#2266 - Brian Simpson
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January 31, 2025
TLDR: Comedian Brian Simpson hosts 'Bottom of the Barrel' improv show at Comedy Mothership and his own podcast, 'BS with Brian Simpson.' Watch his new special, "Brian Simpson: Live from the Mothership," on Netflix.

In episode #2266 of The Joe Rogan Experience, stand-up comic Brian Simpson joins Joe Rogan for an engaging discussion about various contemporary topics, including political observations, societal issues, healthcare, and personal anecdotes. Simpson, known for his comedy special ‘Live from the Mothership,’ provides insights on the intersection of humor and reality.
Key Themes and Insights
1. Political Stumbles and Public Perception
Simpson and Rogan delve into the public's reaction to political figures' gaffes, particularly referencing Joe Biden. They discuss the balance politicians must maintain between authenticity and the pressure to adhere to scripted messages. The conversation revolves around:
- How human errors are often overlooked by the public, yet can lead to significant scrutiny in the political arena.
- The understanding that every politician has a team behind them, often directing their actions and decisions.
2. Immigration Policies and Administration Differences
The episode transitions into a discussion about immigration policies between different administrations, focusing on:
- The stark contrast in treatment of illegal immigrants, with examples from both the Trump and Biden administrations.
- The ongoing debate surrounding sanctuary cities and the perceived failures of governance in addressing these issues.
3. Income Tax and Economic Strategies
Brian Simpson shares an intriguing perspective on economic reforms, suggesting:
- The potential benefits of replacing income tax with tariffs on corporations.
- A discussion on American manufacturing capabilities and the need for a balanced trade agreement to foster growth.
4. Healthcare Crisis in America
A significant portion of the podcast centers on the inefficiencies of the American healthcare system, with an emphasis on:
- The conflicts between profit-driven motives and the supposed aim to provide care.
- The impact of corporate interests in denying healthcare claims and the role of artificial intelligence in these processes.
- Simpson's belief that a fundamental shift in promoting healthy lifestyles could alleviate burdens on the healthcare system.
5. The Importance of Diet and Exercise
Simpson emphasizes the need for a national conversation surrounding diet and health:
- A proactive approach by the government could inspire collective health improvements among citizens.
- The idea that personal accountability in health can lead to broader economic and social benefits.
6. The Role of Motivation and Government Influence
The discussion progresses towards the societal influence of government on personal motivation:
- The perceived cynicism surrounding governmental initiatives that could promote health and fitness.
- How divisive politics complicate the establishment of a unified approach to national health.
7. Humor as a Reflection of Society
Towards the end of the episode, Simpson reflects on his comedic career and the role of humor in addressing societal truths:
- His comedic works often encapsulate hard truths about human nature and societal norms, resonating deeply with audiences.
- The way comedy can serve as both a mirror and a commentary on the absurdities of life.
Conclusion
Brian Simpson’s appearance on The Joe Rogan Experience offers listeners a blend of humor and critical thought on pressing social issues. The episode effectively illustrates how humor can bridge the gap between uncomfortable truths and the everyday human experience, making complex topics more relatable.
For anyone interested in a candid discussion that traverses politics, economics, and personal health, this episode is a compelling listen that highlights the power of laughter amidst societal scrutiny.
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Like, imagine having to be that measured in everything you say all the time. Just stick to the talking points. That's my whole life. That's stressful. Yeah, it's super stressful, especially if you're a little intoxicated. You know, you get a couple of whiskeys and you start talking shit. You got to be responsible for every word that comes out of your mouth, even if it's stupid. But, you know, I think people get it. They get what the people are human beings and they can stumble. Like people, they forgive a lot of Biden's stumbles until they're like, what the fuck?
You know a lot of people like in 2020 were like there's no way there's no way he's gonna do it He was too old to run when it was 2016 he's kind of always been known for the gaffes like you cuz I remember when when Obama was picked him that was the number one concern was like right he's saying shit didn't always he was famous to go to the Joe as a don't worry Joe find a way to fuck things up
I never heard that. This supposedly, it's hard to know what the quote was, but supposedly. But he got out of it, he got out of it, all of it.
I mean, well, that's because the machine was behind him, right? So he gets into office, and you saw the Mike Johnson guy, the speaker of the house. He said that he had talked to him, he took a year to have a meeting, and he finally had this meeting with him, and he wanted to talk to him about something, and he said, why did you sign this executive order, and it had something to do with liquid natural gas? He said, I didn't sign that. He said, yes, you did, sir. You signed it. Can we get it? And so he has a secretary print it up. He brings it in. He had never read it. So he was just signing executive orders that he didn't even know.
He didn't know what it was about. He thought it was about research, and it was about shutting it down. And so there's a bunch of people behind him that want to do things, and they think it's for the best interest of the country, and they're all acting as a big group that's like the puppeteer of the president.
and that's not how it's supposed to be it's not supposed to be that it is a like that with every president i don't know because i think when a president brings in a new cabinet in the new cabinet starts doing different things then you see what's happening right now right so they've already found thousands of criminals that it's not in here and it committed multiple crimes while they're here and the biden administration had left the mirror and they allowed them to stay in the sanctuary cities and sanctuary states
And Trump's just yanking him out and flying him back to Columbia and flying him back to Mexico and flying him back to where they're from. Get the fuck out of here. No, but I'm exporting them in planes. The Biden administration could have done this too. Yeah, but I think I think they every president that get in there, they do they do little shit different than the other side.
But at the end of the day, the big major shit that would help out the average people, it always just falls short a couple votes. Trump is talking about getting rid of income tax and replacing it with tariffs.
I asked him about that on the podcast. I thought he was joking around. Yeah, exactly. He was saying that it would be better for the economy. We'd have way more money if instead of you paying tax, these companies should be paying tax. Like why are they making such a killing off the American people? But the companies would just charge us bigger prices, wouldn't they?
Well, here's the thing. Could they, if we had American manufacturing, that can make the same products? No. So the whole reason why... You can't make the same products for the same products. But if you have other countries charge tariffs, and I think we've charged tariffs in the past, and it's an interesting thing. It's like you make it a trade agreement. It's essentially a trade agreement. And his position has always been that one side of the trade agreement was unbalanced, and America does a stupid job at negotiating its trade agreements.
So he wants tariffs and everything. That's what he threatened the guy from Columbia with. He said, because they didn't want to take the prisoners. The flights were coming over and he didn't want to give them approval to land. He said, we're going to tax you. We're going to tariff you 25%. And then in a week, we're going to jack it up to 50%. And this guy wrote a poem to Trump. It was the most ridiculous thing ever. The guy's a wild dude. I mean, that's the thing. If you bring in the tariffs, you have to make them so high that the American guns were cheaper by comparison.
Well, you'd have to really ramp up American manufacturing in a lot of places. Like, we don't make phones. That's one of the craziest things about America. We can't make a phone. We can't even make a phone. We can't make mistakes. Well, I mean, maybe we could make a phone. Isn't there one phone that is made in America? Is there one phone that's manufactured here? I think there is. I mean, even if it's assembled here... Is it the nothing phone?
Is that it? It might be assembled here. I don't think they still have to get shit from China. Yeah. They have to get shit from Taiwan. They have to get shit from India. Yeah. Everybody gets their shit from somewhere. Yeah. I mean, the problem with American manufacturing is you can't do it for a sheet because you have to pay people. That no problem is, first of all, we're addicted to buying new shit all the time. I have a bunch of phone lines and one of my phone lines, I have an iPhone 11.
It's like five years old. I don't notice when I'm using it. As long as it still works, you don't notice on a normal experience. What do I do with my phone? I'm not fucking making complex video rendering. You know, what am I doing? I'm watching YouTube videos, I'm text messaging people. You don't notice, right? But we're force fed this idea that you're supposed to get a new one every year.
It's one of the weirdest things. You got to do TV every year. You get a new computer every year. Why the fuck do you get a new phone every year? But every year they keep pushing us to get a new phone. If you make a phone that's American made more durable and lasts more than a year, it would be worth a premium. And I wouldn't have to feel bad about like slaves in China making it. Like he makes it like the only phone. They need to bring back the Nokia phones, limit those brick phones.
Yes. Well, don't do that. Make it dope. Make it a dope phone. But, you know... I don't know, man. I think those days are long gone.
the days of american manufacturing well i think with incentives with government incentives and people understanding that this competition that we're having is all uh... technologically based in all of our technology is getting made in other country that's essentially a national security issue you know you know i realize it's like because sometimes you know politics comes up in the green room and i just i always separate myself from the conversation because i realized
with everybody has, regardless of what size the issues they want, y'all have hope. I'm cynical, I'm cynical in the motherfucker. I'm like, this shit is old, this shit bit. For me, I'm like, I see the ashtray coming. And I'm like, ain't that what you're gonna be able to do about that?
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I don't know. I'm interested to see. Look, if Robert F. Kennedy Jr. gets approved, I'm interested to see. If they start removing pesticides and herbicides and all these things that are killing people, if people's health improves, if we remove things from the human diet, if just start educating people on the importance of diet and exercise, I would love to see that. But you know, the problem with that is we live in a society where like, now that shit's going to happen, unless it makes more money than what we already do.
That's not necessarily true because you can motivate people. There's a real power in free motivation and having a government that's like promoting health in that way would cause a bunch of people to take that step that they've been thinking about taking. So a lot of times motivation doesn't catch you flat. Motivation catches you looking for motivation, right? Like you want to get your shit together.
Be like, God, I just need to get to the gym. I just need something. And then one day the government announces that we are going to turn the health of America around and we are going to promote a national fitness regime. We're going to start bringing it to schools and kids to get people healthier. We're going to bring in organic food and start feeding kids when you feed them in public schools and you have free lunches. Yeah, she did. She got shut down.
You're gonna fucking kill our profits fuck this healthy shit cuz that's the other thing but what's different now than what's happening back then is we're so divided
If somebody in the government suggested anything was the best, the healthiest thing, at least half the country would be like, I'm not fucking with it for that very reason. It's like they attached Obama to Obamacare, even though it was not a bad thing. And if Trump was like, hey, every American, Trump and Jackson is the best exercise. People are like, yeah, you don't know Trump, Jackson. That's your president's exercise. So it was like, we so divided, nothing's gonna stick.
I also think that the problem with like healthcare and all these things where people are getting paid, you're dealing with a bunch of different games that are being played inside a game that has a function. And that function is healthcare. Like it provides healthcare in a kind of shifty, shitty way. But the game it's playing is make the most money. That's the game it's playing.
It's playing a financial game. That's why it's coming up with reasons to deny people and it's using AI to figure out how to deny people and they deny a large amount of claims. So you got to look at it like what it actually is. It's not that it's all bad.
but that there's a bunch of different games. Each person in that game is playing their own game. You have thousands of employees, you have thousands of people trying to corporate climb the corporate ladder and make more money and get promotions and make more money for the company and impress the board. They want a fucking yacht, bro. I will not. I'm talking about how much we divided, but it's weird. That's the one thing they couldn't divide people on. Like I remember like after after after the CEO got popped, like
on CNN and MSNBC and Fox, the narrative was the like, how dare people be excited, because at first they tried to do what they do with everything and they, they said, oh, these is, look at these liberals fucking laughing at Devin and then they realized like, oh, it's, the insurance industry is fucked over everybody. They don't give a fuck who you voted for. They'll fuck you. That might be the one. Healthcare might be the one thing that we can come to like a bipartisan agreement on that health insurance and insurance companies in general.
They're just captivated by what a corporation is. A corporation has a responsibility to its shareholders to make the most money. And that's a problem with the whole structure of it, is that no matter what the business is, they find a way to make money more than they find a way to do the thing that they're supposed to be doing well as a service to people. If Trump actually fixed healthcare, he would go down as one of the greatest presidents.
I think it would be a whole different, like he actually did like viable real change to the healthcare system that like made it work for everybody.
Well, it used to be that there was no social media. So if you wanted to make a big change, the government could gaslight you on TV in these press conferences and bring out experts and they could gaslight you and tell you what to do. And that was all the information you had. That doesn't work anymore. It doesn't work anymore. So this is one of the reasons why this is the best time ever to kind of revamp healthcare and revamp like the way people think about what is healthy. What is healthy?
How are you going to revamp it in a way that still makes money? Well, first of all, you're going to lose money. The country's going to lose money. It's like, who's going to get the money? There's an exchange of money, right? So if a lot of people are sick all the time and a lot of people are on Medicaid and a lot of people are on health insurance, the country's going to spend more money that's going to go to pharmaceutical drug companies
but it doesn't have to go there. We can't commit to giving it to them every year just because they've figured out a way to keep getting it. That's dumb. The right way to say is we have to look at the collective money of the country. Wouldn't it be way better if we spent way less on healthcare because people got healthier because they figured out there's no easy way to do it. You have to have diet and exercise. It's the most important foundation for any healthy human being.
It doesn't matter what kind of exercise. I probably doesn't even matter what kind of diet, as long as you're, like, committed to eating healthy, real food. The whole thing is just diet and exercise and movement. That would fucking cure 70% of the problems we have in this country with healthcare.
because people would be healthy. And so then you wouldn't be as susceptible to getting sick. You wouldn't be as susceptible to getting injured. There's a bunch of things that would probably likely stack up financially in our favor. But that's how you make money out of it. You make money out of it because everybody makes more money. You make more money if you're healthy.
Make more money if you're active. If you're in the bed all the time, because you have back surgery constantly, or if you've got this and that, and you've got a lot of interruptions in your life, they're gonna hiccup your career, they're gonna hiccup whatever you're trying to accomplish in your life if you're dealing with being sick all the time. So you think if people were healthier, they would deny less people? I think if people were healthier, first of all, you would need way less healthcare. First, that's the number one thing. If people were fit and they took care of themselves, there's a giant part
of if you looked at all of the health care issues that we have in this country there's a giant chunk of it that's connected to diet it's connected to the standard american diet it's connected to eating too much calories garbage food obesity
All that is possible to shift that in a different direction. You just have to change the way people eat, and that you would see other people getting results, and then you would want those results. If you hear RFK Junior on TV trying to motivate people to do this,
and you see him working out, like maybe that's the thing you need that takes you from, man, I gotta go to the gym one day. The fuck it, I'm going to the gym. This is it. And then if more people do that, there's more healthy people. If there's more healthy people, there's less losers. If there's less losers, the country makes more money. The whole GDP goes up. Everybody, you're gonna do better. You're gonna do better with whatever you're doing in life, if you're healthy, because health is energy. But how do you make people want like? You don't make them do it, but you inspire.
And the government has never done that before. Why not try it? Why not try that? Why not try that? Why not and try to like fucking gaslight people and tell you got to wear a mask in your car or you're going to die? Instead of that gaslighting, how about pump them up? They scared the fuck out of everybody with COVID. How about they pump everybody the fuck out with help? If government want everybody to do anything, they have to pay them. You know another problem with my theory? I give you a tax break if you lose 40 pounds. Here's another problem with my theory, Trump.
he's nothing but McDonald's, drinks, die coats, sharp as a tax, 78 years old. Like, okay, I don't know what to tell you. If he came back, if he disappeared for like six months and came back, just jacked. Shaved his head. Did you see him play tennis with Serena Williams? No. He took his shoes off. He's playing tennis with Serena Williams.
I mean, plan plan? Not playing like as good as she can play. She's not going to embarrass him. I don't see that. But I'm following back and forth. I mean, he's playing. Is he running? He plays tennis man. He can play tennis. Like the guy plays tennis. Like, he's, I mean, I don't know how to play tennis. So I don't know if it looks good, but I'm looking at him hit the ball. It looks like he's doing it the right. He doesn't look like me. If I was doing it, I'd be a fucking spaz. I don't know how to play tennis. Clearly lost. Yeah. Yeah. Well, let's see it. It's because
Oh, it was? Oh, god damn it. I got lied to by the reels. I thought it just happened. 2015. But check out the tennis. Check this out. She could clearly fuck him up. Oh, that's a nice gentle serve. Look at it. But look at dude. He's firing back. He's old.
I mean, but he is doing better than I would do. Oh, way better than me.
I mean, he plays tennis. There's a video of him playing tennis. There's photos of him playing tennis. So he does do some things. It's like, there's a lot of guys that are too, they can't go to a gym. They need a purpose or they need something that occupies their brain so they play golf or they play tennis or they play games. They play a pickup basketball. They do that for their health because they just can't do the gym thing. I just don't want to do it. So they do something that keeps them active. I mean, most of the people I know do.
Yeah, so he's active basketball or but that he just eats cheeseburgers and shit all day long like Yeah, it's like I don't know what to say, but he probably also has zero stress Well, he has a way of letting shit roll off his back. I mean he had to have some stress and that guy shot at him
But even then, he gets hit in the ear and he stands up and yells, fight, fight, fight. It's like, is this a movie? Are we in a movie? Is this like a simulation? And then this ear healed up like Wolverine. Bro. It healed up pretty quick. You can see a little mark on it. See, there's a little time. If you look at it, like when he was right there, I go, let me see it. And he leaned in. You could kind of see the ears filled with blood vessels. That's why I bleed so much. Nobody talks about it anymore.
No. You know what else nobody talks about? The guy who blew up the cyber truck in front of Trump Tower? What happened to that guy? I don't know what you're talking about. You don't know that story? I don't follow any of the pop political stuff. Well, this isn't even political. This is a weird story. It's a guy who was like, now, has it been confirmed that that's him?
let's pull up the story cuz i don't i want to do it any misjustice but this was uh... after the election correct yes definitely was a real reason new year's day okay new year's day
that's a that's how crazy the news cycle is like you forget you forget what day things happen like without a year ago knows last week are there's like something constantly bombarding you all the time so this dude maybe that yeah what is the story behind him he was a special forces guy right and he was in i think he was in a television show with tim kennedy
They had like a special forces TV show where they did something. So this guy's like, you know, he's an operator. He's like a serious soldier. Why a side but truck? And he allegedly committed suicide with a large handgun, a desert eagle.
Or he rented it, okay. Large handgun and blew up this thing. It says self-inflicted gunshot wound. The whole thing's weird, man. Nobody could imagine him doing this. Everybody's saying it doesn't make sense. This guy knew how to make bombs. Why would he make a shitty bomb like that that doesn't even blow up the building? It just blows him up in the car.
And why would he do it in a cyber truck, which is like the most durable car you can buy? Like that whole thing, the cyber truck, you saw that video where I tried to shoot an arrow through it. My arrow exploded. That thing's solid steel. So why would you blow yourself up in a solid, but you would get a convertible and fuck everybody up, right? You, if you're going to blow up yourself in a car and you want to do the most damage, you'd have a car that you'd want to blow apart. Those Teslas contain the entire explosion.
I mean, did he leave some kind of manifesto? I don't know if he left a note. Did he leave a note? They probably found it like barely smold. It's like when they found the terrorist passports, the planes went into the fucking World Trade Center.
blew up in front of everybody's face just a gigantic enormous pile of fire and yet this dude's passport just barely singed on the outside like a Bugs Bunny cartoon falls to the ground. Those were the whole Sean Ryan thing was about because they sent the email and then it was did the guy write the email.
right that's right that's right that's right that's right that's right now i remember god i forgot chon ryan was about all of that and people were saying that he didn't sit that guy didn't send that to you got hopes and then chon ryan proved that the guy did send that so he was saying some stuff in there about drones and what was he saying let's put up what he said you know i realize that shot at the chon ryan um... it said in case i do not make it to my decision point
or onto the Mexican Mexico border. I am sending this now. Please do not release this until one Jan and keep my identity private until then. First off, I am not under duress or hostile influence or control. My first car was a 2006 Black Ford Mustang V6 for verification. First of all, that's not true. That was not his first car.
No, no, you had a different car. We'll find that out in a second. Put a tab on that, Jamie. What we have been seeing with drones is the operational use of gravitic propulsion systems powered aircraft by most recently China in the East Coast, but throughout history, the US. Only we in China have this capability. Our open location for this activity in the box is below. China has been launching them from the Atlantic from submarines for years with this activity recently is picked up.
As of now, it is just a show of force, and they are using it similar to how they use the balloon for SIGINT. How do you say that? SIGINT and ISR, which are also part of the integrated comm systems. There are dozens of those balloons in the air at any given time.
the uh... so what is because of the speed and stealth of these unmanned aircraft they are the most dangerous threat the national security that has ever existed they basically have an unlimited payload capacity and can park it over the white house if they want to
It's checkmate. U.S. government needs to give the history of this, how we're employing and weaponizing it, how China is employing them, and what the way forward is. China is poised to attack anywhere in the East Coast. I've been followed for over a week now, likely from Homeland or FBI, and they're looking to move on me and are unlikely to let me cross into Mexico, but I won't because they know I am armed and I have a massive VBIED. I think that's
vehicle, something. Oh, you know, you're a military guy. I've been trying to maintain a very visible profile and have kept my phone and they are definitely digitally tracking me.
I have knowledge of this program and also war crimes that were covered up during airstrikes in the Nimra's province, Afghanistan in 2019 by the admin, DOD, DEA, and CIA. I conducted targeting for these strikes over 125 buildings. 65 were struck because of CIV, CAS.
that killed hundreds of civilians in a single day. U.S. F.O.R.A. continued strikes after spotting civilians on initial ISR. It was supposed to take six minutes and scramble all aircraft to CENTCOM. The UN basically called these war crimes, but the administration made them disappear. I was part of that cover-up with U.S. F.O.R.A. and Agent Rejack redacted. They cut his name off of the DEA.
So I don't know if my abduction attempt is related to either. I worked with General Miller's 10 staff on this as well as the response to Bala Mergab, AOBS commander at the time, redacted. Okay, so you need to elevate this to media so we avoid a world war because this is a mutually assured destruction situation.
So he gave his LinkedIn for vetting, active duty, you know, he get his profile, the whole deal. No, the problem is that was not his first car. So Google what his first car was. But why why why why about that? Because somebody might not have known. Like if you ask, like there's a lot of people that say, what was your first car? And a lot of people don't know. I've said it publicly, but like how many people know what my first car was?
So if you're a dude and you're hanging out with other dudes, I don't know what you're suggesting someone else wrote that. If they get the car wrong, yeah. That's a hell of a detail to get wrong.
I had my first car was a 1973 Chevelle, but I only had it for like two days. It broke down and the guy sold me a lemon and I got my money back. He came and got his car. I think he knew he fucked me. And then my next car after that was a 1968 Oldsmobile. So I remember, I know what my cars were.
Like, you're a kid, you get your first car, you know what your first car was. Yeah, of course. Bitch, if your first car was a 2007 Mustang, everyone's gonna know. You're gonna tell everybody, right? Yeah, you're not gonna forget what your first car was. You're gonna know. You're not gonna be confused. You're not gonna be confused as to what was your first car. You'll pull it out right away.
I mean, I've never seen anybody get that wrong. Your car is like the first time you have freedom. You can't believe you could just drive anywhere you want. You go to your friend's house like, dude, I can drive. It's one of the wildest experiences. I remember clearly just learning to drive.
And how wild it was. You could just drive. We're so used to it. We're basically riding around in amusement park rides. You would pay a lot of money to ride in. Like your car? That Audi? Bro, you're in a super capable sports sedan from 2024. So you're talking about modern
suspension and anti-lock braking system and everything's controlled electronically and you have a fucking super powerful engine it's all taught and it moves differently based on how the fucking ground moves like whether it's shitty surface or smooth surface they just adapt to everything that thing's glued yeah it's crazy yeah those things are crazy this this world that we live in today is so fun
You would remember your first car. This is one of the strangest searches I've had. I'll add this to conspiracy. I can't find anything that's coming up with a date before like January 4th, which would only be in a few days after. I've done Google search and Twitter search. Twitter search didn't show anything and I hit latest and still not show me anything recent.
Yeah, so many wrote a whole article about how that was not his first car. I know, but it's just weird that it's blocking this stuff. Look at the thing. Can you try the brave browser? How would it? I don't know that it would have it. I'm on a website. What was that proof where I was? Isn't giving me anything more recent than January 4th.
So when they say about discrepancies, does anybody use the car as a discrepancy? Because I definitely know I read that. No, that's not what I'm even bringing up. I'm sort of saying like the search is being manipulated right now. Like I can't search for this. What? That's what I'm trying to say. Like searching for his name in the car was it I don't get anything in the last three weeks that that's weird. Let me Twitter is talking about it.
Let me imagine this. Is it possible that if there was a story like this and you were trying to like cover up discrepancies and you didn't want people talking about it? Could you just flood the search with a bunch of other stories on it so that it takes so many pages to get to it that you never get it? I would argue. Yes, you could, but that's I'm not seeing that. I'm seeing the opposite. I'm seeing no stories other than like within the 48 hours of it happening, which means that's I find that odd. That is weird. Like I'll go to page two.
Bro, this is how checked that I am. I didn't even know this happened. News isn't short. It's like four weeks ago. How about just write what you do me a favor and just write Matthew Livelsberger. How do you say it? Livest? Livelsberger. Livestberger's car was not first car. Just say first car. I did. But let me ask you to say first car was not a 2006 Ford Mustang. But just try it was not first car was not a 2006 Ford Mustang.
I mean, I'm getting the same thing. That's sort of the best way to do a search.
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The other thing was that the gun that he used is a crazy gun. That is a crazy gun to shoot yourself in the car. And the question is like when did he do it? Because it looks like the guy in the video in the car sits there, pulls up, and then the whole thing blows up. So are you telling me that he's blowing himself up and shooting himself at the same time? Like does he have a button on his left hand? That's the bomb detonator and then the trigger on his right.
Oh man, that's just highly advanced. I get tweets from two hours. I would truck my shot on shit. So again, when I take off the word car from my search on Twitter, I get tweets from two hours ago. So there's still tweet in my crazy. When I type in car. Now you get January 16th. Yeah, I'm on latest. That's weird.
He typed first car? I just typed in the word car. I wish it should matter. Try first car. I know. I know. I reduced it so that it was less specific. But what's the rest of the conspiracy? Incorrect after the first car discrepancies. Click on that. Show more.
So, including incorrect reference for the first car, Livelsberger owned. According to public records, his first car was not a 2006 Ford, contrary to what is mentioned in the email. This has led to skepticism on whether the email is real or fabricated. That's it. According to public records, that was not his first car.
Let's see. It was a BMW. 2001 series BMW. Wouldn't this just be registered in his name? Maybe borrowed one? Maybe his parents registered? I think they checked his parents' cards too. What about that 1998? It's a full of Mustang. But it's 2006. It's a big difference.
See right here, why is Sean Ryan spreading an easily confirmed fake email? If your first car was a 1998 Mustang, would you say your first car was a 2007 Mustang? The dates don't even line up. So he had a 98 Ford Mustang. Why is the BMW circled? Because I don't see the thing is whenever we're seeing happen, the first people to talk be full of shit. They're the worst people. So it looks like he didn't have. He had scrolled that back again. So he had a 98 Mustang.
Not a 2007. That was his first car. Then he had a 2008 BMW. And then he had a Jeep. He never had a 2006 Mustang. You can see right where he got divorced because he got a Mustang again. I'm back, baby. Twenty eight. Twenty eight. He got a Ford Mustang GT. That's been life crisis. You got the GT too.
Greg Fitzimmon's got it. He got it with the EcoBoost. He was telling me how much he loves it. I was like, I know, but you didn't get the V8. He's like, oh, gas mileage. I'm like, shut your mouth. What do you mean EcoBoost? Oh, it's a great engine. Don't get me wrong. It's got plenty of power. In comparison to old cars, it's way more powerful. It means a fast fucking car. But the EcoBoost is just more fuel efficient. It doesn't have the same horsepower. Oh, OK. And the GT has the Coyote V8 that has that rumble.
Makes you feel alive. You know, when you've been in a red light with a guy in a Mustang and they take off and you hear that sound, especially if he's got a manual. My homie, when I was in the service he had this fucking blue Corvette.
I forget what year it was, but he was obsessed with the smartphone, and it was so fucking loud. Yeah. It was definitely like a 70-something. Ooh. You know what I mean? It was 60-something. It was like an old one. Oh, the cool ones. Yeah, but it was like no modern technology in the smartphone. It was loud as shit. Corvats are the only cars that looked good into the 70s.
All the other American cars turned to dog shit. They turned it, they became boxes. They became fuel efficient boxes, but Corvettes always had that. And then eventually they fucked that up too. And they made Corvettes like flat and look like a wedge. They look so stupid for a while, but now they're back. Now they're better looking now, I think, like Tonys. I think that these new ones, the 2025s and 26s, they're better than any other car ever.
any American car, like the Corvette ZR1, it's the greatest American car that's ever been built. It's 1100 horsepower. I don't know shit about it. Oh, Brian Simpson, you ready to look at this? You got one? No, no, no, I don't have one. But this is Google this. This is literally the greatest American car ever produced by a long shot. Corvette Z1. ZR1, it's got a giant wing on the back of it. It's literally a race car that you can buy. It has a 1100 horsepower, or excuse me, 1064 horsepower.
And this is not even tuned, right? Guys are going to be able to do things with these things. You're going to get these Hennessy guys. Is this new? Yeah. You're going to get these Hennessy guys that are going to like jack up the boost and make them even faster. These things are insanely fast, insanely fast, and insanely capable. I don't know if they've got Nurburgring times on them, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the fastest American car ever. How much does that cost? I think it's like $190,000.
Austin soon. Bro, this car is fucking insane. It's carbon fiber wheels. It's insane. And it's beautiful. Like look at that thing. I mean, it's just a piece of art and engineering, you know, together. It's really, it looks like what you'd expect from a foreign supercar, from like Ferrari or McLaren or something like that. That's what it looks like. It looks incredible. I don't know how we get on the subject.
Oh, we were talking about how you remember your, you remember your first car. Oh, you remember your first car? Yeah. Fuck, imagine your first car's this thing.
The first car should be a Miata. Everybody should drive a stick shift Miata. But you can't buy it, because some people get crazy and they buy their kids shit like that. Well, it's like motorcycles. I was going to get a motorcycle license at one point in time, and one of my buddies was going to get a ninja. I was like, bro, we shouldn't do that. We shouldn't just hop right on some crazy bike that you got to get comfortable with the whole deal riding a bike. I told you how many am I?
How many of my friends or family that I've had to talk out of getting a motorcycle like with it like it's like that mid-life crisis part Where's like hey, bro? You never wrote a motorcycle like you 40 you can't start now
I got real close and then the universe gave me a whole bunch of signs. Because even the best writers in the world will lay that bike down. So it's like, you out here, you haven't ridden the bike ever or in 25 years, you're going to get fucked up about this. You ever see the one when the dude is flying down a country road and he hits a deer?
This dude is like on one of those race bikes flying through the air. I saw one the other day where it was the other way around. It was like the end of a parade or something.
And there were girls in the street and this guy, a bunch of motorcycles went by, but only one girl got hit. Oh, God. But it was like, Oh, God. Oh, man. Oh, vehicles. Yeah, but you can't. So you didn't see this thing today. Um, a Black Hawk helicopter collided with a American Airlines flight. Oh, over DC.
Yeah, over DC over DC. Yeah, and they plunged into the Potomac and everybody's dead and there's video of it There's a fireball in the sky the helicopter collides right with the plane explodes in the sky watch this Boom they explode and collide in the sky and then this is the plane
It's crazy. And it's only, I mean, it's not, there's nothing fortunate about it, but it's fortunate that it landed in the river and then it didn't land on apartment buildings, you know, and kill a bunch more people. Man. I don't even know how that happens. I've never heard of something like that happening. It's, and then where did the helicopter emanate from? Where did it come from, Jamie? Probably Andrews. Because this is a military helicopter. Andrews Air Force base, I'm guessing.
I don't understand how that's possible. I don't get it, but I don't know anything about flying. Man, you know what? Honestly, man, it comes close to happening a lot. Fuck. That's so crazy that a military helicopter collides with American Airlines jet. And this, and I don't think it was in kind of malfunction. It probably was that communication. Somebody got wrong information. Yeah, maybe.
unless we find out that someone was on that jet.
Like someone that's like important was gravity drive scientist. Some fucking some fucking dude is at the forefront of quantum computing. He's got a laptop with him that he's trying to deliver to somebody in Saudi Arabia. This is why I checked out because because because it's so hard to take everything serious because we can live in such a ridiculous time with that. Like that that is the chances are more than zero that what you said is the case just now.
Right, more than zero. It's like, we live in a ridiculous, we don't trust anything. Right. I don't. So it's like, that could be somebody, because my next thought shouldn't be, I wonder if somebody important was on that jet. The other thought was that you can control those helicopters remotely. You don't have to have pilots. Bullshit. Yeah, you can.
You can fly a helicopter remotely. Yes. They use artificial intelligence now not just to fly helicopters, but also to fly jets. And when they use jets that are controlled by artificial intelligence versus jets that are controlled by the best pilots we have, the jets can control by artificial intelligence when dogfights 100% of the time.
Yeah, but they're gonna fuck so I mean listen cuz all I have this is the ten foil we're putting on some ten foil Yeah, but all I have to judge my artificial intelligence is the Google Gemini and chat GBT and they be fucking shit up Yeah, but this is just consumer grade this is consumer grade shit that didn't exist a while ago and exist now
So here it is. Blackhawk remote control demos have been performed by Sikorsky, aircraft, and Lockheed Martin to demonstrate the ability to remotely control a Blackhawk helicopter. These demos have shown the potential for autonomous flight and the ability to perform missions without a pilot. OK, but here's the other thing now. But this is the thing. If it's such a super sophisticated piece of equipment, how is it not if it is being piloted
by a person. How do they not have sensors that detect where the planes are? How is that even possible that you could be in a place where planes are flying 500 miles an hour left and right all over the place landing and taking off and you're going to fly through that and
You don't know where the planes are? That seems insane. That doesn't even seem possible because, like, how could you exist as a military aircraft if you don't have a comprehensive analysis of everything that's around you all the time? We have sensors. We put them on jets. Why wouldn't we put sensors on the helicopter? They probably do have them. So why didn't it work?
We'll find out pretty soon. But everybody's dead, right? So how do you know when everybody's dead? They think the pilots are dead of the helicopter. I believe there was, was there supposed to be two people in the helicopter? Four? Three? Three people in the helicopter? And was it like 60 or 70 people? 60 people in the plane are dead.
and only sixty people on a flight on a small flight as opposed to a figure skating team figure skating fuck man oh yeah cuz that's the thing i was like it would have to be a group of people cuz they just wanted to take out one person why why why waste a helicopter like this is better ways to kill one person
Yeah. Well, also, you want like the worst press possible. Kill a plane filled with young figure skaters. The sweetest, most delicate people twirling around on the ice. I mean, we think of them like they're almost like super humans. You know, they wouldn't even want to think of it. That's why, like, when that Tonya Harding, Nancy Kerrigan shit went down, nobody even wanted to believe it's possible. The figure skating community's got thugs.
Remember that? Yeah. The figure skating community tries to take out people by breaking their knees. And that shit was ripe for comedy for like five years. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. People get vicious about shit, man. But here's the other thing.
it might just be incompetence most likely somebody was just fucked up or most likely someone made a mistake most likely but in this day and age when you know about things that have happened you know about false flags you know about all kinds of shit that happens you always get a wonder if if we do find out here's worst case scenario
What if a foreign government has figured out a way to hack in to our equipment and they can get a helicopter to fly right into a plane? Oh, like this was a test. What if this is like proof of concept? See, I think a better conspiracy would be if we found out that it was like they like Delta was behind it. You know what I mean? Like take up like a last school was like, you know, we're gonna fucking ruin their reputation.
But if you were a foreign country and you wanted to demonstrate that you have technical superiority over people, how would you do it? Well, first of all, you'd lay the groundwork, right? This is one thing they definitely did, right? Where's that lighter, bro? Thank you, sir. You lay the groundwork. And the groundwork is sell them all the shit they need. Sell them all the shit they need. And some of this shit you sell them?
put a little backdoor in there and they've been doing that that's a fact that's why while way was banned from the united states
they banned Huawei phones. They were the most sophisticated phones. They were coming out of the channels. They were so good. They was great. I've told this before, forgive me if you heard it before, but I tried to buy a Porsche design Huawei phone. It was an amazing phone. It was so much more advanced than iPhones. It had a bigger battery, it had a 100 megapixel camera, and then right before it was coming out, they put the ban.
And then there's all these national security concerns and Huawei is like spying on Americans and something about the routers and their systems. They figured out there's like backdoor possibilities that were engineered into these things. So they've sold us cell phone towers and computer chips and all this stuff and all the components that you need to run your AI.
So wouldn't it make sense that if they're a part of it, they're integrated into it physically? And we know they've put back doors on things. When you put back doors on the stuff that you're putting into jets, who's making that stuff? Who's making all those electronics that are inside the jets? I think we make those. Do you think we make the chips?
Do you think we make the chips? What do we make? Do we make the hard drives? Are you sure? I don't know. I don't know. Do we make the processors? It just seems like it would be the smart thing to do. It would be a very smart thing to do. But do we make the processors? Or have there been installed some sort of electronical backdoor into almost everything that we have?
Almost everything we have, right? Anything could be taken over. I think that it probably is the case, but it's definitely our government doing it. You know the Michael Hastings story, right? No. You don't know that story? Oh. This was the guy who was a journalist who was writing for Rolling Stone, and he goes over to Afghanistan. Was it Afghanistan? Goes over to Afghanistan and gets stuck there because of the volcano. So the volcano in Iceland, I think,
So this volcano blows up and the sky is covered with dirt. You can't see for like weeks. So you can't fly. So he can't leave there. So he gets stuck with his troop. He's embedded with these troops. And they get loose. They get loose. They start saying things. They start talking shit about Obama. The general talk shit about Obama. And then this guy puts all this in the story.
And he puts all this in this, and they thought he was like one of their homies. We're just hanging out. We're just boys. He's not going to write about that. I mean, Bob, I got wrote about all that shit. You get these 20-year-old kids. They're deployed at war. And of course, they're going to talk shit. They're kids. You get the generals hanging out with these guys. They're going to talk shit. They're a bunch of men out there doing war.
So he has to step down and he the general is one of the most beloved generals in the military and then this guy is terrified for his life. And his open reporter. The reporter is terrified for his life because he's been threatened to do. So then he dies on was it Laurel Canyon? La Brea. La Brea. He dies on La Brea going Melrose and Highland. Oh Melrose and Highland. I'm watching the video right now with it.
Well, either way, either way, point is he's in LA. He's going like 120 miles an hour and he goes straight into a tree and the car explodes. The car explodes and hit watch how fast he goes. Look at this. He just hits the gas and boom, runs into a tree and explodes. I'd said, you know, if anything happens, I didn't kill myself.
And then the question was, back then, so was this 2005? 2013. 2013. So back then, the question was, do they have the technology to take over vehicles? And if you ask people that are honest, the answer is yes.
Yeah, they do. There's a way to do it. It's not impossible. It's not like, you know, breathing underwater. It's it's it can be done. Whether you have to get access to the actual car itself and put something in there. I don't know. But that's why it can be done. That's why people like it's going to be a couple generations before people will.
be down with it being fully all time in this cars. Like, you know, we see all these driverless cars around this motherfucker. But it's like, I ain't getting one of them motherfuckers. Yeah, get the fuck out of there. No way. But, but, because if they wanted to kill you, I mean, we saw that in the old, the new total recall they did that, where it's like, all the cars drive themselves. But when they want to find you, they fucking stop your car, pull you over, you know, fuck that. Everybody's terrified about that, you know, and, um,
This car is right now that they could shut off if there's a police chase. That's what OnStar does, right? So like if you're in one of those Corvettes, I bet that Corvette is OnStar. Does that Corvette have OnStar? So the way they sell you OnStar is they say, well, Brian, if someone steals your car, we can just shut it off.
They're like, oh, that would be good. I don't want anybody stealing my beautiful car. But the other side of that is we could also just shut it off for other reasons. Right. We could shut it off because we don't like you. And we just decided to shut your car off. But don't worry, it says right here that doesn't need you. You could have the wrong political opinion depending on who's in power. You know, you want to give these people power because you don't want the other side to win. But then the problem is now you've established that the government, which is not always you, is going to have power. And they're going to just be able to shut your fucking car off.
stolen C7 Corvette, disabled remotely by police using OnStar. Yeah, just shut him up. See? That's a happy moment. Look at that. The sad moment is you got a trunkload of meth and you're making a run for it. They just shut your car off. Right. But imagine being a drug runner and getting all the features.
Well, the drug runners always get caught going too fast. It's the dumbest fucking thing you'll ever hear. They always get busted going like 16 miles an hour over the speed limit. What does it say, Jamie? Mandatory. Mandatory. Comes with mandatory on-star subscription. There's no way around it. One of my favorite online lawyers, he always goes, things Bruce Rivers. But he always saying, never commit a misdemeanor while you commit a felony.
You know it's like you if you move in cocaine don't break the speed of it put on your seat belt Yeah, it's just the dumbest but you get these kids that are willing to do these drug runs and they're cocky And they're probably using right so they're probably taking a little amphetamines while they're driving to stay sharp Brian can't get sleepy behind the wheel and They're probably not the most reliable people anyway. They're literal drug runners Like what they're doing you get them locked up for the rest of their fucking life and they're probably gonna make $2,000 for doing this
Yeah, and that's some cool stories. Yeah, I mean, who's gonna make the money? They're probably doing it for somebody else, right? They're probably moving it for somebody, and they have to sell it, and then they get a piece, and then they keep doing it, and they just have to hope they don't get arrested. And then they do it a few times, you get a little cocky. I mean, someone's bringing all this shit in. Like, how's it getting in? If you're a cop, and you're just out there looking around at all of you, how many of these moving trucks have fentanyl in them? I think the CIA bring in most of it.
a bit a bit of it, for sure. Because who stops selling drugs when they get away with it? Nobody. Right. Why would they stop doing that? Right. Now they just know how to not get caught. Well, maybe they probably work with people. Because please believe, if we really, really wanted to stop drugs, it would be extreme, but we could, but we don't like it. It would be too hard. You'd have to take away too much freedom from people. They wouldn't stand for it and they'd vote you at all. That's not what they're stopping from coming in the country.
Yes, you could stop it from coming to the country, but you're not going to stop at demand. The real problem is just like the prohibition of alcohol, and I'm not comparing meth with alcohol, because I think most people, most people that I know responsibly use alcohol, they take a few drinks. I mean, I know a bunch of people who have abused it. I know a bunch of people had to stop drinking, but most guys that we're friends with, you have a drink, you guys want to do a shot? Let's do a shot. Yeah, and then you go do your show and no one's getting drunk every night.
You know what I mean? Not really seeing about you, bro. But if you're out there doing meth, there's a chance you're not engaging in, like, responsible meth use. It's a good chance. If you're using meth, you're going hard. It's just micro dosing. You're just going, nah, no one ain't marketing. They're going hard. I think meth gets you to go hard. You're listening to fucking slayer in your car and you're fired up and you're making bad decisions.
Yeah, I mean, you definitely just not thinking, you're just doing. But what is Adderall? Adderall is super close to meth, super close. It's an inventamine for sure. Yeah, it's not the same, but it's... And yeah, you get... It's in the hunt. People do wild shit on that shit too. Especially if you take a lot of it. If you take a lot of it, it might as well be meth. And people abuse the shit out of everything. You tell them to take one, they're gonna take five or six. I think the biggest problem is like most people's lives suck so bad that like drugs is there only.
thing. That's true too. That's true too. Cause that's, that's happy. That's instant happiness. It's like, it's true. Even we, cause you know, so funny is, I think a lot of people assume that, that most of the like homeless people on the street are homeless because they had a drug, they had a drug problem, but it's usually the other way around. They usually are fine when they hit the street and they, they start using drugs. Cause like, what else the fuck are you going to do? Where, where does she going to get happiness from? You're not, you're not warm. You're not safe.
Well, there's probably a bunch of different scenarios there, but a lot of it has to do with drug use. And a lot of it has to do with self-medicating. A lot of those people are just severely mentally ill and really should be in some sort of an institution. People are never going to stop getting high. No, they're not going to. I'm smoking a cigar right now. And I don't know what the solution is. Oh, just legalize everything. I would have said that five years ago.
And maybe that is an ultimate solution, but the way it's implemented, because I think they tried that in Seattle or Portland or something. Yeah, they had to stop it. Yeah. And so it's like, but they also just went from what we do now to like just everything's legal. Yeah, yeah, but they also it's Portland. They're ridiculous. Those people are ridiculous. That was Seattle, right? No. Was it Portland or Seattle? Which one was it that it was Oregon that
legalized everything right i think you i think it was yeah i was org so it's portland parlance ridiculous they're ridiculous so if you just say you can just do drugs wherever you want to do whatever you want everything's legal now everyone's just going to be brazen about it you've got a culture that was that it was demonized for so long and you have uh... a culture of mental illness where people are looking for something to get them out of this right that they're in and the only thing that makes them feel good is fentanyl or oxycodone or whatever the fuck they're taken
What if that shit that makes you lean over? What's that stuff? It's a lot of shit to do that. The stuff that we're doing, yoga, street, trank? Whatever the fuck they're doing. These people, they're trying to escape, right?
And the idea that you just leave them, they're obviously severely mentally ill. If we spend money on people with illness, why don't we spend money on people with mental illness? It seems like if you want to support Medicaid, shouldn't you support mass medical assistance to most of these people? Because a lot of them are probably severely mentally ill and unmedicated.
and maybe they can be helped. Maybe someone can take them into an institution. Give them my calling you a socialist right now in the comments. I am in a lot of ways. I am with some things like the fire department. I think the fire department is a very socialist idea. We're all going to put our money into this one group of people that's going to act in the best interest of the entire community and put out fires everywhere regardless of who's got money or doesn't.
Like, if you're a poor person and you live on this block and your house catches on fire, they don't say, we're not going to put that fire out. We're only going to put the big guys fire out. No, the fucking house gets on fire. Everybody agrees that that fire needs to get put out. So the fire people move. That's you spend your tax dollars on that. So that's not for the health care. That's it's it's true. That's a good way to look at it. It's like imagine the fire permit could deny you when your house was burning.
See, the problem is they're already making so much money doing it the way they're doing it now, and they've got a really good system. If I was a business person involved in that system, not just a human being with ethics and morals, I would say this is the way to do it, because this is the way we're going to make the most money. Yeah. But people are tired of it. That's why people were cheering when that guy got shot, which is kind of fucked up. Here's the truth of the matter. Some shit just can't be for profit. If we want it to be for the best, some stuff can't be for profit.
The thing about that guy shooting that person that's the most disturbing wasn't just that a lot of people cheered for it, but the most disturbing was that people weren't mad. They weren't outraged. They didn't treat it like a regular assassination. It was like an assassination where he deserved it.
Right? It didn't seem like a bad, even though people are like, that was horrible. It didn't seem like as bad a thing is like if someone shot John Lennon. Yeah. You know what I mean? Or not even a famous person. If someone just randomly shot some, you know, executive as it was walking out. You know how I reacted the same way when they got Osama Bin Laden.
I was like, it's the same to me. Really? Yeah, because we'll think about that. You feel like that insurance guy was Osama bin Laden? No, but I mean, they both are indirectly responsible for the death of how many Americans?
except he was doing it for profit. Osama was doing it for the love of the game or whatever. I do think it's a corporate capture issue. I think the culture of the corporation is to make as much money as possible and deny more people than the other insurance companies do. They had a higher rate of denying. You can't let people's grandmas die and let them stay in pain and shouldn't expect them to have empathy for you.
Did you ever see that one video? I think we played on the podcast where this woman talked about how she made a decision to deny someone care that they definitely needed and she was thanked by the company and then the guy wound up dying and she knows that she could have given him the life-saving care. She could have approved it.
and she was rewarded for not approving it like they were like you did the right thing so that's like the culture is not about it's see what we're talking about earlier it's not really about health care health care is the arena in which they're playing their game but the real game is the people behind the scenes that are trying to make money especially if you're doing something that is not
You don't have a lot of meaning. It doesn't give you a lot of meaning to deny people health care. It doesn't give you a lot of meaning. Like you don't feel like you have a meaningful life. So those people guarantee you they get addicted to material stuff. They get addicted to getting a nice Rolex. I want to get the newest Rolex. I want to get a fucking Ferrari. And you also got it.
Like, it got to switch up your whole ethic. Yep. Yep. And you got to somehow or another placate yourself, whether it's with drugs or with buying a new purse, something, you need new stuff. You're not going to live in a fucking log hut in the woods if you're living like that. You're not going to be interested in starting your own fire and reading books by candlelight. Shut the fuck up. You're doing cocaine and you're trying to buy a house. You're surrounded by people that like
Yeah, they're they're impressed by the shit you're the one to and they probably all Medicaid everybody's on probably something that's like it allows them to like Not freak out all the time some sort of anti-exciting medication because of what they're doing and then they're not they don't feel fulfilled in life
You know? You don't feel like that's a good relationship between you and the way you make money and the way you interact with people. No, I don't think they feel guilty. I mean, some people might feel guilty afterwards. I don't think they feel bad. I think they're medicated. I bet. Yeah, I bet if you're in... I bet you have anxiety when you're doing stuff like that. You probably need an SSRI. Probably kneels something.
But it's like the easiest person allowed to is yourself. So it's like, you probably feel like shit, you get that first paycheck and you start twisting shit so you can justify it. Like, well, somebody would do this. And you also realize, hey, the rest of the public, they don't know. They don't know. That's just the insurance business. That's the business. This is standard. Standards are the word they use a lot when they try to fuck.
They people looked at it very differently than someone just shooting some other person. They almost looked at it like he deserved it. And it wasn't bipartisan. That's what I mean. That was the wildest thing about the whole thing. It was like, you couldn't tell by any other information from anybody how they felt about it. I just felt nothing, honestly. It was weird, too, because it gave a lot of liberal grifters the opportunity to celebrate someone getting shot and murdered violently.
which is like should be the the complete opposite of the way they view violent crime they should think of violence as being the last resort violence is abhorrent violence is not a part of a civilized society we want kindness and compassion and want people to
be able to live their life. You don't want violent murders on the street if you are a progressive, but a lot of progressives were cheering when this guy got murdered. It shows how many grifters and hypocrites there are. For me, it just depends on who got murdered. I'm not rooting for a murderer, but certain people die.
Well, I don't even know what this guy's relationship to that guy was. I don't know why he wanted to kill him specifically. And then it says specifically, I mean, it's a lot of speculation about was it a family member or like he'd had a back surgery to screw him up and.
But like I said, I only get the news that like rises, that's like forced in my face because I don't watch any of the channels. To me, it's different than like let's say some Iraq war veteran assassinated Dick Cheney. Like that to me makes more sense.
That one makes more sense. But here's a guy who knows that this guy engineered this thing where they lied about weapons of mass destruction, led us into a war that ultimately wind up killing who knows how many people. But I think people, I think the chain would have got a better reaction than this guy.
You think people would have been sad that Dick Cheney got shot? Well, they would have thought it's very dangerous. Whenever a vice president gets shot, everybody feels vulnerable. I think that's something that you can partisanize. I think it's something you can make partisan. But like I said, that's what's special. That's what's special about this is. Everybody got fucked up. Everybody got fucked up. There's people that love Dick Cheney or there's people that still hold those politics from back then.
I don't know. There's anybody love Dick Cheney. That's why it was really crazy when Dick Cheney endorsed Combla. And they were all like, yeah, like, what are you doing? What? That guy? What? You forgot? Yeah, but I just mean, I don't think people, I don't think he is as hated as, I mean, the truth is, nobody, I didn't even, nobody knew that CEO's name before this, but the whole business is hated. So it's like, he became the face for that. And it's, it's definitely a political, it's like,
I don't know a single person that hasn't had an issue with health insurance.
Yeah. Well, again, it's a business. It's a business designed to make money. And all of them want to meet. I mean, they have an obligation. They need to make more money next quarter. What can we do? What can we do? They start denying people. And if you're using AI, like specifically to deny people, like, let's make this more efficient. Is that what's happening to you? I don't know if that's true, but I've read it. I've read it that some insurance companies are using AI to deny more claims than ever. See if that's true.
I wouldn't be shocked. Would you be shocked? If you're a company and you're trying to make the most money and you find out that there's software that'll allow you to make more money and all you care about is making money, you're not really caring about healthcare. You don't want people to feel it. If you did, you'd say, we should all make less money and give out more money to these people. We could, you know, accept more claims and we would have a much healthier world and we would feel better karmically, right? Wouldn't that be nice if they thought like that?
You'd have to own the company. You'd have to be like a guru, like a really calm, peaceful guru, and you would own the company and just have like an ethical insurance company and not give anybody stake in it. Don't let anybody like try to juice the system because they want to make more money. Oh, like, like, not, like, not a public company. Exactly. Stay private. Stay private. Don't you think the type of person that would make an insurance company, like, I think you would have to be a certain type of type. Yeah, you have to be a site. I should profit from suffering somehow.
Yeah, I should. Well, you're gambling, right? You're gambling that something doesn't happen to you that's more expensive than all the payments you give me every month for 10 years. Because I think if you start hitting in that direction of like ethical health, yeah, eventually you want to wrap it though. There shouldn't be health insurance. It should just cost what it costs. Well, it should probably be the same way we treat the fire department.
But if we're going to do that, people say, what about all these people that are obese? What about all these people that are eating bad food? Yeah. We've got to educate our society. We have to think of ourselves as a community, as a collective community, educate ourselves, and health care should be something that's paid for by the government.
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Yeah, for most people, especially people that work all day and you're dealing with this shit, you're fucked. I think this is in California.
Landmark law prohibits health insurance companies from using AI to deny health care coverage. All right. That's great. Especially like using it specifically to deny. So that's California. That's great law. The whole country should adopt that. Using AI to deny. Yeah. I really think that the problem is that there's been a long history of profit for health care and that they go into it to profit and
The real problem with that is, but you also want the best surgeons, right? You want the best doctors and they have to be motivated and most of them are motivated both by excelling in their practice and also by material possessions that reward them.
Like doctors always have like a Porsche. Doctors have a Mercedes. Doctors have a nice house. Like you should be a doctor, Brian. You should be a doctor. Nice doctor. Doctors make a lot of money. But they also have a fuckload of bills and they have a fuckload of insurance. Okay. So they have the problem with them is like liability insurance. Like liability insurance for malpractice insurance for doctors is crazy expensive.
But don't doctors still make good money in countries? They do, but they're constantly moving people in and out of their office because they got a fucking heavy nut to cover every month. Yes, UnitedHealth is facing multiple class action lawsuits over its use of algorithms. Its investment practices and its treatment of patients, algorithm use claim processing. UnitedHealth is facing a class action lawsuit over the algorithm it uses to process claims.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, monsters, monsters. But this is also because we've set up a system of profit. Now imagine if that system of profit existed for the fire department. Imagine if you had to pay fire department fees every month. And if you didn't, and your house burned, they go, Hey, Brian, we just checked and you don't have fire coverage. And so now you're fucked. That sounds crazy. That's crazy, right?
Yeah, I mean, I haven't seen it happen. So we agree that the fire department should be kind of a socialist organization. Yeah. OK, why not health care? Yeah, that's how I feel. But then the problem is, you know, Dr. Fucking Grossman, he wants wants a Ferrari. The baddest motherfucker for fixing knees. He fixes everybody's knees on the Lakers. He wants some money. Give him a Ferrari. He's the best.
yeah but the problem with that is like how do you pay how do you like how much does everybody get paid does the government just pay everybody the same way they're getting paid now or does it become like a government job like you know like you're a a state appointed defense attorney becomes like the end of the man like not as motivated as some like super high-powered defense attorney that you know handles huge cases knows the law inside and you know saying
It's like, who's going to fix you now? Because my friends in Canada, they say, yeah, health care is free. But one of my friends, she had to wait. My friend Jen, she had to wait a year plus. They got an ACL surgery.
And it's all fucked up still. So like for this ACL surgery, she's waiting like a whole year to get her knee fixed. I'm pretty sure, I hope I'm not speaking at school. I'm pretty sure it was close to a year. And so she's got a bad knee for a year. Whereas like in America, you're supposed to be able to go to the doctor, the doctor says your healthcare is, yep, you definitely tore your ACL, Brian. Okay, well, good news is you're covered. You know, you have a deductible, but this is your deductible. Okay, we can schedule you for February 16th.
This is what we need you to do. No aspirin, no this, no that. You know, don't eat within eight hours you get here because you're going to go under. They tell you they prep you for surgery. Or they tell you all in that and then they go, oh, actually, you not covered. Because you didn't tell us about this thing from, yeah, the ego. OK, well, I still need the surgery and I don't have, you know, $50,000. Right.
It's like, that's the shitty part. Yeah, cause there's some people that like, they are healthy and they take care of themselves and they pay their insurance. And then, you know, they get a tumor or something, you know, unforeseen. Yes. And they're completely fucked. They're completely fucked. And it's like, that shouldn't be possible. Well, how about this fire insurance deal in California? What happened? Like a giant percentage of those people that lost their homes in that fire, they didn't have insurance. These insurance companies pulled out a fire coverage.
Oh, bro, did you also know there's fucking this fires the same things happen in South America and Africa? Well, yeah, just whole places burning the fuck down just I'm shocked at it. I'm not hearing more about that because you know, I only here's the thing about the fires. There's satellite video of those fires all three of them starting at the same time.
Have you ever seen it? No. No. It's super suspicious. Super, super suspicious. There's a satellite footage of all the three fires starting at the same time. Simultaneously. Yeah.
You wanna see it? You need to see it, because it's so creepy. I think it was arson. I think somebody did it. Whether it was a schizophrenic person, a fire bug. There's a lot of those people that are fire bugs, man. There's people that are like actual arsonists. And when you get into the conditions that happened in the Santa Ana winds when California's dry, like you remember when it was, you were there in 2018 with that big crazy fire, right? Did you see any of that on the 405? Yeah. It was insane.
Yeah, and I remember there being a big one probably like 2007 to 2008. The thing is like it doesn't have to be some crazy conspiracy. Like people think it's a conspiracy, a land grab, this whole thing, maybe, maybe, but also people start fires. It's a known crime. In fact, one of the people that they arrested, he had a fake fire truck.
So this dude was a known arsonist, I believe from Oregon. He bought a fire truck with a fireman's outfit and was going into these areas. That's actually hilarious. And he's an arsonist. Like a known, so he's probably starting fires. Yeah, arsonists with a fire truck. How crazy is that? But some people are just out of their fucking minds, man. Including a lot of firemen. Like that's a problem with firemen. There's been firemen who have started fires.
But it's wild that you, I feel like if you go to prison for arson, like you purposely burnish it, if they let you up, they should at least track you like they track pitos. Well, you've killed a lot of people. Like if someone, a human being was caught that definitely lit these three fires that appear simultaneously, if a human being did that, they're responsible for, I don't know how many deaths. How many people died? I think it's 25 or something like that. Yeah. 25 burned alive.
How much damage how many people are the damage sure like you're in jail for the rest of your life for everything for the damage you're in jail for the rest of your life you you owe three hundred and fifty billion dollars and Counting it's three hundred fifty billion dollars of damage And then all to dean is gone and all they still have in the Grammys or whatever. I don't know they probably are well. We did the UFC there We did the UFC like in the middle of the fires
I didn't think we were going to do it. I was like, are we going to do it here? And Dana was like, we're going to do it. The Clippers are going to play there on, forget what day, but earlier in the week, and if the Clippers play, we're going to do it. Otherwise, they were going to do Vegas. They were just going to move everybody to Vegas. If it got worse, because they keep starting. New ones start. There's one. No, there's one that's up in Santa Clarita.
Somebody started one up there or something started one up there. The 2018 they know was an accident because they know there was a part, a part that cost one dollar. That one part failed and it started a fire. A one dollar part.
Yeah, I think we're going to see more and more of this. Well, they have to fix it. They have to fix it. You have to clean up the brush. You have to do what they did with the water where they opened up the water from the north to come flow freely down to the south and not diverted into the Pacific Ocean that fill up the reservoir that you had. That was 11 million gallons. That was empty. You fucking psycho. It's like, what are you doing?
You clearly haven't taken the right steps if that can happen. It can be at least mitigated. You're always going to have those crazy wins. You're always going to have arsonists. You're always going to have things that fuck up or something starts a fire accidentally. But don't they do unless you're living like control burns and all that stuff. Fact check old satellite footage falsely linked to 2025 LA wildfires.
Yes, it's saying. So what is that video of three fires starting simultaneously? Because people were saying it was the California fires. Is this the video? I don't know. It looks like just a picture, but this is from 2024's fires. These are fires are in a different spot than the ones that just happened.
So I don't know if that's the one. It's hard to say. This is the caption from them. So it's miscapped. So it's not true. What about the one where it shows a person starting the fire? Because there is one video where they think that they have an image, an actual image of a guy starting the fire. I think it was a person near it. Whoops, just happened to be near it. What a blowtorch. How about that guy? They caught that one guy. And he's like, I was just like my joint. He had a blowtorch in his hand. And they made it like a citizen's arrest.
Uh, yeah, but he might have been telling the truth. Nope. Dude had been arrested like eight times. He had, uh, he had vandalism, all kinds of shit on his resume, violent crimes. I believe that don't mean he was lying. Well, he had, he was running around in a fire with a blowtorch. Hey bro, put that down. How you going like? How you going like a shit? A lighter. Yeah. He said he couldn't afford a lighter.
A lighter is a quarter. Yeah, that's wild. I mean, that's why they're just to like carry on. How much is a lighter? How much is like one of them little bick lighters? A dollar? Is that a dollar? Yeah, like a dollar. Maybe it's probably $1.20. See, if it's made in America, it's going to cost more. Alright. That's why China's going to chop off our fucking supply of bicks.
Who makes bicks? Am I guessing? See, in my head, I was thinking, like, you in the house, you can't find a lighter. So you're like, I got a torch. I'm going to just use that. I'm going to run around on the street. But you're saying he was like walking around outside. He found him out where the fires were with a blowtorch. And he said it was empty. He said, good, it's empty. It's like, even if you tell him the truth, like your stupid ass deserve just the inconvenience. Yeah, it was a criminal. What was I just going to ask you to Google?
I'm trying to find a picture of the satellite of a person near the fire and started.
Uh, Huberman, uh, film people starting fires. Andrew Huberman, he was driving down the street and he caught these guys starting a fire and filmed it, put it on his phone. It's like people are starting fires here. Cause you got all these homeless people and crazy people and people that want to burn it all down, man. And while the fire is going on, they feel like, fuck it, man. Let's fucking, let's help this fucking fire. Fuck these rich people. I mean, it's the power say. It's like the richest people in all of LA. You think that's their motivations?
Yeah, I think a lot of that for the arsonists. I think it's a lot of it is like fuck society, my life sucks. I think a lot of people just, there's crazy people like the guy from Oregon that are like almost like amateur fire fighters, like amateur arsonists. It's like they're, that's their side project. Do you see Shapiro talk about him as an SNL model? I didn't. Man, it's the best one ever. Yeah. Easy. I know, I need to sit down and watch it. Everybody tells me it's awesome. It's, yeah. It's the best model I've ever seen. Oh, on SNL.
We talked about Palestine and compares Palestine to the he pretty much went he went through all the major things is going on. The Palestine thing is not so I watched a video yesterday of Gaza and I don't know if you've seen like fly over drone footage of what it looks like now. Nope.
You want to see it? Yeah, let's see it. Or do you want to like live? No, I want to see it. I want to see it because I never see shit like this. It's crazy. You shouldn't go looking for it. Good. I won't send it to you anymore. No, I don't mind people sending me the news, but I just don't actively go seek it out. This is so depressing. Because I'm like, if it's, if it's, if it's something I need to know, somebody will tell me about it.
There's a lot of before and after videos where they show someone driving down a road before and they show what it all looks like now. It's like the city doesn't exist anymore because it's so it's like if way bigger than downtown Austin wiped off the map. Look at this.
This is crazy. So this is flying drone footage over Gaza City and it's just everything's destroyed. Everything's destroyed. It's like a nuke went off. Look at this. From the sky, when you look at it, as far as the eye can see, just destruction. Everything's got a missile hole in it. Everything's collapsed. Everything's fucked up. Every now and then, like one house or one building in between is untouched.
but most of it is fucking destroyed. If I was the guy who lived next door to that house that's perfect, I'd be like, who did you pay, motherfucker, right? He doesn't even get blown up once. This is crazy, crazy. And this is right now, right now, and somehow we're being fed that this is the only way to do this.
And then somehow I know this is acceptable to get rid of Hamas just to completely annihilate everybody. I mean, the number of people that are dead now is off the charts. They don't even know how many. This looks insane. Insane. Insane. It's insane. And it's happening right now. This is how it used to look? Uh-huh. It used to look like. Look at that. Shops and cars. And now it's just
just destroyed. Everything destroyed. They bombed the fuck out of everything. Well this is like this is never coming back. Like this is like they essentially like moved everybody out of there. Like who's gonna stay there now? What is all that is what is
What is that? What is all the tents, tents where people have to stay in tents. And by the way, they might bomb those tents too. The whole thing is very scary, dude, because it's, it's just at a level of destruction that's impossible to say that you support it. It's like this is insane. These are human lives. Like how many, how many people are dying here? Is this the only way to do this? Is this the only way to do this? This seems, this seems crazy. Yeah. And how did you guys get to this point?
See, man, see, this is why I avoid the news. It's because all the stupidest people I know are happy as shit. So I'm like, I just need to know less. And I can enjoy it. I think there's something to that. But I think we need to pay attention nowadays.
I think things are getting real weird, real weird. Because you know what it is? It's the death of truth. It's hard to know what's true. You hear something, it sounds true, and then you hear something else. That's not true. And then both can point to the links and studies and you're like, it's just stressful trying to figure out what's correct and what isn't. Yeah, that's on purpose. I know. That's on purpose. They're doing a real good job of confusing people.
That's when I, when I, you know, and everybody thinks they're right. Everybody thinks they're right. Yeah. And there's also a lot of stuff that's going on behind the scenes. Like a lot of the way stories are amplified is to serve as a distraction from other things that are taking place at the same time. Like they love to do stuff like that where they'll push out a story like some inflammatory story. The really, the design of that story is to get you distracted from other things that are going on simultaneously.
That's what I think a lot of this, when I think about the UFO stuff, I'm always like, man, this, if I wanted something to distract the shit out of people, this is a really good one. Not saying that that's what they're doing, but it makes me- No, you were about to tell me at the beginning. They fucking, they had a, they found an asteroid.
Oh, I did see it. And it had like most of the ingredients for life. Yes. Like all the amino acids, not all of them, but like all the three. And then all of, uh, I forget what the big ass word is later used. But it, I think this was a theory before, but it's becoming more and more likely that life was seeded by asteroid and asteroid or something. Yeah. That's a theory called panspermia panspermia.
Yeah. And it also accounts for some things that don't fit in like like psilocybin mushrooms. Like they there's something very alien about them that one of the things about spores that spores can survive like almost anything. They could survive in a vacuum. They could survive through space like spores are like insanely durable.
And if you have the potential for all of these amino acids and different minerals, and there was absolutely salt on that, right? Wasn't there salt on that rock as well? I think there was a bunch of different elements of life on that asteroid. And why not spores?
some mushroom that grows on another planet where these human beings interact with nature through it, then it just lands here on Earth. Did you find it? Osiris Rex mission. So they found amino acids, nucleotide bases, minerals from saltwater and more.
So that means it has all the building blocks of life and it comes from salt water and a chunk of it comes flying off in that nutty. Like that's how a lot of things they think that's like maybe how the water got here. That's one of the theories. Yeah that like comments. That comments hit us and that's where we got the water. Is that a real theory still?
Because they change those, you know, like they look at them and they go, well, maybe like now they they're wondering whether dark energy is real. They think maybe time moves differently in between galaxies.
Like they've got some like new theory. Yeah. I've heard, I've heard, I've heard, I think I heard, I should talk about that recently. All of this. Like, what are you even saying? Or like, or like, or that gravity is different in different places. Like that. They think there's like that gravity and space time moves differently in the voids in between galaxies and planets.
Who's saying that who's saying that like what are you saying? That's what it counts for the I just think of no less because it's breaking my brain That's why they're apart from each other. It's not that dark energy is pushing them away from each other
I don't know. This is the theory of dark matter and dark energy. It's like 90 something percent of the universe is this theory. So what does that mean? So if it's not that, then is 90 percent of the universe what? It's like just space time moving in a different way? What happened? Yeah. I mean science has been kind of killing it.
Well, they've got some new tools now, like that James Webb telescope. That thing's crazy. When I first told you about it, it hadn't launched yet. And I was like, that's going to change everything. Well, I remember Duncan told me something about it a long time ago. He said they found something that they think is at least 22 billion years old.
They found some star cluster or something that they think is 22 billion years old. So it throws the whole big bang thing. I think he's talking about the Methusela star. No, that's interesting too, because the Methusela star is actually older somehow than the entire universe, which doesn't make any sense. It's like 14 plus billion years old. So it's like a little bit older than what they think was the big bang. But then didn't somebody recently or not recently, but didn't someone say that like it's still within the margin of error? Yeah.
It's still within the marshal. The Methusela star is. But not this new discovery. So the new discovery for the James Wedd telescope is they found galaxies that formed too quickly. And they formed so long ago, like so far away because they could see bigger now. That it's changing. Like there's two things possible. Maybe we were wrong about how quickly galaxies form. Maybe they form way quicker or maybe
the universe is way older than we think it is. So maybe the reason why these things exist and then you could find them and then although those things that like blink in and that they exist at one point in time and don't exist anymore, they don't know what the fuck those are, these red lights, these red spots that they found in the universe, but they think that
People are very reluctant to commit, right? Because they don't really know. But the potential is that the universe is not 14 or 13 point, whatever, billion years old, but maybe as old as 24 billion years old. Or maybe... The next time you come over here, I want to be the head of the next time you have one of these large crowds. You want to be in here with them? You want to be in here with them? Yeah, because I love, I'm fascinated by this kind of shit. The problem with two people talking is like, I got to like lock in on these dudes. I just want to listen.
Yeah, but I'd want you to chime in, too. With some of these people, you have to have one-on-one, because even if I do two guests, everybody always has something cool to say. And then someone else is talking, and you want to... It's hard. It's hard to work it. When you got someone who's talking about something very esoteric, very difficult to grasp,
You know, they're talking about like quantum physics. They're trying to explain to you the dynamics of these subatomic particles. Like, what? You need like one person just locked on. Every time I hear quantum physicists talk, I never understand everything they say. Bro, I barely understand a fraction of what they're talking about. Even when they're talking about other shit. Yeah. Yeah. Like they're operating on a different level. Like everyone else can try and give you a fucking recipe.
Oh, yeah. Jesus Christ, man. One thing's crazy smart in a spooky way. I know, but he's like, he forgets how much smarter than right? He'll talk to you in a way that like, I don't even know what you're saying. We're like, I don't have that degree, bro. Yeah. Well, he has a theory of everything. I do not understand it at all. I don't know how many people could follow it. I don't understand it, but that kind of person that would sit around and try to create a theory of everything.
He's of the belief that potentially we're looking at U.S. made stuff that's like super advanced and that they've put a lid on it somehow. But what would lead a purpose in that? Because I think if you develop something in secrecy, like they do all the time with like the stealth bomber, all these different things, even the Manhattan Project, you develop things in secrecy,
And then there comes a time where you test them, you use them, you have them, but then are you going to admit you have them? Because then the enemy is going to infiltrate. They're going to find out you have them. There's espionage. They're going to steal your information. They've been doing that forever. We talked about these back doors that China has and all our electronics or potentially could have, right? How many things are vulnerable because of AI now? How many things are vulnerable because everything's attached to the internet? How many things can be hacked?
Who fucking knows? But the reality is, we're in like a very uniquely vulnerable position in terms of if someone did have that kind of technology that could take over AI systems, that could kill the power grid, that could fly things through the sky autonomously, that move at speeds that are impossible to imagine with conventional aircraft. And can really, like you said, park it over
The White House. Maybe part of what he's saying is true. Maybe he really did write that. Maybe someone wrote that and it's like some truths and some wacky shit to try to throw you off of the truth, which is also a strategy that gets used. When you have something that's like a real conspiracy, you know what you do? You attach it to a bunch of other shit like witchcraft, voodoo, fucking ghosts. Attached to stupid shit. It may sound crazy.
Make it sound crazy. Yeah, these people came from, Bigfoot is an interdimensional traveler who communicates with people telepathically, you know, add some stuff to it that just makes it stupid, but inside of it have like the truth. They definitely do that. They do that to make people's story seem stupid when they go and tell them to the press. Yeah, I mean, that's what I would do if I was, if it was in my interest to keep it some kind of weird thing secret. Like tell people, you're supposed to sound crazy.
Well, if you were, like, abducted by a UFO, you're going to sound crazy. What are you going to do? Like, you walk in the green room and you see and you see me changing heads. That's what I'm like, oh. Are you going to rub out this whole guy? Yeah, it's like no one will leave you.
Yeah, the the new alien Romulus. Yes. Have you seen the new one? Oh, yeah, it was great. Actually, I saw it. That was the first time I actually enjoyed one of those. I don't know, they call them 4D or D box with like, they got the smoke and the.
All that shit. Oh, you went to one of those places? I saw that movie. Yeah. Oh, that's a good move. Yeah, the thing is, it's not a consistent experience yet, but that was the best one I've had so far, especially when I when I realized like you could turn the water off because, because like when like the alien spray, some of the shit get on you and shit. Oh, it's like spray from the ceiling. And I was like, you know, I'm having a good time, but I don't want to get wet, but can I turn this fucking water off? But you, but you can't. I just didn't realize it for way too long.
It was the first of these alien movies since the original that captured the spirit of the original one. Like the fear of going through the corridors, not knowing where that thing is, it hunting you, the way it got to those people. That was a good alien movie. I think that was the best alien movie since Alien 1, I think. Alien 2 was like that though. Yeah, but Alien 2, they were too easy to kill. I didn't like how they could just gun them down. But you were, it was the same sort of
I don't know, Prometheus was kind of the same kind of spirit. Prometheus was pretty good. Covenant was better. I like Covenant. Covenant was really good. Michael Fassbender, he's the shit. I didn't like Prometheus until the second time I watched. Oh, yeah? Yeah, because this was what I was expecting. You know, it's like I was right. But once I saw it like on its own merit,
I think Covenant's better. Prometheus is pretty good, but you know they had this story to tell about like seeding DNA and the fucking the operators. Oh no, yeah Covenant was the one where they landed. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that was great. The other one was there was the actual like human-like aliens and their planet and they have like some war and they all die and one guy comes to remember these guys. Remember? That's Prometheus. I forget what they called them. They called them the operators.
No. But there was, they said no Xenomorphs. They didn't have a war. They, um, they were seeding other planets. They're going to do a Prometheus too. It says no Xenomorphs and Prometheus too. Oh, they're going to have a Prometheus too. It's going to be old articles. I'm just, I hope they do another one because you have like a whole universe of alien possibilities now because they skip timelines and shit.
You know like this one they is like right after the Nostromo gets blown up and they find it and they find the do you know you saw it. It's fucking good. Well, you know what was double about aliens one and What was my other the one Prometheus aliens to
oh god what did i call it? Romulus. So what they had in common was like the protagonists didn't know what they were dealing with. Right. So that's when they made it more exciting. Right. Right. Right. Because it was right afterwards. So people hadn't known yet. Yeah. And all the other aliens left it as like.
Yeah, we was like I know exactly how to do it exactly right get away from her you bitch Please believe me. Yeah when she's got the fucking robot suit on I didn't like that either she'd that thing would fuck her up in that robot And then wasn't there one where like they like she gave birth to one. Yeah
Sigourney Weaver was probably the first woman that was the badass in the lead of a science fiction action movie, and it was 1979. Girl, speaking of which, you know, Charlie's their own. It's a movie on Netflix. I have no idea why I wasn't bigger, but it's called like she's a she's a mortal. Can you look at it up? She's a mortal? Yeah, she's she's she leaves this team of immortals. Ooh. And they're like mercenaries or whatever. So it's like a superhero movie? Kind of.
old guard old guard it's good as shit really yeah she really she's real good at playing like a badass you know she played Furiosa yeah well she also played Eileen Wernos that's serial killer bitch yes you don't fuck around yeah so yeah she's a beautiful one and she gained like 50 fucking pounds to play that person
Really? Yeah, she got fat, shaved her eyebrows off, looked disgusting. Like Charlene's throwing is beautiful. It's like stunningly good looking. I've seen her in person. And then you see what she looked like in that movie like, you know, well, the kind of courage that it takes to do that. Oh, you never saw a monster?
Bro, oh hey though, I've seen monster. Monsters are a great fucking movie. Shout out to my friend Patty Jenkins who made it. But that movie was like, no ladies do that. Like Robert De Niro did that. You know, you know, Marky Mark's done that. The Stallone got fat for a movie. They'll do that. But like for her, bro, crazy. And she looks just like that lady. But I didn't see this. I was mixing this up with another movie called, look, I pissed on your grave or something.
Yeah, it's a revenge. It's a revenge we call a piss of your grave. I was telling you before you know what's good. It's Nosferado. Yeah, I'm gonna go watch around. I'm gonna download it for the plane actually. It's I'm saying right now. It's the best vampire movie ever. Ever. The best vampire movie ever. That's a big statement. That's a big statement. I'm saying it. It's the best vampire movie ever. It's the creepiest vampire movie ever. So you say it's better than Blade.
Blade was awesome, but Blade was a superhero movie. It was a vampire movie in that the superhero had to kill the vampires, but it's a Marvel comic guy. I've known Blade since I was a teenager. It was into Marvel comics.
Yeah, Blade was a badass martial artist who was half vampire who was fucking up vampires. He was the day walker. It's a fun superhero movie more than anything. But the movie wasn't really about the vampires. Yeah, right. It was like they were the enemy and he was the good guy. That was the movie. The movie was essentially, you know, revenge. They killed the riddler. Oh shit, you know. So what about like the what's the one that the teenage heart the Robbie one that kind of ruined it?
Oh, Twilight? Yeah, that's bullshit. But do you consider those vampire movies? Yeah, those are vampire movies. All right. They're fun. They're fun. If you're a girl, like, there's a lot of stuff that girls like that I don't like. I don't have to like it for it to be good. Obviously, it made hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars. People love those movies. But you know, I'm not one of those people that's like, it doesn't have to be good for me to like it. Because there's a lot of people that like bad movies. Right. I can't get with it. Yeah, I'm not a fan of watching bad movies, but Nosferatu. Is the trailer for Nosferatu? Yeah.
It's really good, dude. It's really good. For real, if you like a good old fashioned, hard vampire movie, and the dude who plays Count Orlock is the dude who played Pennywise in it, and it's the best vampire ever. They're probably not gonna show you anything in the trailer, what he looked like. But holy shit, dude, there's this one scene where you get to see his whole body naked that rises up out of the coffin, spoiler alert.
It's insane. And not just creepy, but beautifully shot. Oh, I remember saying previews for this. Oh, dude, it's good. It's good. It's good. And they're not going to even show you, even in the trailer, they don't show you the vampire. And when you do get to see the dude, it's incredible. That's not real. That is like some fan-made shit. There's a video where you could see him.
Google Orlock. So much of the shit on the internet is bullshit. I try not to spoil it for Brian. What, what he looks like? It's a big reveal in the movie. I don't know. Really? But it's based on the image, the way he looks, is based on the original Legend of Dracula, which was a guy named Vlad the Impaler. Oh, he was real? Yeah. This is what he looks like in this. No, no. But you got to see it. Like, this is a very toned down version of it.
It's incredible, but like if you like a good scary horror movies. It's the best time I've ever revealed. It's a great reveal It's really good and it they drag it out Like you get to see him kind of in the beginning and then then eventually you get to really see him and you're like Oh my god, and this isn't my take I've heard other people talk about lives, but that's the other thing that made alien great was like Before it's like you don't always show the monster exactly exactly cuz like cuz cuz cuz cuz like
Horror is like seeing a monster in how much it's gonna definitely kill you. Yes, but like terror is like
knowing that it's some shitty here, and I don't know what the fuck it is. You need a little foreplay. Yeah, yeah, it's like, I walk in. You get horrified. Why is Johnson dead? Yes. I was just in here with the fuck. Why the wall built it? You know, that's the shit that makes it good. Exactly. Exactly. And this movie does it perfect. Jaws. Jaws. That's why Jaws was such a hit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. That's right. Jaws is great. It still holds up. Predator still holds up. Predator holds up. That still holds up. The first Predator? If it bleeds, we can kill it.
No, no, my favorite, my favorite line is with, it's with, uh, Jezeb and Dura? No, no, when they walk through the woods and the, and the old boy, he's making noise. He goes, he goes, you fucking this motherfucker. Like he tell them like, you make, if you keep making noise, I'm gonna bleed you. I'm gonna like leave you out here.
I forget what the word is he used, but he was like, are you telling everybody what the fuck we got? By the way, you moving, talking, tripping, sliding. Yeah, there's something about that. The idea that a sporting alien would come down and hunt people that's uniquely scary. So many iconic scenes in there, too. Oh, yeah. The joint with a native dude is like, fuck it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna tell off my shit, I'm gonna cut myself this up. That's a fucking dope one.
The one where they were Arnold and Apollo Creed, where they do this right here. So this was wild. That's a meme now. But just their arms. And a lot of people don't even know that it's from Predator. They just see it as like, that's the meme. I've tried to show that to one of my nephews. He was like, oh, that's the cooperation meme or whatever the fuck they call it.
They started getting silly with aliens versus predator. Remember that? They were doing that for a while. There it is. I'm here for that. Oh, that's an arm wrestling senior predator. Yeah, that's it. They're like, this is how too bad ass to say hello.
Yeah, they have arm wrestling in the air. It's so stupid. It's so dumb. No, this movie was, the dialogue is crazy. That's back when Carl Wethers was jacked. Yeah. Okay, okay, okay. But didn't know when to quit, huh? You didn't know when to quit, huh? What is this fucking type is? Oh, come on, forget about what type. The way they acted back then was like it was a different form of language. It's like it seems so fake. Like if, if that was like a director today, like the same director that didn't know as Farada, he'd be like, cot, cot.
What are we doing? Yeah. Are you guys really meeting each other for the first time or is this like a play? Come on. With us and also convince me. Bro, the rum that Arnold had. Oh, he did a gang of great movies. Like just actions. Like he's the action bro. He did code in the barbarian. You know, what's the best going on though? Well, Jason Momoa.
Jason Momoa did a terrible Conan movie, but he was the best Conan. Because he was the only Conan that looked like Conan really looked. Like Conan was like super muscular, but he wasn't a bodybuilder. He looked like a killer. He looked like a UFC fighter. He looked like a Gary Prohosco would be a good Conan. Like that kind of build. Like a big, strong guy, but not a bodybuilder. And also it's like the film was more stylistically appropriate to like the Conan lore. What do you mean how Conan looked? In the books.
Oh, I didn't know Conan was books. Oh, dude, I'm a super Conan nerd. Super nerd. There was like a comic book before. Yeah, well, it was a book, Robert E. Howard. He wrote books about Conan the Conqueror. And he created this whole like world of Samaria where he's from. And this whole lore of this one usurper who rises and kills everybody. And that's Conan. And he plays dragons and monsters and demons and, you know,
I think it comes back from the dead at one point in time. It's the greatest warrior of all time. But you know what Conan was for me as a kid? It was my first, like, John Wick. Right. Right. Oh, this dude's gonna fuck everything up. That's how the books were. Yeah. The books were incredible. The books were written by a guy who lived with his mom and committed suicide.
So the dude was like, he was getting, he wanted, his life sucked. He was super depressed. And he got thrill out of imagining him being Conan the Barbarian and conquering lands and having sex with all his beautiful women and killing sorcerers. They came up after he died? No, they were, this is like in the 19th
The 30s is when he wrote it. Yeah. It's a long time ago he wrote these books. And then they turned him into comic books in the 1960s. When did they start making Conan comic books?
So then they had the comic books and then they had illustrated books. And then I think that was the first Conan movie was Arnold. I think he was the first Conan movie. And there's been a few attempts since then, but no one has really captured the books like stylistically except for like the Jason Momoa movie.
But the movie just wasn't that good. Someone needs to, you need like a real, like a Robert Eggers, the guy who did this Nosferado movie. That's his name, right? It's Robert Eggers, right? The guy who did the Nosferado movie?
That guy, if like that guy did a Conan movie, it would be sick. But it has to be like a realistic movie. It has to be a movie of this realistic warrior encountering these crazy things. It can't be like cartoonish. It can't be like, I just have to believe this dumb shit. Too much suspension of disbelief. It's got to be like a wild movie based the Northman.
Oh, the Northman was amazing. Did you see that? Yes, I saw that. That's exactly what I'm talking about. This kind of movie is exactly like what Conan would have to be.
That movie's fucking great. That's like one of the best Viking movies. It's not the best one. It's actually Doc as hell. Really good movie. Oh, there's no good guys in that movie. That movie's crazy and probably representative of real the real life of Vikings, the way they really lived because they were fucking ruthless.
That movie's great, but it's also got like, it was supernatural in it. There's a lot of cool shit in that movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, they believed in a lot of supernatural shit. If that guy directed Conan, holy shit. Then you would get to see like the real books, because they're already how our books were great. So the same guy that did Nosferatu did, Northman? Yes. Oh, okay. Yes. Right. It's good. It's fucking good. Nosferatu's one of the best movies I've seen in a long time. It's great.
And it's so beautiful. Like the way it's shot is so beautiful. There's a scene when he's walking up to the castle. It's the creepiest setup of all time. It's so good. I don't want to ruin it. It's so good. If you like those kind of movies, I love those kind of movies. I grew up on monster movies. I grew up on like, you know, that's why I have that American Werewolf in London out there. I grew up on all of that. I'm here for monsters action revenge. That's my kind of movies.
Nosferado cinematographer promises Robert Eggers werewolf is unlike anything done before.
A medieval werewolf movie. Oh boy. And the primary candidate has never been used in a film. What does that mean? Maybe the guy they want to lead it. Oh yeah. The director of the perfect subject. Like the character of the women. So it's a new character. You did the lighthouse too? Yeah. Wow. That shit was weird. And the witch. Wow, that guy's done some killer fucking movies. I'm excited about this werewolf movie. I've been saying that forever. Someone needs to make another good werewolf movie.
Like that Benicio del Toro one. Pacific medieval image or tale of werewolfery that's being clipped close to their chest. So it's like a story that hasn't been made into a movie yet. Yeah, but medieval. So like candlelight spooky is going to be awesome. Remember the Jack Nicholson werewolf one? What was I called?
Oh, yeah, that was terrible with Michelle Pfeiffer. That was so stupid. They're like, ah, it looked just like a person. I went and saw that. My family went and saw that. And I went and saw another different movie. It was the first time that, because it was like a thing we did. We'd go to the movies like every other week. But in my, my, my father, my step of thing, give a fuck about no age limit. And then they're like, you're going to see what we see.
This is the first time I was like, I don't want to see that shit. And I still end up going in there after because my movie was over before this. I think I went and saw. This is a Jack Niggles one, two or something. Like he's going and chasing after this deer. I'm a wolf. Look, he just looks like a regular guy. It's so dopey. It's so silly. Like, look at this.
They decided to make a horror movie that wasn't that scary. And he moves like the $6 million man. Look, slow motion jump, obviously stunt man. And he's gonna tackle this deer. And I'm supposed to believe this. I'm supposed to believe that this dude, who just looks like a dude, can run faster than a fucking deer. Look, he's riding. It's so dumb. He's flying through the air.
Like, how does becoming a human that's part wolf make you this fast when you look exactly the same? Nope. He's gonna, he's on a tree. He flies and he grabs the deer. This is so stupid. It's so stupid. See, the owl's freaking out. This is crazy. This is crazy.
Did you ever see the Benicio del Toro one? There's one good scene. One good scene when the doctors are examining him and they're trying to tell him that he's out of his fucking mind and the doctor speaking in one of those medical theaters like they used to do in the 1800s and he's explaining that this person has delusions and they think they're going to be a wolf and so we're going to show him by having him tied to this chair while the moon turns full and we're going to like cure him of whatever the fuck is wrong with his brain. So they have him in this thing. Give me some volume on this.
Once Mr. Talbot has witnessed that the full moon holds no sway over him, but he remains a perfectly ordinary human being. He will have taken his first small step down the long road to mental recovery.
I can just feel everybody's room about to die. Everybody's going to die. It's great. Oh, this is awesome. He witnessed his mother's health mutilations. This young man that able to accept it created a fantastical fruit that his father is to blame. His father's a werewolf. Yeah, skip ahead a little bit. You moron. Tonight I will kill
Yes, well, as you can see, like countries do something harder. This is optimized. Existing somewhere in the deep field.
Get the fuck out of there, man. Give him all you need to see. Dr. Hurley, good.
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It's a great fucking scene. Great fucking scene. The only problem with it is it's not a scary enough wolf. Everything else is great. It's not like America World from London. It's too much like The Wolf Man, which is what it was kind of based on, like an updated version of The Wolf Man. It's more like the same guy who did that. Makeup, by the way, did The American World from London. That was Rick Baker. It was like the teen wolf wolf.
was, right? Was Rick Baker that did that, right? Yeah, Rick Baker. So the thing is, though, it was not CGI. And that's what they were trying to achieve. Because there's a difference between the way it looks. When it's a deal with a mask on, it looks more realistic. It doesn't take you out of it. And there's something about CGI.
that even if the wolf looks good, it takes you out of it. Like the American world from London, you didn't get to see shit for a long time. It was deep into that movie, you saw flashes of the wolf. Until it was in Piccadilly Square and started killing people. Remember that?
The guy turns into a werewolf in the movie theater. He goes to a dirty movie theater. So he's in this dirty movie theater, and they're playing porno films, and he's talking to his dead friend. He's telling him he's got to kill himself. He's going to become a wolf and kill people. And his friend is like rotting. It's hilarious. It's very funny. And he turns into the wolf in the movie theater, kills everybody, and then bursts out onto the street and starts killing people in traffic. I do remember, like, there's a scene with a subway scene, right?
Yes. This is a subway scene where there's a businessman. He's trying to get away and he sees it like creep it up on him. That's a good scene too because you barely see the wolf. You see this guy running and you know that it's coming after him. You see the terrified look in his face. At the end of the scene, you see the wolf enter into the frame at the bottom of the escalator. Well, this guy's like completely exhausted and sliding down this escalator. Right. You know the scariest movie I've seen recently. Well, I guess maybe scariated the right word.
but it was the sequel to X. The sequel to X? And I'm forgetting the name of it. Yeah, not Malcolm X, but like, it's the same, but the same girl played in both movies. You know what I'm talking about? It's called, like she was like, okay, yeah, so the sequel to this movie. So what is X? It's about like... It's a slasher film? Yeah, it's a slasher film, yeah. And the sequel to it, because I never saw that when I saw this. Okay. I still haven't seen X.
So, what's it called? Maxine with two X's, three X's? No, no, that's not it. It's not Maxine. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought I had to screen up shit. I bet. No, that's not it. That was the sequel right here. No, no, it's on there. It's got that same girl in it. Who's this? Who's this? No, who's the star it is? Pearl. That's what I mean. So Pearl was a prequel. Okay. So Pearl came up. So I saw Pearl before I haven't seen any of the rest of these. This shit is
I liked it. She's a serial killer? She's insane. But it's like, you kind of know she's the monster the whole time, but she doesn't become monstrous. It's the same thing. And she's cute? Yeah, she's cute. She's adorable at first glance.
I wanna be special, dancing up on the screen like the pretty girls in the picture. I will not let you leave this far again. I'm worried there may be something real wrong with me. Rumor has it they only take one gal her town.
We're looking for someone with X factor. It has to be me. How about a film nobody else has seen? It's illegal. It will be eventually. I know what I've done. The other is making a huge mistake. Terrible, awful murderous things.
I want to be loved from as many people as possible. The truth is I'm not really a good person. Jesus Christ. Yeah, bro. Like you want to talk about like a like this looks like this bitch is just slipping into insanity further and deeper and deeper and deeper. I just don't think you should show this to America right now. You know what I'm saying? Like after Luigi, after people celebrated Luigi, we don't want to like glorify people that just go on killing rampages.
It wasn't a rampage. In fact, you know, that's the thing. That's the thing. How much back more is that like the people that like shoot up a place is like, it's like, if you mad at somebody, go after them. Why are you killing people that got to do with your beef? Right? At least he was like specific. He didn't like. That's another one that's been memory hold. The New Orleans guy just ran over all those people. What New Orleans guy? You didn't hear about this? No. This was, uh, how long ago, Jamie?
So this New Orleans guy turns down Bourbon Street and just runs people over. Ran over like 200 people. Bunch people got fucked up. Bunch people died. How many people died?
I think like 200 people were injured 14 people dead for more he was in the cyber truck to yeah, and he was also No, he was around. Yeah, sorry not a cyber truck, but he was also one of the guys from Fort Bragg Like we were talking about a lot yesterday with Metzger Metzger will get you believe in conspiracies Bro Metzger will take you down some rabbit hole. He just hit you with so many though so many in a row
I can't even get, like, that's like his, oh, you didn't know? His entertainment. Oh, yeah. What's his life? Yeah, and I'm on a complete opposite in the spectrum. Exactly. I like to hear people that's into it talk about it, but I'm never gonna go look it up. Yeah, well, he luckily, you know, Kurt gets it. If you like, dude, I can't right now. I can't stop. I can't, I can't do this right now. I gotta go on stage for five minutes. I can't hear how many people Hillary Clinton killed. I think he's probably is, is abreast at every conspiracy.
But he believes a bunch of them that are kooky. He and I have had some conversations about ones. I'm like, why do you believe that? That one doesn't make any sense. Because the primary belief is that the official story is bullshit. A hundred percent. So if you... It's probably true a lot of the time. But the way you run into logical trouble is just because they lie and don't mean that the first alternative that people give you is the truth.
Right. Like some kooky YouTube video. Yeah. That's got it broken down. So it's like, they don't want you to know. Man. I saw, bro, have you, did you see this shit? Um, you know, Godfrey? The comic? Yeah. So he had, um, I forget the name of the scientist, but he had like a scientist come on and debate Lord Jamar.
Lordramar is a flat earther. And it didn't go well. Of course it didn't. That doesn't make any sense. Was that that Professor Dave guy? Yeah, Professor Dave's done quite a few of those. He's doing the world a nice favor. Yeah, but it's like, bro, imagine that being your whole life is just an opposition.
Well, to what? To bad science. It's to people getting led down a bad road and believing something that's uniquely preposterous. The earth is flat. You know Christopher Hitchens, right? Sure. He made his whole career like, debating Christians and Muslims. He would like go to their churches and debate the aliens. Right. And somebody asked him one time, like, hey, if you could, if you could snap your fingers,
and make our religion just go away. Like, would you do that? And he was like, honestly? No. Because I just like already with them too much.