#2253 - Theo Von

The Joe Rogan experience

Who sings that? How dare you? How dare you say who sings that? Who's Angus Young? Angus Young is the guitarist, right? Why is that? God damn it. Our brother used to beat the shit out of me of that music. That's right. And then before him, Bond Scott. Bond Scott died of a drug overdose, right? Oh, man. Is that how he died? Just went too hard.

That's a thing. It's that moment where you're like, do we want to go any harder? I saw a video of Angus on stage the other night. Recently. He's like 70 years old. From ACDC. Going ham. Yeah. Old fucking dude. White hair. Just dancing. See if you can find that video. Just dancing around on stage. Carl is still up. He's like, Dad, you didn't even put me down yet.

It takes three minutes to call him. You got a book. You got a whole system. Three or four minutes and then by for sure seven or eight he's asleep. Do they have a weighted blanket or not for him? I don't think they do that for dogs. That much anxiety is pretty good.

Does that really work with people? I feel like there's other ways. There's that one video that like really like kind of, kind of weak kid who gets trapped under one or whatever you've seen at that birthday party. How big is the blanket? I mean, it's like, I guess it's like 80 pound test or whatever. I don't know how to get a threat. Like a Marlin blanket? Marlin line?

I mean, I don't know. I mean, he's like trying to text for help or whatever. Jesus Christ. Oh, so it's just a joke. No, no, it has to be a joke. It was really trapped. Yeah. It looked like he was very much trapped under there. Oh, man. He was very, um, I don't say malnourished or unner. You know, he just did. He didn't like to eat or whatever. One of those kids only to nuggets or whatever.

Oh, well, nuggets are better than just chips. At least nuggets are some kind of protein. Yeah. I mean, some kind of. What do you think Bobby Kennedy's going to do when he gets into the white heart? I think we're starting. We're rolling. Yeah, we're rolling. OK.

Okay, we think they're gonna get rid of nuggets I see here's my take on like I was just reading this whole thing about Chick-fil-A and they were saying this is the most dangerous food in America the number one burger Chick-fil-A is like the number one fast food sandwich chicken sandwich, and there's a fucking thousand ingredients and this like

Yeah, just don't eat it every day, stupid. Yeah, I eat them. I'm healthy. I'm real healthy. Just don't eat them every fucking day. You enjoy them. Yeah, you don't. It's not your primary diet. If you're going over there every day or whatever, leaving your kids at home to go get one or something, if you're lying, you just fiend in for Chick-fil-A all day.

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Feel good. Still work out. Still feel healthy. The kids just don't make that most of what you eat. Yeah. Every now and again a little Chick-fil-A is not going to hurt nothing. Yeah, treat your lady. Treat your friend. Treat yourself. Treat yourself. Get off of work. I'm going to have one today. I'm going to get me a double double from in and out. Fuck it. That's a lot though. Double. Just get a regular one. If you're going to go hard, go all the way hard. See, I'm the guy who I would get two singles instead of get a double.

You know what, I get it in and out. I get the flying Dutchman. You know what that is? It's just patties with cheese on it. It's so good. It's so good because it's fresh. Because in and out doesn't freeze their meat. Their meat is always fresh. So when you get those, I mean, it's just perfect, man. It's two burger patties with two slices of cheese and I pick those greasy bitches up and...

And I feel great. I don't feel bad at all. It's like the closest thing you can get to healthy food at a fast food spot. And so you're in your, there's no bread on them. No bread. No bread, no nothing. And what do you pick them up with? You pick them up with two fours like a fucking pig like a sloppy glutton.

I just resigned my son Missouri sushi do you just meeting cheese and greasy fingers It's so hot you can barely hold on to it all people do it with the onions on it too. Yeah, I've had that Oh, I haven't seen all this onions is good, but my way is no onions

I have a block on my computer. I don't think I can look at some of this stuff. Oh, yeah. If I put the flying Dutchman, dude, it's going to bring up. My buddy Cody gets them with onions inside of them. So they slice up the onions, put it inside of them, grilled onions inside. That's nice.

I love onions. I think onions are an underrated food. Do you think onions have any nutrition in them at all? I love onions too. Whenever I eat onions, I'm like, what am I doing here? There's nothing here. Right, but there's something about them that's like, oh yeah, but you want some.

Well, there's a tinge. You don't want to love? Yeah. I love a good tomato and onion salad. You know? Yeah. When they give those like beef steak tomatoes, like heirloom tomatoes with slices of onion and some balsamic on that bitch. I love this salt.

I love that and it's like an old school New York steakhouse thing, you know, like a barata style thing. Well, that's good too. If you go barata, you're great Oh barata and the tomatoes you can't go wrong, but the onions and tomatoes tomato and onion salad was like a steakhouse thing I never really saw it anywhere else

But like tomato and onion sound was like a big thing in like New York steak houses. Yeah, baby. That sounds good. I like having I like when you get there's a Vadillo onion. You ever seen that one? No. That's a beautiful onion. Bring one up. If you don't mind, Jamie. But let's guess though, because I genuinely have no idea. OK. Do you think there's any nutritional content in onions? Let me think about it. Let me think about while meeting one.

I don't know. There might be some sneaky shit that like only like Andrew Huberman can tell you about, you know, some weird ingredient like some back at like a back end magnesium or something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like some fucking some weird shit. Like that's a badalia onion. Okay. So I think I've seen him before. I just didn't know they had a different name.

Those are good. There is a lot of nutritional value. I have it on the next episode. Is there? That's what I want to know. Impressive health benefits of onions. Oh, OK. Now I feel better for liking onions. Tell me what can they do for you. Vitamin C.

Mmm easy we should know let's see look at all that there's a little sugar interesting 4.7 grams of sugar and an onion imagine how nasty it would take without that sugar oh how nasty would onions taste if they taste that good with that much sugar and just say just God put a touch in there he knew it has anybody ever had onion sliced onions with sugar all over it

I don't know because you would think would bring the sugar out even more right you know what I had the other day that was really good watermelon with salt on it you ever have that no I haven't had that dude it's like it's you the love it or you know what the fuck have you done to watermelon oh I could see that I love it Mexican people like to put

Crazy shit on a fruit. Chili mango man. That's a big one in Mexico. You like this fruit and they're nailed. Now you'd like it or what motherfucker? It's spicy fruit. But chili mango works uniquely. Like at all spicy fruits, that's the one that caught on so much it made it to potato chips.

Chili mango? Yeah, chili mango is in everything. I haven't had that. Oh, dude, I drink chili mango element. You know what element is? Like the hydration mix. It's nice. I like hydration, though. That's Rob Wolf's company, right? I believe so. Why is there so much hydration now? And also, dude, thank you. I just want to say thank you to Mexican people just for doing everything that they do, dude. I feel like every week we should have a round of applause for Mexican people. I feel like in America.

Well, it's weird to want to keep them out. You know, they have some of the best food that's the nicest people. They are some of the hardest working people like one of the owners to a lot of them. Well, that's awesome. One of the dumbest like stereotypes ever was like the lazy Mexican. Like, what are you talking about? Everyone I've ever met has like fucking three jobs. They're all working 12 hours a day. Like, what the fuck are you talking about? Dude, I knew a Mexican guy. He had to leave work to go to his job.

All that it never ends, dude. You know, Mexicans used to have a feud with Puerto Ricans back in the day with boxing. In boxing, there was always this feud between Mexicans and Puerto Ricans. And the Mexicans would always say that the Puerto Ricans didn't work hard enough. What? Like the discipline. Like some of the Puerto Rican guys were maybe more talented, but the Mexican guys were known for discipline. Like some of the great Mexican boxers like Julio Cesar Chavez, one of the things about him.

was his volume was insane. His knowledge of boxing was insane, but his volume was insane. And the only way you could have volume like that is if you have supreme conditioning. And what does volume mean? Volume punching? Volume of punching. Wow. You ever watch Julio Cesar Chavez? One of the greatest of all time. He passed away. One of the greatest of all time. No, no, he's still alive. Oh, good. And his son is boxing now. His son is a really good boxer.

Not at the level that his dad was, but Julio Cesar Chavez Sr. was one of the all-time greats. But he would just overwhelm people with volume and just break them down. Pull up a Julio Cesar Chavez highlight. Because when he was in his prime,

He, one of the greatest fights of all time was him versus Meldrick Taylor. And he, not Meldrick. Meldrick Taylor, who's an Olympic gold medalist, phenomenal boxer. And he knocked out Meldrick Taylor with like 10 seconds to go in the final round. He made this cry. He made this dude cry. His hair should make me cry. Who's that again? Is that the dude from Red Clay Trace? That's his brother?

It looks like he could be his cousin that wants money from him. Oh, it's my cousin the box or shit. It looks like machine gun punching. This is so I don't know why he made this dude cry, but just go get me a highlight because we don't have the time to like just watch him break this dude down. Give me just like a Julio Cesar Chavez junior high excuse me Chavez senior highlight.

She comes from Silver Spoons. Those guys, you got one of their jackets on, man. You're wearing a red case, red case. I don't even realize that. Yeah, I am. They're great, man. Thank God this is warm. So in the 1990s, he was the fucking man. He was the man. He was the man. He was, I forget what his record was before he had his first defeat, but it was something crazy, like 80 or 90 fights before he had his first defeat. Yeah, the let it go.

Bro, and just is there a highlight of his knockouts? Oh Just give me a highlight of like him beating the fuck out of people. He was so good, dude Look at this. You're about to cook this brother. That was a meldric Taylor Oh, so meldric Taylor and him had an epic fight where meldric was winning the beginning of the fight the meldric was very good and no, that's pretty no Whitaker that was a fight where he Probably shouldn't have won

But they gave it to him. And a lot of people, including myself, watch out and think Permanente Whitaker got robbed. Permanente Whitaker was like the slickest of all of the American boxers of his era. Wow. But Julio Cesar Chavez just broke Meldrick down later in the fight. What made him so good then? What made him? Well, it's, you know, what makes a fighter? There's a lot of things, but he didn't stand out in terms like he wasn't faster than everybody or hit harder than everybody. He wasn't a one-part fighter here.

He was a volume puncher, so he would put guys away by breaking them down. He would break their will and crush them. That was what he would do. And he would do it with this fucking mean look on his face when he's just at the end of fights when he had guys broken. He would just overwhelm them and swarm them. He was one of the most terrifying guys because he'd keep his pace up, 12 rounds, no fucking problem. Iron chin.

But different, you know, who else that's the final punch that dropped Meldrick Taylor? Wow. And that was one where it was a fucked up call because Richard Steele knew that Meldrick Taylor was out, but there was really only two seconds left in the fight, but he still has to wave it off because the dude can't fight. Right. So it's kind of crazy. So all these people were mad at Richard Steele because if he didn't do that, Meldrick Taylor would have won the decision.

So he stops the fight with like two seconds to go. How many seconds was it when he called the fight off? I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say two seconds. It might have been five seconds. And what would you do in that situation then? Well, he's doing the right thing. The referee is there to save the fighter. If he takes one more punch in those two seconds and that one punch kills him. Right. That's him. It's on him. 17, when he went down.

So 17, he goes down. So let's see what happens. So he gives him the count, which is a standing eight count, and then he looks at him and he asks him a couple of questions. Give me some volume. So look, he's not looking at the clock. He's looking to save this guy. But look at the what, look at him. Look at him.

He looked him in the eye, he wasn't there. Three seconds left. But he's doing the right thing. He's doing the right thing. It's crazy if there's three seconds left, but he is doing the right thing. It's because a referee's job is to make sure that they stay alive. Yes, protect the fighter. Because a fighter wouldn't make the right choice you're saying? Right.

That's why referee has to protect a fighter from a cut. Like if the cuts too bad, the referee has to call it or bring it a doctor to call it. There's sometimes where the referee, it's a judgment call and sometimes they get it wrong because they're human. But it's a crazy job. They have the hardest job in the world. So the guys like Herb Dean, the guys like Mark Goddard, those guys need more praise because it's one of the most

difficult jobs in all of combat sports, other than being a fighter. The second most difficult for sure is being a referee. Wow. Because you got to make these calls. Like in the middle of chaos in a world title fight where millions of people are watching. Oh. And you got to keep this thing together in this very chaotic sport.

That would be so tough. Yeah, I wonder, what are the requirements to be a referee? Like how much, you know, like to be one of those, like Mark Goddard or, well, this courses you can take.

You know, I know Big John McCarthy was very instrumental in educating people. Herb Dean's very instrumental in doing this. There's a lot of these guys. Mark Goddard, they'll put together seminars and help guys that are coming up. This is probably a formal. Let's see, it's a final, like, what is the website that's like best for if someone wants to go and learn how to be a referee.

You could probably just pull up in Memphis and start blowing the whistle on a bunch of stuff. Most of them are massive fans, of course. Most of them train, like Mark Goddard trains. I believe Mark Goddard is a black belt in GG2. We'll have to check that. I heard Dean I know had a few MMA fights. Oh, so they also have a lot of them also have experience.

Mm-hmm. You have to say of some. You have to know what's going on because sometimes, especially in like submissions and things like that, like things get complicated real quick. Yeah. Like someone not letting go of an inside heel hook. And like, that's a scary one. There's like, do you remember who some are, Paul Harris? Uh-uh.

No way. His name was Takino, which means tree trunk. That's like his nickname. Who's Samari's Brazilian? Who's Samar Pajaras. He was the scariest guy of all time. Because he was all leg locks, and he was built like a tank. He was like five, eight, 185 pounds, just fucking ball of muscle. And he would dive on dudes' legs and just rip them apart. Oh, like a python. Wouldn't let go. Wouldn't let go of the legs. So guys, would be tapping.

He's the only guy to ever get kicked out of the UFC winning Because he was holding submissions they kicked him out. They said you can't do that What do you mean you can't do it? You can't do what you got to let go and the referee says stop. Oh, because he's crippling people. Oh You want to see a highlight that makes you cringe pull up who's small Paul Harris submission highlights? Oh, I don't want to see it Jake Shields punched him in the face after their fight because he got a hold of a komura Jake tapped and he still kept cranking on it. Oh

He would do that with guys. He just was a pit bull. He wouldn't let go. But there's an unsportsman-like aspect. Do you feel like that's unsportsman-like at a certain point? It seems like it is. Oh, 100%. You know you're going to cripple a guy. You know, if you keep twisting on a knee, he's going to have to have surgery. You know, if a person taps, it's supposed to be that's it. You know? And there's the heat of the moment stuff. But then there's people that just do it over and over and over again. And there's, you know, folks are doing that.

So, look at what he would do, Matt. He would just get a hold of the guy. Look at his knee. Look, and he's still, he's tapping and that was with John Fitch. Show that one again. So, he's tapping. So, he gets this knee bar. This knee bar is awful. Look how bad he's tapping and he's still cranking. Still cranking. Wow. Yeah. Still cranking. So, it was like, he would hold on for an extra second or two, which is more than enough to destroy your knee. And they kicked him out.

A second doesn't seem like a long time unless you're caught in an e-bar. That seconds, that's an eternity where your knee is getting exploded and you're tapping and you won't let go. You got to let go immediately when the person taps. When the referee stops the fight, you got to let go immediately. Now do you let go when the guy taps? So look at this, sir. The referee was on him, the guy screaming in agony, still cranking.

He might have had a vengeance. He might have had a... Oh, he was a mean dude. But he grew up very poor on a farm, horrible upbringing. You know, it's like there's a kind of a crazy story to it. A lot of pain.

A lot of pain grew up in extreme poverty. And like this scar in his chest, this scar in his chest, like they had a glue, a wound that he had as a child on the farm. They glued it together. That's why he has this big scar in his chest. Just a hard man. And a scary dude, if you got to hold your legs, because he wasn't going to let go.

God, I'm glad I don't know him. I mean in some ways, you know, glad you're not grappling with him. Yeah, I'm glad I don't have to know him like adversely. Damn, dude. Yeah, he saw Shane too. Yeah, what did you say? He looked like a pickled egg? Oh, you're saying?

I knew right away, you hadn't seen him in how long? As soon as you saw it, Shane's in the sauna, and you're like, you look like a pickled egg. Well, he looked like one of those kind of eggs I give him in that little cage or whatever at the gas station, you know? Those bucket eggs. The ones that are on the bars, the pickled eggs. Give me one of them pickled eggs. Do you know how fucking hungry you have to be?

These fucking eggs, who knows how long they've been sitting there. You're like, yeah, give me one of them. And there's always some trucker over there that's bobbin' for apples in the tank of them, like, nay, nay, nay, nay. They look so unsanitary. Bro, in the fart that rips out of your body off of that thing. How are you gonna ban Chick-fil-A, but you're not gonna ban that. Dude, that has to be RFK's arch nemesis right there.

Imagine if you were living off those eggs the farts you would have if that's your only food source like let's imagine You're like stuck on a boat in the middle of the ocean with only bottled eggs Your own farts are gonna make you jump in the ocean You can't even be around myself

But there's a lot of like, there's that truckers high that they get from huffing their own gas. There's like a syndrome or something that starts from it. From people, just imagine, that can't be good for you, right? Cage yourself up at 80 miles an hour with your own farts. And just cruising state to state, just fucking.

Letting it go, baby. Ugh. And the combination of things, ringdings, pork rinds, fucking Pepsi, saying fag over and over again. Just all of that just compiled it once, isn't he? And then listen to conspiracy theorists talk on podcasts all day.

I just deep into the murky waters of Alex Joe just hopped up. I've been on social media a little too much lately. I've been reading too many people fighting and arguing about stupid shit to the point where I'm starting to develop theories and I don't want to.

Like, what do you, well, I saw like Jones and he looks really good, doesn't he? Yeah, he's losing all weight. He looks like he has to go to court for something. No, Sean, our friend Sean is helping him. Oh, really? He's working out with him every day. Yeah. Well, I noticed it like in a month, I just saw like, and I was like, oh my God, he's really committed. He's going to do a documentary on it. He's got to do a documentary on it. Take it back, my health. It's so noticeable. Yeah. Wow, he looks handsome. But fucking theories, it's not even him.

Oh, really? Yeah, there's theories that they were placed in with a different guy. Yeah. Who did though? That's always the thing. That's the thing. But here's the thing. I know that's not true. I know the guy who's training him. I know him. I'm still in touch with him. I text Alex all the time. I know him. He's just losing weight. But if you go online, there's a lot of people that believe that this is a different person.

There's a lot of people believe it's been co-opted by the government. He has to chime in on every single thing that everybody wants them to. Otherwise, he's been co-opted. And I'm starting to develop these theories where I don't know how much of that conversation is real.

I certainly think there's a percentage of that conversation is real. What conversation do you mean? When people think that people have been co-opted. Okay. By the government. Like they've become, what is that one they like to use? Controlled opposition. That's what, if you want to pretend to be a smart conspiracy theorist, you have to say controlled opposition. I could easily say, bro, in two weeks, Tom's the girl will be playing this guy. He looks great. That's all it is. He looks great.

But he doesn't look like the same person. Not at all, dude. Because he's laid off the booze. He's laid off the booze. He's not needing any bullshit. I don't know. He's not even drinking a lot, bro. Really? Yeah, he brings us back up, please. Satanic pedophiles all day long. Yeah. Sometimes you want to take the edge off. Yeah, bro. You fucking...

I mean, he looks totally different now. He looks like Randy Orton. Now, but imagine if this was no internet. Imagine there's no internet, so we don't know. You'd believe that a heartbeat wasn't a real guy. Sure. There's no way that's the same guy. This guy on the left looks 15 years younger.

Oh, yeah, dude, a chubby guy used to do the pool and I worked at this farm one time. He used to do the pool. And one year he got on Daxitrim or some illegal fat burner or whatever. And he came and did the pool one time when I was there. And I didn't even believe it was him and never believed it. Totally different. Yeah. So yeah, if you didn't have stuff like this, you would be like, that's not the same guy. So this was just the television days, no social media.

yeah i think that they've recasted the guy could something happen to him over the office one hundred percent you would think all someone replaced alex jones with the fake alex jones but he would tell you if that happened he would be like jose somebody that replaced me to their place they're sending somebody who the fuck is going to do his voice is only four people alive they can do a good alex jones impression are you are you aware of the uh... elan musk adrian ditman controversy that he

I saw something. They said he was a fake person. He made a fake. I think they call them sock puppet accounts. It's generally frowned upon to have a fake account. It seems like it would be a fun way to fuck around online. I don't have one, but it seems like it would be a fun way to fuck around online. It takes a lot of time, it seems like.

Yeah, but you can have like a fake account where if you if you're a public person You know like Elon Musk and you want to say wild shit, but you don't want to take responsibility for it You just want to shit post like everybody else like an anonymous person. Oh, that's true He can't do that really. Yeah, I would say that would be a smart thing to do. Did it was it really him? Did they find out is that

Is that unethical? When one person can call themselves, you know, cat turd, you know, that's a legit name for a dude. I don't know anything about that cat. But that guy could just talk about anything he wants to talk about. But if Elon Musk does it, well, he has the responsibility of his public image. But maybe he doesn't want that. Right. Like if he is, I don't have a problem with either one of them.

Yes, I know you just want to shed your skin, you just want to take a layer off and you want to relax at the house, you want to kick your feet up and yell something down the hallway, you shouldn't yell. Right. And that's what he wants to do. I think you should be allowed to do that. Yes. This is one of the problems with making the internet, you know, like taking away the anonymity. But here's my question.

because of that right so if people can just have fake accounts and people should be able to which i think they definitely should be able to do because of that though then you have to wonder when you see arguments how many of these arguments are real people in the real opinions and how many of these arguments

are a dis-giant block of accounts that's been purchased by a large organization that is hiring people or using AI to have arguments with people and incite things online. It's not 0% people.

Now, I'm saying like if you have a personal belief in something like, no, they're not boss because I think that way I'm not saying that you don't believe what you believe. And I'm not even saying that you're wrong. I'm saying that if there's any hot button cultural topic,

you can fucking guarantee that some of the people talking about it aren't real. Either they're not real in that these are not the real opinions. They're being told to say these things or they might not even be a real human. They might be an algorithm or they're a bunch of people that have been hired whenever there's hot button cultural issues or voting issues or political issues. A lot of those people arguing are not real. Yeah.

And there's a real question as to what the number are, like how much of this is like real interaction between people and how much of this is all this meddling?

that's being done, like they're changing the way people think about things and forcing me and arguing with these things all day, very persuasively on behalf of some sort of special interest group. Yeah, I think that sounds very plausible, especially these days there's like, there's not as much, you know, it used to be that a lot of media was controlled by a few channels and networks, right? I mean, that's safe to say, would you agree with that? It was all controlled by a few channels. It was all, I mean, all you had when we were kids.

You had, I remember when cable came out, it was crazy. Really? Yeah. What was before that? You had ABC, NBC, CBS. That's it. No. Yes, that's it. And then I had three chances for Fox. Fox was crazy. Married with children. The Simpsons. Fox was nuts. Fox was this wild network. So that was the fourth network.

Mary with children was so good, dude. So good. So you have this fourth network and then cable comes along and then satellite and now streaming and the internet's like, what? I don't even think we're aware of how much more content we absorb than people that were, you know, what that lived like when I was 21. Oh, yeah. Play-offs.

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It's gotten to be too much, but I think that there's what I'm saying is if if somebody had all that control at one point or for a few networks did There's no way that now that they have less control They're not still trying to find that control and that they're hiring different groups to beat Twitter bots or Twitter personalities or whatever. Yeah, yeah, make TikTok accounts Do TikToks about issues one people look people have said flat out that they were offered money and then they got paid money to

make things for political people.

like make people make people think that they were really excited about voting for someone they would pay them for pro-content right so pro whatever that person is but there's a whole business in this where they reach out to popular influencers and they say hey i want you to endorse this person would you do that for x amount of money would have to look like megan the stallion or somebody didn't they weren't they hired recently or some of and i'm sure the republican party did it too i think that was a democratic one that they had

Were they hire performers to come and perform? Yeah, this was the big controversy. We tried to get to the bottom of it. It's hard to know. So the real, the accusation was that there was a few artists

Lizzo was one of them. Eminem was another one. Beyonce was the big one. And that they were paid an exorbitant amount of money to go and endorse Kamala Harris at these rallies.

I don't know if it's true. It seems like there might be something to it that they spent so much money, dude. It's so crazy that the economy is like one of the biggest problems that we think of today, like you think of.

like what do you mean the economy the economy like that if it's okay the u.s. economy the people with people that want to vote on things what do they want they want the economy to be healthier they want us to have less national debt safety yeah they want less inflation they want safety low crime if that is

the amount of fucking money they went through. Like you spent $1.5 billion and you paid celebrities to it. If that's true, you paid celebrities. You're like, how am I supposed to trust you with spending money? You've actually, if like, if you were going to marry a gal and you just gave her access to your credit card, you're like, look, baby,

you know you may uh... we're in it now so uh... here you go but i want you to be happy and she just goes fucking ham yeah she just might say i'm only doing the ambulance up until we get married now because once that then i'm i'm all about a sensible budget i'm i'm all about fiscally being responsible you couldn't believe that you wouldn't believe it not at all but wait a minute you've been going crazy with these fucking handbags

Jules and shit he'd be like I'm not marrying you then because yeah, we have too much shit I can't even see you in the apartment now Also, I can't trust you with the credit cards. You're a fucking mania dude my I had his roommate for a while as dude and he would get all high on the living room and he would get These empty boxes cardboard boxes and he had a couple cats and he'd get out there and he'd um

And he would have him do tricks and stuff up the box. He'd stack them really high in the living room. It's like a 20-foot ceiling. And he'd get stoned and he'd get upset if I didn't come out and watch.

That guy can vote. Yeah, that's that's the kind of guy's go whoa man the stallion Is that who she's voting for well fucking sign me up? He would get pissed if I didn't come out and watch dude. That's what's crazy like They spend money to make sure that people think that famous people will vote for him

I don't think anybody, dude, I don't even believe that there's famous, famous, this, it doesn't even seem like a real thing anymore. It's like, like the other, like I was just texting with Nikki Glaser did the, whatever, it's golden globes, golden globes, right? That's what it was, right?

Yes, she hosted the Golden Globes and she did a great job, right? She did a great job and she was like just confident and fun and just it was awesome. She did a great job. So I was just texting and saying, hey, congrats, that was awesome. And I said, were you nervous at all? You know, there's a lot of famous people. And then she's like, no. And I was like, and then I was thinking, it doesn't.

It doesn't even seem like people are that famous kind of gotten different over the years. Does it seem like that at all? I think because some of the most popular people aren't, it used to just be like they were movie stars, you know? But now it seems like it's just changed. Like you could have just as much infatuation for somebody that you saw that made an entertaining video on Instagram as you could for Tom Cruise, you know? You know what I'm saying? Am I making any sense?

Yeah. Well, I think one of the worst things that's happened to actors is they talk outside of acting. It's almost the worst thing you could do.

Because then everybody, it changes your opinion of who they are. You don't like them as much anymore, you know? Well, Hollywood all was always one way. Remember four years ago, you couldn't even say the word Trump or Republican, and you would be fucking ostracized. I mean, it was like, or eight years ago? I'm sure it's crazy. I'm still at that now. In Hollywood, we're just not experiencing, because you're living in Nashville, and I'm living here in Texas. But if you're in certain circles in Los Angeles, they still feel the same way. Yeah. You know, it's,

it's just uh... i wonder how much of the division in this country is caused by what we're talking about by this thing that's legal

And again, I think it should be legal. I don't think you should have to tell your fucking name if you want to talk shit about something that's going on that affects your life or that affects your job or that affects your kid's school. You shouldn't be subject to fucking prosecution because you said something about the school board because you just felt like being an anonymous person saying there are a bunch of fat slobs and retards. And you wanted to say that, but you couldn't say that because then you would get in trouble with your kids getting trouble and this and that.

well that's what's happening in england right now isn't it in one hundred percent is it one hundred percent is is that it's really happening yes it's really happening you did you can't give people that much fucking control you can't give people that much control over what a fensom or what a fens people what you could say what you can't say can you imagine if we could if they would come at the end of every episode they'd be waiting outside of yours

Yeah, here's the thing, man. This is a new thing. This was in England 10 years ago. All right, this is a new thing. And it's a scary thing. It's a really scary thing. They arrested thousands of people for social media posts, thousands. That's crazy. Were they threatening people?

well this is what they're doing that first of all where the people were the post-threatening no no no no they don't have to be they don't have to be threatening what yeah they could be misgendering there's a lot of things that you could get why be alive if you can't even think or say what you want people could deem its racist if it's anti-migrant you know they have a migrant crisis over there in europe um... people can deem it you know anti-migrant and islamaphobic and you can

There's a bunch of them that are threats, people threaten people online, which totally makes sense. You shouldn't be allowed to threaten people online. But when you get past that, if you have an opinion about something that's affecting the country that you live in, I think you should be able to express yourself. And I don't necessarily think that people should know that it's you. I don't think you should have to carry that around. You should be able to express yourself and not have to be famous.

i don't i don't think there's a problem with that you may not have to have it be known to say that right you want to be able to also have a separate voice if you want to or anyone to put the problem is if you do that then you're going to have corporations are doing what we're suspecting that they're doing and what this uh... one former fbi analyst we pull up his article thousand times and you put up a more time just because it's just so crazy you can't believe it's real this guy was analyzing the uh... amount of

Twitter people that are bots. And this was a contentious issue, contentious aspect of the purchase when Elon bought Twitter. So when Elon bought Twitter, they were saying there's only 5% bots. I remember that. We sampled 100 people, 5% of them were bots. And he's like, that's not enough. You have hundreds of millions of people that are signed up for this. How many of these people are fake?

and they really didn't want to tell. They didn't, they just like, they just, not a lot, don't worry. It's like, you know, yeah. How many bots were programmed to lie if they were asked if they're a bot? It's like a guy asking you, girl, how many guys have you slept with? A couple, nothing. Four. Don't worry about it. I'm a former CIA cyber operations officer studies bot traffic. Here's why it's plausible that more than 80%

of Twitter's accounts are actually fake and Twitter is not alone. More than 80%. Yeah. See, I don't think we realize that because we're on there for real. We're real people on there. But if you're real people where fake people are constantly arguing right in front of your face like the world is ending,

It's not necessarily all real people. There definitely are real people arguing on Twitter. Don't get me wrong. And I think even the fake people arguing is very addictive. And I think you want to get involved too, because you're like, you're seeing this guy dunk on that guy. I don't want to fuck a dunk on somebody. And then people are spending all their time in this job that they hate when no one's looking. The boss isn't around. You know, typing up some real witty nasty shit on Twitter. And I think there's

you want to be able to do that anonymously but if you do have that you don't know who's doing what yeah you do get to this point where someone can fucking manipulate it but if you do know then the problem is the government is already shown how fucking shady they are when someone comes out and says something that goes against what they agree with or what they're trying to push or what agenda they have or what's best for them financially so they'll fucking throw the kitchen sink at you we've seen them do that

You can't have those kind of people in power where they can know exactly who's saying what. You still have to have the ability to have whistleblower. So you have this conundrum. On one side, you're going to have this completely manipulated environment that's done by corporations and fake people and people that are paid by parties just to push the party line and to go out there and debate it vigorously and argue it. They're paid to do it.

And all you have is your wits. All you have is your ability to try to form your own opinions of things, regardless of where you feel like you're pulled because of whatever ideology you've publicly proclaimed to be. I'm a liberal person. This is how I feel. I'm pro this, I'm pro that. And then they'll start fighting about what that means.

What's scary when that happens because then you also have locked yourself into a space where you might not change because you're afraid of what your public person is. Exactly. And that's got to be. Well, that's how you get to Dick Cheney, endorses, comma Harris and the liberals are like, yeah, boom. I saw his duty posted a atomic bomb gift and is like after that happened, like

That's over. Boom. Like you guys are just dorks who don't play sports. Do you realize what kind of mental gymnastics you have to go through where Dick Cheney rest in peace? Where Dick Cheney. He passed away. He just passed away. Where Dick Cheney endorsing your liberal progressive candidate.

that somehow know that that's a good thing the guy was the architect of the fucking architect of the iraq invasion weapons of mass destruction host all that shit there's a slumberger guy right scary guy man he was the oil guy right he couldn't put hella bird yeah hella bird hella bird fuck bro that's a webinar i mean it's a thing nasty everything's gotten so bizarre dude

He's not dead? No. Oh, it's a fake report? Yeah. Fake Dick Cheney death report came from R.T. parody account. Those motherfuckers. Here we go, bro. But he got me. But this is the thing. It's like, you can't tell what the fuck is true. Well, first of all, how is he still alive?

You know, let's go to the soccer players that we lose this year, midfield, mass of heart attacks, just running down the street. People are dying and list and somehow or another. Dick Cheney still alive. Dick Cheney still out there to work. Yeah. That's what they're doing. I'm sure he does. I'm sure he's on a six or seventh heart. A lot of these, you don't think politicians are getting fucking separate hearts and organs, dude?

You don't think they're first in line when they fucking... Oh yeah, for sure. That's probably part of like, if you don't open up a hospital, this is what I want. The moment my shit goes south, I want a doctor ready. Was his hands scrubbed? Yeah. Oh, I bet there's a sick raw shot out there somewhere. Every month they're putting a new ticker into him. Dude, I was reading a story last night about this dude who was one of the... I think he was a Rockefeller.

Who got eaten see if that's I believe he's one of the rock rock Roth child's a Rockefellers God damn it one of them fancy people when you hear the name you're like Oh that fancy family one of those so this dude went to New Guinea and got eaten by cannibals mmm apparently he went there

not hate michael rock feller so apparently he went there uh... and they were fine they're fine with him the first time he went there but he was trying to get something from them and the something that he was trying to get from them was sacred

And apparently they were very pissed off at him. So he didn't know that they were pissed off at him. So when he went back, he thought they'd be friendly with him. Yeah. And they killed him and ate him. Oh my gosh. Yeah. And then they hit it. They hit the story forever. So they went looking for this guy like, hey, my rich cousin is missing. Where is he? And they're like, I don't know. They just fucking burp. They just ate that dude. They just somebody just coughs up one of those things that keeps your,

What is that thing that goes on the end of your shirt, yeah? Your cuff? A cufflink? Oh, cufflink. I just fucking... Yeah. So I've got his coughs up on cufflink. Hey, let me give a shout out to the person who's... It was on their YouTube channel because I can't remember most of the details of the story. But if you go to this dude's YouTube channel, he lays it out.

I'll try to find a hat that matched with the else curtain in here. It's perfect. You nailed it. Thanks. I get it in here somewhere. I have a real problem with these goddamn YouTube videos. I'm watching too much. I'm absorbing a lot. I'm learning things. But do you think like you talked about Islamophobia in Britain? Did I talk about it? What do you mean?

or did you mention it in the house on the phobia well we're talking about my opinion we're we're talking about the migrant crisis we didn't work necessary in islamophobia i think there's uh... you know it's like the migrant crisis in the united states

It's not a crisis of one type of individual coming in. The idea is that you want to be able to vet everybody who comes in. No matter what, whether they're from Guatemala or they're from Syria, you want to find out who the fuck they are. You don't want to let in criminals and psychopaths. It's all that simple. And if you start blocking off

people's ability to do that. I always have to wonder, like, what are you trying to do? If you're just trying to let everybody in and not check, are you trying to create chaos? Is that what you want? Because that's what I would do. If I was an evil person and I wanted to fuck up an entire civilization, I would just let criminals in.

I would encourage criminals to go there. I would release them out of my jails and give them money to go north. Yeah. You can just walk across to America. We're going to pay you to do it. Well, I think you have a lot of people that have like that believe in some sort of a moral and ethical code. And they feel like they don't have a place to be sometimes, you know?

But there's also some people that grow up and they just got fucked by the world. They just got brought to a real bad spot and they started off way worse than you and I. For sure. And that's the reality of if you want to keep a healthy society, you have to keep those fucking people out. Like the world is not fair. It's not fair.

And if you want to protect the best aspects of the world, you've got to keep them safe. And then spread out. Spread out that safety from there. It's not letting all the bad. It's spread out the safety. It's like the way to do it isn't to just let all the criminals in and then, oh, well, now we all live with crime. Like, no, that's stupid. The way to do it is to solve the crime problem in an area and then expand that area ever greater across the world. That is totally doable. That's totally doable. You're never going to stop all crime

But you can minimize it significantly with a concerted effort, which is not being done. They're not doing that. And there's a bunch of different things that they have to do. Instead of just hiring cops to fuck people up, they should train cops better. They should pay them more. They should make them more respected. Yeah, I saw them make people appreciate cops instead of think of them as the enemy. I agree. We always thought that cops were reliable, but then I guess some cultures have different experiences with cops. But these days, cops are so diverse that it's like you couldn't have a, like,

You'd almost have to be a alien or something to have a racial issue. It feels like sometimes, you know?

well i think cops are just like all all kinds of people and the problem with all people is they're going to vary there's going to be some people that can handle pressure and and some people that can handle having power and being a boss that's a good bosses i've had great bosses were great guys they made you happy to work with them you knew they were the boss but it was a cool situation and then you get people that are cuts just because they're bosses

You got this guy that just won't stop talking down to you because he knows you can get away with you because you need the job. You can get away with shitting on you. You've all had that too. That's the problem with being a cop. Some people are just not good at having power over people and some people are great with it. And then there's the reality of the stress that they face. Every fucking day you might get shot.

Every day you're pulling people over. What is the worst thing that's going to happen to you in your day? Oh, did someone open their door on your car? Oh, it's one whistle at you. I saw a 10 year old get their face shot in. You know, I saw a little girl get run over by a car. I saw horrible murder scenes. You know, they're going upon car accidents.

every day you're seeing so much awful shit you're dealing with and then every time you pull somebody over every cop has seen those videos of people pulling people over and just getting lit lit with bullets just fall into the ground there's so many of those videos getting your gun taken away from you getting shot and killed yeah we've all seen those videos oh yeah it's a Walmart everywhere

a lot of that shit it's like there's just so much violence now. This is one where this guy was beaten up this female cop and his daughter was telling him to stop. A daughter was trying to get him to stop beating this cop to death. You're like oh my god. So like that job is not a normal fucking job and

When people don't have respect for it and don't appreciate, it's a sign of the sickness of society. It's the illness of society that we don't appreciate law and order. And we think of it as something that somehow or another, that it's uniquely oppressive.

and that with without it being there you'd have less problems so there was that that was all that deep on the police thing yeah just just we should have learned from that and i hope a lot of people did like that's a terrible idea the problem is not

cops. The problem is cops are human. And right, they have to stay human. Otherwise, you're going to get fucking robo cops. Oh, yeah. So what are we going to do? Robocop could easily get hijacked, too. That's another issue. It's like a lot of like, if there was cyber attacks, like, um,

where they wanted every electric vehicle or something to just go drive off a cliff. They could just control like just 100% if they wanted every oven to just heat to 250 degrees and it's burned down every house. Sure. Like if something got hacked, you know, it'd be very spooky. So yeah, if cops got hacked, bro, that would be crazy. And then also they could just say they hacked. Like you could have a dirty entity hack the cops and use them for whatever they want. And then who do you even sue at that? What are you going to even, you know, they're not even people. You're going to put a robot on the stand.

Well, you also you would have to know What kind of like hacking is even possible and whether or not it can be detected because if they're doing it wirelessly Like can they do it like Jamie? You would probably know this. Can you hack something wirelessly from an anonymous account and like get into a System and no one knows who did it or is everything? Ultimately traceable if they could find the source of the invasion and

I think when you get to that high level stuff, they're going the hacker, like the partners that are doing the attack goes through so many levels to try to hide where they're going from.

Yeah. So they can hide somewhat. And also, how many of those guys that are operating at that level even exist? Yeah. How many of those super high level hackers are out there? And everybody else is just at the mercy. Try understanding that if you don't do that. It's impossible. So how is a judge going to understand it? Who's going to understand it? Yeah. How are the cops going to understand it? Right. It's kind of weird. If you know that much stuff, you're kind of in a world of your own.

Oh yeah, if you're like a super Bitcoin creator type dude, you're in a world of your own. You're existing in the most sophisticated layers of the technological power of the likes the world's never seen before. Never seen anything like it. And you're the people that are at the head of the code. You're the people that are making AI. Yeah, you're like crypto for Columbus or whatever.

You're on the- You're on the- You're on the edge. Bro, that's great. Dude, if people- that's why I've said this for years. People with autism are the- they're the link between regular of people and machines. That's where we're headed. It's all, no- and seven, two generations. Everyone will have autism. You won't be able to find anybody.

that doesn't have it or that doesn't like kind of freak out if like somebody's like whistling or whatever. It's almost like whatever the reason why more people have autism today. I'm sure there's a bunch of people that think it's vaccines. There's a bunch of people that think it's environmental issues. There's a bunch of people that think it's Chick-fil-A, some people probably. Could be. Could be. I'll take it though, dude. It's so fucking good. There's no way you wouldn't take some Chick-fil-autism, dude, if they had it, bro.

If you like every now and then just a weird guy runs out of the back room with a couple pickles on his back dude I'd fucking be like I love this guy no matter what he has, you know, I totally forgot what I was gonna say. Sorry dude. It was It had something to do with autism that oh what we're talking about like oh I think that this is the end of that rent so just to match all right

So there's whatever the reason why there's more cases of autism. Most people, I think, will agree there are more cases of autism now than ever before. Okay.

But what meaningful changes have we done, if any, to try to limit that, or to try to mitigate that or pull that back? I'm not sure. And what meaningful, like what progress has been made where you're saying, like, oh, now we have 20% less autistic kids. So if that's not the case, and yet we're in the greatest technological time that we've ever been aware of, and people have more access to information now than ever before,

why why is it moving in that direction and maybe that is a natural thing maybe all this transgender shit where everybody's like oh my god like i am so sick here and there's boys and there's girls and that's it maybe when you find out about plastics and the things that's happening to the human body because it's fucking with our endocrine system and it's it's

Shrinking people's genitals and shrinking people's taints and lowering testosterone levels, calling more miscarriages, causing more miscarriages. If you were watching this play out, if you were not connected to us, and if you were like from another planet and you're like, what is this thing doing? Oh, so this is a very complicated animal.

And this animal gets involved in various plastics and metals. And it has a symbiotic relationship with plastics and metals where the plastics and metals, it gives them cars and handbags and television sets. But it also robs them of their primal essence and slowly turns them into these genderless, weird creatures that can only survive by replicating through their DNA.

Dude, well said, bro. Because if you were looking at it from somewhere else and you were looking at it, what are we addicted to? We're addicted to electronics and we're addicted to plastic. We use plastic for everything. And we're willing to sacrifice something for it.

Dude, I was reading this whole thing about petroleum in the healthcare industry and like health and wellness and like oils and shit like how much petroleum is used and all this it's everywhere It's just everywhere. It's bizarrely everywhere petroleum is petroleum is petroleum is yeah

So you've got oil, and you've got plastics, and you've got all of these weird, funky thalates, and chemicals, and pesticides, and herbicides, and we're all aware of it. And we're like, this is really a problem. This is really a problem. I'm fucking blasting the air. It's all of your food. Like, this could be a problem. It's on fucking Monsanto. Nobody can sleep anymore. Nobody can sleep anymore. And everyone's like, well, we'll certainly get to the bottom of that once we make it safer for queer kids.

And then slowly, we're going to get to a point of no return, where our genetics are fucked by our environmental pollutants, which have only existed over the last couple hundred years. So our genetics get fucked by these environmental pollutants, and like giant changes in human testosterone levels just from the 1970s. Giant changes. Oh, yeah, dude. So I think if you're on that path and you're clearly on that path, we are as a human race, we're clearly on that path. Fast.

And we're also at the same time on the path of artificial intelligence. It's like, how much time do we really have? How much time do we really have here? What if this though? What if a trans kid, how many trans people are there? They're all trans now, everybody. Right. What if the whole country is trans? I think they've backed off a lot of a lot of people have decided that they really didn't want to do it anymore. Yeah.

there's quite a few and they get people get mad at them, which is really wild. When they, people get mad at them for changing their mind. Have you interviewed anybody that has gone down this surgery path and didn't want to have this surgery? Have you ever talked to somebody like that? No. I'm just curious what that whole, what that world is like.

Everybody's got their own weird thing with that because it's a weird thing like you're you don't like your sexual organs You're born with you identify with another gender or at least you think you do right least like you Identify with what they like more than what the boys like You're probably just gay

And that's one of the things they've studied is when they leave transgender or supposedly transgender youths, and they don't do anything, they eventually become gay men. Oh, I see. Big percentage of them. Yeah. Does that mean they're all like that? And some people don't genuinely have true gender dysphoria? No. That's always been a thing too.

And being gay used to seem like if you were just gay, that was everything. It was like, it was like, but I guess- Isn't everything? It was like gay didn't, it was like, oh, if you, if you were trans or any, now it's LGBTQI, right? And I'm gonna- Oh, there's also, yeah. There's intersects. Plus. There's two. Plus. Right. What is plus? What is plus? I don't know. I know two is Two Spirit, which is my favorite. Really? I know I'm gonna need- Two Spirit. They took the kooky Two Spirit people in the Native American.

No, Two Spirit is like a very specific, like, let's Google it. Two Spirit is like, you think you're like a Fox can or some shit like that. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, they, they, I, this is where I found out that I might be fucking up what Two Spirit is, but this is where I found out about this stuff because my, a buddy of mine who lives in Utah, his wife worked at a public school.

And he told me that she told him that they were having a meeting because one of the parents had proposed putting a litter box in the bathroom because the kid thinks it's a cat. Oh, that's crazy.

and he told me that I talked about it on podcast and people started saying that that was transphobic and this is a transphobic lie and I was like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So it wasn't a real story you mean? What does that have to do? First of all, what does that have to do with transgender?

what does it have to do with that we're talking about some of the things that a cat well how is that transphobic and then i realize like that all there's a lot of things connected in this one group that are not the same thing like they're just trying to lump in every idea like safety only have like

you know the electoral college get like a couple points in this day but if you win like ten fucking states you got a big coalition you can get the white house yeah you know so it's like if you can't just transgender people on their own too many people like no you can't go into the women's room get out of here but then you add them to the game oh i see add them to the queers which is like what does that mean you know and then if you're in a more of a buffet of folks are you in

Okay. Two-spirit people. Maybe straight, gay, bisexual, asexual, or queer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. They're the people that want to pretend the most. I'm everything. I'm a bully. Right, I want to play the shell game. You're a fucking narcissist, probably. You're probably a loon. Or maybe you really have this two-spirit thing. I don't know. But there's a variety of things that are true at the same time. You know, you're going to have people that are kooky, and you're also going to have people that unfortunately really do wish they were born a girl.

Yeah, both those things are real. But the thing about us as a species, if you're looking at these drops that are all clearly established markers in terms of testosterone levels, miscarriages, men who are incapable of having children, low sperm counts, smaller testicles and penises, like we're moving in a direction of looking like those fucking aliens.

Well, I've said this for years. If you look at an alien, their head is big, because that's the only thing that's going still. And their body is this useless sort of fucking Christmas ornament. Spindly, spindly, genderless thing. Yeah, they're genderless, like no tits. They're stuffed out of a weighted blanket, too. Bro, you want to stop an alien? They're one weighted blanket on that bed, boy. Well, I bet they don't interact with things.

Well, of course they don't because everything happens in their head. It's all built in at that point. Why do you even need if you can just blink and calm or whatever? You just, you know, you fucking blink again and you have a mortgage and then you fucking cough and your fucking parents are deceased. It's just like- There's no non-aware language. You speak every language. You know every fact about everything on earth at any given moment. It's all in your head. There's no questions.

There's no, no dick, no mouth. You can't even enjoy food, you have no mouth. Yeah, dude. Well, if I got a dick, you got a mouth, dude. That's food. Food's second. Food's party. I'm catching a BJ. I'm a fucking alien.

Imagine getting ahead from an alien. Imagine you wake up in the middle of the night, you're having this crazy sex dream, and you're like, oh my god, you're getting, you ever have a dream when you're having sex? Yeah. You think in the dream you're actually having sex. Oh dude. It feels real. Guys come in their pants. Oh, I had a dream. I was on an airplane one time. Dude, I was flying to Philadelphia, right? And I had a dream that I was doing oral sex, right? Yeah. And I was just kind of like that in the air, and this old dude fucking shook me, just like, get it together.

Wow I was on the plane. It was just to get it together. We have an air pussy at that point. It's okay. I imagine if you open your eyes and an alien was blowing. Oh, I bet it's like field trapped your paralyzed the alien is just sucking your dick looking you in the eyes.

Big insect eyes, just. Could you imagine? No, bro. The fuck's do you think? That's a real harm movie. Could you imagine you're paralyzed an alien that's sucking your dick? What sound does it make? I bet it makes a sound like a slurpee. They over exaggerate. They give you a caricature. We know they like it when you make a lot of noise. They're going to be gagging.

But they're not even moving it's just a feeling and making the noise or it also has that light You know like whatever you make a Xerox copy of something in that fucking light What that dude what it was I see in the other day they're having gay animals now is that They were having gay animal what are you saying if you pull that up Jimmy if you see anything of it? Or that animal request is that what I'm just saying if you see um

bro animals fuck couches they fuck your leg okay you have a dog well some dogs will grab a hold your leg they know your leg is in the female dog they don't care they grab a hold your leg does that mean he's gay no means he's crazy horny but no obviously in something where they were trying to have a hot it's like a upscale meat or beef that comes from a gay

Why this one old on this? Why are scientists ignoring all the gay animals? Go down to that. It's a great question. There's a study. This is like those that James Lindsay, Helen Pluck Rose, Peter Bogosian thing. What does it say? Can I agree that the headline?

Why are scientists ignoring all the gay animals? You imagine, like, you're a scientist, and you're trying to figure out how old the universe is, and that's the complaint you read first thing in the morning, and you're like, hey, hey, hey, hey! There's other shit to worry about! Hey, you telling me this auto-reno homosexual?

I'm trying to figure out how old the fucking universe is. That's why. There's not a lot of federal funding for gay animals. Oh, there is now. You have to get funding for this stuff. I'm sure we spent a bill on it, dude. Yeah, that was another thing that was crazy about the Harris campaign was when you found out that they can pay activist groups. They give donations to activist groups, like large sums of money.

It's like activist groups. Like what? So that these people will endorse them. Oh, I see. There's an accusation that she gave, what's that dude's name? Who's on MSNBC, the old dude?

Don Leonard? No, no, no, no, no. Don Leonard, you combine two names. Don Lemon and who Sugar Ray Leonard? Don Lemon. Yeah. Oh, bro. No, Al Sharpton. Don's got a little more sugar than Ray Leonard, I think. To be honest, no judgment, dude. But I'll tell you this, maple syrup. Gay animal, bro.

Gay animal meat is going to be the new thing. You're telling me you're at a restaurant, right? Right. It'd be a gay lamb. You could have this lamb, $70 this shank, or you could have this sweet little lamb shank over here for 90 bucks. It's the best of both worlds. So it's got the firmness of mail. Yeah.

Well, also, is that sweet tenderness of female? Yeah, it's also been basted from the inside, you know? I think there's... You tell me you're not going to get a gay steak, dude, for an extra 20 bucks. You're not going to try it? Well, especially if you're LBGT-friendly, you want to support the gay steak market? You have to. Yeah. That's the next thing, though. One of the next things, no one encouraging straight cows to fuck each other? Because they realize there's more money in gay steaks. Yeah.

You're like, I'll take a steak, you're like, he's like, yeah, you fucking better be, buddy. In the attention market that is social media, there has to be a few people out there that are pretending to be gay that aren't. Like, here's a good example. Oh, for sure. Here's a good example. There were a bunch of girls and people got mad at them because they're hot female only fans girls and they started putting fake dicks in their pants. Okay. And pretending that they're trans.

Because I was getting them a lot more views. So apparently, the way to get a lot of views is to be a really hot trans person. Like really hot trans people are in right now. Like really hot like a girl. Like a super hot girl.

Like this big old big old hog on you so people got mad and started saying that my Identity is not your costume like the actual cultural appropriation kind of yeah, but like hey Right are you doing that?

Are you doing that? You have a dick and you're saying you're a girl and then these girls who don't have a dick are putting a dick on and you're saying you can't do that. Oh, so they're all this is crazy. Yeah, it's like we're caught on a blender, dude. First of all, it's very short-sighted because you should be pro-trans, even if it's fake-trans. Right. If that would make more people into trans people, that'd be better for everybody. Right, no matter what. Now, are some people... It's famine thinking. Are there really some people

Are people born with wiener and breast? Is that a real thing? I have not heard of that, but I know that some guys do have problems with their breasts. Like there's a thing when guys take steroids. They develop something called gynomastica and gynomastica is an enlargement of the breast tissue. I know guys who have had to get their nipples cut open and they have to get that removed and then sewn back together again. It's like a serious operation.

But so are some people that is that's breast tissue because they take so much testosterone That their body starts producing extra estrogen. Okay, and then they get titties as a side effect Yeah, I don't I hope I'm not fucking that up. That's what I've been told I'm pretty sure that's how it goes But the point is that's the only time I've ever heard of like with a dick into but some people are born with both genitals, right? Yes

That's a little different, right? That's pretty rare. That's called a hermaphrodite. Or no, I think they call them intersex now. People are always trying to come up with new names. Oh, yeah. I'm putting these growing up. Hot tits, normal breast tissue, hormone imbalance, causes swelling. First of all, some sweet titties. Yeah, first batch I ever saw around my buddy, shout out to him. I'll tell you what, if I could just crop out that right, I could rub off that right. I used to look at my buddy like that. Go back to that tip, please.

You go back to his, it's his left. So his left, it's like, no, no, no, I don't want to see the technical, the actual one. So if you just cropped in his left, his left, that one. Just crop in that, remove all side of hair.

Look at that little milk pork. He's got a hot athletic girls boobs. Oh, damn, but that's a fucking little nerve branch. We don't really need to don't don't do that. That's right. It's a lot. But I'm telling you that you telling me this that if you don't you make a steak out of that man, you're not gonna pay an extra 30 bucks. And then the problem would be there would start only fans bottles with the bulge.

Oh, see? Oh, that's it. So, so they're doing it. A lot of people, but do you, what if, do you think though, this is what I wonder sometimes, do you think that science has us headed so we were all that everyone is going to be trans at what, like it's like it's all merging? Yeah, I think we're going to be genderless, really. Go to that article again. I want to see what there was saying.

What would they say instead? There's only two of them. I don't know how. Oh, not on my Instagram. This is gang about started a trend. They're all over the place. Only fans models. Can I just read that? Only fans models are targeted by online LGBTQ mob after posing an underwear with fake bulges. That's so crazy. That's so great. That's so hypocritical.

I wonder, dude, I heard jelly rolls got that thing on him. I heard he's got it real. I bet it does. Look at that, just two boys being silly alongside a trans flag. How can you get mad? How can you get mad?

But you can't get mad because that violates, you're saying that your standards are more important than them doing this thing to get attention. That your standards of what's real is not real. No, no, no, no, no. It doesn't work that way. Because the only way, because then

It's only your standards because if you want that kind of a strict control the way people view things, you're going to allow people to turn that on you. And there's going to be way more people that have a hard time with you saying that you're a woman when you have a dick than there's going to be for a bunch of girls who just want to take pictures of their fake bulges.

Yeah. That doesn't make, you're just being a control freak. Like you don't, you can't have no fake trans people, but only real trans people, but don't let anybody. Right. It's like saying you can't control who decides what's real and what's not real. Right. It's almost the same with like a lot of cultural appropriation stuff, but a certain point it just gets ridiculous. It's like you can, you know, did you see that one dude who faked it for like six months? Fake being black. No, you can't do that anymore. I'm not doing it.

Um, now he faked, uh, being a woman. You know that dude, he was on like one of those reality shows and he had all the tattoos. It was like good looking guy, which, which is why I was crazy. And he said he was transitioning and he was, it was just a troll. He did it for like six months. No, just like making videos on whatever. No, I didn't see that, but he kept it up forever. That dude.

explaining josh cedars trans hoax alleged fake death and why monica beverley hills involved on the monica beverley hills is mean either uh... so this guy it was very smart he said he's been undergoing a crash out of most epic pro out of the most epic proportions and somehow rupaul's dragways doll monica beverley hills is involved is this like a far left wing blog is the way they're writing this is like

Okay. Well, that makes sense. Because I was like, what is the temp, first of all, it's called them dot us. Yeah. I was like, what is the, I don't understand what the tone of this article is. So go back to it now. So he's pretending to be trans Joe.

Yes, okay for a long time. Okay, here goes. Scroll up a little bit. Oh, here goes. The former reality TV star has gone viral on social media for the worst reasons. That's definitely not the worst reason. Yeah. Allegedly faking his own death and claiming it was a hack as well as pretending to be trans and posting photos of himself in feminine clothes is an experimental mockery of trans people that he claims is exposing the woke mind virus.

Um, but that's not the worst reason. It's the worst reasons is like you killed a bunch of folks. The worst reasons you let us school on fire. That's the worst reasons. Like that's not the worst reasons for going viral because why did he pretend to be trans? He came out as a trans woman. He gave interviews with public like page six. But are there people that aren't, um, came out as trans women. So this guy just pretended to be trans for a long time. A long time. So he was making a mockery of them.

he said five months so he did it for five months so uh... but it was not over five months later he said that he was actually it was all social experiment on an episode of the conservative podcast prime time with alex dine cider said the purpose was to expose how gullible and delusional the left is

What I did is I faked being a faker, he said. I pretended to be a pretender. But yeah, well, that's right. The thing is like people don't want to admit that he's correct because it makes you insensitive. But what he's saying is like logical, right? It's logical. And so what if people are actually trans or some people actually trans?

You'd have to ask them, and so therein lies the problem. I see. I think there are people that are not, though. There's people that are perverts, for sure, and pretend to be trans, so they can go to women's rooms. For sure. Oh, yeah, yeah. For sure. I'm not accusing all of them. I'm just saying. No, I've seen it. You're going to have that if you have this thing. This loophole. This new thing. When I was a kid, if a guy with a beard and a dress tried to go into the women's room, men would go in there and beat the fuck out of them. They wouldn't let that happen. They would say, oh, that guy's a pervert.

And if a woman went to the men's room, we'd tell her to bring a couple of her friends. She'd say, but still, in a respectable way. Or you would guard the door while they were urinating. That was another thing if a woman said, I really need to urinate in here. Yeah, well, no one would care. The added thing is he had a parent maybe had a relationship with this Monica Beverly Hills person. Oh, is Monica Beverly Hills a gay guy? It's a contestant from Drag Race.

Oh, this person like tried to out them, I guess, and then he denied it. And then I guess there might be evidence. Oh, so that's they're saying that he might have done this all in retaliation for this. See, that's what happens. A lot of times is people will. I just read that. Well, listen, for whatever, maybe the guy's gay and he pretended to be a woman. He's not a woman.

All right. So maybe you had a gay relationship with a drag queen. Or maybe it's not even a gay relationship if it's a drag queen. I don't remember anymore. I don't know what the new regulations are. I don't know what the new regulations are. All I'm saying is, if you want to be a person who is open-minded and who's compassionate and who just wants to let people live and let live, you can't get mad at these girls putting rubber dicks in their pants. Well, it's like somebody dressing up like for someone for Halloween, I feel like, right?

a little bit. But you could say that's what they're doing though. I see what you're saying. You're making your own Halloween. You can't be upset if we make a Halloween. You can say your girl. You can say your girl and you can be a guy with a beard and long nails and say your girl. But you can't make me go along with it. I see what you're saying.

I'm not saying that you can't say you're a girl. I'm not saying that you can't call yourself a new name. But if we're in this weird, aggressive situation and you want me to say you're a girl so that you can go do girl things in the girl's room and like, you can't make me agree to that. That's where it gets crazy. Like if you're not infringing on anybody else's space,

There's a reason girls don't want to be in a fucking bathroom with dudes. Yeah. And if it's like trans men in the men's room, men don't give a fuck because women aren't going in there to rape men. Right. Right. So that's the difference. They're women that think they're men. No one cares. If a woman who thinks she's a man wants to enter into men sports, no one's going to stop her.

right because some of it's all one direction isn't it isn't always man going to women stuff well for sports for sure look there have been women that are they've turned trans and competed against boys that it had it definitely has happened but the striking dominance

that you see were trans men or trans trans women biological men who identifies women compete against regular biological women in sports yeah it's it's crazy you get people with like

I would listen to. It's just a delusion. It's just a delusion that you shouldn't let in. If you want to have an all-trans league, do that. That's what we should do, I feel. It seems like there should be that so that then... It's just a cheat code. You can't just say you're a girl. You're not a girl. Let's do a DNA test. Let's do a chromosome test. Oh, look. XY. You're a guy. Will DNA tell you the truth every single time? Will that answer always be the... You're fucking chromosomes, Will. Okay, so there's no...

Look, there's going to be a variable, there's going to be a thing even with that, right? So if you have like male and female, all male and all female are not created equal. There's a giant curve between like the most manly man and the most womanly man. And then the most manly woman and the most womanly woman. Like there's this giant fucking curve that all it means to be a human being.

I can't tell you where you are in that curve. Yeah. I don't know what you are you, man. You'd be you. I'll be me. I'm doing fine. I want you to be happy, but you can't pretend you're in that other group. You can't, especially if you are the male pretending you're a female and you want to enter into like women's rooms. You can't do that because there's too much of a potential for that to be abused by creeps. So what's the solution? I don't know what the solution is. I don't know.

You know, individual bathrooms. What about that family restroom that always has? Dude, I'll tell you this, the worst thing is... One with the diaper table. Yeah. The one special bathroom. That's a big bathroom. It's got that Australian diaper table in it or whatever. You're like, what is this? And you don't even have a diaper, but you do have a hog and a dress. Yeah. And you're like, I'm just going to use this one. Just not freak anybody out.

Like Shelly Roll, dude. He's got that hold on him, huh? Yeah, but he's clearly identifying as a male. Oh, yeah, I know it's denying, but if he wasn't, and then he had that big ol' hog, keep him out of the women's room. I'm just saying he's got that mistletoe on him, I heard you know. That's what I heard, dude. I heard he's got that, you know that thing that cops throw out to get the car to stop if it's going real fast. Those nails on a strip. I'm just saying I heard he's got that rope on him, boy. Damn.

So whatever, dude, stay black, homie. That's what Joey Diaz always says. Stay black. That's the most important thing. Oh, my God. Have you ever seen the video where, uh, speaking of Alex Jones, where Joey Diaz and Alex Jones, uh, Alex Jones is trying to calm Joey Diaz down and I'm next to him. I'm just crying laughing and Joey's telling some story about who he smuggled, smuggled weed through the airport under his nut sack.

They didn't catch them and they're like what kind of fucking security do we have here like See if you can find it because it's I am like literally crying laughing like I can't breathe. I'm fucking crying I haven't seen I'm trying to go what I'm always going off and this is you know Alex Jones of like the early 2000s No, I saw they got that new tariff in New York City. You see that nine bucks are driving to the city now

during congestion times. So during, I think it's 5 a.m. to two. They're just trying to ruin that city, man. Well, I just wonder what will that, like who does it, obviously it hits, everything hits people that don't have money the hardest, right? You know, we were talking about how once people have power over you, once they have control over you, they never want to let that go? Oh, for sure. The East Coast is a great example of that. And one of the best examples is the tolls.

The tolls were supposed to be created to pay for the city to build the roads, build the bridges. But they paid for it a hundred times over. Once it's already been paid, now you're just stealing money from people because you can. So then they just fill their coffers up and fill their bureaucracy and fill their red tape to justify all this money coming in. It's all a scheme. This is Joey on the Alex Jones Show. 2010.

They're just better at covering up what they did. I don't know. He was dancing and singing and next you know he's dying oxygen. No, not right. A junkie's a junkie's a junkie's a junkie's a junkie every day. He doesn't wake up singing dance and then he has oxygen tanks at night. Something's not right there. And in my case, like, all school, you're worth more dead than what you are alive. You're in the stamina.

And now they got an end record coming up. He ain't in debt no more. He's doing a tour next year with the people from Vegas that jump up and down the Blue Bang group. But I wonder how that is. I mean, he's worth now that he's ever been. I think, boy, kindly killed Michael Jackson. If it was up to me, you know what I know. I smoke another joint. I'll break it down. I'll break it down because he bought the music from Warmer Carter. They want to get it back to him. And all of a sudden, they put Warmer Carter in the Super Bowl. They tried to build up the Beatles to get their thing going. And all of a sudden, Michael Jackson,

I believe it. It goes a lot longer. The best is the end though, he says stay black. Just get to the very back. Tommy listen to your bullshit congressman or your bullshit governor or even a bullshit president, somebody who's running for president and he's kidding you with that same four shit that they give you every four fucking years and you still vote for the fucking Momo, you're gonna get mad. Think about me saying the word fuck. With that I'm out here, I gotta go smoke a cigarette. Hey, hold on a minute, we gotta say nine. We're making very solid points.

Don't do the, uh, no, I know, I, Joey, you get it. But this is the left, the American public. No. That every four years they buy the same shit they've been buying they before years and the same people with their Harvard articulation and their Christians and they have a family. And these are the same people that shove it up your fucking ass every year. The one thing that you get about me is I'll say fuck, but I will not fucking rob you. If I need something, I'll ask you like a man.

Stay black cuz that's the most important

day we gotta start getting more you're gonna when you start to see people just identify as black man you can't do that they want you to do that yeah but that's what they said about everything yeah but that one's been a hard line for a while they used to be able to do blackface think about it so many people did blackface in movies robert under junior did blackface in the early two thousands right point you can be able to look at that movie soul man remember

The guy pretended to be black to get like a car in the kitchen. Yeah, he did it. A lot of people did it. Lexer Holt. I don't even think he looks. I think that's his real skin color. You do? Yeah, I think that is. OK. That's a rumor. The point is.

That is, it's going the other direction. It's not going the direction of like the Rachel Gold. No. I think you're going to have a real surgeon coming up. Well, there are people that have tried it. The problem is now with 23 and me. It's real hard to pull off. Mike Perry. It's got like two percent. You're going to tell, hey, I ain't going to tell him he ain't.

I ain't telling my fairy is a zebra if he wants to be dead. But can you bring up people that are trying to be black and see like by texturizing their scanned those new things, Joe?

Well, I definitely think that people are taking pills. I've heard of that. Yeah, darkening pills or whatever. Yeah, there's some kind of medication that you can take. Maybe it's a peptide that darkens your skin. Oh yeah. It may be a peptide. But I've heard of it. It might even have some weird melanin name, like melanalin or something like that. Yeah.

I don't remember though, but I do remember seeing it on an internet article where, you know, it was like how far are people going to like look different? Oh yeah. No different shit that people are doing. Dark buddy or whatever they're calling it. Dark buddy? Dark buddy? And you just like take a couple of pills of it? Oh, you're sinking to Justin Trudeau doing blackface. Dude, you know, he just retired. He's just retired. Yeah. That's crazy. Well, he's stepping down till they find, they're gonna have to find a replacement and then he leaves. I liked him better when he was black.

That was very brief, I think. But spelled a few few hours to vibe in. Bro, people have hammered on that guy so I'm like, but did you see? At least so, man. He doesn't seem like he has any strength inside of him of his own. No, no, no. It seems like a character from a Charles Dickens novel. If you bring up that his retirement speech from the other day. Yeah. Well, it's fake. That's why. It was like, oh, for the.

It's fake. It's all fake. He's like a fake progressive. The whole thing's fake. That's why he was an authoritarian and he kept cracking down on people's rights and they all really saw it during that trucker protest because that's when it was really in front of everybody's face where he couldn't ignore it. Here's this guy who is trying to, he's freezing bank accounts from the people that donated money to the truckers.

Yeah, I don't want to listen to this. Fuck this guy. But he very much has a character from a Charles Dickens novel, doesn't he? It's because it's performative. Look, he looks AI, though. But if you go to see a movie about Charles Dickens, here's one thing when you ever go to see like an old-timey movie. Everyone talks in a more elegant and sophisticated manner. Hello, for them? Hello. Yeah, there's a difference to the way people talked in those like Dickens. I've got Rubella Dad. Yeah. Tommy has Rubella. You know why? Because it's fake.

Right? Like, that's how people used to make movies back. Did people really talk about that back then? No. No, people talk the way they talk. It's just people were just not... Well, they talked and they had different vernacular than they do now. But people, when you're performing something, performing something was new. You have to think about this.

If you go back and watch movies, one of the things that's great about the fact that we produce so much content is that what it's done, the entire bank of all the content that people created since the beginning of television being started, to the rock and roll boom of the 1960s, to the internet, to all these things, you can see the way people communicate evolves and changes.

And if you go back to the earliest representations of broadcast media in the country, everyone talks in a way that's not natural. James J. Braddock like that. Here we are. Yep. ABC News World Report. Hitler has moved into, you know, it's like there's a way that they talk back then. And then there's, if you go watch those movies, they talked fake in the movies. Wow. Like Marlon Brando was the first guy to not talk fake. And everybody's like,

What is this guy doing? It's revolutionary. He seems like he's a real guy. Like, no one even knew how to do that until Brando came along and did it. And so then movies became, and then you get a guy like Daniel Day-Lewis. Yeah. You know, where does he come from? Well, he comes from this entire evolutionary tree of people figuring out what's the best way to pretend publicly.

And the way that they would do it in the Charles Dickens movies was a primitive way. It's like when you're watching... Albert is sick, God! Rudolph the Red Nose reindeer was on the other day. It was like Christmas around the house. Oh, yeah. The old one, the cremation way. The snow is moving around. Rudolph. Like the snowman. Yeah. It's goofy as fuck. Santa looks goofy as fuck. It's terrible. The way people talk. Oh, the Santa?

I seem so fake, but that was a standard. It's like six million dollar man was a good show. Okay. It was a good show. Right. That was the standard. The standard was terrible. Like we had a terrible standard for communication. That standards changed over time.

It's changed. So the people that are still doing it that way, it's glaringly obvious. Right. So with Justin Trudeau is doing, he's doing like a fucking strip club DJ voice. Yeah. He, you know, he's like Lexus to the main stage. Good evening, Manitoba. You don't know who that guy is. You're not getting any of him. That is a mask. Yeah. You're not getting any of him. Well, he went to that tragically hit concert. Is that the band tragically hit or whatever?

Huh? Churchically hip, yeah. He went to that concert, he didn't wore a jean jacket and everybody thought he was like a vibe and I think that's how he won that election or whatever. Wow, that's hilarious. And then... It was good-looking, he's tall, and he's charismatic. He's figured out a way to bullshit in the beginning before he had any power, it works. Yeah. Because he sounded like a sensible guy. But people get revealed when they face pressure. And when he faced pressure during that trucker thing, then he showed his true cards.

Do you think that they'll take Canada and it'd be the 50s first or second state, whichever one it is? I think this is what I think. I think we take Canada and then we go right into Mexico. Let's fucking go. Ooh. Yeah. That's what I said. I tweeted that today. You did? I tweeted that today. I didn't see that. We should let Mexico in too. I want to be fucking Mexican. Everybody keeps sneaking over. How about we just let them stay here? Yeah. Just like, how about we go into that?

How about what I said? How about what he said instead of trying to let all the bad stuff in? How about we make this totally lock down safe and then expand safety? Expand it. But you gotta do it without stripping people their rights.

a lot it's a lot but also there's a problem like poland doesn't let anybody in or out of their country is that right don't fuck around poland doesn't and that's what like why isn't why don't some countries like well i guess america is kind of this it's kind of a halfway house of

like ideals over the years it feels like you know it feels like like I always thought there was this idea idea of this is an American this is what we do you know it's kind of like how you're brought up like with the Pledge of Allegiance civics class all that type of stuff like this is what it means like for tough type vibes you know but then it everything kind of changes over time and now I feel like

We don't know what America is, and I think that's the part that seems super scary to people sometimes. Well, that's the part that's easy to manipulate, right? So in this moment of chaos that we're talking about, I don't know what America is anymore. That's when you get all these fucking activist groups that are not real. That's when you get this discourse online. That's when you get people attacking. And you get real people that get caught up in it too, and they're getting you caught up in it as well, because all these people are super addicted to arguing with stuff online.

And I see like otherwise very reasonable people that are on Twitter 12 hours a day and I just don't understand what the fuck is wrong with you. Otherwise very reasonable, successful people. Why are you doing this? Yeah, some people tweet all day. Elon tweets all day. All day. All day. It must be an addiction right at this point. I mean, there's no way. And if it's real, do you think it's really him doing it? Well, that was the Andre Dittman thing. That was the thing that people were saying that this was a fake. So was that proven that it wasn't him?

I've been trying to track that don't have no idea what I'd heard that it was proven that it wasn't him because this guy who Sounds like Elon was doing something while Elon was playing Diablo live. They had him talk to each other I think in a space, right? They were never taught they were definitely both making noise at the same time But again like without seeing both this also never seen a picture the other guy. I don't think that could be a I

Right you told me a guy like Elon couldn't like just for funsies Rig something like that. He's catching rockets with robot arms You know you don't think you could figure that out. Yeah figure that out He could have the algorithms talk to each other

I think they can already translate your language. They can take whatever you're saying right now in your podcast and they can translate it to German, they can translate to Spanish, they can translate it to anything. If they can do that, they could for sure have a version of you that's quick enough with AI that it could respond like a person would.

Which is it's all going to get interesting because now there's there used to be places if you didn't like what was going on You could sail off to another place, but there's not that many of those places anymore. No, that's one of the reasons why we got to protect America We got to protect freedom because if they can lock down on us We are the last beacon of hope for the world and I know that sounds ridiculous. Oh you guys are so ridiculous Help so you go central look what's happening to Europe. Look at the chaos. Look at the chaos

Look it's look it's what's happening in terms of like how people are upset at their political parties look at what's happening with Palestine and Israel look what's happening with Ukraine and Russia. Did you see that fucking bomb that went off today? You want to see something nuts? That's real. You don't know if it's real? I don't think so. Yeah For real sent me in the middle of night. Yeah. Yeah, I was taking a shit Jamie needs to know about this one

Oh, yeah, dude. I don't like shitting at night because I don't know if I'll go back to sleep. So while I'm sitting there, my legs will fall asleep every that happened to you, bub. Yes. And then you try to get up and you're like, I'm stuck here on shit island. Yeah. Your legs go numb. And then you fall down and hurt yourself. You just imagine that's how you hurt yourself, like slipping your pants down by your ankles and your numb ass, stupid legs. You bang your fucking head into the nightstand like, ah,

And your wife's like, is this what? Yeah, it's a protector. You cayoed yourself in the toilet room. Slam in your head off the fucking doorknob. Don't get a big circle in the middle of your forehead for a month. Every time she looks at you, she thinks of you with your stupid fucking bruise, your pants done by your ankles, half wiped ass.

Dude, my mom used to always come. We doze off on the shit or as children, you know, my mom would always come in there and rescue us or whatever. That's hilarious. Pretty cool. Well, now it must be more common because of phones. Oh, yeah, people at a time. That's a way more time. A lot of crazy stuff. You know, the Asians can't eat hot dogs anymore to saw that the other day. They can't, as a general rule. They're not allowing it. North Korea. What were you just looking up, Jamie? Ukraine hypersonic thing. Yeah. You need to see this.

I've already, how to shoot down. It's, I don't think that video is real. I'll just start there. You son of a bitch. But there's already saying like don't believe the hype from a 2023 Ukraine and the Kinsel missile don't believe the hypersonic hype. Well, I remember in the beginning of the war, there was a bunch of footage that turned out to just be video games. It was going everywhere because people can make money from clicks, right? So, I'd say that explains. Can I see that again? Not real.

Well, everything's just dangerous now. How do you know that's not real? When it comes up here, that video of that bomb and that tree lot, that's someone edited that part. Those two things aren't the same. In what way? I'm just my history of looking at this stuff a lot.

So it's a lot of separation right there. So that line. But if it's far enough away for the curvature of the earth, wouldn't that are in theory, it could be real. But this is the only video of this that exists. Right. And no one else is claiming that this is real anywhere else online.

Right. Um, what I'm seeing though is that that thing that you're looking at in the background is elevated, right? So that that would indicate to me hills and valleys. So that means the bomb could be going off in the valley below that. And I don't know how far down that is. So if you're talking about an area, like this could be Utah, right? So I give you, if you're taking a photograph and it looks like Utah, it's got a soccer field. Oh, yeah. Where do they play a lot of soccer and Ukraine? Utah. Are Ukraine?

They probably do, right? So see what I'm saying? Like that could be far enough over that hill where you get that effective separation and still be natural. The way that it even looks though, it looks like someone's got a TV behind another thing and they're showing an explosion of a TV. The way that that looks is not even. Right, it does look like a little exposed correctly. Right. It looks, it pulls away. Yeah.

It looks grainier. And I don't know how you would be filming that to catch a hypersonic missile. It says it was a US people reporter accidentally films it like, OK, really? And it's going pretty slow at that point too. Let me see it again. Well, it's our its perspective thing. Like it might look slower than it is because, you know, it's covering a lot of distance.

It looks like Terminator 2, really. That's what kind of, like, starts. It's hard, too, because, like, we're probably looking at cell phone footage, and cell phone footage is still not that good. So bizarre. They keep making it better and better, but... And it gets worse and worse, the photos do. Well, first of all, like, drones. I have not seen one good cell phone drone video, so all that argument about, like, if UFO is real, where the fucking video is, everyone's good at phone. Those arguments are now out the window, because we know the drones are real.

Right. So we don't what? Sorry. Here's the result for that. Console missile thing. Like, it just starts talking about it. Oh, the type of missile that they're saying that that was that was a real video. It's in deer would be everywhere. Yeah.

it would be everywhere would you mean there would be a bunch more results saying like look at this crazy video of this missile going on oh i see i see not so that's only there's only one video and there's no other reports of that that bomb i also look at the account that posted it and start looking at some of the other shit they posted soul what is our issue ship poster what was that one though that did blow up was it in iran or in seria recently

where they hit some ammo depot, the Israelis did, and it looked crazy, and that was a real one. Yeah, you remember that one? I think you're right. I think you're right. That's heartbreaking. Oh, it's so scary. You watch the amount of explosion when it hits. You're like, Jesus. Check this out. Oh, this is a different one, but this is another one that's crazy.

This is an ammunition depot building that blows up, but watch this. You're lying. Bro, how fucking scary is that? So play that back again. That's real. Watch this.

Yeah, that's what it looks like when one of them things blows up. Yeah, that's crazy. Could a Kevlar thing help you from that? Kevlar? No, no, no, no, no, no. Everyone's getting smushed, especially if you're close. The buildings are getting eliminated. And what can you hide behind me? What type of thing would you do there? There's nothing you're not going to do anything. You're going to get vaporized. But it's only about how much distance you are from that blast. Here's one too. Yeah, this is the one the aerial series. That's right. The Syrian army one. Check this out. See if you can do it from the beginning.

It's fucking bananas, dude. Watch this. Look at this. Boom. This just happened. A couple weeks ago, maybe. Three weeks ago, it says, fuck. Look at that. And that was in cereal? What did they do wrong? We just afraid that was so funny.

Oh, yeah, I don't know. If you really want to pay attention, you have to go down multiple rabbit holes. OK. But Assad was just removed as the dictator of Syria. OK. What's that, Jamie? I thought you did. He did get removed, right? And is he dead or is he? Because there was reports that he was in a plane. The plane was shot out of the sky. But then there was reports that he landed in Russia. So I don't even know what's true.

Did he get a shot out of the sky? That was like a story that was in the news. I do remember hearing that. It's not saying it's dead when I Google his name. Are the story still up? It says it's playing God's shot out of the sky? Because I remember there were stories that said it's playing God's shot out of the sky. And then there was some Twitter story saying that he landed in Russia. I was like, what is going on with this? But they wanted a regime change. And they got it.

how hard was it for him to get you know that's the problem if you want to go down this rabbit hole and have a conversation like dave smith about it he knows yeah he'll take you down a rabbit hole he's an interesting guy huh he knows a lot he's very smart he knows a lot he knows a lot and he like legitimately knows a lot he's not bullshitting about what he knows yeah

And that's why he gets these guys that get cocky and they want to have like Chris Cuomo, want to have a debate with them and he just trowounces them. He knows what he's talking about. And he's not lying, right? The difference between a guy like

like any of these CNN type media darling types who pushed the fucking covid narrative and push every mainstream narrative those guys there's that's a very specific kind of mindset it's a bullshitter's mindset and those guys all melt in front of

actual conversations with people like Dave Smith who know what they're talking about are not ideologically captured. Yeah. Because there's certain things you just can't argue. You can't argue that it's a good idea to do certain things. And if you have not made that conclusion in your mind, you're still thinking like you're employed at CNN, you're never going to beat a guy like Dave Smith in a conversation. Because he's not going to argue with you if you're right. If you're right, he's going to agree with you. Yeah, he seems to lock in.

These people that are, they're doing a totally different thing. Reuters reports Assad may have died in plane crash later, removes report. Well, they got the call. So he escaped, I guess. But wait, yeah. So they got the comments gone and down. And he, I've seen no more updates other than this that I don't know where he is. Do you believe that we still can get real news information, Joe? Not from me.

speaking which i have to correct something because uh... there was a conversation that i had with um... uh... john is pop s and christa stephenow we're talking about john jones i'd i'd heard a rumor that john jones wanted thirty million dollars to fight tom aspen all and i did hear that rumor and i did hear that the u f c uh... said yes but it is not true

So Dana contact me said that rumor is bullshit. So I felt obligated to tell everybody that was that was a fake rumor. I don't even remember who because we did that podcast. Unfortunately, we did that podcast two weeks ago. Yeah, I don't remember who told me. What do you think the amount is that John Jones would fight him for? Do you think it's an amount?

Well, apparently, John is thinking about retiring. Yeah. And he should. I mean, he's going to have to someday. I'm not saying he should retire. I'm saying he should think about it. Give the man all the time he wants. He can fight whenever he wants to fight. That's John Jones. He's the goat. So, leave him alone if he decides one day to come back and he comes back and he wants to fight Tom Aspenall for the heavyweight title. The question is like,

How long are you allowed to hold on to the title before they start having that conversation? Now, he just knocked out steep Amy Ochich. So give the man's months, give the man five or six months, just leave him the fuck alone. But at a certain point in time, you have to decide who the heavyweight champion is. And if Tom is the interim heavyweight champion and John decides he doesn't want to fight anymore, he could do that. And he could do that also and then come back in a year and fight for the title. He could do that. Like he could do whatever he wants, but he might decide, you know what?

had an unbelievable career, never lost, except the disqualification lost to a rule that has since been reversed. He's the goat. He retires. He's got plenty of money. He's got an opportunity to do some acting. Yeah. He's an interesting character to me because he seems like he seems unique kind of. Oh, he's very unique. Yeah. He seems hard to pinpoint kind of. They make any sense or no.

but that doesn't ever stop me from conversations with you. Thanks, dude. I don't require you to make sense. Yeah, he just seen me. That would be so boring. Imagine if I were, listen, Theo, I really love you. I love talking to you, but you got to make sense. Imagine that we ruin our whole relationship. That would be the most ridiculous requirement. But you know what Joe said to me? People go, what? That is so fucked up. Why would he say that?

God, give me one of those gay steaks, huh? Things are 30 bucks more. God, damn. It comes out. They fucking pull it out. You're telling me queer shoulders, $9 more per pound. They serve it in a high-heel shoe. The way to taste it out of the shoe plates it.

The waiter just kind of scoops it onto your tongue. Yeah, I'm called a juicy Santana. But it's going to start happening. They're going to start getting these LGBTQ meets. They're going to start getting... What's the D? You put a D in there. I don't know. They probably forgot. She said LGBT. They keep putting other stuff in there. They're still new ones.

yeah they always add ones but the one that pisses me off the most of the ad the a that's a sexual hey stay out of it this is not you why you in there yes it's like the it's the electoral college thing that i was talking about right as they gathered up this big enough of a fucking spring field ohio come on and come on and we can use your vote and then just pile it all up do you think it's a good idea to get rid of the electoral college do you think it should be one person one vote

yeah i kinda do because i think it just there's no way that it's like a skew it all then you know i feel like it's one person won't vote that's it right you know i just worry about still like how many extra votes they had the one time you know if that was ever figured out or not know if it is out which seems crazy but there's theories i just wonder once the our voting gets compromised it's a rat there's theories but the theory suck

The numbers too big, to me, 15 millions, too many people. You look at the graph of how many people voted for 2012, 2016, and then there's 2020. It's bananas. People showed up. And then there's 24, it goes back to normal again.

And 24 is probably the most consequential election of our lifetime, where people felt more nervous. Like if these motherfuckers get in charge one more time, like we could get like literally invaded by terrorists. We could lose all of our rights to say things on the internet. I mean, they were talking about

cracking down on hate speech online like the free speech is not hate speech that Tim Walzka was actually saying that hate speech Free speech does not include hate speech. Well, what are you by who's fucking definition yours a guy who thinks tampons should be in the boys room and

Yeah, like when Trump started calling him tampon Tim I was like one of the that's all his names. That's my all-time favorite It didn't get used that much because he only had it for a couple of months because the guy went away as soon as the election was over But tampon Tim is the best yeah, I think um I'm amazed how quickly after the election everything just felt like

Dude, people in New York, Ari was talking about it. He said people in New York, even though they didn't win, like their guy didn't win, they're happy they didn't win. There's like a marked feeling of relaxation. Like, whoo. Because people in New York are realizing your fucking city is under attack.

and now it's eighteen bucks to drive in and out of his nine dollar attack now i mean like invaders but not to but there's also your rights are under attack you're being propagandized you you're getting your your finances drain they're sucking money out of you and not providing good service you have terrible leadership you have corrupt leadership

You know what they saw with Bill de Blasio and I think they thought it was going to be better with Eric Adams and this Cathy, hold your ladies out of her fucking mind. Like you're watching these lunatics run that state and they're running it into the fucking ground and people have to wake up before the thing hits the rocks.

Do you think we'll start to separate into different countries and states eventually? Or do you think new things like that will start to happen? Do you think we'll figure everything out? Well, we are different countries. We're the United States of America, but we're like Europe, really. New York is so much different than Idaho. Iowa is so much different than Florida.

You know, I mean, we all speak the same language, but how much different is Miami to Portland? I mean, they might as well be in another fucking country. Yeah, you might you should have a passport to go to Miami. Yeah, you should check your papers. You want to go to Miami? You just went to Kay and Coons on to go to Eastern Washington, too. Yes. Yes, but it's like

We're a bunch of different spots, and that's one of the things that makes it cool is that you can move to a new spot. But like you were saying earlier, you could move to a new spot for now. Like, we moved. We moved. You moved to Nashville. I moved to Texas. We moved because we didn't like the spot we're at. We found a spot that was like, this is better. Like, this is more relaxing. I feel better.

if you are under one universal control and that federal control controls all of the social issues all of the contentious issues about whatever it is whether it's second amendment first amendment abortion

immigration, whatever, if you have like central control, then you stifle the debate about what's best for the population. Because when the people get into control, they enforce that and then they penalize the people that don't agree with them. And they make it like real obvious that you step out of line, they're going to come get you and they're going to arrest you just like they're doing in the UK.

While they're arresting people that are making Facebook posts, you bet your fucking ass. There's a lot of people that want to post things on Facebook and they don't. Because they don't want to go to jail. And that's not good. That's not good. That's the problem with centralized control.

Yeah, I just saw a thing where they. Oh, yeah. Well, that seems like the scariest thing because then it's like, well, how do you think that people here are like people there or that the beliefs here or like the beliefs there? That's why I wish we almost had like places where it's like, okay, if this is how you believe, then this is a place for you, right? And if this is how you believe, then this is a place for you. Because I think if we have

You know, I don't think you have that many places you need probably 10 or 11 places Well, but then you get the problem of people coming into a place and deciding that they want to put their own beliefs on this place and change the place Yeah, that's where things get real weird and you're seeing that with you know a lot of countries that are getting a lot of Islamic immigrants and they want to enforce Sharia law and they want to do it in their neighborhoods doing their communities and

What is that thing? Is this bullshit? Because there was some patrol group of Muslims in New York that were driving around in cars and they were dressed like cops. And I saw that. I was like, is this a rage bait? Is this click bait? What is this? What is this I'm saying? This can't be real. So it was these guys dressed up like cops that had cars that looked like cop cars. It said something about like,

could have been a music video or something. It could be. It could be. This is this is that's a Muslim community patrols protecting us mosques. So are they just security guards that are on mosques? Is that what it is? And people are blowing this up? Yeah, that's what it is. I just saw two election count at the numbers are pretty similar from 2020 to 2024. Really? Now that they have everything have 155 million votes for this.

Can we see it? The graph? I didn't see it on the graph. See, but the thing was the graph was that there was 15 million extra votes. But the graphs were made before the election, the counts were all done. Right, but wouldn't that mean, oh, so now the numbers are high again? I mean, California didn't finish counting until like a week ago.

for a long time. Are you serious? I don't know the actual date, but it was a long time. That's true. Trump was just talking about it. The California has it finished counting yet. Bro, how could you take so long to count? Here's the best part. In every close race after prolonged counting for long periods of time, Democrats won. Yeah. The ones over there. What are the odds? The ones where you see how many counties shifted red. That's the same thing. It's like people are getting fed up with it. They're getting tired.

They're sick, they're sick of bullshit. So hey, dude, we're gonna do my podcast and we're gonna do your podcast. So this is what we're gonna do. So we will right now, we'll stop, we'll take a piss, and then people that wanna follow this conversation, go to the O'Von's podcast. And it'll be this from now out.

Thank you. I appreciate it. Yeah. Listen, I appreciate you. We're going to have fun tonight, too. Yep. I'm excited. Oh, yeah. I'll be at the club. We're coming to the club. Joe DeRosa's here. Oh, we got to let Shane out of that sauna. No, he's out. Oh, yes. Okay. It's a door. He's a big boy. Pickle me. No, I'm excited to see him going to be fun. Thank you. All right. We'll be right back, folks, on Theo Show.