144: My Strange Q-Tip Addiction & The I Hate Brittany Club
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January 27, 2025
TLDR: Helps a caller who wants to fit in with her best friend's family, and another one moderating a boyfriend's Q-tip obsession.

In this engaging episode, the hosts tackle two unique dilemmas from callers dealing with family dynamics and quirky obsessions. The fun-filled conversation offers laughter while providing insightful solutions to everyday problems.
Key Highlights
Caller 1: Fitting Into the "I Hate Brittany Club"
- Background: Brittany, a 30-year-old from Austin, TX, dealt with a surprising revelation that her best friend's family jokes about hating her. The host, Jake, finds this concept both humorous and relatable, leading to a lively discussion about familial jokes that can sometimes sting.
- Goal: Brittany wishes to fit into the family dynamic and even wants to become a part of this whimsical "I Hate Brittany Club" instead of taking offense.
- Suggestions Made:
- Embrace the Role: The advice suggests her to lean into the role of the "villain"—to be over-the-top in her interactions with her best friend's family.
- Create a Celebration: One entertaining idea proposed was establishing an annual holiday called "Shimmus," celebrating her best friend and affectionately teasing her family about it.
- Photo-Sharing: Brittany could post playful photos on a family group chat portraying them as a close-knit group instead of adversaries.
- Custom T-Shirt: Eventually, Brittany decided to make a humorous shirt listing her best friend’s favorite people, with her name at the top, adding comedic flair to the situation.
Caller 2: The Q-Tip Addiction
- Background: Eva, a caller from upstate New York, shares a peculiar situation where her boyfriend is addicted to using Q-tips excessively, often leaving them scattered around their living space.
- Concerns: Her worries focus not just on the cleanliness of their shared home but more critically on the potential health risks associated with excessive Q-tip use, such as ear damage.
- Suggestions Made:
- Shaming Tactics: These tactics were discussed humorously, such as using fake blood on Q-tips to shock him into realizing the security of his health.
- Tracking Usage: Another practical suggestion was to keep track of his usage, so he becomes aware of how often he’s using them.
- Creatively Dispose of Q-tips: Disguised as humor, one suggestion involved collecting all his used Q-tips and presenting them back to him after a period to showcase his obsessive behavior in a funny, yet impactful way.
Follow-Up and Outcomes
- Brittany's Success: Brittany later followed up to express the success of her custom shirt strategy, leading to a humorous yet warm acceptance by her best friend’s family. She managed to turn a once-negative perception into a fun icebreaker.
- Eva's Progress: Even though Eva hasn't yet implemented all suggestions, the entertaining approaches discussed offer her hope and creativity to tackle her boyfriend's obsession.
Conclusion
This episode of "We're Here to Help" highlights the comedic yet serious nature of personal dilemmas. From family dynamics to quirky habits, the hosts expertly navigate these topics with wit and sincerity. Listeners are encouraged to embrace their situations with humor while fostering connections that can lead to deeper relationships and better understanding.
Takeaways:
- Humor can be an excellent tool to navigate family dynamics and personal challenges.
- Approaching sensitive situations with light-heartedness can lead to positive outcomes.
- Developing a playful narrative about oneself may ease tensions and foster acceptance.
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Okay. Hello there. Hi, how's it going? Good. How are you? Welcome to the show. Can we get your name? Are you rough age and where you're calling from, please? Rough age. My name is Brittany. I'm 30 and I'm from Austin, Texas. Oh, beautiful. You like Austin, Jake? Yeah, I do. It's a great town. Really fun. And Brittany, Jake's been asking this and it seems to be, you know, a little hit or miss, but what's your favorite animal? Jungle or domestic?
favorite animal or like one that I'd want to be in the jungle. And it's a dealer's choice, Brittany. Yeah, tell us your reasoning. Just tell us your follow-ups interesting in general. I agree. Even just a question. Is it attacking me or? Or am I attacking it? We got everything we need to eat. To eat or pet?
Well, if I'm off limit from getting hurt and they can't attack me, I'd want to see one of those 30 foot like giant anaconda It's like nightmare fuel and I don't know if I believe that they're actually real so like if I knew I'm safe
That's cool. I don't want to see that in real life. Okay. All right. Great. Yeah. Hell of an answer opens up a Pandora's box of painting who you are. We should do Rorschach's on you. All right, Brittany. Well, what are you calling for? What's going on? Okay. So, a bit of backstory. My best friend, Jimmy, just moved back to... Do you say shimmy? Yeah. Are you shimmy? Are you shimmy? You said shimmy?
Simmy her real name her funny Miss Shamira, but she goes by shimmy and she also listens to this show, but I'm not telling her I'm calling Okay, but yeah, so she just moved back to Austin from Hawaii where she was living with her family And we were recently in the car together and she got a phone call She starts dying laughing on the phone. So obviously I had the no D best friend when she gets off. I'm like
What are you laughing about? And she lets me know that there's this ongoing joke in her family that they all hate my guts and call her a traitor for moving to Austin and choosing me instead of staying with them in Hawaii. And so let me end her up for a second. Do they hate you only because she's moving or had they hated you previous?
No, it's like a joke. But you find out halfway through a bit that you're like you've been elevated to this villain status.
Exactly. Yes. And so she recently had to go back to Hawaii for a little bit to tie up some loose ends with her job. And she told me that all of the teeth and continues. And so like an example of this would be she's laying on the couch about to fall asleep. And her brother-in-law will come and cover her with a blanket and whisper in her ear and be like, now would Brittany do that? And so...
It's just like a funny bit that they're all doing and they don't know that I know about it. And so I'm looking for a way when I see them next to either prank them or get them a gift and like let them know that I'm cool and that I want to join the I Hate Britney Club because I'm not like a sensitive girl. I just want to be a part of it, you know? Well, I think the only way to be a part of it is to be the ultimate heel.
Yeah. I don't think you can be part of it and be like, I hate that bitch too. It's like, you are that bitch. Yeah. I think you've got to come in and be giving shimmy more stuff. And everything you do is, can your family provide you with this? I don't think so. And then whenever anything's good, you are a WWE heel that's just letting them know they can't compete with you.
So in front of them, I would over the top, what I would actually do is take a couple of photos with you and Shami.
and say to Jimmy, hey, can I get like the family group text or whoever that everybody does something? And go, I just want to say like a funny thing, a nice thing to everybody and she goes, sure, about like Austin and then have a photo of being like, when friends become family. And it's you guys together of who needs or you go, what's more important is not the family you come from, but the family you choose.
I like it. I think Jake's right. I think you have to lean into the heel part of it. I think you, you know, because first of all, it's good that you have a good sense of humor about this. Cause I thought you were going to start and be like, it hurts my feelings. And so the fact that you like this, so this, this is what I would pitch.
Why don't you document and celebrate a new annual holiday called Shimmus, where you celebrate Shimi on a level that her family, not her birthday, but this is a celebration of Shimi that her family can never compete with. And let's get a piñata that looks like Hawaii or something like that. No, or it looks like every member of the family. If possible, let's have a fire. Yeah.
where we burn lays. And let's have a cake where we celebrate shimmy on the cake. And all food is Texas themed. All food is Texas themed. Yes. It's Texas barbecue, the only barbecue. You're drinking bone star beer.
Yeah, you have a shimwao, which is like a luau, but just way better. And why don't you get a picture of you and shimmy that's framed? And at the bottom, it says, all we need is each other. And then in real bold lettering, it just says all after that.
And then you can film that and you can send it to the family to sort of show them that you are once a year inventing the shimmy holiday that makes, you know, it sweeps. I mean, I got to say, I think we're both on the same page. It's, there's ways to be the, I think you got to be the heel. I like the, the shimmy holiday. I like the celebration of her, the pushing it. And I like going to the family. What?
What's your, what Brittany, where are you kind of at? Cause our pitches are kind of similar and we're in one zone. Yeah. But.
Let's hear where you're at. Lean in and go big. Okay. I definitely like that because I enjoy like drinking and like you guys that I'm not a sensitive type at all. I'm just worried that I'm going to see them in person before I get to do this with Jimmy. Okay. You're going to see them. Okay. All right. I got a pitch. But what do you mean potentially then?
because originally they were supposed to be coming here for Christmas and I just found out yesterday that they may not be. So now I might have to see them in February for Jimmy's birthday and I might be going to Hawaii. So I'm thinking like some type of prank or gift and it's not a for sure thing. So I just kind of need some option. Okay. Well, you've got Jim this. Yeah. Or something like love that. Love that. Here's here.
how would you think Jimmy is down to play a role in this prank? If you pull it off. Yeah. Okay. So this is what this is another pitch.
Let's set up a theatrical friend breakup. Let's withhold the information that you know about this text thing, or if you do, you're not bothered by it too much. Then when you're in person, set it up so that shimmy reveals something about this, and you pretend to freak out over it and storm out.
and make it seem like your feelings are overly hurt. And you just hold the, you know, just something where you're just like, I mean, the very idea that you guys would even do that, that is affecting our friendship to the point. I don't even want to do the storm out, right? Make them feel bad for 20 minutes. And then you come back in with some pineapple or something like that.
Yeah. Or you could also, you could just do something really easy too. You could just get a shirt made that says shimmies top five. You're at the top and then different families are done and you just show up wearing it. So you're playing it really cool. You just like have a sweatshirt on at one point. You take it on and you go like somebody goes like, you know, you don't make a big stink of it so that one of the family members goes like,
Did you see Britney's shirt? And it's Shimi's favorite people year at number one. Number two is some other person in Texas, threes like her mom, four hers or brother. And it just goes all the way down. And then at the end, you go, um, this shirt was made by Shimi and gifted to me.
That's funny. I love that. Right? It's not hard to do. It's just a little gag. And so they just look at you and go and then on the back it says like Austin is better than Texas is better than Hawaii quote and you go or you go or you just do a shirt with quotes and they're all shimmy. Or you could make. Can I pitch the back of the shirt? The back of the shirt it says Britney plus shimmy and then at the bottom it's your combined couple name which is Shittney.
OK, or because we've actually said that before. Yeah, or I would go on the back of the shirt. I would do something of a quote that feels over the top, but you say it was her where she literally goes on the back and says.
Brittany, like quote, Brittany, I love you so much. I'm glad I decided to move to Austin and leave my family to be with you, because you're more family. You've taught me more about family and our friendship than anyone has in my whole life and my real family. You know the same, blood is thicker than water. Well, in our case, it's not. I love you more than I love my family. You're my number one. Period. Every day. Shimmy. Every day. Most days. I'm not even making a joke because it's every day.
This is for real. And you can get those on Amazon. Every year I'll make my brother a different shirt that I'll have like direct quotes that go on way too long. So you could just have like a long quote shirt of like, you know, so I think something like that. So the family has to take a second and go. She is ridiculous. And it's just, and you just go and then they go, what is that shirt you go? Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed. I wore it. It's just something Jimmy says to me every day.
I'm going to wear this most days. I forgot who I was. And then you can even have in the shirt. It goes, if anybody in my family sees this, I'll have to deny it. But girl, we both know it's true. And then go like, I swear to God, I swear on my life, but I will deny it forever. And then maybe bring a couple different sizes for the family if they want to give
It gives it to the group gets in some. Yeah, maybe a couple. Or the patreon group, the oldest member of the group, you go like, Hey, Papa, this is for you. Shimi wanted you to have it. She wanted you to have it. What do you think? Okay, I think.
I think that that's honestly perfect. I was leaning towards some type of gift idea. And I think that's so over the top. And I just want to like have a nice dancer with them. So I think that that is. And so Walker through kind of improvise what the shirt's going to say. You'll do second drafts of this boat. I don't want us to pitch you. I want you to pitch us. Well, you'll probably see the price and be like, I got to shave some letters out of this. I got to tell you, they're not bad.
Okay. There you go. Yeah. You can get on. Where do you get it from? Go to Amazon custom shirt and then there's like 50 different companies that do it. You're not going to have an exact look you want. But this is a gag. It's just fine. Right. Yeah. So improvise a little bit of what the font, what it's going to say on that shirt.
Okay. Um, okay. So the back, obviously. Or the front. It could also just be the front. Yeah. The back is a great reveal, though. Yeah. Okay. To take a jacket off and show the front, be like, Oh, I forgot I was wearing this and then go up for a second. That's true. Oh, the back. I forgot the back. Oh, the back was worse for you guys.
I like the idea of the list. I like the idea of the list on the front. So, Demi's favorite people, and then it'll be me number one, and then her mom lives in Texas also, so I'll put her as number two, and maybe I'll like it. Maybe because she lives in Texas. Yeah, that would hurt. Yeah. And then, honestly, like, what if I skip number three? Yeah, three's blank. She has a dog.
Um, no. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. No, no, you're on fire. Keep going. Keep your instincts. Okay. One is you. Two is bomb three is blank. What's four? Yeah. And then four is maybe like one of her needs. And then maybe I'll just like keep going and make sure to put her brother and her brother-in-law on her sister. Can five be like, or can five just be a tie of everybody else? Yeah, I think five could be you again.
Yeah, I just keep putting myself. And then six in smaller font. Yeah. Everybody, my old family from Hawaii. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever they're barely made it and parentheses. Exactly. Right. Okay. I think that's a fun start. And then what's on the back?
Okay, in the back, maybe like my dearest best friend, Brittany, it's hard to put into words how much I love you and love you more than my family.
Great. I am choosing to move. I'm choosing to move to Texas because there really is no other option. Living with my family has been fun, but it just doesn't give me the same fulfillment out of life as when I was with you.
Um, they say blood is thicker than water, but in this case, it sure as hell is the odd. Yeah. This case, blood is water. This is great. He's great. And yeah. And then just at the bottom, like you guys said, like, obviously I would deny this if my family. Yeah. They're so sensitive. They're such babies. Don't tell my family about this. Yeah.
I think this is perfect. Will you take a photo of the shirt both sides for us?
Absolutely. You know what? If we can, since Shimi's going to know this is going to happen, it wouldn't be terrible for someone to secretly film the reveal of the show. I totally agree. I mean, if we could get it, we'd get three. I totally agree. Yeah. If you could find a way to do that without getting people knowing they're on camera would be more fun. Yeah. Yeah. And then last before we go, you said, if you knew you were safe, you would want to see a 30-foot snake. How about no barriers, no safety? What animal do you want to see?
Maybe like a two can. Thank you for the amazing, amazing, amazing. Thank you. And here we are. We appreciate it. Two can, like it's just on the top of your head. So fast. I mean, two can. I mean, honestly, a two can. All right, Brittany, go ahead and keep us posted. Yeah, let us know. All right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you guys. Bye. Thank you.
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Okay, so my problem is pretty straightforward, but it's been causing me a lot of issues. And it is that my boyfriend is addicted to Q tipping. Oh, what is that? My question. Cleaning your ears out with a yes. I thought this was going to be another butter face, Gareth. No, I thought Q tipping was a whole thing. And I was going to feel like a 75. He likes to sit on cotton. Yeah. Go to you tip. No, more straightforward. Yeah.
Okay. No matter what I do, no matter what I say, he doesn't, he doesn't chill with it. He's very much waiting for his next cue to him. Okay. Now, when you say, what clip are we moving? Are we every day? Oh my God. Yeah. Multiple times a day. Four times a day. All right. So where does he cue to?
And well, anywhere, and this is actually part of the problem, is that like yesterday or two days ago when I emailed, I found two youth Q-tips on the coffee table. Oh, disgusting. But he'll just be too stiff and anywhere. But he can't be getting anything out. I mean, this is some sort of TLC issue. No, no, he's not. He likes the way this sensation feels. It's like it is a strange obsession. Yeah.
Mm-hmm. He says when I asked him like why do you to tip so much? He says it because he has wet ears and he has wet ears like yeah, yeah How long you been with this guy? We're not going to a drug figure. I've been with this guy
eight years in January. Okay. Oh, shit. All right. So the problem is you've been with a man for eight years. He Q-tips all the time, four times or more throughout the house and leaves the Q-tips on tables. Right. So what is the specific question we could try to help you with today?
Okay, I guess the specific question is just like, do you guys have any creative ideas or just something that may not be immediately obvious to someone in the problem to get him to either just decrease or, you know, I guess decrease because like, I, you know, I'm not against it every once in a while. He's hit, but it's not good for you. He could burst his eardrums. Yeah, it's also just crazy. So yeah, it's a good way of phrasing a question.
Yeah. You're not supposed to, I've kind of come up to this in my own life because I do like to clean my, but you're not supposed to use Q-tips. Yeah. Right, exactly. Like there, it's like impacts the issue more, but he's got a weird thing where he thinks his ears are wet. Well, we got... Isn't a thing. But we need to simplify. We never felt that like, get out of the shower and like, you're like, oh, I feel like the ears are a little wet.
Yeah, because you just got out of the shower. But I feel that with my hair and my arm. Well, the reason you feel that way is because your ears are wet. Yes, because your ears have been under water. It's not like he has a medical condition where he's got wet ears and he needs to have a wet ear. It's fine. You know that weird thing when you get out of a pool and you feel like your body's wet? I hate that. I have that allergic reaction to water, too. But I'm going to try to get clean on this one, Gareth. So is it?
The whole idea of this one is just because we're not going to go down the medical path with him, right? That's not really what the calls about. Eva, is it? Is it just you are getting grossed out? Or are you worried about him impacting his eardrums? I think, yeah, I think it's less being grossed out and more just that I'm like concerned for the health of his ears.
Oh, it is more about that. And I mean, it is. OK, I see what you're saying. No, it's full, I guess. Well, you did. It's leaving it around. And it's expensive. Right. So you keep, but it's not. It's not. I mean, they sell Q2s by the 3,000. So I want you to take a deep breath here, because I'm going to ask you a real question. And the only way we can pitch, because we could pitch and just be ridiculous and goofy. But I really do like when there's a problem, we really try to solve it.
So what is it that you actually don't like about this enough to call in a podcast? Because Q-tips, you know, is he going to impact his ears? Maybe a little, but who gives a shit? If it's a health thing, well, none of us are doctors. You know, in five years, they're going to find out that we all should be doing it or whatever, and it's going to change. They're not expensive. It costs about eight bucks for 50,000. This is endless. You cannot tell us you don't have the budget. I mean, literally.
and don't make it then it's bad for the environment too. It's like, what is the main reason that you're just getting grown? And now I'm not, I'm saying what I think, but I could be wrong. So I want your main reason, not mine, but what my guess is, you just don't like that your partner is always sticking Q-tips in his ear throughout the days and it's kind of grossing you out.
Yeah, I think you got down to the bottom of it. And so I would like to think that it's because I'm concerned for the health of his ears, but I think I think it is just a little nasty at the end of the day. And if he did it, let's say just in the bathroom and you didn't know about it and he threw them out, maybe you wouldn't think about it that much. But part of it is there's fucking Q-tips on your dining room table.
Yeah, he's too comfy too. You should not be seeing it. What we need to do and look, this isn't always a nice show. This is a bar show. You've come into a bar and you've pitched your friends and we need a solution. We've had a couple pops and we don't like them already. A hundred percent right.
So maybe, well, Gareth for sure, when you were going early on on how long you've been dating, I know you were thinking, get rid of old wettiers. Listen, you could, there's a lot of guys with dry ears out there that are single. Who will not worry about all disgusting there. I had a lot of guys out there that are the opposite problem. Yes, agreed. But I think there's a game we could play here even where there's just a touch of shame.
Have you tried that? Have you tried shaming him? I guess it's over eight years. That's a good question. What have you done to this tribe? That's a good question.
So shame is always, you know, a part of the game. And it has a really work. He's quite the contrarian. So like you tell him not to do something and it makes him want to do it more for the most part. So that like I feel like every time I try to shape him a backside, which is why this is like comes to the point where I emailed in because like the straightforward solutions that I've attempted. What have they been?
Let's hear everything you've tried to do. And how have you shamed him? Well, I guess more nagging with shame. I guess, you know, nagging, telling him the facts of like, you know, that's bad for you. You're not supposed to do it. I've not bought Q-tips, like he's a grown man. So he can just go by for himself, you know, but you've tried some moves. Okay. What's the most extreme measure you've done?
God, I don't know, probably just being annoying. I mean, it's kind of hard to like... Have you withheld anything that he likes? No, and I know what you're... I'm just going down familiar roads. I'm just pitching familiar roads, and I want your take on it. Because there is a thing that he could be going and you go, you know, I'll tell you what turns me off a lot.
is seeing my man to his ears in the living room and he'll go well I gotta keep him clean and then that night he goes like hey a little chocolate frog and you go that's what we call the dog and he goes you know what I'm getting at and you go all I'm thinking about is the sound of your fucking wet ears and that cute tip buddy.
turn the other side, right? So there's always that path. There's always the path of fight fire with fire. And as he's clean in his ears, you're cutting your toenails or you're picking nose hairs. Yeah, I was thinking about that. There's always those two paths are just standbys. So you've got those. And they still count as our pitch is Gareth. And if she doesn't, I still view it as a ring in the bell with with the bells getting rung right.
Yeah. You can. I would no matter what happens, you can ring the bottle, but you've written. Listen to the show. So you don't want that, but you've listened to the show. So you know those pitches, but you're looking for something else. Right. I mean, I am. I know it's kind of a tricky one. Um, but you know, I was ready for the withholding. You don't want to do that. Or the broke. No, yeah. I mean, it's not my favorite idea. Yeah, I get it. I totally get it. Okay. I got a bunch.
I got a book. Oh, my God. Already. OK. I'll start. Well, I'll start with what I thought was the first one, but it sounds like it's not going to work. I thought we could do a mo and pigly. I thought we could do an informative clip where we're talking about the real dangers of cue tipping. But it sounds like you've already kind of gone that route. He doesn't give a shit. This is a my strange addiction problem. He has some weird thing going on where he doesn't think his ears are going to get clean. So I would not do that.
My second one is you just say to him, you don't want to see it anymore. And what you do is one day you go into the master safe of Q-tips and you take off every piece of cotton so that in there, there's just the swab part and there's no cotton too. Okay, there's that. Then this might be the one, I think.
What I would do is I would get some fake blood and I would put some fake blood on a few of the Q-tip tops and wherever he throws the Q-tips, like in the trash can in the bathroom or whatever, plant a couple of them. And then one day, just after a couple days of that say to him, you were just about to throw a tissue in there and you noticed there's blood on some of the Q-tip ends and try to freak him out like he's over-cleaned his ears where one of them got bloody and he didn't notice.
I got another pitch. I got another pitch to that one. And then I have one that's nuclear. Go ahead. The other thing you could do is, and this is a longer play, but whenever he Q-tips, you can save them. And after a year, present him with all the Q-tips he has used in a year, which would be if he's doing
You know, four times that's eight a day, eight times 360. You're talking about a lot of Q-tips. And you could say like, I just want to show you something, my man. I just want to show you who you become with these weird fucking ears of yours and just jump them out and go like, you need help.
So that could link into that could link into the other pitch I had, which was post a picture of them and just say, take the shame publicly and just say off of that pitch. And that's enough. So there's an option there. I'm not really quick off the public. Shame really fast. You could also, if you don't want to do a public, you can do get a dry erase board or not a dry erase, a pin board.
And a cardboard and every time he q-tips mark it down.
I like that. So he just has to see how many times. And then, okay, so then here's a separate one. You start saving the Q-tips and what you do is you take 50 used ones that you've stored and you put them back in the original box. And after two weeks of that, you reveal to him that he's been using used Q-tips. I love that one. And that shames him back into the shadows. You can't be involved in this. And now he has no choice but now to have stash. But by the way, what I love about that, Gareth,
is he's putting the junk back in his ears. Yes. So you're doing nothing. You're just being a weirdo. The other thing I would say on this, what you could do. They look so clean that you're reusing them. Yes. Well, another thing that you could say is you could say to him, you could say, honey, how many times do you think you Q tip a day, right? And like, he'll probably think it's less than you do. It's like a gambler. They never want to say that we're numbers and then go,
I think you go more than, you know, a hundred in a month or whatever you're going to say and he'll say no. And then you go, if you are under that, then keep going. But if you're over it, how about you take a month off?
And then you go to the quirk board and you're marking it so that he has to be aware because it might be something he's not even that conscious of. Like he just doesn't think. He gets a weird little itch. You know about the four times a day. It's probably more. It's probably more and go like, let's do an honor code system where whenever you do it, just let me know. Because I think you're doing it so much. So he has to be aware of it.
It's a problem. It's an addiction and you're calling out the addiction to stay. So what we've got right now is take off the cotton part.
So he's just goes in there and just a bunch of blue sticks. That's why I love the show just out of context. You just like you said that with all seriousness. Put a little fake blood on some. So he thinks he actually might be damaging his ear. Save them and present them back to him to show his addiction. Post it on social media. So there's a little bit of public shame.
get a board at home. So you're tracking his addiction, make a bet and see where he is and see if he'll agree to take a month off. If he does it and then take the used Q tips and put him back and later tell him he has been using used Q tips. Eva, a woman who loves dogs, calls her dog a chocolate frog, works for a nonprofit, lives somewhere in upstate near Troy. What are you going to do?
All right. So I think it's like a three fold. These are all great ideas. By the way, I did not. I would not have thought of any of these. So thank you. Well, at this point, at this point, I could say we're professionals. Yeah. You know what? You are. Yeah. It's nice to hear. At the end of the day. Yeah. So I think I don't think I'm going to save all of his cute tips as much as I love that idea because it just sounds awful. Yeah, I agree. It's gross. But
I actually really like the blood I do. I think that that would be effective. So I think maybe I would do that. And then on top of that, I really like the keeping track and the bed. So maybe like a threefold, you know, keep track because I think that would like annoy him enough too. And then plus like being like,
You know, I think you do it this much. You would probably try to decrease so that I'm wrong. Exactly, right? So I think, yeah, you can set that number lower than you think.
Now, what order do you think she should do that? If you're going to try all three, because I do think you would want to do an order of the, start with the accounting of it, and then let that lead you to the, I would say the blood. Okay. And then let that lead to the, my kind of feeling is a little different. I think you start with the blood.
And, okay, yeah, that makes sense too. And then if it keeps going after, and you don't even mention it, it's just like, there's blood on his Q-tips. And then if you play, like, and you never tell him you're part of it or that you call this broadcast, obviously. Just to spook him out. And then maybe one day you just go like, hey, I found this in the garbage. Is your ear bleeding? And he's like, what the fuck?
And I think you do it where like, you're just like, honey, you're, you are cleaning your ears to the point where there is blood on Q-tips and you don't even see it.
This is serious. Yeah, that's perfect. And what we could do, if that is kind of working and it's on the fence, you could call back and then we could do a mowing pigly about this is a thing that happens. And, you know, it's like, and part of the thing will be what's wild is, is the person doing it doesn't see the blood.
And what we could talk about is how that person you need to take a month off from cleaning that ear. Otherwise you're opening a wound. It can get infected. We could do a whole play there. Oh, okay. I like that. I think that's great. Start there, follow up. If the follow up is we're on the fence, in the follow up, we'll do a mowing pigly and then we'll just have to do another follow up.
And then let do us a favor. And will you take pictures of the crime scene you're setting? Yes, great idea. Of course. Let us see the garbage can go to a costume shop and get the fake blood. Do it right. Yeah. How are you going to do it? I think I have leftover Halloween. Well, I think I was like, you know, got vampire blood for Halloween. But I think I have like a bottle of fake like makeup blood. So you can do that today.
Yep. Great. Yeah. So I'm ready. Great. But my question is, do I just leave it? Because like, do I just leave it around? And then like for a few days now, even for a few days, you just leave it. Because the hope is this. He goes to throw another one out, finds it himself. Yes. And goes, what the fuck? Because if you tell him, it's a little suspicious, but the real hope is if he leaves one on the dining room table, perfect.
The whole list that he opens the garbage can and goes, oh my God. Then touches his little gross wet ear and he's like, and then goes to you and he goes like, there was blood and you go, you do it too much, man. Yeah. Well, you mean, yes, it's like, it's only button every day. You think it's going to be the same?
It's going to scab. Yeah. Well, that's a weird thing to know and be so confident about, but, but the point remains, he has a problem. You want him to come to you with it, but if you have to intervene, then we go that route, but start by laying the crime scene a little. Just one a day, start putting on one end, like one of the years is bleeding. It's his area. I'm sorry, Jake, but one of the ends is bleeding and just start to set the scene in the trash can. Hope he notices if he doesn't, you go at him. I think it's great.
Okay. I think it, I think it's great to see you. It's great. Take some pictures. And Eva, I got to say, I was glad you said you didn't like the idea of withholding sex and doing the old roads. You made us work for it a little bit, but I do think we can go great. I think we came to a good answer. I think you did too. I'm, I mean, I'm not surprised, but I'm impressed. Thank you. Bloody the Q tip, Eva. Keep us posted. And now that's going to be a new thing. We just say a lot. Bloody the Q tip, unfortunately. It's a new parmesan. Thank you. Thank you.
Alright guys have a good one. Have a great one. Thank you. Bye.
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Hello. Hi. How are you? I'm good. How are you? Well, good. Welcome back to the show. This is a follow-up, but Gareth and I don't know what the follow-up is. So could you tell us who you are, what your call was, what our solution was? This is always exciting. Yeah. The reveal. It's happening.
Yes, absolutely. So my name is Brittany, and my problem was that my best friend, Shimi, had just moved back to Austin where I lived from Hawaii with her family. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The family drama. Yeah. Yeah. The ownership over Shimi. Yeah. So keep going, Brittany. It was, yeah, will you walk us through it again for anybody for some reason who didn't hear it originally, but walk us through it, Brittany.
Yes. And so they had this ongoing secret joke that they all hated me and kind of talked shit about me. And so I was looking for ways to break the ice with them when I finally met them. Great. What was the advice?
shirts. So I kind of blacked out. Yeah, I kind of blacked out. Y'all gave me some other advice. Do I only remember one of the other ones that y'all gave me, which was Gareth said I should make piñatas of the whole family and like bust them open with shimmy. But we didn't go with that when we ended on the shirt. Listening back to that pitch horrible, right? Yeah. And so what happened with the what shirt did you pick? What happened? So on the shirt, do you want me to read what the shirt says? Yes. Do you have a photo? Okay.
Yeah, I do. I sent it to you guys, but I also have it in front of me so I can like read it. Okay, so it says on the front, it says, Jimmy's favorite people and parentheses written by Jimmy, obviously not. And then number one, Brittany, number two, mom, because she lives in Texas. Three is blank. Four is Sophia and Olivia, who are her nieces.
Um, five is crystal, who's her sister. Six is John Wick, the dog, which is like the arch nemesis of the family. And then seven is Anthony, who's like the main culprit. Okay, good. And what, I mean, by the way, great shirt. Yeah, a lot of inside stuff.
Okay. The back is also to do something ridiculous and right in over the top letter to me from Shami, but obviously written by me. So it says, my dearest friend and favorite person on the planet, Brittany.
It's hard for me to put into words how much you mean to me. Everything I've gone through, you've been by my side every step of the way. Moving to Texas with you was the best decision I ever could have made. It's weird that I don't even miss my family back in Hawaii. I know they said for us.
I know they say blood is thicker than water, but in this case, that's so far from the truth. You are the number one person in my life and always will be. Come on, Darren. Wow. It is a huge victory. I got to start definitely with the bell. I agree.
Yeah, it says BS is my family ever saw this. I would deny it all, but I need you to know how much more I love you. Love your brand out of me. What a victory. That's great. So, okay, so you got the shirt made. Yes, I made it. That's awesome, by the way. Way to go. Okay, and it looks like it's just kind of pasted on there. Was this the final of the shirt?
Okay, so to be clear, you didn't go to a professional. You just kind of rubber cemented these note cards on the shirt, which we're fine with, whatever, the point, the funds, the fun.
By the way, this transfer paper. This shirt is good. This shirt is good merch. Good merch. Yes. This is good. We should copy this. This is good merch. All right. So man, show me what happened. Did you wear it around them? I remember they were coming to visit or you were going there. I think this was happening right around the holidays.
Yeah. So I actually have been right after the holidays. So we decided it would be best for me to meet them at her niece's surprise birthday party. So she took me to meet her family. And while I'm waiting for that part of the family to arrive, I meet like 30 people that don't know about the bit. So this is kind of telling me I'm like wearing this shirt under a sweater. Okay.
Yeah, so her niece walks up and instead of being surprised by the surprise party, the first thing she says is I heard Brittany appear, which is just hilarious because it's just embedded in her, even though she's like 12 years old, that there's a hate from her family from me.
Um, but the main culprit of teasing her brother-in-law eventually walked over thigh-dyeing me and introduced himself to me and kind of a playful tone. And then I was like, man, it's hot. I need to take the sweater off. Um, so I took it off and... You'll am.
You started dying laughing and playfully called me a bitch and said I was petty and told me he was rooting against me for life and that he was going to make a blonde Zudu doll. Yeah. He's a winner too.
Yeah. It's still very intense. I would have thought that that might have thought things, but you guys keep it up. Well, Brittany, this feels like a massive. Yeah. It feels like a massive win. And what's going on now with Shimi, what's going on with the family, with the dynamic where we at.
Um, so after that, it was way better. It's definitely still, I have like a playful arch nemesis, which I love. I've always wanted an arch nemesis. And after the fact they all told Jimmy that they loved me. So it was definitely a win. Yeah. Super fun. Great. Yeah. Great. Great time. I love the advice on the shirt. And I'll now chair, like cherish that shirt forever. Can I make a suggestion for if there's another meeting? I think you should get like a clean crown and a sash that says shimmies number one.
Yes, for sure. But it also feels like Brittany's now just in the family. Yeah, it's yes. Yeah, I think that's you know that like it's like she's if someone escalates the joke, that's an inside joke. Well, that's that's a victory. So at the end, we hugged by and I was like, it was great to meet you. And he like said, so good to meet you out loud and then whispered in my ear.
So now you're in there. I worked out. Good for you. This was a great follow-up. We appreciate it. We're ringing the bell. For us, it's a huge victory. Very clean win. It's a good way to start the year with a nice victory. Yes. Thank you, Brittany. Thanks, Brittany. Thank you, guys.
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