on your talent. Fantastic, do this. Lorna, Lorna.
Would you rather live in a post-apocalyptic world where the human race is hunted by highly intelligent pigeons, pig human, DNA slice, or live in a world where humans are hunted?
average intelligence, giants, orstrages, who have arms and opposable thumbs instead of wings. Just wonder what your preference would be really. I'm sorry. That is good. I'm not going to get a word of it. Well, that's about right then.
I was going a bit misdow fire issues in there, but I can't say the word apopolytic anyway. Apocalyptic, apocalyptic, apocalyptic, apocalyptic, apocalyptic, apocalyptic, apocalyptic, apocalyptic. Would you rather live in a post-apocalyptic world where the human race is haunted by highly intelligent pigeons, pig-slash humans, pig-hunes, pig-hunes, pig-hunes. Are you human hybrids? Pig and a human hybrids. Yes.
I know a few of them anyway. All live in a world where humans are hunted by average intelligence, giant ostriches who have arms and opposable sums instead of wings. What do I want to be hunted by, like a human pig? Pig humans are ostriches with arms.
I mostly intelligence levels often. Ostrid is a stupid pig humans are clever. I'd rather the ostrich is straight away. Me too. Yeah. You wouldn't want that as a clever pig. And it depends. See, it's so easy to get away from something that is an intelligent. Yeah. Yeah. And there he's still here. You said it's a bit old. You've managed it.
Yeah. No, because I got him for what you did. I did only think about the ostriches to be fucking rapid meat. Yeah. I think you got your own street, the cat, yeah. God, aren't you? Yeah. Yeah. But if you, if you did it left it at the right, you just wouldn't be done. But I just wouldn't run away from them. I'd just hide. You front them? I'd just hide. Yeah, but what does divide you hide? You can go in a crack, ostrich can't get in a crack. Yeah, that's true. I fit in a crack in a wall once, remember? In that hotel?
Yeah. It was a gap in the... That was mad how you got in that. I tried it. Easter couldn't fit in. I was about six inches too wide for it. Jesus Christ. You're the pink, pink, human hybrid. Yeah, I am. Brilliant. Very good. Next one. OK, absolutely love the show. Listen daily at work. The patter from the three of you guys. It's top form. Can I ask what pain relief you had during childbirth and did it work?
Me? Well, no. Don't think they're worried about what I always feel. To be honest, you were in the bed on pain, really, for the birth of Liberty next to me. I had an epidural. I had no gas in air. I only had an epidural. I do find it funny when people say, oh, I didn't want to have an epidural, want to feel everything. I'm telling you now, you still feel everything. Yeah. For me, my analogy of it, it's like it's going to the dentist and getting a tooth taken out without
being numbed, like, why on air? You still feel the pressure and the pull. It just stops those pains. But my God, the after pains, after contractions, what are they called? Like the reverse contraction. So when you give birth, like the next day, your body, like, reverse contracts. I can't think of the frickin' name of it.
Well, I don't know about that term. It is hell. But I was lucky enough to control when I gave birth because I had such a big fear of not being there because he was a footballer at the time. He was away up and down the country or could have even been abroad. So when the baby was in the head was engaged and it was in the right position, plus 39 weeks, we picked a day to get induced. You can go in and kind of book it in really. With every child we had,
the kind of, we got there at seven in the morning, didn't we? And it was like clockwork, really. And then they gave me the epidural wedding. It's not nice getting the epidural. No, that's a big thing in this spine. It's horrendous. So I had to sit on the end of the bed and like bend over and you can't tend to spine. And I'm quite squeamish about my spine anyway. I remember I felt so nauseous. I remember holding this kind of
one of them like we bucket think they're like the paper yeah yeah look at things like cardboard beads of sweat just coming off me remember like i was saturated with fear like and i'm not sweaty person at all like i don't even sweat in the gym like genuinely and it was just out of pure fear and then i just threw up and then they're like do not move and it was
Because I had one side that remember that horrible woman who was like shouting at me for it. She's like, Oh my God. Like that when I was like, really? So scared. Yeah. And I was like, get it out now. Everyone can get an epidural leave a card if you get too late or too late to your labor. You can't get too late to your labor. Yeah. But so I didn't experience any of those horrific contractions till afterwards. Yeah.
I chose to have an epidural. I don't want to feel any unnecessary pain. And I still had all my four babies, naturally. Yeah, I mean, I just I recommend the way that we did it when you did it. I think whatever suits you, like, I think, you know, there's no right or wrong, whatever you want to do, whatever you feel, because some people love having a water bath, some people want to have a home bath. But for me, I just I wanted to feel
safe and in the least pain possible. I think you did a great job. Yeah. Okay. Hello, lovely people. I was wondering what's the history of the cars you've owned? Any funny driving stories and what cars do you both drive now? Looking forward to the interesting answers. Love the pod. It's such a laugh. Mark from Luton. What was your first call up?
Well, my first car was a mini. So when I first got with Peter, passed my test, passed my driving test. And I remember one Christmas, so he got me like a key ring of a mini. And I was like, oh, and then he got me a teddy of a mini. And then he gave me the key. But I crashed that didn't I?
Yeah, you had a bad day on the boat. I had a major crash. I remember. Yeah. That was like maybe 20 years. You used to ping around in that thing, didn't you? No, it wasn't that. It was like a piece of debris because we obviously live in Cheshire and I used to go to Liverpool to see my mum. And he was like a huge like, you know, like a wheel cover and half a car, like half a bumper.
in the road and I just saw it and I was like, oh my God, thank God. There was hardly any cars on the motor because I swerved it, I spun around, knocked down the central reservation, flipped over and went on the other side of the road. It was horrendous. Where's part of that was? I had the most incredible Burberry leather mask in the car. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I love the story. And they nicked it. Yeah. The people who took the car, they nicked the coat.
Yeah. So, and they've never made that baby Maxine's and I'm just like, oh, but I can't believe... He survived. No, he was... The first thing he thought was the third three months. No, because, thankfully, I had to guard an angel. I had to guard an angel with me that day because it was a soft top mini. Like, I didn't even have a scratch. Yeah. It was just, the car was like, so yeah, she went, Sasha, her name was.
I've had a funny story about your first car pit or what are your first cars? Was it when you were in it all the way out just like that? No, at a P green polar. Yeah, it was like a mint green polar when I was my first car. But I got the wheels, big rims and like a stereosis. You had a brand new McGahn converter for this world, didn't you?
Yeah, that was when I remember when I first got my first professional contract, proper contract, I bought and ran and began convertible and I remember my dad said to me, like, don't want to be too flash, like, don't have the best car in the car. So I scaled it down to... That's good, that's good.
I used to love them. That was the best car. It was really nice car. Yeah. Holly, my friend, Holly, my best friend in school, she used to have one of them. She was like, great cars. She had like a beat, a convertible. Yeah. You know, the McGahn, Silver McGahn with the Navy. Yeah, I got that. That's why I got it. So I ended up doing really well at QPR and I upgraded back to the soft top, treated myself. And then we're not overly car people.
Didn't you have a story, people, um, Ricky and spotted you somewhere else? Yeah, that was the Aston Martin. Yeah. I bought an Aston Martin when I kind of playing for Liverpool, got an England squad and I thought, yeah, I've made it. I'll get an Aston Martin. I deserve it. DV9. I knew I looked like a twat in it. And it's such a nice car. And then I was driving around. I remember seeing Roy Keane at the lights and I've talked about this before, but he just gave me the look of like what dickhead. I had my arm out, the pins on, listening to some Gary.
And he just looked to me like a piece of shit. And I literally, that look was enough for me to go, I sold the car that week. I thought I was being a twat and he just confirmed it with one look. Yeah. But don't you think he's mean about everyone? No, I listen, you know what, he was, he obviously looked to me and just thought, oh my God, the novel is another one.
And I kind of, what is it? I disagree. I disagree. I'm going to come and shop with those things. I thought that was cool. Man. I thought that was a really elegant car. That wasn't flash. It's one of the nicest cars, like ever. But the fact that I just started doing well, and it's like all of a sudden, like, too much too soon to everything maybe. You're not a flashy person. You're not really obsessed with cars. My favorite car, Pete bought me a vintage 1986.
Mercedes convertible. Yeah. For my 30th birthday, the year I was born. Nice. Incredible. That's how you do it, Pete. You know what? This thing just gets overlooked now. It's always the next thing, you know? These things that I've done for you. You've always been able to see orange now, but I'm going to pay. That's what you love me. I do love you. I still love you. That's why you made an effort.
You put cars on a whole look. We do have a van now. We've got four kids, two dogs. Gone are the days for the sexy sports car. Yeah. It's all about being practical. Nice. I think when you know you're sexy, you can carry off a minivan.
really good. Alright, well let's ask us anything. Ask us anything. Good questions today, enjoy them. Yeah, you can have your sausage and mash them. Yes, Irish sausage. We're going to do the Irish and Irish sausage and mash. Good night folks. See you soon.