BIGGEST REGRETS?!
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January 27, 2025
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This week’s episode of ShxtsNGigs is packed with engaging discussions revolving around the theme of regrets. From personal anecdotes to humorous insights, the hosts explore various regrets that resonate with many listeners. Below is a summary of all the key points raised in this episode, categorized for convenient reading.
Introduction: Setting the Scene
The episode starts with a lively atmosphere as the hosts express excitement for the discussion ahead. They dive into the Question of the Week: "What's your greatest or latest regret?" This prompt leads to a humorous yet reflective exploration of personal experiences related to regrets.
Personal Regrets: A Deep Dive
Many personal stories are shared, illustrating the commonality of regret among people:
- Dating Choices: One host reflects on the regret of not sleeping with more partners before settling down with a boyfriend, highlighting the age-old curiosity about missed romantic experiences.
- Lost Opportunities: Another call records a regret about not pursuing a romantic opportunity due to fear, illustrating how hesitation can lead to lifelong questions about what could have been.
- Communication Mistakes: A few regrets revolve around communications with exes, such as sending a New Year text despite knowing it's unwise, showcasing the struggle between emotional impulses and rational thoughts.
Humorous Takes on Regrets
While the regrets tend to be serious, the hosts manage to inject humor into their conversations:
- Awkward Intimacy Stories: They share awkward teenage intimacy experiences, debating whether certain early sexual encounters were memorable or regrettable, encapsulating the clumsy nature of adolescent exploration.
- Missed Party Opportunities: Several anecdotes touch on the regret of not attending parties or events, leading to nostalgia and laughter about how FOMO (fear of missing out) can linger long after the event.
The Complexity of Regret
The discussion progresses into understanding that regrets often reflect personal growth:
- Mature Reflections: As one host notes, out of regret can come reflection and growth, prompting listeners to consider how regrets shape their current identities.
- Balancing Decisions: Debates arise between making the right choices and wondering what might have happened if one had chosen differently, a relatable dilemma for many.
Closing Thoughts: Embracing Regret
The episode wraps up with the realization that regrets are part of being human. The hosts encourage listeners to embrace their regrets as learning experiences:
- Learning from Mistakes: They conclude that while regrets may sting, they often lead to valuable life lessons that help shape better decisions moving forward.
- Shared Humanity: The candidness of sharing personal regrets fosters a sense of community among listeners, reinforcing the idea that everyone has moments they wish to change.
Conclusion
Ultimately, this week's ShxtsNGigs episode serves as a reminder of the powerful role of regret in personal development. The casual yet insightful dialogue encourages listeners to reflect on their own experiences while finding comfort in the shared nature of life's ups and downs. This mix of humor and deep reflection resonates well with the audience, making it a worthwhile listen for anyone grappling with their past decisions.
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Fair. Fair play. I think I'm yeah. My sleep's been fantastic. Love to hear it, bro. I'm feeling good, bro. Feeling great, bro. Good. Good. Good. Question of the week. Question of the week, team. And the question of the week this week was, what's your greatest slash latest regret? Yeah. I've got a few. Right.
not sleeping with more women before I got back with my boyfriend. Interesting. Was that female or something like that? Wow. Wow. Damn. Says you did some, but they're not enough. Not enough. No, we're near enough. Fuck. I heard girls make girls not, by the way. I bet. I bet as well. I bet. Because there's nothing else to do.
They make each other not. These guys are selfish. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because obviously I want to make you not. Was there something else to gain? Yeah, I need to not. And I can't help it sometimes. Can't. Yeah, man. Fuck. They know the body better as well. Very valid. That's why a lot of hand jobs are shit.
Because you can do it better yourself, because you know you're dick. You mandolin, yeah, you mandolin, I'm not angry at a hand job, bro. I'm not angry at it. Obviously, don't be wrong. I've heard some terrible ones. Some really terrible ones. Also, I've had some decent ones. Fair, man. Yeah. I don't think I'm off the dome. I don't think I can think of a time where I thought, damn, that was a great hand job. Oh, don't get me wrong. I've never thought that. I'll do it well.
When I first was getting them, I wasn't getting anything else. So I thought it was the best thing in the world. At no point was, I think, I would rather do this myself. I've never been harder. So wait, was there a time you were just getting handy, Jay? Yeah, bro. Me and my first girlfriend. It was just fingering and wristies. That's all we were doing.
And then that was the first girlfriend that was like, are you're gonna have to bang me now? And I got scared, oh yeah, scared. And then yeah, that's when I went into the whole condom zone fit fiasco. That's like having like mini panic sessions. Okay, okay. Every time we try and fuck, I'll try and put a journey on it, wouldn't fit. And guess what, just the pressure would just get to me. I think my, my intro to foreplay was, was head.
That's crazy for you. That's insane. Yeah. I think in a top for like a year and a half, off my first handy. I think it was my first intro. That's a crazy way to be introduced. That's amazing. I have six multiple times before I've ever had that. Let me deep it properly.
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I just don't recall getting Handy J's when I was younger. I just don't recall it at all. That's nuts. Yeah. Lucky man. I don't recall it. I tipped my hat to you, so. Mmm. Fair. Yeah, I feel like that's why I don't like it. Probably. Because I think so. Probably. Yeah, because you're like, this is not even entry level for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I felt warmth and wetness. Yeah! From jump, from jump. Yeah, I didn't get moisture because, yeah, my team wasn't even spitting on the hand. She was going in there, right? Oh.
We were kids roll. I don't blame her. Yeah, I gotta blame I put this fan just deep in it now. I was like, wow. Yeah, I think I think was that was mine. Dime, bro. Mmm. Too shay. Yeah. Yeah. Fair play. Anyway, what's your greatest regret? This one was insane. All right.
My brother shouldn't have stopped me. I should have shot the bitch anyway, and accepted the consequences. She was right there, still fucking in my bed. I could have got them both right fucking there. Damn! Damn!
That's like the start of a movie or something. It was about to say. Bro, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, damn. What do you say? My brother shouldn't have stopped me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Brother. No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Wow. Yeah. Damn. What's your greatest latest regret? Send in my ex a Happy New Year text, even though I promised myself I wouldn't do it.
Tough. Fucks. You know when you have that mental, like, all right, you're not food had, you're not gonna do this, you just can't help yourself. Yeah, a couple shandies. Yeah. Yeah. And your fingers get real loose. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. I know last year was a tough one for us. I know we're not together anymore, but I want you to know when you have the best year of your life. Yeah. Send your mum my love. Yeah. XOXO. Yeah. Damn this.
Great to forget, I had stayed faithful to my girl at the time, missed out on a baddie that was plotting. Why do the good always finish last? Why do the good always finish last? That's actually crazy to me that someone would regret not cheating.
Fair. Fair. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because it was, it was, it was, what's Matt, right? Have you deep this right? So like to be in a position, because when I, when I first read that, I was like, I'm actually deep in this, to be in a position,
where, okay, for a context, I always envision things like this and I compare it to nights out, because I don't really go on nights out anymore. So obviously New Year's just gone, I didn't go out. So I was very present in the fact that gang, I'm getting a bit of this time, and I'm gonna wake up fresh, no hangover and nothing, I spent so many years with hangovers on New Year's Day and broke and feeling rough and all this kind of stuff. So I wanted to enjoy every part of it, of making the right decision.
And I do not regret it. And every night out I've ever missed, I've not regret it. Bar one, which is when home goal, my ex surprised me, I think he before the bar broke. Carnage. Yeah, that's the only night out I regret. Not going to. Fuck, but. No, I feel like there's another night you regret as well. My birthday, he didn't attend. I do regret that too. I had a fucking time. Yeah, I regret that too. Yeah, fuck.
Damn, anyway. Turns out there are some lights I regret, but on the whole, when you make the right decision, you don't look back and think, fuck, I wish I made the mistake. Yeah, true, you don't. Broski decided, bro, let me make the right decision and not do something evil. And down the line, he's like, why didn't I?
That's crazy. I feel like it is crazy. I think it's crazy to admit. I feel like more people, more time people do have that thought though. I think it's crazy to admit. I think it's crazy to admit. Yeah. That's the one. Yeah. All right. What's your greatest regrets? One, taking him on that cruise. Two, not going to that party by myself. Damn. Fuck's sake. Right. Greatest regret. Gang for this one.
Great, it's regret. Having to stop drinking energy drinks for my health, I'm so fucking tired. Just take me out. Oh, fuck's here, that's gotta be you. Bro, you notice it's torn back. I swore off it. I did two weeks. It was boring.
I was knackered and bored. I moved the time. All the time. I wasn't getting any of the benefit. I'm sleeping better now I'm back on it. I wasn't getting any health benefits, bro. I was just bored and tired. And have I sure in my life expected to see probably? How many do you think you've had? I've thought that like this before. In total. Yeah. Do you think you've had more wanks than monsters?
Surely he's had this next at monsters. Yeah, but right. So let me think about this logically. I've probably had one most days for the last, let's be conservative seven years. That's seven times three, six, five. Let's do a quick mouse. Yeah, seven times seven times three, six, five. That's two thousand five hundred fifty five monsters. At least
I think I'll have more mice than that. Yeah. It's just like four days. That's hilarious. Yeah. OK, I had more sex than that. I think Jesus Christ. All right. What's your greatest regret? Getting married to a man that shows me over and over again that he doesn't love me.
That's dark. Dark! Prada. Over and over. And over. Not just one over. Twice over. Double over. He doesn't love me. Fuck man. Damn man. Damn, sorry. Right, greatest regret. Telling my first crush that she didn't have to do nasty things to make me love her.
Wait, what? Read that again. I'm confused. Why is that a regret? I'm so confused. Telling my first crush.
that she doesn't have to do nasty shit to make me love her. Oh, I thought you said didn't have to do nasty shit. Yeah, that's what you said. He regrets telling me, babes, you don't have to do all that. I love you. I love you. I'm with you guys, landed. Yeah. He should have shot his mouth and showed him a bit of freak. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm with you now, okay. I'm with you now. I'm with you now. That's okay, that doesn't make sense to me. I've landed. She would have been a freak.
Oh, that's a huge regret. What? She was freeing up the freakiness and he was like, baby, you don't have to do that. I love you anyway. You don't have to do all that. Close your cheeks. Oh, mistake. You don't have to do all that. Mistake, bro. What was that on about? He was young. Yeah, he was being naive. Yeah. What's your greatest regret?
Find them those sexted in text messages and convince them he never sent them and he wasn't cheating.
Damn. Yeah. Right. Great to regret. Ending my relationship for good, right before he got a million dollar settlement from the company. Of course you fucking regret that. Yeah, damn. That's a bag and a half. Of course you regret that. I don't know why, but this one, there's no context by sweetening me. What's your greatest regret? Buying a house with a man who has a foot fetish. Buying a house is so specific.
That was a foot fit, I don't know why that's sweet, it was so much. Yeah, they're tied in financially for life. Yeah. And he's talking about three of them tussies. Yeah, barefoot in the yard always. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he always benign if you can. I should be fucking fucked up. That's a fetish, that feels as banan on. Yeah, that's what they're meant on. Damn. Yeah, bro. Damn. I sort of hurt. I don't know for a fact, but sort of hurt. Oh, right. This one hurt my fetus. Oh, God.
Greatest regret. Thinking James was going to get shredded in 2024. Yeah, they came for your neck. They came for you. What is that? Greatest regret. Jesus Christ. I believed he was going to do it.
And he didn't do it. Yeah, he wasted everyone's time. Fuck's sake. What 20, 25, you're here. I'm already halfway there. There we go. I've told you man already. 20, 25. No sweets has been paying dividends. Let's go. I love to hear it. I've been in the mirror every day. Guy. Guy. Yeah. Let's go, bro. Let's go. All right, last one from me. What's your greatest regret? Allowing my niece and nephews to jump on my back. I can't lift my arms all the way up. I can't. I just can't.
No, damn it. I can't lift my arms all the way up. Wow, that's horrible. Wow, that's horrible. Last one for me. Greatest regret. Watching is Drake in the Illuminati videos on YouTube in 2014 instead of buying Bitcoin.
I don't remember those videos. Bro. Do you? They were out there. Not even a straight. Everyone. Okay. The main one was Jay-Z for the longest. Oh yeah. And I was in that rabbit hole. Yeah. I was in that rabbit hole. All this stuff. All this stuff. Bro. I was in the left eye. I was like, yeah, that's his left eye.
I was in there, bro. Cavia, I randomly saw, I think I saw this on TikTok. JZ got sued by a wrestler back in the day for stealing, because this was his signature sign. Not a wrestling move, but it was like his, just his like thing to do. Yeah, his go-to. And apparently he got sued and he won. But I don't remember anything, is there? Yeah, interesting. I genuinely thought this was JZ. Like Diamond Dallas Page would do.
Maybe it was him. It's the shape of a diamond. Yeah, maybe it was him. Let me see. Let's fucking go. Well, well played, Remsky. You're locked in. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't even, yeah, I just put two two together like that. Yeah, because the diamond cutting. Yeah. Random. Oh, he trademarked it. Interesting. Yeah, that was, um, that was question of the week guys. If you have any latest regrets, please let us know in the comments. I think he just was going to get traded in 2024. Yeah.
I regret listening to that thought. Well, you're here now, do you? Ballad? You're here now. I'm not going to lie. OK, I want to set expectations. Shredded is a link. Shredded? Yeah. Yeah. Toned, shall we say?
Tone is so beta! No, but... Tone is so beta! But... Tone is not going to say... I'm not saying... I'm not saying tone! Is there... So, it's a step above tone, but... A leapfrog below... Athletic... I like athletic. Athletic is... Yeah. So, we're looking athletic. Can you say that with confidence? Can we get more? Is there any more? I don't think there's much between athletic and... Tone made me want to be sick.
That's what yachts say. Yeah. That's what yachts used to say to me in the June. And they used to ask, should I take protein shakes because I don't want to get too big. Oh my god. That's what we compare myself to. Love that. Love that. Toned. Fair. No. Athletics, all right. But you think there's a step above that? Like a little bit more, just a little bit more harm.
Just a few more decibels than athletic. Because there's athletes out there. Some would say... Some would say darts is a sport. You know what I'm talking about? Valids. What kind of athletic are we talking about? Yes, there's an array. Let's move into like NFL athletes. That's where I want to be. Okay. Okay.
Liam is out of step back. Is that step back? We're looking for random work. It's still around there. It's still up there. Is it more than nothing? Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, I like that. That's got a nice ring to it. Yeah, your boys coming in, Liam. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that.
I was like, oh shit, he's doing it. All right, guys, welcome. Thank you very, very much for being here. Your daddy's are here, they're coming in lean. Always. If you want to see some more lean things, head on over to patreon.com for us our shitting gigs. Apparently, as is leans to the right.
Oh fuck, I didn't really know what you're all about. Yeah. Yeah. To the right. Bit to the right, yeah. And this is linked to the right. There we go. And yeah, so that would be a very humble gesture, or three-pound amount. 10 p.a.a. A.a. A.a. A.a. S and G. It's literally cheaper than Cheers. Now, if you've got a little bit more bread to bake, a little bit more, yeah. Actually get involved with one of a kind show that we invented over there, the log cabin. Is there?
It's for adventurers only. It really is. If you're a timid soul and you just want to see a satin de-seats, don't even bother. If you want to see us rock the shit to the ground.
Click in literally you have to because you're gonna see us in positions pause you'd ever seen us in before So you have to you've got no choice, but now they don't choice. Yeah now they don't yeah Yeah, yeah, there's an outcome an episode where my legs are behind my head and I'm going like this my crotch is Exposed by a brayer. Yeah, yeah, if you want to tap in pause lock in yeah insane right cool, so
Before we get started into your blind ranking game, I want to get us consistently thinking positively about ourselves. Thinking positively about ourselves. I know on our Christmas episode, we had some motivational speeches to bring us up out of the weeks. We did. Now, we recently dropped an episode on log cabin called Agree to disagree. All of us were featured. And then when we dropped the poster, I got so many DMs.
of John's being liked.
You niggas are just short as far, can't. Oh, damn. And I was like, oh, right. OK, cool. Oh, damn. That. OK. Yeah. And they less. All you men are short. And I was like, hmm. I think I saw that. Yeah. I saw that coming. Also, all you men are short. I saw that one comment. Close the app. Oh, so all you men are short. Yeah. I was like, right. That's mad. Yeah. Obviously, yeah. Me and Rem got into it yesterday about some some hype factors. And there was a lot of, how do I say,
pen up frustration that I think that I released from the group. So I thought, you know what, this actually ends today because there's something backhanded about the term short kings. I don't like it.
And we built we are kings. So I saw this, I saw a guy talking about this on Instagram the other day and I was like, you know what, this is facts. And I'm gonna bring it in on a Monday motivation for the Mandem so they can feel 10 feet tall. And the fact of the matter is, is when you're 5'11 and below, it just means you like gal. It just means that when we were born, God realized we like gal so much that we just want to be an eyeline.
Man, I'm at a six foot plus. What are you looking at? Donnie's. Donnie's, man, if you want to be six foot plus and hold your head high, you're looking at Donnie's. Perspective, I like it. Yeah, that is over here looking at gal. Yeah, yeah. So are you, man?
Get your chin off the floor and look at all the breaders that you want to look at, because I'm here looking at cow. My head's high. Perspective. My head's high. My chest is up. Okay. So all you guys out there that feel shit by yourself, keep your head up. Thanks.
I straight. Fax. I look at yah. Fax. Yeah, man. All you man, I think you're better than us. You're six foot plus. Look at the other niggas in your circle. That's all you're looking at. That's because that's what you can see. Yeah. That's what you can see. That's all you can see. Unless you want to have a bad neck and bad posture. Yeah. That's all you're going to see. That's all I have to say about the matter. I don't want it to end there. Okay. Cool. Do we all feel better? I feel better.
Cool. Blind Rankins? Blind Rankins, let's do it. Right guys, as you know, we did this last week. You guys can play at home as well. We are going to be blind ranking some shit. And this week's blind ranking is some old school sweets.
Nice. Can't hold school suites. I love that. A mix of old school when... It can't be too old school because... Yeah. Mate, you're over here. Hey, bro. I use an old head to be fair. Yeah, I love my old suites, man. You're an old head with an asterisk. Yes. Because it depends on which subject. It depends on the conversation that we just had before recording.
Think of the music yeah music and trends I'm terrible with trends I don't know what the fox going on I would say not necessary you asked them what old old school had the music because you said you like 70s music true, but in terms of
Like we were just playing stuff there. You don't have to verbalise it, but...
Yeah, when we... For contest, guys. Oh, for f... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F... F
I thought that was freaky by another level. Is it another level? I want to get freaky with you. They... It sounded similar. It's sample. They took... Yeah, yeah. Jodie C. I knew the original though. Wait, what? What did you say? Did you say you knew the original?
Oh, is it the other way around? Yeah, exactly what we're talking about. Another level ticket. Yes. And that is exactly. Oh, okay. All right, cool. Anyway, anyway, guys, plan ranking sweets. Comment below. Let's play some games. Right. Sweet number one. Drumsticks. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
That's a sweet. It is. Them bitches get stuck. They get stuck. I yank it off the stick. Immediately. I yank it off the stick. Oh, actually not mad on them. I prefer a squashy. Yeah, that's like a new age. That's a new gen squashy. It's got the same flavour, but it doesn't get stuck in your filling. Yeah. Yeah.
It's crazy that you said feeling instead of teeth. Yeah, that's a bad thing. Oh, that is crazy. I've only got two or not. Fair. Fair. Fair. We've all ran a number. Sweet number two refreshers. You're playing games now.
Sweet number three. Millions. Oh, fuck. I'm salivating, thinking about it. Millions is a game changer. I know, fuck. Yeah, I know what I'm doing. He do know what you're doing. Wow. Sweet number four. Chewits. Chewits. I used to love those as a kid. All right, last but not least, sweet number five. Fruitella.
Bang, I'm actually gassed now. Fair. Can't. Yeah. Can't. I'm back on top. Pause. For tellers, I believe you. For tellers, I'm... I'm never but I'm not. I'm gassed again. You offered us five bangers. I know what I did. I know exactly what I did. Wow. Right. We're going to go from Rem. Your number five suite is what, sir? Number five is Chewitz. Are you happy with Chewitz? No. Where would you have preferred it?
Um, around number three, halfway from me. Interesting. Yeah. Oh, you're number five, sir? Chewits as well. Ooh. And now that I've seen all of them, yeah. Chewits can stay last. They're playing for... Are you talking sour, additional, or the originals? Original. O.G. O.G. Yeah, yeah, yeah. O.G. Yeah, yeah, yeah. O.G. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The pink sour's was... That might be a little different. Yeah. The fucking difference. Yeah.
Fucking fat as well. Those were proper sad before that texting yeah proper sweets proper sweets Yeah, Ellis number five. Yeah, well my lust is drumsticks
Wow. Are you happy with that? No, I would have put it fourth. OK. I would have put it fourth. Traumstick's last. Yeah. It is the fact that the sticky winds me up. Really? Yeah. You know when they're sticky? Oh, OK. I don't like sticky sweets. I love it. I love it. I want to get my teeth out. Do you know that remnants? Yeah. I want to taste it tomorrow. All right. I'm going to start with you again, Ellis. You're number four. Refreshers. Are you happy with that?
No, cuz I would have swapped that with drumsticks. I've been refreshing the bottom for me. Are you fucking hard? I'm not a big fan of them. I'm really I love this. It's a bit too much. It's a sherbet in it pure sherbet. It's not it's not it's got a drizzle stick with sherbet in
It's an apple drum stick. It's sort of like apple flavoured with pork. It's like apple is you having a wrong flavour? I haven't had one since I was a kid. Blue and yellow. Yeah, blue and yellow. I think it's like, I didn't even know what flavour, like blue barbers are blue. Yeah, very liquid flavour, I don't know what it is. Yeah, fair. Quiz your number four. My number four is Fritello. Happy?
Ooh, no. You can't be. Yeah. Surely. This is preference. Yeah, I like it. I know, but I'm way afraid to say. I think from nostalgia, I'm actually happy with it at number four. Okay. Wow. I love fruit teller, but I love it more now than I ever did as a kid. Okay. I never, I was never wasting pocket money on fruit teller. Fair. Remsky number four. Refreshers. You had refreshers long enough. Yeah. Happy? Yeah.
Alright, what's your number three? Drumsticks.
And that's good for you. Yeah, that's another thing. Whatever you say first, always goes middle. Okay. And I just work around that hoping that the other chances I have, you know, it just forms more of it. I get more of a chance with that. If you go extreme on the jump, it's the first one I got, yeah, first. More. Last. You fucked yourself. Yeah. Fair enough. But yeah, drum six third, I'm good with that. Fair enough, yourself. Three for me was millions. Happy or no?
I think, I think I would have rather had drumsticks that a million seconds. Where's your current, where's your drumsticks current? Oh sorry, second. Okay.
When I was a kid, like, I gave myself mouth also with how many millions I used to eat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I used to go crazy for millions. I had a yanker bag and I just bought it. Yeah. It's like a fucking nuts for millions. I used to choke on them because it's only once you bite it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got a couple of three ones with this by the way to my tossers. Fuck, I know exactly what you mean. Hey, Liz. My third one was Chewitz.
Okay, are you happy with that? Yeah, I'm very happy with that, yeah. Fair enough. Okay, what's your number two, Ellis? Millions. Okay. And that's a good two for you. I'm happy with that. Yeah, I'm happy with millions. You said drumsticks was wrong too. It's my number two. And you're good with that? I would have liked to be number three. You swapped to your swan. And your number two, Remsky? Millions. Millions. Okay. Millions fucking slap. It does. Now, for the number one suite of the blind rank, Remsky, what did you go for? Nutella.
Strong. Are you happy with that choice? Yes. Jimmy. Refreshers. Strong. Strong. I like the difference in opinion, Ellis. Free teller as well. First. It's got to be, man. Fair play. A little free teller. Fresh. Freshest for me was everything. I used to roll the whole thing up and start on my hand. Yeah. It was taking me hours to go. I was going to say hours. Fair play. But yeah, guys, girls, that was blind ranking of this week. Make sure you played at home. Make sure you wrote in the comments as well. What was your number one, D? Yeah, why aren't you playing this? This isn't that bad. Because I can't blind rank.
Yeah, because you already know it. Because I know what they are. Sorry. It probably would have been millions, refreshers, drumsticks, free tell-a-truets. I think that would be my 5.25. Now that we're doing this, next time we go to America, I'm smuggling sweets.
And I'm gonna set up a little tuck shop. I'll start charging racks. These money ain't got sweets. They don't know about these sweets. Yeah, I will say there's a lot of things to be said about American food. Sweets is not up there. They've got some good ones. I would say they definitely have some good ones. Yeah, they've got some okay ones. They're chocolate's fucking arse. Yeah, I don't like they're chocolate's fucking arse. You think they have the sugar tacks? Oh, it doesn't make sense. How bad this thing is. Gosh.
Sweet what a good though, uh, Mike and Ike's they're banging I believe I choose a bang in as well never had them They're really nice, but Mike and I see yeah, oh Mike and I I don't think Mike and I compared to anything on this list though. Yes, very different maybe to it Mike and I can slap I can't believe you don't know refreshes, bro. Yeah, that's not a fan. I like Pause nerds. Oh, no
I like nerds. I like that. There's no chew to it though, isn't it? They crumble. Yeah, but it's like I don't know. It was just I love them, man. I love them. I fucking love them. The two sections. Yeah, bro. That was sick. Yeah. That was sick. That was sick. That was sick. That was sick.
That is great. Yeah. Unlucky. Right. Fuck. Yeah, man. I love sweets. Right when I'm on my sugar break. Sorry, B. That's all good. The sour chewers. I forgot about them. They were heavy hitters, bro. They were life-changing. Yes, they were. Complete throwback. Yes, they were. Yeah, the pink ones are everything to me. The green ones, I didn't really fuck with that much. I have to give it sweets. I have to give it sweets. I have to give it sweets. Yeah, I have to give it sweets. They have the brain liquors.
Rain lookers. Is that a fat fat johns or no? No, I'll draw brain lickers with like, it's like a sour gel on like a ball. Yeah, you have to lick it. Like a deodorant thing. Yeah, it looks like a deodorant roller.
In context, it looks a bit fucking weird, to be honest. You just go around like that. But it was banging, though. I don't know what gel they used, but what gel they used? I've never had that before. I wasn't in my sour, right? Yeah, I wasn't in a crazy sour bag. I love sour bags. Damn, yeah. I was scared you were going to put chocolate chips in there, and I wouldn't have known what to do. Because the plastic stick makes a massive difference. I don't know why drumsticks are playing games with their tissue paper ting.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So when you eat a drumstick for too long, that shit will fall apart. It does. It does. It's disgusting. Fun fact about them. So the chump of chups, straws. You know, it's got like a hole in it. It's hollow. It's because if you accidentally swallow it, when you're a kid, you can still breathe. That's why it's hollow. You can breathe for it. Really? Genuinely. Because there's people who were like, kids would swallow them. So they've got a hole for it. So then if they did, it's like, it's still bad, but it's like, you're all right, you can breathe.
It holds tiny. Yeah, because as long as it's hollow, breathe. Fair enough. I feel like even if I put that in my mouth and tried to breathe through it, I wouldn't get enough oxygen. I've tried it. Yeah, I've tried it. What do you mean you tried it? Obviously I didn't swallow it. Just try putting it in your mouth. Yeah, I put it in my mouth closed.
My mouth is just closed my nose and then just breathe for it. It could do it. It's difficult, I know. Yeah, but if you've got a suck on you, it's all right. Yeah, if you've got that, it says you'll be OK. Apparently so, Jesus. Right guys, so Lil segment today, as you may or may not see, we keep seeing all over social media the parables and the motivating words of the future, the musician and
Yeah, I've seen some bars from him. Yeah, so what I feel it's going to do is he's going to read out the toxic words of future, take it as you will, and I'm going to go through the toxic words of Sizzo. Nice. Because she says some shit. She does. So no, you've got a lot of like one liners. Yeah. I've got like Sizzo lyrics. Okay. Right. Words of future. Ain't no humbling me. I'm exactly who I think I am. That's why everybody's mad.
I'm exactly who I think I am. Mmm. Mmm. Strong. Fair. Strong. New dick arrives and I erect it. She's saying that to her ex. New dick arrives and I erect it.
Mmm. I can't hear those kind of bars. Mmm. So that's where ex. Yeah. New dick arrives and I wrecked it. I'm not hearing that bar by the way. Fuck. No one's, my ex goes not texting me and said there's a new man on his way. New dick is on his way. I'm about to wreck it. I don't think there's anything worse in this life than being the dumpy of a musician.
I really don't think there's anything worse. Bro. Wow, bro. Because they're going to write stuff about you. Yeah, bars, bro. And then they're not only going to write stuff about you. They're writing stuff about the the bro who fucked the shit out of the show just after you left. That's the bit that I can't take. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. You get to hear about her next three orgasms as soon as you hit the street.
rough rough rough indeed alright my next one I used to think balls were crazy for chasing red flags but here I am but here I am
I heard I saw one, I don't know if it's on your list, the most toxic future I've ever heard in my life. This is from his mouth. I saw the video from saying it. He said, he had an AP in his hand. And he said, you identify my bitches by their AP. If she ain't got an AP, she ain't want to mind. She's from the streets. Damn, like dog tags. Damn. I was like, bro, relax. Yeah, chill. Yeah. Also, that's 100K minimum. What's going on? Yeah.
He's got money. He's got bro. He's got money, bro money. Yeah, yeah, you can identify my jaws by the AP space
That's crazy. That's toxicity. Here's another thing that can happen. I couldn't reach a level of status that mean future at the same party. And I'm chirps in a jawny-jawn. And she's feigning interest. And then future comes over and lifts her wrist like this. And be like, are you blind? Yeah, that's mine. Yeah, it walks off. That's mine. Are you blind? Are you blind? Or is it blinding?
You bitch! Yeah! Smack's about to kiss the neck and walls up. Fuck! I'm rock. 100K on the wrist. Yeah. What am I doing? I'm bare-rusted! You've got nothing. Yeah! Exactly! You've got nothing to show for your health.
I'm coming in a bare box. Oh my God. Well, just I can do attitude. Oh, I can do attitude, peak, bro. Yeah. Damn. Damn, indeed. All right, you're up. Right. How you niggas get so carried away, tripping when that dick is barely third place. I fucked you out of pity. It's cute that you're lame.
I fucked you out of pity, it's cute that you're lame. You're lame personality, I found cute. That's why I fucked you, because I think it's sorry for you. You're dick's barely third place. So why you talk, bro, you're getting carried away, bro. You're dick and my roster is barely third. It's not the one or the two. You'll flip flopping between three and four. Damn, bro.
Depending on how you get in your knees for me. Shut up. Shut up and know your worth. This is why I couldn't be the dumpy. I couldn't be dumbed by a musician. Big man, you're getting carried away, your dick's beddy third place. Let's be realistic for a second. Fuck, Mum. All right. Them screenshots don't scare me. I know what I said and I'll say it again.
I know what I said, and I'll say it again. I wish I had that confidence, you man. Those cray shots don't scare me. I'll just repeat myself. You don't need to show me what I said. I'll repeat myself. They don't scare me. I'm not gonna fault her. Bro, it's crazy.
I don't know why that's what you're laughing about. I'm not gonna fault her. I'm not. Just ask me to repeat myself. Oh my days. Wow. There's an art to that. There is, bro. To be that toxic. Yeah. There is an actual art to that. There is art, bro. It is. Because I can't deep...
to even come up with a lyric or a line along on the same page that could hang with what you're saying. But I can't even, there's something in here in my mind that my heart will stop my brain from going over there. My heart will stop my brain from going over there. My heart will stop my brain from there. My soul will say stop. Your mother's gonna hear this. Your mother's gonna hear this. Your mother's gonna hear this. Your mother's gonna hear this. Your mother's gonna hear this. Your mother's gonna hear this. Your mother's gonna hear this. Your mother's gonna hear this. Your mother's gonna hear this. Your mother's gonna hear this. Your mother's gonna hear this. Your mother's gonna hear this. Your mother's gonna hear this. Your mother's gonna hear this. Your mother's gonna hear this. Your mother's gonna hear this. Your mother's gonna hear this. Your mother's gonna hear this. Your mother's gonna hear this. Your mother's gonna hear this. Your mother's gonna hear this. Your
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She really, really is. She's so bad that to see your competition would rock you already as a girl. Does your competition would already rock you? Only for her to say, I stole your man from you for a workout. You can have him back. Because my pilates instructor was busy. You can have him back on Monday. You do 95 on the weekend. How do you five to nine, bro? Yeah, bro. Making loses mind every weekend.
Every, every weekend. What a song. What? What song do you do? Right. My next one. Let kids believe in Santa. You believe she was busy for 14 hours, didn't you? Didn't you? Sorry if I ever fell asleep. A too many afternoon and you're hitting me back tomorrow at 7 a.m. Let kids believe, boy. You're because you're believing bullshit.
That's what you're saying, you don't believe in bullshit. She was out on the streets. St. Nicholas is more believable. Facts. Then the bullshit that she's feeding you. She was sucking my dick, bro. For the past 14. Stop. Start the throat. For the past 14. Goodness me. They live different lives. Different lives. Broder.
Right. Nice and easy again. Okay, so Susan is an interesting one, right? Yeah. She exhibits such villainous tendencies, like I've already explained, for X's and for their sideman's girlfriend. But she also exhibits
Crazy love. That's so toxic. It turns me on and I hate that it does. Okay, I'm with you. I'm locked in. Last one for me. I just killed my ex. I still love him though. I'd rather be in hell than alone. I'd kill Bill in it. Yeah, I love that song. Yeah, it's a strong song. I just killed my ex. I'd rather be in hell than alone. Fuck, man. I just killed him. I still love him. I'd rather be in hell than alone.
Fuck. Fuck. Yeah, that's not even my last one. I've got another one and it's horrible. My ex taught me to live a double life just in case. Fit. Just in case. Damn. Right. Last one for me. I miss my ex. Now I'm ovulating and I need rough sex. Knowing you're going to block me tomorrow.
I'll rock short. A sexy talk. You're not texting me saying I'm ovulating, I need rough sex. We haven't spoken months. Damn! Picture this. Picture this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For some reason, you're Exorcizer. Yeah. For whatever reason. Yeah.
You parted, you had arguments. Your shit wasn't colliding. And it rocked you. And you've done every, yeah, it worked. Yeah, as it should. Yeah, it would rock you. And not only does it rock you,
You have to see it all over the gap anyway. So, three months go by and when I say you're over it, I'm gonna say it roped you like you didn't eat, you didn't speak, you didn't sleep, you didn't hug you, and it buried you in such a level of hell that you thought you'd never escape it. Three months down the line, you're back in it, you're dating, you're back with your friendships, you're actually on cloud nine, your health is back, you've put on some weight, you're feeling good about yourself,
You're fucking alopecious, cleared up. And you get one text. One text. And you know for a fact, this has the possibility to send you, not even possibly, probability to send you straight back into hell for another three months for this one thing. The text reads, I miss that dick. I'm ovulating. I need you to bang me hard and just block me tomorrow.
Is the question why I would do it? Yeah, the question is what are you doing? I mean, we know what I'm doing. You put it up? Three months of health. You're not going to eat. You're not going to eat. OK, OK, let me actually be. Let me put myself in the scenario and be realistic because I'm thinking of about a guy that hasn't been through three months. Yeah. Yeah. Let me actually put myself in there. Pause. I think.
I think this, when you were talking earlier about your heart and your brain, my heart will be telling me to do it, but my brain will stop me from doing it, because I won't be thinking logically as I'm reading the message. 100%. I can't be, because I've read the message, then I've gone straight to Instagram. Because I believe, because I've buried mine, I blocked a few months ago.
So as I've read that message, for some reason, I did block a number by block to my Instagram. So I've now gone back on her Instagram and I've seen the updates of her last three months and she's just looking at it. She has been sleeping. She's just even just fine. Just fine and she's just thicker now. Skin's glistening. Glistening lips just, I just need some. And I think I would just look at that and be like, okay,
Maybe that's all I needed to see. Even though I'm like fucking, oh she's sexy and stuff, but I just don't think I can allow myself to go through what I went through. I can't lose weight again. That's what I'll be thinking. I'll look at the mirror and say, you can't lose weight again. You've not slept, you've not ate, your skin's a mess, you're not getting trims, nothing. So yeah, I think I would charge it. I wouldn't, would I respond? Even though I wouldn't go would I respond? I would screenshot and send it to the group chat.
Because I... Don't expect a response from me. Because I'll tell you the wrong advice. Yeah, same. I'll swear. Yeah, I'll say go. Because I'm not... Like, I didn't experience the three months. I did it from a distance.
But bearing in mind, I've not, you man, I've been gallivant, not gallivant for three months, but you've been living your regular, regular lives. Yeah, we've seen you. Yeah, but you, exactly. No, I've not been present. True, true, true, true. And you know the reasons why. True, okay, fair, fair. Okay, fair. Put yourselves in that shoe. Yeah. Okay, in that shoe, a hunt, okay, realistically speaking, I would say don't you dare. Don't you dare. Go.
Don't, don't go bro, like you can't. You actually can't. Rem? In that shoe, yeah, I couldn't make it. If we haven't seen for three months, we know why. I can't just be the one to be putting you back into that zone, that lower thing. I feel like I'd also ruin a few as well because that'll be terrible.
I couldn't do that I would say don't you dare go and I know everyone would conjure you total contribute and it would be a running consensus of you're not going yeah and then 7.5 minutes later
I know I'll be back in there like, rough is crazy. Just rough. Just a detail. Yeah, rough. I'm of your name. Broke me tomorrow doesn't matter. Yeah, just, but you can block me tomorrow. You can block tomorrow. Yeah, tell me you need to be like, who had you? I love you. And I know I've not seen you for three months, but that's how it will start. Rough is nuts. Broke tomorrow, she's gone again.
Palopsies are real quick, please. No, don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. We have to respect the viewers time and patience. Fair! Yeah, we're lost. It would take 27 minutes. Yeah, we're lost. We're lost. We're lost. We're lost. My bad. Viewer's my bad. Listen to my bad. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. OK, ask an answer. Yeah, yeah. OK, fair. Ask an answer. Fuck me.
I'm going, though, by the way. It's swear. Una reverse. I'm going. But you've been marked for free. Yeah. Murt me for another three. Then another six or nine. And needs... I'm ovulating. I need it rough. Yeah, I ain't heard stuff like that. I'll send it to you man tomorrow. Because I've been there. I've already fought her. I'm on the cos I didn't block her because I want her to mess with me again. I love her. You man don't get it. I love her. But like...
Well, it's, I feel like, I hear what you're saying, don't get me wrong, I hear what you're saying completely, but I feel like you're tormenting yourself because she's not gonna holler you post this nut for another X amount of time. Oh, of course I know. She's busy. Oh, bro, I would have been marked from watching her get dressed so quickly after we fucked. That! When you just... Yeah, I'm sitting in a tank and she's like, do you wanna Uber or...
I purposely will make it the longest sex I've had in my life. Yeah, 100%. I'm not nine. Yeah, I'm just not nine. And I'm not going until I nap. It will break me to my core.
No, because that mentality is this kind of stuff that gets me upset. And that would, like, delay in the night as long as possible because I can't be without you. It will make me cry. Yeah. Fuck. And I can't cry and be hard at the same time. Factual. And then she's kicking me out. Because you're a loser. You're a fucking loser. You used to be somebody. Put that dick away, you're a joke. Then she's kicking me out. You're a loser.
Lusok! Fuck! Did she kiss me out and I can hear porn in the back as I'm leaving? Oh wow! No, that's freak. She needed to finish. Yeah, she asked for a knot. You should have get one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so leave. Yeah, anyway, move on. Yeah, we have to. We have to. Right, Rem, trash news, please, bro. Fuck, you know. Oh, what the fuck is that? Look at this. Stuntman stops electric fans with his tongue to earn world record.
Surely one is the world record. I don't see the whole thing though before I actually do reveal the world record Do you want to take a guess at what it is? How many fans he managed to electric fans he managed to stop with his tongue to earn this world record 11 fair geez 5 for me Ellis 15 15 yes first number popped up 15 5 11
An Indian stuntman earned a Guinness World Record by stopping 57 electric fans in one minute using his tongue. Kranthi Kumar Paniqueira, AKA drill man, took on the challenge on the set of Italian TV series Low Show Day Record in Milan. That's nearly a fan of a second. That's crazy. I didn't read that. I read it but I didn't read it.
You were tested at water. Yeah. My tongue's not that strong. Wow. Your tongue's stronger than you think, I believe. That will chop my tongue off. Well, yeah. It will take some training. I don't learn that, bro. How do you learn that? You learn the harsh environments. There's a lot of world records that make you think, how did you even figure out that that was your bag?
Jesus.
Wow. 4,285.78 pounds. I don't understand that last one. So you swallowed a sword. Pause. Yeah. Tied it to a vehicle. Yeah. And then just started walking back. I get, yeah. While his chest cavity was, the sword is tied in somewhere. What in the world, bro? That's the worst thing I've ever heard. It's the craziest thing I've ever heard. Which prompted me to have a look at what more?
crazy like stuntmen and daredevils have done in the past. So we got a few daredevil stuff things post here. The French Spider-Man. This Brere, Alan Robert, is a French Spider-Man. He climbed more than 100 skyscrapers and monuments with his bare hands. Mostly without insurance or permission. He's been close to death several times, a sick away from fatal danger.
and recalls those moments in slow motion. Time seems to be suddenly slowing down because you are about to negotiate the moment of your life. And if you don't make it, you're just dead and it sucks. He turns 60 in 2022 and plans to climb until his body tells him to stop. I'm screaming stop.
That is crazy. That's horrible. Do you guys remember this guy? I do remember that, actually. Felix Baumgartner. Parachute it from space. I don't remember that. I think I remember that. That's insane. Scary. That's scary. Dropped in a breathtaking 843 miles an hour. Propped the sound barrier everything. Breaking the sound barrier is a bit much.
I'm not seeing, I'm not, have you heard the noise when you break popping? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Hearing that knowing that's my body. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'll be too scared to pull the parachute. Cause I'll assume it's just going to take. Yeah, facts. Oh, whoa.
Nick Wellender, one of the flying Wellenders, stunned crowds by walking 1,800 feet on a two-inch wire from the US side of Niagara Falls across the Canadian border in 2012. If I looked down at the cable where the water was moving everywhere, he said, and if I looked up
There was a heavy mist blowing in front of my face. How does he conquer his fear? Well, under said, he practices mind control by replacing negativity or fear with positive thoughts. The fact that you can barely see my man in this picture. Yeah, it's not, bro. Would you man? Consider. Oh, this prayer. Life or death. If it was to save each other. Wait, wait. Are you asking a question? He's lying down on a tightrope.
And he's just staying there? That's Joseph Gordon-Levitt, though. That's not the real guy. They did a movie about this, I've seen it. OK, OK. Yeah, ridiculous. French high-wire artist Philippe Petit is known for his unauthorized walk between the twin towers of New York's World Trade Center in 74, but he's also an accomplished equestrian.
Fensa, rock climber, and bullfighter who once worked as a street performer. In his book on the Highwire 2019, Petite explains the secrets of his success. Endless rehearsals and hours spent perfecting his technique. Limits exist only in the souls of those whose... limits exist only in the souls of those who do not dream.
So what was your question? I have to strap my questions. Is there something that you think you could get into the Guinness Book of World Records for? That was my question.
is a random thing, I don't know, party trick or something. I've got random party tricks. I don't think I would enter the Guinness World Book of Records. You'd probably be surprised. There's some wild stuff in the Guinness Book of Records. My fingers are double joining us so I can slap when I can do that. Oh my god.
I'm not trying that again. Leave that in there, indeed. Yeah, I'm not on that. I just see that. I missed it. Do you see? No. You can do it, but I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. Nothing happened. Oh, fair. There's no... James could do this, isn't like... Do you see what I'm saying? But I'm double-drilling my phone, but that's, again, many more double-drilling it. Nah, I don't think I've got any other pie tricks that will be remotely... FFO.
Would there be, if you don't have any party tricks or anything that you think you could get into the Guinness Book of Records for, would there be a cost for you to attempt this? This? This specific one?
Okay, 20 of them, any of them, I don't think there is a cost. I'm not gonna lie to you. Any of the ones that you've just pulled up, it's not a cost. I don't think there's a cost, man. I'm not stopping fans on my tongue. Yeah, that's it. That's probably the least dangerous. I'm not walking between skyscrapers on a time where I'm not climbing a skyscraper. I'm not breaking a sound barrier either. I'm not breaking a sound barrier. That one I would do. You wouldn't realize that's even happening at the time though. Oh, actually, I don't know, I can't say that, but what I mean is,
You've jumped from what how many meters was it? Space bro. It was space. That's what I'm talking about. He said there's 24 miles. You've jumped from space. Yeah, sorry, it was miles. I'm talking about. Yeah, you're going to jump and fight. I don't even know what country I'm not in in. Oh my god. That's crazy. It's 24 miles, sorry. Yeah, 843 miles per hour is what I was going off. 800 miles an hour. You're not doing that. You're doing a billion. He landed in New Mexico.
I don't think he, I don't know if he intended. Did he take off in New Mexico? Probably not. He intent, I don't know where he intended to land, but he landed in New Mexico. Oh my goodness. 143 miles an hour. No, no, no. Oh, sorry. 843, yeah. Yeah. What, how fast do planes go? Commercial planes typically cruise at speeds of 547 to 565 miles an hour.
That's clean past the place. Yeah, 300 miles an hour faster than a plane. I'm not doing that, brother. From space. I'm not doing that. From space. For a billion pounds. I'm not doing it. I promise I'm not doing it. For a billion pounds.
At least you wouldn't do it for a billion? No. I don't think I survive. I'm not doing it. It's not worth it. I'm not even going to normal skydive. Maybe find that terrifying. Don't. Yeah, I don't know. You guys did it. I hated it. Are you going to do this? I don't want to do it. For a billion pounds. And you are guaranteed to survive. Just the way Felix did. And he was on his own as well. He survived, but we don't know what he went through.
Yeah, it's hard still, please, but God knows what's going on about it. I'm not doing that. Fair. Fair. I'm not doing that. Yeah. Mine is not worth it.
The money really isn't worth it for me. I think that's the one I'll do the least. Really? I think so. You'd rather tightrope between skyscrapers. I would rather do it. But you just said that was when you'd do the least. So you would rather tightrope fair fair? That's a million starts. I'm not tightrope in between skyscrapers. That's impossible to me. That one there, all the money in the world I'm not doing. A hundred billion, a trillion nothing. I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing any of them to be honest. I'd rather do the tongue thing. Don't do any of them. Jeez, bro. And just take my chances. Oh, fuck and take my chances. Damn, bro. Fuck. Interesting. Thank you very, very interesting trash news. Right guys, we're going to charge it there. As always, please, please, please, please, please, please, come and see us on Thursday on Patreon. That is shit. No, that is patreon.com for such shits and gigs.
Three pound a month, run the P, and if you love it over there, come see us Saturday as well for our brand new log cabin episode. As always, L3G3, love of love.
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